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  • @aeiouy7708
    @aeiouy7708 11 дней назад +122

    "I'm just a simple woman making her away across the galaxy."
    "Have you ever made it as far into a 11 year old's pants?"
    "...Pack your things. We're leaving."

  • @nemofunf9862
    @nemofunf9862 11 дней назад +226

    Also, having children with a clone that was genetically modified to age faster might not be the smartest idea.

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 11 дней назад +67

      Filoni confirmed those are not his biological children. (I suspect that may actually be a retcon lol)

    • @nemofunf9862
      @nemofunf9862 11 дней назад +36

      @@deadsparta6600 Thanks for the info, that seems to make sense. Don't they look like a mixture of human and twilek tho? Really sounds like a retcon.

    • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
      @CloneCommanderCrater1102 11 дней назад +44

      ​@nemofunf9862 Their father was a human, but he wasn't in a picture anymore by the time Cut and Suu married. Also, it's literally impossible for them to be Cut's biological kids in any way because the war had, at most, only been going for a few months to a year at that point and Cut left at the beginning of the war.

    • @spencersholden
      @spencersholden 11 дней назад +13

      @@CloneCommanderCrater1102it’s still nice that he considers them his kids even though he’s known them all of a few months. It’s just real nice to see a supportive stepparent.

    • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
      @CloneCommanderCrater1102 11 дней назад +9

      @@spencersholden Oh, absolutely. Cut is a great father, I was just clarifying that they were never his biological children.

  • @Phantomidk-dm1vg
    @Phantomidk-dm1vg 11 дней назад +213

    "Are you going to turn in my husband?"
    "No."
    "Thank You!"
    "I'm turning you in!
    *FBI OPEN UP!*
    With the meme at the end I died in laughter😂

  • @Jacy-dx6dx
    @Jacy-dx6dx 11 дней назад +88

    Twi leks be tweaken

  • @viktubeproductions3314
    @viktubeproductions3314 11 дней назад +42

    Cut is old enough to go to war, but not old enough to get married

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 3 дня назад +1

      Kind of like Americans can be old enough to go to war but not drink.

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer 11 дней назад +90

    "I'm so confused." - C3PO the Battle Droid

    • @ErenTheWarcriminal
      @ErenTheWarcriminal 11 дней назад +12

      “You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm” - unrecognizable character

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion 10 дней назад

      @@ErenTheWarcriminalWho are you?

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 4 дня назад

      Probsbly bones the legendary battle droid, shoot him​@@Prophetofthe8thLegion

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 11 дней назад +58

    As bad as this sounds to say, biology takes precedent over chronology in the Star Wars galaxy, because if we go by the former, Grogu would be considered an adult.

    • @kail4997
      @kail4997 9 дней назад +13

      Grogu is a adult who pretends to be a baby, he’s fully capable of understanding actions and sentences. He’s literally a 50 old creep in diapers.

  • @SWDude2710
    @SWDude2710 11 дней назад +40

    Never thought I'd hear a clone trooper say "Sussy Baka" but here we are.

  • @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround
    @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround 11 дней назад +161

    Is that legal, my lord?

    • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
      @CloneCommanderCrater1102 11 дней назад +38

      I will make it legal.
      In all seriousness, though. It is very much fine because Cut is biologically and mentally in his twenties due to the advanced aging that the Kaminoans gave the clones.

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  11 дней назад +29

    • @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround
      @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround 10 дней назад

      @@CloneCommanderCrater1102

  • @tmandoesgamesv2.018
    @tmandoesgamesv2.018 11 дней назад +73

    Hank Schrader confirmed does not like Bad Batch

  • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
    @CloneCommanderCrater1102 11 дней назад +98

    While Cut may chronologically be 11, he is biologically and mentally 22.

    • @JacobBite
      @JacobBite 11 дней назад +54

      And looks 44

    • @collecter343
      @collecter343 11 дней назад +17

      @@JacobBitePTSD will do that to ya

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  11 дней назад +36

      predator propaganda

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 10 дней назад +1

      Way to go ruining the joke.

    • @molanohouse
      @molanohouse 9 дней назад +5

      ​​@@JarJarStudiosPlusCIS propaganda.....

  • @christoferazal
    @christoferazal 10 дней назад +16

    Windu: "So uncivilized, in the name of the galactic FBI of the republic you are under arrest"
    Her: "He is over twenty years old"
    Windu: "Not yet"

  • @TheEveryman-em9ty
    @TheEveryman-em9ty 9 дней назад +8

    Suu getting sued by the Kaminoans for misused company assets.

    • @TheEveryman-em9ty
      @TheEveryman-em9ty 9 дней назад +7

      Kamino live news: Alien arrested for predatory contact with company property.

  • @cyberinsecuregaming2890
    @cyberinsecuregaming2890 10 дней назад +10

    George unintentionally opened a can of worms when he created the clones.

    • @VadersFist95
      @VadersFist95 9 дней назад +1

      He didnt, you just dont understand how it works.

    • @cyberinsecuregaming2890
      @cyberinsecuregaming2890 9 дней назад +2

      @@VadersFist95 I do understand. It's about whether the clones are considered children or adults since, in Episode 2, the oldest clones are 10 years old but have the body and mind of a 20 year old.

    • @Brandon.S.Brooker
      @Brandon.S.Brooker 9 дней назад +1

      ​@@cyberinsecuregaming2890Child Soldiers 👀

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 3 дня назад

      He was friends with epstein, it was intentional.

  • @BKF0308
    @BKF0308 9 дней назад +11

    Bro's 11, supposed to look like 22 but looks like 44😭

  • @shockwave2291
    @shockwave2291 11 дней назад +19

    I love how you used the Jango Fett seismic charger SFX instead of the usual Vine Boom sound.

  • @kolkagaming1234
    @kolkagaming1234 11 дней назад +24

    11 years old!? How can a clone surpass that age! Even Omega?

  • @GLUBNOIR
    @GLUBNOIR 11 дней назад +10

    "My lord, is that legal?"

  • @henrymalloy1344
    @henrymalloy1344 11 дней назад +24

    OH. oh no.

  • @Maikigai
    @Maikigai 11 дней назад +13

    Grogu is 50, imagine if he hooked up with someone lol not a thing anyone could say

  • @tranqle73
    @tranqle73 7 дней назад +4

    Suu Lawquane 🤝 Padme Amidala
    Liking the little boys

  • @UNSCspartan803
    @UNSCspartan803 8 дней назад +3

    He is under the age of consent. SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN

  • @jonathantrester1912
    @jonathantrester1912 9 дней назад +3

    "He's eleven!" -Krillin
    "I'm six!" -Mr. Perfect Cell
    "Wow!" -Suu Lawquane, probably

  • @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround
    @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround 11 дней назад +11

    This is getting out of hand

  • @redandroyalfilms8019
    @redandroyalfilms8019 11 дней назад +3

    That shocked me
    Now I must destroy my friends childhood show

  • @JunjiItoDougWalker
    @JunjiItoDougWalker 11 дней назад +5

    they grow up so fast!

  • @TheOskiBoski
    @TheOskiBoski 11 дней назад +18

    Susy baka

  • @rhymenoceros3303
    @rhymenoceros3303 10 дней назад +4

    I think what's more messed up is that the Clone Wars is essentially a child war where 10-11 year old clones battle against semi sentient robots who are often only been operational for a couple of years. We are essentially watching armies of children massacre and be massacred across the galaxy all to fulfill one dudes narcissistic goal of galactic domination. Now that is much more messed up in my opinion.

    • @glytchd
      @glytchd 9 дней назад

      ..hasn't that often been the case? Our teenage sons dying in an Old Man's war? Imagine the trenches in ww1.
      Mind you is airways the children that have been sacrificed - just look at this generation's glorification of Communism.. soon we shall ask be Collective slaves

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 3 дня назад

      One dude? I didn't see anyone in the galaxy complain about child soldiers. Not even if they were anti war.

  • @Bogged533
    @Bogged533 8 дней назад +1

    "200000 child soldiers are really with a million more well on the way"

  • @Fatalitix3
    @Fatalitix3 4 дня назад +1

    It's alright officer she is 1000 years old elf

  • @DrawinskyMoon
    @DrawinskyMoon 10 дней назад +1

    When you hit puberty at 5 years old 💀

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors7981 11 дней назад +8

    No, I’m turning you in. FBI open up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🚽🤩🚽😆

  • @gabriellasmith3003
    @gabriellasmith3003 10 дней назад +1

    In that episode Cut said he left the republic during the first battle of Geonosis (the battle shown at the end of Attack of the Clones) so he is one of the first batch of clones

  • @allknowingfreddybear9291
    @allknowingfreddybear9291 10 дней назад +2

    And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!

  • @mackmcmillan9905
    @mackmcmillan9905 10 дней назад +2

    I don't call it Pedowood for nothing.

  • @GilgameshofBabylon
    @GilgameshofBabylon 8 дней назад

    Ky Kiske: *whistles innocently*

  • @ironwillACNH
    @ironwillACNH 11 дней назад +6

    6 MONTHS?

  • @ClassicKrak83
    @ClassicKrak83 8 дней назад +1

    Android 21 has entered the chat...

  • @zachh6868
    @zachh6868 9 дней назад +1

    This is like the reverse of liking an ancient being that takes the form of a child (ie. Zoe from LoL freaks). This is sort of ok because he doesn’t have the mentality or form of a child.

  • @Fade-ks5zg
    @Fade-ks5zg 20 часов назад

    Star Wars when they tap into Crunchyroll:

  • @tmandoesgamesv2.018
    @tmandoesgamesv2.018 11 дней назад +8

    Ughh this show turned into 🤡🏈🗞️🗞️

  • @Iffy350
    @Iffy350 7 дней назад +1

    This clone wars was never canon anyways. David fallopian is a traitor.

  • @LethalEagleSW
    @LethalEagleSW 11 дней назад +2

    Bro ur in your consistency arc fr🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @General_Hux.
    @General_Hux. 11 дней назад +4

    Nah clones are over age dating 💀
    Nah padmé and anakin have a few years gap
    this is gettingout of hand now there are more of them your mother must be disappointed

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  11 дней назад +4

      blaming the victims I see. "These Cougars have twisted your mind until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

  • @bulletgrievous
    @bulletgrievous 10 дней назад +2

    Caught in 4K 🤨📸

  • @dyfrigshandy
    @dyfrigshandy 7 дней назад

    A year might be many months differences than our system, months can be many weeks difference, week can be many days difference, days can be many hour difference

  • @Steiper
    @Steiper 5 дней назад +1

    Does this mean the entire clone army is illegal and use of children in war? Oh and also the Jedi also use children in war

  • @victorpetherbridge3987
    @victorpetherbridge3987 8 дней назад +1

    Me: so how old are you again. Because i was genetically modified to be 26 years of age!😳
    Omega: age is just a number i am ÷×+×=////>()&^%##??? years old! 😮😮😮😂😂 me: holy crap! in the name of jar jar studios+ you're under arrest!😮 Omega: but i have done nothing wrong! 😮😂😂 me: well kid you have alot to learn from the bad batch! 😮😊

  • @GeorgeTyrrell-qm2ep
    @GeorgeTyrrell-qm2ep 7 дней назад +1

    Wait dose that mean that star wars henti with clones could be considered child..............................
    you know what nevermind

  • @MysticTroll
    @MysticTroll 10 дней назад +1

    MY CLONES!

  • @TheShadowForgeStudio
    @TheShadowForgeStudio 11 дней назад +4

    Can they even breed though? The Kaminoans turned to cloning to save their species after their planet flooded so are the clones even able to give the stuff needed to bring new life?

    • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
      @CloneCommanderCrater1102 11 дней назад +3

      Yes, the Fett clones are very much capable of having children. This was seen with clones like Darman, who had a kid with Etain Tur-Mukan.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 10 дней назад +1

      The Kaminoans never made the clones sterile, and since they're genetically humans they can breed just the same.

  • @prehistorichero2755
    @prehistorichero2755 10 дней назад

    Alien lifespan is wired.

  • @MasterofMonkeys16
    @MasterofMonkeys16 11 дней назад +2

    What the

  • @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031
    @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 11 дней назад +3

    Omegasussy.

  • @manumudgal5776
    @manumudgal5776 2 дня назад

    I mean , marrying older woman is a thing in Star Wars.😶

  • @tk-6967
    @tk-6967 9 дней назад

    God I love Omega. Even if her very existence and the way the writers treated her as a plot point was stupid af, I never understood why she is highlighted as a 'flaw' of the series by people who like the show.

  • @BinksTheSith
    @BinksTheSith 11 дней назад +1

    LOL

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 11 дней назад +9

    Yeah, sooo…
    That’s one of the downsides of growing millions of super soldiers using accelerated aging processes.
    And by the time any given clone DOES come “of age” chronologically speaking, there’s a good chance said enhanced aging has left them in their mid-life crisis years physically.
    Although *_maybe_* trying to imprint real life values to a fictional galaxy with millions of inhabited worlds (and their own many subdivisions of law and culture) and thousands at least of separate sentient species with their own physical differences to account for _might_ make the subject a moot point anyway. Yoda’s species alone have their infantile state last for, what, 50 or so years I last heard?

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  11 дней назад +9

      That was only Grogu because Yadle didn't breastfeed him like she was supposed to

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 11 дней назад

      Be it chronological or physical age... she's 11 my guy

    • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
      @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 11 дней назад

      @@spiffygonzales5160
      I was talking about the other clones

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 11 дней назад

      @@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
      Oh, derp lol. In that case in about 5 years it'll be crappy on his end XD

  • @richardzaloudek8208
    @richardzaloudek8208 9 дней назад

    Given the fact the guy started to bald (or has a horrible hairstyle), I'll say he's 10-11 years old, but in clone years that's something about 20-22

    • @CamilomboNPC
      @CamilomboNPC 6 дней назад

      How old was rex in the battle of endor?

  • @user-fg5ox9kr1n
    @user-fg5ox9kr1n 7 дней назад

    Even if we don't consider mental maturity her dating someone who don't have any experience with outside world is kinda sus. Also they have been dating for some months and get married its red flag in my book. Ps, sorry for bad english

  • @user-mn9ft7ks2b
    @user-mn9ft7ks2b 8 дней назад

    .....

  • @nikolaustimepatroller2890
    @nikolaustimepatroller2890 11 дней назад +2

    Honestly, I thought everyone would know by now. But in context, who’s to say how old are clones. Accelerated aging and all mid life crisis they can have. Except for the two, Boba and Omega. They’re the ones who hadn’t had accelerated aging. And look how they turned out. Nuff said.

  • @NasTalkz
    @NasTalkz 10 дней назад

    I thought this title was about Ki-Adi Mundi. Given Disney’s recent screw up in the Acolyte of putting him in the show when he wasn’t even born yet, and then changing his birth year on Wookipedia to suit Leslye Headlands mistake

  • @camber_courtney5250
    @camber_courtney5250 11 дней назад +8

    Who else is ready for another episode of the Acolyte tomorrow? I sure am :D

  • @PaprNapkn
    @PaprNapkn 11 дней назад +3