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That little smirk when he saw the lady use her inhaler incorrectly. He knew he was going to have fun with this one
Yupp
Oh come on I have asthma and I know how to use an inhaler correctly
One of my favorite scenes in the whole series honestly. I burst out laughing the first time I saw it. Was not expecting the perfume application.
the man was handed a gift.
🤣🤣🤣 using it like Perfume
"Do I look like an idiot?" Is the riskiest question to ask this man.
Pretty sure when she saw her use the inhaler like that, he probably roasted the life outta her which is why she left saying,”jerk”
@@daveed2702 Brilliant, Holmes
Yup
I would of said you look as smart as Jill from jack and Jill by Adam sandler
I don't laugh out loud very often but that one did the trick
“You don’t like to swallow. Not surprised” I haven’t watched in a while but that one caught me off guard. These writers were in beast mode with this show
I caught that too and immediately came to the comments searching for a reaction to that part.
I know, and they wouldn't be allowed to make half these jokes today unfortunately. Especially the one about the "smartest chopstick in the drawer."
@@Some_One_One Same lmao
Can you explain?
@RAGAN How so? Censorship advocate?
Patient to House: "Jerk"
Cuddy: "What was that all about?"
House: "Jamaican chicken recipes"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I had to watch that part acouple times over it was so funny 😭
Didn’t get it
@@quebrandomitos5910 Because Chicken can made into Jerky, not just Beef.
@@frozenvolf4327 think it’s actually referring to “jerk chicken”, a Jamaican dish
Just had to let you know, that flew right over my head till you pointed out it was, in fact, all the same joke. Thanks, you made me laugh harder
House's reaction to the self-circumcision is one of his few genuine shock reactions in the show
Can't blame him, that's definitely one of the dumbest things ever
@@lizanna6390 - Keep on living and let the human race surprise you.
I mean. It wasn’t that surprising for him to react like that. I have no problem with visible gore but relating to genitalia? Yeah that’s more likely to shock me.
Not gonna lie, it's that exact expression in the thumb nail that made my click this video 😂
I’m not surprised that someone would be stupid enough to try and circumcise themselves, but I am incredibly disappointed.
I love how they don't even show House insulting the lady with the inhaler. Just the aftermath. You just know it's a roast marathon waiting to happen.
That three seconds between her showing him and the scene cut gave me all the relief I needed
his smile said it all I kinda wish we saw what he said
Insults would have been anticlimactic.
I think he just laughed his ass off. I couldn't keep a straight face when she sprayed her inhaler
The obvious reply "well now you do". She did ask if she looked like an idiot.
I’ve always loved when patients think they can withhold information and House deciphers them like a 1st grade puzzle.
its a tv show,not real--the writers and actors make it happen
@@dethray1000 you don't say
@@dethray1000 nooo. really? who knew? I thought it was real!
@@dethray1000 dang, I never knew!
@@dethray1000 r/wooosh
As a cat owner and lover, I died laughing at the bag and river joke.
I didn’t get it until this comment lol
Ahhh so thats what that means! Hahaha i know someone did that thing
@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil same
Long time ago ,,Red Skelton said a joke ,, similar..
His brother taught him to swim..
The hard part was getting out of the burlap bag..!!
GreT lol by
Patient: "Do I look like an idiot?"
House: visible restraint
well not everyone can handle a zipper
newman!
@@JDMatthias a new man are you sure it wasn't a new woman you can go either way depending on how much damage was done and they don't show or say house could have been meaning a new woman you never know he might have been messing with the patient he does tend to do that a lot through out the series 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I work as an emt the stupid is real
He didn’t show restraint. He showed obvious ridicule and amusement. That’s the joke
The lady using the inhaler like a perfume gets me every time XD
Lesly Cantu do i look stupid ?
That shit was hilarious..Got me weak at the knees xD
I bet the clinic didn't explain how to use it as like a joke
I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing at her!
I nearly passed out laughing at her. I wonder what that says about MY health... Oh well, at least I have a healthy sense of humor.
7:19 that smile 😆 I think he genuinely loved that someone was that stupid, just so he could go ALL out
you gotta love that about this world people that are that silly wondering why the meds don't work when used incorrectly🤣
To be fair, that lady is NEXT LEVEL STUPID. I refuse to believe anyone that idiotic actually exists.
I love how House gives the last guy the medicine knowing full well he's covered if the guy is stupid enough to take them since the patient didn't mention he had diabetes once, so it's not logged in the files.
If that guy picked up the drugs after being told they could kill him I think he deserves the darwin award for being monumentally stupid.
@@dstreetz91I think that was the goal for House. Contributing to natural selection 😂
House has seen a man's eyeball spontaneously explode.
He was absolutely horrified at the guy's self-circumcision.
Well to be fair that was a fever dream, and I'm pretty sure it wasnt him that saw it but maybe chase?
@@elladiangelo1277 i remember seeing that on tv as a kid and it traumatized me lmfao I wish I knew it was a fever dream I thought it was a real thing that could happen lmaoo
I think it was actually Chase and Foreman that saw the dudes eye pop out
@@detectivesnickers6176 It was House's fever dream so I guess he probably saw it happen 'godlike' narrator style. You know. Like a pair of eyes watching over the room.
Ikr
I love House's reaction when the guy drops his pants. I believe that's like the only time he actually reacted in a frightened way about anything he saw.
Lmao
Lets be honest who wouldn't freak out seeing a DIY circumcision done with boxcutters? I'm a woman and that freaked me out so god only knows what a guy must think when confronted with that sight!! 😱😱🙈🙈🤣🤣
It makes me wonder if that was actually his first time seeing it?
@@shioriryukaze I think he was also wondering how the man wasn’t on the floor in pain, with his eyes squeezed shut and clutching his junk. Sounds excruciating.
Before anyone gets triggered by my comment and jumps down my throat to say “It’s just a TV show.” I am commenting on the storyline of a man who did a DIY circumcision.
You should see the episode where the paitwnt was declared deceased but during an autopsy woke up. House and Forman was shocked and scared as heck.
Oh I love that ending. ‘If you lied to me and take the medication you’ll die.’ 😂House gets people to think pretty hard about simple issues, just be honest for a better life!
6:14 I love how the father was quick to tell his kid something like "let's take the money and get some Dayquil."
Put some Tussin on it
"I got some boxcutters, and, um ..."
Words you never want to hear.
Given the context, it's a real good contender.
That said, I might dare to say "Ben has control of Alien X." is still the top spot.
Gus Fring in therapy
@@stetsonherrick8090 this comment is underrated. i dont want ben being omnipotent.
emergency rooms hear that phrase regularly. oh the giddy anticipation of what follows the phrase...
So the guys who hijacked the plane on 911 2001 were going to circumcise the pilots 🤣
When that asthma lady demonstrated the inhaler I could hear House saying "Not an idiot at all"
😂😂
I imagined him saying "well now you do".
"You might not look like an idiot, but then again I don't look like a doctor"
Lmaoo
also doubles as Armani perfume
Being a lifelong asthma patient, I'd feel compelled to do my own line of insults as well.
"You don't swallow? I could have guessed." the best line house has ever delivered
I need more reactions from Hugh Laurie like when he turned around to see the horror the patient caused himself 🤣
"I'm gonna... get a plastic surgeon. Get the twinkie back in the wrapper."
laughing hysterically at this
Poor guy . I Will suprise he still can 😱
House’s sheer shock is something rarely seen on this show.
@MrWereverforever Must be a follower of Dwight Kurt Shrute
Just like Abraham did it
I loved how he gave $50 to anyone willing to leave, including an older dude who could have tuberculosis.
"you don't like to swallow, not surprised." house got no chills 😹😹
Faceless S99 now I get it.
Eric Miret it’s an adult joke. What she doesn’t swallow is a liquid in make and female genitalia, it’s opaque and starts with the letter S.
@@kara_thewolf7518 you went all in. 🖐😹😹
Kara theWolf2 semen?
@Uncle Crispy 😂😂 nope orange juice
The clinic duty segments are always my favorite, was a shame they became less common as the show went on
One of my favorite House gags is how they play the Metroid teleport footage as if it was a game over.
Bleeding crotch
“Well it’s not lupus”
@Nate Macrae Except that one time it was lupus.
I don't get it
@@bunniesanchez4965 as long as you are aware that it's not lupus, you don't need to get it.
any other concerns, go ask google for help.
But what if it is tho?
@@magno172 jerk
Love how he's the Sherlock Holmes of medicine. Deduces people from subtle clues on observation.
Agreed :)
Well, since Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes was based on the real doctor he knew, it just goes full circle 😎
Holmes = House. Did it on purpose
+ his assistant James Wilson (John Watson)
@@MattPuxty + the address they share, I believe it is a nod to 221B baker street.
That smile that grew on Hous's face when he saw how the woman used the inhaler lol
The lady with the inhaler and "my pants tell you that I have diabetes?" Both got me 🤣
The inhaler lady has me losing my shit.
My cousin has this nanny we are all super close to and she has asthma as well. It developed recently. And we got her the inhaler and sent her off for her holidays. When she came back, she said the inhaler didn't work for her and she threw it away. We did exactly what House and asked her to show us how she used it and you know what she did? Press the damn pump without taking off the damn cap. 🤧
dis made my day 100% better
i did the same thing, only difference i was 8 years old, and never saw an inhaler before
Nanny. Who watches for a child. And acts that stupid. Don't you afraid?
I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahahaha!
“This is Vicodin, it’s mine, no you can’t have any it’s mine”
Liv Sander well you butchered the quote.
Would say the same thing. Same with cigarettes.
That line wouldn't go over well for me at the family gatherings. Share or say you're out.
I feel the same way about my Norco I don't use nearly as much though
Which episode is that line from?
For the self circumcision, If House has that kind of reaction, then you know its bad.
0:54 I would've raised my hand, I'd love a doctor like House.
My favorite thing about the Mandarin patient is the moment he asks “she said super depressed?” That shows that 1. He knows that’s not what the mom was saying at all, and 2. He’s still playing along cause he wants to see how stupid she can be.
Not really ... she actually comes back in another episode or the same and house does understand mandarin but the reason he don't want to use it is because they tell him all their live stories and he don't want to hear any of it.
To say it more clearly than the last guy, it turns out House can speak some Mandarin. Later in the episode the two come back and House embarrasses the daughter. Definitely look up the clip. It’s hilarious.
The actress playing the Mandarin mom also was in Grey’s Anatomy. She had to get Izzy Stephens out to the parking lot where her undocumented injured daughter was hiding. The daughter had a scalp laceration but was afraid if she went in to the hospital she would be reported and deported.
Ikr
I mean it could also be that if the girl was really translating for her mom then sonthing Like "super depressed" would get lost in translation.
House grabbing the third glove will always be hilarious
Why did he get a third one?
@@nameisnotimportant6219 He had a handful of patients tested with STD. At this point he was starting to get worried he will get himself infected just by how many he had to test or because he had to check an old lady which he got grossed out.
@@nameisnotimportant6219 For good luck
I was waiting on him to grab a 4th. House was gloving up big time!!
He was going to use it as a condom.
3:39 best moment EVER, the most genuine shock on House’s face you’ll ever see
2:21 - when House pulled that THIRD glove I just about died 🤣
You know when you're honest to House he's actually really nice to you.
Homa Hashime House finger and stomp in bag, Saw Them off 10 minuts ago, can you fix it?
Except he assumes you're never honest.
Yeah. I was surprised that he smiled at the inhaler lady like that. I thought he hated ignorance. I guess it was innocence in this case. I think he hates stupidity more than anything. Knowing what you're doing is wrong and still doing it as opposed to doing something wrong and not knowing what's wrong with it.
@@ckeekyzekey House didnt smile because the lady wasnt lying to him, he smiled because she just proved to him shes an idiot, giving him an excuse say some probably very blunt things to her about how to use that inhaler.
@@ckeekyzekey she called him a jerk..I guarantee he thought she is stupid and let her know it
Old lady: (In Chinese) "The cough medicine i took did not help "
Teen girl: "She wants birth control pills"
AaronGamingMontages I officialy diagnose her daughter with SAC. Stupid American Child.
Later on they come back in the same episode and he gets annoyed, so he talks to the lady in chinese, which he understands, telling her the daughter is pregnant.
Ouch
@@Shenduefun fact, the language spoken is not actually called chinese, its called Mandarin
@@Dirkoin Mandarin is referred to as Standard Chinese or just Chinese and it's the most common *dialect* of Chinese/Sinitic (Chinese is a language but Mandarin, Jin, Hakka, Yue and et cetera are dialects).
The inhaler has me wheezing I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll get you some perfume
Dude is blunt as they get and a jerk and I love it
"You don't like to swallow, not surprised."
Lance Vargas. U8
Just to confirm...was that a 100percebt a dirty joke?
Have been wondering about this for ages. I mean,it’s savage even for House
Karolina Bobrik yea it is
IMVU Dress Up god damn ...
Yes Greg House is known to throw in some insulting subtle innuendos every now and then lol
"Sore throat?"
*paitent pulls magazine away to show blood at his croth area*
"Well its not lupus"
ASRGGHKJK
Its never Lupus
Went over my head... Could you explain ?
@@Hexanitrobenzene It's a running joke that half of his diagnosis will inevitably suggest lupus, and since it never is, there the phrase "it's not lupus", except for that one time it actually was lupus...
"Why don't you show me how your inhaler works." Some people really are that dumb, and it never fails to amaze me
The self circumsission just hurts in so many ways
*"Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer, is she?"*
The best part about this one is that the "na li na li" phrase she says after is used when responding to a compliment, usually to deflect a compliment so as to appear humble.
I love how the mom is smiling and laughing.
This was an episode I must have missed...cos for some reason I was expecting house to break out the foreign language and speak fluently with the mum...all while the daughter goes deathly pale...
@@trayolphia5756 Me too man
@@trayolphia5756 it's the same episode, the scene you're thinking of is later on when the two come back for a repeat prescription.
Guy: *pulls pants down*
House:
*terrified*
As far as i remember, that is the only time that House was visibly horrified.
House has seen dead body's and insides of people and didn't flinch
That's got to be serious
Or the horror of seeing another dudes dick being chopped off scared him
It was like it was cut clean off.
@@AnAmerican846 Not clean off I bet. A box cutter plus pain and blood probably results in whatever a half attached, partially dried up, dangling bit of sadness would look like.
Randall Park did that scene perfectly.
The self-circumcision scene still makes me lol every time I see House's reaction.
The on screen chemistry between Lisa Edelstein and Hugh Laurie was such a highlight for me in this series.
Real sparks
"You don't like to swallow...not surprised"
"Get the Twinkee back in the wrapper"
"Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer"
哪里哪里
B is a bearable letter
Lol house is on a roll
I was waiting for him to rattle off something in Mandarin to the mother and Really shock the daughter...lol.
"You two have a fun weekend"
"Baby elephant is actually a good answer. B is a "bear" of a letter."
God, I miss this show.
Bee is a bear of a letter*
@@danterik9781 House would remind you he said animals lol
@@cyphaborg6598 Bees are animals.
Not gonna lie, I actually struggled to think of an animal, too.
It's not a medical problem though, I'm just stupid.
Gamer Raichu immediately I thought of beaver, bear, And then barracuda. I guess my mind is weird
7:18
Just love the expression he makes at the woman as if to say:
“Oh, this is TOO good!”
7:34 that's not level 4 it's Metroid zero mission for the Gameboy advance
That's a commentary I was looking for. Thank you.
I have Asthma. Seeing that lady spray her inhaler on her neck made me laugh. xD
Sameee 😂😂😂😂
It hurt me cuz I know how expensive those are.
If memory serves inhalers have instructions on them
spreading diseases from florida to cali
It made me cringe
3:39 That's probably the only time House ever reacted with genuine shock and horror. I can only imagine what that guy did to his junk.
And he's so disturbed afterwards. He literally can't wait to get out of there.
@@GamerGrovyle Google for "penile degloving"
@@cebruthius I will not.
@@cebruthius I know what each of those words are. Putting them together in the manner you just did should come with a warning.
home job circumcision, couldnt pay me to go near my bits with a box cutter!
Most of the clips I'd seen before, but the suddenness of the $50 clip made me laugh out loud. So much don't-give-a-crap energy.
I love the "What are you doing?" "Level 4"
House is playing Metroid: Zero Mission in which there is no level system and instead just one big area to navigate. On top of that, he hasn't even gotten the long beam, one of the very first required items in the game
that can't be his game boy, right? he must have confiscated it.
"Ugh! Steroids? Isn't there something else you can give me?"
"Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag..."
I don't get it
@@scaredface347 What do you think would happen if you put a cat in a bag, then threw the bag in a river?
He gave her two options to control her allergies. She said she didn’t like taking pills or steroids so she asked if there was anything else she could do to control her allergies. He offered her a bag if she lived by the river - as in the only other way to control her allergies was to get rid of the cat.
*gives lady some shaving cream and a razor*
@@silverblade357 you do know not everyone is allergic to cat hair? some are sllergic to their saliva, skin flakes etc.
so the cream and razor might not help
“Name an animal that begins with B”
“Baby elephant”
“Don’t worry, B is a BEAR of a letter”
I BEARly understood that joke
Bee?
I mean the only one I could think of was baboon and litterally nothing else
The Bollock-Brained Badger. Obvious.
Baboon would have been a good one. Also badger, bandicoot, barracuda, bat, beaver. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
"If you live by the river....." priceless
"not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer"
"nali, nali" ("where, where" - a common response to compliments)
Woman: “Jerk”
Cuddy: “What was that all about?”
House: “ Jamaican chicken recipe”
😂😂😂
I love how witty he is, also likes at 420 xD
Sure Plausible Deniability
He said "Jamaican" instead of "She makin" ???? BRRRUHHHHHHH
He’s said that because Jamaicans have a chicken called Jerk Chicken 🐓
@@karthikrox6310 right he is funny. I really love watching this show wish their were real doctors like him .lol
“50$ anyone?”
Me sick but poor takes it comes back next day
Sanders 2020. Lol.
That actually happened in an episode, House made them give the money back
My cousin... Uses it as his copay the next day
It's $50. The $ before the number.
Pet peeve sorry.
@@shutbadge663 400$ would probably change your mind.
The way he looks up and says “You’re lying” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i don't now why but when he says to up his insulin levels to chocolate chip ice cream levels it makes me laugh 8:50
The inhaler lady... 😂
How can you manage to use an inhaler wrong?
You'd think the "Inhale" part of the name might give it away.
Apparently, this isn't an uncommon incident.
I meant the "inhale" part of the name for the device called "inhaler". Similar to the function of a nebuliser, it creates a nebula, which is a cloud of gas.
2/3 of patients use it wrong...
Wait, what? Do you have a source, or personal experience?
Patient: “Do i look like an idiot?”
House’s mind: “I was doing SO WELL”
if you live by the river I got a bag!
They need to make a pre-House M.D. series where a younger House is in Med school and doing practicum. That would be an awesome series!
Don't think another actor could do Greg House justice
Not gonna work. Almost every single prequel for an exceptional character like House is asking to get bombed and mocked. Also, no one can top or even get on par with Hugh Laurie's portrayal for Dr. Gregory House.
The amount of gloves he uses on that woman at 2:15 loool
"This is vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any." I miss this show XD XD XD XD
Hunter's Moon dailymotion has some seasons to watch. im binging right now
Reruns on H&I if you have that channel.
And Hilariously he actually does give one of the clinic patients one of his Vicodin later. The Orange Skinned guy with the bad back (not shown in these clips)
house: why dont you show me how your inhaler works
lady: uses it as a perfume bottle
house: *visible frustration*
Get out of my clinic!
house: why don't you show me how your inhaler works
lady: uses it as a perfume bottle
house: visible frustration
House does mental ''facepalm.''
House: internal screaming
Specially after "do you think I'm an idiot?" LOL
I paused the video. I've lived on this earth....a while.....there are moments of stupidity my face is like😶😶😶😐😐
9:24 funnily enough that’s the name of my psychiatrist
6:07 bro as half black this was relatable
sounds good to me😂
Grandpa: 'bout to die from tuberculosis
House: 50$ to anyone who leaves right now
Grandpa: It's free real estate
just use some box cutters you'll be fine
Grandpa: *shrugs* Guess I’ll die
@@thomaspurdy44 you do that grandpa
I wish house was real he could have saved billy… somehow.
$50 dollars is a lot in 1899
Dutch could use that money so that he can make a plan!
Then Arthur and the gang can go to Tahiti!
"baby elephant is actually a good awnser B is a *bear* of a letter"
i cant breath
'Bee 🐝 is a bear 🐻 of an answer.'
Bee*
bruh i struggled to think of something too omg
All I could think of was bull and buffalo.
@@deepsleep7822 i got beaver
Understanding House's voice when he has hay fever would be an act of magic.
The inhaler 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dead
As a guy who has asthma, I laughed my ass off at the inhaler scene XD
yes, because you need to have asthma to understand the joke.
Please don't hate me. I'm not a dick but when a nigga sees an opportunity, he ceases it. Hope you get better soon :)
i don't think we need an asthma to understand the joke
@@NoobAmerican Someone with the same issue as the joke would find it funnier then ones who don't. They can relate, where we can't. Also Asthma doesn't really have a cure, they won't get better lol.
@@NoobAmerican I appreciated your comment but
*seize
That was sad man
"Do I look like an idiot" *proceeds to misuse the inhaler* her response was less then if I were house
0:41 It's mine you can't have any.
“Sore throat?”
...
“Well it’s not Lupus.”
GOD DAMMIT IT ISN’T LUPUS EVERYONE OFF THE LUPUS TRAIN.
Well that's what all the doctors told me... before they actually tested my ANA's.. yep they're sorry it's actually Lupus
That magician guy was a Lupus patient
Actually it was lupus on an episode
it's ligma
It's never lupus. :D
*"You don't like to swallow? Not surprised..."*
House burn
Inquisitive Cameron what is he saying here? She doesn’t swallow which is why she is a lonely cat lady?
Your 100th liker is here
TrevorNever
It's a sex joke
Love the guy at the end thinking if its a trick.
One of my favourite videos of all time!
he's like what would've happened if sherlock went to medical school.....😀
Well, House is based on Sherlock.
And Sherlock was based on a doctor who was very observant and had incredible deduction skills
@@oneleafaday348 do you know who?
Holmes=House
Watson=Wilson
@@ZeroM80 🤔
" _What are you doing?_ "
" _Level 4_ "
- Uuuh... No House, that's Metroid Zero Mission. It's one continuous world, no stages.
now i really want to know if they recorded that clip of the game themselves or found it somewhere
He's more than likely referring to the fourth area you get to.
@@Zer0Ab1lity that most deffinetly is not the fourth area of the game, and those aren't metroid sound effects either.
@@Zer0Ab1lity lmao hes in the very first area and no long beam. Only Stage 4 Im seeing is Stage 4 bullshit.
Neeeerrrd
"If you live by thr river, i have a bag"
Such a underrated line imo
2:50 house: “say as many animals as you can that begin with the letter B, go”
Me: *2 seconds later* *”Banana”*
Fire lion all I could think of is Bermuda shark. I’m in med school. 😑
Does bee count?
OAKALLY 1401 maybe, it’s an insect tho
I went bee.... ughh... bat! then ummm... banana! Lmao
@@firelion7749 Insects are animals. Its just a word we use to narrow down what type of animal it is. Just like mammals, fish, and birds are different types of animals.
House's reaction to the guy who to tried to circumcise himself is the best of all of these, purely because a shocked/horrified House is a rare sight indeed.
This guy REALLY WANTED to get laid.
His delivery of “thanks for playing” is so golden.
My mom worked in a doctor's office, and I'll tell you... the lady with the asthma? That has actually happened before. 😳
An actual conversation at the clinic I used to work at:
Me: Sir, do you have any medical conditions, like diabetes or hypertension, for which you are on medications?
Patient: No, absolutely not. I'm fit and fine. I eat only two small meals a day and walk 5 miles each day.
Me: * looking at his chart which shows 15 years of poorly controlled diabetes and an old prescription for oral medicines from 5-7 years ago * Are you sure you don't have any medical condition? Take a minute and think about it, if you'd like.
Patient: Yes, I don't have a condition. You doctors think you're so smart and you're condescending to the very people you're supposed to help!
Me: Alright then. I'm going to start you on insulin-
Patient: Oh, no need for that. I already take insulin; twice a day.
Me: 😐 What do you take the insulin for?
Patient: Weren't you listening? I have diabetes.
Me: 😠
@Jozi X you are right. We did send him for a psych evaluation the very same day.
Or maybe he was so used to diabetes and insulin treatment as part of his lifestyle that he didn’t recall that it was a medical condition. I mean, I’ve made that mistake but I wasn’t as rude of course.
@me myself I'm sorry that you cannot see the comment. I don't know if there's a glitch on RUclips's side because my friends and family can view my comment, I have been told.
About your comment that Dipti Madan is a strange name; yes, I am from a country where English is not a first language. That being said, my entire schooling and medical education has been in the English language. The city where I live and work in is urban and has many people who are fluent in English. Although I admit that I have paraphrased the conversation to leave out the patient's name since patient confidentiality is of paramount importance.
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@me myself I live and work in the same country I was born in (not an immigrant). The English language isn't exclusive to countries where it is the first language. Neither is medical care.
Can you please be specific as to what it is that's bothering you about my comment/s?
@me myself A. You have this wrong. I am not an immigrant. I'm an Indian, living in India. Born and educated in India. We speak English and we have many schools that teach their curriculum in English.
B. Even if I were, I don't see why you should object to that. Does it offend you that I have a medical degree? Or do you feel that only English speaking countries are entitled to the language?
7:00
_do I look like an idiot_
Nope ...
*Show me how the inhaler works*
_spray spray_
**Visible confusion**
"I have waited my entire career for an idiot like this,"
Lmao
Omg solo funny
😂😂 this show was awesome
*Visible restraint* *
8:15
Is it me, or did Dr. Cuddy's voice deepen by 20 percent there?
I've seen that intro clip dozens of times, but just now realized that when he says "I am a BORED certified diagnostician" he actually said 'board-certified'
I was so confused when she said she goes through 1 inhaler a week until I saw her use it which had me dying😂
Same!
Same! As someone with asthma, oh no.
This proves House actually treats you rather well when you don't lie to him.
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The writing for this was great: "B is a BEAR of a letter" lmao, dude said "baby elephant" and House managed to correct him and make commentary on his own request in the same sentence.
That “thanks for playing” with a smirk was hilarious
“Jerk”
“What was that all about?”
“Jamaican Chicken Recipes”
Lol ok
“Well it’s not Lupus” *says House with disappointment
raven beaulne It’s never Lupus.
(paraphrased)
Foreman: "You store pills in a lupus textbook?"
House: "it's never lupus"
This line was in universe consistent and house casually breaking the fourth wall