THE PEOPLE VS SHAYNE TOPP

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Lannist06
    @Lannist06 6 лет назад +6860

    "O the seatbelt sign has been turned off, looks like she can walk around now." The best of Damien.

  • @0xhaderx072
    @0xhaderx072 6 лет назад +6398

    Damiens ability to stay in character is amazing

    • @drewhardy9552
      @drewhardy9552 5 лет назад +9

      You are right

    • @notaseat5934
      @notaseat5934 5 лет назад +18

      Thats his job, I would hope he could stay in character

    • @ammar675
      @ammar675 5 лет назад +6

      Nova JT Shayne is too.

    • @MrBud85
      @MrBud85 Год назад

      @@ammar675 shut up

  • @sn0wyc0sm0
    @sn0wyc0sm0 6 лет назад +6832

    Damien and Courtney's acting is on point, especially Damiens because of his ability to not break character.

    • @abbagailperkins6830
      @abbagailperkins6830 5 лет назад +133

      Everyone forgets about Ian

    • @notaseat5934
      @notaseat5934 5 лет назад +54

      I thought that Todd was great 😂

    • @thecheeseoftime222
      @thecheeseoftime222 5 лет назад +26

      I feel like Shane is also good but not as his normal self such as Courtney freaking miller

    • @marce3454
      @marce3454 5 лет назад +8

      @@abbagailperkins6830 he's been himself 😂😂😂

    • @thelongestnameinthecomment9677
      @thelongestnameinthecomment9677 4 года назад

      I think he just didn't understand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bjhbowman1004
    @bjhbowman1004 5 лет назад +3767

    5:24 "he could have tweeted in his sleep"
    *visible confusion from Damien while everyone break character and laughs*

    • @jimmydcriket4086
      @jimmydcriket4086 5 лет назад +83

      Ian stayed in character as well

    • @banana9737
      @banana9737 4 года назад +8

      Oh hey i was your 1,000th like!

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 Год назад +2

      Also the fact that he sustained his own objection lmao

  • @mrblacksmith33
    @mrblacksmith33 6 лет назад +2961

    So many people talking about how Damien never broke character,while I'm looking at how Ian never once laughed 😂😂😂

    • @user-hx9dc3xb9y
      @user-hx9dc3xb9y 4 года назад +31

      He did break it once

    • @joanabelle3519
      @joanabelle3519 3 года назад +51

      I love that about ian. When he commits to a bit or something he fully commits

    • @2os2syllables
      @2os2syllables 3 года назад +9

      He broke in the beginning

    • @xmisterblackhatx
      @xmisterblackhatx 3 года назад +16

      "You're not puttin' me on the stand, baby."

  • @itbetay8490
    @itbetay8490 6 лет назад +3171

    “Objection, sustained, he could have tweeted it in his sleep” 😂😂😂

  • @snowpiercer8001
    @snowpiercer8001 6 лет назад +3668

    Pending Cases:
    Destruction of Property: Shayne Topp destroying Damien’s Golden Cat
    Public Disturbance: Wes’ Rap
    Bullying: Damien’s Missed Fist Part 2 (ft. Boze)

    • @abwhite13
      @abwhite13 6 лет назад +103

      All three must be done. I'm especially an advocate of wes vs smosh for bullying him over his wes rap

    • @spookrie1860
      @spookrie1860 6 лет назад +13

      ALL THREE

    • @theillumineddy2942
      @theillumineddy2942 6 лет назад +82

      Thanks to this video we can now also add:
      1.Shayne refusing Damien's hug
      2. Tanner being paralysed by Damien's "sleeper choke"
      3. Courtney imitating a Delta flight attendant

    • @vii2773
      @vii2773 6 лет назад +30

      Add Sohinki vs Everyone in Maricraft for burning his wooden house while he wasn’t online :p

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 6 лет назад

      The last one was fixed in the last episode of sao

  • @TheJovenshire
    @TheJovenshire 6 лет назад +5306

    Tanner as a cowboy is my everything

  • @johnvanda7261
    @johnvanda7261 4 года назад +787

    Courtney: says shayne is the shitter half of Damien Hass.
    Shayne: looks confused
    Damien: *nods*

  • @smoshpudding
    @smoshpudding 4 года назад +1299

    *pitch meeting*
    boze: so damien, any ideas for your character?
    damien: can i just be like... wet?
    boze:
    damien:
    boze:
    damien: just like really damp?
    shayne: i love it.

    • @SarahbearJayne
      @SarahbearJayne 3 года назад +13

      This comment is written so funny. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @allyviens6022
    @allyviens6022 6 лет назад +2232

    tanner: do you swear to tell the truth
    shayne: no
    tanner: *covers mic* what do i do

  • @communistmaster8570
    @communistmaster8570 6 лет назад +4925

    Shayne vs Damien for throwing away his golden cat

    • @Stephanie-ys5mn
      @Stephanie-ys5mn 6 лет назад +26

      YES

    • @aleumang6270
      @aleumang6270 6 лет назад +16

      YES!

    • @rachelmiller5694
      @rachelmiller5694 6 лет назад +8

      Absolutely!

    • @metroiton
      @metroiton 6 лет назад +13

      YES THIS IS WHAT I CAME DOWN HERE YO TYPE AND THIS IS ON MY TOP SOO PLEEEASEE SMOSH DO IT

    • @0Z4ND3R0
      @0Z4ND3R0 6 лет назад +29

      Or Shayne Topps vs Shayne Freekin Topps
      Or Shayne freekin Topps vs Courtney freekin miller

  • @LifahM11
    @LifahM11 6 лет назад +4292

    Damien is such a good actor with any character he plays 😂😂😂😂

  • @mgirlxox2332
    @mgirlxox2332 5 лет назад +924

    Damien :
    I don’t know
    I got nothing man
    Courtney :
    I have prepared research data and charts and will destroy you .

  • @dasty3314
    @dasty3314 5 лет назад +788

    “the shittier half of damien haas” that shouldn’t have made me giggle as intensely as it did

    • @silkiv905
      @silkiv905 4 года назад

      Sooooooo... It made you laugh?

    • @silkiv905
      @silkiv905 4 года назад

      Like isn't intensely giggling just laughing...?

    • @mxrdersimulator
      @mxrdersimulator 3 года назад +1

      @@silkiv905 ...what's your point? they never said giggling wasn't laughing. they just said they giggled.

    • @silkiv905
      @silkiv905 3 года назад +1

      @@mxrdersimulator well this is weird... I don't even remember commenting this- was I half-asleep or something??? The completely awake me would never even think of commenting that💀 I apologize for the stupidity of the half-asleep me, I'm not sure what happened to her and what went through her brain when commenting that, but yeah, I apologize for her.

  • @reelhacanell744
    @reelhacanell744 6 лет назад +364

    Tim saying "little bitch" was the funniest thing ever.... I swear Tim is so underrated!

    • @PaulRyan-x2k
      @PaulRyan-x2k 5 месяцев назад

      Bro he has always been so goated😂

  • @destinyisapunk
    @destinyisapunk 6 лет назад +724

    the defense may have been sweaty, but he's trying his best

    • @puffpoff5993
      @puffpoff5993 6 лет назад +8

      I legitimately felt bad for him

  • @hkbugz2267
    @hkbugz2267 6 лет назад +439

    "Sorry I'm drunk." -bigBtiggles
    The best sentence to ever come out of a judge's mouth.

  • @nerdtasticzelda1737
    @nerdtasticzelda1737 6 лет назад +354

    Damien SLAYYYYED his character acting omg give this sweaty man a hug if you won't
    I will.

  • @sabbagels
    @sabbagels 5 лет назад +319

    Damien roasts Courtney's outfit for 19 minutes straight

  • @muhammadibrahimzulfiqar595
    @muhammadibrahimzulfiqar595 6 лет назад +626

    Damien Vs Shayne on that whole golden cat thing
    And
    Wes vs Smosh On the "Wes curse
    And
    Joven Vs Matt Robb on the definition of a pun and call liza khosy as a witness
    And
    Smosh vs Matt Robb on being the best reff
    And
    Keith Vs His Mom on the Balloon incident

    • @jeremiahchacko724
      @jeremiahchacko724 6 лет назад +19

      phoneth sandall Damien vs Boze because she didn’t fist bump him
      And Damien vs Shayne for not hugging him
      And Damien vs Tanner for killing him

    • @peytonsomerfield5295
      @peytonsomerfield5295 6 лет назад

      phoneth sandall z

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 6 лет назад +1

      What balloon incident?

    • @bellathornbury2165
      @bellathornbury2165 6 лет назад +2

      Watch the 2018 Summer Games belly flop competition

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 6 лет назад

      Bella Thornbury oh yeah, now I remember

  • @chriscellejoyce
    @chriscellejoyce 6 лет назад +688

    Why does Tanner look and sound like he just got out of Smosh Summer Games: Wild West?

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 6 лет назад +14

      Because that is the type of character he is portraying.

  • @terisgril
    @terisgril 6 лет назад +475

    Boze is really doing a great job with these omg. I can't believe they made Damien a super sweaty Boi 😂😂

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman 6 лет назад +4

      Damien finally got to Diamond in Rainbow Six Siege, that's why.

    • @melodyverrier7439
      @melodyverrier7439 6 лет назад +22

      Is it normal that I still find him super hot though?😍😂

    • @goldlink567
      @goldlink567 6 лет назад +11

      Amanda Arp almost sure that that was his own idea, it’s almost like improv that’s just a little more focused.

    • @terisgril
      @terisgril 6 лет назад +4

      @@melodyverrier7439 I agree lol it's okay

  • @kenadiwarm9695
    @kenadiwarm9695 5 лет назад +794

    No one:
    Damien:
    Oh god.. it’s so hot

  • @GoodTimesCartoons
    @GoodTimesCartoons 6 лет назад +285

    Damian: *Objection, Sustained he could have tweeted in asleep*

  • @lexiana1084
    @lexiana1084 6 лет назад +452

    Joven should take MattRaub to court for locking him up in a room and forcing him to build a Lego star wars space ship

    • @kampyo
      @kampyo 6 лет назад +26

      kidnapping and taking a hostage. smh matt raub you've gotten away with too much for too long.

    • @THESMOSHTIME
      @THESMOSHTIME 6 лет назад +4

      Trueee

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda 6 лет назад +7

      Oh I forgot about that! They really should do a case on it

    • @oofnugget_weeb9212
      @oofnugget_weeb9212 6 лет назад +1

      Yesssss

    • @valzeppeli9124
      @valzeppeli9124 6 лет назад +2

      i would actually love that but they are so bias agains/mean to joven that in the very beigining you would know he wasn't gonna win

  • @xskltn6174
    @xskltn6174 6 лет назад +435

    Sweaty and nervous Damian = me interacting with people in public

  • @ashdouglas2576
    @ashdouglas2576 6 лет назад +255

    Damien just mouthing "I don't know" to Shayne after objecting is literally the best lmao😂😂😂

  • @akafloid9664
    @akafloid9664 3 года назад +51

    Damien had by far the funniest lines and Ian too 😂 "Objection, sustained. He could have tweeted in his sleep." this line gets me laughing even by the 10th time seeing it

  • @abbygreen8974
    @abbygreen8974 4 года назад +176

    13:29 If you look in the back you can see Damien pouring water on himself😂

  • @ash_leyyu
    @ash_leyyu 6 лет назад +1863

    smosh and order, you’re my favorite pizza place :)

    • @cozzy34
      @cozzy34 6 лет назад +13

      They are my favorite pizza place too

    • @lailatomasaitis9904
      @lailatomasaitis9904 6 лет назад +5

      That's good 😂😂

    • @taylorswift113313
      @taylorswift113313 6 лет назад +16

      next case: ashley yu vs using the correct you're

    • @kyliemcgee2398
      @kyliemcgee2398 6 лет назад +8

      *You're

    • @ciciizo1193
      @ciciizo1193 6 лет назад +1

      Can someone explain to me what this pizza place thing is about? Cause I don't get it...

  • @DarkPhoenixEclipse
    @DarkPhoenixEclipse 6 лет назад +128

    “Objection... Sustained... He could’ve tweeted in his sleep! {I don’t know, man! I’m sorry!}” MY FAVOURITE. I literally laughed out loud!

  • @gabegraetz208
    @gabegraetz208 6 лет назад +379

    “Objection, sustained, he could of tweeted in his sleep”
    Is that how that works now?

  • @Mnxeu
    @Mnxeu 5 лет назад +347

    It's scary how good Courtney actually was, I know she was acting but she actually was just really good at it all and sounded like she was legitimately in court. This was hilarious, and just seeing them break character was hilarious. 😂 Damien was great at staying in character regardless of everyone else breaking. 😂 Ian's accent was brilliant. This was just brilliant. Hilarious. My cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

  • @hrvbox
    @hrvbox 6 лет назад +301

    Lmfaoo I love how committed Courtney is

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 лет назад +7

      The flight attendant ? XD

  • @yamyam7918
    @yamyam7918 6 лет назад +1791

    I feel like this is Courtney’s revenge on Shayne

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 6 лет назад +20

      Didn't really work out in the end.

    • @atifatanzeem6176
      @atifatanzeem6176 6 лет назад +6

      i think it .............. worked?

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 6 лет назад +18

      Well, Shayne got away Scott-free. His followers still hate him, and he's still the same ol' dummy Shayne. Not much really changed. So... Yeah, it didn't really work out.

    • @mohtinitime7385
      @mohtinitime7385 6 лет назад +1

      KYamyam

    • @corneliabrandauer1960
      @corneliabrandauer1960 6 лет назад +1

      Jocose Sonata Ruuuuude😂

  • @emilyeisenheim2630
    @emilyeisenheim2630 6 лет назад +425

    The committment level on Damien is unreal , I was actually feeling bad for him! ALSO, only 30 minutes to prepare, you guys are incredible, you should highlight the time limit!!! :)

  • @TheEPICERS
    @TheEPICERS 6 лет назад +368

    I would have lost it if shayne and tanner swapped halfway through

  • @mariakorman2665
    @mariakorman2665 5 лет назад +132

    "Restrain the sweaty man!"
    "Sweaty man, you calm?"
    I love how the Smosh court system is just utter chaos. Thank God our real court system is not in shambles.

    • @mariakorman2665
      @mariakorman2665 5 лет назад

      @Zimmit's Fabulous Wonder Hoagies if you wanted to get theoretical, then yes, in some ways it is. But it's nothing compared to the Smosh shitshow.

    • @mariakorman2665
      @mariakorman2665 5 лет назад +1

      @Zimmit's Fabulous Wonder Hoagies Agreed; as would I, if I'd gone in the first place. Btw, it's called law school.

    • @mariakorman2665
      @mariakorman2665 5 лет назад

      Did you change your username or something?

    • @Giblet12
      @Giblet12 5 лет назад +3

      Maria Korman “is you wanted to get theoretical” If you can’t see that the defense system is a pile of festering garbage then you’re delusional

  • @RisingAssassin
    @RisingAssassin 6 лет назад +66

    "Well hell son I'm just trying to getchya sworn in." 😂😂

  • @MirandaStewartTV
    @MirandaStewartTV 6 лет назад +1915

    Where's the Courtney Freakin Miller as judge episode?????

  • @dizz4386
    @dizz4386 6 лет назад +279

    COURTNEY FREAKIN’ MILLER versus SHAYNE FREAKIN’ TOPP. The case: Brand theft.
    The People versus Kieth Leak Jr. The case: Is Kieth ugly?

    • @matt4735
      @matt4735 6 лет назад +7

      YES. But Keith is the side advertising that he is

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 6 лет назад +2

      *Keith

    • @brookefiler2793
      @brookefiler2793 6 лет назад

      SHANE FREAKIN' TOPP will lost that case

    • @mrcrossovermark1153
      @mrcrossovermark1153 6 лет назад

      I dont really care what the case is but what gotta get keith involved in all this hilarity. Hahah so as olivia and flitz.

    • @captaingay8834
      @captaingay8834 6 лет назад +1

      I miss Flitz

  • @margierivera5511
    @margierivera5511 6 лет назад +177

    “It’s an XBOX.”
    “I’m just trying to get you sworn in.”
    *Nintendo Switch Ad plays*

  • @sparky_ecosyst3m751
    @sparky_ecosyst3m751 5 лет назад +148

    Lasercorn deserves applause for balancing that water bottle on his head while still laughing
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jlugt3834
    @jlugt3834 6 лет назад +48

    I love how Wes is just sitting there in the back like hey.

  • @mitchkovacs1396
    @mitchkovacs1396 6 лет назад +183

    You guys should hire an actual lawyer for one of these so they can try to deal with your antics

    • @PumperKrickel
      @PumperKrickel 6 лет назад +4

      An actual judge would be even better imo.

  • @louisa_fisher2510
    @louisa_fisher2510 6 лет назад +320

    I said last video so I’m saying it again you need to have Shayne and Sohinki Battel it out over the great t-Rex race at winter games

    • @awsten517
      @awsten517 6 лет назад +4

      Me and My Bulldog yes shayne vs sohinki. And shayne vs Damien

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 6 лет назад +5

      sohinki wasnt even in winter games or these videos...I think hes done with smosh like for real

    • @eldiego68
      @eldiego68 6 лет назад +1

      Sohinki has definitely been on Smosh and Order

    • @awsten517
      @awsten517 6 лет назад

      eldiego68 but he hasnt been in court with shayne

    • @giannathepixie2566
      @giannathepixie2566 6 лет назад

      Me and My Bulldog
      Yeah that's be awesome

  • @mareyartemis3419
    @mareyartemis3419 6 лет назад +78

    Lasercorn vs joven for killing the Pine cone in smosh summer games

  • @kafalotofeao462
    @kafalotofeao462 5 лет назад +84

    still giggling to myself abt Damien's airplane seatbelt joke haha

  • @theteainpotato
    @theteainpotato 5 лет назад +49

    okay but boze’s giggle at damien’s “delta flight attendant” comment

  • @indiadost8014
    @indiadost8014 6 лет назад +167

    “What do you think when you hear that name shayne topp?”
    “BIYCHHHHHHH!!!!”
    Me:”MOM!!! I think I just peed a little”😂😂😂

  • @katievenator9865
    @katievenator9865 6 лет назад +645

    It took me like a solid minute to realize that was Noah😂

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 5 лет назад +10

      @@dubayoosee the Twitter guy

    • @fajeral-ramadhan9110
      @fajeral-ramadhan9110 5 лет назад +4

      Your my favorite pizza place

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 лет назад +3

      It’s because without his glasses his eyes are like 3x bigger

  • @maddylopez2013
    @maddylopez2013 6 лет назад +189

    this is my favorite series so far. love you guys

    • @ashley5515
      @ashley5515 6 лет назад +2

      maddy lopez it’s my favorite pizza place

  • @the_hell_inc9372
    @the_hell_inc9372 5 лет назад +108

    I really wanted it to go like this when Noah went up
    "And do you use Twitter yourself?"
    "No I use Facebook.."
    "..."
    "...."

  • @aboy_Mikey
    @aboy_Mikey Год назад +17

    they need to bring this series back… angela would KILL on this!!

  • @sarah-fv7ge
    @sarah-fv7ge 6 лет назад +83

    Okay but courtney looks so beautiful omg her hair is amazing

  • @allyviens6022
    @allyviens6022 6 лет назад +211

    im in love with laura lawyerson

  • @MrJuakoHawk
    @MrJuakoHawk 6 лет назад +80

    3:41 wow Shayne is a really nice actor, he can play two characters at the same time!

    • @ghoviemumar4101
      @ghoviemumar4101 6 лет назад

      MrJuakoHawk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda 6 лет назад

      Haha 🤣🤣 He truly is amazing 😂😂

    • @miledith555
      @miledith555 6 лет назад +2

      I think they did some makeup on him tho, he looks a bit different, like the one in the hat is some discount version...

  • @lucklesscope8367
    @lucklesscope8367 2 года назад +10

    One of Damiens best preformances.
    Love the silent agreement at 1:57 - 2:02 and Shayne is just "Wait, what?"
    Sustaining his own objection and the flight attendant comment

  • @bumblebear5846
    @bumblebear5846 5 лет назад +51

    What in the world. Damien is such a good actor😱
    He’s so good at staying in character😂

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 6 лет назад +54

    There are no words to express how much this series has made me appreciate Boze

    • @nom1959
      @nom1959 6 лет назад

      erm4gundr why boze?

    • @Nani35911
      @Nani35911 6 лет назад +3

      Seth is watching you she created the series and directed it

    • @ScronkFunkleberg
      @ScronkFunkleberg 6 лет назад +2

      Plus her laugh is like, the cutest thing

  • @tundraaurorus
    @tundraaurorus 6 лет назад +122

    Shane: "goes to court"
    Judge: why are you here today?
    Shane : I don't know" oh and, you're my favorite pizza place :>"

  • @MonsieurBAMBl
    @MonsieurBAMBl 6 лет назад +569

    is Tanner a discount Shayne, or is Shayne a limited edtion Tanner?

    • @dizz4386
      @dizz4386 6 лет назад +33

      random topics!!! Discount Shayne. They even call him Shayne Bottom.

    • @MonsieurBAMBl
      @MonsieurBAMBl 6 лет назад +15

      nice of the Devs to give him a cowboy skin.

    • @blacksiopao
      @blacksiopao 6 лет назад +8

      Tanner is Kratos

    • @Moon_Jam08
      @Moon_Jam08 6 лет назад +3

      Tanner actually act as body double of Shayne in some skits

    • @yamilkarosario5792
      @yamilkarosario5792 6 лет назад +2

      The world may never know

  • @genevieve397
    @genevieve397 5 лет назад +71

    I love how shayne could not keep it together the entire time. 😂

  • @prettyshinyspaghetti8332
    @prettyshinyspaghetti8332 4 года назад +4

    This sketch was a trip. I loved the mix of seriousness and humor. And having people actually react to the funny bits. Too good

  • @juliat.1186
    @juliat.1186 6 лет назад +49

    Damien is me when I have to do presentations 😅

  • @haleykatherine8298
    @haleykatherine8298 6 лет назад +51

    i love this so much i have watched this like three times and when Damien says he could have tweeted in his sleep i always laugh

  • @ariannaua
    @ariannaua 6 лет назад +270

    who keeps letting these guys use a court? love this show though!

    • @Serprizebuttsecks
      @Serprizebuttsecks 6 лет назад +45

      Well it's not like the ACTUAL American Justice system does anything so it's not a surprise a RUclips channel can book out a court room for shits and giggles on a regular basis.

    • @ariannaua
      @ariannaua 6 лет назад +13

      @@Serprizebuttsecks that's too real lmao

    • @matthewburridge4316
      @matthewburridge4316 6 лет назад +6

      Literally hundreds of thousands of court rooms in the U.S.
      Even in LA you can find a court room to rent out for a few hours on a Sunday or Wednesday for probably around $100.

    • @matthewburridge4316
      @matthewburridge4316 6 лет назад +7

      And judging by the small size (for an LA court room) it's probably a court room attached to a small, local police precinct that's only uses for bail and bond hearings.

    • @sarakroczyk321
      @sarakroczyk321 6 лет назад +1

      Theyre in LA I'm sure there plenty of court room sets.

  • @loganleppien2234
    @loganleppien2234 5 лет назад +43

    Hard to tell if Judge Betty is biased towards Shayne's case or he just doesn't know the difference between Sustained and Overruled

  • @samaritan-5.7
    @samaritan-5.7 Год назад +9

    Damien is such a good lawyer he sustains his own objections

  • @turrent54
    @turrent54 6 лет назад +65

    There should be a court case of Mari and Olivia verses Lazercorn because Lazercorn 'cant tell' each of them apart.

  • @hgmockingjay2ne1
    @hgmockingjay2ne1 6 лет назад +101

    GIVE US SHAYNE vs. DAMIEN
    For throwing away Damien’s golden cat.

  • @darkfae420
    @darkfae420 6 лет назад +99

    ok but whoever edits this is a hella good editor

  • @aliaaahmed8293
    @aliaaahmed8293 5 лет назад +40

    “Shayne topp is not the Big Bang theory”
    -Damien Haas 2018

  • @phenomenal1997
    @phenomenal1997 5 лет назад +114

    When Shayne won he shoulda said to Courtney "Delta Airlines, you're my favourite pizza place"

  • @Jjellicat
    @Jjellicat 6 лет назад +486

    Courtney literally destroyed Shayne I want more of Laura Lawyerson

    • @jowestar
      @jowestar 6 лет назад +19

      cheesayn she did lmao she sounded like she actually did research for this

    • @nathanoriger9946
      @nathanoriger9946 6 лет назад +8

      Joey cox that’s why it wasn’t that good, she tried too much, it lost it’s humor

    • @ba_playz262
      @ba_playz262 6 лет назад +4

      Then why’d she lose

  • @violetsmith5731
    @violetsmith5731 6 лет назад +591

    The jury should have said "We voted and decided that Shayne is our favorite pizza place."
    Edit: Thx for the likes

  • @lyndahuntzinger6847
    @lyndahuntzinger6847 6 лет назад +39

    thank you Damien for the funniest Smosh and order ever

  • @Chase9.609
    @Chase9.609 5 лет назад +25

    "You better not say kratos"
    "Do you swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you....................................kratos"
    "GODDAMNIT!"

  • @Lelie1031
    @Lelie1031 6 лет назад +31

    I love how it says “August 28, 2092” 😂

  • @sarintodd154
    @sarintodd154 6 лет назад +168

    How is Damien still cute while sweating like a sinner in church!?

  • @flare8896
    @flare8896 6 лет назад +498

    Sustained? More like sweat stained...

  • @booksaremypeople959
    @booksaremypeople959 6 лет назад +115

    Can we see Shayne vs all his fav pizza places

    • @nicoleakers7694
      @nicoleakers7694 6 лет назад +2

      He will actually have to pick a favorite! LOL! XD

    • @victoriamuller3425
      @victoriamuller3425 6 лет назад +5

      Iownurgranniesbookclub but it’s a dating show format instead of court

    • @nicoleakers7694
      @nicoleakers7694 6 лет назад +1

      Victoria Muller It's just Shayne eating a bunch of pizza on video... kind of like their Olive Garden mukbang.

    • @booksaremypeople959
      @booksaremypeople959 6 лет назад

      Tru tru

  • @dorkmyride
    @dorkmyride 4 года назад +37

    Wow. Noah's testimony about Twitter sure did age well... (starts at 12:49)

  • @gummibatman
    @gummibatman 4 года назад +2

    i love coming back to this video because of the great moments. and i don't know if i just made a joke to myself, but when Courtney asks the jury, "do we really want a bunch of Shaynes running around?" and the camera cuts to Tanner looking back over his shoulder, it's such an underrated moment lmao

  • @Rose-hi6zz
    @Rose-hi6zz 6 лет назад +25

    The next trial should be about Ian's acts on the Belly Flop challenge.

    • @nicoleakers7694
      @nicoleakers7694 6 лет назад

      Ian vs Mari - The Flop Block (that's the only title I could think of.)

  • @katsumi4242
    @katsumi4242 6 лет назад +31

    Tweet: Shane, what’s your idea on general stereotypes and what’s your idea on the way it contributes to politics?
    Shane: *YoU’rE mY fAvOriTe pIzZa PlaCe.*

  • @matthewburridge4316
    @matthewburridge4316 6 лет назад +47

    Shayne joins Smosh as the happy to-lucky, jocky guy who was just too uncoordinated and a little too short to carry on with sports - knowing almost nothing about video games. Then Damien joins Smosh Game and Shayne starts showing up in more GameBangs. Then the Damien and Shayne show starts...now Shayne is correcting Tanner on video game knowledge. It's beautiful. *lone tear down the cheek*

    • @cass12234
      @cass12234 6 лет назад +10

      Shayne actually played video games as much as Damien before they both joined Smosh

    • @grzegorzd1908
      @grzegorzd1908 5 лет назад

      Shayne and Damien were friends before they both joined smosh

  • @karliereese6508
    @karliereese6508 5 лет назад +24

    I never realized until now that Noah’s character was named Chester “Chad” Chadwick and he said “my name is chad, I like to go by my first name only”. Okay.

  • @sophief5624
    @sophief5624 4 года назад +6

    "i was ... i WaS on DiSnEy wHeN i MaDe it" 6:20 WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SM OMG

  • @jackthon6239
    @jackthon6239 6 лет назад +33

    "he could've tweeted in his sleep"

  • @sandro4147
    @sandro4147 6 лет назад +30

    Shayne gave us the favorite pizza place joke. He is God

  • @bumbleboze3613
    @bumbleboze3613 6 лет назад +32

    Boze is such a good director, it’s iconic really.

  • @blackcrewmatejynx7348
    @blackcrewmatejynx7348 5 лет назад +31

    "Do we really want a bunch of Shayne's running around?"
    Yes, yes we do.

  • @FelixEA
    @FelixEA 5 лет назад +11

    Damian is incredible in this video, so much dedication

  • @haley9502
    @haley9502 6 лет назад +32

    Shayne vs. Noah and Courtney for not eating the ghost pepper chip.

  • @death_2719
    @death_2719 6 лет назад +62

    Next case needs to be against Joven for killing the pinecone in smosh summer games
    Like if u agree

  • @CRossTak
    @CRossTak 5 лет назад +15

    the cuts to Boze laughing is honestly the best part of this video

  • @lilyf9976
    @lilyf9976 5 лет назад +32

    so damien basically knew that tana and jake would get together

  • @nikko3125
    @nikko3125 4 года назад +2

    The way ian and damien just stay still in character all the video is amazing