Jazzed on coffee Damien is my favorite Damien of all. "Meat kisses! Mwaa!" "Shayne, that's neither here nor there." "What are you talking about? What body?" He's incredible. XD
Robber: *about to rob a house* Shane: “So, lookin’ to enter my house ey. I’ve seen many enter, but none return. There’s a man butt-naked using a DIY fishing rod to dip his Oreos into a cup of milk that he saw on a life-hacks video before”
“Meat kisses” “What body?” “Eating is tough oh no! There’s stuff everywhere “ *talking to a robber butt naked in the dark * “A new friend “ Quality content people
but like, this type of thing would be snippets of a group chat of mine, out of context? weird and worrying, in context? makes no f*cking sense and nobody has a clue, but everyone understands
PLEASE GOD let this be a series with Shane and Damien. doesn't have to be just hacks, but i seriously can't get enough of the humor with these two together. it's a whole nother level of hilarity :'D
Caffeinated Damien, and Shayne just being normal Shayne. Is the absolute best video I’ve ever seen. Love it. Please more of this. “Waka waka waka waka waka, meat kisses!”
Lea Holden “it might be if it gets a good enough reaction” Then it’s up to us then to make this video go viral and get more views to send a strong enough message to Smosh
@@sageoftheswamp9427 oh yeah? Then sorry, I thought that if they have more than 3 lgbtq+ people they will put 4 of them in the podcast, not 3, because the limit is 4(or may be there could be even 5 if table big enough hehe)
Damien: "So let's do this conservatively as possible" also Damien: *proceeds to choke on an ice-cream with gag reflex* That's without a doubt the hottest thing I've ever witnessed
I already know I'm gonna love this video. Shayne and Damien is the best duo 😂💙 And since Damien lost his mind, it's going to be even better 😂 We stan crazy Damien 😂
Any show starring Damien and Shayne is extremely entertaining.
I'm such a bad girl, I love them when they're together, I'm definitely not shipping them. 😫✨
I agree
So true
YES!!
@@pleasemyytcommentsaredumb.8189 I definitely don't have a hopeless crush on both of them, either.
Damien has me in actual tears. I can’t. He’s such a good addition to smosh
Sinead Gibson he’s my favorite, and makes me smile every time
and shayne too!
Him and shayne are hilarious I love the videos with just them in it 😂
Damien is my favourite smosh member out of all of them
@@ellabradley4219 me too, hes such a sweetheart.
Shayne: Scissors are weird and theyre also scary and dangerous
Also Shayne: pulls out a hand mixer and a knife....
*yells at kids to put down the sharp stick*
*goes inside to play the knife game*
Hahahahahah yess
"Sooo much safer"
Cue Shayne holding running hand mixer up to mouth and everyone yelling no lol
Damien saying something silly, and Shayne pissing his pants with laughter never gets any less entertaining
Jazzed on coffee Damien is my favorite Damien of all.
"Meat kisses! Mwaa!"
"Shayne, that's neither here nor there."
"What are you talking about? What body?"
He's incredible. XD
zidgelT “squaa in the middle” lol it had me dead bro
Ikr this is my favorite video now
"Good One Shayne" - Not Shayne
“scootch open that bread” xD
"You're a product"
3 cold brews damien = chaos Damien. It's the final evolution
Joanna Scott yes
I love this damien
This should’ve been called “Damien and Shayne Lose Their Minds For 18 mins”
Spinklemon and 21 secs
@@uwu-ot6kh 20 seconds
That's true lmao😂😆😁
*That's neither here nor there!*
That so true lol so funny
My friend once said in reference to her father “I live with a twelve year old except he’s 40” and I really felt that while watching this video
My mum once said about my dad: some men turn 7 and after that they only grow physically. (tbf it sounds funnier in German)
😂
Robber: *about to rob a house*
Shane: “So, lookin’ to enter my house ey. I’ve seen many enter, but none return. There’s a man butt-naked using a DIY fishing rod to dip his Oreos into a cup of milk that he saw on a life-hacks video before”
i read this in his voice
Hahaha 😂😂 I love your comment
I’m cryin at this lmaao
LOL this is a unrealized skit ready to happen....
They need to make this sketch
“Meat kisses”
“What body?”
“Eating is tough oh no! There’s stuff everywhere “
*talking to a robber butt naked in the dark * “A new friend “
Quality content people
The man was on fire for this one!
QUALITYYYYYYY
but like, this type of thing would be snippets of a group chat of mine, out of context? weird and worrying, in context? makes no f*cking sense and nobody has a clue, but everyone understands
Shayne: *tries to eat noodles with a hand mixer*
Every adult in a 10km radius: NONONONONONONO
with 4 coldbrews Damien reaches Shaynes energy level. Also: make this a series
I agree. Need more of this
This episode is so Shayne and Damien, like seriously
@SpiralY :o
Very on brand.
Wow I wonder the hecc why.
ikr, they hav such a different comedy styles and i love it xD
@@controlzetaa very different I love it too
Caffeinated Damien is highly entertaining, and the way these two boys enable each other in a hilarious downwards spiral is great content!
Shayne: There’s a robber with a fishing rod and oreo’s!
Damien: Ha good one Shayne!
shayne*
I like Shane's way of eating an Oreo but I use a spoon
666 likes 🤠
friendship goal: got yourself a Damien that supports you while you eat noodles w a hand mixer
*Damien with several noodles hanging out of his mouth*
"It fits!"
Weirdly, this made me way more attracted to these two literal human tornadoes.
“It’s just tiny and small and fits right in”
Damien-2019
*struggles to put it in*
@@rubyharris6119 oh no the sticks got stuck-
And also "it's too hard it doesn't fit in the mouth"- Damien
"You're a *d r i p p y* boi"
Did anyone get the Rick and Morty reference? “Little bits”?
Shayne: "I'm wildly uncomfortable. "
*continues to stare*
It's like a car crash that you can't look away from lol
Damien: I can smell colors now
Rhett and Link: ..........
I thought this too!
Wait what?
@@hananibrahim6751 look up their oxygen bar episode
Smella that
smella that
internet: *makes the simplest of life hacks
Shane: "I feel it's easier to go fishing with Oreos"
Enan Pedraza I think I’m really gonna try that sometime
PLEASE GOD let this be a series with Shane and Damien. doesn't have to be just hacks, but i seriously can't get enough of the humor with these two together. it's a whole nother level of hilarity :'D
Shayne: Damien has lost his mind today
Also Shayne: I made a fishing rod for my oreos and I'm gonna buy a rack for it and hang it up on my wall
**proceeds to use a hand mixer to propel noodles into his mouth**
666!
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when Shane was trying to eat noodles
Same!!! Hahha
0:05
I swear Damien is high and they’re just trying to cover it up
Aren't we all?
They’re all high. Smoking wax pens in the studio has been seen in multiple videos
@@maverickmoto what video? I would believe it but I see no proof online
@@Cannonbombtv i think its jokes, theyre just being funny, idk tho
not my pure child
If a robber broke into Shane’s house while he was sitting in the couch naked he would just be like “ well hello there weary traveler”
"Many a-burglers have tried to enter this house but none have returned"
Ashutosh Agarwal 😂🤣😅 YESSS!!!😂😂😅
😆😆😆
Best comment I have ever seen!! So true!
"looking to enter the insides of my wallet, ey?"
Shayne: So, your lifehack is a product.
Damien: You're a product.
I'm rewatching these and the way Damien's chaotic energy makes me actually laugh out loud... was much needed today
Caffeinated Damien, and Shayne just being normal Shayne. Is the absolute best video I’ve ever seen. Love it. Please more of this.
“Waka waka waka waka waka, meat kisses!”
Shane’s laugh whenever Damien has a witty comeback gives me life😂
Who’s the funniest member of smosh?
Me: Damien with caffeine
Definitely
Definitely
Me: Damn, I wanna eat this ice cream, but it melts way too quickly.
Damien: So right here you wanna get your arc reactor.
So you wanna get your full enchanted diamond set
which ANY household in america has
Shayne: "Scissors are weird, they're also scary and dangerous"
Shayne: 6:17
“You’re a product.” -Damien 2019
7:56
Caffeinated Damien is my favorite Damien
Meat Kisses for everyone!!!😂
8:51
“Everyone knows tomatoes are a problem” - Shayne
*Link has entered the chat*
Waka waka waka
Waka waka waka
MeAt KiSsEs
*mwah*
- Damien Haas 2019
8:47
I litteraly died of laughter from that
Pac-ham
"All you OCD people out there..."
"Yo."
Me too, bro. Me too.
Shane: trying to get his oreo in his mouth
Damien:"ha ha good one shane."
“Honey,...Get the OREO ROD!”
Lol 😂
Shayne and Damian are like whose line is it anyway levels of funny.
Damien: May I interest you in a shot of popsicle?”
Matt: “ah... no”
Damien and Olivia are the only ones who make Shayne less chaotic
Shea Heavey TRUTH
Makes Shane _seem_ less
Courtney is making him more chaotic in a good way.
omg we need a Damien and Olivia show now
MaxxStaron yesss
They should rename this video “Damien on crack for 18 minutes straight”
You could see it in shaynes face too. (Who is this guy?)
10:58 and I thought Damien was insane for the tiny "tetris sandwich", but Shayne is on a whole other level.
“i’m wildly uncomfortable” shayne says as he stares at damien’s mouth eating a popsicle
Just get a lot of popsicle, crush them up, put it in a blender with some water, and BAM you just made yourself a Slurpee!
MrMeeks09 I read this as ”he stares at damien, mouth eating a popsicle” and it made it so much more hilarious
I need someone in my life that will laugh at my jokes like Shayne laughs at Damien's jokes.
14:54 "can you just yes and me for one second?" - Damien
THIS IS LIKE THE DAMIEN AND SHAYNE SHOW AND IM HERE FOR IT
This is better than the original Damien and Shayne show, especially now that they’re free from the creativity-stifling shackles of Defy
mechadoggy ok true 🙌
Shayne, every time he’s about to tell a joke: cAN yoU iMAgiNE
I’m absolutely here for chaotic Damien energy. Lol I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Anytime they pair up it’s gonna be a good time. Lol
“Yell at it with our hot voices” god I love videos that are just these two
*2 Minutes Later*
Damien: So we don't even need any of the rest of this.
“Do you wanna both yell at it, with our hot voices?”
“Yea”
*The two proceed to sensually whisper-hum at the popsicle*
Shayne: GIVE ME THE NOODLES
Damien: *spattered with noodles, confused*
IS THIS A SERIES?? PLEASE, IF THERE IS A GOD, LET THIS BE A SERIES
Rumor has it, it might be if it gets a good enough reaction.
Yes please
Lea Holden “it might be if it gets a good enough reaction”
Then it’s up to us then to make this video go viral and get more views to send a strong enough message to Smosh
It’s a series. I repeat IT IS A SERIES
Meme Aficionado how dare you beat me to it you stinky McDonald’s hamster
*chuckles* "What are you talking about, what body?"
-Damien Haas, 2019
I LoVe iT
Damien- "You can't trust anyone with a knife! Especially me...."
*Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka- Waka Waka Waka Waka*
"Meat kisses!!!"
*Mhwaa*
Hahahaha
It's even better because they were almost one right after the other
nobody:
Damien every two minutes:
“Haha, good one shayne”
These videos are funnier to me than the “try not to laugh” ones
It depends. It's usually whenever Olivia and Courtney present a bit and don't commit to it, they just uncomfortably drag it as long as possible.
No Body:
Shayne: Says Something Serious
Damien:I cAn sMelL cOLOrS
Damien: *gOOd oNE sHAnE*
Shayne: *laughs with confusion*
"Nobody's perfect"
Me: Explain how these humans are alive
They haven't died
they arent perfect
They're immortal
I gotta work it! Again and again till I get it right. No-... Sorry wrong show.
“I keep thinking your gonna accidentally stab you eye out and dip it in the milk and then you like, waitaminute”
-Damien 2019
"So let's do it as conservatively as possible."
*proceeds to deep-throat the popsicle*
17:02
Im honestly getting the idea he might be bi
@@reece221133 i think he's straight because when they did a gay podcast with all people from smosh team that were lgbtq+ there was no Damien
@@therearestarsinthesky7454 It wasn't all the LGBTQ+ Smosh members, it was just a couple of them
@@sageoftheswamp9427 oh yeah? Then sorry, I thought that if they have more than 3 lgbtq+ people they will put 4 of them in the podcast, not 3, because the limit is 4(or may be there could be even 5 if table big enough hehe)
Shayne: A bass comes out to get the oreo
Damien: *is that bass and does a shimmy dance*
some one should make his shimmy dance a meme
10:24 gave me so much anxiety, if it isnt the thought of breaking a tooth on that mixer its the fact he's holding a knife directly at his throat
True
These are my favorite 2 people to watch do ANYTHING.
Shayne and Damien are friendship goals.
Shayne: * agressivley destroying noodles *
Damien: *So, what do we do next?*
0:05
I need a million of these videos! These two besties together are hysterical every time.
"Your fingey's are all milkful... You're a drippy boi." *Damien 2019*
I can smell Color now
-Damien 2019
Edit: Likes are at 420 rn!!!!! Hehe
Lol
7:03 to 8:57 is pure masterpiece. A Damien moment for the ages.
“Meat kisses!” -Damien would be an interesting dad...
but like, also the best dad, super fun
“Haha, good one Shayne.”
Damien- 2k19
This is hands down the funniest Shayne and Damien video I've ever watched 🤣🤣🤣
Damien with caffeine is hilarious and chaotic and I'm all for it 😂
“It fits” says Damien with noodles falling out of his mouth
this is the chaos i needed to start my morning
"it's tiny, and small, and fits right in."
-Damien Haas
That's what she said
This video should be called:
*Life hacks: Dark Damien Rises*
Bree Ru Ja lol this is brilliant!
I would like this comment but its at 69 so it think youre better off without me
Damien: "So let's do this conservatively as possible"
also Damien: *proceeds to choke on an ice-cream with gag reflex*
That's without a doubt the hottest thing I've ever witnessed
Does Damien have a choking fetish?
They cut it too short! We didn't get to see what Shayne was going to do.
Brake 37 true
They shouldn’t have left out the best part
Shayne: all you ocd people out there
Me: ooh that’s me!
Shayne: all you virgos
Me: ooh! that’s still me!
This is how I see their friendship when they greet each other
Shayne: Brooo
Damian: Brooo
This is the most entertaining Tom fuckery I’ve ever seen
Shayne: "it's ten pm on a Friday"
What Damien would've said: "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday..."
*Billy Joel enters*
I already know I'm gonna love this video. Shayne and Damien is the best duo 😂💙
And since Damien lost his mind, it's going to be even better 😂 We stan crazy Damien 😂
Satanistic Angel AMEN
No one:
Shane: I NEED THE NOODLESSSS
Daisy Games daddy needs his juuuuuiiiiiiccccceeeee
"I can smell color now."
- Damien Haas, 2019
Is it just me or is Shane’s laughs *adorable?*
"haha good one Shayne" that was depressing but im here for it!
Deandra Boolsen DEANDRAAAAAA
*Shayne. Sorry couldn't help it
@@lizziebethh thx for that lmao
Damien was exceptionally hilarious in this omg 😂😂😂
Shayne: "using scissors is weird"
every Korean ever: *uses scissors to cut literally everything
Relate on such a deep level
Damien: "meat kisses"
Me: marry me
“le boop”
My favorite part is at 9:50 Damien is crashing from the caffeine and mentally checks out while Shayne says his list.
8:47 😂😂😂 Damien is just crazy
"meat kisses"
"Damien has lost his mind"
I think you've both lost your minds and I'm LIVING for it 😂😂😂😂😂
I hope saying “ha ha good one Shayne” after he says literally anything, becomes a thing. 😂
The beginning of the video made me think this was when Shayne dies
Shayne: “Fellow Virgos”
I felt that. Also didn’t realize his birthday is literally the day after mine
When he said "fellow Virgos" it hit hard, and it was annoying me so many ways they did things