@@donk2121 except with we didn't start the fire and it's the end of the world as we know it, those songs feel like listening to eachother sometimes, as pointed out by niel himself with 'space monkey mafia'
i imagine 200 yrs from now, they'll try to reconstruct Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas based on various corrupted ancient computer files and the end result will sound similar to this
Sounds more like an abusive relationship. The dissonant synth on the chorus, the uncrushed All Star implying the abuser's perspective, the entirety of Smooth being glitchy.
I like the way half of the songs on this album start with smash mouth right out of the gate, and the rest of them hold it off until like 3 minutes in. Some real variation there.
Neil: *listening to Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas* Inner Neil: make it sound like you put the singer through a cheese grater Inner Inner Neil: add spongebob singing all star in the middle
By the time you get to the 20th inner Neil it's just an infinite mass of clocks, eyes, and floating rings of sulfur. Despite being infinite, none of the clocks are ticking at the same speed, none of the eyes are looking in the same direction, and none of the sulfur rings are the same size.
The 21st inner circle of Neil is just an infinite void with one of those cymbal monkey toys in the center, bit with an uncannily un-unnerving face. Like, a wholesome mix between Santa Claus, Danny DeVito and Tim Allen... But as a monkey.
It's like subtle brain washing. After a certain point you're like "alright, maybe all star is getting a bit old..." and then you listen to THIS and the smash mouth comes back in and you're like "aah... yes, I love... Smash Mouth..."
Under the melting wreckage of a Sartana Rob Thomas collab concert gone wrong, Steve Harwell is born, bubbling to the surface as he quickly escapes the ooze, intending to form a band of his own.
It sounds the way sensitive teeth feel. Edit: The worst part? I listened to this so many times that it's actually a bop now. Even the All Star part. I kind of hate myself.
That's most of the Mouth albums for you. If you don't like a song on the first listen, you'll eventually come to enjoy it on the 50th re-listen. I hated this song for a while, now I love it -- definitely stockholm syndrome, but still, I enjoy it.
sometimes I forget neil is an actual professional musician who has made numerous albums and has music on very popular TV shows bc I listen to this stuff more than I listen to any of his other stuff
Gravity Falls. The only song that actually made it in the show was Goat and a Pig, I think, but he also made two different versions of the title theme and a song for Bill Cipher called It's Gonna Get Weird.
This is good despite being painful to hear, because it ends up more *emotional* than the original. It sounds *desperate*, like the singer is also in pain, forcing the lyrics through a digital acid bath spinning at thrice the speed of light. The world is tormented twisting through unknowable dimensions, every intake of breath tears at your lungs, and through that inferno rise Rob Thomas's words of devotion and agony. I imagine lots of songs would sound more powerful and meaningful than they actually do if they were set on the surface of the sun. Also Smash Mouth drops by to, like, poke at you with a pitchfork.
How did Neil make a xylophone sound like the best fucking instrument in the universe? Most of the song is absoloute audio murder with the only solace being the background instrumentals, and then the xylophone comes in like the fucking angel coming to tell mary "god made you pregnant lol lmao"
And I could've sworn that part was from ATC's "Around the World (La La La La La)", but my searches prove fruitless... maybe it was either an homage or an accident...
Why does this even need to be stated? Are there fools out there only "ironically" enjoy this? It's an actual slapper, through and through. Mashups are still music people, and they fucking bang
Never have I ever believed that music can spontaneously kill you for the sake of comedy. That is, until Shrek crashed into my room almost three minutes in.
aes·thet·ic/esˈTHedik/ adjective concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty. noun a set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular artist or artistic movement.
@@BrysonSpahn Lmao in my native language the word for "aesthetic" is like another word for beauty, kinda, and then I saw people talking about aesthetic like this and be like "yo wtf are these guys talking about" The way it's used for most people seems like a synonym of atmosphere... maybe...? Idk, I might be speaking nonsense
"Somehow" Come on Kenneth my boy, there you go acting like we didn't try this back in 08 with that hooker. I refuse let my scientific genius go insulted by a former colleague!
Sounds like an imitation of human music, instead of actually being music made by humans. An alien's interpretation. Also, this is surprisingly awesome. The sound effects and changes are really good and the voice, even though fucked up, is interesting to listen to.
This comment actually reminds me of a sci fi book where this is actually described. The third book in a Chinese book series known as "The Three Body Problem" series involves an oppressed alien civilization learning of human culture and falling in love with it. You're totally right that this IS exactly what I would expect the early versions of that to sound like.
this is how it feels to be desperately in love: loud, uncomfortable, and a little embarrassing. and like we love this song, the lover finds their match
this is the song that plays when you're getting chased around a deserted city by a malfunctioning rob thomas animatronic who has fallen in love with you
the basic effect is called a ring modulator, idk what specific plugin he's using here though. I could be way off though cus i'm dumb as hell and i smoke crack
One day, I will drive to a location, turn the speakers full blast on my car, get on the roof, shout "ARE YOU READY FOR REAL MUSIC?". and then press play.
I'm still trying to figure out where the background track with the xylophone-sounding melody comes from, unless Neil just made it up himself. It's so catchy, I need more of it.
So, Smooth was the number one hit on New Years Eve 1999. Meaning that if Y2k had happened, this may have been the last song you ever heard as your radio melted.
I remember listening to this for the first time about a month ago and reading the comments, and looking at the ones saying "I listened to this long enough that I like it unironically" and thinking 'how do you even do that? This thing is attacking my ears with a cheese grater, that won't be me' and *well*
Love that amidst the genuine hellscape that is this song, there are some actually catchy elements- the organ at 0:36, the xylophone at 1:13- I wish he’d release the stems.
hi! i attempted to recreate the instrumental as accurately as i could, its not completely accurate but its pretty close ruclips.net/video/0sc0J-fs53c/видео.html
Every time I listen to a Neil Cicierga song I haven't heard before I say "Surely he can't use Satana's Smooth in a completely new and equally mind blowing way as the last time" and every time I am wrong.
i love the part at 3:56 so much it is just so good i can’t stop listening to it on repeat the mashup between the distressingly desperate vocals in smooth and the slow glockenspiel notes just match up perfectly for me
This gives my inner darkness strength. Update: My inner darkness materialized. I now have twin boys that have the same crazy look in their eyes and smiles on their faces as dear old dad. Plus the woman who was mad enough to marry me mixed into those boys. And let me tell you. I fear no human, but that woman scares the absolute Hell out of me. Run.
At .75 speed, I get this mental image of this old robot/animatronic on the verge of breaking down from a melting hard drive. Sentient and desperate for a new lease on 'life', it warbles out a pained tune straight from its soul... only for some young punk-ass coming in, outright insulting Mr. Sad Robot-Man, and using some of his exposed wires to light a cheap cigarette and use him as a beer coaster, to which the robot continues to lament it's horrid existence, but has a bittersweet moment of still being "useful".
Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my groove, yeah And if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah 'Cause you're so smooth Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it Well, I'll tell you one thing If you would leave, it'd be a crying shame In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out, yeah Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow Turning you 'round and 'round And if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah 'Cause you're so smooth Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules, and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it, yeah Or else forget about it Oh, or else forget about it Oh, let's don't forget about it Give me your heart, make it real Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah Let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no Oh, let's don't forget about it, oh no, no Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no Oh, let's don't forget about it Yeah, yeah
Imagine if one of these songs samples become lost media and the only proof it exists is a mashup album made by the same guy who made a song about truck intercourse.
@@serket8oard Less undertale vibes, more a reference to the amalgamations in undertale and how this song is an amalgamation of various music, as well as melt being in the title.
After a few times this just becomes normal. I imagine this is what stockholm syndrome feels like. I know that this should hurt my ears but I kinda dig it. Is there something wrong with me? I don't know. While writing this comment, I faintly remembered that All Star should appear somewhere in the song. I thought I was ready for it, but when it actually arrived, it still hit as hard as it would the first time.
The bit where All Star plays, the way the audio is manipulated it sorta sounds like Spongebob's voice singing it. You know, the higher-pitched nasal character voiced by Tom Kenny? Know your memes, broh.
this song sounds like how listening to it feels
Fuck why does that make sense
Well said
I’d be upset if it wasn’t completely accurate
You could say that for almost any song
@@donk2121 except with we didn't start the fire and it's the end of the world as we know it, those songs feel like listening to eachother sometimes, as pointed out by niel himself with 'space monkey mafia'
Imagine if the producers of Shrek hadn't decided to use "All Star" for the opening sequence.
Smash mouth wouldn't be as popular to our generation
How dare you say something like that
the darkest timeline
A lot of peoples lives would be less wasted.
I... I don't think I want to imagine that.
It's truly terrifying
i imagine 200 yrs from now, they'll try to reconstruct Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas based on various corrupted ancient computer files and the end result will sound similar to this
including the smash mouth sample
nah they'll just find this track and assume we were all cyborgs for like a year but said fuck that shit until 3238.
we still have 198 years to wait
make that 197!
@@thetwigjig Can't wait
What i love is that smash mouth appears more than any other artist in this album but isn't credited on the label
They are on the glasses
"Mouth Sounds"
Technically, "Smash" and "Mouth" are both on the cover.
"...AND MORE"
Every other source is listed on the album art, so "...and more" is literally only smash mouth.
sometimes I remember somebody actually made this and it didn't just materialize from the void
I find that very hard to believe. I'm gonna need to see your sources
I can't be 100% sure Neil Cicierega isn't the living incarnation of the void, can you?
Yeah i agree he is the void i mean look at those glasses you cant buy those they just materialized on his face
Where did you hide his hair?
I'm not hiding it. he lost his really cool wig.
The original version of Smooth by Santana is how it sounds to be desperately in love with someone,
this version is how it _feels_
Add a slight sense of perpetual dizziness and you get how I listen to this... thing...
feels like Spiderman
@@vc101 perpetual dizziness is precisely the feeling of hopeless romance.
@@vc101 Neil wrote a song about that, even. Dizziful Bliss
Sounds more like an abusive relationship. The dissonant synth on the chorus, the uncrushed All Star implying the abuser's perspective, the entirety of Smooth being glitchy.
That goddamned xylophone bit makes this song sexy - something a xylophone has never before achieved.
actually I think that's a glockenspiel, which kinda makes it even better/worse
I believe you are right on both accounts.
Screw that, smoker cyborg is what made this sexy.
@@TehMorganator Thank You, that is what i was going to say.
@@andrewsmith2834 no, it's a glockenspiel. It takes a special xylophone with hard rubber mallets to sound like that.
it's the same as the emotion as i get from--*HARRISON FORD*
i love how there is at least one of these comments on every song with smooth in it on any of neil's albums
We’ve been ruined
@@temporaltoast9692 Yeah no matter what remix, I can't help but think the next line should be HARRISON FORD
can relate to this sentence 👾
I like the way half of the songs on this album start with smash mouth right out of the gate, and the rest of them hold it off until like 3 minutes in. Some real variation there.
You meant to say 'restraint'
Best part about it is that smash mouth isn't even listed on the cover.
because Smash Mouth is an integral part of music, therefore it would be redundant to mention it
Johannes Meyer ...AND MORE=Smash Mouth
The album is called Mouth Sounds. We all know what that means.
Neil: *listening to Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas*
Inner Neil: make it sound like you put the singer through a cheese grater
Inner Inner Neil: add spongebob singing all star in the middle
By the time you get to the 20th inner Neil it's just an infinite mass of clocks, eyes, and floating rings of sulfur. Despite being infinite, none of the clocks are ticking at the same speed, none of the eyes are looking in the same direction, and none of the sulfur rings are the same size.
Banjo Wafer so the 20th inner Neil is the twilight zone
The 21st inner circle of Neil is just an infinite void with one of those cymbal monkey toys in the center, bit with an uncannily un-unnerving face.
Like, a wholesome mix between Santa Claus, Danny DeVito and Tim Allen... But as a monkey.
reaI taIk it sounds more Iike phineas (fIynn)
It sounds more like Sonic the hedgehog.lol
The All Star sample sounds really pleasant to the ears after a good few minutes of the distorted wringing... Neil is a mad genius.
It's like subtle brain washing. After a certain point you're like "alright, maybe all star is getting a bit old..." and then you listen to THIS and the smash mouth comes back in and you're like "aah... yes, I love... Smash Mouth..."
@@thecountercounter9127I.have nothing to say about that.
Under the melting wreckage of a Sartana Rob Thomas collab concert gone wrong, Steve Harwell is born, bubbling to the surface as he quickly escapes the ooze, intending to form a band of his own.
Both a disturbingly descriptive and accurate interpretation
Luke Riise
“And accurate”
Somebody did their homework.
Fucking underrated reply of 2018
It sounds the way sensitive teeth feel.
Edit: The worst part? I listened to this so many times that it's actually a bop now. Even the All Star part. I kind of hate myself.
That just means you've ascended past having the tastes of a peasant and can now hang out with the krazy krew.
That's most of the Mouth albums for you. If you don't like a song on the first listen, you'll eventually come to enjoy it on the 50th re-listen. I hated this song for a while, now I love it -- definitely stockholm syndrome, but still, I enjoy it.
It sounds like piano wire dental floss.
@@zigfaust "Piano wire dental floss" is just this close to sounding like a band name, but it's not really there yet, and that makes me feel weird.
@@sand__witch if I ever start a band, that will be its name.
The more times you listen to it in a row, the more it sounds "right"
Golden Panda I fully understand
What is the minimum number of times you would recommend listening to the full song in one sitting? 7? 9?
You can listen to this ~500000000000000 times before the Sun engulfs the Earth
I needed one time. It's got this sexy cyborg with a damaged voice box thing going on.
whenever i hear the original song, i have to come here and listen to this, because it doesn't sound right. I need it to sound like this always.
I feel like I'm listening to Rob Thomas sing through a malfunctioning SNES.
And I friggin' love it.
same
Or a perfectly working NES.
I know, right?!
or a printer
I know it's been 3+ years but it has to be said.
R.O.B. Thomas.
sometimes I forget neil is an actual professional musician who has made numerous albums and has music on very popular TV shows bc I listen to this stuff more than I listen to any of his other stuff
I’m not saying I don’t believe you, but what tv shows have his music in it?! /gen
@@annaprimroselonghurst9510 gravity falls and eddsworld!!!
Gravity Falls. The only song that
actually made it in the show was Goat and a Pig, I think, but he also made two different versions of the title theme and a song for Bill Cipher called It's Gonna Get Weird.
It sounds like this song would be played at some kind of intergalactic nightclub...
Cressie Cres Dude, we need this mashed with Mos Eisley's Cantina Theme, stat.
Reversible Krunk Sauce Which would actually kinda work musically as well...
Cressie Cres in the 90s
+Little Mac Is In Need Of Air I wish I could, but I lack the required software.
actual question, what genre would this be?
i like how at times it sounds like the song is barely staying together yet it still does and it's so good
I don't get that feeling at all. If anything this is one of Neil's more intricate mashups that just sounds meant to be
Neil has broken me. I unironically listen to this frequently. SOS
SUS
@@JigParm NOOOOOOO I SWEAR I WROTE THAT COMMENT BEFORE AMONG US :(((
@@MOTHHMAN Neil sussyrega
@@JigParm WTF JFSKGDKYDYJD
Welcome to the club
Meanwhile, I've listened to "Smooth" so damn much that I can't deal with not hearing "same as the emotion that I get from Harrison Ford" in this =D
Yes
I used the mashup to destroy the mashup
This is good despite being painful to hear, because it ends up more *emotional* than the original. It sounds *desperate*, like the singer is also in pain, forcing the lyrics through a digital acid bath spinning at thrice the speed of light. The world is tormented twisting through unknowable dimensions, every intake of breath tears at your lungs, and through that inferno rise Rob Thomas's words of devotion and agony.
I imagine lots of songs would sound more powerful and meaningful than they actually do if they were set on the surface of the sun.
Also Smash Mouth drops by to, like, poke at you with a pitchfork.
thats pretty deep man
You might as well be walking on the sun /shrug
This song sounds the way Zalgo text looks
i think this is my favorite youtube comment ever
Yeah nothing says deep emotion like lusting after bar girls.
It's not just that All Star is in there, it's that it's retuned to sounds smokey and jazzy against the glitchgroove and I love it.
wtf kind of jazz you been listening to
Ah, my favorite Kraftwerk song.
You mean arts & crafts song?
Your icon is sending me into a fit of hysterics i love it
Kraftwerk? I thought this was Nine Inch Nails
This is it. The best comment I found 2 years later.
Hey, that's an insult to niel!
...but, to be fair, that could be said about comparing any band to niel.
How did Neil make a xylophone sound like the best fucking instrument in the universe? Most of the song is absoloute audio murder with the only solace being the background instrumentals, and then the xylophone comes in like the fucking angel coming to tell mary "god made you pregnant lol lmao"
hey now let's not get carried away here
the angel came to ask "god wants to make you pregnant. y/n?"
Thats beautiful wordplay
@@sleepCircle "god wants to make you pregnant, respond for yes"
"what?"
"a deal's a deal"
@@tony1boss16 no, that would be zeus. the catholic church is VERY BIG on the fact that it was up to mary whether it happened or not.
And I could've sworn that part was from ATC's "Around the World (La La La La La)", but my searches prove fruitless... maybe it was either an homage or an accident...
I unironically enjoy this song.
So do I.
Me too, anon 😃
am I not supposed to
Why does this even need to be stated? Are there fools out there only "ironically" enjoy this? It's an actual slapper, through and through. Mashups are still music people, and they fucking bang
You either avoid it at all costs or love it theres no inbetween
Never have I ever believed that music can spontaneously kill you for the sake of comedy.
That is, until Shrek crashed into my room almost three minutes in.
this reads like a 2 sentence horror post
why tf did I post this...
Welcome back Shrek is love Shrek is life.
Its like the audio equivalent of pushing something through a shower drain
just like trying to push two magnets together on the matching sides
How is this not called Smouth?
"Melt Everyone" is an awesome name for a song, Neil couldn't pass it up.
ShadesoffosedahS And also the song litetally sounds like its melting.
who are you to question this internet god of humans?
Psst... You can see Shrek in the glasses
@@spacecat7827 I did not need that in my life xD
Good voice effect, it's really ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃａｌｌｙ pleasing
Except that that's not vaporwave, and therefore not A E S T H E T I C.
aes·thet·ic/esˈTHedik/
adjective
concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty.
noun
a set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular artist or artistic movement.
memes have corrupted people's understanding of "aesthetic" forever
@@BrysonSpahn Lmao in my native language the word for "aesthetic" is like another word for beauty, kinda, and then I saw people talking about aesthetic like this and be like "yo wtf are these guys talking about"
The way it's used for most people seems like a synonym of atmosphere... maybe...?
Idk, I might be speaking nonsense
It's like Santana is actually melting.
Man it's a hot one
Man's not hot.
WobblyBits_X oh my god I came here to reply that and you stole it. THIEF
ruclips.net/video/MBLyfNRQkeo/видео.html
and they say it gets hotter
Like 7 inches from the midday sun
This song is like expecting an ice cream sundae and getting kicked in the face
This is what happens if you replace someone's vocal folds with electric guitar strings somehow.
"Somehow"
Come on Kenneth my boy, there you go acting like we didn't try this back in 08 with that hooker.
I refuse let my scientific genius go insulted by a former colleague!
@@NuclearFall404
Out of curiosity, how did that go?
@@themarinaraman9580 You FEDs are terrible at trying to get a confession out of me, but I learned after Wichita Falls!
@@NuclearFall404 damn.
I was gonna make a "Modify" joke, but I think I'll just back out before I get involved in whatever this is
Sounds like an imitation of human music, instead of actually being music made by humans. An alien's interpretation.
Also, this is surprisingly awesome. The sound effects and changes are really good and the voice, even though fucked up, is interesting to listen to.
+XFanmarX I've described this album as robot's attempt to understand humanity after accidentally destroying them.
+Cosmo Dog correction, shrek's interpretation on 125 year old speakers
Huh! Human music... I like it!
or the music is an MELTED version of an other music
This comment actually reminds me of a sci fi book where this is actually described.
The third book in a Chinese book series known as "The Three Body Problem" series involves an oppressed alien civilization learning of human culture and falling in love with it. You're totally right that this IS exactly what I would expect the early versions of that to sound like.
this is how it feels to be desperately in love: loud, uncomfortable, and a little embarrassing. and like we love this song, the lover finds their match
this is so poetic .........
𝓦𝓸𝔀.........
this is the song that plays when you're getting chased around a deserted city by a malfunctioning rob thomas animatronic who has fallen in love with you
How does he get that fucking horrific effect on the voice? I keep hearing it in all kinds of different songs, I love it
I mean the voice during the first half, that sits in the background during the second half
I'm pretty sure it's passed through a plugin called bitspeek.
the basic effect is called a ring modulator, idk what specific plugin he's using here though. I could be way off though cus i'm dumb as hell and i smoke crack
It's also called bitcrushing.
@@QueITizio i also think it's bitspeek. bitspeek is my favourite vocoder plugin of all time. i think i would always notice its chracteristics.
it hurts physically to listen to this but i just keep coming back to it. that's what unrequited love is like, i suppose.
if you put this song in a loop you dont even realize when it starts over.
This is the only way to describe this song
Thanks for the info, will make sure to play 21 times in a row at the local diner
nah,i can tell when it restarts
@@hudgynsasdarl6967 Make sure to input ONE "It's Not Unusual" after about 7.
One day, I will drive to a location, turn the speakers full blast on my car, get on the roof, shout "ARE YOU READY FOR REAL MUSIC?". and then press play.
take me with
I'm still trying to figure out where the background track with the xylophone-sounding melody comes from, unless Neil just made it up himself. It's so catchy, I need more of it.
He made it, have you heard any of his music from 1999-2003?
Richard Byrne III
Thank you I was also wondering this
It’s glockenspiel
0:50 - The resolution at the start of the chorus is such a pleasure to hear after enduring the sheer perplexity of the pre-chorus..
the electric guitar sounds like i'm ascending to heaven compared to the hell before
2:44 hit me like a fucking TRUCK.
...TWO trucks, even.
"Hit me like two trucks" I'm stealing this
this is a sobbing fit in song form, even including the all star segment
Proof that 'Santana' is just a misspelling of 'Satan'.
It’s just Satan with a na thrown in
@@King.-Arthur nah
aaannSt
No
Santa? na
This...
This is surprisingly good.
Dear Lord.
Mouth Moods version of Smooth has programmed me to always expect Harrison Ford, even in the Melt Everyone mix
I legitimately can't hear the original song anymore without my brain defaulting to this version.
Same
So, Smooth was the number one hit on New Years Eve 1999. Meaning that if Y2k had happened, this may have been the last song you ever heard as your radio melted.
Kahoot-type beat
The correct dance moves to that would be to bob your knees and do various reload animations
Dropped a gameboy in water.
Airehk fuck dude I had one as a kid and my dad gave it to my sister and then my other little sister dropped it in the toilet a week later 😫
2:49
"Ok ok, i wont use the mini sentry anymore. i'll use something else."
What video is that from?
Midnight Mini Sentries (Feat. King Raja) by Uncle Dane
It’s been 6 years, has he switched?
I remember listening to this for the first time about a month ago and reading the comments, and looking at the ones saying "I listened to this long enough that I like it unironically" and thinking 'how do you even do that? This thing is attacking my ears with a cheese grater, that won't be me' and *well*
I liked It instantly, so weird
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
*Man, it's a hot one*
*like seven inches from the midday sun*
Anyone else notice that Steve Harwell pitched up this much sounds exactly like the singer of the Phineas and Ferb theme song
Love that amidst the genuine hellscape that is this song, there are some actually catchy elements- the organ at 0:36, the xylophone at 1:13- I wish he’d release the stems.
hi! i attempted to recreate the instrumental as accurately as i could, its not completely accurate but its pretty close
ruclips.net/video/0sc0J-fs53c/видео.html
Finally, a song as caustic as I feel.
I just learned that Smash Mouth sped up sounds not unlike Weird Al polka medleys slowed down.
I really enjoy the crazy structured randomness of this one. It feels like the theme for a mad scientist or neil cicierega, a mad musician.
"It sounds like a disco version of Smooth."
-My Grandmother.
That is the most aggressive snare I've ever heard
Gotta give you props Neil, this version is superior to the original.
What I love about this song is that is sounds like it's being played on a half melted record
Thanks for the headache, I was having a good day and needed to be humbled
this makes the song sound like it's about a serial killer
It sounds like it was MADE BY a serial killer.
Jojos
@@connor48880 yeah, sorry, that's what i meant. like it's from the point of view of one
@@sleepCircle its autobiographical
Alright, who broke the Speak and Spell?
I did you fool, I now require appy juic
Buzz Lightyear slipped on some crayons on Andy's desk and landed on Mr. Spell. That's how he broke him...
Magnus Lindström, to be pedantic. I’m almost entirely certain he’s using Sonic Charge Bitspeek here
I did...
Smoush Math out of nowhere
same
it's not a neil mashup if it doesn't have smash mouth in it.
^thats a lie, Mouth Silence has no Smash Mouth at all - besides the easter eggs but they don't count.
Half of Mouth Moods doesn't either.
Smash Mouth by All Star
unironically really love this. like this is in my top 5 favorites in all of the mouth albums
B-17 Bomber
WATCH OUUT, FOR FLAK
Y O U G O T T A H O L E I N Y O U R R I G H T W I N G
Bee Seventeeen Bawwmmer
BOMB SQUAD
@@bobdeinterlace *YOU'LL NEVER DO IT IN TIME*
*THE CODE THE CODE DO YOU HAVE THE CODE*
In all seriousness, this is an absolute banger and my favorite track off the album.
This is the original song for me now - seriously, I actually find it super weird to hear the Santana version
... memes ruined me
Moony Moon no, they make you not ruin you, for them to ruin you it has to be negative
No, memes fix us all.
this isnt a meme, you fool, its art
I like to believe that making the face Neil does on the album cover is what made the vocals sound distorted like this.
Man this hits different. A whole mood fr
This is unironically a banger, holy shit.
Every time I listen to a Neil Cicierga song I haven't heard before I say "Surely he can't use Satana's Smooth in a completely new and equally mind blowing way as the last time" and every time I am wrong.
This sounds like a robot having a hell of a mental breakdown and i unironically love it lmao
i love the part at 3:56 so much it is just so good i can’t stop listening to it on repeat
the mashup between the distressingly desperate vocals in smooth and the slow glockenspiel notes just match up perfectly for me
This gives my inner darkness strength.
Update: My inner darkness materialized. I now have twin boys that have the same crazy look in their eyes and smiles on their faces as dear old dad. Plus the woman who was mad enough to marry me mixed into those boys. And let me tell you. I fear no human, but that woman scares the absolute Hell out of me.
Run.
Nine Inch Neils
At .75 speed, I get this mental image of this old robot/animatronic on the verge of breaking down from a melting hard drive. Sentient and desperate for a new lease on 'life', it warbles out a pained tune straight from its soul... only for some young punk-ass coming in, outright insulting Mr. Sad Robot-Man, and using some of his exposed wires to light a cheap cigarette and use him as a beer coaster, to which the robot continues to lament it's horrid existence, but has a bittersweet moment of still being "useful".
That's extremely morbid, wow.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Smooth flow sounds like how it should sound when it’s working
Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well, I hear you whispering and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You're my reason for reason
The step in my groove, yeah
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah
'Cause you're so smooth
Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
Well, I'll tell you one thing
If you would leave, it'd be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out, yeah
Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow
Turning you 'round and 'round
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah
'Cause you're so smooth
Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules, and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it, yeah
Or else forget about it
Oh, or else forget about it
Oh, let's don't forget about it
Give me your heart, make it real
Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah
Let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no
Oh, let's don't forget about it, oh no, no
Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no
Oh, let's don't forget about it
Yeah, yeah
Imagine if one of these songs samples become lost media and the only proof it exists is a mashup album made by the same guy who made a song about truck intercourse.
I've always wondered if Whang! is aware of Neil
@@smorrowwho's whang I have the brain of a rare pink deep sea goldfish that doesn't exist
man i love 100 gecs
hits different when you’re desperately trying not to throw up
It's like someone took the soundtrack to my middle school years, and dissolved it in acetone on a windowsill...
"Danmit Alphys! Dont spill determination on my music!"
-probably neil when this monstrosity of glory was created
guy that only plays undertale: getting real undertale vibes from this
@@serket8oard Less undertale vibes, more a reference to the amalgamations in undertale and how this song is an amalgamation of various music, as well as melt being in the title.
ok i’m mad that i actually like this even though it sounds like shredding a chalkboard with a cheese grater
eewww shut up past me i didnt wanna imagine that
After a few times this just becomes normal. I imagine this is what stockholm syndrome feels like. I know that this should hurt my ears but I kinda dig it. Is there something wrong with me? I don't know.
While writing this comment, I faintly remembered that All Star should appear somewhere in the song. I thought I was ready for it, but when it actually arrived, it still hit as hard as it would the first time.
It sounds like Spongebob singing All Star, there. Spooky.
The hell are you talking abou
The bit where All Star plays, the way the audio is manipulated it sorta sounds like Spongebob's voice singing it. You know, the higher-pitched nasal character voiced by Tom Kenny?
Know your memes, broh.
+Danklin D. Roosevelt oh geez you're right
omg you are right it sounds like spongebob singing kinda like in spongebob songs
piff why are you everywhere
This song became muuuuuch better. It's like Nine Inch Nails Rob Thomas. Thomas should seriously consider a change of genre.
Twenty Inch Matchboxes.
Nine Inch Neils
Seven Inch Sun
F L A T L I N E
I'm the bomb. I'm a bomb. I at least own some bombs.
Feels nice to not be alone on this.
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Makes me feel in the mood for a little fruit salad...
the music when you get struck by lightning in mario kart: 2:11
at a certain point smash mouth all star begins feeling like an old friend who keeps breaking into your house to steal the food out of your fridge
i like to listen to this song when i need to get out of class. it induces headaches so i can leave without lying
Hearing this for the first time in total pitch black is the scariest fucking thing thats ever happened to me
This is it.
The definitive version of Smooth.
There can be no other versions.
This is the one and only
Favorite track on this album
Oh no! Santana became too smooth and melted
this feels like going to school when you’re sick to me and i can’t explain it