Whoever is reading this. You’re amazing 💕 My mom said if i hit 100 likes on my recent video and 50subs I’ll get a new computer so i can make better contents help 😞
I have found diego one week ago, and i was so sad when i saw that the clips were from 4 years ago. Now i know you promised to upload a video every Monday... And it is the best thing that happened to the internet in 2020.
I don't know what party Diego picked to go to but if there's no one in the line behind him I wouldn't want to know who exactly is having this secret party but knowing him...
@@Kuryux Ey there are always some already drunk dudes that got kicked out of one club trying to get in another to enjoy rest of the night, you are right too tho, but I think that the party was just not lit enough XD.
As someone whose worked as a Bouncer at nightclubs, in the UK, ive never enforced a guest list. Most clubs that i worked at didn't even have one. We only enforced a dress code or assessed if people were too drunk to get in.
“What if I told you I know the guy who makes the laws”
“What” 😂
Don’t judge him, he’s full of surprises
Haha 😂
he did moderate the debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. He obviously knows some people
"Ill wait".
he need to make a part 2
"Call him. I'll wait." Wow, he is really taking his luck to the max.
Are those people really knew Diego or what? I don't understand
@@lifestylewithshey1322 I genuinely do not know
I think they knew, he is Diego don't understimated him
@@JLZA1725 True dat
Nat 20
“Call who to verify it?”
“The owner, Tommy”
“Oh Tommy!”
If this is not big brain, I don’t know what is
Hehee
Scammers actually do that and ppl fall for it!
🤣🤣🤣1000iq
666 likes
Hes too powerful to be left alive!
These videos have been the highlight of my 2020
Ok
Lol! Good one!😆😂👏👍✨
U like dbs hmm
They really have been
Damn didn't expect the best dbtuber to be here lol
“One time we did this thing and everybody was like damn that crazy
😂😂😂
Wow*
All of my stories in a nutshell
@@shilohwhiz3203 same...
Are those people really knew Diego or what? I don't understand
Diego come around.
Hey gameomat, what brings you to these parts?
“Are you on the guest list?”
“...sure.”
“What’s your name?”
“Justin Bieber.”
😂😂
Lol
Man if justin bieber was on my list my career would be over
What?
Is it too late to say sorry now
Am Beyonce
@@inviolatawesonga9612 wdym
You just can't with Diego.
He hilarious as fuck.
Thanks Rudy for making diego.
He's become a part of my life now.
This is the only thing I like about Monday’s
So true ..
Ikr
True
Its Tuesday where I am
hey! it's you again.
So that’s how Diego is able to afford so much Tequila, he knows the guy that makes it lmao
Yea it’s his cousin
@@Binkbink2juan
When the guy on the phone repeated:'' one time we did this thing at this place, and it was hilarious'' I died☠️😭
Are those people really knew Diego or what? I don't understand
Then who is typing from your account?
ikr lmfaoooooooo
@@harrismazari5484 oof
RIP. Unless you a zombie!
The way the guy said "shit" after he told Diego the owner's name made my day 😆😆😆
I watched this guy for years and still is funny
Whoever is reading this. You’re amazing 💕
My mom said if i hit 100 likes on my recent video and 50subs I’ll get a new computer so i can make better contents help 😞
@@NAXTYdid I ask?
Yes
Same I still watch him
Same
I started dieing when he said “I’ll wait” after claiming he knows the guy who makes the laws.
dying :)
People who don’t subscribe:
Diego: What if I told you I knew the CEO of RUclips...
I have to call him to verify it
@@momenmostafa1267 gotta guy here names diego says he knows you
@@salvationanimationstudio oh yeah diego we go way back one time we did this thing at this place and people liked it
@@siyabongamange9107 So can You Subscribe...Please...
He don't give a shit!
Fun fact: Not all fun facts are created equal. Some fun facts are more fun than others, while other fun facts are less fun
Diego good, Benita bad!
"What if I told you I know the guy who ___"
As a hispanic, I can confirm this is the most accurate thing ever 😂
Right? Ww sure do know how to make good connections 😁😁😁
At least in Mexico it is all about having the right connections aka palancas.
Some times you don't even have to try, those are the best ones
Dude i not even funny, my family knows everyone
You are too young to be on here sweetie maybe watch some colins key or something else,
“One time we did this thing at this place and it was hilarious” what a great story
"100 dollars to get it"
"Is this Disneyland?"
Omg 🤣🤣
At least if it was Disneyland, you would be a lot more likely to have something soft and cuddly under your arm when you left.
“One time we did this thing at this place and it was hilarious”
One time I watched this video at this place and it was hilarious” 😂
Are those people really knew Diego or what? I don't understand
“We go way back.”
How far back Diego? How OLD are you dude.
About 2...3...75 years old
I can't believe a channel like this is not one of the biggest channels on RUclips, you're so talented and funny man, and Diego deserves a movie
One time we did this thing at this place, and everyone was like “wow thats crazy”
Good thing you're here. I totally missed that part
Yeah, we watched the same video.
Thank god for this, I’m blind and deaf. Had no clue what was going on thanks(I’m an atheist btw)
"You can't get in"
"What if I told you that I know Diego, would you let me in"
Diego is the most truthful man alive.
Except when his wife is around
I don’t know how Diego got in my feed but this dude has the driest humor in the world. It’s so mildly hilarious. Love it!
Man I can’t believe he knows literally everyone
I know right, especially because hes a puppet 🙃
@@nadzyea9780 uhmmm, you do know that this is a joke right?
Everyone knows a Diego.
Mexicans got connections, man.
Diego & I go way back!
This one time, we were at this place, and saw this thing, and everyone was like, "whoa!"
“what if i told you i know the guy who makes the laws.”😂😂
As a club bouncer I done this sooo many times and also did the “fee” lmfao.
I have found diego one week ago, and i was so sad when i saw that the clips were from 4 years ago. Now i know you promised to upload a video every Monday... And it is the best thing that happened to the internet in 2020.
This small video is funnier than most comedy movies out there..Diego character is so well thought out..kudos..🤣🤣
"And thats how i ended up on the phone with the president"
I have officially binge watched all of these videos😂These are just too good
Same here and I laugh hard every time
You ever look at a comment and think "Damn I wish I thought of that".
hey search for “chill yall” on RUclips i bet it’s worth your time
Yea lol
Yep
U r the first comment
All the time
Lesson Of This Video : Diego Knows EVERYONE and EVERYTHING
we all know what drink hes gonna get tho
Water.
If they are closed then it's likely past last call. It's not what he wants, but it's what he'll get lol
@@tehnemox He'd probably ask if the water is alcoholic 😅
It's not a surprise that Diego knows everyone,the surprise is that he didn't say tequila
I don't know what party Diego picked to go to but if there's no one in the line behind him I wouldn't want to know who exactly is having this secret party but knowing him...
This. If there’s no line or folks outside at all, club is gonna be wack
@@galacticcactus5530 It is what it is. Listen to this guy, he's smart.
Welp, he is getting in when its closing, so...
@@Kuryux Ey there are always some already drunk dudes that got kicked out of one club trying to get in another to enjoy rest of the night, you are right too tho, but I think that the party was just not lit enough XD.
I'm binge watching these videos since last week, Diego is my new spirit animal
"What's your name?"
"Justin Bieber"
"What?"
"Beyonce"
What’s your name?
copied comment
so simple yet hilarious. your channel should have so many multiple more subscribers.
We did that thing at this place
And it was hilarious 😂
"Call who to verify it ?"
" Tommy".
Clever 😂
My boy Diego got that Jedi Mind Tricks power. Hahaha THIS IS A 10/10 IN MY BOOKS
This thing, at this place, hilarious.
When you just really need to go clubbing 😂
This guy bloody smacks it, the puppets have not expressions but yet the way he talk make it bloody amazing, he should get his own tv show...
He pulled a uno reverse asking for his name
Diegos last line always kill the entire conversation....literally good😍😍
I wish i had so many high-profile friends like that 😅😅😅
Diego is the definition of "I know a guy".
One time we did this thing at one place it was hilarious 😂
This guys sense of humor is so good😂❤
Man tryin get in then it gets closed 😂
Diego never ceases to amuse me! 😂
Diego: Who says that I'm not of the vip list
Guy: well are you one the list
Diego: what list
Guy:the VIP list
Diego: Oh so there is another list now 😂
Where is your weekly video diego...do I need to get you some all natural fresh pressed tequila😂
That's crazy that they actually acted like they know him lol
XD
XD
Every one of these videos has me rolling!! Keep this shit up man, the world needs laughs like this!
I wanted to watch this, but I'm not on the guest list....
What if I told you I know the person who makes the guest list? Call them, I’ll wait.
@@rebeltexan2814 who? Bob?
@@The7thAdam yes I know Bob.
@@rebeltexan2814 you expect me to believe you know Bob!?
@@The7thAdam call him. We watch those crazy videos all the time and we would comment on that one RUclips channel.
This man has connections with everyone. 💀
One time we did this thing at this place and it was hilarious.. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Thank you Diego for helping me get thru 2020. It was a tough year
I found Diego during quarantine and I've now watched just about every video🤣 but the "I'll wait" at the end
"oh yeah i remember diego! we did this thing... at this place... it was hilarious"
Keep making unlimited Diego videos we all love it 😂😂
Diego's show is now on my Monday-to-do list.
Tommy from Power actually said "We did a thing at this place and it's hilarious."
Diego is well connected from that thing he does
This is the only reason why love Mondays
Me to
"what if I told you I knew the guy who made the laws"💀💀💀
Nah bro Diego got gods phone number as well💀😂
Can we just take a moment to apreciate how well made the backgrounds are?
As someone whose worked as a Bouncer at nightclubs, in the UK, ive never enforced a guest list. Most clubs that i worked at didn't even have one. We only enforced a dress code or assessed if people were too drunk to get in.
“What’s your name”
“Justin Bieber”
Hahahahaaaaa
Then he follows up with "Beyonce"🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣👌🏾
I fell down this rabbit hole of a channel and it's awesome!!! I've been laughing so hard...
Diego is the reason I wait for Mondays
Diego: "I have resources"
**drinks tequila**
Diego's got a lot of connections
On time we did this thing at a place and it was hilarious
Me: DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
Making everyone mondays a whole lot better
The purpose of thier emotions never change i love your pupets
"What if I told you I know the guy who makes the laws"
"What"
"We made a law and everyone had to follow it" 😂😂
1:14 the best part 😂
"Justin Bieber"😂😂
Diego could solve the even world hunger
Puppets just make everything better!!! 🤣😂😄
This was uploaded on my birthday! YES
One time Me and Diego did this thing, at this place, and it was hilarious
Come on bro my wife's sleeping.. you can't be making me bust out loud laughing like this lolol 🤣
I want diego in my life 😂
I can now say "one time i watched this video like at this place and it was pretty funny"
Always killing it keep it up Diego.
42/81 so far of binge watching the funniest collection
No views, 144 likes. RUclips was drinking some tequila with Diego.
The dialogue is incredible. Love the Rockin beat in the background😝
"What if I told you I know the guy who makes the laws"
"What?"
"Call him"
I'm dead 🤣🤣
Finally Diego gets angry after all and missed the club and tequila 😂😜
I can’t wait for the next one! I’ll wait! 😂
0:30 genius