Monologue: Dueling Grandpas | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
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  • @JazzyJeffRealTalk
    @JazzyJeffRealTalk 3 года назад +143

    “Lindsey Graham is in charge of the music” 🤣🤣

    • @blackawana
      @blackawana 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂👍

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 3 года назад +5

      Lindsey GAYem!!!

    • @timshelton5120
      @timshelton5120 3 года назад +5

      And McConnell does the choreography

    • @beccabunxh2949
      @beccabunxh2949 3 года назад +1

      Notice the overuse /repeating of "actually", "basically", "obviously" by TV talking heads? Learn more about the reasons and about a well funded hate /smear campaign @ facebook.com/ColePhoenixWolvesforHire -- Allegedly -- A similar NBC News 20/20 story can be found here, on RUclips (Organized Stalking in Hubbard, Ohio.)

  • @xkcman
    @xkcman 3 года назад +140

    Ive never had a bad nightmare as bad as being awake for the last 4 years.

    • @AnthonyChinaski
      @AnthonyChinaski 3 года назад +7

      I thought I just slipped into a different timeline in 2016. Fuck this parralel universe

    • @liisavarhalla6348
      @liisavarhalla6348 3 года назад +5

      AMEN!!!!

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 3 года назад +1

      I know. You’re not alone.

    • @TheBaptist07
      @TheBaptist07 3 года назад +3

      Ur life hasn’t changed at all probably. Liberals are so dramatic lol

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 3 года назад +5

      @@TheBaptist07 you’ve got to be kidding. OR you’re a Russian bot. I’m thinking Russian bot as we in the U.S. are living a nightmare that hopefully soon will be over.

  • @anilhanagud
    @anilhanagud 3 года назад +435

    "If you want to make Mike Pence nervous, stare at his fly" Brilliant!!

    • @berriwine
      @berriwine 3 года назад +8

      Ani Hanagud 🙄... cracked me up 😅😂.

    • @TipOfAfrica0010
      @TipOfAfrica0010 3 года назад +8

      Lol....I also suggest make him stand next to a woman when his wife is not around...

    • @underworld7148
      @underworld7148 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/g3Z-_RmzxYM/видео.html

    • @skandakumar2457
      @skandakumar2457 3 года назад +1

      you do realise if joe wins india will be sanctioned and the it industry that landed you in usa will be annihilated right? dems are anti Hindu

    • @anilhanagud
      @anilhanagud 3 года назад +18

      @@skandakumar2457 who said I'm in the US? And, did the IT industry in India die during the 8 years of Obama?

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 года назад +833

    “You’re the president you’re not someone’s crazy uncle”.. He's the crazy uncle! His niece wrote the book!😆😁😂

    • @pancakemogul
      @pancakemogul 3 года назад +7

      Yes, Bill says that @2:12

    • @fred5399
      @fred5399 3 года назад +5

      That's the line of this campaign

    • @rudyjimenez1689
      @rudyjimenez1689 3 года назад +3

      The Toucan and his imbecil moron audience.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 3 года назад +13

      Al Psychology is pseudo science? 😂 Are you a scientologist?

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 3 года назад +5

      that's FAKE NEWS! He is the crazy grandpa! Not uncle

  • @cajunchampagne2469
    @cajunchampagne2469 3 года назад +228

    "who passes out on crack?" I'm dying here. lol

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 3 года назад +2

      Hunter biden where ever he is right now: *SNIFF did someone say crack

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 3 года назад +1

      cajun: These days sometimes it gets cut with fentanyl, which is a much stronger narcotic than heroin.

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 3 года назад

      @ME Rivera that's not truetrump maga awesome(nah I'm just playing) I dislike them both Im not voting biden or trump can't support a segargationist racist go 3rd party

    • @underworld7148
      @underworld7148 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/g3Z-_RmzxYM/видео.html

    • @defiant4761
      @defiant4761 3 года назад

      Emblemed fate green?

  • @misterbill2
    @misterbill2 3 года назад +150

    I own a computer repair business and if anyone working for me read a customers email I would fire them and report them to the authorities for privacy violation.

    • @ZarathosDarkblade
      @ZarathosDarkblade 3 года назад +7

      The computer was abandon for a long period. Legally the computer belonged to the repair shop. Before you say that's not a law please review law in Delaware, the state the repair occurred. Also......according to the tone my assumption is that bill here does not believe you own a repair shop.....laughs at the notion that your business exists.

    • @misterbill2
      @misterbill2 3 года назад +5

      @@ZarathosDarkblade As with most states abandonment laws kick in after 5 years. For any time shorter you need to contact the person and get permission to either recycle of up-cycle the computer. If the computer shop did not have a name, address and phone number, thus just waited for the man to return; well they aren't much of a business. Also, even if the customer gives permission to keep the computer in anyway that does not give permission to look at all of their emails.

    • @misterbill2
      @misterbill2 3 года назад +1

      @Matthew Huszarik I'm an independent and know stupid people of all demographics including Republican and Democratic. I don't know many that understand the Political Matix. www.politicalcompass.org/

    • @ZarathosDarkblade
      @ZarathosDarkblade 3 года назад +1

      @@misterbill2 I'm from Texas and we can take your CAR after 60 days. Including everything you left in it. It's not abandoned, its services rendered without payment. I imagine there was contact information collected but you ever try to get what you're owed from a crack head?

    • @misterbill2
      @misterbill2 3 года назад +3

      @@ZarathosDarkblade You are referring to Texas laws concerning tenant abandonment laws. For other property abandonment they person/customer must be contacted and given the opportunity to reclaim. This can include up to sending certified mail and waiting for it to return as deliverable.

  • @ayusharyal5877
    @ayusharyal5877 3 года назад +38

    "Blind technician read the emails." Only Guiliani can come up with that!!

    • @sunflower9611
      @sunflower9611 3 года назад +1

      My BLIND mother worked for almost 40 years as a computer programmer. No joke. She used Jaws a program that reads what is on the screen and a device that created a refreshing braille display.

    • @markdichter
      @markdichter 3 года назад

      Prior to some eye surgery, I was legally blind, but thick glasses gave me 20-20 vision. Legally blind is not what people think it means.

  • @lawrencemckeon6802
    @lawrencemckeon6802 3 года назад +267

    "If you want to make Mike Pence nervous, stare at his fly." LOL

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 3 года назад +11

      Bill's best line this YEAR!

    • @kevink.7597
      @kevink.7597 3 года назад +4

      @@thesoundsmith Benedict Donald and ilk are looking for a way to Russia and asylum with big pimp'n Putin.
      😾🤳🍊🐷🤡➕🥗〰➰〰😨🤢🤮😱🥶💀☠⚰⚰⚰🥀

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil 3 года назад +5

      Bill is so good, i had to watch this twice to get all the jokes.

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha 🙃

    • @ediestephenson
      @ediestephenson 3 года назад +6

      Black flies matter.

  • @fredfernandez536
    @fredfernandez536 3 года назад +78

    I loved the joke about Trump ending his rallies with the song "YMCA - A gay anthem about hooking up at the Y ". "This tells me two things: Trump doesn't know what the song is about, and Lindsey Graham is in charge of the music"!
    Brill!

  • @kiki19822
    @kiki19822 3 года назад +56

    A fly goes into a debate and says, "Is this stool taken?"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +139

    "Suburban women.. please like me!" is just Donnie stealing Jeb's "Please clap..."
    And it worked out about as well.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 3 года назад +13

      I had forgotten about the “please clap”. So cringe!!

  • @meervi77
    @meervi77 3 года назад +19

    GOP in Florida Requested and were granted a second inspection of signatures. How petty Republications are and how committed they are to voter suppression.

  • @amandal3529
    @amandal3529 3 года назад +32

    This is the correct way to learn what’s going on in the US in the past 4 years.

    • @griftermediaco7023
      @griftermediaco7023 3 года назад +1

      I really appreciate how aggressive he is as a Liberal. We need more Progressives/Liberals like him.

    • @howwrongwewere
      @howwrongwewere 3 года назад +2

      With the state of our news media, it's really the only way 😕

  • @ggall001
    @ggall001 3 года назад +172

    Just a friendly reminder:
    A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away the orange pumkin(g)! VOTE!!!

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +5

      🖐️🇺🇸🖐️🇺🇸🖐️😷🖐️✌️🇺🇸

    • @mallon201
      @mallon201 3 года назад +7

      That big fat pumpkin started rotting a long time ago.

    • @roseandrade2114
      @roseandrade2114 3 года назад +2

      Love it!!! BLUE 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @limehouseblues
      @limehouseblues 3 года назад +1

      another orange man bad joke----stunning. brave.

    • @hepwo91222
      @hepwo91222 3 года назад +1

      Replace the pumpkin for a corrupt senile globalist is not much of an option.

  • @cc1k435
    @cc1k435 3 года назад +65

    It's YMCA and Fortunate Son they keep playing, a song about the sort of guys who can get out of the draft.

    • @stevenjeffrey4637
      @stevenjeffrey4637 3 года назад

      Biden received 5 deferments for the draft. One was for him having asthma, even though he played high school football and was a lifeguard,...ask Cornpop!

    • @geol1936
      @geol1936 3 года назад +16

      @@stevenjeffrey4637 I'll see you Trump's 5 deferments, 3 affairs alone while married, federal fraud while applying for RE loans, defrauding university students, and double down with Hatch Act violations and obstruction of justice!

    • @juliering6653
      @juliering6653 3 года назад

      @@stevenjeffrey4637 So what?

    • @stevenjeffrey4637
      @stevenjeffrey4637 3 года назад

      @@geol1936 Yeah,..I am sure we can both come up with long lists of shortcoming, failures, and mistakes on both of these guys,..and that is my point,.one is not much better than the other. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of people calling Trump a draft dodger when Biden is as well.

    • @norawright807
      @norawright807 3 года назад

      Mmm...
      .m..m..mmmmmm.mmmm.m...m
      ..m...Mmm.m.
      .......
      ,? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @jaygray7102
    @jaygray7102 3 года назад +36

    When just about every other artist has threatened to sue trump for playing their music without their permission....trump ends up at the YMCA

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 3 года назад +36

    He was on NBC and he was on ABC and I was on THC 😂😂🤣PRICELESS

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +3

      🇺🇸🖐️😷🖐️😆✌️

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 года назад

      Bill Maher needs to shut up about weed. The US legalized "Marihuana" to make equipment for the military during World War II: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682
      ruclips.net/video/bIxFhYVv_Gk/видео.html
      Legalizing "Marihuana" now will make PPE for hospital staff during a pandemic, and stop climate change:
      crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/RL/RL32725
      www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652
      www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3174
      Will Bill Maher ever use his platform to explain this to the public? No, it doesn't appear likely. That's why Bill Maher needs to shut up about weed.

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 3 года назад +1

      @@Marijuanifornia Omgosh go away! You're a buzz kill and I don't even smoke

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 3 года назад

      @AmplifiedSilence I'll say this.. I don't smoke myself but I have NEVER EVER EVER seen on the news, heard anyone walking the streets say, they are going to harm someone for a joint! Bruh, you can find the change to get one in your couch lol.. I don't like the smell but never had a negative reaction with someone high and I'm 43! I mean I've tried it dozens of times but it literally hates me!! Lol.. I surpass hungry and happy and please out within 7mins!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 года назад

      @@Swnsasy Even the people who work in the Cannabis industry have never heard of weed being legalized to fight the Nazis.
      That's an important fact, since the US would've lost the war without weed and then everything that we know now would not exist.
      If you really want a "buzz kill", think about all of the people who have been beaten or shot by the cops over some weed in the war on drugs, and then understand that we're actually not a free country if our government is killing us over the same thing that saved us.
      ruclips.net/video/71FveedEmkg/видео.html

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 3 года назад +52

    Let's make him a *1-term president.*

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +3

      Help!!!!,🇺🇸,Vote,Please help save us!🇺🇸

    • @GWhizard
      @GWhizard 3 года назад

      But, at least he'll go down as a President...

    • @GWhizard
      @GWhizard 3 года назад

      @shawn hughes I think he should get 3 terms and a presidential star ship.

    • @GWhizard
      @GWhizard 3 года назад

      @shawn hughes I know. That was tongue-in-cheek. Don Jr. has been chanted "46!" What're they going to do with Pence?

    • @pegbradley1991
      @pegbradley1991 3 года назад

      @shawn hughes he's been an "ASS" all his miserable life. Be very very careful what you say here online.

  • @DamirMohamed46
    @DamirMohamed46 3 года назад +5

    It's "Best crazy uncle", Bill. 🤣🤣

  • @samanthaedward1557
    @samanthaedward1557 3 года назад +43

    Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🎂
    When will Americans learn ?

  • @Kuid4or3
    @Kuid4or3 3 года назад +19

    "sooo you wanna repair laptops?"
    "Yes"
    "Any experience or skills?"
    "I'm blind"
    "Great! Start tomorrow!"

    • @andreivaliev3196
      @andreivaliev3196 3 года назад

      gaming with kev

    • @Lucas-ix8bg
      @Lucas-ix8bg 3 года назад

      Hunter : Blind? Great

    • @WytherianDesireeJoy
      @WytherianDesireeJoy 3 года назад +1

      My sister is legally blind, owned and operated a computer repair shop and was the first person to complete an A+ certification in our county. know it's just a joke, just thought I'd throw that out there. There's a huge difference between legally blind and totally blind.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +157

    100% chance that the laptop, and everything in it comes straight out of one of those Russian troll farm's IT dept.

    • @marksullivan2978
      @marksullivan2978 3 года назад +2

      NO.

    • @michealmcneal2259
      @michealmcneal2259 3 года назад +19

      Rudy should be arrested for treason against America. Hes literally helping Russia (as a russuan asset ) undermine the democracy.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 3 года назад +8

      *2016: Hillary's emails*
      *2020: Hunter Biden's emails*
      (Fun fact: I didn't have to type in the word "emails" -- autocorrect suggested it after I typed in each name 🤦‍♂️)

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +2

      Yessss 🖐️👍

    • @tjk3430
      @tjk3430 3 года назад +2

      @NATHEN MARTIN fbi took a year to investigate Hillary's emails. They often sit on things before the public is notified. Doesn't mean they're politically biased.

  • @madeucedancinclub2452
    @madeucedancinclub2452 3 года назад +1

    MAHER IS MUCH LIKE A HOOKER WITH A RUNNY NOSE , FULL . . THAT'S SO FUNNY I HAD TO LAUGH TWICE

  • @vipy4309
    @vipy4309 3 года назад +31

    Bill is the only man I hear that doesn't sound like he's trying to sell me something. What makes him so damn funny is he's telling the truth, no political bullshit.

    • @kanezwilliams8211
      @kanezwilliams8211 3 года назад +2

      You sum up what I couldn't have described myself.

    • @vipy4309
      @vipy4309 3 года назад +1

      @@kanezwilliams8211 a lot of people know the truth is funnier than lies. Glad I could write down what most of bill's viewers think.

    • @cole310
      @cole310 3 года назад

      Bill is a hack

    • @dalemmmm
      @dalemmmm 2 года назад

      This aged beautifully liberaltard

  • @stevewisdom3447
    @stevewisdom3447 3 года назад +18

    Let’s not talk down Good Grandpa we want Biden to Win and people going to the polls enthusiastically!!!!Thank You Bill, Love the show

  • @MBihon2000
    @MBihon2000 3 года назад +11

    A legally blind computer repairman found a "defective" laptop at a recycling center and found out the incriminating e-mails about Hunter Biden!? Sounds like "Family Guy" episode of Peter Griffin.

  • @kokolanza7543
    @kokolanza7543 3 года назад +2

    Best Bill Maher I've seen in a long time. Good to hear!

  • @MacKobza
    @MacKobza 3 года назад +74

    It’s hard to compare Donny’s insane act to anything else. So I’ll take good grandpa any day.

    • @everettsykes1774
      @everettsykes1774 3 года назад

      Senile Joe is far from good.
      But then again maybe you just like crime families that specialize in extortion.

    • @scottgrohs5940
      @scottgrohs5940 3 года назад

      I don’t think he voted for Donald Trump, dude.

  • @mr.painfultruth2771
    @mr.painfultruth2771 3 года назад +240

    Trump isn't a "disrupter". He's an idiot, driving us off a cliff

    • @Black_Caucus
      @Black_Caucus 3 года назад +5

      @TripleHerbals Unless you make a few hundred thousand dollars a year, you are objectively worse off than you were four years ago or you are lying. The economic data and numbers don't lie.

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +1

      Biden'll sell you to China first.

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +1

      Thank you!🖐️😷🖐️🇺🇸😆

    • @stevena.7022
      @stevena.7022 3 года назад

      Well that really shakes up traffic. Plus eventually, all those crushed cars at the bottom of the ravine will form a bridge.

    • @karendalelinduff9945
      @karendalelinduff9945 3 года назад +2

      Mr. painful Truth Trump is crazy like dangerous and out of control crazy! I do not trust Donald Trump because his back is up against the wall he built out of his crimes and lies against America and his TREASON THAT IS DESTROYING OUR REPUTATION IN THIS WORLD! TRUMP IS THE MOST SELFISH MAN ALONG WITH THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD 🌎 As Mary Trump has warned us and since She is is Niece a LICENSED PHYCOLOGIST WHO IS TRAINED AND UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL IN HIS FAMILY SHE TOLD US IN HER BOOK 📖 “TOO MUCH BUT NEVER ENOUGH “, STATING HE IS DANGEROUS AND EVIL 😈! WE MUST GET RID OF TRUMP BY PUTTING HIM IN A PLACE TO PROTECT OUR COUNTRY AND OUR DEMOCRACY AND PEOPLE OF AMERICA! SOS

  • @santemedical6802
    @santemedical6802 3 года назад +131

    The Taliban endorsed Trump for president. I guess Trump would say:
    '' The Taliban love me and I love them more. I get along with the Taliban and they get along with me. The Taliban say great things about me and I say great things about them, Allahu Akbar! and Muhammad( peace be upon him) was a billionaire!... The Taliban are beautiful people, tough people, great people, smart cookies, tremendous warriors the likes of which the world has never seen before.
    Keep America great!
    Make the Taliban great again!"

    • @SoulfulVeg
      @SoulfulVeg 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @osslv
      @osslv 3 года назад +2

      You know that was a debunked story, it shows the level of deceit media plays on people.

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 3 года назад +5

      Great post😆.

    • @robothunter1035
      @robothunter1035 3 года назад +1

      Strongly funny, SIR!

    • @COLDB33R
      @COLDB33R 3 года назад +5

      "I saw this Taliban fighter, big guy, tough guy.. ..and he was crying. Yep, bawling his eyes out because he was so happy that I'm president. I just wanted to kiss him."
      ~ said nobody, ever.

  • @peterheywood7453
    @peterheywood7453 3 года назад +2

    Once again, brilliant bill.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 3 года назад +1

    Bill Maher is the best of the best !!!

  • @eklim2034
    @eklim2034 3 года назад +108

    Trump: "Biden is old (3 years diff)"
    Trump: "I am older than Melania only by a little bit (30 yeard diff)"
    Trump's theory of time dilation

    • @greenbrain8725
      @greenbrain8725 3 года назад +1

      He’s from 1946 and she’s from 1970. So, 24 years.

    • @kingmichaelthelastwarrior
      @kingmichaelthelastwarrior 3 года назад

      trump: “I’m very very young”

    • @pegbradley1991
      @pegbradley1991 3 года назад +3

      @@greenbrain8725 but he looks 50 yrs older and acts like an infant.

    • @greenbrain8725
      @greenbrain8725 3 года назад

      @@pegbradley1991 very true.

    • @hepwo91222
      @hepwo91222 3 года назад

      Biden is about to turn 78. So if he wins, he would be the age Trump would be if he leaves office after a second term. Biden would be starting his first term. Pretty silly to elect Biden and he is senile and compromised and corrupt.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 3 года назад +64

    YMCA is also how Trump supporters spell in the alphabet.

    • @HappyWolverine
      @HappyWolverine 3 года назад +1

      At least where not shills for the political establishment and supporters of authoratarian statists
      You sir are the rebel you think you are

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +1

      As opposed to LGBTQ

    • @alansmitheejr.
      @alansmitheejr. 3 года назад +7

      @@HappyWolverine Your spelling also needs to find a good alphabet.

    • @elmerfudd5193
      @elmerfudd5193 3 года назад +4

      No thats where they live after their trailors are repossessed

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад

      @@elmerfudd5193 Would you know Elmer the Safety Elephant (in the room) by any chance?

  • @AngelAndros7
    @AngelAndros7 3 года назад +2

    Ok the last part about the fly, that’s gold jerry gold!

  • @user-jc5jb6nv2k
    @user-jc5jb6nv2k 3 года назад +1

    Viva Bill Maher !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zebonautsmith1541
    @zebonautsmith1541 3 года назад +107

    The “laptop” is a Russian Operation through Crazy Rudy.

    • @atarileaf
      @atarileaf 3 года назад +7

      Time to change the tin foil in your hat

    • @balkanfalcon698
      @balkanfalcon698 3 года назад +9

      @75joev yet nobody is refuting that it's HIS laptop. His lawyer, as dumb as he might be, actually asked for the laptop back. Why request back something that isn't yours? Because it is!

    • @gallery7596
      @gallery7596 3 года назад +3

      Americans are basing their vote on Trump's handling of the covid crisis, and how many people are presently out of work. That's deciding the election, not Hunter Biden.

    • @jonver92
      @jonver92 3 года назад +1

      @@gallery7596 Americans don’t like corruption. Biden is the swamp

    • @philm.6113
      @philm.6113 3 года назад +3

      @@gallery7596 Obama's Administration was the Scandal-free presidency. That is exactly what CNN and MSNBC tell their viewers. Herd Stupidity at its best. The Obama administration and the Russian collusion hoax was created by them. NYPOST story about Hunter Biden? Coverage? CNN and MSNBC viewers are brainwashed by the Democratic Party's propaganda machines.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +140

    He's Our Crazy President... much harder to ignore at Thanksgiving.

    • @underworld7148
      @underworld7148 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/g3Z-_RmzxYM/видео.html

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 3 года назад +1

      Yes, if Trump wins, every American Thanskgiving will be Civil War without ebd.

  • @ChelseaATea
    @ChelseaATea 3 года назад +2

    Love you, Bill!

  • @debbiethompson14
    @debbiethompson14 3 года назад +1

    I LLLLOVE YOUR HAIR. THEWHITE GLARING. They must have read my mind... LOL. Keep that stylist they're FABULOUS!!!!

  • @robdahood439
    @robdahood439 3 года назад +225

    If you don’t feel like you’re living in a wacky world after 4 years of a trump presidency just think what it will be like if that wackadoodle wins another term 🤪

    • @johnpanagiotopoulos8539
      @johnpanagiotopoulos8539 3 года назад

      Another 6 thousand dollars of each family a year.

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +1

      - you a business tycoon?

    • @liljes34
      @liljes34 3 года назад +10

      @Starr Davis divorce his ass before it’s too late lol

    • @tjk3430
      @tjk3430 3 года назад +13

      It's a horrific thought. Can't imagine another 4 years of this.

    • @shobalmani1
      @shobalmani1 3 года назад +6

      We’ll have to build bigger asylums. And many of them. First we’ll all go nuts and then...

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 3 года назад +24

    Maher definitely is the funniest of the centrist, Democrat establishment comedians. 😂😂😂

    • @djeio
      @djeio 3 года назад +1

      Time for you to come to the center

    • @LeftIsBest001
      @LeftIsBest001 3 года назад +8

      @JSP-147 - It's funny you say that, since polling of the American public in general shows overwhelming support for progressive policies: Overwhelming support for Medicare, overwhelming support for gun control measures, overwhelming support for removing corporate money from politics, overwhelming support for action on climate change. Just check the polls and do some research. Americans are becoming more and more progressive every day. 👍

    • @shaneyd1986
      @shaneyd1986 3 года назад +1

      Most of the country are moderates. Progressives are not the future. I pray progressive get the limelight more so most voters can learn more of their insane policies.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 3 года назад +3

      @@shaneyd1986 Progressives are and have always been the future. Virtually every helpful thing we have in society today was fought for by progressives at one time or another. Including the end of slavery by the progressive Republican Party.

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 3 года назад +3

      @@shaneyd1986 - No, most of the country call themselves moderates. When you poll people issue for issue, most are surprisingly progressive.

  • @RUTHLESSambition5
    @RUTHLESSambition5 3 года назад +2

    That large belt buckles thing is true

  • @TerryComo2010
    @TerryComo2010 3 года назад +2

    Bill Maher: Genius at work!

  • @masatoindou1759
    @masatoindou1759 3 года назад +104

    i dunno, until I see proof this whole hunter thing just sounds like trump projection on steroids

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +4

      Crack.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 3 года назад +13

      Isn't it bs from Giuliani and Bannon?
      Who believes them?

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +11

      @@davidm5707 Tucker Carlson.

    • @bluecappy
      @bluecappy 3 года назад +17

      Even if by some crazy chance it's all true, what does it matter??? I'd still vote for the crack pipe over trump. Who gives a shit what his son did? Get him help. Meanwhile trumps little grifter leeches are bleeding the country dry. Let's talk about that.

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +6

      @@bluecappy Let's.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 3 года назад +99

    Trump is NOT on bath salts. He is, however, on Corta-steroids, which is also a drug that causes insanity. Seriously.

    • @midknight
      @midknight 3 года назад +6

      According to Trump’s leaky nose, he’s probably on something else too

    • @Bruce-vq7ni
      @Bruce-vq7ni 3 года назад +8

      That steriod after about 10 days also cause's a serious burning itch around the anus. (We Hope)

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 3 года назад +5

      So that's how he is going to avoid jail time...plead insanity.

    • @olabaranska285
      @olabaranska285 3 года назад +6

      I took that streroid a couple of years ago for a few weeks. I didn't behave anything like that. Seriously I called people to ask, when I saw Trump going off the rails. The steroids making you THAT unwell is a rare side effect. I honestly think his default state is being mentally unstable.

    • @deborahmulkey1627
      @deborahmulkey1627 3 года назад +3

      Corticosteroids.

  • @57debraann
    @57debraann 3 года назад +1

    This is hilarious, Bill Maher is great.

  • @janetroldan6498
    @janetroldan6498 3 года назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤ Bill..he tells it like it is!😂

  • @beckymayfield8804
    @beckymayfield8804 3 года назад +3

    How much did it cost to tax-payers for 278 visits to golf course which Trump took since inauguration?
    141 millions!

  • @gardinselmer1005
    @gardinselmer1005 3 года назад +4

    This is so utterly insane it is beyond words.

    • @iamisaid2295
      @iamisaid2295 3 года назад

      well, if you bothered to fact check you'd realised even the cynical and often funny Bill Maher is spinning things for you. It's fine as entertainment but don't take this stuff as facts.

  • @joec1600
    @joec1600 3 года назад +2

    Man, I miss you so much,Bill, we need you!!! Thank you for the video!!! No bots allowed robots 🤖

  • @illssolution5720
    @illssolution5720 3 года назад

    Savanah really took Trump to task! She said to him what we've all been wanting someone to say. LOVED IT!

  • @anuragkaushik8562
    @anuragkaushik8562 3 года назад +8

    Bill Maher is a funny guy but he still just another brick in the wall.

  • @robertjackson8784
    @robertjackson8784 3 года назад +30

    This is a binary choice so as Steven Stills sang, “Love the One You’re With” and folks we are with Joe Biden. Vote!

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад

      (and if you cant be with the one you EFF honey) EFF the one you're with EFF the one you're with'

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +1

      🖐️🙃🖐️🇺🇸❣️🇺🇸❣️🇺🇸❣️

    • @janetlynnpaschall3969
      @janetlynnpaschall3969 3 года назад +1

      @ME Rivera 😆

    • @robertjackson8784
      @robertjackson8784 3 года назад

      @ME Rivera hahaha! You got me good

  • @brandondeck7863
    @brandondeck7863 3 года назад

    You funny brilliant man! Thank you again. Your witty brain makes my day.

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes 3 года назад +2

    "...and [Miss] Lindsey Graham is in charge of the music"....oh my god....I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

  • @fremontpathfinder8463
    @fremontpathfinder8463 3 года назад +5

    Maher always lifts my spirits. I just hope when Joe gets in there he fights!

  • @marksoquetjr4693
    @marksoquetjr4693 3 года назад +7

    Matlock was not on, in the 70s. Lol

  • @madeucedancinclub2452
    @madeucedancinclub2452 3 года назад +1

    KOYBE BRYANTS LAST WORDS " I'TS CHILLY IN HERE , TURN OFF THE CELING FAN " ,,,,, LOL LOL LOL ,,, THAT'S FUNNY BILL , LOL LOL LOL ,,,, GOT A BETTER ONE ?

  • @jamiljewelryllc3645
    @jamiljewelryllc3645 3 года назад

    Hahahahahahahaha OMG Bil is TRULY Hilarious .

  • @MartnCFdk
    @MartnCFdk 3 года назад +31

    Hey people in the States: when your president dances is when you reach peak populism. I'm from South America, we know a thing or two about that sort of things.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 3 года назад +3

    I take my computer to a shop for servicing. My most recent repair was two months ago.

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +1

      And they do go through your stuff.

  • @unggrabb
    @unggrabb 3 года назад +1

    Excellent. That there still are people out there supporting trump after these 4 years is mindboggling

  • @computerstar9883
    @computerstar9883 2 года назад

    OMG THIS MONOLOGUE HAD TO BE THE BEST!!! THE BLIND MAN FIXING THE COMPUTER

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 3 года назад +19

    You can't go anywhere with this Clown. - Biden on Trump during debate

  • @cajunchampagne2469
    @cajunchampagne2469 3 года назад +3

    Kafka-esque: 2020 in a nutshell.

  • @Blue_3rd
    @Blue_3rd 3 года назад

    THANK YOU for NOT clapping and screaming every few seconds. Last week was excruciating to listen to.

  • @s.ngiardes5321
    @s.ngiardes5321 3 года назад +1

    I love this dude 😂😍👍

  • @commonground5214
    @commonground5214 3 года назад +5

    I have known quite a few "crazy uncles" and one of them was mine. Mostly they were cool, so my problem with Trump is not that he's one too, but rather that he is cruel as well as being a liar, cheat, thief, bully, bigot, racist, misogynist, and an ignorant narcist to boot. Besides that he is ridiculed by our allies, surrounds himself with sycophants, has ridiculous hair and walks around with toilet paper on his shoe!, need I mention his "tan" He would be an endearing comedic sit com character but not in real life. In this reality he is a danger to us all.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 3 года назад +14

    Biden's all we got. VOTE!!!

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад +1

      Ya like rice dumplings?

    • @juliem540
      @juliem540 3 года назад

      @thought criminal Who'll be Veep then?

  • @davidraymond771lesh5
    @davidraymond771lesh5 3 года назад

    This clip is hilarious!!!😂

  • @lisatwitchell403
    @lisatwitchell403 3 года назад

    Best monologue in a long time. Thank you.

  • @Leslie58
    @Leslie58 3 года назад +3

    Drinking game! Take a shot every time Bill claps his hands together.

    • @duprestreet
      @duprestreet 3 года назад

      I’m distracted now

    • @Leslie58
      @Leslie58 3 года назад

      @@duprestreet 😂

    • @markdichter
      @markdichter 3 года назад +1

      And when Trump plays the air accordion.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +19

    It should be clear to most people that the only option is to vote for Biden & Harris. If this is not clear to you, seek medical help. You may be missing your brain...

    • @roxybolttarot3920
      @roxybolttarot3920 3 года назад +3

      You are correct happy Friday 💕

    • @skywalker35515653
      @skywalker35515653 3 года назад +3

      And thats why Trump wins again...

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 года назад +5

      @Pilot Forever You’re gonna get one or the other.

    • @hotrox2112
      @hotrox2112 3 года назад

      @@sunshine3914
      We will get the one this country desirves regardless. ..It's the best we can do anymore?
      "unruly behavior will not be tolerated"

    • @yuka-youtube
      @yuka-youtube 3 года назад

      yes they should have put tulsi gabbard for their win. it's a total mistake. especially harris is very wrong choice.

  • @javierg602
    @javierg602 3 года назад

    This shit is too funny, had to listen to it twice. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 года назад +2

    I guess Bill just throws away his broken computer and buys a new one

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 3 года назад +4

    I'm wondering if the real reason Bill left Hawaii was that he and his friends had smoked up all the weed in Oceania. Joking. We should all be just saying *NO!!!* to the values of our crazy-assed president.

  • @shepinchains1
    @shepinchains1 3 года назад +3

    Thank God for THC

  • @onemad.targaryen.rages.respect
    @onemad.targaryen.rages.respect 3 года назад

    LOL bruh this was great material. lol nice lol

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 3 года назад

    Smoked through the whole town hall too!😤

  • @joec1600
    @joec1600 3 года назад +3

    Lol 😂 the YMCA sung that trump play’s every event lol so true!!! No bots allowed robots 🤖

  • @brightfuture4234
    @brightfuture4234 3 года назад +4

    If they send anything about Hunter it's because trumps kids tried it! 🤣

  • @Dan16673
    @Dan16673 3 года назад +1

    Maybe incriminating emails? It's very straight forward

  • @longhorn7809
    @longhorn7809 Год назад +1

    " whose legs got caught in a fishing net "
    Half the time I almost want to cry
    The other half can't help but laugh
    Thank you Bill

  • @deborahthunderhawk5569
    @deborahthunderhawk5569 3 года назад +17

    I wondered why Trump played the YMCA song by the Village people, is Trump gay.

    • @rg7846
      @rg7846 3 года назад +1

      that would explain a lot

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 3 года назад +1

      Playing the YMCA says that that person must be gay? I don't see the connection.

    • @Spartakiss
      @Spartakiss 3 года назад +1

      Can't play anyone else's music without being sued

    • @deborahthunderhawk5569
      @deborahthunderhawk5569 3 года назад +1

      @@Spartakiss I know, did he get permission from the Village people?

    • @juliering6653
      @juliering6653 3 года назад +1

      @@RmcBlueSky Put it this way. If you were a company ceo, would you conduct a promotion to attract conservative, mature age investors with a gay anthem?

  • @sunflower9611
    @sunflower9611 3 года назад +3

    DEAR BILL: I’d like to introduce you to my mom who has been BLIND her whole life. She worked as a computer programmer for 40 years. Cool right? :) Hope you actually receive this comment. Keep up the good work.

    • @susella646
      @susella646 3 года назад

      This is really impressive!
      But I think there is a difference between a programmer and a technician.

  • @billturner8823
    @billturner8823 3 года назад +1

    Matlock was in the 80's and 90's.
    First episode date: March 3, 1986
    .
    Final episode date: May 7, 1995.

  • @marjoriedickinson380
    @marjoriedickinson380 3 года назад

    OMG .... I needed that

  • @Khyrid
    @Khyrid 3 года назад +3

    This is what the average person on the fence who never looks too deeply into things thinks.

  • @davidspence1404
    @davidspence1404 3 года назад +5

    Lindsay Graham most likely does set what the music is going to be - YMCA - but one thing you've got wrong, Bill - the Donald does indeed know what the music is about. Come on! He would hear it or very comparable while going carousing around with Ivana in midtown Manhattan forty, forty-plus years ago and the buddies he would have hang around him, still does, would harmonize just fine with what the lyrics are. Not to mention how the right-wing these days is preaching to us how gay inclusive, diverse they are. It is truly bizarre, but hardly at all evangelical.

    • @yuka-youtube
      @yuka-youtube 3 года назад

      yes, they are cult. and i am one of them, but somehow watch this show too.

  • @lspthrattan
    @lspthrattan 3 года назад +1

    Barrett couldn't even answer a simple question about the First Amendment.

  • @juandoe4934
    @juandoe4934 3 года назад +1

    Living the dream 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rudyjimenez1689
    @rudyjimenez1689 3 года назад +3

    BillyAudience a.k.a. Hyenas.

  • @backoff1000
    @backoff1000 3 года назад +11

    oh please, they shouldn't tell a story that even they themselves won't believe. Make a convincing story or a better joke next time. by the way, they should check their IQ before they wanna tell a story again.

  • @teresagunn1704
    @teresagunn1704 3 года назад +2

    BILL YOU THE MAN 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️

  • @SteelGhost_
    @SteelGhost_ 3 года назад +1

    Props for having the COURAGE to mention the emails. Even what we call "News" channels won't.

  • @elchefreedom5063
    @elchefreedom5063 3 года назад +3

    #trumpistheinfection

  • @raeannaroylance5401
    @raeannaroylance5401 3 года назад +4

    Bill has lost his comedic pacing/timing, or he’s off this episode.

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 3 года назад +1

    " if you want to make Mike Pence nervous, look at his fly! "

  • @jacintotorres9165
    @jacintotorres9165 3 года назад +1

    You something else bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅✅✅✅🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷