My tweet after Rudy Butt dial sung to 'Oh Ricky'; 🎶Oh, @RudyGiuliani you don't understand... You butt dial news networks as you plot & plan... Fill in more verses!...
I thoroughly approve of Katy Hill. It amuses me that conservatives seriously think they can take the moral high ground on...well, anything, ever again.
Left off the important part of the fact that some of the republicans asking to be let in were outside asking to be let in when they were already suppose to be there anyways. Its about optics.
@jude jackson no he didn't he just pointed out republicans are already apart of it he didn't specify the ones wanting to get in are the ones who can already get in
MD P..Oh yeah so high on himself “that would be the greatest first pitch in first pitch history! No other person, including any other President, could do such a thing! Tremendous ratings believe me! I guarantee it!”.. if I would talk like that nonstop I’d be sick constantly🤢🤧🤦♂️
@Logan Waltz With him.. it's an apt description with the extreme narcissism, lack of empathy skills and lack of impulsivity control, deflection of responsibility, not having ability to introspect or laugh at oneself, laughing but only to appear normal, having relationships but often unsuccessful as sociopaths only attempt relationships to appear assimilated into society.
Peter Green Bro you just started a movement! We must gather the troops! Victory is Ours. I'll make the T-shirts. Dismemberment to all who oppose us! Or at least Severe Name Calling Dommit!
@@chrismilton2695 Yeah great idea. Reminds me of that old joke about the gay Mafia. You cross them and they send a couple of fellas round to criticise your curtains.
Peter Green You know i wuz bullshittin, I just thought it was ironic right before I saw your post I saw 5,000 people at a baseball game wearing red, yelling "lock him up!"
Rudolph the New York lawyer, Had a very touchy phone. And when he sat upon it, Everyone could hear him moan. All of the other minions, Gathered at the big White House. They tried to stop poor Rudy, Changing from man to mouse. Then two hookers-- Kris and Eve Came by to get paid. Michael Cohen's got your cash; It all comes from Donald's stash. Nancy Pelosi speaks now. From her House on Cap'tal Hill. Trump is the Biggest Loser. He'll be impeached just like Bill.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. This instrument (Television/Internet/mass electronic distribution) can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference.” ― Edward R. Murrow
Thank you, Tim Boyle! The quote you gave, has never been more salient than now, with the grifter in chief and his deplorable family in the White House. How awful for the thinking populace of your country! 😥
Eagle Eye Are you a Trump supporter trying to suggest Biden is some sort of perverted person. Putting your hands on a child’s shoulders and smelling their sweet hair is not a perversion, but an outdated greeting and not understood today. It’s something an uncle or friend of the family might do upon greeting a teen of that height. Compare that to Trump on video from a store pushing a woman in a department store against a wall and shoving his nasty tongue into her mouth while he groped her. NO COMPARISON! Not to mention having gone to his wife’s Doctor and not liking the result of his current attempt at covering his impending baldness and attacking her with his fists.
We need to stop with the french, greek or latin terms for important concepts in society, because half of Americans are too dumb to understand the meaning of everyday English words let alone other languages. Quid Pro Quo should now be referred to by its meaning, "A favor for a favor"
@@jandrews6254 you're a year late d0uche. It took you that long to read my comment and understand words like, "to", "we", and "by". Thanks for proving my point dunce.
Here's what the Washington Post & NY Times should do in response, _until the election:_ 1. Remove their pay-walls on their online editions 2. Deliver their newspapers to the government *for free*
If the papers really wanna get back at him, do an expose on censorship and racism. Big letters on the front page with Donald at the center. With a side note of your 1st amendment rights
@HOD0R - if you report on a pile of crap, & that pile of crap keeps multiplying, as a media outlet you have little choice but to report on that pile of crap.
The two metaphors that stick, alluded to here: a 14 year old mean girl, in terms of depth, intellect, and temperament, and a mad king. Centuries ago in Europe when a king or queen died unexpectedly, sometimes, via bloodline, a dopey teenager or ~totally~ inappropriate other was thrust onto the throne, with disastrous results.
There was a King of France in the mid 900s, who was literally called "Charles the Simple". That's who Donald Trump reminds me of most. Charles the Simple is famous for, when being threatened by viking raiders from Scandinavia, he picked one that was powerful and gave him the entire Duchy of Normandy, if he would agree to fight against other vikings on France's behalf. It would be about 350 years before the Kings of France regained the power and authority that Charles the Simple gave away.
NOW in Europe a 14 year old is raped by invaders and they are let off with a slap on the wrist. All for the sake of diversity. Heh. Liberal ideas. Trump 2020 - Let's not make America anything like Europe, folks
@Eileen Farrar Yeah, let's just shut down the debate by screaming "Russian Bot" instead of actually addressing anything head-on. H E just offered up a fair point and THAT is your response? It's no wonder folks like you are losing the culture war...and HARD, at that. Even Maher is distancing himself from it. You are showcasing ZERO capacity to be reasonable, ZERO better arguments, just "I disagree with you so CLEARLY you are a Russian Bot", all the live-long day. Yeah, let's see how well that serves you going into 2020. There is a TON of left-to-right traffic these days, NOT because of "Russian Bots", but COMPLETELY because of people like you. America is sick and tired of it and ready to move on. If, because of your hysteria, you and those like you find yourselves without a seat at the future table as a result, you will only have yourselves to blame. Only people willing to have actual conversations, which yes, does include inconvenient topics, will be welcome. Feel free to continue screaming at the sky in the meantime.
@@he8082 : Sorry, bro, but accepting the fact that Europe is currently in a total mess doesn't imply the liberal ideas are to be blamed. One of the reasons (although definitely not the only one) for European chaos is the right-wing (or the alt-right) movement groups or even parties that have gained general acceptance throughout the decade. *THAT* wind is turning. - And I certainly don't mean the communist or socialist world views being the solution of this commotion either in Europe or in USA. The start towards better governing is grounded on the human ability to analyze the "facts" and to check them out before getting so pre-annoyed that any claim becomes a truth.
I am so glad to see people coming out against this freak Trump. I thought I was alone. (Stop doing business with people who support Trump. At least till they come to their senses.)
Only now youre seeing it 😂 don't worry, I don't support trump but I don't support people like you either, not all of us on the left are crazy, bet you're one of those crazy Hillary supporters ain't you
Hillary is a thousand times worse than Trump, you had a choice of 2 and never in a million years would I vote for that vile women, Tulsi is a thousand times better but as I said, only choice of 2 and I'm so glad common sense beat crazyness and will again in 2020
Everyone should stop supporting the establishment also, their corruption is responsible for Trump. Do the research. Don't believe what corporate media is serving you until you verify it. Ask if they are lying to you by omitting information.
@Terncote to be on the left, you don't have to support Hillary 😂 think that's your cultist mentally no showing! Id never support someone who got a man of with raping a child
@@PeacefulJoint You might wanna light that joint instead - Or change your name. If you would pay to have people lit on fire you are definitely not peaceful.
At least dems get caught doing things they publicly support. They're who they say they are and that matters. You can say she did stuff wrong but she was not inconsistent in the least in what she said and how she lived
Like when they are at antifia rallies with they masks on? Or when they marry there brother? When they denounce gay marriage but have a change of heart when they running for president?
@@AlexSmith-gk6tw Yeah, Alex, because all democrats are members of "antifia" like all Republicans are members of the KKK. Generalize much? "...when they marry "there" brother?" You're speaking about IIlan Omar and there's no evidence to support Trump's allegation, just like so many of his other assertions. "When they denounce gay marriage but have a change of heart when they running for president?" You mean like when Trump flip-flopped on gay marriage? You can look that up you know, but you won't because you refuse to think for yourself. Now that you've finished embarrassing yourself you can finish with your sister. Oh, sorry about that last sentence but reading your post momentarily turned me into an idiotic, ignorant arsehole.
Except the magic one in his room that tells him how great he is... Oh wait, that's a TV stuck on Fox News. EDIT: Actually, they left two; the one Melania uses to look round corners to make sure her husband isn't there, and another that they couldn't tell was a mirror or not, because Rudy Giuliani was asked to look into it and he saw nothing.
I would give my left nut to see this pompous white savior get his face smashed in, snooty little prick deserves everything he has coming smh....ha, I hope it’s that nick sandman kid that gets the pleasure of smacking him in his big fking mouth, Trump deranged scumbag hypocrite
Bill is kind of older so he's a bit behind on the slang. "Lit" has only been around for a few years. When I was in college, 10ish years ago, everything was "fire" lol
I dont know why...im a conservative, but I like Bill Maher. I think hes funny. Hes wrong, most of the time...but hes funny. The King Louie joke...funny.
It is by stupid morons who don't know history and think the earth is flat and the earth is 6000 years old. Hey idiots halloween is a pagan holiday and has nothing to do with satan they do not believe in the concept of satan it is a Christian belief duh ! Stop embarrassing us intelligent christians
Not if you pay attention. Perhaps you should find out about What Michael Flynn`s lawyer did Oct 24th or 25th. You won't find that very easily of course, but it still happened. I now return you to your regular bubble scheduled programming :-)
Trump doesn’t want to throw the first pitch because he know they’ll boo and he doesn’t want people to see that the ball is too big for his tiny hands to hold.
Bingo! Just as he does when drinking a glass of water, he'd need to use both hands to hold and heave the "big, beautiful ball" and deliver "the best pitch, the likes of which the world has never seen." But that would just look silly, and he can't have that, can he? The thing is, I think he was a baseball "star" back when he was in school. You'd think he'd want to show off his mad skills and athletic prowess, but the thin-skinned coward is too chicken-shit to do anything other than waddle around in his ill-fitting Dockers and drive his golf cart on his crappy greens.
Keeping it real with Bill Maher. Honest and funny as all hell
Bill, this world needs more people like you. You are a genius. Love you. Thanks. 👍
What!?!? Nothing on the Rudy Butt dial?? Maybe they taped too early? That's a bottomless reservoir of comedy gold.
Yea, I think that came in too late.
@@LividImp Dammit. I hope Colbert got it in.
My tweet after Rudy Butt dial sung to 'Oh Ricky';
🎶Oh, @RudyGiuliani you don't understand...
You butt dial news networks as you plot & plan...
Fill in more verses!...
@@CaliforniaBushman Colbert does his Friday shows on Thursday nights.
@@susans654Oh yeah! Thx.
Thank you for everything Bill :)
I thoroughly approve of Katy Hill. It amuses me that conservatives seriously think they can take the moral high ground on...well, anything, ever again.
@The Sprawl , that’s because you are a degenerate, just like Maher’s audience.
@@Creshex8 Triggered
@The Sprawl , I don’t think you know how to use that word properly. That’s understandable, it’s because “triggered” is a right wing word.
@@Creshex8 Double-triggered lol
Creshex ACS why are you here then moron?
Keep on keeping on Bill!!
Left off the important part of the fact that some of the republicans asking to be let in were outside asking to be let in when they were already suppose to be there anyways. Its about optics.
I was really hoping he'd mention that part
No, he says that. Try listening again.
3:33 Bill did mention that
@jude jackson no he didn't he just pointed out republicans are already apart of it he didn't specify the ones wanting to get in are the ones who can already get in
@@Serai3 i did and i was right he didn't point out what i said he merely stated there were republicans already apart of the process
This is one your very best monologues, Bill!
" but, if I did throw out the first pitch, IT WOULD BE PERFECT".
MD P..Oh yeah so high on himself “that would be the greatest first pitch in first pitch history! No other person, including any other President, could do such a thing! Tremendous ratings believe me! I guarantee it!”.. if I would talk like that nonstop I’d be sick constantly🤢🤧🤦♂️
@@SidEffecT883 I can't stop laughing. You got it, "right on".
He won't bother to throw out the first pitch, since there's nobody at the plate to throw at.
@Eileen Farrar Whoa, what? 😂
@Logan Waltz Aren't you too old for this type of internet trolling?
Look forward for this weekly.
Maher is sharp it is nice to laugh 😂 some about this sad state of affairs in our government .
What is sad is we don't have a wall. You should reevaluate what "sad" is and read about Obama's "legacy"
@@Greenspace911 Please, they are both very funny and informative. Different styles for different people.
Gold, Bill! Gold!
Twelve members of the "mob" actually were permitted to be in the room but chose to go outside to they could pretend to be outraged.
Wow a stunt in every way
The Squad vs The Mob. Coming to a theatre near you!
Oh wow! We're (USA) too old for this kind of mess.
Republican "Crisis Actors"
Brilliant Bill! Surviving this horrific depths of our national history by your savvy insight. Thank you.
He's not throwing out the first pitch; because he's afraid, of getting booed, on National TV. You would think trump, would be used to it, by now.
Also, he doesn't have the physical strength. The weakest President ever, body and mind.
Lolol why so many commas?
the ball wouldn't reach home plate either.
President Bone Spurs cannot play. Doctor's orders.
Trump’s approval rating in DC is 3%. I imagine the Secret Service will probably have to get involved if he shows his cancerous self at Nats Park.
Thank you bill for getting me through the past 4 years,i love you
Now I’m going to have to subscribe to both Washington Post and NY Times 🤦♀️
Austere religious scholar. Those two papers are the perfect match to support libtard IQ levels.
@@Amilakasun1 - Of course you despise two of the world's most renowned newspapers, and their factual Pulitzer prize winning reporting.
Good on you! I can't afford more than the WP but, I'm halfway there.
Look forward to this every Friday night
What happened to last week's monologue? It's not in the RUclips feed
I am a big fan of Bill, but trump is so FUCKING BAD that satire isn't funny anymore, it's just depressing!
@zztop3000 I want to see the Monologue! I think the American people would like to see the Monologue!
One good sign of sociopathic tendencies... always painting oneself as a victim...
@Logan Waltz With him.. it's an apt description with the extreme narcissism, lack of empathy skills and lack of impulsivity control, deflection of responsibility, not having ability to introspect or laugh at oneself, laughing but only to appear normal, having relationships but often unsuccessful as sociopaths only attempt relationships to appear assimilated into society.
Explains the Democrats perfectly.
Thank you for explaining feminism.
ursaltydog sounds like the progressive left
Juden alert !!!
" DON'T SHOW ME ANYTHING SAD...I ONLY WANT TO SEE PRETTY THINGS " LOL...Tthe funniest line I've heard in days..or weeks...
Down with the mad king!
Hes having arguments with himself about who cheated on every hole at his golf course
I won’t even bother referencing the video. It was as stern as one can be. Message well received.
"Lock me up"! 😂
Peter Green Bro you just started a movement! We must gather the troops! Victory is Ours. I'll make the T-shirts. Dismemberment to all who oppose us! Or at least Severe Name Calling Dommit!
@@chrismilton2695 Yeah great idea. Reminds me of that old joke about the gay Mafia. You cross them and they send a couple of fellas round to criticise your curtains.
Peter Green You know i wuz bullshittin, I just thought it was ironic right before I saw your post I saw 5,000 people at a baseball game wearing red, yelling "lock him up!"
Love this ❤️ guy 😂 he makes me laugh...
🎶Rudolph the red faced lawyer
Had a very shiney phone...
Shiny?
Rudolph the New York lawyer,
Had a very touchy phone.
And when he sat upon it,
Everyone could hear him moan.
All of the other minions,
Gathered at the big White House.
They tried to stop poor Rudy,
Changing from man to mouse.
Then two hookers-- Kris and Eve
Came by to get paid.
Michael Cohen's got your cash;
It all comes from Donald's stash.
Nancy Pelosi speaks now.
From her House on Cap'tal Hill.
Trump is the Biggest Loser.
He'll be impeached just like Bill.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. This instrument (Television/Internet/mass electronic distribution) can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference.”
― Edward R. Murrow
Thank you, Tim Boyle! The quote you gave, has never been more salient than now, with the grifter in chief and his deplorable family in the White House. How awful for the thinking populace of your country! 😥
Ah, the halcyon days of Joe McCarthy. Pure genius. Thank you for sharing.
Incredibly credible. This has got to be a new "classic" for American comprehensive educational system.
The show was very funny last night. And I needed the laughs!
*I'm going out as a Quid Pro Quo* 😆
lol, can't he just wear a sports bra? 😂
He does lol
Ya want money for the fire ? Tell me something about Uncle Joe ! LOL
He like to smell women's hair and touch kids in creepy ways hence "Creepy Uncle Joe" if anyone disagrees then you are truly blind
That was my favorite joke of the monologue too! You could see Bill’s face, he knows there is a kernel of truth😆😂😢😂
My Word this has been is sinking to new depths. Deplorable
@@eagleeye3179 well thats Uncle Joe , he's moving slow at the junction LOL
Eagle Eye Are you a Trump supporter trying to suggest Biden is some sort of perverted person. Putting your hands on a child’s shoulders and smelling their sweet hair is not a perversion, but an outdated greeting and not understood today. It’s something an uncle or friend of the family might do upon greeting a teen of that height. Compare that to Trump on video from a store pushing a woman in a department store against a wall and shoving his nasty tongue into her mouth while he groped her. NO COMPARISON! Not to mention having gone to his wife’s Doctor and not liking the result of his current attempt at covering his impending baldness and attacking her with his fists.
We need to stop with the french, greek or latin terms for important concepts in society, because half of Americans are too dumb to understand the meaning of everyday English words let alone other languages. Quid Pro Quo should now be referred to by its meaning, "A favor for a favor"
Mark Youneva maybe try some education. The rest of the world knows what big words mean
@@jandrews6254 you're a year late d0uche. It took you that long to read my comment and understand words like, "to", "we", and "by". Thanks for proving my point dunce.
Oh my gawd hahahaha IM GOING OUT THIS YEAR AS A QUID PRO QUO 🤣🤣🤣😂
This was brilliant.
Here's what the Washington Post & NY Times should do in response, _until the election:_
1. Remove their pay-walls on their online editions
2. Deliver their newspapers to the government *for free*
If the papers really wanna get back at him, do an expose on censorship and racism. Big letters on the front page with Donald at the center. With a side note of your 1st amendment rights
A 1. + A 2. need a 3.
3. “trump” is always printed in orange ink
@HOD0R - if you report on a pile of crap, & that pile of crap keeps multiplying, as a media outlet you have little choice but to report on that pile of crap.
They would still be sent back, nobody wants Fake News.
@@ViciousAlienKlown keeping telling yourself all the negative news are fake news. You'll surely not live in a bubble then.
Welcome back, Bill! That was awesome!
*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence From Office*
The two metaphors that stick, alluded to here: a 14 year old mean girl, in terms of depth, intellect, and temperament, and a mad king. Centuries ago in Europe when a king or queen died unexpectedly, sometimes, via bloodline, a dopey teenager or ~totally~ inappropriate other was thrust onto the throne, with disastrous results.
There was a King of France in the mid 900s, who was literally called "Charles the Simple". That's who Donald Trump reminds me of most. Charles the Simple is famous for, when being threatened by viking raiders from Scandinavia, he picked one that was powerful and gave him the entire Duchy of Normandy, if he would agree to fight against other vikings on France's behalf. It would be about 350 years before the Kings of France regained the power and authority that Charles the Simple gave away.
NOW in Europe a 14 year old is raped by invaders and they are let off with a slap on the wrist.
All for the sake of diversity. Heh. Liberal ideas.
Trump 2020 - Let's not make America anything like Europe, folks
@@he8082 Go to bed, Hon'
@Eileen Farrar
Yeah, let's just shut down the debate by screaming "Russian Bot" instead of actually addressing anything head-on. H E just offered up a fair point and THAT is your response? It's no wonder folks like you are losing the culture war...and HARD, at that. Even Maher is distancing himself from it. You are showcasing ZERO capacity to be reasonable, ZERO better arguments, just "I disagree with you so CLEARLY you are a Russian Bot", all the live-long day. Yeah, let's see how well that serves you going into 2020. There is a TON of left-to-right traffic these days, NOT because of "Russian Bots", but COMPLETELY because of people like you. America is sick and tired of it and ready to move on. If, because of your hysteria, you and those like you find yourselves without a seat at the future table as a result, you will only have yourselves to blame. Only people willing to have actual conversations, which yes, does include inconvenient topics, will be welcome. Feel free to continue screaming at the sky in the meantime.
@@he8082 : Sorry, bro, but accepting the fact that Europe is currently in a total mess doesn't imply the liberal ideas are to be blamed.
One of the reasons (although definitely not the only one) for European chaos is the right-wing (or the alt-right) movement groups or even parties that have gained general acceptance throughout the decade.
*THAT* wind is turning. - And I certainly don't mean the communist or socialist world views being the solution of this commotion either in Europe or in USA.
The start towards better governing is grounded on the human ability to analyze the "facts" and to check them out before getting so pre-annoyed that any claim becomes a truth.
I am so glad to see people coming out against this freak Trump.
I thought I was alone.
(Stop doing business with people who support Trump.
At least till they come to their senses.)
Only now youre seeing it 😂 don't worry, I don't support trump but I don't support people like you either, not all of us on the left are crazy, bet you're one of those crazy Hillary supporters ain't you
Hillary is a thousand times worse than Trump, you had a choice of 2 and never in a million years would I vote for that vile women, Tulsi is a thousand times better but as I said, only choice of 2 and I'm so glad common sense beat crazyness and will again in 2020
Everyone should stop supporting the establishment also, their corruption is responsible for Trump. Do the research. Don't believe what corporate media is serving you until you verify it. Ask if they are lying to you by omitting information.
@@williamsantiago8599 youtube, Facebook and Twitter are part of the establishment, even hellary is part of it 😂 practice what you preach small fry
@Terncote to be on the left, you don't have to support Hillary 😂 think that's your cultist mentally no showing! Id never support someone who got a man of with raping a child
It's kind of true that they make you pick sides when you're in there. .
Orange Man Bad! TRUMP 2020
Yeah - right and wrong!
@@samadams7006 Yes! Very on topic!
Bill Maher is on fire!
I wish. I'd pay good money to see him lit on fire.
@@PeacefulJoint You might wanna light that joint instead - Or change your name. If you would pay to have people lit on fire you are definitely not peaceful.
@@simonfrederiksen104 lol yeah it's called irony.
@@PeacefulJointI irony? Thinly veiled psychopathy might be a better fit.
This was one of the funniest monologues in awhile 😂😂😂
The WORLD has gone mad!!!
And I'm hopping mad!!!!!!!!!!!!
As always, Bill, touche!
At least dems get caught doing things they publicly support. They're who they say they are and that matters. You can say she did stuff wrong but she was not inconsistent in the least in what she said and how she lived
Like when they are at antifia rallies with they masks on? Or when they marry there brother? When they denounce gay marriage but have a change of heart when they running for president?
@@AlexSmith-gk6tw Yeah, Alex, because all democrats are members of "antifia" like all Republicans are members of the KKK. Generalize much? "...when they marry "there" brother?" You're speaking about IIlan Omar and there's no evidence to support Trump's allegation, just like so many of his other assertions. "When they denounce gay marriage but have a change of heart when they running for president?" You mean like when Trump flip-flopped on gay marriage? You can look that up you know, but you won't because you refuse to think for yourself. Now that you've finished embarrassing yourself you can finish with your sister. Oh, sorry about that last sentence but reading your post momentarily turned me into an idiotic, ignorant arsehole.
Great as always Bill.
Anyone here remember when lil-donnie bragged he coulda been a pro ballplayer? His bulbous butt Sunday- just another reason to say "No".
Bill Maher a National Treasure 😂😂
Trump loves the camera, but the camera does not love Trump...
No kidding! You can also substitute Rudy Giuliani for Donald Trump in your observation.
I have a billy Maher Aka.Alf NOSE bank filled with.silver dollars.
@jude jackson uh huh duh !! I'm really a mindless SCARECROW Hillarite , who is a wannabe TRUMP. I just don't measure up to be a TRUMP Man.😤😤😤👀👀😤😤😤😤😤😤
They say the camera adds 10 pounds. There must be fifty of them on the Orange Orangutang.
You should talk I saw you at WAL-MART yesterday, buddy my ASS and your face a PERFECT Match.
That was really insulting to Louis the 14th...
Any stoner can verify a bong is the BEST way to smoke your weed!
Best monologue in a long time. Couple or three real zingers.
Charlemagne the gods words ( all the craziest people come from The Bronx and all of Florida.)
☝️
Matt Gates
They forgot the tiki torches.
That bit about Melania killed me.
🌺 so good it hurts
Maybe you could use the dirt to put out that fire:)
Crazy trump said California should sweep the forest. Who voted for this dunce? Smh
It's like I'm watching Carson.
*The Madness of King **-George-** Trump*
jacq danieles George lll never got over the loss of America. Poor deluded guy.
Like black man Obama
@poopdeckpappy.. 🤣👍
@ClayDog - Putin's Orange Bitch is not even half the man.
poopdeckpappy.. for fuck sakes, stop feeding the troll
Bill is at it again. Nice monologue
"LOCK ME UP!!" love it.
Makes me even happier that I have a nyt subscription
Almost peed my pants! 🤣🤣🤣 non-stop laughs! 😂😂😂 Love it!!
you are easy or stoned
Luv this guy 😂😂😂
"Lock me up" has basically been his tactic these last weeks. A scream for help
is that Obama's pic you're using!?
@Logan Waltz He'll be screaming "Lock Me Up" for nine years? Geez, be careful he doesn't rupture any blood vessels in his big.....a'Brain!
@@he8082 Hurr hurr
@Eileen Farrar No need to block them, they are quite harmless 😊 Hugs to you all! 🤗
Los. Thank you Mr. Maher for putting respect on LA's name. 00:11
"I love Halloweed in Los Angeles!"?
"no newspapers? But what am I gonna use to line my cage?" - that is awfully amazing.
Oh oh oh, Melania’s reaction to the newspaper ban, “What am I gonna use to line my cage?”
Americans should be outraged he said that about the First Lady
Vote vote vote
Are the administration officials going to defend Trump’s pitch if it ever flops?
Not if they're smart. They should cut bait and run like hell
I knew I loved Katie Hill for a reason!
What a despicable husband. Keep your private lives private.
When he rants you got that right!
Bill: "Only millenials can ruin threesomes by making them monogamous." Damn, he is so right.
It's not about monogamy, we just are comfortable enough to not fear out an never see them again.
The peach does not fall, far from the tree.
Trump: “I wanna see only pretty things.”
Everyone in the White House starting destroying all mirrors.
That wouldn't work. His mental illness includes self admiration. He thinks he's gorgeous.
@@tenacious645 trumpeo LOVES his" hair "too
Except the magic one in his room that tells him how great he is...
Oh wait, that's a TV stuck on Fox News.
EDIT: Actually, they left two; the one Melania uses to look round corners to make sure her husband isn't there, and another that they couldn't tell was a mirror or not, because Rudy Giuliani was asked to look into it and he saw nothing.
🤣🤣🤣
You're mad because Obamas are not pretty and Melania is.
I'm so happy Bill will have 5 more years of Trump comedy. I'll vote for Trump just yo keep it fresh!!! 😀
The only thing Trump throws well is a tantrum.
All of this is going to be material for an interesting movie someday.
Trump: The original snowflake.
When was the last time Trump cried like Hunter Biden just did? I forgot...
@@adrianlouw2499 everyday... maybe you should get your head checked... trump is crying and whining every 2 hours a day for the past 3.5 years...
@@adrianlouw2499 Draft dodgin weak ass run away donnie>??Q?... a trump's idea of a tough guy. bhBHABHABHBHBAHBHA.... what a buncha fkn PUSSIES!!!!
F a gg o t hey Kelly, what does you c oo c h taste like
And leaving a yellow trail behind him wherever he goes.
Our hat is "Democracy, not Monarchy."
The crowd booed when trump was put on the big screen at the Nationals stadium
I would give my left nut to see this pompous white savior get his face smashed in, snooty little prick deserves everything he has coming smh....ha, I hope it’s that nick sandman kid that gets the pleasure of smacking him in his big fking mouth, Trump deranged scumbag hypocrite
"that's fire" lmao like someone would actually say that to bill maher
Bill mahar is a ass......
Great monologue but the joke about the teenager should’ve been, “that’s lit”.
Justin Lorick
Habanah?
Bill is kind of older so he's a bit behind on the slang. "Lit" has only been around for a few years. When I was in college, 10ish years ago, everything was "fire" lol
Sam Rosenberg
In today’s era, it’s “Glitter”. As in: that right der is glitter girllll....” “Lit” is so yesterday!
I dont know why...im a conservative, but I like Bill Maher. I think hes funny. Hes wrong, most of the time...but hes funny. The King Louie joke...funny.
Christian, "we don't celebrate Halloween" Jesus, "why not?"
It is by stupid morons who don't know history and think the earth is flat and the earth is 6000 years old. Hey idiots halloween is a pagan holiday and has nothing to do with satan they do not believe in the concept of satan it is a Christian belief duh ! Stop embarrassing us intelligent christians
O M G line the cage......omg, haha
GOP is looking more pathetic and terrified every day.
There wont be a gop left after trump.
And the funny thing is that they started looking pathetic day 1, and now just settling records
Not if you pay attention. Perhaps you should find out about What Michael Flynn`s lawyer did Oct 24th or 25th. You won't find that very easily of course, but it still happened. I now return you to your regular bubble scheduled programming :-)
Richard Jones More like the DEMS are losing and now under criminal investigation
let me help with that Paul Moulton...and kudos to Sidney Powel!
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3:00 how do you know what testimony was given in a closed door inquiry? It's not broadcast on CSPAN
Oh man, I miss the bong my brother gave me for my 25th birthday. I named her Elka.
Lolol
Hahaha what a great joke! The kingconman is more than mad.🤣🤣🤣
I had to take a minute to figure out what kind of chip a lay-tino is
Wait. What's wrong with my Bong? I should get a Dank Vape Cart instead?
Trump's name in the History Books will say 'Trumpinoicco'
@Logan Waltz you are right. 🤗My bad. Thank you for correcting it. Lol
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Trump doesn’t want to throw the first pitch because he know they’ll boo and he doesn’t want people to see that the ball is too big for his tiny hands to hold.
And that his tits will jiggle.
Bingo! Just as he does when drinking a glass of water, he'd need to use both hands to hold and heave the "big, beautiful ball" and deliver "the best pitch, the likes of which the world has never seen." But that would just look silly, and he can't have that, can he?
The thing is, I think he was a baseball "star" back when he was in school. You'd think he'd want to show off his mad skills and athletic prowess, but the thin-skinned coward is too chicken-shit to do anything other than waddle around in his ill-fitting Dockers and drive his golf cart on his crappy greens.
@Logan Waltz Eh.. Women are only paid to enjoy that (Hey, Melania!)
I love bongs!!!!!!!!
Trump loves seeing pretty things so much he's now ordered Stephen Miller to wear that crappy hairpiece all the time.
I'm sorry but the only thing that would make Stephen Miller look good is gone. To never see that scaving look ever again
Russ Martin 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷. Absolutely 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
He's a Gemini.
Geminis are drawn to shiny, sparkling things.
Bill, trumpig is making you crazy. Welcome to the club! I went nuts 3 years ago.