Donald Trump's Vacation Reading List:- (1) 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' (2) 'How To Be US President For Dummies' (3) 'War & Peace' (abridged) Audio Book.
I heard he really likes Harry Potter cause it's a story about a guy who had rich parents and was born famous. Also, he relates to being the Chosen One, cause when you're the Chosen One they let Harry Potter do it. He can do it because he's a star. Sorry if this is too nerdy for the Real Time comments section.
The White House a dump? Well, in Trump's view, my guess is that he sees it as public housing recently vacated by a black family. [yikes, did I just type that??!] Makes the most sense in this senseless time. =o/
The flaming train has not only jumped the tracks; it's plunged off a cliff into an oil refinery. And it's hauling dynamite and uranium. Pass me some popcorn.
Right now I'm watching the Simpsons episode where Homer runs against Steve Martin for city garbage commissioner. Steve Martin tells the people if they want someone who will make a bunch of crazy promises, then "by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic." And then Homer wins by a landslide. The Simpsons predicted the future yet again.
Dear America, Can we please elect a person that we can respect and maybe admire a little bit, next time. And maybe if we do that a couple times in a row, the rest of the world will admire and respect us a little bit, again, someday. How bout it ?
If there is an afterlife, all the presidents are probably in a bar somewhere looking at Earth and saying some variation of "What the fuck happened to this country?"
The verdict is in but no one wants to face it. Our species is damaged and easily lead. Our desire to think independently is just too much effort. We are addicted to killing one another throughout the world. The earth would be far better off without us. This is the real inconvenient truth we must face. We finally found a leader that demonstrates how far we have fallen as a society. I doubt there is much we can do at this point other than to hold our loved ones close. I let my dog guide my behavior more and more these days.
It's hysterical to know Trump thinks lashing out at the GOP will get them to do his bidding. Guess he never heard the phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds you!"
There's always that one person in the audience whose laugh is too obnoxious or annoying to the point you wish to place duck tape over their mouth. But Bill's return makes up for it.
he ain't running it he is it. He is full of it and he is the color of it. He is it in all things. He is an embarrassment to it. His name is it. He is an example of it. he needs to be flushed down the toilet.
The boy Scout thing was in person, as though being political discounts it being a good speech. Mexico told Trump they were receiving less deportations = better border security. Bill is still my favorite liberal
I live in Australia, and, excepting the humanitarian immigration stream, there is a mind to a match in values, English language proficiency and skills for most migrants.
Before Trump was president, he didn't think of going to Mar a Lago as a vacation, it was just visiting his property. So when he said he wouldn't take a vacation, it didn't occur to him that NOT being in the Whitehouse WAS a vacation!!
Oh, how I missed you bill.
That's why I've missed Bill Maher so much during the past weeks! Bill's the best!
We love having you back!!!you missed so much...we missed having your take on the events!!!
Having Bill back was just the birthday present I needed this year for mine and President Obama's birthday.
"Local Milk People" is one of the greatest phrases ever! I mean, its use doesn't bode well for the US, but still....
LOL “Put mommy on the phone”
Thank you Bill, we missed you
"I never even got a shot at!!" 😂😂😂
Donald Trump's Vacation Reading List:-
(1) 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'
(2) 'How To Be US President For Dummies'
(3) 'War & Peace' (abridged) Audio Book.
I heard he really likes Harry Potter cause it's a story about a guy who had rich parents and was born famous. Also, he relates to being the Chosen One, cause when you're the Chosen One they let Harry Potter do it. He can do it because he's a star.
Sorry if this is too nerdy for the Real Time comments section.
He's also going to have daily English tutoring so the new rich immigrants don't show him up.
Lorna Ginette Harrison oh cmon you know he doesn't read
Max Cherepinsky Captain Underpants is canonically gay, so it's far too liberal for Trump.
Crystal Owens that is impossible. A child's piece of literature does not own the proper attributes to be a homosexual.
Thank God you are back. It was a very long month.
I have missed you Bill >3 Glad you are back.
Thank fuck, Bill's back. I needed this.
Man I love this bloke, cracks me up every time...... he should be on Aussie TV.
Republicans favorite book; where's waldo
Or in this case Where's fatso. (The answer is: "on the golf course".)
Dark Man looking for a black dude at a trump rally is like find waldo. Oh there he is being escorted out by angry trump fans.
1:45 When I think of a dump, I think of a place that's full of rats, that's leaking... Oh, wait!
We missed you Bill! The Mooch, Priebus, Spicy, apparently Steve Bannon is a Gymnast now, you have missed a lot!
"Put mommy on the phone!" LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!
Yey! He's back!
Bill Maher for president!!!!!
Welcome back Bill!
"Missed ya Bill"
She speaks for all of us
Bill. Stop taking vacations during this administration. My sanity relies on watching you every week.
Maybe then he would've gotten a shot at Anthony Scaramucci.
What about his sanity 😂
Bill we love you
I love you, Bill. Xoxo
So glad you're back Bill!!!!!
Welcome back, Bill!
Bill glad your back in time for the Impeachment.
Mwahaha, season 7 in impeachment blues. Episode Name: "Libtards Still Wait"
The White House a dump? Well, in Trump's view, my guess is that he sees it as public housing recently vacated by a black family. [yikes, did I just type that??!] Makes the most sense in this senseless time. =o/
The Playhouse Pals. yep u have a point.
Well put
lol foot in mouth disease
The Playhouse Pals he says it's a dump because it's not clad in nothing but gold, and it's actually tastefully decorated.
We missed you bill!
Australian Prime Minister on the phone with Trump: (sigh) "... I want to speak to your manager. Put Vladimir on the phone."
oh Bill my darling how I missed you.
So glad you back Bill!
Back at it again!!!
We missed ya Bill!
Did anyone notice that the Mooch was fired before he was officially hired? That was the highlight of the week. More like lowlight..
"That's when he tells (Trump) to put mommy on the phone." -- One of Bill's best lines of recent shows.
It's good to see you back Bill !
Missed you bill
BILL THE TRUTH WE LOVE YOU.THAT BOY SCOUT THING WAS SICK. SO AWEFUL. HE IS UNCONSCIOUS TO EVERYONE'S CONCERNS.
5:33 me too
God i missed you Bill.
Can't wait to the Orange in Chief in orange. #LockHimUp #Emails
Finally he's back!!!
Love you are back man! Miss you! :D
About time Bill👍👏
The flaming train has not only jumped the tracks; it's plunged off a cliff into an oil refinery. And it's hauling dynamite and uranium. Pass me some popcorn.
Right now I'm watching the Simpsons episode where Homer runs against Steve Martin for city garbage commissioner. Steve Martin tells the people if they want someone who will make a bunch of crazy promises, then "by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic." And then Homer wins by a landslide.
The Simpsons predicted the future yet again.
"When I think of a dump, I think of a place that's full of rats and leaking....Oh wait...."
Brilliant joke.
Please Bill, more new episodes!!
beautiful!!
We missed you Bill!
Comedy is low hanging fruit in the Trump era!
Welcome back Bill.
#TogetherEvery1AchievesMore #TEAM
Guessing the wardrobe person is still on vacation since no one had time to press that shirt! lol
First thing I thought when I saw this is where is the rest of his tie.
Dear America, Can we please elect a person that we can respect and maybe admire a little bit, next time. And maybe if we do that a couple times in a row, the rest of the world will admire and respect us a little bit, again, someday. How bout it ?
"did you see that boy scout speech" , Crowd: ooohhhh , hahaha exactly. what an embarrassment this country is .
It's like a tornado hit the clown parade at the WH.
laughing so hard, nice show!
If there is an afterlife, all the presidents are probably in a bar somewhere looking at Earth and saying some variation of "What the fuck happened to this country?"
Geez, Bill. That tie says "still on vacation."
As an official of The Local Milk People Local 606, I can assure Mr. Mayer that we are not dairy people.
Bill, that tie.
Trump.....America's Caligula.
That is the skinniest tie I've ever seen
Bryon Letterman Flashback to the 80s.
@@Backinblackbunny009 Ah I knew these ties as Texas Ties. Glad to know the correct name finally.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE ITS THE MANCAVE... MINE IS ALSO A DRUG INFESTED DEN LOL XD
Tillerson probably does report to Putin, as does the un-president.
I'd have gone crazy if I had been sitting next to that lady with the ear piercing laugh.
The verdict is in but no one wants to face it. Our species is damaged and easily lead. Our desire to think independently is just too much effort. We are addicted to killing one another throughout the world. The earth would be far better off without us. This is the real inconvenient truth we must face. We finally found a leader that demonstrates how far we have fallen as a society. I doubt there is much we can do at this point other than to hold our loved ones close. I let my dog guide my behavior more and more these days.
It's hysterical to know Trump thinks lashing out at the GOP will get them to do his bidding. Guess he never heard the phrase
"don't bite the hand that feeds you!"
Come on bill step it up
Cómo quiero a Bill Mayer porqué es un ser con pensar libre .😘
There's always that one person in the audience whose laugh is too obnoxious or annoying to the point you wish to place duck tape over their mouth. But Bill's return makes up for it.
Bill would've had a lot of fun with the Mooch. The Mooch is like The Situation if he were a hedge fund manager.
Put Mommy on the phone! Quit sucking in there and get back to work 😂
Oh my goodness. That laugh made it sound like it was a comedy club tryout 😐
"Put mummy on the phone"....
Ouch!
That lady laughing in the background ruined this.
Trump aint running shit.... that's why he's president.... get it???
Ghost Trick u can say that about all them political bitches including Barry Derham. Obama's conning ass gay bill passing bitch
You can say it about all Presidents.
he ain't running it he is it. He is full of it and he is the color of it. He is it in all things. He is an embarrassment to it. His name is it. He is an example of it. he needs to be flushed down the toilet.
The boy Scout thing was in person, as though being political discounts it being a good speech. Mexico told Trump they were receiving less deportations = better border security. Bill is still my favorite liberal
"Put y'mummy on the phone, y'daft fuck"
Seriously, Tiffany Trump has got to be the only one laughing her ass off right now
The White House doesn't have enough gold.
That's hot!
I live in Australia, and, excepting the humanitarian immigration stream, there is a mind to a match in values, English language proficiency and skills for most migrants.
"Local milk people" Well, obviously he means all workers in dairy products.
I wish bill Maher was my husband ... 😍😍😍... I know it never going to happen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😁😭
Local Milk People = WASP?
Put mommy on the phone Fuckin hilarious 🇨🇦
Before Trump was president, he didn't think of going to Mar a Lago as a vacation, it was just visiting his property. So when he said he wouldn't take a vacation, it didn't occur to him that NOT being in the Whitehouse WAS a vacation!!
That was so funny
I live for the next time I can watch Bill rip into ol Trumpy. It's delicious!
Trump's favorite books are
1 cat in the hat
2 green eggs and ham
3 horton hears a who
4 how the grinch stole Christmas
This should be a wake up call for the military!
Donald Trump wishes Ivanka would replace Melania.
So, if you say "Put Mommy on the phone" to Trump, do you get Mrs Pence?
Slovakian role models i died 😂
"kicking ass and taking names" reggie filsaime reference?
I feel sorry for Kelly.
"slavic lingerie models"
Why didn't they remove that woman?!?