Which Mario Game is the Worst Mario Game? - Mario’s Time Machine

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • There are many obscure and really weird official Mario games out there. Games like Mario’s fundamentals , Hotel Mario, the virtual boy games, or that one time they abused the mario brand to teach kids typing. All of those games are super weird, and, to be honest most of them are among the worst games nintendo ever released. But all those obscure Mario games also kind of raise a question. Which of these really bad Mario Games is actually the worst one?
    So I sat down and started to investigate this question, I played dozens over dozens of hours of really weird Mario games, all in the hopes to find out which game featuring Mario is the worst one ever released. And I pretty quickly came to a realization. There is way too much going on in these games to cover all of them in a single video. So instead of answering the eternal question which Mario game is the absolute worst one, in a single video, we are going to do this in a small mini series, where we take a closer look at some of nintendo’s weirdest moments, starting today, with the fascinating game, Mario’s Time Machine.
    -------------------Credits for the Music-------------------------
    Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga OST - Teehee Valley
    Super Mario Sunshine OST - Bianco Hills
    Mario’s Time Machine OST - Theme Song
    Mario’s Time Machine OST - Vienna 1824
    ------Holfix
    / holfix
    HolFix - Beyond The Kingdom
    • [Free Music] HolFix - ...
    -------Ross Bugden
    / @rossbugden
    Epic and Dramatic Trailer Music - Olympus
    • ♩♫ Epic and Dramatic T...
    ------Kevin MacLeod
    "Adventure Meme", “The Builder”, “Amazing Plan”, “Thinking Music”
    Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @KantiDono
    @KantiDono 4 года назад +2144

    Great, now you've done it. Someone is going to recreate these levels in Mario Maker now.

    • @Skorpyotnt
      @Skorpyotnt 4 года назад +84

      @Super Duper Ultra Channel Lunar Magic for the rescue. The most awful romhack challenge has started.

    • @DJTileTurnip
      @DJTileTurnip 4 года назад +7

      I wanna make pain, not that I care enough

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt 4 года назад +15

      Someone better not do it with typing

    • @e-mansmith7989
      @e-mansmith7989 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @nocberry7797
      @nocberry7797 4 года назад +2

      Just my thought xD

  • @Typi
    @Typi 4 года назад +1093

    What if the Notes Sheet was actually Bowser's adoptive son, Ludwig's first composition, and being so proud of his son, hung it up on the Fridge only for Mario to mistake it, and give it to some random guy with the same name?

    • @TheFinnish1
      @TheFinnish1 4 года назад +14

      But Bowser adopted koopalings at super Mario bros 3!

    • @zacharyyoungblood7013
      @zacharyyoungblood7013 4 года назад +81

      @@TheFinnish1 This was SNES, so after SMB3. Even the NES port had Yoshi, so it had to be after SMW.

    • @RockhopperRio
      @RockhopperRio 4 года назад +64

      Ludwig Von Beethoven ripped off Ludwig Von Koopa, confirmed

    • @anonymousoff-brand7538
      @anonymousoff-brand7538 4 года назад +16

      @GAMEBomb123 read the word "adoptive".

    • @evan64915
      @evan64915 4 года назад +6

      @GAMEBomb123 if that's true, and it is also true that the koopalings are Bowser's adoptive children, then there is only one possible answer: incest

  • @mauer1
    @mauer1 4 года назад +1405

    the egg minigame probably is a catch minigame where you have to take the eggs to the hole, if you get hit by a rocket it probably destroys all eggs currently holding in marios arms. If you clicked enough eggs into the hole yoshi's comes and you win.
    Without animations though, I have to play it a little bit to understand if this is the game.

    • @Talatharas
      @Talatharas 4 года назад +99

      Yah I was thinking that. since if you look it seems he collects the egg RIGHT before clicking on the nest, so one 'hit him' then yoshi appeared.. so gotta collect said falling eggs for the nest.

    • @JCAspit
      @JCAspit 4 года назад +3

      was about to comment that xd

    • @3spoons366
      @3spoons366 4 года назад +27

      @GAMER GUY360 could you please stop recommending your video

    • @3spoons366
      @3spoons366 4 года назад +8

      @GAMER GUY360 damn

    • @Petie718
      @Petie718 4 года назад +1

      3 Spoons O' Sugar gotta love a self promotion

  • @basedmonke5252
    @basedmonke5252 4 года назад +1472

    *_COME HERE, FISHY, FISHY!_*

    • @EXT4NT
      @EXT4NT 4 года назад +34

      HEEEEEERE FISHY FISHY

    • @Isaacindelicato123
      @Isaacindelicato123 4 года назад +20

      This is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw 4 года назад +5

      This needs to become a meme!

    • @riba2233
      @riba2233 4 года назад +1

      Nightmare fuel

    • @A1Animator
      @A1Animator 4 года назад +3

      Nigel TFK but smg4 is awesome!

  • @DanteRavioli
    @DanteRavioli 4 года назад +235

    Is it possible to beat Mario's Time Machine without being disappointed?

    • @delta3244
      @delta3244 4 года назад +17

      Yes. All you have to do is start with sufficiently low expectations. This is far easier said then done, but once you have done so, the rest should be fairly simple.

    • @cincoutmagus5508
      @cincoutmagus5508 4 года назад +4

      @@delta3244 I find it easier to pull off if you start with high enough expectations to cause an overflow.

    • @delta3244
      @delta3244 4 года назад +4

      @@cincoutmagus5508 That is a very good idea.

    • @loopyloops5652
      @loopyloops5652 3 года назад +1

      Do it dante

    • @GreyLightning
      @GreyLightning 3 года назад +1

      No

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 года назад +405

    5:15 "I could've sworn [Beethoven] gave metal concerts."
    Ah, so you've seen Bill & Ted, too.

    • @doublespoonco
      @doublespoonco 4 года назад +33

      His first second concert?

    • @RockhopperRio
      @RockhopperRio 4 года назад +8

      His first Socratic Concert!

    • @drthop
      @drthop 4 года назад +4

      His first reflecting concern

    • @sirbob430
      @sirbob430 4 года назад +2

      No, he gave alkaline concerts

  • @alternooo
    @alternooo 4 года назад +382

    5:26 "His first second concert ?"
    You're a genius

    • @someguylostontheinternet4504
      @someguylostontheinternet4504 4 года назад +10

      His first second third concert

    • @noskillman6507
      @noskillman6507 4 года назад

      His first second third fourth concert

    • @ethancheng6734
      @ethancheng6734 4 года назад

      His first second third fourth fifth sixth concert

    • @TheRealRasierer
      @TheRealRasierer 4 года назад

      His first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh concert

    • @boot-cs3sn
      @boot-cs3sn 4 года назад +2

      first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth first third fourth secound fith sixth eighth concert

  • @kilmindaro3
    @kilmindaro3 4 года назад +264

    Next episode, recreating Mario's Time Machine in Mario Maker.
    It's surprisingly simple.

    • @strawberrydog3270
      @strawberrydog3270 4 года назад +2

      kilmindaro3 that’s a great idea! (At least if he added instructions and made it fun)

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +452

    Willingly going through games like Mario is Missing is actually surprisingly suffering

    • @healmore8716
      @healmore8716 4 года назад +5

      Hi again

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 4 года назад +15

      [insert obligatory "omg it's christopher moon" comment here]

    • @MarcusRinner
      @MarcusRinner 4 года назад +4

      omg it's christopher moon 😱 xD

    • @soundbreaker8174
      @soundbreaker8174 4 года назад +1

      where's the pun

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 4 года назад +2

      But if you're earning money by doing so, then you''re actually just working.

  • @daniilpashuk6017
    @daniilpashuk6017 4 года назад +306

    When you remember Ceave is a german native speaker and his song performance is pronounced correctly

    • @frederikbeck6464
      @frederikbeck6464 4 года назад +6

      @@Pr0t4t0 what would have beeb the mistake?

  • @theviralmelon
    @theviralmelon 4 года назад +347

    Levelhead, that game you covered a while back, is going to be releasing soon. Do you think you can do another video on it when that happens?
    Considering the amount of support this has drawn, you may want to create a lot more than one.

    • @Skyludio
      @Skyludio 4 года назад

      You make really great levels! I have played lots of them.

    • @talkinggibberish
      @talkinggibberish 4 года назад +1

      I hope he does. I've been playing a ton of it

    • @Yowesephth
      @Yowesephth 4 года назад +2

      I'd love to see what he thinks of the changes!

    • @theviralmelon
      @theviralmelon 4 года назад

      @@Skyludio aww, thank you! I didn't know I had a fan!

    • @theviralmelon
      @theviralmelon 4 года назад +1

      @MarioMan it's already early access on Steam. It'll release for XBox and Switch when it releases.

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 4 года назад +409

    Ceave: *sings*
    Me: "is this on Spotify?"

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 4 года назад +8

      Franx ITA do you mean *S P O O F Y*

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 года назад +2

      @@keystone5750 no

    • @Meofalulu
      @Meofalulu 4 года назад +2

      Ceave should upload more of his singing. He also sings in his latest Q&A video.

  • @Error-4O4
    @Error-4O4 4 года назад +73

    4:29 Beethoven's 9th Symphony is written in D Minor, and the key signature on the paper isn't D Minor. Checkmate

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 4 года назад +30

      Mario made a mistake and thought the paper was beethovens when it clearly belonged to the koopaling Ludwig.

    • @thegay
      @thegay 4 года назад +5

      Don't think the notes are in the right place either. 0/10.

    • @mr.smileyfacetwo8091
      @mr.smileyfacetwo8091 4 года назад +3

      Omg you are right

    • @redgamer2163
      @redgamer2163 4 года назад

      @@AbdullahKhan-el6xw that cracked me up 🤣🤣 made my day

  • @johnenright9859
    @johnenright9859 4 года назад +29

    0:14 What's actually funny is that it wasn't just "that one time they used the Mario brand to teach typing." They, in fact, did it twice. I know because I learned a lot of my typing from 'Mario Teaches Typing 2' XD

  • @genericperson360
    @genericperson360 4 года назад +36

    They got the date of the Declaration of Independence's signing wrong?! Now that's just embarrassing.
    Edit: I just checked and, to add insult to injury, Software Toolworks is an American company. How could an educational game get history THIS wrong?!

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 года назад +1

      Oh fuck

    • @mapeus
      @mapeus 3 года назад +1

      they even got the year of the SNES version release wrong in the dos version lol

  • @squirrelplays8260
    @squirrelplays8260 4 года назад +65

    11:48 You have to catch the egg and then click on the thing, no idea how many times.

  • @dumbbass8867
    @dumbbass8867 4 года назад +78

    2:18 Getting a little *too* used to saying "Mario Maker", huh?

  • @Nicolas-gt9qf
    @Nicolas-gt9qf 4 года назад +8

    For the minigame, it seems that mario has to take the eggs in what he carries, and the bullets stop him so he can't take eggs, I think that if you have enough eggs, Yoshi appears and you can exit the minigame, just suppositions of course.

  • @heathermerhout8775
    @heathermerhout8775 4 года назад +128

    Hearing the name “Ludwig van Beethoven” uttered by someone who actually speaks German is one of the most satisfying sounds a music nerd can hear. 😍

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 4 года назад +2

      Heather Merhout but he’s Austrian

    • @CaptainBeam
      @CaptainBeam 4 года назад +18

      @@Pr0t4t0 I believe Austrians speak german

    • @EVPointMaster
      @EVPointMaster 4 года назад +18

      @@CaptainBeam As a german, I disagree 😁

    • @kaykrazzav2431
      @kaykrazzav2431 4 года назад +6

      @@EVPointMaster As a German, you should know, that they do.

    • @EVPointMaster
      @EVPointMaster 4 года назад +2

      It was a joke 🙄

  • @Andy.o52
    @Andy.o52 4 года назад +101

    They look like low budget illegal browser game ads

  • @noericklin9144
    @noericklin9144 4 года назад +89

    His first SECOND concert?!
    Ceave you‘re killing me XD

    • @sirbrandalf7813
      @sirbrandalf7813 4 года назад +15

      I'm just sad he didn't pick "good"

    • @boot-cs3sn
      @boot-cs3sn 4 года назад +2

      his first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first 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first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first concert

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 года назад

      @@boot-cs3sn oh god. 😅

  • @tuntematonohikulkija2843
    @tuntematonohikulkija2843 4 года назад +73

    Ceave somehow could make even Mario's time machine interesting!!

    • @kwisowofer9872
      @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад +11

      “Collect ten mushrooms and commit suicide”
      -Ceave 2020

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 4 года назад

      @@kwisowofer9872 *it's in automatic steps if you are in a forest*

  • @mizterazom1739
    @mizterazom1739 4 года назад +90

    Ceave: *shows Hotel Mario cutscene*
    Everyone: Huzzah! A man of quality!

    • @chrispo7610
      @chrispo7610 4 года назад +2

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

  • @Isaacindelicato123
    @Isaacindelicato123 4 года назад +81

    Wait omfg I remember the surfing mini game from when I was a wee kid. This was real? It wasn’t a fever dream?

  • @Charlie59876
    @Charlie59876 4 года назад +28

    Ceave: ik where Beethoven lived and when he was born.
    Also ceave: first second concert?

    • @karlispovisils5297
      @karlispovisils5297 4 года назад +3

      It gets better when you know that Ceave is Austrian.

  • @eliguy1745
    @eliguy1745 4 года назад +35

    "Mario obviously likes Yoshi."
    The hundreds of times Mario has ditched him: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 4 года назад +7

      Mario didn't ditch him the Player did...
      You forced Mario to kill His friend You sick Frick

    • @thegay
      @thegay 4 года назад +1

      how could you.

    • @thuongbuianhhedgefishsuppo7550
      @thuongbuianhhedgefishsuppo7550 4 года назад +1

      @JESUS LOPO MOLINA yeah, there's no part of the Mario series where Mario kills Yoshi to survive.

  • @Swampert00260
    @Swampert00260 4 года назад +13

    Can we get a switch port of the NES version? If the physics were improved and you could take damage, it would actually be pretty good.

  • @meriotroid
    @meriotroid 4 года назад +91

    Ceave pointing out all of the factual errors in the game is one of the biggest brain moves I've ever seen

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 года назад +14

    "This bird that drops eggs-"
    Ceave that's a Pterosaur. They are lizards, not birds.

  • @Marian_DRG
    @Marian_DRG 4 года назад +42

    Me, about to google for a speedrun of this game:
    Ceave, in that exact moment: It's so unbelievably slow, that I doubt anyone would ever do a speedrun of this ... Yeah nevermind.

  • @lucasandersons
    @lucasandersons 4 года назад +30

    7:30 Oh no hes holding a thermal detonator

  • @carbonaratortellini8337
    @carbonaratortellini8337 4 года назад +21

    Loved the "LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN" In German part and how you said it

  • @somekek6734
    @somekek6734 4 года назад +12

    7:50 why does this town pixel art look so nostalgic?

  • @bismoose5444
    @bismoose5444 4 года назад +18

    "I swear he used to do metal concerts"

  • @mazionach
    @mazionach 4 года назад +7

    19:53 As im watching this im making a port of Crypt of the Necrodancer for the NES for no reason XD

    • @_CNT_
      @_CNT_ 4 года назад +2

      Wait, that's actually interesting, I want to see that

    • @mazionach
      @mazionach 4 года назад +1

      @@_CNT_ At the moment it isn't even a pre alpha, I can barely show sprites on screen and scroll the background indefinitely, but this is my first project on the nes, so im learning while I make it

    • @PhilippHorwat
      @PhilippHorwat 4 года назад

      Interesting!
      When I'd port some game like this, I'd consider using the SNES because of its higher calculation power, bigger storage, better sound chip and vast possibilities like HDMA, F7-Mode or Color Windows.
      But as we now know, less powerful hardware is totally capable of running better games!

    • @mazionach
      @mazionach 4 года назад +4

      @@PhilippHorwat Yeah, i thought of using snes, you could make the game look almost exactly like the original. But with the nes it's a bit more simple(no pun intended), and it's more fun trying to cram all of the game with so little speed and rom.
      As for the sound chip, i'm making this with only emulators in mind, so maybe i'll use the VRC6 or other audio chips
      And by the way, as the game only updates every music beat instead of every frame(on most things), you have a lot more time calculate enemy AIs and other math stuff

    • @janLilin
      @janLilin 4 года назад

      Do you have a Twitter or something where the downloads are gonna be and developer updates are? I'd love to see this and hear more!

  • @gabriel1802x
    @gabriel1802x 4 года назад +1

    Oh, I remember that Mario game that you learn to type on the keyboard in windows 95.

  • @Leo-rm4qq
    @Leo-rm4qq 4 года назад +26

    10:14 i laughed so hard when i hear that, because i'm german and it sounds so weird xD

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 4 года назад +2

      How does this Sound weird?

    • @lefter05
      @lefter05 4 года назад

      Same here xd

    • @dustinl2405
      @dustinl2405 4 года назад

      @@bjp4869 just zero passion to an emotional piece of music XD

  • @reese60678
    @reese60678 3 года назад

    My hypothesis for the dinosaur game is that you need X amount of eggs before Yoshi appears, but the bullet bills sets the mysterious egg counter back to 0 eggs

  • @ThomasBeGaming-bo5ff
    @ThomasBeGaming-bo5ff 4 года назад +6

    Hello person scrolling though the comments! Oh you found me?! Here, have 5 fuzzys !

    • @Caribbeanmax
      @Caribbeanmax 4 года назад

      Thanks, here have a ninji back.

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet 4 года назад +20

    Ceave: “.. into the Timulator. Once entered successfully ...”
    Me: “What on earth is a Timulator?”

  • @dusaprukiyathan1613
    @dusaprukiyathan1613 4 года назад +11

    "How do we time travel? By committing suicide"
    _Kingdom Hearts theme fades in_

  • @Accrovideogames
    @Accrovideogames 4 года назад +7

    You can't blame the lack of instructions since this was released during a time when reading the instruction booklet was expected and taken for granted. As for the lack of challenge, that's the whole point of educational games.

  • @drymearstarfire1786
    @drymearstarfire1786 4 года назад +5

    11:46 It's probably going to work so that when you collect enough eggs, you'll be able to summon Yoshi and the projectiles take you eggs. The problem with this minigame is that there is no shown how many eggs you have, how many are missing, and there is no manual

  • @healmore8716
    @healmore8716 4 года назад +16

    Well the answer is actually surprisingly simple

    • @tryptex
      @tryptex 4 года назад

      It is simple, just don't port your sucky game to a first generation console when the *3rd* generation is being geared up for release.

    • @Talatharas
      @Talatharas 4 года назад

      @@tryptex Could of been worse. ported to the third gen.. mario time machine.. on the n64 :D

    • @tryptex
      @tryptex 4 года назад

      @@Talatharas It would been better than a console people don't use as much by that time, much less buying games for it.

  • @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf
    @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf 4 года назад +10

    10:25 I've never heard anyone speak German so bored

  • @AlfredTortelloni
    @AlfredTortelloni 4 года назад

    To be fair, the very fact that Mario traveled through time could have caused these historical inaccuracies. He gave Beethoven his special music paper before it actually existed, accelerating his career by three years. I don't even want to think about how the Ben Franklin thing happened.

  • @KageTheDanish
    @KageTheDanish 4 года назад +8

    13:13 ah yes, the evil turkey dance

  • @handsomeharold4698
    @handsomeharold4698 4 года назад

    fantastic fuzzies and horrific hammers? what's next? creative cheep-cheeps? boring bowsers? marvelous Marios?

  • @garchompelago
    @garchompelago 4 года назад +36

    COME HERE FISHY FISHY!
    Fishing: 100

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 4 года назад +2

    Well, you got me. I grew up playing the SNES version and knew about the DOS version, but I had never heard of the NES version!

  • @nediah
    @nediah 4 года назад +5

    I think we need Ceave Gaming's Time machine because of how much more accurate his info is.

  • @alexnobody1
    @alexnobody1 4 года назад

    One small thing you didn't mention: a title like "Mario's Time Machine" being used on something like a history-teaching game (and not even a good one) is a HUGE bait-and-switch. I was one of the kids who saw that in the store and went "Mario's TIME MACHINE??? That sounds awesome!" only to be horribly let down when I got home and played it. This, to me, gives it at least half a horrible hammer more, if not a whole hammer. Bad games are everywhere, but bad games disguised as GOOD games, are even worse.

  • @b750d6
    @b750d6 4 года назад +10

    This video is 20:19 long, so last decade

    • @Swagcom-kh7cu
      @Swagcom-kh7cu 4 года назад

      Right

    • @jeffreychandra912
      @jeffreychandra912 4 года назад

      @@Swagcom-kh7cutechnically last year wait for 2021 to get the joke because 2020 is part of the 2010s

    • @corn567
      @corn567 4 года назад

      @@jeffreychandra912 So you're part of that 49% that thinks that 2020 is not part of the 20s decade

  • @emilstnt3495
    @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +2

    ceave plz do more singing plz it sounded amazing plz make a cover of the whole song

  • @paracanthurushepatus7215
    @paracanthurushepatus7215 4 года назад +17

    1:30 oh it's from there that came this sound from smg4 ! Cool ^^

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 года назад +1

      I'm shocked Mario was given that voice even before Mario 64. I was sure that was the first time he ever spoke in a video game!

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw 4 года назад

      Smg4?

    • @CallN0w
      @CallN0w 4 года назад +1

      @@Pedro_eqw Super Mario Gun 4

    • @paracanthurushepatus7215
      @paracanthurushepatus7215 4 года назад

      @@Pedro_eqw this guy ruclips.net/user/supermarioglitchy4

  • @Cieco1
    @Cieco1 4 года назад

    I think the missing piece of games like Mario's Time Machine is that with the physical game, you also had access to a players' guide (a quick Google search for Mario's Time Machine manual finds the pdf version). Older games printed tutorials to maximize the game space. Why waste precious kilobytes with how to complete the time surfing game when you can just read the manual before you play! For gamer today this is almost completely foreign, but game manuals were a huge source of information in early games such as this. That doesn't really help the overall game, but saying the game has "no controls of explanations" is outright wrong, since buying the game would've bought you the manual too.

  • @Moscato_Moscato
    @Moscato_Moscato 4 года назад +4

    So Mario Odessey wasn’t the first time Mario interacted with actual human beings 🤔

  • @schrodinger6991
    @schrodinger6991 4 года назад +2

    I had to lough so hard at the freude schöner götter funke remix

  • @DaNoob1485
    @DaNoob1485 4 года назад +4

    Eh there are probably worse Mario games But I do agree that Mario’s time machine sucks a lot!

  • @floraevoli744
    @floraevoli744 4 года назад

    (About the Dino mini game) You probably already tried but catching eggs, with the basket in Mario's hands, then klick the hole. Maybe you need a specific number of eggs.

  • @Groudon0199
    @Groudon0199 4 года назад +4

    I had the SNES version as a kid. Ceave's initial reactions mirrored mine every time I tried to play it. I never figured out what to do, and the only screens I ever saw were the artifact room, time machine, and surfing game.

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 4 года назад

    Hey Ceave, if you want to play a time travel game travelling through different points in history and using the knowledge you pick up along the way, I would recommend Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego, more recently known as Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time. I played that game to absolute death and back when I was a kid. seriously, I must have completed at least a dozen playthroughs of it, that was my jam back in the day. All your Good Guides(helpers) names were puns, and there was always a mystery or puzzle to solve based on the time period you were in(which were still relatively easy and could pretty much all be brute-forced through, or you could ask your Good Guide for hints). And even better, good old Charles Martinet, AKA the voice of Mario, voiced Shakespeare and Beethoven in it! :D NO need to play it for a video or anything if you don't want to, especially since this is mainly a Mario channel, but just thought I'd mention it if you're interested :3

  • @thecreatorofpc7929
    @thecreatorofpc7929 4 года назад +10

    0:51 wait, Mario has *WEEGEE’S* face

  • @ExplosionMare
    @ExplosionMare 4 года назад

    I was hoping for a list of all the bad games, but watching you cover these games was fun too

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 года назад +6

    This man loves Mario significantly more than Peach does...

  • @smbcollector
    @smbcollector 4 года назад

    I liked Mario's Time Machine for the SNES. It was like a detective game. I think it would've been a great improvement if it all took place in the Mario universe and had you just helping fellow Mushroom Kingdom residents retrieve stolen goods or something, but I accept Super Mario Odyssey's Metro Kingdom, so I can accept this, too.

  • @Jim724
    @Jim724 4 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Panicking Ceave: His first second concert?!?

  • @seafoamspirit3484
    @seafoamspirit3484 3 года назад

    I assumed you'd somehow justify *M&L: Partners in Time* as the worst, despite it having the oddest adorable concept of "Luigi adopts himself", but nope! There were multiple time travel Mario games. Should've expected that, I suppose.

  • @gustavomariz7769
    @gustavomariz7769 4 года назад +4

    There’s a youtuber i watch that played every single mario game 100percent to say the top10 worst mario games

    • @gustavomariz7769
      @gustavomariz7769 4 года назад +1

      Catman it’s nintendofan he is a brazilian youtuber i watch

    • @Lucas-to2jc
      @Lucas-to2jc 4 года назад

      Ah, aquele vídeo foi incrível

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 года назад +1

    He knows all the facts the game got wrong, but couldn’t guess a blank.

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 года назад

      Well to be fair, "his first second concert" is the best answer, the game just didn't accept it.

  • @Anonymimus
    @Anonymimus 4 года назад +3

    10:43 - They should use that font in the upper right hand corner somewhere on Twitch ^^

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 4 года назад +1

    "Let's read the amazing description on the Mario Maker wiki, *shell* we?"

  • @RetroCheats
    @RetroCheats 4 года назад +4

    They could of just recycled "Mario is Missing" NES version into Mario's time machine and it would of been a much better looking game

  • @AndreasR_KnE
    @AndreasR_KnE 4 года назад +2

    When you hear something german: "das verstehe ich ohne drüber nachzudenken lol"

  • @aguywatchingtheshow
    @aguywatchingtheshow 4 года назад +3

    "His first, second concert?" - I died.

  • @AebbronPuff12
    @AebbronPuff12 Год назад +1

    I remember watching this video when it first came out. It was probably one of my favorites among all of them.
    Now it's 3 years old
    We miss you Ceave, hope you're doing well

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 4 года назад +3

    This game remind's me of Stampy's Wonder Quest story

  • @gamerdogthedog
    @gamerdogthedog 4 года назад +2

    Look, I can’t express enough how funny you are! Like in the music section with a “gas concert” 😆 😂 😂

  • @brokenwizards9122
    @brokenwizards9122 4 года назад +3

    11:08
    Mario has a basket.
    It looks like you’re supposed to catch (save) the eggs and put them in the nest (what you call a hole).

    • @brokenwizards9122
      @brokenwizards9122 4 года назад

      SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
      Yea he found that the nest was supposed to be clickable but it wouldn’t let him because he didn’t have any eggs.
      I think you can actually see him accidentally get an egg right before he clicks on it at the end.

  • @squidbacon7397
    @squidbacon7397 4 года назад +3

    Mario: "Come here, fishy fishy!"
    Ceave: *scribbling furiously*

  • @JakusKugelchen
    @JakusKugelchen 4 года назад +2

    I think in the dino minigame you have to collect as many eggs as you can and then when you got enough, you click on the hole. If you get hit by the rocket you will lose all of your eggs and you have to start again. That's what I think.

  • @Irisposting
    @Irisposting 4 года назад +4

    I was given a copy of Mario's Time Machine for pc when I was a little kid. I did not ever actually finish it.

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 4 года назад +1

      Hello iris

    • @Irisposting
      @Irisposting 4 года назад

      @@MyHandleIsAplaceholder this is legit the most concerned a notification has made me congratulations!
      Also hi

    • @curatedmemes9406
      @curatedmemes9406 4 года назад

      @@MyHandleIsAplaceholder fbi open up

  • @somethingfunnyyt
    @somethingfunnyyt 4 года назад

    I think the mini game at like 11:55
    The point is to collect eggs in the basket then once you have enough, click on the hole and yoshi will appear?

  • @SupremeCalamitas789
    @SupremeCalamitas789 4 года назад +4

    *Come here, FiShY, fIsHy!*

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 4 года назад +2

    Here's how rating works:
    To rate something good, use fuzzies (1 is worst, 5 is best)
    To rate something bad, use hammers (1 is best, 5 is worst)
    From this, we can objectively conclude that fuzzies are bad, because a fuzzy is just 1 Fuzzy, and hammer bros are the absolute worst, because they have an infinite supply of hammers (way more than 5 Hammers).

  • @senseiusagi6136
    @senseiusagi6136 4 года назад +7

    10:15 Why is it german...?
    Grüße an alle Deutsche XD

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 4 года назад +8

      Its... Its Beethoven...

    • @senseiusagi6136
      @senseiusagi6136 4 года назад

      BJP I really don’t know history soooo I don’t know from wich country Beethoven came 😅

    • @emilstnt3495
      @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +1

      @@senseiusagi6136 he was born in germany

    • @senseiusagi6136
      @senseiusagi6136 4 года назад

      emilstnt oof

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 года назад

      @@senseiusagi6136 Bro. BRO. *BROO WHAT THE FUCK*

  • @derekw8039
    @derekw8039 4 года назад

    "Does this game succeed at teaching kids history?"
    Well, seeing as it's an "obscure" Mario game, it's almost lost to history.

  • @lollilein
    @lollilein 4 года назад +8

    10:48 "less worse"

  • @kwisowofer9872
    @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад +1

    No need to cover Hotel Mario. It’s a masterpiece.

  • @jimmywadsworth6750
    @jimmywadsworth6750 4 года назад +3

    I’ve missed you Ceave

  • @JoSephGD
    @JoSephGD 4 года назад

    I swear, the SNES version would've been better if it were based on the NES version. Now I want a new Mario platformer based on time travel.

  • @MayhemMessiah
    @MayhemMessiah 4 года назад +3

    It’s been 500 years

  • @chamtheman551
    @chamtheman551 4 года назад +1

    Now to make Mario's Time Machine
    In Super Mario Maker 2
    Don't worry... I bet it'll actually be surprisingly simple ;]

  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple 4 года назад +7

    5:56 The next line is “Soon recognized as a master... PIANIST...”
    So everybody should have known.

    • @JustJum
      @JustJum 4 года назад +8

      I still wouldve guessed "His first second concert"

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw 4 года назад

      It's a joke

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 года назад

      Pedro Maybe. But he could have made the joke with his birth year. The gap to that clue was bigger.

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw 4 года назад

      @@LocalMaple Not maybe, it is definitely a joke, it's obvious. I don't know how you didn't realise that, even the tone is sarcastic, like he knows everyone knows the answer.

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 года назад +1

      You all realize that the piano isn’t the only instrument Beethoven can play, right? To claim that he could only see Beethoven as anything other than a piano player as a joke, is as true as telling people he watched Harry Potter but only knows The Borrowers as a film Tom Felton acted in.
      Even as a joke, he had less excuse to fail Piano than to fail his birth year.

  • @khristucker370
    @khristucker370 4 года назад +2

    The dino minigame:
    Catch eggs from pterodactyl
    Bring to hole (yoshi nest)
    As a reward 4 saving eggs yoshi sends you to the present

  • @emiiin1619
    @emiiin1619 4 года назад +5

    10:16 Cringe Alarm!

  • @TheLocoRunner
    @TheLocoRunner 4 года назад +1

    I loved Mario's game gallery as a kid! It was so fun playing checkers with my brother and trying to turn my koopa's into bowsers to gobble up my brothers yoshi's :) good times!
    Also I'm almost 100% certain Mario cheated at go fish, he would let you think you're winning at first, then near the end he would say in a condescending manner "oh brother, Ima got 3 cards! That's another book for Mario!" again and again until he won >:/

  • @PaperoozyProductions
    @PaperoozyProductions 4 года назад +4

    Hey, does anyone wanna try the laying my SMM2 series called “a minion’s revenge”
    Here are the ids
    A minion’s revenge: LH0-89X-Y5G
    A minion’s revenge 2: GHK-BL0-NGG
    A minion’s revenge 3: RTD-0CN-SNG

  • @arttukettunen5757
    @arttukettunen5757 4 года назад +2

    As a kid I thought super mario 63 (yes 63 the flash game) was official. Honestly compared to these games, it could be...

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 года назад +1

    Tfw you realise a Mario educational game made the ultra space mini game over 20 years prior, just terrible