Shane Gillis Knows the Amish

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 2 года назад +10050

    These two look like soldiers of opposite sides during the civil war.

    • @Drelam
      @Drelam 2 года назад +209

      Haha great comment

    • @elorra1
      @elorra1 2 года назад +32

      @@Drelam confirmation

    • @mikethomas2191
      @mikethomas2191 2 года назад +284

      They would've been lol Louisiana vs Pennsylvania

    • @TheDizastarmaster
      @TheDizastarmaster 2 года назад +15

      Nice one

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 2 года назад +126

      @@mikethomas2191 They would intentionally shoot around one another, so they could complain how it's all BS as they'd take their sweet-ass time to clean their barrels, talk about the weather and the shape of the cloud above them.

  • @SouthernGntlmn
    @SouthernGntlmn 2 года назад +1152

    “They obviously see themselves as humans” lol Theo is fkn wild.

    • @hugo19jr
      @hugo19jr Год назад +34

      😂😂😂 “for sure” Shane only realized what he said like a whole ten seconds later. His giggles 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wakakakakakakakakakakaka

  • @andrewbaker6071
    @andrewbaker6071 2 года назад +2999

    I actually hit an Amish horse and buggy around Lancaster, Pa. I came over the top of a hill doing around 45mph and suddenly a horse a buggy appeared on the other side of the hill. There was no on-coming traffic so I cut the wheel hard to left and hit the back “drivers side” of the buggy. The giant buggy wheel was still stuck in my cars front end which flipped the buggy over. Luckily there was only 1 Amish man in the buggy and he was thrown out the window when I took his buggy wheel off doing 45mph. He was happiest that nothing happened to his horse which he had for 12 years. My insurance had to buy him a new buggy … $8K in case you’re wondering lol

    • @cont600ml
      @cont600ml 2 года назад +304

      i thought this was leading to a joke , this is so amazing a love this coment, menonite chesse is super good... i love chesse ... im fat

    • @z-hilly4419
      @z-hilly4419 2 года назад +124

      As the story continued, I did wonder what a buggy cost to replace lmao 🤣

    • @yahirbear
      @yahirbear 2 года назад +19

      @@cont600ml Mennonite cheese is the best

    • @greenteambc
      @greenteambc 2 года назад +75

      This is not the comment we wanted, but one that we needed.

    • @blindi6326
      @blindi6326 2 года назад +38

      8k for a buggy damn man what the fuck

  • @Toadspring
    @Toadspring 2 года назад +986

    Shane Gillis somehow looks like an old man and a toddler simultaneously

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 2 года назад +10

      is a young toad called a Toadler?

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 Год назад +52

      It’s the Down’s

    • @pennsyltuckyreb9800
      @pennsyltuckyreb9800 Год назад +18

      That's just the 50 shades of Down's, bro.

    • @dylanhealy8126
      @dylanhealy8126 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Azoria4 I know you’re making a joke, but no. Young toads don’t really exist because they’re born in the water as tadpoles.
      They should be called todpoles

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 10 месяцев назад

      @dylanhealy8126 that’s a baby toad, not a young toad

  • @ChunkyLover53
    @ChunkyLover53 Год назад +619

    Theo was trying to get an Amish guy on the show. Kept sending emails, texts, and leaving voicemails, but it never worked out.

  • @theboythatdid2495
    @theboythatdid2495 Год назад +340

    "theyll build a birdhouse with their tongue" theo never ceases to amaze me with the sentences and phrases he says 😂😂😂

    • @davidcliff2141
      @davidcliff2141 10 месяцев назад +6

      it really seems like all this stuff has been rolling around in his head for years before he says it

  • @Papi_Chapo2
    @Papi_Chapo2 2 года назад +587

    “They’re gay for woodwork” 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @AresMarrow
    @AresMarrow 2 года назад +943

    I grew up in a Amish community in Holmes County Ohio and me and a couple other buddies who was Amish watched this and laughed so hard, especially when Shane would drive by and call them homo cause they are really homophobic and that's the one thing that gets them really mad

    • @blackcraft3465
      @blackcraft3465 2 года назад +12

      I grew up in Wayne County haha so I interact with them often at work

    • @AresMarrow
      @AresMarrow 2 года назад +3

      @@blackcraft3465 yea I'm from Fredericksburg so my area is Wayne and Holmes as well. I graduated from waynedale lol

    • @blackcraft3465
      @blackcraft3465 2 года назад +4

      @@AresMarrow oh shit nice lol I went to Orrville and still live here 😂

    • @AresMarrow
      @AresMarrow 2 года назад +5

      @@blackcraft3465 you're joking, I live in the Ville rn, I'm not to far from the taco bell😂

    • @blackcraft3465
      @blackcraft3465 2 года назад +2

      @@AresMarrow Yeah no joke lmao technically it's North Lawrence so it's 10 mins outside of town I just say Orr 😂

  • @yagenrokornegay
    @yagenrokornegay 2 года назад +303

    Dude I could listen to y'all talk about the Amish for hours. This had me in tears

  • @Sythef
    @Sythef Год назад +185

    I love the places Theo takes Shane. You can tell he is genuinely being caught off guard like when hes with Matt. He has great chemistry with outlandish people like them.

    • @nadagainagain4987
      @nadagainagain4987 Год назад +12

      Because shane is so normal it's weird.

    • @bryantsmith7410
      @bryantsmith7410 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was looking for this comment lol, you nailed it

  • @JackR1515
    @JackR1515 Год назад +300

    Theo took his time finding the right line, and he did. wouldn’t have been anything funnier than, “you promise?” 💀

    • @kennedysan1045
      @kennedysan1045 Год назад +3

      My smooth brain I doesn't get it.

    • @CS-ui4qj
      @CS-ui4qj Год назад +3

      That shit was hilarious! I laughed so hard!! “You promise!?” 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

  • @triplebasic
    @triplebasic Год назад +338

    Eli Yoder is a former Amish guy, RUclipsr. He's a trucker now, and he sneaks in like cell phones and cameras to Amish communities. I bet he'd kill to be on the podcast.

    • @Matt-of2eq
      @Matt-of2eq Год назад +12

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @MrCrazyTart
      @MrCrazyTart Год назад +10

      I thought of Eli too. He’s got a lot of experience and has a good sense of humor too

    • @zendetta4364
      @zendetta4364 Год назад +23

      I live 30 mins from Amish country in TN. I know like 50 Eli Yoders 😂😂

    • @aimeehug9845
      @aimeehug9845 Год назад +3

      Yesss! I was just thinking an episode with Theo and Eli would be so so good.

    • @eamonmac2751
      @eamonmac2751 Год назад +4

      He’s a weirdo tbh

  • @jacobwilliams5584
    @jacobwilliams5584 2 года назад +189

    "You promise" "say it again"😂 not even 5 minutes and I'm dying😭😂

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 2 года назад +5

      😆😆 this isn’t the first time Theo has mentioned his love for being referred to as a nigha

    • @Ztuber564
      @Ztuber564 Год назад +2

      Is an 8 minute video when were you expecting to laugh? Lol

    • @ben_mac8670
      @ben_mac8670 10 месяцев назад

      Where my Nicars at@@kay-collins

  • @TheDreno33
    @TheDreno33 2 года назад +76

    Theo talking about the Amish: "These aren't gay people. I mean, they're gay for woodwork."
    Thanks again for another great one-liner, Theo!

  • @bloodanddajugs
    @bloodanddajugs Год назад +44

    Love Theo, he’s a 12 year old that is getting older but not growing up and it’s a great magic.

  • @stephenalbright3346
    @stephenalbright3346 2 года назад +233

    I worked with the Amish in Pennsylvania when I worked construction. They would ask us to explain football and other sports to them. They were allowed to drive cars and have call phones if they needed them for work. They would have flip phones

    • @MemoryUtilizer
      @MemoryUtilizer Год назад +1

      Or were they Mennonites?

    • @johngorman1219
      @johngorman1219 Год назад +5

      Are you sure they weren’t Hutterites? .

    • @jmsteager1
      @jmsteager1 Год назад +10

      Wenger Mennonites as well... lots of neighbors with flip phones😂

    • @fanda6122
      @fanda6122 Год назад +11

      im from berks county which borders Lancaster county mostly we have Mennonites the ones further in bumblefuck are more conservative but there are some making 6- 7 figures they drive f350s and just look like halfway amish with wranglers on. they have iphones and eat at sheetz lol. i saw a cashier struggle to understand one order a "WAN FLAVORR BLACK AND MILD" the accent is wild

    • @junicohen7918
      @junicohen7918 Год назад

      ​@@johngorman1219never seen hitterites that far east

  • @MissCarlyJoy
    @MissCarlyJoy 2 года назад +34

    The Anabaptist movement was a product of Switzerland in the 16th century. They believed that the traditional practice of baptizing babies didn't make sense and thought a commitment like that should be an adult decision. Joseph Amman was the found, and guy named Mennon founded Mennonites, and a Hutter did the Hutterites. The adult baptism, I speculate, is the motivation for the Rumspringer, which is one of the coolest facets of their religion. I love the Amish!

    • @Catechuman23
      @Catechuman23 Год назад +8

      Menno Simons, not some dude named Mennon 😂 I grew up Mennonite..

    • @ezandman6804
      @ezandman6804 5 месяцев назад

      @@Catechuman23 I know you have your book of marters thingy but who besides SImons is one of your "apostels" if any?

  • @affalada6868
    @affalada6868 2 года назад +49

    From the same area as Shane Amish are great neighbors. Mind there own business and super kind. Good people!

  • @waverunner9849
    @waverunner9849 2 года назад +35

    I lost it “get your eyes back in your head Samuel” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @njalva3
    @njalva3 2 года назад +79

    Please have Shane on again! This was one of my favorite episodes

  • @HoniTheCircleMaker13
    @HoniTheCircleMaker13 Год назад +56

    I always wanted to move to PA and start an Amish MMA gym. They'd be beasts like Khabib and the Dagestani's. Just working in the fields and training all day 💪

    • @italyc9132
      @italyc9132 6 месяцев назад +4

      I’d pay to see that

    • @MyBoomStick1
      @MyBoomStick1 4 месяца назад +3

      I wonder if wrestling is to worldly 😆

    • @PatrickLapp
      @PatrickLapp 4 месяца назад +1

      I've wrestled Amish guys growing up and its not even close. They are a different kind of beast . . . and they do stink pretty bad as well.

  • @ryant.5173
    @ryant.5173 2 года назад +98

    I am born and raised in Lancaster PA. I got a DUI in 1998 and had to take alcohol classes where we had to share our story. The one lady in there got her second DUI and both times she hit a horse and buggy! Crazy but it happens. Buggies are hard to see at night.

    • @anms2023
      @anms2023 Год назад

      she killed them?

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 3 месяца назад

      Look up Finland reflective paint reindeer

    • @yonidellarocha9714
      @yonidellarocha9714 Месяц назад

      @@jacobjorgenson9285 Well, the reindeer don't mind technology, with the amish it might get more difficult to implement...

  • @bmurphy6418
    @bmurphy6418 2 года назад +42

    “These aren’t gay people”
    “I mean they’re gay for woodwork”

  • @computershy9125
    @computershy9125 2 года назад +57

    shane and theo should just start a joint podcast. they are the best together

    • @humbean5683
      @humbean5683 Год назад +2

      Just become a dawg. MSSP is the last cast you’ll need

    • @computershy9125
      @computershy9125 Год назад

      @@humbean5683 bro you think i don't listen to MSSP?

    • @NeoAndersonChannel1
      @NeoAndersonChannel1 Год назад +1

      A way better Fight Companion would be Theo, Shane, Dustin Poirier and Nate Diaz

  • @picinana6871
    @picinana6871 2 года назад +51

    from behind is the only choice.
    literally happened to a friend on a bike last month. her family took comfort in knowing she didn't see it coming. r.i.p. ❤

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 2 года назад +11

      But i bet she felt it. That's all that counts.

    • @pbplauralfilms
      @pbplauralfilms 2 года назад +2

      Billy Comforto RIP

    • @lil-dexxy6475
      @lil-dexxy6475 2 года назад +12

      @@4Everlast Man dont bring that negative shit in here :/

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 2 года назад +1

      @@lil-dexxy6475 You read what you want not what i wrote. ;) Get your self some better weed my man. More uppers, less downers.

    • @JoseSanchez-zo5tb
      @JoseSanchez-zo5tb 2 года назад +3

      You gotta admit it’s a little funny tho

  • @mullyfla
    @mullyfla 2 года назад +205

    Theo is the funniest guy out there other than Chappelle. "They can build a birdhouse with their tongue".

    • @jamesalexander8872
      @jamesalexander8872 2 года назад

      Chappelle is a joke thief.

    • @josephvanhorn5347
      @josephvanhorn5347 2 года назад +14

      Theo blew by Chapelle years ago.

    • @JohnDee633
      @JohnDee633 2 года назад +27

      Chappelle just does lectures now, he hasn’t done comedy in a while

    • @devinmichaelroberts9954
      @devinmichaelroberts9954 2 года назад +6

      @@josephvanhorn5347 in what world do you think Theo Von blew by him? Theo Von's specials are fucking awful. Are you kidding me? Did you even watch the closer, or any of Chapelles recent netflix specials.

    • @devinmichaelroberts9954
      @devinmichaelroberts9954 2 года назад +1

      @@JohnDee633 Really? You are kidding right? You dont think the whole bit about the car and the lgptq is funny? But you think this crap is?

  • @whoeeezit
    @whoeeezit 2 года назад +12

    “Gay for woodwork” and “Rob Bironas” - both super underrated comments. Theo is too quick for his own good sometimes 😂

  • @boarsnout9526
    @boarsnout9526 Год назад +18

    “I guess they look at themselves as humans, yeah?”
    “For sure.”

  • @elaishh3533
    @elaishh3533 2 года назад +30

    These two are fucking gold together 🤣

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 2 года назад +67

    In Minnesota we had an Amish community nearby. The blankets and other stuff they sold, all great stuff. I was always sure to try to avoid talking about stupid stuff they didn't care about. "Do you guys play Mario Bros 3?" I'm glad I was a shade smarter than that. Rumspringa was always a fun time around my area because they liked to find small towns to hit the bars so they could blend in and not get messed with. They got ripped and told to leave and they'd go out and vomit, rally and head to the next place that would serve them. Luckily we only had 3 bars in my town and two were owned by one guy and the other was a VFW. And no alcohol sales on Sundays... even now.

    • @RraMakutsi
      @RraMakutsi Год назад +2

      You must be talking about the area around Harmony... I grew up in Decorah, and had family in Rochester, Duluth, and the Cities. When I was a kid, a large group of Amish craftsmen helped to restore a huge, dilapidated barn that belonged to Luther College. For most of the Spring and Summer of 1992 there were Amish dudes all over the town! The main place they would congregate on hot afternoon breaks was the Whippy Dip, our local ice cream "hotspot". My friends and I hung out there almost every day, and we loved getting to know them and hearing about how their traditional ways of barn raising were being used to bring the 150 year old building back to life. It was a cool experience for my young self, and really broadened my world view.

    • @hellomjb
      @hellomjb Год назад

      I live in Rochester, definitely see buggies around Utica.

  • @thomasredden4263
    @thomasredden4263 2 года назад +49

    My babysitter growing up was Amish. Never understood why we paid them considering we worked our asses off their, we were basically paying to be farm hands😂(grew up in Indiana) those dudes could party like you would not believe tho, Saturday’s they all partied with the lights out and the next morning it looked like a claymores full of red solo cups blew up all over the property. Rumspringa around us was a either 6 months or 1 year, but a very strict period of time, after which you were forced to make a decision to either live as an Amish and be embraced by your family, or you could live a life with technology in normal society without the restrictions of Amish culture, but you aren’t allowed to see your family anymore, and of the few instances I knew of that made the decision to leave, they really weren’t allowed back into the community. The families take it incredibly hard and see it as a huge disrespect and slight to god and they did not cave on that rule.

  • @Hezv1
    @Hezv1 Год назад +16

    2:14 Theo's ability to stunlock literally anyone is incredible.

    • @benm2784
      @benm2784 Год назад +4

      Always with the million dollar questions.

  • @danielthehuman107
    @danielthehuman107 2 года назад +23

    It’s so weird hearing Theo talk about the Amish, I’m from Lancaster and you can tell Shane is because he says it the right way lol

  • @tammymorningstar4794
    @tammymorningstar4794 2 года назад +25

    My buddy Amos, had a head unit, amplifier and subwoofers, in his buggy. He had one cassette, Eddie Money's greatest hits and he played the shit, out of that tape, in the Hardee's parking lot on Fridays. Good times.
    Tam's other half

    • @AresMarrow
      @AresMarrow 2 года назад +5

      We call them Boombuggies here, alot of my Amish buddies had them to but some jumped the fence and got cars and the other few had to give them up after they joined the church

    • @senorpepper3405
      @senorpepper3405 2 года назад +2

      And she was shakin
      Snapin her fingers🎵

  • @Nailer35
    @Nailer35 2 года назад +22

    As someone who lives in Lancaster PA, this is hilarious!!! Seeing an Amish on their rumspringa is so weird! Rolling around in the buggies with neon lights and stuff lol

  • @ginrummy426
    @ginrummy426 Год назад +54

    The most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life was Amish. I was on AMTRAK headed to Reno to visit family. She was dressed in traditional Amish attire with no makeup. To this day, and every day since, I regret not talking to her

    • @f1ringfed
      @f1ringfed Год назад +22

      U had 0 chance buddy

    • @ginrummy426
      @ginrummy426 Год назад +11

      @@f1ringfed lol I didn't know my chances and your self esteem had so much in common

    • @seanharris8419
      @seanharris8419 10 месяцев назад

      Being born and raised in Reno, I’m always surprised when anyone outside of Nevada mentions it lol. Every time I go to the East coast and tell people I’m from Reno they look at me like I’m speaking Greek or something.

    • @Blondie77128
      @Blondie77128 9 месяцев назад

      @@f1ringfedheh, heh, heh

  • @NeoAndersonChannel1
    @NeoAndersonChannel1 Год назад +22

    "you promise?" Is probably the funniest 2 word punchline of all time lmfao 😂

  • @joenissley7627
    @joenissley7627 2 года назад +96

    I'm amish on rumspringa, you guys are hilarious 😂

    • @boatsanhs9709
      @boatsanhs9709 2 года назад +9

      You gonna go back? Yo I always wondered what the air conditioning situation was.

    • @AresMarrow
      @AresMarrow 2 года назад +6

      My family jumped the fence, it's worth it man, go English😂

    • @hsqacshop7362
      @hsqacshop7362 2 года назад

      You are using electricity right now though lol

    • @hsqacshop7362
      @hsqacshop7362 2 года назад

      @@user-tm8jt2py3d 'murder' lol. None of the other things hurt other humans.....I realize you were joking lol (hopefully?)

    • @NunzioBustacucci
      @NunzioBustacucci 2 года назад

      @@hsqacshop7362 FYI Amish ARE allowed to murder on rumspringa.

  • @alexhatfield4448
    @alexhatfield4448 2 года назад +17

    I also live in Central Pa and I can confirm everyone yelled at them as kids out of car windows.

    • @sfservice75
      @sfservice75 4 месяца назад

      Yeah we called them yonies....not sure where that term came from. I was born, raised and still live in Lancaster County, PA.

  • @russellshoemaker4412
    @russellshoemaker4412 2 года назад +85

    Theo's Amish/Irish accent is spot on 😀

  • @NotCollectedNorCalm
    @NotCollectedNorCalm Год назад +8

    Bro this guy said “this dumb mothafucka put his hands up to try and stop it” I cannot 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickamenta12
    @nickamenta12 Год назад +5

    I’m a contractor and some days I’ll start in Philly then end up in Allentown at the end. It’s definitely interesting going from the city to farm land. The Amish actually sell a ton of well made sheds to the Philly suburbs.

  • @mikeskellington4167
    @mikeskellington4167 2 года назад +42

    Yo Theo killed it in Tulsa on Friday was dope to be in the same room as the king

    • @papabilby8855
      @papabilby8855 2 года назад +1

      Didn’t even know he was here!!!

    • @mikeskellington4167
      @mikeskellington4167 2 года назад +1

      @@papabilby8855 tbh I didn’t either until the day before, there was a ticket ad attached to a podcast vid I guess that’s my only criticism maybe advertise your shows even more 🤣 gang gang

    • @papabilby8855
      @papabilby8855 2 года назад +1

      @@mikeskellington4167 Gang gang baby!!! 😂

    • @brussy1
      @brussy1 2 года назад

      @@mikeskellington4167 dont say that to comedians. they hate it. they have to promote the shit out of their tours and specials and then to have a fan be completely unaware... drives them nuts. you can find the information in numerous different places if u actually go look. but they totally promote it.

    • @mikeskellington4167
      @mikeskellington4167 2 года назад +2

      @@brussy1 fair enough I was thinking that when I typed it I felt dumb for not having heard until the day prior I thought I checked a couple months ago and he was sold out and didn’t expect him to come back so quick still on us to know tho

  • @griffin9943
    @griffin9943 2 года назад +41

    My ex father used to lease a 600 acre farm to hunt. Must of had 20 tree stands and he got some work done by some Amish guys and they were so cool. Really friendly and into so much shit. They’ll build you a barn or a patio and then be like we breed Dobermans to lol. So we went and hung out up at their property and checked it out. Over time we were seeing them all the time and I lived there so I was always around. We offered them a couple days at the farm to try and harvest deer. Turns out then didn’t use our stands and they went to that farm that he only leased and they just mowed trees down and pretty much acted like they owned the place. It turned into this huge thing with the owners and stuff it was crazy at the time but thinking back on it it’s fuckin hilarious. Cutting trees down for a clear shot on someone elses property when you were invited to hunt 😂😂 never saw them after that

    • @flip4119
      @flip4119 2 года назад

      lmao made off with the trees

    • @user-ww8nz5oo2l
      @user-ww8nz5oo2l 2 года назад +4

      The Amish go all charles in charge if you give them axes and a forest in the way. It's quite a sight to see

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 2 года назад +5

      ex father?

    • @griffin9943
      @griffin9943 2 года назад +1

      @@steven1479 my ex gfs father my bad

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 2 года назад +9

      @@griffin9943 Oh, I thought you got a new dad or something.

  • @wardkdouglas
    @wardkdouglas 2 года назад +14

    That brief excited moment when you learn Shane Gillis grew up 15 minutes away from where you grew up. Interesting.

  • @trentonyoder547
    @trentonyoder547 2 года назад +63

    Hey Theo, I’m Mennonite and I’d fly out to talk to you. Got the last name Yoder and everything!

    • @wonderground5598
      @wonderground5598 2 года назад +4

      Are you Swiss-German? Or Austrian?

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 года назад

      @@wonderground5598
      My family is of Swiss-German decent. The last name is Syler but I’m told the original spelling was different back in the old country. Most of us are Texans these days but there are many of us back East, as well.

    • @wonderground5598
      @wonderground5598 2 года назад

      @@negativeindustrial Very cool! Any cities/towns in particular where there are a lot of you?

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 года назад

      @@wonderground5598
      The family home is near Brenham, Texas but we are in Houston, Dallas/Fort Worth and Austin, as well.

    • @AresMarrow
      @AresMarrow 2 года назад

      My family jumped the fence but I grew up in Amish community out in Holmes County, we use to be Hostetler but my dad had a different last name so I got his

  • @weltschmerz333
    @weltschmerz333 10 месяцев назад +4

    "there's levels to the amish" underrated, totally killed me

  • @YoungButDriven
    @YoungButDriven 3 месяца назад +2

    “ get your eyes back in your fuckin head Samuel” has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😭😭

  • @dustins8137
    @dustins8137 2 года назад +10

    Theo!! If you want to talk to an Amish man, I may be able to hook you up. I bought a building of this guy his kids were the happiest kids playing and working at the same time. I have a 2020 camaro and this guy loves it. They have bought alot of farm land around our town. They are very cool happy people. Thanks for the laughs man

    • @BuddhaSunn
      @BuddhaSunn 2 месяца назад

      How do they make money?

  • @ThatOldGoose
    @ThatOldGoose Год назад +5

    When Theo did the finger goggles i lost it 😂

  • @alaskaasmr200
    @alaskaasmr200 2 года назад +12

    "They're gay for woodwork"
    Hahahahaha

  • @Humdeehum
    @Humdeehum 2 месяца назад +2

    7:24 “Get yerr eyes back in yoor head, Samuel!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 2 года назад +29

    These 2 go well together as something else that goes really well with something else that's also great.

    • @oscarplant6371
      @oscarplant6371 2 года назад +5

      Thought I was having a stroke reading your comment for a second lol

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 2 года назад +5

      @@oscarplant6371 xD I tried to channel Theo.

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 2 года назад +5

      @@4Everlast that was pretty close

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 года назад +6

      Cocaine and waffles

    • @grandmaster_gus
      @grandmaster_gus 2 года назад +5

      @@darksu6947 shake & bake 👊🏻💥

  • @tatumdaniels
    @tatumdaniels Год назад +2

    This is my favorite Theo clip of all time. I really want Shane back on.

  • @docd2295
    @docd2295 Год назад +5

    There is a wide range of Mennonites. All the way from the almost Amish ones discussed here to friends I had growing up in northeast Ohio where the mom wore a racing jacket and jeans. Also, my most recent ex was from a “worldly” mennonite family in Lancaster near where Shane is from. They left to go to a different more regular church when she was young.
    Good people, very simple in their thought processes though even when smart and living out in the world doing regular jobs. My ex was 30 and had doctorate in physical therapy…but i discovered she doubted the existence of dinosaurs because she just didn’t “get the point of dinosaurs”. I literally had to convince her they were real. It was hilarious but she just had never actually thought about it but had this general intuition they were fake. Best example I can give of how they’re just a little…different. I actually miss her and her family a lot. She was not typical of them and wasn’t ready to get married.

  • @chadwickpuffington
    @chadwickpuffington Год назад +15

    Didn't want to have to search for Amish car accidents but you guys talked me into it.

    • @GummerHummerQueen
      @GummerHummerQueen Год назад

      How'd that go for ya? Cause now I'm tempted

    • @bobbymata5515
      @bobbymata5515 Год назад

      ​@@GummerHummerQueenChads currently in a psych ward for the time being...

    • @jackoverton8343
      @jackoverton8343 5 месяцев назад

      You can just look at dday footage as they moved inwards and see the same aftermath. Horses carts on side of the road just obliterated

  • @OG-Ghost33
    @OG-Ghost33 2 года назад +10

    Lmao at the putting your hands up to stop a 3000 pound chunk of steel traveling at a high rate of speed

  • @JM-zq9em
    @JM-zq9em 2 года назад +15

    I remember in my twenties I brought my girl out to Lancaster. She was quite busty and had dressed in a super low cut shirt. Anyway we decided to stop at an Amish owned roadside stand. There was only a young man there running it. The look on his face was priceless as she leaned over all the vegetables to inspect them as he was opposite of her behind the stand. It took me a moment to notice it.. but it is absolutely still hilarious in my mind. He had the most authentic look of wonder and amazement in his eyes that I ever saw. When we got back in the car and I told her what I saw she turned beat red. She was looking at his melons and he was looking at hers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gbradshaw
    @gbradshaw 2 года назад +5

    2:08 Theo says “Rob Bironas” who was drinking and driving and killed himself used to be a kicker for the Titans😭😂😂😂💀 that came out of no where💀💀

  • @412milspec
    @412milspec 2 года назад +7

    Grew up in Lancaster my entire life (still here). Love when people talk about it.

  • @TheRealUnknown01
    @TheRealUnknown01 2 года назад +4

    "Ya promise?" 😂🤣😂

  • @ThatMisguidedGrunt
    @ThatMisguidedGrunt 2 года назад +5

    While headed to a party in Amish country, my buddy decided to moon a buggy. Our destination was about 300ft later….

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Год назад +2

    I live in Mennonite country (Canadian version of the Amish), and they're some of the nicest, most generous, but also careful, thrifty, and guarded people you will ever meet. If you're a good sort and you need a job, if they don't have a place for you they know somebody else who does. If you're stranded in the middle of nowhere with your car out of gas/broken down you can knock on their door to make a phone call and before you know it you'll find yourself being compelled to stay for dinner (which is likely to be very delicious and healthy), and treated far better than you would think a stranger like you deserves.
    On the other hand, they're very private and sensible with keeping things inside their community. They hire a lot of outsiders but only promote their own in their businesses. They count every penny (but most are not greedy and won't try to screw you out of your due like normal bosses in the city will), and put their finances first. They make some of the best bosses to work for, because you know you will get what you were promised and that there's no games being played.
    That said, they may drive buggies, but most aren't Old Order anymore and use machinery (some even computers) for their farms and businesses. I have literally seen some of them pull out smartphones and use them regularly on the job, even drove past one of their carriages once to see the driver talking on his smart phone with one hand on the reigns, that gave me a good laugh! An eccentric but golden-hearted people who reflect what we used to be before all of this modernity. I imagine the Amish are much the same.

    • @nowaistedspace4946
      @nowaistedspace4946 Год назад +1

      I live in Amish country, they a form of "hillbilly", or "hills people".
      We choose to distance ourselves from certain interactions and luxuries in our society.
      Very smart people,
      the original "preppers". lol

  • @repetemyname842
    @repetemyname842 2 года назад +7

    We had a lot of Mennonites in our school in WI, too, but if you go further south in the state there are a lot of full-on Amish with the no driving rules and other things, a total horse culture.

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne 2 года назад

      that’s so cool and unique. good for them i hope they continue their traditions forever

    • @jackspinner4727
      @jackspinner4727 Год назад

      Portage area.

  • @jackhaugh
    @jackhaugh 22 дня назад

    I’m from Indiana, PA which is no where near Lancaster, but there were certainly TONS of Amish and Mennonite’s in that area. The 2 combined are my 2 favorite groups of people in the entire world, due to their fierce independence.
    I have about a billion and a half stories about the Amish and could go on all day, but one thing most people don’t realize about them is that they are incredibly gifted athletes, and are especially good at volleyball and basketball. Over 30 years ago I pulled up to a beach in my kayak at a local lake where there were several beach volleyball courts, and there was a large group of young Amish men and women getting ready to play on a Sunday afternoon. I’m sitting there thinking they’re going to suck. They started to play and they were freaking incredible!
    The Mennonite’s actually predate the Amish, but the Amish broke off because they didn’t think the Mennonites were strict enough. I live in VA, and there’s a ton of Mennonites nearby. In fact they have a University in Harrisonburg; Eastern Mennonite University. My mom and sister went in together and bought a huge farmhouse from a Mennonite family about 3 years ago. It’s completely modern, but there’s a barn out back along with a smokehouse, a potting shed, and a chicken coop. The husband they bought the house from was actually part of the US State Department, so it’s not exactly like every one thinks.
    Come to think of it, you have to drive past a Mennonite church to get to their house. I’ll stop now…

  • @crd9191
    @crd9191 2 года назад +4

    "There's levels to Amish..." hilarious

  • @MoldyBeer
    @MoldyBeer Год назад +1

    @TheoVonClips , the Amish are descendents of Germany, Switzerland, Holland, and Russia. Growing up in the southtowns of Buffalo, I could drive an hour away into their community. They make some good cheeses and are really respectful people.

  • @matjennifer
    @matjennifer 2 года назад +3

    Theo asking the hard hitting questions

  • @Ooh_Thats_Daqqq
    @Ooh_Thats_Daqqq 2 года назад +2

    When Theo is talking about the rocks and says “not me” I was done

  • @billys6027
    @billys6027 9 месяцев назад +3

    1:05 "You promise?!" LOL

  • @sethwilliams720
    @sethwilliams720 7 месяцев назад +2

    Shane is the only person I’ve seen who looks like a baby with a mustache. Excited for Tires to come out on Netflix

  • @brandonbeachy1649
    @brandonbeachy1649 2 года назад +7

    Yo Theo I was Amish born and raised I’ll come on any day bro. Gang gang

    • @StoryThyme100
      @StoryThyme100 2 года назад

      Is the 'beachy' any reference to 'beachy Amish'... the liberal branch? Another Lancaster, PA fan

  • @gerrym.9354
    @gerrym.9354 Год назад +2

    02:11 I'll never forget my Dad's last words, " A TRUCK!!! "

  • @24karatCC
    @24karatCC Год назад +4

    That whole buildup to “nah they smell bad” 😂💀

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 9 месяцев назад

      It is true sadly, not big fans of deodorant...or showering lol

  • @brianfitzpatrick1215
    @brianfitzpatrick1215 2 года назад +2

    I used to drive Amish people to church in fort plain NY. They came from Lancaster bought a lot of houses and farmland but hadn't built a church. They had to travel 20+ miles one way and paid me to cart them in a van. Those dudes are tough as nails and some of the kindest around

    • @bfra881
      @bfra881 2 года назад +2

      So, you were a Yoder toter?

  • @TheRealUnknown01
    @TheRealUnknown01 2 года назад +3

    I buy tomatoes and other vegetables and fruits from the amish all the time. Theres a town full of them about 20 miles away from me

  • @bojackhorseman555
    @bojackhorseman555 Год назад

    I came here for a good time, something about the conversation of your last second because fatal and miserable gave me a horrid anxiety attack. Feels bad man.

  • @x.Aura.x
    @x.Aura.x 2 года назад +14

    They need to do like a tour at some Amish country place closer to the holidays and film it and get in on that Amish cookin!!

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 2 года назад

      There's plenty videos online Like that.

    • @troymash8109
      @troymash8109 2 года назад

      My mother in law took my daughter to an Amish restaurant last year. She flipped out when they got served. The mashed potatoes were instant potatoes...lmfao

  • @oneiromancer9198
    @oneiromancer9198 Месяц назад

    theo is perfect when riffing off of other people in a more casual setting, stand up is good and all, but when he seems like that one friends older brother who’d just say shit to you as a kid, it’s golden

  • @coffeefish
    @coffeefish 2 года назад +2

    Honest work, good food, lots of fresh air.

  • @spittabeats
    @spittabeats Год назад +1

    “He’s in jail for murder now” classic Theo name drop 💀

  • @margotbw4660
    @margotbw4660 2 года назад +7

    Theos shirt's buggin me 🤣

  • @TheShabbyLad
    @TheShabbyLad 25 дней назад +1

    5:28 Shane worrying that the Amish might watch this video is hilarious

  • @virgie4715
    @virgie4715 Год назад +3

    Theo’s Amish voice is KILLING ME

  • @jacoblangobard4640
    @jacoblangobard4640 2 года назад +2

    6:25 The amish or atleast some of the communities have some wacky occult practices. The "sixth and seventh books of Moses" is popular among the amish, and that is a "grimoire", or a book of spells/magic.

    • @abraxasfraxinus7744
      @abraxasfraxinus7744 2 года назад +1

      Im super interested in knowing more about this. Got anymore information or links about Amish occultism I could research?

    • @jacoblangobard4640
      @jacoblangobard4640 2 года назад

      @@abraxasfraxinus7744 Yes my friend Annie Frizz wrote a book called "Pennsylvania german witchcraft", that goes into some of the amish peoples folk magic. Theres also alot of books on the subject of "Powwow " that I think you would find intresting. And there is a great channel here on youtube called "Esoterica" check out Dr Justin sledges video called "occultism in colonial America".

  • @okrasvansee7788
    @okrasvansee7788 2 года назад +4

    Shane looks like an Amish fluffer with his boy toy stash

  • @dustinscheller7795
    @dustinscheller7795 Год назад +1

    I live in pa around the Amish and the men are very very fascinated by motorcycles, not so much Harleys due to the noise but street legal dirt bikes they can't resist

  • @someguy12593
    @someguy12593 2 года назад +32

    Gay for woodwork 🤣

    • @ctbojar
      @ctbojar 2 года назад

      Slipped it in there.

  • @Skankhunter420
    @Skankhunter420 Год назад +2

    I laughed out loud when i saw horse and buggie stalls at Wal-Mart in Parkesburg the first time. Then again every time after that.

  • @jessejames2546
    @jessejames2546 2 года назад +3

    We just had some buggy fatalities last year, northwest Pennsylvania

    • @bradysnyder4881
      @bradysnyder4881 2 года назад +1

      Damnn bro we just had some buggy fatalities this year, southeast Pennsylvania😂

    • @jessejames2546
      @jessejames2546 2 года назад

      @@bradysnyder4881 they hardcore

  • @tonyhill1141
    @tonyhill1141 7 месяцев назад

    We’ve got a ton of Amish in parts of Indiana. Heading to work on a two way road when they are all out going wherever they are going is absolutely maddening, then add in all the Amish on their bikes, it’s nuts.

  • @petesampson1454
    @petesampson1454 2 года назад +18

    I was dying during this

    • @sweetbeats
      @sweetbeats 2 года назад +2

      I’m sorry to hear that brother

    • @bubbyberry
      @bubbyberry 2 года назад +1

      are you okay?

    • @bls1869
      @bls1869 2 года назад

      Rip 😢

  • @upfromtheboginc.6204
    @upfromtheboginc.6204 9 дней назад

    We had a couple amish families in my hometown. Super nice people, they keep to themselves.

  • @mealsonwheels4970
    @mealsonwheels4970 2 года назад +19

    I hire new order Amish to work construction for me often. No lie, they were helping me at my house a few months ago and I showed like 4 of them the video to Weird Al's Amish Paradise. they all smiled and told me how stupid it was. obviously Al portrays Old order or Swartzentruber Amish, but they laughed at certain times in the video especially the point where the "lil omelets" had beards and he had Coolio braids in his hair.

    • @dutchybag
      @dutchybag 2 года назад +2

      Ha, I know of swartzentruber Amish, used to seem them around Wooster ohio...you could recognize them cause they wouldn't use reflectors on their buggys

  • @lewisr993
    @lewisr993 8 месяцев назад

    My 10th grade history teacher, Mr Knickerbocker is a Mennonite. That dudes truck was constantly “breaking down”. Ironically one of my favorite high school teachers.

  • @SM-mb4lj
    @SM-mb4lj 10 месяцев назад +5

    Hey, ex amish here, I'd be happy to be a guest on your podcast.

  • @jaredsmucker2642
    @jaredsmucker2642 2 года назад +12

    Put me on Theo half my whole family is Mennonite lmao. They’re not as crazy as you’d think but maybe I’m used to our family reunions by now who knows. They’re smart tho they all make to much money and drive cool shit. Also from Lancaster pa

  • @mintgumornot
    @mintgumornot Год назад +1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Theo Von looks like a guy from the 80s, trying to look like a guy from the 90s, while living in the 2020s.

  • @stevethebarber1
    @stevethebarber1 2 года назад +3

    Didn’t know Shane grew up there. I grew up 30-40m East of Lancaster. Very interesting area. Love this video 🤣

  • @chrismacklin1094
    @chrismacklin1094 7 месяцев назад

    These two blokes together… what a day!