@@mikethomas2191 They would intentionally shoot around one another, so they could complain how it's all BS as they'd take their sweet-ass time to clean their barrels, talk about the weather and the shape of the cloud above them.
I actually hit an Amish horse and buggy around Lancaster, Pa. I came over the top of a hill doing around 45mph and suddenly a horse a buggy appeared on the other side of the hill. There was no on-coming traffic so I cut the wheel hard to left and hit the back “drivers side” of the buggy. The giant buggy wheel was still stuck in my cars front end which flipped the buggy over. Luckily there was only 1 Amish man in the buggy and he was thrown out the window when I took his buggy wheel off doing 45mph. He was happiest that nothing happened to his horse which he had for 12 years. My insurance had to buy him a new buggy … $8K in case you’re wondering lol
@@Azoria4 I know you’re making a joke, but no. Young toads don’t really exist because they’re born in the water as tadpoles. They should be called todpoles
I grew up in a Amish community in Holmes County Ohio and me and a couple other buddies who was Amish watched this and laughed so hard, especially when Shane would drive by and call them homo cause they are really homophobic and that's the one thing that gets them really mad
I love the places Theo takes Shane. You can tell he is genuinely being caught off guard like when hes with Matt. He has great chemistry with outlandish people like them.
Eli Yoder is a former Amish guy, RUclipsr. He's a trucker now, and he sneaks in like cell phones and cameras to Amish communities. I bet he'd kill to be on the podcast.
I worked with the Amish in Pennsylvania when I worked construction. They would ask us to explain football and other sports to them. They were allowed to drive cars and have call phones if they needed them for work. They would have flip phones
im from berks county which borders Lancaster county mostly we have Mennonites the ones further in bumblefuck are more conservative but there are some making 6- 7 figures they drive f350s and just look like halfway amish with wranglers on. they have iphones and eat at sheetz lol. i saw a cashier struggle to understand one order a "WAN FLAVORR BLACK AND MILD" the accent is wild
The Anabaptist movement was a product of Switzerland in the 16th century. They believed that the traditional practice of baptizing babies didn't make sense and thought a commitment like that should be an adult decision. Joseph Amman was the found, and guy named Mennon founded Mennonites, and a Hutter did the Hutterites. The adult baptism, I speculate, is the motivation for the Rumspringer, which is one of the coolest facets of their religion. I love the Amish!
I always wanted to move to PA and start an Amish MMA gym. They'd be beasts like Khabib and the Dagestani's. Just working in the fields and training all day 💪
I am born and raised in Lancaster PA. I got a DUI in 1998 and had to take alcohol classes where we had to share our story. The one lady in there got her second DUI and both times she hit a horse and buggy! Crazy but it happens. Buggies are hard to see at night.
from behind is the only choice. literally happened to a friend on a bike last month. her family took comfort in knowing she didn't see it coming. r.i.p. ❤
@@josephvanhorn5347 in what world do you think Theo Von blew by him? Theo Von's specials are fucking awful. Are you kidding me? Did you even watch the closer, or any of Chapelles recent netflix specials.
In Minnesota we had an Amish community nearby. The blankets and other stuff they sold, all great stuff. I was always sure to try to avoid talking about stupid stuff they didn't care about. "Do you guys play Mario Bros 3?" I'm glad I was a shade smarter than that. Rumspringa was always a fun time around my area because they liked to find small towns to hit the bars so they could blend in and not get messed with. They got ripped and told to leave and they'd go out and vomit, rally and head to the next place that would serve them. Luckily we only had 3 bars in my town and two were owned by one guy and the other was a VFW. And no alcohol sales on Sundays... even now.
You must be talking about the area around Harmony... I grew up in Decorah, and had family in Rochester, Duluth, and the Cities. When I was a kid, a large group of Amish craftsmen helped to restore a huge, dilapidated barn that belonged to Luther College. For most of the Spring and Summer of 1992 there were Amish dudes all over the town! The main place they would congregate on hot afternoon breaks was the Whippy Dip, our local ice cream "hotspot". My friends and I hung out there almost every day, and we loved getting to know them and hearing about how their traditional ways of barn raising were being used to bring the 150 year old building back to life. It was a cool experience for my young self, and really broadened my world view.
My babysitter growing up was Amish. Never understood why we paid them considering we worked our asses off their, we were basically paying to be farm hands😂(grew up in Indiana) those dudes could party like you would not believe tho, Saturday’s they all partied with the lights out and the next morning it looked like a claymores full of red solo cups blew up all over the property. Rumspringa around us was a either 6 months or 1 year, but a very strict period of time, after which you were forced to make a decision to either live as an Amish and be embraced by your family, or you could live a life with technology in normal society without the restrictions of Amish culture, but you aren’t allowed to see your family anymore, and of the few instances I knew of that made the decision to leave, they really weren’t allowed back into the community. The families take it incredibly hard and see it as a huge disrespect and slight to god and they did not cave on that rule.
My buddy Amos, had a head unit, amplifier and subwoofers, in his buggy. He had one cassette, Eddie Money's greatest hits and he played the shit, out of that tape, in the Hardee's parking lot on Fridays. Good times. Tam's other half
We call them Boombuggies here, alot of my Amish buddies had them to but some jumped the fence and got cars and the other few had to give them up after they joined the church
As someone who lives in Lancaster PA, this is hilarious!!! Seeing an Amish on their rumspringa is so weird! Rolling around in the buggies with neon lights and stuff lol
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life was Amish. I was on AMTRAK headed to Reno to visit family. She was dressed in traditional Amish attire with no makeup. To this day, and every day since, I regret not talking to her
Being born and raised in Reno, I’m always surprised when anyone outside of Nevada mentions it lol. Every time I go to the East coast and tell people I’m from Reno they look at me like I’m speaking Greek or something.
I’m a contractor and some days I’ll start in Philly then end up in Allentown at the end. It’s definitely interesting going from the city to farm land. The Amish actually sell a ton of well made sheds to the Philly suburbs.
@@papabilby8855 tbh I didn’t either until the day before, there was a ticket ad attached to a podcast vid I guess that’s my only criticism maybe advertise your shows even more 🤣 gang gang
@@mikeskellington4167 dont say that to comedians. they hate it. they have to promote the shit out of their tours and specials and then to have a fan be completely unaware... drives them nuts. you can find the information in numerous different places if u actually go look. but they totally promote it.
@@brussy1 fair enough I was thinking that when I typed it I felt dumb for not having heard until the day prior I thought I checked a couple months ago and he was sold out and didn’t expect him to come back so quick still on us to know tho
My ex father used to lease a 600 acre farm to hunt. Must of had 20 tree stands and he got some work done by some Amish guys and they were so cool. Really friendly and into so much shit. They’ll build you a barn or a patio and then be like we breed Dobermans to lol. So we went and hung out up at their property and checked it out. Over time we were seeing them all the time and I lived there so I was always around. We offered them a couple days at the farm to try and harvest deer. Turns out then didn’t use our stands and they went to that farm that he only leased and they just mowed trees down and pretty much acted like they owned the place. It turned into this huge thing with the owners and stuff it was crazy at the time but thinking back on it it’s fuckin hilarious. Cutting trees down for a clear shot on someone elses property when you were invited to hunt 😂😂 never saw them after that
@@wonderground5598 My family is of Swiss-German decent. The last name is Syler but I’m told the original spelling was different back in the old country. Most of us are Texans these days but there are many of us back East, as well.
My family jumped the fence but I grew up in Amish community out in Holmes County, we use to be Hostetler but my dad had a different last name so I got his
Theo!! If you want to talk to an Amish man, I may be able to hook you up. I bought a building of this guy his kids were the happiest kids playing and working at the same time. I have a 2020 camaro and this guy loves it. They have bought alot of farm land around our town. They are very cool happy people. Thanks for the laughs man
There is a wide range of Mennonites. All the way from the almost Amish ones discussed here to friends I had growing up in northeast Ohio where the mom wore a racing jacket and jeans. Also, my most recent ex was from a “worldly” mennonite family in Lancaster near where Shane is from. They left to go to a different more regular church when she was young. Good people, very simple in their thought processes though even when smart and living out in the world doing regular jobs. My ex was 30 and had doctorate in physical therapy…but i discovered she doubted the existence of dinosaurs because she just didn’t “get the point of dinosaurs”. I literally had to convince her they were real. It was hilarious but she just had never actually thought about it but had this general intuition they were fake. Best example I can give of how they’re just a little…different. I actually miss her and her family a lot. She was not typical of them and wasn’t ready to get married.
I remember in my twenties I brought my girl out to Lancaster. She was quite busty and had dressed in a super low cut shirt. Anyway we decided to stop at an Amish owned roadside stand. There was only a young man there running it. The look on his face was priceless as she leaned over all the vegetables to inspect them as he was opposite of her behind the stand. It took me a moment to notice it.. but it is absolutely still hilarious in my mind. He had the most authentic look of wonder and amazement in his eyes that I ever saw. When we got back in the car and I told her what I saw she turned beat red. She was looking at his melons and he was looking at hers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live in Mennonite country (Canadian version of the Amish), and they're some of the nicest, most generous, but also careful, thrifty, and guarded people you will ever meet. If you're a good sort and you need a job, if they don't have a place for you they know somebody else who does. If you're stranded in the middle of nowhere with your car out of gas/broken down you can knock on their door to make a phone call and before you know it you'll find yourself being compelled to stay for dinner (which is likely to be very delicious and healthy), and treated far better than you would think a stranger like you deserves. On the other hand, they're very private and sensible with keeping things inside their community. They hire a lot of outsiders but only promote their own in their businesses. They count every penny (but most are not greedy and won't try to screw you out of your due like normal bosses in the city will), and put their finances first. They make some of the best bosses to work for, because you know you will get what you were promised and that there's no games being played. That said, they may drive buggies, but most aren't Old Order anymore and use machinery (some even computers) for their farms and businesses. I have literally seen some of them pull out smartphones and use them regularly on the job, even drove past one of their carriages once to see the driver talking on his smart phone with one hand on the reigns, that gave me a good laugh! An eccentric but golden-hearted people who reflect what we used to be before all of this modernity. I imagine the Amish are much the same.
I live in Amish country, they a form of "hillbilly", or "hills people". We choose to distance ourselves from certain interactions and luxuries in our society. Very smart people, the original "preppers". lol
We had a lot of Mennonites in our school in WI, too, but if you go further south in the state there are a lot of full-on Amish with the no driving rules and other things, a total horse culture.
I’m from Indiana, PA which is no where near Lancaster, but there were certainly TONS of Amish and Mennonite’s in that area. The 2 combined are my 2 favorite groups of people in the entire world, due to their fierce independence. I have about a billion and a half stories about the Amish and could go on all day, but one thing most people don’t realize about them is that they are incredibly gifted athletes, and are especially good at volleyball and basketball. Over 30 years ago I pulled up to a beach in my kayak at a local lake where there were several beach volleyball courts, and there was a large group of young Amish men and women getting ready to play on a Sunday afternoon. I’m sitting there thinking they’re going to suck. They started to play and they were freaking incredible! The Mennonite’s actually predate the Amish, but the Amish broke off because they didn’t think the Mennonites were strict enough. I live in VA, and there’s a ton of Mennonites nearby. In fact they have a University in Harrisonburg; Eastern Mennonite University. My mom and sister went in together and bought a huge farmhouse from a Mennonite family about 3 years ago. It’s completely modern, but there’s a barn out back along with a smokehouse, a potting shed, and a chicken coop. The husband they bought the house from was actually part of the US State Department, so it’s not exactly like every one thinks. Come to think of it, you have to drive past a Mennonite church to get to their house. I’ll stop now…
@TheoVonClips , the Amish are descendents of Germany, Switzerland, Holland, and Russia. Growing up in the southtowns of Buffalo, I could drive an hour away into their community. They make some good cheeses and are really respectful people.
I used to drive Amish people to church in fort plain NY. They came from Lancaster bought a lot of houses and farmland but hadn't built a church. They had to travel 20+ miles one way and paid me to cart them in a van. Those dudes are tough as nails and some of the kindest around
I came here for a good time, something about the conversation of your last second because fatal and miserable gave me a horrid anxiety attack. Feels bad man.
My mother in law took my daughter to an Amish restaurant last year. She flipped out when they got served. The mashed potatoes were instant potatoes...lmfao
theo is perfect when riffing off of other people in a more casual setting, stand up is good and all, but when he seems like that one friends older brother who’d just say shit to you as a kid, it’s golden
6:25 The amish or atleast some of the communities have some wacky occult practices. The "sixth and seventh books of Moses" is popular among the amish, and that is a "grimoire", or a book of spells/magic.
@@abraxasfraxinus7744 Yes my friend Annie Frizz wrote a book called "Pennsylvania german witchcraft", that goes into some of the amish peoples folk magic. Theres also alot of books on the subject of "Powwow " that I think you would find intresting. And there is a great channel here on youtube called "Esoterica" check out Dr Justin sledges video called "occultism in colonial America".
I live in pa around the Amish and the men are very very fascinated by motorcycles, not so much Harleys due to the noise but street legal dirt bikes they can't resist
We’ve got a ton of Amish in parts of Indiana. Heading to work on a two way road when they are all out going wherever they are going is absolutely maddening, then add in all the Amish on their bikes, it’s nuts.
I hire new order Amish to work construction for me often. No lie, they were helping me at my house a few months ago and I showed like 4 of them the video to Weird Al's Amish Paradise. they all smiled and told me how stupid it was. obviously Al portrays Old order or Swartzentruber Amish, but they laughed at certain times in the video especially the point where the "lil omelets" had beards and he had Coolio braids in his hair.
Ha, I know of swartzentruber Amish, used to seem them around Wooster ohio...you could recognize them cause they wouldn't use reflectors on their buggys
My 10th grade history teacher, Mr Knickerbocker is a Mennonite. That dudes truck was constantly “breaking down”. Ironically one of my favorite high school teachers.
Put me on Theo half my whole family is Mennonite lmao. They’re not as crazy as you’d think but maybe I’m used to our family reunions by now who knows. They’re smart tho they all make to much money and drive cool shit. Also from Lancaster pa
These two look like soldiers of opposite sides during the civil war.
Haha great comment
@@Drelam confirmation
They would've been lol Louisiana vs Pennsylvania
Nice one
@@mikethomas2191 They would intentionally shoot around one another, so they could complain how it's all BS as they'd take their sweet-ass time to clean their barrels, talk about the weather and the shape of the cloud above them.
“They obviously see themselves as humans” lol Theo is fkn wild.
😂😂😂 “for sure” Shane only realized what he said like a whole ten seconds later. His giggles 😂
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I actually hit an Amish horse and buggy around Lancaster, Pa. I came over the top of a hill doing around 45mph and suddenly a horse a buggy appeared on the other side of the hill. There was no on-coming traffic so I cut the wheel hard to left and hit the back “drivers side” of the buggy. The giant buggy wheel was still stuck in my cars front end which flipped the buggy over. Luckily there was only 1 Amish man in the buggy and he was thrown out the window when I took his buggy wheel off doing 45mph. He was happiest that nothing happened to his horse which he had for 12 years. My insurance had to buy him a new buggy … $8K in case you’re wondering lol
i thought this was leading to a joke , this is so amazing a love this coment, menonite chesse is super good... i love chesse ... im fat
As the story continued, I did wonder what a buggy cost to replace lmao 🤣
@@cont600ml Mennonite cheese is the best
This is not the comment we wanted, but one that we needed.
8k for a buggy damn man what the fuck
Shane Gillis somehow looks like an old man and a toddler simultaneously
is a young toad called a Toadler?
It’s the Down’s
That's just the 50 shades of Down's, bro.
@@Azoria4 I know you’re making a joke, but no. Young toads don’t really exist because they’re born in the water as tadpoles.
They should be called todpoles
@dylanhealy8126 that’s a baby toad, not a young toad
Theo was trying to get an Amish guy on the show. Kept sending emails, texts, and leaving voicemails, but it never worked out.
😂
Mother of God...
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Lolll😅
"theyll build a birdhouse with their tongue" theo never ceases to amaze me with the sentences and phrases he says 😂😂😂
it really seems like all this stuff has been rolling around in his head for years before he says it
“They’re gay for woodwork” 💀💀😂😂😂
Polishing that wood like crazy son
😭
I grew up in a Amish community in Holmes County Ohio and me and a couple other buddies who was Amish watched this and laughed so hard, especially when Shane would drive by and call them homo cause they are really homophobic and that's the one thing that gets them really mad
I grew up in Wayne County haha so I interact with them often at work
@@blackcraft3465 yea I'm from Fredericksburg so my area is Wayne and Holmes as well. I graduated from waynedale lol
@@AresMarrow oh shit nice lol I went to Orrville and still live here 😂
@@blackcraft3465 you're joking, I live in the Ville rn, I'm not to far from the taco bell😂
@@AresMarrow Yeah no joke lmao technically it's North Lawrence so it's 10 mins outside of town I just say Orr 😂
Dude I could listen to y'all talk about the Amish for hours. This had me in tears
I love the places Theo takes Shane. You can tell he is genuinely being caught off guard like when hes with Matt. He has great chemistry with outlandish people like them.
Because shane is so normal it's weird.
I was looking for this comment lol, you nailed it
Theo took his time finding the right line, and he did. wouldn’t have been anything funnier than, “you promise?” 💀
My smooth brain I doesn't get it.
That shit was hilarious! I laughed so hard!! “You promise!?” 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
Eli Yoder is a former Amish guy, RUclipsr. He's a trucker now, and he sneaks in like cell phones and cameras to Amish communities. I bet he'd kill to be on the podcast.
I was thinking the same thing
I thought of Eli too. He’s got a lot of experience and has a good sense of humor too
I live 30 mins from Amish country in TN. I know like 50 Eli Yoders 😂😂
Yesss! I was just thinking an episode with Theo and Eli would be so so good.
He’s a weirdo tbh
"You promise" "say it again"😂 not even 5 minutes and I'm dying😭😂
😆😆 this isn’t the first time Theo has mentioned his love for being referred to as a nigha
Is an 8 minute video when were you expecting to laugh? Lol
Where my Nicars at@@kay-collins
Theo talking about the Amish: "These aren't gay people. I mean, they're gay for woodwork."
Thanks again for another great one-liner, Theo!
Love Theo, he’s a 12 year old that is getting older but not growing up and it’s a great magic.
I worked with the Amish in Pennsylvania when I worked construction. They would ask us to explain football and other sports to them. They were allowed to drive cars and have call phones if they needed them for work. They would have flip phones
Or were they Mennonites?
Are you sure they weren’t Hutterites? .
Wenger Mennonites as well... lots of neighbors with flip phones😂
im from berks county which borders Lancaster county mostly we have Mennonites the ones further in bumblefuck are more conservative but there are some making 6- 7 figures they drive f350s and just look like halfway amish with wranglers on. they have iphones and eat at sheetz lol. i saw a cashier struggle to understand one order a "WAN FLAVORR BLACK AND MILD" the accent is wild
@@johngorman1219never seen hitterites that far east
The Anabaptist movement was a product of Switzerland in the 16th century. They believed that the traditional practice of baptizing babies didn't make sense and thought a commitment like that should be an adult decision. Joseph Amman was the found, and guy named Mennon founded Mennonites, and a Hutter did the Hutterites. The adult baptism, I speculate, is the motivation for the Rumspringer, which is one of the coolest facets of their religion. I love the Amish!
Menno Simons, not some dude named Mennon 😂 I grew up Mennonite..
@@Catechuman23 I know you have your book of marters thingy but who besides SImons is one of your "apostels" if any?
From the same area as Shane Amish are great neighbors. Mind there own business and super kind. Good people!
I lost it “get your eyes back in your head Samuel” 🤣🤣🤣
Please have Shane on again! This was one of my favorite episodes
I always wanted to move to PA and start an Amish MMA gym. They'd be beasts like Khabib and the Dagestani's. Just working in the fields and training all day 💪
I’d pay to see that
I wonder if wrestling is to worldly 😆
I've wrestled Amish guys growing up and its not even close. They are a different kind of beast . . . and they do stink pretty bad as well.
I am born and raised in Lancaster PA. I got a DUI in 1998 and had to take alcohol classes where we had to share our story. The one lady in there got her second DUI and both times she hit a horse and buggy! Crazy but it happens. Buggies are hard to see at night.
she killed them?
Look up Finland reflective paint reindeer
@@jacobjorgenson9285 Well, the reindeer don't mind technology, with the amish it might get more difficult to implement...
“These aren’t gay people”
“I mean they’re gay for woodwork”
shane and theo should just start a joint podcast. they are the best together
Just become a dawg. MSSP is the last cast you’ll need
@@humbean5683 bro you think i don't listen to MSSP?
A way better Fight Companion would be Theo, Shane, Dustin Poirier and Nate Diaz
from behind is the only choice.
literally happened to a friend on a bike last month. her family took comfort in knowing she didn't see it coming. r.i.p. ❤
But i bet she felt it. That's all that counts.
Billy Comforto RIP
@@4Everlast Man dont bring that negative shit in here :/
@@lil-dexxy6475 You read what you want not what i wrote. ;) Get your self some better weed my man. More uppers, less downers.
You gotta admit it’s a little funny tho
Theo is the funniest guy out there other than Chappelle. "They can build a birdhouse with their tongue".
Chappelle is a joke thief.
Theo blew by Chapelle years ago.
Chappelle just does lectures now, he hasn’t done comedy in a while
@@josephvanhorn5347 in what world do you think Theo Von blew by him? Theo Von's specials are fucking awful. Are you kidding me? Did you even watch the closer, or any of Chapelles recent netflix specials.
@@JohnDee633 Really? You are kidding right? You dont think the whole bit about the car and the lgptq is funny? But you think this crap is?
“Gay for woodwork” and “Rob Bironas” - both super underrated comments. Theo is too quick for his own good sometimes 😂
“I guess they look at themselves as humans, yeah?”
“For sure.”
These two are fucking gold together 🤣
In Minnesota we had an Amish community nearby. The blankets and other stuff they sold, all great stuff. I was always sure to try to avoid talking about stupid stuff they didn't care about. "Do you guys play Mario Bros 3?" I'm glad I was a shade smarter than that. Rumspringa was always a fun time around my area because they liked to find small towns to hit the bars so they could blend in and not get messed with. They got ripped and told to leave and they'd go out and vomit, rally and head to the next place that would serve them. Luckily we only had 3 bars in my town and two were owned by one guy and the other was a VFW. And no alcohol sales on Sundays... even now.
You must be talking about the area around Harmony... I grew up in Decorah, and had family in Rochester, Duluth, and the Cities. When I was a kid, a large group of Amish craftsmen helped to restore a huge, dilapidated barn that belonged to Luther College. For most of the Spring and Summer of 1992 there were Amish dudes all over the town! The main place they would congregate on hot afternoon breaks was the Whippy Dip, our local ice cream "hotspot". My friends and I hung out there almost every day, and we loved getting to know them and hearing about how their traditional ways of barn raising were being used to bring the 150 year old building back to life. It was a cool experience for my young self, and really broadened my world view.
I live in Rochester, definitely see buggies around Utica.
My babysitter growing up was Amish. Never understood why we paid them considering we worked our asses off their, we were basically paying to be farm hands😂(grew up in Indiana) those dudes could party like you would not believe tho, Saturday’s they all partied with the lights out and the next morning it looked like a claymores full of red solo cups blew up all over the property. Rumspringa around us was a either 6 months or 1 year, but a very strict period of time, after which you were forced to make a decision to either live as an Amish and be embraced by your family, or you could live a life with technology in normal society without the restrictions of Amish culture, but you aren’t allowed to see your family anymore, and of the few instances I knew of that made the decision to leave, they really weren’t allowed back into the community. The families take it incredibly hard and see it as a huge disrespect and slight to god and they did not cave on that rule.
2:14 Theo's ability to stunlock literally anyone is incredible.
Always with the million dollar questions.
It’s so weird hearing Theo talk about the Amish, I’m from Lancaster and you can tell Shane is because he says it the right way lol
My buddy Amos, had a head unit, amplifier and subwoofers, in his buggy. He had one cassette, Eddie Money's greatest hits and he played the shit, out of that tape, in the Hardee's parking lot on Fridays. Good times.
Tam's other half
We call them Boombuggies here, alot of my Amish buddies had them to but some jumped the fence and got cars and the other few had to give them up after they joined the church
And she was shakin
Snapin her fingers🎵
As someone who lives in Lancaster PA, this is hilarious!!! Seeing an Amish on their rumspringa is so weird! Rolling around in the buggies with neon lights and stuff lol
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life was Amish. I was on AMTRAK headed to Reno to visit family. She was dressed in traditional Amish attire with no makeup. To this day, and every day since, I regret not talking to her
U had 0 chance buddy
@@f1ringfed lol I didn't know my chances and your self esteem had so much in common
Being born and raised in Reno, I’m always surprised when anyone outside of Nevada mentions it lol. Every time I go to the East coast and tell people I’m from Reno they look at me like I’m speaking Greek or something.
@@f1ringfedheh, heh, heh
"you promise?" Is probably the funniest 2 word punchline of all time lmfao 😂
I'm amish on rumspringa, you guys are hilarious 😂
You gonna go back? Yo I always wondered what the air conditioning situation was.
My family jumped the fence, it's worth it man, go English😂
You are using electricity right now though lol
@@user-tm8jt2py3d 'murder' lol. None of the other things hurt other humans.....I realize you were joking lol (hopefully?)
@@hsqacshop7362 FYI Amish ARE allowed to murder on rumspringa.
I also live in Central Pa and I can confirm everyone yelled at them as kids out of car windows.
Yeah we called them yonies....not sure where that term came from. I was born, raised and still live in Lancaster County, PA.
Theo's Amish/Irish accent is spot on 😀
Bro this guy said “this dumb mothafucka put his hands up to try and stop it” I cannot 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a contractor and some days I’ll start in Philly then end up in Allentown at the end. It’s definitely interesting going from the city to farm land. The Amish actually sell a ton of well made sheds to the Philly suburbs.
Yo Theo killed it in Tulsa on Friday was dope to be in the same room as the king
Didn’t even know he was here!!!
@@papabilby8855 tbh I didn’t either until the day before, there was a ticket ad attached to a podcast vid I guess that’s my only criticism maybe advertise your shows even more 🤣 gang gang
@@mikeskellington4167 Gang gang baby!!! 😂
@@mikeskellington4167 dont say that to comedians. they hate it. they have to promote the shit out of their tours and specials and then to have a fan be completely unaware... drives them nuts. you can find the information in numerous different places if u actually go look. but they totally promote it.
@@brussy1 fair enough I was thinking that when I typed it I felt dumb for not having heard until the day prior I thought I checked a couple months ago and he was sold out and didn’t expect him to come back so quick still on us to know tho
My ex father used to lease a 600 acre farm to hunt. Must of had 20 tree stands and he got some work done by some Amish guys and they were so cool. Really friendly and into so much shit. They’ll build you a barn or a patio and then be like we breed Dobermans to lol. So we went and hung out up at their property and checked it out. Over time we were seeing them all the time and I lived there so I was always around. We offered them a couple days at the farm to try and harvest deer. Turns out then didn’t use our stands and they went to that farm that he only leased and they just mowed trees down and pretty much acted like they owned the place. It turned into this huge thing with the owners and stuff it was crazy at the time but thinking back on it it’s fuckin hilarious. Cutting trees down for a clear shot on someone elses property when you were invited to hunt 😂😂 never saw them after that
lmao made off with the trees
The Amish go all charles in charge if you give them axes and a forest in the way. It's quite a sight to see
ex father?
@@steven1479 my ex gfs father my bad
@@griffin9943 Oh, I thought you got a new dad or something.
That brief excited moment when you learn Shane Gillis grew up 15 minutes away from where you grew up. Interesting.
Grew up on Queen street
@@depressiveanonyme5278 more like queer street
Hey Theo, I’m Mennonite and I’d fly out to talk to you. Got the last name Yoder and everything!
Are you Swiss-German? Or Austrian?
@@wonderground5598
My family is of Swiss-German decent. The last name is Syler but I’m told the original spelling was different back in the old country. Most of us are Texans these days but there are many of us back East, as well.
@@negativeindustrial Very cool! Any cities/towns in particular where there are a lot of you?
@@wonderground5598
The family home is near Brenham, Texas but we are in Houston, Dallas/Fort Worth and Austin, as well.
My family jumped the fence but I grew up in Amish community out in Holmes County, we use to be Hostetler but my dad had a different last name so I got his
"there's levels to the amish" underrated, totally killed me
“ get your eyes back in your fuckin head Samuel” has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😭😭
Theo!! If you want to talk to an Amish man, I may be able to hook you up. I bought a building of this guy his kids were the happiest kids playing and working at the same time. I have a 2020 camaro and this guy loves it. They have bought alot of farm land around our town. They are very cool happy people. Thanks for the laughs man
How do they make money?
When Theo did the finger goggles i lost it 😂
"They're gay for woodwork"
Hahahahaha
7:24 “Get yerr eyes back in yoor head, Samuel!” 🤣🤣🤣
These 2 go well together as something else that goes really well with something else that's also great.
Thought I was having a stroke reading your comment for a second lol
@@oscarplant6371 xD I tried to channel Theo.
@@4Everlast that was pretty close
Cocaine and waffles
@@darksu6947 shake & bake 👊🏻💥
This is my favorite Theo clip of all time. I really want Shane back on.
There is a wide range of Mennonites. All the way from the almost Amish ones discussed here to friends I had growing up in northeast Ohio where the mom wore a racing jacket and jeans. Also, my most recent ex was from a “worldly” mennonite family in Lancaster near where Shane is from. They left to go to a different more regular church when she was young.
Good people, very simple in their thought processes though even when smart and living out in the world doing regular jobs. My ex was 30 and had doctorate in physical therapy…but i discovered she doubted the existence of dinosaurs because she just didn’t “get the point of dinosaurs”. I literally had to convince her they were real. It was hilarious but she just had never actually thought about it but had this general intuition they were fake. Best example I can give of how they’re just a little…different. I actually miss her and her family a lot. She was not typical of them and wasn’t ready to get married.
Didn't want to have to search for Amish car accidents but you guys talked me into it.
How'd that go for ya? Cause now I'm tempted
@@GummerHummerQueenChads currently in a psych ward for the time being...
You can just look at dday footage as they moved inwards and see the same aftermath. Horses carts on side of the road just obliterated
Lmao at the putting your hands up to stop a 3000 pound chunk of steel traveling at a high rate of speed
Sportscars are 3000lbs. Trucks weigh a LOT more.
If you had a whistle, tho..
Like a crossing guard..
It's instinct
I remember in my twenties I brought my girl out to Lancaster. She was quite busty and had dressed in a super low cut shirt. Anyway we decided to stop at an Amish owned roadside stand. There was only a young man there running it. The look on his face was priceless as she leaned over all the vegetables to inspect them as he was opposite of her behind the stand. It took me a moment to notice it.. but it is absolutely still hilarious in my mind. He had the most authentic look of wonder and amazement in his eyes that I ever saw. When we got back in the car and I told her what I saw she turned beat red. She was looking at his melons and he was looking at hers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:08 Theo says “Rob Bironas” who was drinking and driving and killed himself used to be a kicker for the Titans😭😂😂😂💀 that came out of no where💀💀
Grew up in Lancaster my entire life (still here). Love when people talk about it.
"Ya promise?" 😂🤣😂
While headed to a party in Amish country, my buddy decided to moon a buggy. Our destination was about 300ft later….
I live in Mennonite country (Canadian version of the Amish), and they're some of the nicest, most generous, but also careful, thrifty, and guarded people you will ever meet. If you're a good sort and you need a job, if they don't have a place for you they know somebody else who does. If you're stranded in the middle of nowhere with your car out of gas/broken down you can knock on their door to make a phone call and before you know it you'll find yourself being compelled to stay for dinner (which is likely to be very delicious and healthy), and treated far better than you would think a stranger like you deserves.
On the other hand, they're very private and sensible with keeping things inside their community. They hire a lot of outsiders but only promote their own in their businesses. They count every penny (but most are not greedy and won't try to screw you out of your due like normal bosses in the city will), and put their finances first. They make some of the best bosses to work for, because you know you will get what you were promised and that there's no games being played.
That said, they may drive buggies, but most aren't Old Order anymore and use machinery (some even computers) for their farms and businesses. I have literally seen some of them pull out smartphones and use them regularly on the job, even drove past one of their carriages once to see the driver talking on his smart phone with one hand on the reigns, that gave me a good laugh! An eccentric but golden-hearted people who reflect what we used to be before all of this modernity. I imagine the Amish are much the same.
I live in Amish country, they a form of "hillbilly", or "hills people".
We choose to distance ourselves from certain interactions and luxuries in our society.
Very smart people,
the original "preppers". lol
We had a lot of Mennonites in our school in WI, too, but if you go further south in the state there are a lot of full-on Amish with the no driving rules and other things, a total horse culture.
that’s so cool and unique. good for them i hope they continue their traditions forever
Portage area.
I’m from Indiana, PA which is no where near Lancaster, but there were certainly TONS of Amish and Mennonite’s in that area. The 2 combined are my 2 favorite groups of people in the entire world, due to their fierce independence.
I have about a billion and a half stories about the Amish and could go on all day, but one thing most people don’t realize about them is that they are incredibly gifted athletes, and are especially good at volleyball and basketball. Over 30 years ago I pulled up to a beach in my kayak at a local lake where there were several beach volleyball courts, and there was a large group of young Amish men and women getting ready to play on a Sunday afternoon. I’m sitting there thinking they’re going to suck. They started to play and they were freaking incredible!
The Mennonite’s actually predate the Amish, but the Amish broke off because they didn’t think the Mennonites were strict enough. I live in VA, and there’s a ton of Mennonites nearby. In fact they have a University in Harrisonburg; Eastern Mennonite University. My mom and sister went in together and bought a huge farmhouse from a Mennonite family about 3 years ago. It’s completely modern, but there’s a barn out back along with a smokehouse, a potting shed, and a chicken coop. The husband they bought the house from was actually part of the US State Department, so it’s not exactly like every one thinks.
Come to think of it, you have to drive past a Mennonite church to get to their house. I’ll stop now…
"There's levels to Amish..." hilarious
@TheoVonClips , the Amish are descendents of Germany, Switzerland, Holland, and Russia. Growing up in the southtowns of Buffalo, I could drive an hour away into their community. They make some good cheeses and are really respectful people.
Theo asking the hard hitting questions
When Theo is talking about the rocks and says “not me” I was done
1:05 "You promise?!" LOL
Shane is the only person I’ve seen who looks like a baby with a mustache. Excited for Tires to come out on Netflix
Yo Theo I was Amish born and raised I’ll come on any day bro. Gang gang
Is the 'beachy' any reference to 'beachy Amish'... the liberal branch? Another Lancaster, PA fan
02:11 I'll never forget my Dad's last words, " A TRUCK!!! "
That whole buildup to “nah they smell bad” 😂💀
It is true sadly, not big fans of deodorant...or showering lol
I used to drive Amish people to church in fort plain NY. They came from Lancaster bought a lot of houses and farmland but hadn't built a church. They had to travel 20+ miles one way and paid me to cart them in a van. Those dudes are tough as nails and some of the kindest around
So, you were a Yoder toter?
I buy tomatoes and other vegetables and fruits from the amish all the time. Theres a town full of them about 20 miles away from me
I came here for a good time, something about the conversation of your last second because fatal and miserable gave me a horrid anxiety attack. Feels bad man.
They need to do like a tour at some Amish country place closer to the holidays and film it and get in on that Amish cookin!!
There's plenty videos online Like that.
My mother in law took my daughter to an Amish restaurant last year. She flipped out when they got served. The mashed potatoes were instant potatoes...lmfao
theo is perfect when riffing off of other people in a more casual setting, stand up is good and all, but when he seems like that one friends older brother who’d just say shit to you as a kid, it’s golden
Honest work, good food, lots of fresh air.
“He’s in jail for murder now” classic Theo name drop 💀
Theos shirt's buggin me 🤣
5:28 Shane worrying that the Amish might watch this video is hilarious
Theo’s Amish voice is KILLING ME
6:25 The amish or atleast some of the communities have some wacky occult practices. The "sixth and seventh books of Moses" is popular among the amish, and that is a "grimoire", or a book of spells/magic.
Im super interested in knowing more about this. Got anymore information or links about Amish occultism I could research?
@@abraxasfraxinus7744 Yes my friend Annie Frizz wrote a book called "Pennsylvania german witchcraft", that goes into some of the amish peoples folk magic. Theres also alot of books on the subject of "Powwow " that I think you would find intresting. And there is a great channel here on youtube called "Esoterica" check out Dr Justin sledges video called "occultism in colonial America".
Shane looks like an Amish fluffer with his boy toy stash
I live in pa around the Amish and the men are very very fascinated by motorcycles, not so much Harleys due to the noise but street legal dirt bikes they can't resist
Gay for woodwork 🤣
Slipped it in there.
I laughed out loud when i saw horse and buggie stalls at Wal-Mart in Parkesburg the first time. Then again every time after that.
We just had some buggy fatalities last year, northwest Pennsylvania
Damnn bro we just had some buggy fatalities this year, southeast Pennsylvania😂
@@bradysnyder4881 they hardcore
We’ve got a ton of Amish in parts of Indiana. Heading to work on a two way road when they are all out going wherever they are going is absolutely maddening, then add in all the Amish on their bikes, it’s nuts.
I was dying during this
I’m sorry to hear that brother
are you okay?
Rip 😢
We had a couple amish families in my hometown. Super nice people, they keep to themselves.
I hire new order Amish to work construction for me often. No lie, they were helping me at my house a few months ago and I showed like 4 of them the video to Weird Al's Amish Paradise. they all smiled and told me how stupid it was. obviously Al portrays Old order or Swartzentruber Amish, but they laughed at certain times in the video especially the point where the "lil omelets" had beards and he had Coolio braids in his hair.
Ha, I know of swartzentruber Amish, used to seem them around Wooster ohio...you could recognize them cause they wouldn't use reflectors on their buggys
My 10th grade history teacher, Mr Knickerbocker is a Mennonite. That dudes truck was constantly “breaking down”. Ironically one of my favorite high school teachers.
Hey, ex amish here, I'd be happy to be a guest on your podcast.
Put me on Theo half my whole family is Mennonite lmao. They’re not as crazy as you’d think but maybe I’m used to our family reunions by now who knows. They’re smart tho they all make to much money and drive cool shit. Also from Lancaster pa
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Theo Von looks like a guy from the 80s, trying to look like a guy from the 90s, while living in the 2020s.
Didn’t know Shane grew up there. I grew up 30-40m East of Lancaster. Very interesting area. Love this video 🤣
These two blokes together… what a day!