Political Jokes - Stand-up Comedy by Daniel Fernandes

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Credits:
    Written and performed by Daniel Fernandes
    DOP & Editor: Siddarth Tankariya

Комментарии • 544

  • @joydeeproni
    @joydeeproni 5 лет назад +228

    Audience is so diplomatic, they only laughed in non controversial jokes.

  • @vividfleurdelis
    @vividfleurdelis 5 лет назад +2

    3:24 Special compartment in your wallet lol so true

  • @saiheeldhingra9902
    @saiheeldhingra9902 4 года назад +2

    Your craft of using words so appropriately is amazing 👍

  • @abhishektoshniwal7631
    @abhishektoshniwal7631 5 лет назад +2

    This video should be titled, "I go to the gym and I drink protein shake".

  • @viiarush
    @viiarush 5 лет назад +2

    Daniel "I go to the Gym" Fernandes

  • @Deekshanandan18
    @Deekshanandan18 5 лет назад +1

    Great content😁

  • @priyankathakur2868
    @priyankathakur2868 3 месяца назад

    Superb

  • @vishwasv1919
    @vishwasv1919 5 лет назад +794

    Danny would make a good chief of the unsullied :P

  • @zehanwadia3372
    @zehanwadia3372 5 лет назад +832

    My grandma is more active than that crowd..
    she’s dead

    • @amankapoor7766
      @amankapoor7766 5 лет назад +4

      Zabardasti kyun hasein bhaee ? XD

    • @starlite7785
      @starlite7785 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe because its a majority Catholic crowd.

    • @yougants8927
      @yougants8927 5 лет назад +3

      Politics k brre m koi agree ya disagree ni krna chahta bro..
      Kya pta kub kaha fas jaye😂 isliye crowd is not responding too much

    • @humzarockstar13
      @humzarockstar13 5 лет назад +1

      Shots fired.

    • @davidbeckham2185
      @davidbeckham2185 5 лет назад +3

      good joke, wrong place.

  • @santxsh
    @santxsh 5 лет назад +303

    Damnnnn! I thought Daniel lost his password. Glad he uploaded. 😆🔥

  • @utkarshrao4521
    @utkarshrao4521 5 лет назад +261

    After a long long time Danny boy!!!

  • @nandubhide6343
    @nandubhide6343 5 лет назад +350

    This Dark Humour is what India needs to open up their mind

    • @mayurshah414
      @mayurshah414 5 лет назад +7

      It wasn't dark.

    • @jagratrajrana
      @jagratrajrana 5 лет назад +3

      @divya and almost every other comic is doing that so? It's not dark humour.

    • @bhushankabir8906
      @bhushankabir8906 5 лет назад +3

      Bidu mast nam hai tera...

    • @vincentraxe
      @vincentraxe 4 года назад

      ... And correct our English.

    • @gunner9936
      @gunner9936 3 года назад +1

      India needs lesss idiots.

  • @kanwargill2589
    @kanwargill2589 5 лет назад +357

    "If you enjoyed that joke, you are left wing"
    Cool danny, that was the best line

  • @hrideshprasad6577
    @hrideshprasad6577 5 лет назад +194

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Danny: *straight outta gym*

  • @nabeelansari1211
    @nabeelansari1211 5 лет назад +270

    Nov 8 2016 I was in gym....n just laughed assuming it was a joke....later realised it was a joke on the economy itself....,😂😂😂

  • @samriddhisaxena5575
    @samriddhisaxena5575 5 лет назад +131

    The crowd was so dull, it made me uncomfortable.
    Great Stand-up though.

    • @inosound7
      @inosound7 5 лет назад +1

      Samriddhi Saxena I felt they were quite encouraging taking into fact that there were less number of seats there.

    • @annageorge1992
      @annageorge1992 5 лет назад +1

      Did they take too much time to get his jokes,?

    • @savioplatina4273
      @savioplatina4273 5 лет назад +5

      They were right wing.. Hahaha

    • @RohanPurty
      @RohanPurty 5 лет назад +1

      laughing on dark jokes is not easy,

    • @savioplatina4273
      @savioplatina4273 5 лет назад

      @mother earth its a comedy show.. Just enjoy it. Just smile and be happy

  • @digital_diksha
    @digital_diksha 5 лет назад +96

    Comedians are doing political jokes and politicians are doing "Apolitical" interviews

  • @diwanmal2335
    @diwanmal2335 4 года назад +29

    He's the Shashi tharoor of comedians league

  • @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
    @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 лет назад +192

    Tell the truth Danny.....u wore sleeveless just to show off yr muscles na?😏😏😏😏😏.....btw great fan of your work😁😁

    • @thunderbird3730
      @thunderbird3730 5 лет назад

      Trueeee🤭

    • @zaynemalik1233
      @zaynemalik1233 5 лет назад +4

      its sleeveless!

    • @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
      @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 лет назад +1

      @@zaynemalik1233 oh yes....so foolish of me🤣🤣🤣

    • @vanced9408
      @vanced9408 5 лет назад +3

      He himself cut those sleeves coz full sleeve clothes takes a lot of space in his bag. Such a fakeer he is 😊

    • @zaynemalik1233
      @zaynemalik1233 5 лет назад

      @@vanced9408 and how do you know this ? you know him personally??

  • @apz8596
    @apz8596 5 лет назад +19

    On Nov 8, at 8:00 I was traveling home from work and when I heard the news I thought "what a moron... he just shot economy on the head"
    And sadly, I, along with many others, was proved right...

  • @gunitanagi
    @gunitanagi 5 лет назад +41

    Killed it with the "mitroon" 🤣🤣

  • @utkarshrao4521
    @utkarshrao4521 5 лет назад +137

    Hey Dan where’s our man “Praveen Tambe” ??

  • @vedanttripathi9687
    @vedanttripathi9687 5 лет назад +18

    That november mitroooo... Was like thanos's snap. Nothing would ever be the same.

  • @bharatikorlahalli2269
    @bharatikorlahalli2269 5 лет назад +24

    Dwayne Johnson:I work out hard every day!
    Daniel Fernandes:Hold my mike.

  • @sarthaksingh306
    @sarthaksingh306 5 лет назад +51

    Damn that mango joke was awesome🤣🤣🤣

    • @prajwalgowtham9168
      @prajwalgowtham9168 5 лет назад

      Sarthak singh explain.

    • @akhilarora6022
      @akhilarora6022 5 лет назад

      Took me a second to understand, but that was brilliant xD

    • @prajwalgowtham9168
      @prajwalgowtham9168 5 лет назад

      Akhil Arora what is it?

    • @Gautam1618
      @Gautam1618 4 года назад +2

      @@prajwalgowtham9168 it was about Akshay Kumar's interview of Narendra modi

  • @SarwatFazela
    @SarwatFazela 5 лет назад +43

    Feels like eternity since you last posted a video.

  • @TheOjju
    @TheOjju 5 лет назад +69

    "Voting intolerance into power" 😂😂 Loved it!

  • @swetbhanushali4591
    @swetbhanushali4591 5 лет назад +27

    Now if you enjoyed the joke
    ..you are left wing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rl8971
    @rl8971 4 года назад +8

    You sound more like an intellectual than a comedian ❤
    😊😊😊 Super satire and comedy! !!!

  • @mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628
    @mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628 4 года назад +7

    I remember randomly stumbling upon this guy's video. That was the best thing that's ever happened. This man is hilarious

  • @ritwijkelshikar9898
    @ritwijkelshikar9898 5 лет назад +8

    Lol I'm right wing and I still laughed at the voting intolerance line😂😂😂
    Best Indian comedian in my opinion.
    Ps. What a dead crowd man!

  • @cybershadowX
    @cybershadowX 5 лет назад +20

    I may have different views from you Daniel, but I really enjoyed this! Can't wait for more! :)

  • @deepakmishra96
    @deepakmishra96 4 года назад +4

    Bhai, I'm laughing out loud like never before. Your jokes are mature. And I'm a left wing. 😅

  • @90smritime
    @90smritime 5 лет назад +20

    That was the same post on which i had to fight so many of ur bhakts.. haha still would not unfollow u.. coz man u kill me with sattire.. 😍💕 smriti_xoxo

  • @Priyanka-hy5qs
    @Priyanka-hy5qs 5 лет назад +4

    He hates bjp and modi..well fine its ok..he must have noticed flaws in thm..But I'm interested in knowing which leader and party he admire and who he would love to see as PM of India.I'm really curious in knowing about the better alternative he has in his mind.

  • @Asli_Dexter
    @Asli_Dexter 5 лет назад +74

    You need to start “You started it”....I miss it :(

  • @meghna9922
    @meghna9922 4 года назад +3

    You make jokes on the most controversial topics. Your current affairs are on point. Always voice out your opinions; really enjoy watching your work

  • @monasingh5703
    @monasingh5703 5 лет назад +47

    Nov 8th 2016 -
    We were all dancing and singing bcoz my sister was getting married on 10th nov 😂 i saw a msg on whatsapp and told everyone.. no body believed me 😁

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 лет назад

      Kisine puchha kya??

    • @monasingh5703
      @monasingh5703 5 лет назад +3

      dharak dhanesha garmi bahut ho rhi h .. dimag ko thoda shant rakho .. chill kro 😁

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 лет назад

      Yooo
      Chill he sab
      Just expected to get some opinions about the video instead of someone's true story 😂
      Cool anyways

    • @monasingh5703
      @monasingh5703 5 лет назад

      dharak dhanesha okay then about the video
      He never fails to amaze me with his sarcasm ... fine?
      Sorry i bothered you with my over the top “true story” 🙏

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 лет назад

      @@monasingh5703 hahaha
      Of course he is amazing
      Anyways I don't get bothered easily
      😂😂

  • @salauddeensyed5295
    @salauddeensyed5295 5 лет назад +13

    Mind blowing humour...so subtle yet so sharp... bravo

  • @siddharthsinghtanwar2043
    @siddharthsinghtanwar2043 5 лет назад +26

    Look at those Muscles!! Losin my mind.

  • @14thpixel
    @14thpixel 5 лет назад +32

    "If you enjoyed that joke! You are left wing" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @prajjwalsim
    @prajjwalsim 5 лет назад +7

    2:45 Shutup eat a mango 😂😂😂

  • @bhavyadhawan9807
    @bhavyadhawan9807 4 года назад +4

    Nailed it man!
    Love your sense of combining important information with humour and delivering it in the correct manner.

  • @alejandror7642
    @alejandror7642 4 года назад +2

    Very angry and accurate!😂😂 , "now do you want petroleum or diesel "?🤣🤣 PRICELESS!. First time ever watching this very funny and smart comedian. When are you coming to California?.

  • @shinjinisarkar4751
    @shinjinisarkar4751 4 года назад +2

    Now that he lowkey slammed Bebo am happy

  • @devendrakoli9609
    @devendrakoli9609 5 лет назад +16

    Notification Squad?

  • @Sigmarules77
    @Sigmarules77 3 месяца назад +1

    This guy is such a smart arse , no wonder bhakts arent their here to comment since the IQ level to understand Danny is bit high ...

  • @nabianoor8704
    @nabianoor8704 4 года назад +4

    At least when we vote, we know we're voting intolerance in power. 😂

  • @kinsleyrods123
    @kinsleyrods123 4 года назад +1

    We F*#K3d up all over again !!! I never saw this video before great piece of Comedy.

  • @akashkeshari8927
    @akashkeshari8927 5 лет назад +6

    What is the reference for "shut up and eat a mango" . I didn't get the joke

    • @sakibzaboo9814
      @sakibzaboo9814 4 года назад +1

      Non political interview of indian prime Minister by canadian Akshay kumar who sells kajaria tiles using indian army and does the movies too

    • @sakibzaboo9814
      @sakibzaboo9814 4 года назад +1

      Modiji aap aam kese khatay hai

  • @akashkeshari8927
    @akashkeshari8927 5 лет назад +9

    Love you bhai. You are the first one i got Introduced to for stand up video. Hard time makes one better only. Keep it up. Very happy to see you after long time

  • @delhiacademics1077
    @delhiacademics1077 5 лет назад +13

    Danny I was scared for your safety because of the content initially but then by the end I heard so many sarcastic jokes that I was somehow satisfied that now you would be safe. coz the "bhakts" wouldn't understand the language and its semantics!!! gr8 show btw!!!

  • @Wxzi2231
    @Wxzi2231 5 лет назад +20

    Danny ur just awesome... ur intellect is a different level and the way u blend it with current affairs is just amazing... once I am back in India I would love to see ur show live.. I mean paying for the ticket.. not for free in RUclips 😍

  • @armchair8258
    @armchair8258 4 года назад +3

    This crowd is dead, rip

  • @koolashok88
    @koolashok88 4 года назад +2

    Love you man. Comedy with so much research and insights is not easy. I can feel the tons of effort you put. Respect for that. Would love to see you performing in person. Arrange a show in Chennai. Any body mocking the BJP here has a big market.

  • @DebapriyaChatterjee89
    @DebapriyaChatterjee89 4 года назад +2

    love love love!
    lol i feel like such a spammer.. but youre just soo good!

  • @adeshparikh1832
    @adeshparikh1832 5 лет назад +4

    Wow! You've become really good man. Keep going

  • @davidbeckham2185
    @davidbeckham2185 5 лет назад +4

    the last left wing explained got me like wooooohh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smitmacwan
    @smitmacwan 5 лет назад +35

    Finally there is a new video of this guy and also pravin tambe.😂😂

  • @Samir-vs5kn
    @Samir-vs5kn 3 года назад +2

    2:01 1000% trueeee

  • @amargeorge
    @amargeorge 5 лет назад +2

    He is not even funny. He is just rambling about his frustration with the govt and no im not a bhakt

  • @Mahesh_Ku_p
    @Mahesh_Ku_p 3 года назад +1

    it's not not a politics jokes
    it's bjp jokes

  • @nishantrao1717
    @nishantrao1717 5 лет назад +4

    Jokes weren't punchy enough 😑😑. Overall 1/5.

  • @Ma.Mama.is.a.StreetDogg
    @Ma.Mama.is.a.StreetDogg 3 года назад +1

    Imagine if covid and demon happened in the same time period, and you have to wait for your turn in the atm line....:P

  • @ravitejareddykota
    @ravitejareddykota 5 лет назад +2

    Crap

  • @priyanshuchoudhary8319
    @priyanshuchoudhary8319 5 лет назад +5

    Grey worm here for your service 😂

  • @gauravraj8043
    @gauravraj8043 4 года назад +2

    I just follow politics for memes😂😂

  • @_construction_8567
    @_construction_8567 5 лет назад +4

    Aya ga to modiii hi

  • @bhanutejravilla435
    @bhanutejravilla435 5 лет назад +1

    Stupid ending... There's no intolerance in India. Period!
    PS: I'm not a right winger neither am I a left winger. I'm a moderate with a brain thats functions well! People like these are the reason why most of the other people who follow him think/assume there's intolerance in India

  • @whostolemyfries
    @whostolemyfries 5 лет назад +5

    Danny boi flexing 😂

  • @priteshs3357
    @priteshs3357 5 лет назад +2

    Mmmmm, delts, biceps and pecks all over this video, I see what you did there Danny !!

  • @memberofparliament6142
    @memberofparliament6142 4 года назад +2

    The best stand up comedian ever !!
    Dude, you are actually a psycho therapist ♥️♥️♥️

  • @faceitonce8247
    @faceitonce8247 5 лет назад +3

    Like for "eat a 🥭"

  • @ranjani12786
    @ranjani12786 5 лет назад +2

    Danny, where have you been!? :)

  • @PradeepKumar-ps4bq
    @PradeepKumar-ps4bq 3 месяца назад

    As part of deaths during demonetisation, sad but how it was politicised was even more sad. Remember Baahubali 2 released on 28 April 2017, I see with my eyes wide opened that people of all ages were flocked to purchase tickets standing for hours in an open ground under 42 to 47 temp heat and guess…..nobody died…..absolutely nobody. I m not defending demonetisation but …….. here is a reality check

  • @oho296
    @oho296 5 лет назад +23

    You’re incredible
    I’ve been going through a lot of your stand up. It’s brilliant
    Love the commentary
    You should have your own late night show for political satire

    • @vividfleurdelis
      @vividfleurdelis 5 лет назад +2

      This needs to be a thing in India. I've been waiting for so long. American late night is just too comical and boring now. Daniel ftw!

  • @instrumentaaal
    @instrumentaaal 5 лет назад +4

    Danial is Sunny Deol with good sense of humour!

  • @nishant7430
    @nishant7430 4 года назад +1

    666 dislikes...nice😈

  • @gchakith
    @gchakith 5 лет назад +4

    Amazing! Danny. Was waiting for this. Loved it. Such a stress buster.

  • @nawangnamgyal2880
    @nawangnamgyal2880 5 лет назад +3

    ek bandi aaya tha mere zindagi mai
    notebandi !😂😂😂

  • @vibiozzy1
    @vibiozzy1 5 лет назад +4

    Woah! How did I get here first ! Anyways glad im ! 😁

  • @mariabraganza8308
    @mariabraganza8308 7 месяцев назад

    Laughing out loud, literally! This is fucking Therapy! I’m firing my Shrink!

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 5 лет назад +1

    Unsubbed

  • @minakshibastapure2254
    @minakshibastapure2254 3 года назад +1

    Nov 8 2016, I and my parents were staying at my father's friend's home in Aurangabad, we were there for my exam and were planning to stay for 2 more days and then we saw the news on TV, we had to rush back to our hometown at that night only.

  • @kucheriya1
    @kucheriya1 4 года назад

    I loved 1000 rupee note, it was beautiful and we'll crafted.
    New notes are dull and shit.
    So many woke punch line packed into one set...... Oh man you are my new bill burr.
    Feminine - buffet
    Karena - friend
    Rich - demonetisation
    Ultra rich - bank

  • @SarwatFazela
    @SarwatFazela 5 лет назад +3

    Love it when you speak about Politics..Keep it up !!

  • @Diana-fw1lq
    @Diana-fw1lq 4 года назад

    Yeh note gay hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I just love your reference to context.... excellent dan 🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unarthshastra
    @unarthshastra 5 лет назад +3

    After the last joke, I was sure I am a left wing 🤣

  • @benazeermujawar949
    @benazeermujawar949 11 дней назад

    The crowd doesn’t do justice to his jokes. He is awesome 👏

  • @venkatapadmavathi2232
    @venkatapadmavathi2232 5 лет назад

    When comedians don't have good jokes ... They get into politics and religion ...pathetic

  • @andriyajohn1157
    @andriyajohn1157 5 лет назад +3

    As usual...Liked it without even seeing it..
    Happy to see him after a really long time

  • @annageorge1992
    @annageorge1992 5 лет назад +2

    Remember the notes with chips on it? Sharing this right now.
    N. B. I had to watch it twice. First time I was just looking at...... and then I laughed at the jokes. Good work Daniel

  • @adg00781
    @adg00781 3 года назад +1

    I almost forgot we had 1000 rupees notes..😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

  • @pritesh.s
    @pritesh.s 5 лет назад

    Cmon man...even u joined the modi bajao band wagon like other comedians....nyways thats the easiest way to gain views these days 😉

  • @flyingmitra
    @flyingmitra 5 лет назад +8

    This wasn't that funny Daniel! Best wishes for the upcoming uploads 😋

  • @seen9030
    @seen9030 5 лет назад +2

    An absolute gem of a comedian 💯

  • @riyathakkar3709
    @riyathakkar3709 5 лет назад

    Dude I thought ur a feminist and I liked that about u, did u seriously have to crack that joke of notes being masculine and feminine?

  • @ninjagaming2974
    @ninjagaming2974 5 лет назад +2

    That regime one 😂😂😂

  • @anmolmajithia
    @anmolmajithia 5 лет назад +1

    how many googled left wing and right wing after this video? xD

  • @varunganapathy6611
    @varunganapathy6611 3 года назад

    Boss bucks is bucks. Gold looks feminine but is more solid than your body.😎😎