She is not a fish she is still half human, Poor neu is all 100% pure water dweller and literally tastes all the ocean and we all know he loves his tap and we bring him to a literally bonafide Desert with not even a waterhole his claim is nonsense but reasonable lol.
@@Starlight-gf9kg Also, remember the little floaty thing called "Pari" and our partner called "Sorush" that we uses to explore that area? That thing is a mixture of three gods namely: Goddess of Flowers, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, and the Previous Hydro Archon.
Bro's basically me at this point. ● Can't survive heat. ✅️ ● Can't understand humans. ✅️ ● Can't understand himself. ✅️ ● Does the same thing over and over again every single day. ✅️ ● Can't control his emotions. ✅️ ● He doesn't even understand the purpose of his own existence. ✅️ *And yet somehow I don't kin him.*
I can relate to him actually... It's better to stay hydrated somewhere inside of a building with a cool temperature than going to damn desert only to be killed by the sun itself
Yes now that makes more sense to me. Weather shouldn’t bother him, man at full power can flood continents. But he should be worried about the dragon with powers technically opposite to him, who is also very pissed off. State of Apep should worry him as well, if nothing else then Dragon Sovereign Camaraderie.
@@LegendaryTalesandTrails in his story quest he mentions that he would like to meet the other dragons to learn more about himself. I don't think we told him apep wouldn't be a fan
I just thought of this: What if he does not mean an attempt to kill him by dehydration? What if he means that since this is a desert, no one will be likely to find him in all that sand?
Neuvillette: I am going to die here! Kokomi: Get a hold of yourself man, I am half fish. Traveler: I don't even belong to this world... Tartaglia: Where I come from... Neuvillette: NO ONE ASKED!
To control water, you need said water to be present nearby. Without lakes or river, your "ammo" would be the water you naturally have within yourself... And Nuvi literally loses HP on attack, implying that is exactly how he summons his water jet. No wonder he thinks you're trying to kill him.
Kokomi seems concerned Childe seems pretty pleased with the outcome since Neuv did beat his ass and wrongfully imprisoned him Lumine doesn’t really give a shit because hey new Husbando! And Paimon is hungry for food probably….
The ex hydro dragon (he's previous life?) was heated for 40 years to death. Source from the Byakuyakoku Collection found in enkanomiya. "Forty winters entombed the flames, and forty summers churned the seas. The Seven Sovereigns were vanquished, and the seven nations submitted to the heavens. " No wonder he doesn't like heat. And in the Chinese version of his voice-over, he only addresses the traveler with the respectful/sarcastic 'you' in the hello(respectful) and desert(sarcastic) recording. In every other recording he just uses the normal 'you'.
0:27 I love how the party just looks at each other nonchalantly. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when Utililty-belt Buzz's helmet was removed, gasping for air and everyone looked at him nonchalantly. 😂
Dude I went to the desert to do Nahida's quest to find Apep for Neuvillette and he said this line. All I had to say is "You are literally the only reason Im venturing this far into the desert!" I kinda stopped playing after we got the second or third desert update because I was sick of the desert-
Relatable to be honest. And considering his skin is covered by at least a layer of thick formal clothing, i say its reasonable. And i hate it being hot too.
Theres water in genshins dessert, and plenty of it, he should be more scared of the dendro dragon, I doubt he would be happy about him just showing up unannounced
His ascend material is literally "Starfish"
DAMNIT CYNO
damn.. so it is patrick's voice..
No ,It's Patrick!
This will age well
I don't get it
Can't blame him for not liking sand. It's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere
Aranakin approves :]
The fact he have to go though the desert to get to others nation that probably why he need someone deliver water for him
I love the Anakin reference, they would definitely be friends over it
Don’t forget irritating.
He's gonna execute the -younglings- Melusines
Neuvillette: I am a Water Dragon, I can't survive here.
Kokomi: I am an actual Fish.
Neuvillette: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!
Gumball logic for Kokomi 😂
Kokomi is a human based of genshin
@@ayakanagata4574based of off genshin?
@@ayakanagata4574at least put the whole ass sentence
She is not a fish she is still half human, Poor neu is all 100% pure water dweller and literally tastes all the ocean and we all know he loves his tap and we bring him to a literally bonafide Desert with not even a waterhole his claim is nonsense but reasonable lol.
1. The ex hydro archon died in the desert
2. He senses Apep and doesnt wanna meet
3. Too dry
wait did the hydro archon rlly died in desert?
Source?
@@Starlight-gf9kgThe tree in Vourukasha Oasis is where Egeria's consciousness is anchored currently. She died during the cataclysm.
@@Ishiokay ohhhh thx for explaning
@@Starlight-gf9kg Also, remember the little floaty thing called "Pari" and our partner called "Sorush" that we uses to explore that area?
That thing is a mixture of three gods namely: Goddess of Flowers, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, and the Previous Hydro Archon.
Who wins? Man who can control massive amounts of water? or one gaint "pile" of sand?
Deshret reaction to that information :
@@No-cc1fqwin for the god of the golden sands👏💪
Figuratively and Literally, if you put reality, Sand also wins😅😂
*chad music plays to honor the sand*
Anakin
For the finishing blow, Cyno suddenly appears to crack a joke 🤣.
*Cyno's head abruptly pops out of the sand* Hydrate don't Diedrate
😂😂😂 you are so wrong for doing this
“If you quite dragon your feet we can get to a water source quicker.
Do you get it DRAGON 😀” -Cyno probably
Cyno: “So, you must be the dro I’ve heard about.”
Neuvillette: “What?”
Cyno: “Hi, dro.”
Neuvillette: “WHAT?!”
@@LookAtThisHuman
I can feel everyone's eyes rolling
Imagine apep's reaction after realizing another sovereign is in her territory 💀
Edit : wth is happening in the reply section 🗿
Another dragon war
I can hear her now "Get off my sand dune dragonling!"
Nah she probably find Neuvillette as fine male and invite him to repopulate their Sovereign dragon kin with her
@@roxisultimate8152Wtf
@@roxisultimate8152make sure they Bloom all over the place
Tighnari: "First time?"
Good one
"Assassination Attempt"
Suddenly..
Prompto: Imperial Above us!
Neuvillette: Thanks... what?
"In the distance" brrrrrrr
Ignis: There is a magitec engine nearby.
Neuvillette: Alright who are you and what in the primordial sea is going on!?
Neuvillette: Man it's hot...
Gladio: Then lose the jacket.
@@hiryu64 Neuvillette: like you? No way..
Gladio: what? embarrassed to show your scrawny body?
Luxu: Master of masters i have fufilled my role now.
Loving this fandom references. And I have been in both! 😊
He needs his H2O
No he want D2O
He need his h2o like o2
@@maxtntggezdio,
The worrrldddddddddd
Wryyyy
Well i mean….he could generate his own water and wet status with his idle animation…
@@qrowbranwen8245 hmm true
Neuvillette is used to living in Fontaine, so it's normal for him to feel strange when he comes to another place:)
His dialogue about the assassination attempt actually refers to Deserts only. Man loves water, so being in a place devoid of water is hell for him 😂
@@nicegamesbro4363 also because there's a grumpy racist dragon grandma in the desert who'll prob skin him alive for associating with humans
@@nicegamesbro4363that and maybe sensing Apep in the desert.
He is the water dragon, he doesn't like dry places with very low humidity
The place that doesn't have ANY water would sound STraNge to him...
Neuvillette in the desert: “I hate it here”
Me, who just wanted to bring him to see Apep so they could be dragon buddies: 🥺ok
hahahahah
I hate to be one of those people but: MUM I’M FAMOUS!!! Tysm for the likes!
@@sillyunicorn25 Next up is Liyue of Ahzahas, then after Dluvalin in mostant. Next up is world domination BABY
Should have gone with Dvalin first, I guess.
wait so he ACTUALLY says that?
Bro's basically me at this point.
● Can't survive heat. ✅️
● Can't understand humans. ✅️
● Can't understand himself. ✅️
● Does the same thing over and over again every single day. ✅️
● Can't control his emotions. ✅️
● He doesn't even understand the purpose of his own existence. ✅️
*And yet somehow I don't kin him.*
Damn i don't even know what to say
You lies you don't solo street fight with 9 stars
@@roxisultimate8152 That's true ig. 😭
Fellow autistic...?
@@felixgonzalez5135 Not sure. Never really got diagnosed. :/
Just everyone staring at him as he’s having his meltdown killed me.😂
I can relate to him actually...
It's better to stay hydrated somewhere inside of a building with a cool temperature than going to damn desert only to be killed by the sun itself
without sun thou you would also die, since it's crucial for our organism and skin, not just water.
@@BiBa-kr3pe I know, but I'm still alive somehow... Sadly...
strong bug x)@@LoneWolfMikoto
I think he is more concerned with Angry Apep rather than desert itself....
Naw probably it so dry and hot like a fish being cooked on the oven
@@Nakuweed-samurai I mean, he can literally summon clouds to himself and make it rain... or, cry for a change... :DD
Yes now that makes more sense to me. Weather shouldn’t bother him, man at full power can flood continents. But he should be worried about the dragon with powers technically opposite to him, who is also very pissed off. State of Apep should worry him as well, if nothing else then Dragon Sovereign Camaraderie.
True, especially since he is now in the form of human.
@@LegendaryTalesandTrails in his story quest he mentions that he would like to meet the other dragons to learn more about himself. I don't think we told him apep wouldn't be a fan
I didn't realise how well Tartaglia fit in with the desert
Bro looks like an Eremite
@@humss12-andesgiolenarda.87lmao 💀
@@humss12-andesgiolenarda.87shit you have a point
I imagine Neuvillette inside a fish tank well hydrated while accompanying the traveler through the desert😂
I just thought of this:
What if he does not mean an attempt to kill him by dehydration? What if he means that since this is a desert, no one will be likely to find him in all that sand?
Like in those stories where people bring their targets to dense forested areas to finish them off
Or he knows Apep is still cranky and he's in her territory.
didn't the old hydro archon die in the sumeru desert?
Plot twist, he's referring to Cyno's Judgment cause who would win, a Judge or Anubis?
@@TravellerZasha Or Cyno's puns
Its okay Neuvillete, i also cried during the quests in the fucking desert
Neuvillette: I am going to die here!
Kokomi: Get a hold of yourself man, I am half fish.
Traveler: I don't even belong to this world...
Tartaglia: Where I come from...
Neuvillette: NO ONE ASKED!
Kokomi: im a fish.
Cilde:im a whale.
Nuevillette: SHUT UP.
The way his cape physics fold makes him look like a snail when he coughs 😂
Neuvillete: **When you approach a oasis** "I wonder what the lone water of the dessert taste like."
To control water, you need said water to be present nearby. Without lakes or river, your "ammo" would be the water you naturally have within yourself... And Nuvi literally loses HP on attack, implying that is exactly how he summons his water jet.
No wonder he thinks you're trying to kill him.
Kokomi seems concerned
Childe seems pretty pleased with the outcome since Neuv did beat his ass and wrongfully imprisoned him
Lumine doesn’t really give a shit because hey new Husbando!
And Paimon is hungry for food probably….
Childe looks more confused then pleased
He look both@@Medinacrystalheart
Drangon for dinner sound excinting
Neuvelitte: "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!"
Tighnari: "First time?"
When Hoyo were on the streak of creating ONLY desert areas, these were my words too
Venti & Zhongli: "No fake vision, bro?"
The recoil of that cough💀
At least now Tighnari isn't alone in his suffering. 😅
Two fishes in the desert pretty ironic
Patrick coughing is so iconic the thumbnail completely gave it away and it's glorious.
since Egeria also ded in the desert
i guess that's wht he revering to 😅
“Assassin attempt”
*flashbacks to THAT one hydro boss*
Neuviemon having heatstroke while Apep is having field day with the fungus
0:17: This is suicidal for Neuvillette since there’s not much water in the Sumeru Desert.
he can drink all those Oasis
"A dragon cry a day keeps sumeru's desert away"
the way his cape moved 💀
I can relate with Neuvilette. Even the mere ray of sunlight sends me hissing like a vampire.
Neuvilette is one of the few characters who's voicelines are interesting to listen to
try it especially the "Visions II"
The Traveler and Yanfei's voiceline are pretty neet
I love how Childe is just standing there.
His sweet payback for wrongly putting him in jail
Me 🤝 Tighnari 🤝 Neuvilette 🤝 Aranaras
Hate Valuka
Valuka?
@@stressedhaish69420 it means sand. It's mentioned by the Aranara who hates sand, Aranakin and it's a Star War reference.
Tighnari: The irony
@@winterphuntasm
Is it hot as hell ?
@@winterphuntasmwhat Star wars reference? Valuka Means sand in my 1st language so it's not just some fiction. Aranara words are from my language.
It’s ok neuvillette, i hate the desert too:)
The quests, the exploration etc.
The Sumeru is great but Sumeru's dessert is 💯% hell
The ex hydro dragon (he's previous life?) was heated for 40 years to death. Source from the Byakuyakoku Collection found in enkanomiya. "Forty winters entombed the flames, and forty summers churned the seas. The Seven Sovereigns were vanquished, and the seven nations submitted to the heavens. " No wonder he doesn't like heat. And in the Chinese version of his voice-over, he only addresses the traveler with the respectful/sarcastic 'you' in the hello(respectful) and desert(sarcastic) recording. In every other recording he just uses the normal 'you'.
THE RECOIL ON HIS CAPE MAKES THE ANIMATJON FUNNIER BRO
0:27 I love how the party just looks at each other nonchalantly. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when Utililty-belt Buzz's helmet was removed, gasping for air and everyone looked at him nonchalantly. 😂
Dude I went to the desert to do Nahida's quest to find Apep for Neuvillette and he said this line. All I had to say is "You are literally the only reason Im venturing this far into the desert!"
I kinda stopped playing after we got the second or third desert update because I was sick of the desert-
Despite being an ancient hydro dragon live for thousand of years, he cannot handle desert
He's not thousands of years old. He's the reincarnation of the hydro sovereign. He's 1000 at best since he did know Egeria.
THE MOVENT WHEN HES ON THE GROUND DIEING HAS ME SUFFICATING
His tailcoat helpppp😂😂😂
Neuvillette: "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!!!!?????"
Me: a dessert
0:32 lmao his face 😭
I knew where this was going by Neuvillette's pose in the thumbnail and yet it still made me laugh 😂
imagine him crying and turning the entire desert into a sea
Childe says Matta will stop complaining 😂😂
Apep: why did you betray me, you filthy dragon interact with scum human
Kokomi could hydrate him in seconds... but chooses not to.
Dudes dying so much it knocked the vibrant colours of his clothes💀
That first line, the assignation, why was I thinking a romance plot 😭😭😭😭😭
Childe’s sassy stance 💀💀😭
hahahaha childe and kokomi's faces are priceless, amazing! 🤣🤣🤣
Neuvillette : "suffering"
Apep : do you think to swim in the desert, bro?
Its even funnier with the fact that Childe and Koko fish also a hydro with water creature symbol
Childe: "...this is the guy that defeated me in the Court"
Lol
Okay, he might be my favorite Genshin character now 😂
Him: •TWERKING AGGRESSIVELY• “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!”
Anakin: Is this man one of my people?
"hydro dragon hydro dragon please cry all you want this place be dry"
Neuvi 🤝🏻 Tighnari
Neuvillette 🤝 Tighnari 🤝 _Aranakin_
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 True 😂💀
@@shanedoesyoutube8001traveler: i do not care y’all gonna come whether you like it or not
The patrick cough topped it all off 😂😂
Neuvillette: You bring the Hydro Dragon out here!? In the daytime!? In the desert!?
His words are very relatable. Who likes Sumeru desert?!
Me
i hate walking simulator.
I like how Ajax, Kokomi, and Traveller standing watching Neuvilette dying like: 🧍🧍🧍
And Paimon are just floating there
Nuevillette: I'm chef justice and therefore you are guilty For attempting to try and assassinate me
I love how Neuvilette has a rooster tail for a bit at the end there
0:25 not what i was expecting but i was glad to see it lol
Him: I can't breathe. 💀
*”According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale I sentence the desert to death.’”*
Neuvillette and tighnari will get along so well
They might even became a team in co-op mode
The sumeru dessert barging in too ,makes this scenario even better.
I don't know if he's talking about the dry sand or the old grandma living underneath lmao
THE WAY HE COUGHS 😭
I'M DEAD 😭😭😭
Childe & Koko looking at each other is so funny 😂
Looked like a blue chicken for a second 😂
Imagine also bringing him to the Eternal Oasis
He feels relieved to find some water only to find its in Eternal stasis
Neuvillette: ¡¿QUE CLASE DE SITIO ES ESTEEEE?!
To quote anakin “I don’t like sand”
the hydro mc needs to keep hitting him with her walmart biden blast to keep him alive
The irony is that Neuvilette’s weekly boss mats is in the Sumeru desert. If he doesn't get it, he can't get stronger.
Relatable to be honest. And considering his skin is covered by at least a layer of thick formal clothing, i say its reasonable. And i hate it being hot too.
he could just drink the water he created to stay hydrated
I died when he started coughing😭
Imagine you can use his charge attack because there's no qater in dessert or the water is too far
Childe: I thought you could use the water in the air!
Neuvillette: THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, RUN OUT OF MUSCLE!?
Theres water in genshins dessert, and plenty of it, he should be more scared of the dendro dragon, I doubt he would be happy about him just showing up unannounced
He looks like a rooster TwT
Neuvilette is the biggest drama queen when it comes to the desert
To be fair, I hate the desert, too. I don't really blame him for choking and being on edge. The desert scares me 😔
WAIT PLS HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN WITH THE TAIL OF HIS COAT WHEN HE"S ON THE GROUND I CANT-
Love how the other three just stand there 😂😂 like "u serious?"
Sumerus desert is neuvillets worst nightmare haha