The only thing funnier than the amount of times Coney cheats is him stretching the definition of what is considered a Mario game and what “beating” it entails
Poor Coney forgetting about the very specific path you need to take on the final level in Mario 1. Love that he chose one of the hardest free game in the Mario and Sonic Olympic games... then shortly after the ending of the video he found the quickest and easiest sport.
I once completed the entirety of puzzles & dragons super mario edition in 2 hours at YMCA summer camp before. Rounding down that's basically an hour exactly. Whatta well defined 11 year old i was.
Coney starts off each challenge thinking he is going to do fine and somewhat play by the rules. But it just dissolves into him cheating or making up rules as he goes along.
coney is so good at mario he even beats games during the marihour that aren't part of it. other mariohour runner didn't beat mario cart so this is clearly a skill difference
It’s extra funny because he could pretty easily save at the start of a level and redo it from there to avoid having no lives but he makes sure to just instant rewind a second instead
I love how the video title says "EVERY" Mario Game...but not only was beating every Mario game not even the requirement for the challenge he stretched the definition of what a Mario game was and only managed to beat four of them while calling timeouts and changing what "beating" the games meant.
I have so many good memories trying to learn super Mario bros 3 with my best friend back in high school... for hours and hours and days and days, circa 2006... damn. I'm old.
I have no issue with people cheating I don’t take speedrunning that seriously. Lately I have been taking a more casual approach to gaming but when I feel like it I take it seriously to the point it’s more than a game to me. It’s like sometimes games are not just games which might be why people are upset about cheating.
Coney the type of fella to call a timeout when he’s cornered in tag
That's kinda genius honestly, I'mma have to steal that the next time I play tag....
your first manipulation was 15 years ago? What are you @aden2276, 16?
@@CatherinetheMewsthebestMTB "Very wise indeed, commenter"
The only thing funnier than the amount of times Coney cheats is him stretching the definition of what is considered a Mario game and what “beating” it entails
this is why we watch coney tho lol
"We're gonna pause the speedrun"
"And we're not going to talk about how I paused on 9:11"
"Can I Beat EVERY Mario Game" rapidly turned into "Can I Beat ANY Mario Game"
has coney ever done a challenge where he didnt cheat within the first 15 minutes?
no
If he does, I don’t wanna see it.
He beat Undertale without cheating if that counts
Alternate Title: Can Coney beat ANY Mario game in 1 hour?
it's almost impressive how quickly that fell apart
Poor Coney forgetting about the very specific path you need to take on the final level in Mario 1.
Love that he chose one of the hardest free game in the Mario and Sonic Olympic games... then shortly after the ending of the video he found the quickest and easiest sport.
Coney can you PLEASE do more speedruns where you blatanly cheat while playing it off like a sheister
Shyster*
CONEY cheating through half the stream was definitely the most CONEY thing I've ever seen.
I mean from a RUclips perspective his ass lost at the first game so I’d say way more than half.
cheating through half the stream and still losing is even more coney
watching this live was pure cinema
So I would say, in a literal sense, Coney beat one game without cheating.
"This is my best game" into death is a true combo 😂
i cant imagine coney beating any single mario game in less than an hour
I mean did you forget his SM64 speed running era?
@@dylansetright3359 that was his evil twin baloney
*If I took a shot for everytime Coney had a John, I would be.....wait, where am I? Why is there a bright light over there?*
I would kill to see a Coney nuzlocke just to see how hard he cheats
ENOUGH CHALLENGES! SEND THE BANJO TOOIE VIDEO
I once completed the entirety of puzzles & dragons super mario edition in 2 hours at YMCA summer camp before. Rounding down that's basically an hour exactly. Whatta well defined 11 year old i was.
6:23 perfecting editing
11:03 editors created a beautiful piece of Cinema here
Can’t believe Coney beat all of those Mario games in 21 minutes
I’m convinced that coney just does these challenges to torture himself
no he does it to torture chat, bc he always cheats
He has a humiliation kink
Coney starts off each challenge thinking he is going to do fine and somewhat play by the rules. But it just dissolves into him cheating or making up rules as he goes along.
The idea that the castle theme sounds like an Imagine Dragons song is hilarious, because they definitely just mean the low drums lol
I love the fact that, for most of Coney's videos, if it's your first time watching, you're in for a mix of confusion and having a blast
That Mario 1 was so fucking funny
coney is so good at mario he even beats games during the marihour that aren't part of it. other mariohour runner didn't beat mario cart so this is clearly a skill difference
I have a feeling that, no. Probably not Mr Coney, sir.
On a rewatch, it's really fucking funny seeing Coney say "I get a few more seconds because I started late". Yeah, you get a few seconds extra alright.
Coney just casually re-doing every mistake is just so funny to me
It’s extra funny because he could pretty easily save at the start of a level and redo it from there to avoid having no lives but he makes sure to just instant rewind a second instead
Coney will just decide the rules on what “beating” the games mean at will, first it was punch out and now these
I could
Ok but like, now I want a new speedrun category for Mario games called "ok guys but wait" 😂
The editors love comedic irony and the Coney stream is chock full of it
chat tricking him into playing the mario paint minigame was insane mind games ngl give it up
Seeing Ryukahr in a Coney video is something that i did not expect, but am glad it exists. Unironically would love to see a collab of you guys!
love the coney videos of him trying to be a charlatan, but still failing due to him being so incompetent at everything
nice to see a new upload from my favourite bartering streamer
The video stoped loading at 8:56 and the vibe of that deal went from funny to desperately awkward
this video reminds me why Coney doesnt deserve nice things
Coney always says he won’t cheat but don’t believe his lies
alt title "30 year old senior gets demolished by mario games"
I love how the video title says "EVERY" Mario Game...but not only was beating every Mario game not even the requirement for the challenge he stretched the definition of what a Mario game was and only managed to beat four of them while calling timeouts and changing what "beating" the games meant.
I have not heard of this, rlly cool challenge!
“Can I beat every mario game in 1 hour” without the 1 hour part
Coney was 1000% a carny in his past life.
I can beat pretty much the same amount of Mario games in 60 minutes as Coney
I should finish 3 one of these days, fun ass game
Also I had no clue you could go to the last level like that!
I think my favorite part was that he was winging it... like you can do a lot with glitches
I like that Coney's facial is in a competition on if it wants to have the caterpillar mustache or scruff beard
i just want you all to know i lost 40k points because he cheated
Expecting coney to play fair is a fools errand
amy the legend, also big ups to whoever recommended gnat attack LOL
The C in Coney is not for cheating
11:03 bro that scream was visceral
I'd argue that Coney getting 2nd in surfing counts as the Any% completion of the game
11:00 is the best coney moment
Coney really is the greatest speedrunner of all time AND THIS VIDEO IS UNDENIABLE PROOF!!!
You nailed it, Coney!
I wonder if I could beat all Mario games within one hour. That sounds difficult from the sheer amount of games created.
I KNEW he was gonna game over in SMB1 lmao
Coney just played Mario games for 60 minutes
Easiest payout of my life! Thank you Coney for fumbling the Olympic games!
Can’t wait for the can I beat every Mario game before the sonix set ends😭
Been loving the recent content coney!
Ayo what’s are the songs in the beginning and at 1:05?? Love both the tracks but don’t know the names lmao
This is literally art.
Coney is like the Chael Sonnen of Nintendo games
19:11 Thought i should put a flashing lights warning
it's crazy he didn't beat a single super mario game in this video
coney is SPITTING
Lmao these video descriptions have to be written by a chatter
The cheating happening on this stream was truly amazing
Coney has the same inflection as my aunt on my mom’s side.
Eeeeey Ryu was my fave to watch do that. Also.
Coney. Lol. I love you, dude, but good lord. 😂😂😂
the answer is no ICANT
Mario Kart 8 all tracks is next y’all!!
9:25 is why CONEY is goated 💀
I have so many good memories trying to learn super Mario bros 3 with my best friend back in high school... for hours and hours and days and days, circa 2006... damn. I'm old.
Shoutout to Ryukhar at the start there!
I have no issue with people cheating I don’t take speedrunning that seriously. Lately I have been taking a more casual approach to gaming but when I feel like it I take it seriously to the point it’s more than a game to me. It’s like sometimes games are not just games which might be why people are upset about cheating.
OH MY GOSH I TRIED IT AND BEAT ALL OF THE GAME !!!
Coney sux lol
jumpscare warning at 11:00
i thought your voice was vocoded to the song in the intro for a second lol
Aka a Wrath vs Sonix grand final reset
have Coney's eyes always been blue? I just realized they're scary asf
Skibidi Coney detected
i want to say something about the thumbnail, but the masses will line up in the replies with pitchforks and torches
my imagine dragons chat made it to the video thank you based Kelkador
what did you mean by that
dude I don't fucking remember they were talking about video game music and how it sounded like band music in the chat or i was just high@@Kelkador
Waiting for the Banjo Tooie stream
Shouldve done mario clock
Before I watch this, was this a case of an idea he had that he didn’t test?
Tried it myself and did like way better
always forget how bad Coney is at games LOL
I’ve only seen the tweet and I’m scared
Donkey Kong sent me xD
Mr. Cheats Games
Where’s the Banjo Tooie video
Of course it was WisconsinJoe who agreed
I'm always surprised that this guy is married.
He cheated WAY more in the actual stream btw