The only thing funnier than the amount of times Coney cheats is him stretching the definition of what is considered a Mario game and what “beating” it entails
Poor Coney forgetting about the very specific path you need to take on the final level in Mario 1. Love that he chose one of the hardest free game in the Mario and Sonic Olympic games... then shortly after the ending of the video he found the quickest and easiest sport.
I once completed the entirety of puzzles & dragons super mario edition in 2 hours at YMCA summer camp before. Rounding down that's basically an hour exactly. Whatta well defined 11 year old i was.
It’s extra funny because he could pretty easily save at the start of a level and redo it from there to avoid having no lives but he makes sure to just instant rewind a second instead
Coney starts off each challenge thinking he is going to do fine and somewhat play by the rules. But it just dissolves into him cheating or making up rules as he goes along.
coney is so good at mario he even beats games during the marihour that aren't part of it. other mariohour runner didn't beat mario cart so this is clearly a skill difference
I love how the video title says "EVERY" Mario Game...but not only was beating every Mario game not even the requirement for the challenge he stretched the definition of what a Mario game was and only managed to beat four of them while calling timeouts and changing what "beating" the games meant.
I have no issue with people cheating I don’t take speedrunning that seriously. Lately I have been taking a more casual approach to gaming but when I feel like it I take it seriously to the point it’s more than a game to me. It’s like sometimes games are not just games which might be why people are upset about cheating.
I have so many good memories trying to learn super Mario bros 3 with my best friend back in high school... for hours and hours and days and days, circa 2006... damn. I'm old.
Coney the type of fella to call a timeout when he’s cornered in tag
That's kinda genius honestly, I'mma have to steal that the next time I play tag....
the first time i manipulated someone was lying about being it in tag and I think about it to this day 15 years later
your first manipulation was 15 years ago? What are you @@aden2276, 16?
@@CatherinetheMewsthebestMTB "Very wise indeed, commenter"
The only thing funnier than the amount of times Coney cheats is him stretching the definition of what is considered a Mario game and what “beating” it entails
this is why we watch coney tho lol
"We're gonna pause the speedrun"
"And we're not going to talk about how I paused on 9:11"
"Can I Beat EVERY Mario Game" rapidly turned into "Can I Beat ANY Mario Game"
has coney ever done a challenge where he didnt cheat within the first 15 minutes?
no
that's what we love about him
If he does, I don’t wanna see it.
He beat Undertale without cheating if that counts
Alternate Title: Can Coney beat ANY Mario game in 1 hour?
Coney can you PLEASE do more speedruns where you blatanly cheat while playing it off like a sheister
Shyster*
CONEY cheating through half the stream was definitely the most CONEY thing I've ever seen.
I mean from a RUclips perspective his ass lost at the first game so I’d say way more than half.
cheating through half the stream and still losing is even more coney
Poor Coney forgetting about the very specific path you need to take on the final level in Mario 1.
Love that he chose one of the hardest free game in the Mario and Sonic Olympic games... then shortly after the ending of the video he found the quickest and easiest sport.
it's almost impressive how quickly that fell apart
i cant imagine coney beating any single mario game in less than an hour
I mean did you forget his SM64 speed running era?
@@dylansetright3359 that was his evil twin baloney
"This is my best game" into death is a true combo 😂
So I would say, in a literal sense, Coney beat one game without cheating.
I would kill to see a Coney nuzlocke just to see how hard he cheats
*If I took a shot for everytime Coney had a John, I would be.....wait, where am I? Why is there a bright light over there?*
watching this live was pure cinema
ENOUGH CHALLENGES! SEND THE BANJO TOOIE VIDEO
I’m convinced that coney just does these challenges to torture himself
no he does it to torture chat, bc he always cheats
He has a humiliation kink
I once completed the entirety of puzzles & dragons super mario edition in 2 hours at YMCA summer camp before. Rounding down that's basically an hour exactly. Whatta well defined 11 year old i was.
The idea that the castle theme sounds like an Imagine Dragons song is hilarious, because they definitely just mean the low drums lol
I love the fact that, for most of Coney's videos, if it's your first time watching, you're in for a mix of confusion and having a blast
Can’t believe Coney beat all of those Mario games in 21 minutes
11:03 editors created a beautiful piece of Cinema here
Coney just casually re-doing every mistake is just so funny to me
It’s extra funny because he could pretty easily save at the start of a level and redo it from there to avoid having no lives but he makes sure to just instant rewind a second instead
6:23 perfecting editing
Coney starts off each challenge thinking he is going to do fine and somewhat play by the rules. But it just dissolves into him cheating or making up rules as he goes along.
That Mario 1 was so fucking funny
The editors love comedic irony and the Coney stream is chock full of it
Idk if this was the most scuffed thing I’ve ever seen but it was definitely up there
nice to see a new upload from my favourite bartering streamer
I have a feeling that, no. Probably not Mr Coney, sir.
coney is so good at mario he even beats games during the marihour that aren't part of it. other mariohour runner didn't beat mario cart so this is clearly a skill difference
Ok but like, now I want a new speedrun category for Mario games called "ok guys but wait" 😂
Seeing Ryukahr in a Coney video is something that i did not expect, but am glad it exists. Unironically would love to see a collab of you guys!
Coney will just decide the rules on what “beating” the games mean at will, first it was punch out and now these
alt title "30 year old senior gets demolished by mario games"
Coney always says he won’t cheat but don’t believe his lies
this video reminds me why Coney doesnt deserve nice things
Coney was 1000% a carny in his past life.
I have not heard of this, rlly cool challenge!
I can beat pretty much the same amount of Mario games in 60 minutes as Coney
“Can I beat every mario game in 1 hour” without the 1 hour part
The C in Coney is not for cheating
love the coney videos of him trying to be a charlatan, but still failing due to him being so incompetent at everything
I could
i just want you all to know i lost 40k points because he cheated
Expecting coney to play fair is a fools errand
The video stoped loading at 8:56 and the vibe of that deal went from funny to desperately awkward
Coney is like the Chael Sonnen of Nintendo games
I love how the video title says "EVERY" Mario Game...but not only was beating every Mario game not even the requirement for the challenge he stretched the definition of what a Mario game was and only managed to beat four of them while calling timeouts and changing what "beating" the games meant.
Coney has the same inflection as my aunt on my mom’s side.
You nailed it, Coney!
I like that Coney's facial is in a competition on if it wants to have the caterpillar mustache or scruff beard
Easiest payout of my life! Thank you Coney for fumbling the Olympic games!
I should finish 3 one of these days, fun ass game
Also I had no clue you could go to the last level like that!
I wonder if I could beat all Mario games within one hour. That sounds difficult from the sheer amount of games created.
I'd argue that Coney getting 2nd in surfing counts as the Any% completion of the game
I think my favorite part was that he was winging it... like you can do a lot with glitches
11:00 is the best coney moment
Coney really is the greatest speedrunner of all time AND THIS VIDEO IS UNDENIABLE PROOF!!!
11:03 bro that scream was visceral
Lmao these video descriptions have to be written by a chatter
Can’t wait for the can I beat every Mario game before the sonix set ends😭
Mario Kart 8 all tracks is next y’all!!
amy the legend, also big ups to whoever recommended gnat attack LOL
9:25 is why CONEY is goated 💀
Been loving the recent content coney!
Eeeeey Ryu was my fave to watch do that. Also.
Coney. Lol. I love you, dude, but good lord. 😂😂😂
This is literally art.
i want to say something about the thumbnail, but the masses will line up in the replies with pitchforks and torches
the answer is no ICANT
The cheating happening on this stream was truly amazing
coney is SPITTING
Coney just played Mario games for 60 minutes
I KNEW he was gonna game over in SMB1 lmao
OH MY GOSH I TRIED IT AND BEAT ALL OF THE GAME !!!
Coney sux lol
it's crazy he didn't beat a single super mario game in this video
jumpscare warning at 11:00
I have no issue with people cheating I don’t take speedrunning that seriously. Lately I have been taking a more casual approach to gaming but when I feel like it I take it seriously to the point it’s more than a game to me. It’s like sometimes games are not just games which might be why people are upset about cheating.
have Coney's eyes always been blue? I just realized they're scary asf
19:11 Thought i should put a flashing lights warning
Before I watch this, was this a case of an idea he had that he didn’t test?
Shouldve done mario clock
Shoutout to Ryukhar at the start there!
I'm always surprised that this guy is married.
Guys. He needs it.
Of course it was WisconsinJoe who agreed
Where’s the Banjo Tooie video
Tried it myself and did like way better
I love watching coney realize his favorite game is dogshit
I have so many good memories trying to learn super Mario bros 3 with my best friend back in high school... for hours and hours and days and days, circa 2006... damn. I'm old.
my imagine dragons chat made it to the video thank you based Kelkador
what did you mean by that
dude I don't fucking remember they were talking about video game music and how it sounded like band music in the chat or i was just high@@Kelkador
Skibidi Coney detected
Donkey Kong sent me xD
He cheated WAY more in the actual stream btw
Ladies, gentlemen, and gentlethems, the most invalid run of all tlme.
always forget how bad Coney is at games LOL
I’ve only seen the tweet and I’m scared
i thought your voice was vocoded to the song in the intro for a second lol
I GOT 28K POINTS OFF THIS HAHAHA
This was the best worst stream I've ever watched it was a TRIP