Hey, I hate doing this type of thing because it makes me feel like a bot but I recently made a video and it's just 7 views away from 600 views and I would be very glad if it gets there.
@@silverplayer4439 you can be my enforcer. Here's your first job: i want you to gain a deeper understanding of yourself so i know what jobs you can handle in the future.
3:46 Couldn't find anything about carbon monoxide, but trees will absorb less carbon the more they heat up and the Amazon rain forest producing more carbon than absorbing it which are both cool and fun
8:50 As someone who played many games on a MacBook Air, I can confirm, it does in fact sound like a Boeing 737. Never again will I run Arma 3 at max graphics. Never.
8:59 oh my god this reminds me of a girl who sits across from me in one of my classes who told me about how she tried to play the sims 4 with “like every mod” on the slightly terrible workstation laptops that the college gave us (hp zbook) and the laptop immediately shitted itself and died. it was unusable for like 2 days until the situation got resolved somehow. i think she had to go to the school it department? 😭 what an absolute power move though. i wish i asked exactly how many mods she had downloaded. i like to imagine the number was in the hundreds or thousands
My understanding of latinx (which could absolutely be wrong I'm not that smart) is the word came from crossing out the o or a on latino/latina on forms. It wasn't meant to be a real word, just a declaration of not being masculine while also not being feminine. I have heard that for the purposes of an actual pronounceable word, latine has come into use.
How the hell did they get Bakugan. (Edit) I've never played Fortnite before so I feel obligated to ask, Can you 360 no scope someone as the Peggle Unicorn?.
8:00 having worked in one for three years. I can safely say most JJ employees might do something like this on a bad day. Just cause the customer annoyed them.
@@sergioventura2595 I know you're asking the other guy, but my favourite (at least in design) is the snapdragon Edit: from the first game is the chomper
Yea... I don't get the appeal of listening to people talking to each other when you could listen to music instead. At least with meme videos, I can screenshot memes and add them to my hoard
06:35 Kratos was indeed in Greek Mythology, through the games took many many liberties on his character, the core however remained unchanged [he was a god of cruelty and strength]
10:05 its easy to learn them, i am italian and know every swear in italian dictionary. the mot known one beetween italians is "Dio porco", so next time you want to swear but dont want people around you to know just say "Dio porco" or "Bucchin'ammammete".
3:50 That's impossible. The carbon from carbon dioxide is used along with the hydrogen and oxygen from water to make glucose, and the leftover oxygen from the carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere. Turning carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide would remove an oxygen atom from the carbon without getting the carbon needed for glucose production. Unless somehow more heat and CO2 causes chlorophyll to stop performing photosynthesis properly, causing plants to die out, but that's never happened before.
Our fire "place" is in the dining room so we can bring food straight from the ancient wood-fired range straight to the table It cooks pizzas quite effectively despite being... Idk, 100+ years old
I am shocked that they were able to find enough posts for this video that weren't bait and switch, satire bigotry, or a detailed guide to making methamphetamine
Contrary to popular belief, dogs aren't fully colourblind. They can only see certain colours, but mostly just fainter. Also, as a fun addition, cats don't have any red light sensing cells in their cornea, so what we see as red, they see as green.
9:00 i have a macbook air and i agree with the op, if you try to run any big application (games/big apps) the fans turn on and it is the loudest thing ever
@@Vi______ in ff7, she was killed by being stabbed in the back by sephiroth’s sword. It was funny because it was just like the game, and worst because it happened in the game.
3:45 I think someone misunderstood the way how photosynthesis works. This is actually half-true it's just that trees aren't starting to make carbon monoxide, they always have made some of that when it is night. In a nutshell at day trees uses light to remove carbon from oxygen it consumes carbon and "breaths" out oxygen. At night when there is not light, trees "breaths" oxygen and emits carbon monoxide. Most plants does this not just trees and oxygen usage is usually pretty small so there nothing to worry about. Just don't sleep under the tree at night.
I think there was a Kratos in greek mythology, but he was nothing like the video game character. I think he might have just been a great warrior or something.
you would not BELIEVE how loud my macbook air gets after three or more amazon tabs are opened. there's fans, there's just no vents. it's melting into slag five tabs in.
6:33 yeah theres a kratos in greek mythology not exaclty represented by kratos but his meaning in the mythology is something along the lines of bringing olympus down
"KRATOS (Cratus) was the god or personified spirit (daimon) of strength, might, power and sovereign rule(even if he doesnt care, i thought other people might be interested)
1:16 I actually see the logic here. If we go off of Thor logic, then that means it can only be lifted by a living creature who is worthy, but it can be carried fine by things that are non-living. Example: the elevator debate at the end of ultron. But gargantuar is a zombie, he’s already dead. That might mean that he is detected as a non-living object by the cross and would allow him to carry it with no problem.
It's whisper. I just wanted to see if it was even active anymore and it’s just bots, scams, and people selling *illegal photos of children * and maybe one percent of the activity is actual people telling secrets and shit.
Well since Donkey Kong's eyes are facing forward, how predators use to focus, it means he actually is a predator and will hunt you down and annihilate you with barrels of teeth
7:57 At the DQ I work at we write modified toppings on the burger boxes/wrappers and if someone orders like bacon lettuce tomato and extra cheese I'll sometimes write it as bltˣᵗch because I can feign ignorance if it goes poorly and know I made someone's day if it doesn't.
Same but honestly I don't even care anymore, I'll use whatever people want and go on with my day (as in, if someone who is latino wants to be called latinx for some reason I'll do it but i'm not even having that discussion with white people who think they're somehow entitled to change our language lmao)
6:30 Someone wrote about this but im gonna fix it a bit Kratos (The Kratos) was the son of a titan and the river styx, the river in hades, and he had 3 siblings (not gonna write them cuz its kinda hard to do it in english) Kratos was the personification of strength, not the god of strength. When Zeus needed some help in the fight with the titans, styx offered her four children to Zeus for help, after the fight, Zeus took the four siblings to mount Olympus so they could stand besides him, Kratos was the synonym of raw strength, domination, power and authority, he is someone who doesnt show mercy and leads others with fear. The creators of God of War didnt even know about the real Kratos at first, it was just a coincidence, and the name was picked just because it literally meant ''strength'' in ancient greek. Now if you got bored of reading...idc, a little fun fact wouldnt hurt in a reddit memes video XD Your welcome!
I have no quarrels with angerboda being black cus as far as im aware only 1 god had his race described and that was only a halfway race thing. Heimdal is described as being the whitest of the gods but its more likely to in reference to purity and beauty. Vikings didn't really give a shit about race, not because they never saw coloured people because they did, but rather because it wasn't important to them, skills in combat or trade were valuable not skin colour
Thank you for this video. Now I can I screenshot these and pretend I’m an interesting person with a good sense of humour.
Hey, I hate doing this type of thing because it makes me feel like a bot but I recently made a video and it's just 7 views away from 600 views and I would be very glad if it gets there.
Literally me in every discord server
I took a screenshot of this comment, sent it to my brother and he said "im screenshoting this for my groupchat rn"
@@dreska255 make it so the screenshot has been screenshotted so many times no word is legible
r/shitposting and good sense of humor do not mix together
Fun fact, there is a greek God named Kratos, he's the God of strength
I was just about to say that
i think hes minor greek god but not the god of strength. I think hes the personification of it
It's almost like God of War series was based on actual gods or something.
kratos messi
He is actually the personification of strength and courage
Fun fact: there actually is a character in Greek mythology named Kratos, though he is much different to his counterpart in the game series.
Yea. Cratos* was the Greek person's of strength and one of Zeus' most trusted enforcers
@@silverplayer4439 you can be my enforcer. Here's your first job: i want you to gain a deeper understanding of yourself so i know what jobs you can handle in the future.
3:18 The way Robin says “MONEY!” could become a great meme template
3:46 Couldn't find anything about carbon monoxide, but trees will absorb less carbon the more they heat up and the Amazon rain forest producing more carbon than absorbing it which are both cool and fun
Fun fact: Dogs do not see in black and white. Their color vision spectrum is different from humans but they can see in color.
No shit
the reason people say they are color blind is that their color vision spectrum is similar to some types of human colorblindness
6:35 Kraos is actually in Greek myhtology, except he isn't the god of war but the the divine personafication of strength.
6:30 actually kratos was a part of Greek mythology but he wasn't a god of war
8:50 As someone who played many games on a MacBook Air, I can confirm, it does in fact sound like a Boeing 737. Never again will I run Arma 3 at max graphics. Never.
Not 5 minutes in and I’m already laughing 😂😂 I need more of this subreddit
I’m currently 2:32 mins in, can’t wait to start laughing
Wow Emkay liked this comment ❤️
8:59 oh my god this reminds me of a girl who sits across from me in one of my classes who told me about how she tried to play the sims 4 with “like every mod” on the slightly terrible workstation laptops that the college gave us (hp zbook) and the laptop immediately shitted itself and died. it was unusable for like 2 days until the situation got resolved somehow. i think she had to go to the school it department? 😭 what an absolute power move though. i wish i asked exactly how many mods she had downloaded. i like to imagine the number was in the hundreds or thousands
9:47 Dude's having a whole character arc
"We're having too many babies we gotta stop for a while or something"
Me who doesn't want kids: I'm doing my part!
Me too, mi compadre in arms :)
Who tf wants kids
@@darkmatter9643…me
My understanding of latinx (which could absolutely be wrong I'm not that smart) is the word came from crossing out the o or a on latino/latina on forms. It wasn't meant to be a real word, just a declaration of not being masculine while also not being feminine. I have heard that for the purposes of an actual pronounceable word, latine has come into use.
And that’s pronounced la-teen-a (as in abc)
Even that is not popular among many of us, and see it as Americans messing with our language
Others either don't care or have embraced it
@@djsaidez271 I personally figured just saying Latin would do
1:26 as a person that has played Pokémon Violet and didn't choose Sprigatito because the of weed cat memes, this one killed me
I chose sprigitito specifically for the memes
3:01 I’m surprised that they were able to put OctoDad: Dadliest Catch in there.
yeah me too
They forgot Sly Cooper I think
idk why FNF is on there too 😕
Psychonauts isn't on there either.
How the hell did they get Bakugan.
(Edit) I've never played Fortnite before so I feel obligated to ask, Can you 360 no scope someone as the Peggle Unicorn?.
I agree with the meme at 1:07 more than anything else ever
"NO! Not the Doggos!"
- Dog Tzu, The Art of Driving
Rip pupper
Stuart little the MOUSE vs Remy the RAT? I don’t think it’s much of a discussion in this imaginary fight
8:00 having worked in one for three years. I can safely say most JJ employees might do something like this on a bad day. Just cause the customer annoyed them.
7:18. Bro's stomach is big enough to fit a fridge into, he doesn't need to raid other people's fridges.
2:28 I love how the third dude is just like: Oh shit, what the fuck do we do?
2:25 says he while watching a subreddit and laughing at the jokes.
1:15 A classic PVZ meme like this just brings back so much nostalgia.
What’s your favorite plant
@@sergioventura2595 I know you're asking the other guy, but my favourite (at least in design) is the snapdragon
Edit: from the first game is the chomper
Gargantuar go brrrrr
3:55 kid named paint:
I wasn’t ready for the Aerith one I WASN’T READY
2:44 Comparing podcasts to morning talk radio doesn't exactly sell me on the idea of podcasts.
Yea... I don't get the appeal of listening to people talking to each other when you could listen to music instead. At least with meme videos, I can screenshot memes and add them to my hoard
06:35 Kratos was indeed in Greek Mythology, through the games took many many liberties on his character, the core however remained unchanged [he was a god of cruelty and strength]
a podcast is just a domesticated radio show
💀
Trees have begun emitting xenon diphosphate, and I don't even know if that's a real chemical compound.
Dude having a real fireplace and having a fire in it is awesome. Relaxing. Nice. You're nuts.
r/Sh!tposting has the funniest sh*t on that subreddit no doubt
Robin saying that he is thankful for femboys made spit soda on my kid. He's still mad. Best laugh I've had in weeks. Thank you good sir.
10:05 its easy to learn them, i am italian and know every swear in italian dictionary.
the mot known one beetween italians is "Dio porco", so next time you want to swear but dont want people around you to know just say "Dio porco" or "Bucchin'ammammete".
3:50 That's impossible.
The carbon from carbon dioxide is used along with the hydrogen and oxygen from water to make glucose, and the leftover oxygen from the carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere.
Turning carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide would remove an oxygen atom from the carbon without getting the carbon needed for glucose production.
Unless somehow more heat and CO2 causes chlorophyll to stop performing photosynthesis properly, causing plants to die out, but that's never happened before.
Stuart little is a child mouse, Remy is an adult rat, Adult mice are 1/4th~1/3rd the size of adult rats
Our fire "place" is in the dining room so we can bring food straight from the ancient wood-fired range straight to the table
It cooks pizzas quite effectively despite being... Idk, 100+ years old
That’s cool as fuck
I am shocked that they were able to find enough posts for this video that weren't bait and switch, satire bigotry, or a detailed guide to making methamphetamine
Contrary to popular belief, dogs aren't fully colourblind. They can only see certain colours, but mostly just fainter. Also, as a fun addition, cats don't have any red light sensing cells in their cornea, so what we see as red, they see as green.
'The app' is called Whisper
I love this subreddit
8:30 sometimes cargo shorts do this too and it sucks
9:00 i have a macbook air and i agree with the op, if you try to run any big application (games/big apps) the fans turn on and it is the loudest thing ever
8:46
the more sophisticated term is "Joner", thank you very much
4:01 damn
Lucky
3:15 people like louis rossmann are trying to fight for the right to repair things like that.
exactly when he started saying femboys at 5:40 my internet cut out
9:37 that is the funniest, yet worst thing I’ve seen all week.
Context, please? I know the character but why is it funny?
Is that Aerith?
@@Al___ yes
@@Vi______ in ff7, she was killed by being stabbed in the back by sephiroth’s sword. It was funny because it was just like the game, and worst because it happened in the game.
@@TheGlitchyMario ohhhhh yeah that makes sense lol
dad: so son, what did you learn today?
son: EVRYTHING IS CONNECTED TO FORTNITE!
I’m so fucking depressed, my heart is caving the FUCK in. I need this video really bad.
3:45 I think someone misunderstood the way how photosynthesis works.
This is actually half-true it's just that trees aren't starting to make carbon monoxide, they always have made some of that when it is night.
In a nutshell at day trees uses light to remove carbon from oxygen it consumes carbon and "breaths" out oxygen.
At night when there is not light, trees "breaths" oxygen and emits carbon monoxide.
Most plants does this not just trees and oxygen usage is usually pretty small so there nothing to worry about.
Just don't sleep under the tree at night.
YikYak is actually still in use, it’s basically reddit but in a 5 mile radius near you
Fun fact. Dogs can be trained to identify traffic lights based on position rather than color.
4:33 omg I remember when this was on the news 😂
1:10 As a Brit, I am glad that I was blessed with seemingly eternal youth rather than becoming a giant walking thumb with limbs.
I think there was a Kratos in greek mythology, but he was nothing like the video game character.
I think he might have just been a great warrior or something.
Kratos was in Greek mythology but he was just a nobody and still had his anger issues
you would not BELIEVE how loud my macbook air gets after three or more amazon tabs are opened. there's fans, there's just no vents. it's melting into slag five tabs in.
6:47: Yes, and it's called Whisper.
Never expected to see khyleri in one of these, but a welcome surprise to be sure
2:34 Wake up and listen to Distractible.
6:33 yeah theres a kratos in greek mythology not exaclty represented by kratos but his meaning in the mythology is something along the lines of bringing olympus down
2:59 Homestuck, as of right now, is currently unconnected to Fortnite. Madoka Magica too.
What a time to be alive
10:25 Me when I spread misinformation on the internet
0:18 stuart is canonically a human, just with a SHIT ton of physical deformaties,,.,.,. im pretty sure he'd win for that one factor
"KRATOS (Cratus) was the god or personified spirit (daimon) of strength, might, power and sovereign rule(even if he doesnt care, i thought other people might be interested)
3:50 People just learned this? I learned it back in middle school
9:17 I did not know you can wash a fursuit like that
1:16 I actually see the logic here. If we go off of Thor logic, then that means it can only be lifted by a living creature who is worthy, but it can be carried fine by things that are non-living. Example: the elevator debate at the end of ultron. But gargantuar is a zombie, he’s already dead. That might mean that he is detected as a non-living object by the cross and would allow him to carry it with no problem.
9:38 Reference from Final Fantasy 7 where a silver haired dude with a long ass sword named Sephiroth kills this woman named Aerith.
0:15 Those rats look like they're in completely different kind of tussle.
10:02 meme kitty is LuLu from Kittisaurus in case you want to go watch him and his 9 feline and 1 human family members. You're welcome.
3:00
Thank god I didn't see Persona in there
4:22 as a person that has T1D, this would not have nearly enough carbs to do a thing
about Kratos in Greek Mythology, well, there *is* a Kratos, but not the GoW one
It's whisper. I just wanted to see if it was even active anymore and it’s just bots, scams, and people selling *illegal photos of children * and maybe one percent of the activity is actual people telling secrets and shit.
That pile of clothes looks like it has the expression of the sorting hat.
Sure, get rid of fireplaces. Then when there’s no elecricity, it’ll be Texas all over again.
I laughed at the finger painting, that was very dumb and made me giggle
1:19 Mag sipso 5:00 I feel like I've been in that room before 7:31 NO WAY THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE
2:11 YOOO CAN I JOIN THEM? they're watching tenet!!!
6:02 my man challenged the person who made a drawing of pikachu at PETA
Funny animal-like hats actually look as having the temperature of the sun inside
Well since Donkey Kong's eyes are facing forward, how predators use to focus, it means he actually is a predator and will hunt you down and annihilate you with barrels of teeth
0:15 You alright, DK and Diddy Kong?
9:27 pls give me the red pill
5:02 I have an oil fireplace so...
7:57
At the DQ I work at we write modified toppings on the burger boxes/wrappers and if someone orders like bacon lettuce tomato and extra cheese I'll sometimes write it as bltˣᵗch because I can feign ignorance if it goes poorly and know I made someone's day if it doesn't.
Mart with cactus hair killed me 💀💀💀
9:00 actually, older MacBook Airs have fans. And they get VERY loud.
As a latino, can confirm I've never heard another latino use "latinx"
just latine
Same but honestly I don't even care anymore, I'll use whatever people want and go on with my day (as in, if someone who is latino wants to be called latinx for some reason I'll do it but i'm not even having that discussion with white people who think they're somehow entitled to change our language lmao)
3:00 this proves multiverse theory
6:30 Someone wrote about this but im gonna fix it a bit
Kratos (The Kratos) was the son of a titan and the river styx, the river in hades, and he had 3 siblings (not gonna write them cuz its kinda hard to do it in english) Kratos was the personification of strength, not the god of strength. When Zeus needed some help in the fight with the titans, styx offered her four children to Zeus for help, after the fight, Zeus took the four siblings to mount Olympus so they could stand besides him, Kratos was the synonym of raw strength, domination, power and authority, he is someone who doesnt show mercy and leads others with fear. The creators of God of War didnt even know about the real Kratos at first, it was just a coincidence, and the name was picked just because it literally meant ''strength'' in ancient greek.
Now if you got bored of reading...idc, a little fun fact wouldnt hurt in a reddit memes video XD
Your welcome!
"not really a fan of the games"
> Mason has entered the chat.
2:23 Reddit is a completely different toxic cesspool, only here's the thing, they would have a damn civil war due to musky
2:59
I see no Deltarune, Shovel Knight, nor JSaB
3:02 Quaver is safe...
2:59 Good thing I'll never have to worry about fortnite doing an MTG crossover
Because MTG already did a fortnite crossover
I have no quarrels with angerboda being black cus as far as im aware only 1 god had his race described and that was only a halfway race thing. Heimdal is described as being the whitest of the gods but its more likely to in reference to purity and beauty. Vikings didn't really give a shit about race, not because they never saw coloured people because they did, but rather because it wasn't important to them, skills in combat or trade were valuable not skin colour
If you're stuck in the woods and having lows just eat some blueberries