Go From "Nice Guy" to Bad Boy in 30 Days! (Transformation Plan)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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    Commit to this plan and transform into a bad boy. In this video men’s style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, Pete & Pedro , Ollie, and ENEMY says it’s only 10-steps that will change people’s perceptions of you. Do these steps and your life will be changed.
    Are You Up for the Bad Boy Challenge?
    1. Don’t post on social media
    2. Stop contacting any & all crushes
    3. Get your ass to the gym and work out
    4. Let the hair on your head and facial hair grow
    5. Volunteer - do without expecting anything in return
    6. Go shopping for the essentials (aka Alpha’s bad boy uniform): dark slim fit jeans, black slim fit tee shirt or Henley, boots or sexy sneaks, denim or leather jacket, a gold or rose gold watch, and a cool pair of shades
    7. Make an appointment with a barber or stylist - identify hair color & density + length, google search, and take screenshot and bring with you.
    8. Analyze your facial hair situation - perhaps add a beard (if so, clean it up) or soul patch or chin hair. The sky is the limit - experiment and add confidence to your face
    9. Add your new persona back into social media - add slowly
    10. Squeeze and scream!

Комментарии • 4,9 тыс.

  • @BreadBoys
    @BreadBoys 3 года назад +5106

    Thanks now I can convince my wife's boyfriend that I'm the real bad boy

    • @zidanemadre5972
      @zidanemadre5972 3 года назад +14

      Damn swagger what u dpij here

    • @fulcrumfor20
      @fulcrumfor20 3 года назад +25

      l MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGEf I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️

    • @filmishit
      @filmishit 3 года назад +7

      Bread

    • @anonymousjunkmail8162
      @anonymousjunkmail8162 3 года назад +13

      Well done bread boys, but your wife’s boy friend is one tough cookie, so watch it.

    • @YankeeFromArizona
      @YankeeFromArizona 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

  • @pikaikaniho6777
    @pikaikaniho6777 3 года назад +3266

    If praying on teenage insecurities were a person

  • @YA_FOOL_YA_FOOL
    @YA_FOOL_YA_FOOL 3 года назад +4405

    This man really influencing 7th grade axe locker room activity

    • @aptrevixle269
      @aptrevixle269 3 года назад +11

      Wtf 1.1 likes, and zero comments?
      Here's mine then 😂

    • @Buokik
      @Buokik 3 года назад +1

      457

    • @indorphyyn
      @indorphyyn 3 года назад +4

      third comment. sorry i dont have anything interesting to say.

    • @ilovemochi5317
      @ilovemochi5317 3 года назад +4

      nah he influencing 1.4 million menaces to society 😈

    • @burgerpatty
      @burgerpatty 3 года назад +2

      HELPPP

  • @hassanrehman3521
    @hassanrehman3521 3 года назад +2623

    Man slapped on a leather jacket and sunglasses and suddenly he's a bad boy

  • @salvadorlaguna
    @salvadorlaguna 5 лет назад +8233

    My sister watched ur video and is now growing a beard!

  • @vaurien3694
    @vaurien3694 4 года назад +3211

    Sorry, instructions were unclear, I joined Al-Quaeda

    • @ValiantVisionsPictures
      @ValiantVisionsPictures 3 года назад +11

      lol

    • @peanutbutter8388
      @peanutbutter8388 3 года назад +165

      It's called Al Qaeda stop saying our organization wrong

    • @vaurien3694
      @vaurien3694 3 года назад +47

      @@peanutbutter8388 Oh, i'm sorry

    • @peanutbutter8388
      @peanutbutter8388 3 года назад +40

      @@vaurien3694 now fucking change to Islam🤡✡️

    • @peanutbutter8388
      @peanutbutter8388 3 года назад +42

      @@vaurien3694 we'll achieve world peas by sending the whole infidel population to heaven

  • @renatozaki
    @renatozaki 3 года назад +7005

    i really hope 90% are here for the meme, if you're that 10% that actually came here for the video title, i don't know what to say to you bud

    • @dirtysploof5890
      @dirtysploof5890 3 года назад +224

      its so fucking funny bruh This is the best video ive ever watched

    • @renatozaki
      @renatozaki 3 года назад +35

      @@dirtysploof5890 LMAO FRR

    • @scottmclearn6949
      @scottmclearn6949 3 года назад +106

      This had 1.3 million views before the meme

    • @Myfateisnear
      @Myfateisnear 3 года назад +39

      I seen the meme in ig I thought it was fake bro 😂😂

    • @ace2523
      @ace2523 3 года назад +10

      Meme obviously 🤣🤣 insta brought me here

  • @Dez.B
    @Dez.B 3 года назад +782

    Ain’t no way there’s 1.5 million more bad boys walking these streets mannn.. ima need to stay my ass inside from now on, shit getting crazy out here

    • @ilovemochi5317
      @ilovemochi5317 3 года назад +39

      this guy made 1.5 million menaces to society 😈

    • @ria8977
      @ria8977 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Fingernamedkid7
      @Fingernamedkid7 3 года назад +5

      Gotta tell my girl to stay in the crib 😔

    • @carter_RU
      @carter_RU 2 года назад

      @@ilovemochi5317 they all listen to Youngboy too 💀

    • @whitewizard2002
      @whitewizard2002 2 года назад

      One thing is that u don't need Russia for torture

  • @MrGatsu
    @MrGatsu 5 лет назад +2653

    Being nice isn’t the problem, being a doormat people can walk over is

    • @RGMda
      @RGMda 5 лет назад +119

      I'm positive that alpha is keen to this; a lot of his videos comment on how being a jerk isn't attractive and there are plenty of examples of him denying the gendered stereotypes of traditional masculinity. IMO, alpha uses language like "nice guy" and "bad boy" because it's what many young men are searching for right now. He's like a sly internet dad who knows how to use the lingo but still send a wholesome message.

    • @Abc94729
      @Abc94729 4 года назад +6

      Best thing i heard in a while

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 4 года назад +3

      I was/am and from tomorrow i will be no more

    • @henryix6659
      @henryix6659 4 года назад +5

      I think that people say nice guys are doormats but good guys aren't

    • @ironflazambat5815
      @ironflazambat5815 4 года назад +2

      Lol, that’s me!

  • @MP-im7un
    @MP-im7un 3 года назад +2267

    Pov: you came here from instagram memes.

  • @francisalger2167
    @francisalger2167 5 лет назад +3584

    30 days? I've been off the grid for 2 years. People even think I'm dead. 😎

    • @michaelscott6216
      @michaelscott6216 5 лет назад +158

      My last IG post was 3 years ago ✊

    • @francisalger2167
      @francisalger2167 5 лет назад +138

      @@michaelscott6216 you almost got me there, bro. But I don't have IG. 😎

    • @paulocorreiafilho
      @paulocorreiafilho 5 лет назад +142

      I passed the "I thought that you were dead" phase and now I'm "who the f*&k are you?!" phase.

    • @francisalger2167
      @francisalger2167 5 лет назад +11

      @@paulocorreiafilho woah! For real? How did that happen? Lol

    • @jithinthomas5927
      @jithinthomas5927 5 лет назад +7

      Are you Oliver Queen ???

  • @JM2nd
    @JM2nd 3 года назад +900

    The daily routine of a bad boy 😎:
    5:30 am - wake up and work out for 45 min 🏋️
    6:20 am - eat high protein breakfast 🥪
    6:40 am - take a shower 🚿
    7:00 am - set off to work 🚘
    7:07 am - get pulled over for wreckless driving 👮‍♂️
    7:10 am - get taken to the police station for refusing to a fine and assaulting an officer on duty 🚔
    7:13 am - call your stepfather and tell him to pay off your fines 📞
    10:27 am - get to work 💪
    12:30 pm - flirt with your female coworkers 💕
    1:18 pm - get called in to your boss' office 👨‍⚖️
    1:41 pm - get fired for repeated oversexual behavior in the working environment 😎
    2:00 pm - drive home 🚗
    2:07 pm - stop at a gas station ⛽
    2:09 pm - beat up a homeless guy asking for spare change 👊
    3:20 pm - arrive at home 🏠
    3:25 pm - kill a neighbour's cat to prepare a high protein dinner 🐈
    4:10 pm - eat high protein dinner 🍲
    4:50 pm - watch 'Ben Shapiro destroying liberals compilation' on RUclips ▶️
    6:10 pm - work out 🏋️‍♂️
    7:30 pm - cover yourself in axe body spray 🔴
    7:50 pm - play basketball with local teenagers 🏀
    8:10 pm - dislocate an 13 year old's ankle because he didn't pass you the ball 💪
    9:30 pm - go home and go to sleep 😴

    • @_v_e_k_2345
      @_v_e_k_2345 2 года назад +57

      That's not bad boy that's mad guy

    • @DarkSentinel52
      @DarkSentinel52 2 года назад +54

      it should be sigma male routine

    • @JM2nd
      @JM2nd 2 года назад +55

      @@DarkSentinel52 if it was a sigma routine he would sprint to work not drive a car, and shoot a policeman on the spot

    • @DarkSentinel52
      @DarkSentinel52 2 года назад +2

      @@JM2nd lol

    • @dariusmackaine2669
      @dariusmackaine2669 2 года назад +4

      Dang that's what I've been doing wrong
      Ige been taking showers not showets

  • @BrianArons
    @BrianArons 5 лет назад +5726

    You forgot 11: stop giving a F*** what others think about you

    • @dermeym7460
      @dermeym7460 5 лет назад +279

      The truth is, everyone cares what people think of them. Usually the people who say it are the most insecure.

    • @bulletbruv10
      @bulletbruv10 5 лет назад +12

      The most important one imo

    • @robertcollins5307
      @robertcollins5307 5 лет назад +5

      Truth brother

    • @mrldphntm1627
      @mrldphntm1627 5 лет назад +4

      Most important step

    • @SrLei
      @SrLei 5 лет назад +81

      if you don't give a fuck why the fuck are you watching the video...

  • @nicehat3012
    @nicehat3012 3 года назад +2202

    Oh shit people take this seriously, I mean he seems like a cool guy but this is insane 💀💀

    • @MTroutninjacat416
      @MTroutninjacat416 3 года назад +166

      shit just preys on mfs that don’t have a girlfriend

    • @cristianrodriguez6251
      @cristianrodriguez6251 3 года назад +235

      Lmao I came from a meme page on ig 😭

    • @tato7554
      @tato7554 3 года назад +14

      @@cristianrodriguez6251 same

    • @Isaac-cc9tm
      @Isaac-cc9tm 3 года назад +93

      @@cristianrodriguez6251 same I was expecting funny comments but everyone’s actually taking it seriously 🥴

    • @marcus1047
      @marcus1047 3 года назад +7

      @@cristianrodriguez6251 codmemenation?

  • @ykd0011
    @ykd0011 5 лет назад +3342

    Alpha is the type of guy that can convince you to stop shaving and buy a razor at the same time. 👍

    • @crnlsw5340
      @crnlsw5340 5 лет назад +26

      Thought that too bro xd

    • @ch00se
      @ch00se 5 лет назад +3

      Thunder Bolt dude hahahhaha now you say it thats epic man hahah

    • @paulbryantbaker
      @paulbryantbaker 5 лет назад

      Yeah,, guess so

    • @Jorge-ml4gn
      @Jorge-ml4gn 5 лет назад +3

      Obviously he makes videos to make money advertising , but he says he is not sponsored by them. Lol good observation

    • @randerins
      @randerins 5 лет назад +1

      And the razor commercial was right after the no shaving tip LOL

  • @BoloWajahat
    @BoloWajahat 3 месяца назад +30

    i can’t believe this video is real 😂

  • @rishi2609
    @rishi2609 4 года назад +309

    I'm such a BAD boy, I volunteer weekly at the local help center, get on my level nice guys

    • @XXXfish0bubleXXX
      @XXXfish0bubleXXX 3 года назад +11

      Im such a bad boy i help old ladies cross the street almost daily. (and i love bird watching) so get outta here, bucko.

    • @FishingForLife28
      @FishingForLife28 3 года назад +6

      Im an even bigger bad boy. I teach kids to play music, FOR FREE!

    • @2slow4race
      @2slow4race 3 года назад +5

      I’m such a bad boy I don’t delete my Search history.

    • @2slow4race
      @2slow4race 3 года назад +7

      Tbh I don’t know how to delete my search history (pls help)

    • @dkmainbtw
      @dkmainbtw 3 года назад +1

      @@2slow4race I will tell you if you tell me what you searced

  • @pineconewhisper
    @pineconewhisper 3 года назад +83

    Me a month ago: 🤓
    Me now: 😎

    • @Aaron.Henderson
      @Aaron.Henderson Год назад +4

      Your comment wins my meme award.
      Take it.
      🏆

  • @daniberberi7165
    @daniberberi7165 5 лет назад +622

    Stop posting on social media
    Me: I've been doing that for years now

    • @archiesutherland6127
      @archiesutherland6127 4 года назад +8

      Same. I got ig in year 9 but thought it was like a blog thing so I uploaded some gay pics of flowers when I straight and boy it was embarrassing

    • @archiesutherland6127
      @archiesutherland6127 4 года назад +1

      @Seth Belfort, I'm not. I just don't want ppl to think I'm gay when I'm not

    • @archiesutherland6127
      @archiesutherland6127 4 года назад

      @@fluffypants250, Yee. Luckily I didn't have many followers at that time lul

    • @archiesutherland6127
      @archiesutherland6127 4 года назад +1

      @@fluffypants250 , I hate it when I realise what mistakes I have done in past like not seeing some hints a girl was giving you

    • @SICKBOYONYT
      @SICKBOYONYT 4 года назад +2

      **posts on social media**

  • @benjaminbriggs2130
    @benjaminbriggs2130 3 года назад +54

    The thumbnail is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen I swear

  • @Screwye
    @Screwye 3 года назад +406

    one more suggestion to the Bad Boy outfit, wear a fedora, it really gets the ladies attention, also carry a katana wherever you go so the women know they are safe

    • @Josh-jw2uj
      @Josh-jw2uj 3 года назад +28

      reddit white knight

    • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
      @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 3 года назад +40

      Well sure you also gonna need anime figures and a body pillow. Also gaining some weight won't hurt. Sweat stains on your shirt will be a nice touch, they will make your woman to adapt your smell.

    • @arjuns.3752
      @arjuns.3752 3 года назад +8

      @@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 don't forget to buy a dozen bottles of mountain dew and dozen boxes of chicken nuggets

    • @billyork6017
      @billyork6017 2 года назад +3

      When he said stop shaving, what he means is stop shaving your neck. Only the neck. Until you have a mass of rotten spiders that adorn your quadruple chins...

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario Год назад +4

      Ok but the katana thing is badass ngl

  • @tfinnan6523
    @tfinnan6523 4 года назад +894

    “Be a good guy not a nice guy”- advice from dear old dad

    • @rudrapratapsingh9179
      @rudrapratapsingh9179 3 года назад +8

      Agree

    • @willm678
      @willm678 3 года назад +10

      Dads always know best

    • @Paxinema
      @Paxinema 3 года назад +10

      I found this video from a meme. And as a dad also, this is the best advice you could give. This video sucks, but being a good guy instead of a nice guy is the best thing you can do

    • @luviathan9706
      @luviathan9706 3 года назад +1

      @@Paxinema what's the difference between nice guy and good guy?

    • @wals7398
      @wals7398 3 года назад +8

      @@luviathan9706 good guy is being a good person that keeps it real and nice guy is basically someone who apologizes for shit he's not guilty of kinda like a "pick me"

  • @camellord0324
    @camellord0324 3 года назад +238

    Instructions unclear: I haven’t shaved for 30 days no when I walk down the street people toss coins at me bc they think I’m homeless

    • @wanaisya1805
      @wanaisya1805 3 года назад +5

      At least you got money

    • @lilyevans7177
      @lilyevans7177 3 года назад +1

      Thats a rude way to treat houseless folks.

    • @user-mj8nf2vp7q
      @user-mj8nf2vp7q 2 года назад +1

      @@lilyevans7177
      ...Which homeless person told you that?

  • @jeffyspleffy7676
    @jeffyspleffy7676 3 года назад +420

    No way this is real 😭

  • @hertzbergjoakim
    @hertzbergjoakim 3 года назад +820

    Remember that there is a difference between being "The Nice guy" and a nice guy. Always be nice.

    • @karaolos0267
      @karaolos0267 3 года назад +8

      Well said bro!

    • @savageassyttv6924
      @savageassyttv6924 3 года назад +53

      More like there’s a difference between being “The nice guy” and being a respected guy.

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 3 года назад +26

      There's just a difference between being "nice" and being kind and good.

    • @dynamicdylan7391
      @dynamicdylan7391 3 года назад +15

      Being nice = satisfying people aka giving in. showing them that you will do things for them. which means they will take advantage of you. be kind, not nice

    • @Leon-ir3gm
      @Leon-ir3gm 3 года назад +2

      There is a difference between nice and bad too.

  • @rainbowfrog7420
    @rainbowfrog7420 5 лет назад +1762

    30 days? pfffts that's amateur time. I haven't been outside in 3 months.

  • @pupupuia
    @pupupuia 5 лет назад +730

    The "Hey, can I buy you a Burrito" part at 7:55 killed me.

    • @richml1992
      @richml1992 5 лет назад +7

      Same, that delivery was unexpected haha

    • @aaronwallace9378
      @aaronwallace9378 5 лет назад +1

      Puia lmao

    • @siddhantsinghgautam5481
      @siddhantsinghgautam5481 5 лет назад +1

      this dialogue was said in a movie. I don't remember that movie though. It was generally the Marines VS The Aliens.

    • @sullyerna244
      @sullyerna244 5 лет назад +1

      Puia I reminded that part like 5 times 😂

    • @Panlover_
      @Panlover_ 5 лет назад +1

      hit too close to home 😂😂

  • @Criegrrunov
    @Criegrrunov Месяц назад +5

    I saw on Twitter that this was a "Go From "Nice Guy" to Raccoon In 30 Days!" Video, I was lied to, I want to become a raccoon....

    • @Donovan_Berserk
      @Donovan_Berserk Месяц назад +4

      For me it was " go from " nice guy " to " creature ".

  • @ndk4
    @ndk4 5 лет назад +1715

    Alpha: nice guys are not bad boys.
    John Wick: am i a joke to you?

    • @CIA.U.S.A
      @CIA.U.S.A 5 лет назад +8

      Guilherme Almeida thank you 💯

    • @thiemob.421
      @thiemob.421 4 года назад +10

      @Guilherme Almeida well he still killed like 50 people 80 percent of wich wasn't even really necessary

    • @Murtaza2805
      @Murtaza2805 4 года назад +2

      Thiemo B. John wick’s kill count is 299 if i’m right

    • @JACKBOOT12
      @JACKBOOT12 4 года назад +8

      I mean Keanu Reeves is probably the best guy ever

    • @oscarvicencio3678
      @oscarvicencio3678 4 года назад +1

      What about Shaggy Ultra instinct

  • @pabloliltjay2485
    @pabloliltjay2485 5 лет назад +439

    And school starts in two weeks thanks alpha😎😂

    • @han07013
      @han07013 5 лет назад +5

      Same!

    • @RealJabi
      @RealJabi 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @36ChambersOfFear
      @36ChambersOfFear 5 лет назад +5

      I start September 5th

    • @ox.dc5
      @ox.dc5 5 лет назад +5

      Gon Freecss wtf i start on aug 12 two days earlier than i should be 💀

    • @justarandomperson9217
      @justarandomperson9217 5 лет назад +1

      Pablo Gonzalez I start school on 2nd September

  • @dyllar4147
    @dyllar4147 5 лет назад +1161

    Alpha m. : LET IT GROW!!
    Also Alpha m.: use this razor!

    • @joeperez536
      @joeperez536 5 лет назад +7

      Dyllar Albayboni take your hand and squeeze 💀

    • @joshuahurley6972
      @joshuahurley6972 5 лет назад +40

      Lol you aint kidding. This guy can sell ice to Eskimos.

    • @robertocaesar
      @robertocaesar 5 лет назад +6

      My God. It's a trimmer. It means it cuts facial hair to a length so you don't look like a bum

    • @manulocobeats
      @manulocobeats 4 года назад

      First let grow then use razor

    • @vetonrecica5558
      @vetonrecica5558 4 года назад

      Its called GROOOMING

  • @kylepham1910
    @kylepham1910 3 года назад +21

    Instructions were not clear, I am now wanted in 32 countries

  • @andreixamd
    @andreixamd 5 лет назад +2748

    I don't wanna be a bad guy , I wanna be respected by bad guys

    • @blankblank1813
      @blankblank1813 5 лет назад +121

      Amen, brother! I'm the guy They take one look at and say "Think I'll fuck with someone easier."

    • @blankblank1813
      @blankblank1813 5 лет назад +38

      @Sailor of the Mind :-) With 17 years of combat experience, 1100 door breaches that resulted in 700 CQB engagements and a blood chemistry that's 50% caffeine, I seriously doubt it.
      I may be an old dog but I still have my fangs. :-)

    • @321cast6
      @321cast6 5 лет назад +11

      yeah thats not happening

    • @andreixamd
      @andreixamd 5 лет назад +20

      @@321cast6 yeah already happening

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 лет назад +30

      Fuck it, I am what I am and if anyone has a problem with that, they can see the therapist about it. 🤣

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +101

    I‘m already doing half those things,
    Not posting
    Not shaving
    Working out
    Not talking to anyone
    Okay maybe I‘m just a Hobo

  • @julianoward
    @julianoward 3 года назад +620

    maybe bullying is alright sometimes 😊

    • @BaKarZ19
      @BaKarZ19 3 года назад +12

      Fuck you

    • @mickeyy5659
      @mickeyy5659 3 года назад +50

      @@BaKarZ19 shut up

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 3 года назад +1

      I guess that would be shaming someone out of something and that's good.

    • @exoticslugs815
      @exoticslugs815 3 года назад +19

      Bullying is probably what got him to be like this,

    • @kimilsung2608
      @kimilsung2608 3 года назад

      @@BaKarZ19 😂😂

  • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
    @From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 года назад +180

    This video changed my life. I went from sleeping on the couch 5 nights a week when my wife's boyfriend was over down to 2 nights a week.

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 года назад +14

      We still sleep in separate beds but only 2 nights on the couch. Huge improvement

    • @andygray1762
      @andygray1762 2 года назад +5

      💀💀

    • @3bood250
      @3bood250 Год назад +2

      @@From_A_Diverging_Timeline update?

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline Год назад +10

      @@3bood250 everything is going good. Sometimes my wife's boyfriend let's me come fishing with the boys if I buy the beer. Life's good 👍My bad boy persona is working. They know who calls the shots

    • @brauh1242
      @brauh1242 Год назад +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @haula251
    @haula251 4 года назад +994

    “you deserve better” that’s how girl reject nice guy😭

    • @yannikfachinger6662
      @yannikfachinger6662 4 года назад +98

      Then you respond with: "yes, I deserve better" and afterwards don't respond

    • @vladtanasescu9041
      @vladtanasescu9041 4 года назад +62

      And often, you really do. You just dodged a bullet...

    • @zoedatkid1299
      @zoedatkid1299 4 года назад +5

      Tauqeer Ahmad 😂

    • @Worldofunfortunateblitz
      @Worldofunfortunateblitz 4 года назад +3

      Haha, I’d be like...
      Yes, I do deserve better, you just did the favor for me, bye bye 🏃 🏠

    • @GGG-hh5jo
      @GGG-hh5jo 3 года назад +1

      They're a chosen to reincarnation into their fantasy world
      So to make it fair they have to get rejected till death

  • @luiscarlostabian2192
    @luiscarlostabian2192 5 лет назад +2220

    Sad how you need to be “bad” to be “good” in this world.

    • @VenomFNyt
      @VenomFNyt 5 лет назад +394

      Luis Carlos Tabian sounds like something a nice guy would say

    • @bottle6969
      @bottle6969 5 лет назад +32

      @@VenomFNyt right

    • @luiscarlostabian2192
      @luiscarlostabian2192 5 лет назад +64

      VenomFN I am mix of good and bad. Good when it comes to people. Bad when it comes to what I do and want to do.

    • @adryannthedefender701
      @adryannthedefender701 5 лет назад +16

      Why not both in the same time ?

    • @mariob616
      @mariob616 5 лет назад +17

      Someone normal finnaly!
      Yeah i will continue to be kind

  • @mresreverworld6837
    @mresreverworld6837 5 лет назад +445

    1990: how to become a good boy
    2019 : how to become a bad boy

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 5 лет назад +2

      Women hate bad boys.

    • @alexbenzler5327
      @alexbenzler5327 5 лет назад +33

      @@tiny2315 lol

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 5 лет назад +3

      alex benzler It is true. Ask any woman ever. They even cringe at the term.

    • @opsdro6414
      @opsdro6414 5 лет назад +58

      @@tiny2315 never listen to what a girl say they really don't know exactly what they want when it comes to a guy

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 5 лет назад

      Ops DRO Oh but you do know right? 😂
      Turns out you were a girl all along.

  • @bigjayk4527
    @bigjayk4527 Год назад +7

    “Stop being a nice guy” “start doing volunteer work” I’m just here for the meme honestly

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios 5 лет назад +201

    "Hey Becky want to borrow money?" Lmaooo

  • @SaurabhVerma-qf6py
    @SaurabhVerma-qf6py 5 лет назад +709

    Drop your heart alpha.. Or I'll drop the
    Tiege Henley..!!

    • @crocodile1728
      @crocodile1728 5 лет назад +6

      Just think about it man

    • @SaurabhVerma-qf6py
      @SaurabhVerma-qf6py 5 лет назад +2

      @@crocodile1728 floor will turn to sky.. What you say dude?

    • @arionstarks4640
      @arionstarks4640 5 лет назад +6

      Come on bro that's unfathomable

    • @williammurphree6594
      @williammurphree6594 5 лет назад +2

      We don’t take kindly to those kind of threats in these parts

    • @antolivdiaz
      @antolivdiaz 5 лет назад +7

      Come on man you don't want to do that

  • @tony5321
    @tony5321 4 года назад +250

    Nobody summarized? I must change.
    #1. Stop posting on social media
    #2. Stop contacting your crushes
    #3. Start working out
    #4. Don't Shave your face or get your hair cut
    #5. Volunteer
    #6. Go shopping for the essentials
    #7. Get a new hair style (after thirty days)
    #8. Analyze your facial hair
    #9. Post only one new picture
    #10. Subscribe.

    • @averagejoe4439
      @averagejoe4439 3 года назад +6

      Thank you🔥🔥🔥 I think u didn't take the vaccination that's why ur still a human 😂

    • @Leon-ir3gm
      @Leon-ir3gm 3 года назад +5

      What kind of channel is this?

    • @funxnuggets1268
      @funxnuggets1268 3 года назад +7

      @@Leon-ir3gm it's called alpha m so alpha male

    • @Leon-ir3gm
      @Leon-ir3gm 3 года назад +2

      @@funxnuggets1268 Ah, yes.
      Thanks for explaining this very confusing thing to me that i totally wasn't understanding.
      :D

    • @emoluvr2
      @emoluvr2 3 года назад +6

      @@averagejoe4439 more like below average iq joe

  • @MS-pw6jx
    @MS-pw6jx 3 года назад +228

    I thought this was a meme. Pleasantly surprised that something this cringe ACTUALLY exists. It feels visceral.

  • @dmgdondada
    @dmgdondada 4 года назад +1360

    If this man is my Gym coach I'll be lifting like Dwayne Johnson.

  • @xxSilliestGoose
    @xxSilliestGoose 3 года назад +559

    Wow thank you for that cringe. It's been years since I cringed this hard

    • @ledegrazia6260
      @ledegrazia6260 3 года назад +14

      Ha imagine not wanting to be a bad boy bro ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Migi2
      @Migi2 3 года назад +26

      Bro don't you want to be a bad boy 😙😍😙😚😌😋🤣🦠💔👊👊💟👃👂🤍❤️😻💌😾💕😾👻🎉👹👻✨👿👻⚡💩🤥✨💩🤥✨🤥💩🎃🤡😎🤓👻🕳️👿💢😟😛🤪😛😦😛🤬😤😦🤬😦🤫🤯😫🤕🤕😮🤯🌛😱😮🌛😮🤯

    • @Muken385
      @Muken385 3 года назад +22

      U not fucking with the nice guy to bad boy transformation⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😬🙅🏿‍♂️

    • @greatmoments5439
      @greatmoments5439 3 года назад +4

      imagine not wanting to be a bedes

    • @milanosgarfield5622
      @milanosgarfield5622 3 года назад +1

      This style what makes him confident and it's a classic style maybe your cup of tea is more on trendy stuff

  • @starxenongaming3015
    @starxenongaming3015 5 лет назад +500

    There is only 1 person more alpha than Alpha M.
    JOHNNY BRAVO

  • @daenar8291
    @daenar8291 3 года назад +35

    Alternative title: how to become jotaro

  • @sushantsharma3051
    @sushantsharma3051 5 лет назад +157

    1. Stop posting anything on social media for the next 30days.
    2. Stop texting your crushes.
    3. Start going to gym.
    4. Let your hair grow. Don't get a hair cut for 30 days. Let your facial hair grow for 30 days (Probably for the endorsement of a Brio trimmer).
    6. Volunteer.
    7. Going shopping for essentials.
    8. Analyze your facial hair situation and trim accordingly.
    9. Start posting on social media.
    10. Yell. You've got it.

    • @superlex611
      @superlex611 5 лет назад +1

      But social media is important

    • @dontlikeattention4553
      @dontlikeattention4553 5 лет назад +2

      @@superlex611 He said posting not visiting.

    • @originalMP3com247
      @originalMP3com247 5 лет назад +1

      Doesn't seem very congruent to a naturally nice personality. You're either "it" or you're not, and any real badass will sniff the bitch out of you very quickly. Be genuine with yourself without resorting to "How to be a poser"

    • @kro4458
      @kro4458 5 лет назад

      Mohamed Mahmoud lol oh you thought he wrote it Na my ran revised it made sure it was right

    • @ToquzOghuzKhaganatekhan
      @ToquzOghuzKhaganatekhan 4 года назад

      I perfer public gyms and keep my hair , so save tons of money for my pimp mod in Eastern Euro

  • @Trace7173
    @Trace7173 5 лет назад +251

    Most guys I see out in public have the long shirt to hide the big gut, hat on backwards, long shorts and flip flops. It doesn't take much to look better than those dudes.

    • @alkisd5442
      @alkisd5442 5 лет назад +6

      Nobody gives a crap how you look unless you're a model

    • @vainbow4632
      @vainbow4632 5 лет назад +13

      Must be an American thing

    • @anishabisht4213
      @anishabisht4213 5 лет назад +5

      😂 Which country? Seems like beach

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 5 лет назад +1

      No it doesn't.

    • @JackNatti
      @JackNatti 5 лет назад

      Every Wal-Mart after 5pm

  • @haseebmalik6416
    @haseebmalik6416 5 лет назад +182

    This man is my internet dad.. always makes sure I look good! I love AlphaM

  • @r3drum00n6
    @r3drum00n6 3 года назад +7

    The real question is which Instagram meme page did everyone come from

  • @megaringo2972
    @megaringo2972 3 года назад +45

    lmao he put on a leather jacket and thought he was negan. wtf was this🤣

  • @kelceyclark9917
    @kelceyclark9917 4 года назад +491

    (Yes, I'm a Male) Alpha: "In these thirty days, I want you to go shopping!" Me on April 2nd, 2020: "I don't think I can do that."

  • @Victor-uo7dn
    @Victor-uo7dn 5 лет назад +1026

    Don't shave, let it grow.... Don't touch your hair or facial hair.
    5 seconds later
    But this razor tool 😂

    • @RapperFlaner
      @RapperFlaner 4 года назад +32

      When you are willing to teach people to be bad but also need that sponsership money 😅

    • @DaUnaDistanza
      @DaUnaDistanza 4 года назад +3

      Yes. After 30 days.

    • @yashvardhan580
      @yashvardhan580 4 года назад +1

      Epic 😅🔥

    • @ToquzOghuzKhaganatekhan
      @ToquzOghuzKhaganatekhan 4 года назад +1

      I dont have facial hair and I dont give a fck

  • @triplechinemo7148
    @triplechinemo7148 3 года назад +136

    Nerds need this? My mom told me to go to sleep at 8:30 and I went to sleep at 8:31 😎 I get all the girls now

    • @Myraspberryapron
      @Myraspberryapron 3 года назад +13

      Oh no😰 don’t steal my girl please!

    • @poserchriss
      @poserchriss 3 года назад +7

      @@Myraspberryapron it’s too late for us

    • @nasif8777
      @nasif8777 3 года назад +3

      all hail steve

    • @clutchplayz197
      @clutchplayz197 3 года назад

      thats too far how can you be that powerful

    • @BadassBobY
      @BadassBobY 2 года назад

      Damn bro, you gigachad's older brother?

  • @FLNTLCWD
    @FLNTLCWD 5 лет назад +243

    I don’t share my life on social media, I just share memes

    • @mustapahadjourdem3304
      @mustapahadjourdem3304 5 лет назад +15

      same i share 50+ memes a day

    • @pranaymundhe9583
      @pranaymundhe9583 5 лет назад +15

      They call me meme consultant

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 5 лет назад +3

      Lol, you're one of THOSE facebook users.
      I know 2-3 people that do this. They'll post like a dozen memes a day. It's like they work for Facebook or something. Haha

    • @sp1r048
      @sp1r048 5 лет назад +3

      @@thebasketballhistorian3291 oh no, behold the NORMIE; u know that memes come from 4chan and reddit right?

    • @bhanujchaudhary6969
      @bhanujchaudhary6969 5 лет назад +1

      What's your ig id?

  • @niyyyo
    @niyyyo 3 года назад +18

    No way ppl actually watch this 💀

  • @BadassBobY
    @BadassBobY 5 лет назад +595

    4:25
    **I know what you want , you know what I want (hint :- make the button blue)**

  • @kaufmanat1
    @kaufmanat1 3 года назад +5

    Now I can feel like a bad a$$ wearing leather and sunglasses while watching another man plow my wife.

  • @bengarciamusic4life
    @bengarciamusic4life 4 года назад +14

    I recently deactivated my FB. Turns out it was the best thing I could've done for myself. Now I can stop dwelling on my struggles and focus on managing my success.

  • @ritesh4940
    @ritesh4940 5 лет назад +316

    I'm not a nice guy but its an alpha m video, so I click fast.😁😁

    • @gamingwarrior7553
      @gamingwarrior7553 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @AJ-gx8mb
      @AJ-gx8mb 5 лет назад +21

      bruh if a nigga calls himself a "bad guy" ik for a fact he ain't shit 💀

    • @Sara-qv7dk
      @Sara-qv7dk 5 лет назад +7

      @@AJ-gx8mb He didn't call himself a bad boy he just said he is not nice guy

    • @JAMES-xk4os
      @JAMES-xk4os 5 лет назад

      Me 2

    • @AJ-gx8mb
      @AJ-gx8mb 5 лет назад

      @@Sara-qv7dk bruh whats the opposite of a "nice guy" a bad guy ofc.
      gtfo 💀

  • @AD-ny6ox
    @AD-ny6ox 5 лет назад +106

    Watching this from hair salon
    2:45
    Asks barber to freeze and runs away from there with a half shaven face.
    Woah thats kinda badass right

  • @marypaigemichey5593
    @marypaigemichey5593 3 года назад +2

    lowkey the volunteer so you stop expecting things from ppl when you’re nice to them is good advice

  • @typicalthamizhan3837
    @typicalthamizhan3837 5 лет назад +169

    Me:- *texts crush* Can I buy you a..?
    7:56
    Me:- ah crap... Nevermind

  • @randymarsh8524
    @randymarsh8524 4 года назад +73

    “The next step, VOLUNTEER”
    Ight imma head out

  • @DarthSinistris
    @DarthSinistris 3 года назад +239

    I don't think I've ever been so sad and desparate that I watched a video of some nobody telling me how to "score". Holy shit, this is sad.

    • @copilopi3104
      @copilopi3104 3 года назад +7

      Dude, just be determined with your goals, and thoughtful and patient. People think having a careless attitude gets girls but it doesn’t, girls want you to care about them and make them feel special, but remember to have boundaries at first

    • @DarthSinistris
      @DarthSinistris 3 года назад +11

      @@copilopi3104 I think I worded my comment too vaguely. Nine people understood what i meant, though...

    • @SpikeTF2
      @SpikeTF2 3 года назад +11

      @@copilopi3104 lol 😂 no way ur actually watching this for advice

    • @graycawsey4922
      @graycawsey4922 3 года назад +10

      Nah the saddest shit is when you watch those anime gf asmr things that’s when shit hits you

    • @DarthSinistris
      @DarthSinistris 3 года назад +1

      @@graycawsey4922 I equate these videos with those anime/asmr ones...equally sad to me

  • @barn11420
    @barn11420 3 года назад +23

    I do appreciate how much confidence he’s trying to get people to have

    • @BadManBobs
      @BadManBobs 3 года назад +3

      Good intentions, indeed

  • @voondupresents
    @voondupresents 5 лет назад +17

    Its been 5 years growing up with alpha
    Still enjoy his videos
    Part of my life now
    Huge respect for this guy😎

  • @starksuman
    @starksuman 4 года назад +196

    This man's words are like energy booster

    • @nahulseyon54
      @nahulseyon54 3 года назад +3

      Wow! Glad to see one of my sentient suits here!!
      Btw, I am Iron man!!!

  • @shaun9522
    @shaun9522 3 года назад +9

    These are the people that listen to astronaut in the ocean

  • @nathanchapin8445
    @nathanchapin8445 Год назад +9

    Came for the creature transformation, severely disappointed

  • @peakzy2413
    @peakzy2413 4 года назад +62

    This man and his adverts... 😂😂, you never know when he’s gonna hit you with that pitch

  • @zakolsson4905
    @zakolsson4905 3 года назад +10

    Who else here from meme acounts

  • @karlgamble2010
    @karlgamble2010 3 года назад +5

    Don’t change for anyone , work hard and they’ll gravitate towards you . No need to chase .

    • @cmpunlkmadchicago
      @cmpunlkmadchicago 3 года назад +2

      So if I play fortnite 25/7 I’ll get mad pussy?

    • @andresgavrila9615
      @andresgavrila9615 3 года назад +3

      @@cmpunlkmadchicago yeah bro absolutely

    • @karlgamble2010
      @karlgamble2010 3 года назад

      @@cmpunlkmadchicago yes just remember to shower and you’ll be fine kiddo

  • @bigboy-ct4nx
    @bigboy-ct4nx 3 года назад +16

    This is exactly what I would’ve watched in 6th grade lmaoo

  • @thai8675
    @thai8675 3 года назад +6

    sigma balls

  • @jacobambach8143
    @jacobambach8143 4 года назад +57

    30 days? Mate I'm stuck in quarantine for 2+ months 😂😂

  • @user-id2xj1ur1c
    @user-id2xj1ur1c 3 года назад +6

    My 7 yr old brother watched this and now im the younger brother

    • @kida2291
      @kida2291 3 года назад +2

      didn’t laugh wasn’t funny at all u suck

    • @SupaHans04
      @SupaHans04 3 года назад +6

      @@kida2291 what is the need for being toxic?

    • @tato7554
      @tato7554 3 года назад +3

      @@SupaHans04 his joke sucks, its not toxic, its the truth

    • @SupaHans04
      @SupaHans04 3 года назад

      @@tato7554 Same question for you kid? who hurt you guys?

  • @alfielongman911
    @alfielongman911 3 года назад +5

    Instructions unclear, my cat is dead

  • @dmlarry
    @dmlarry 3 года назад +5

    ‼️SIGMA MALE TIPS‼️
    -NUMBER ONE
    -SHIT ON THE FLOOR NO QUESTIONS ASK

  • @claudiujicmon2576
    @claudiujicmon2576 5 лет назад +35

    "How to be a 40 years old bad boy"😂😂🤙It feels like Alpha is our RUclips father

  • @ianmichaels6475
    @ianmichaels6475 5 лет назад +38

    “Hey Beckie, it’s Brian, do you want to borrow money?” 😂 I cracked up at that part

  • @redtrychguy8676
    @redtrychguy8676 3 года назад +13

    Who came here because of a meme?

  • @edercontreras3293
    @edercontreras3293 3 года назад +7

    Pov: u came from memes

  • @chrismitts1362
    @chrismitts1362 3 года назад +13

    Could be the most cringe thing on the internet

  • @V13G
    @V13G 4 года назад +25

    "Let your hair grow for 30 days"
    ME, a Guy that hasn't got a hair cut in 7 months...

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions 3 года назад +180

    Aw shoot I wish I saw this video earlier. I just kept being nice to people and understanding that niceness is not a coupon that you exchange for relationships, but that only led to me finding my current partner who is fun and beautiful and perfect. Dang.

  • @vijayjangid670
    @vijayjangid670 5 лет назад +16

    I love how you do ads in between so confidently

  • @screamwall
    @screamwall 4 года назад +24

    If a girl said, "Can I buy you a burrito?" I'd marry her on the spot.

  • @JoeMacStevens
    @JoeMacStevens 5 лет назад +48

    Sometimes I feel like your I are the Universe speaking to me. This is exactly what I needed to hear

    • @biggiecheese4715
      @biggiecheese4715 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Stevens wait how are you verified with 64 subs

    • @MeevoMarz
      @MeevoMarz 5 лет назад +2

      Teach me your ways

    • @rokismrad1430
      @rokismrad1430 5 лет назад

      Verified??

    • @SNinjaQK
      @SNinjaQK 5 лет назад +1

      Jeff Cavaliere muscle marker the tick next to their name

    • @rokismrad1430
      @rokismrad1430 5 лет назад +1

      @@SNinjaQK i Know what is that,it's Just weird that he's verified with 64 subs

  • @jonashuber3418
    @jonashuber3418 3 года назад +2

    My mans looking like a 40yo in midlife crisis in his "bad boy uniform"

    • @aphamalekyle9158
      @aphamalekyle9158 3 года назад +1

      And on his way from cheating on his wife to go home and beat his wife for cheating

  • @jeanpierre3061
    @jeanpierre3061 4 года назад +278

    My whole life I've done nice things and expect nothing in return. It's how i was raised. Holding doors open, helping lift/carry things, etc. That being said, I do need to learn how to say no sometimes since it's started affecting my mental health and people & past relationships where they took advantage.

    • @jerometaylor2019
      @jerometaylor2019 4 года назад +3

      Jean Pierre same here

    • @couch_philosoph3325
      @couch_philosoph3325 4 года назад +3

      Yeah the same for me. Helping is good, but sometimes it leaves you drained.

    • @Harlow_Khmer
      @Harlow_Khmer 4 года назад +5

      Always hold doors open and be an old school gentleman. Don't let stupid new age 3rd wave feminists tell you think you shouldn't hold doors open for women.

    • @rishabhbhatia7261
      @rishabhbhatia7261 4 года назад +1

      You Canadian?

    • @rishabhbhatia7261
      @rishabhbhatia7261 4 года назад +1

      @Wanna Chill ya....wanna come to India??

  • @michaelnash6522
    @michaelnash6522 5 лет назад +110

    You know what alpha, I just want to thank you, I love what you do and think your advice is fucking awesome, I am dealing with a difficult time at the moment, went through a bad break up, lost my job, lost motivation to go gym and I was stuck at rock bottom, then in the middle of all that, I started watching your videos again, after a week of wallowing and worrying, I'm getting back to myself, new job starts next week, crushing it at the gym again and I'm getting back out there, just wanted you to know, that YOU my friend are the man and you are awesome! 👊👊👊

    • @illesvarga6504
      @illesvarga6504 4 года назад

      👊

    • @divisiongaming5079
      @divisiongaming5079 4 года назад

      👊

    • @martimlopes8833
      @martimlopes8833 4 года назад

      \m/

    • @michaelcarter3149
      @michaelcarter3149 4 года назад

      I had the same shit happen to me like four months ago. Thank God I found a good job I actually enjoy! Still kinda fighting tho, I really need to just get my ass into the gym. Everything seems to always fall into place after I've been working out for a lil bit.
      Hope you are doing good man! Just have to keep working hard!💪

    • @idresshinwari4763
      @idresshinwari4763 4 года назад

      Michael Nash You are a nice guy
      Because you expected a heart from alpha in return 😆

  • @HelloThere...
    @HelloThere... 5 лет назад +76

    “Don’t totally blow your load all at once...” -Alpha 2019

  • @federalboobieinspector3337
    @federalboobieinspector3337 3 года назад +5

    Jesus Christ I can smell the fedoras in this comment section

  • @rishavdutta6970
    @rishavdutta6970 5 лет назад +54

    Gentleman, it's time for you to change yourself from Brian to sexy stylist ninja.

  • @fa1509
    @fa1509 5 лет назад +15

    Better youtuber
    Alpha m:like
    Teaching men’s fashion:comment

  • @seabassoffaperc
    @seabassoffaperc 5 лет назад +54

    Alpha M: do NOT shave or cut ur hair during the 30 days
    Also him: *sponsored by grooming tool*

  • @lanemusicyt
    @lanemusicyt 3 года назад +36

    Instagram meme page gang wya