I'm positive that alpha is keen to this; a lot of his videos comment on how being a jerk isn't attractive and there are plenty of examples of him denying the gendered stereotypes of traditional masculinity. IMO, alpha uses language like "nice guy" and "bad boy" because it's what many young men are searching for right now. He's like a sly internet dad who knows how to use the lingo but still send a wholesome message.
The daily routine of a bad boy 😎: 5:30 am - wake up and work out for 45 min 🏋️ 6:20 am - eat high protein breakfast 🥪 6:40 am - take a shower 🚿 7:00 am - set off to work 🚘 7:07 am - get pulled over for wreckless driving 👮♂️ 7:10 am - get taken to the police station for refusing to a fine and assaulting an officer on duty 🚔 7:13 am - call your stepfather and tell him to pay off your fines 📞 10:27 am - get to work 💪 12:30 pm - flirt with your female coworkers 💕 1:18 pm - get called in to your boss' office 👨⚖️ 1:41 pm - get fired for repeated oversexual behavior in the working environment 😎 2:00 pm - drive home 🚗 2:07 pm - stop at a gas station ⛽ 2:09 pm - beat up a homeless guy asking for spare change 👊 3:20 pm - arrive at home 🏠 3:25 pm - kill a neighbour's cat to prepare a high protein dinner 🐈 4:10 pm - eat high protein dinner 🍲 4:50 pm - watch 'Ben Shapiro destroying liberals compilation' on RUclips ▶️ 6:10 pm - work out 🏋️♂️ 7:30 pm - cover yourself in axe body spray 🔴 7:50 pm - play basketball with local teenagers 🏀 8:10 pm - dislocate an 13 year old's ankle because he didn't pass you the ball 💪 9:30 pm - go home and go to sleep 😴
I found this video from a meme. And as a dad also, this is the best advice you could give. This video sucks, but being a good guy instead of a nice guy is the best thing you can do
@@luviathan9706 good guy is being a good person that keeps it real and nice guy is basically someone who apologizes for shit he's not guilty of kinda like a "pick me"
Being nice = satisfying people aka giving in. showing them that you will do things for them. which means they will take advantage of you. be kind, not nice
one more suggestion to the Bad Boy outfit, wear a fedora, it really gets the ladies attention, also carry a katana wherever you go so the women know they are safe
Well sure you also gonna need anime figures and a body pillow. Also gaining some weight won't hurt. Sweat stains on your shirt will be a nice touch, they will make your woman to adapt your smell.
When he said stop shaving, what he means is stop shaving your neck. Only the neck. Until you have a mass of rotten spiders that adorn your quadruple chins...
@@3bood250 everything is going good. Sometimes my wife's boyfriend let's me come fishing with the boys if I buy the beer. Life's good 👍My bad boy persona is working. They know who calls the shots
Nobody summarized? I must change. #1. Stop posting on social media #2. Stop contacting your crushes #3. Start working out #4. Don't Shave your face or get your hair cut #5. Volunteer #6. Go shopping for the essentials #7. Get a new hair style (after thirty days) #8. Analyze your facial hair #9. Post only one new picture #10. Subscribe.
1. Stop posting anything on social media for the next 30days. 2. Stop texting your crushes. 3. Start going to gym. 4. Let your hair grow. Don't get a hair cut for 30 days. Let your facial hair grow for 30 days (Probably for the endorsement of a Brio trimmer). 6. Volunteer. 7. Going shopping for essentials. 8. Analyze your facial hair situation and trim accordingly. 9. Start posting on social media. 10. Yell. You've got it.
Doesn't seem very congruent to a naturally nice personality. You're either "it" or you're not, and any real badass will sniff the bitch out of you very quickly. Be genuine with yourself without resorting to "How to be a poser"
Aw shoot I wish I saw this video earlier. I just kept being nice to people and understanding that niceness is not a coupon that you exchange for relationships, but that only led to me finding my current partner who is fun and beautiful and perfect. Dang.
Most guys I see out in public have the long shirt to hide the big gut, hat on backwards, long shorts and flip flops. It doesn't take much to look better than those dudes.
Thank you so much alpha m I used to get bullied and rejected by all the girls in my school but I watched a lot of your videos and I think I’m more confident in talking to girls now and I feel more comfortable having a conversation with them
Lol, you're one of THOSE facebook users. I know 2-3 people that do this. They'll post like a dozen memes a day. It's like they work for Facebook or something. Haha
Dude, just be determined with your goals, and thoughtful and patient. People think having a careless attitude gets girls but it doesn’t, girls want you to care about them and make them feel special, but remember to have boundaries at first
I recently deactivated my FB. Turns out it was the best thing I could've done for myself. Now I can stop dwelling on my struggles and focus on managing my success.
My whole life I've done nice things and expect nothing in return. It's how i was raised. Holding doors open, helping lift/carry things, etc. That being said, I do need to learn how to say no sometimes since it's started affecting my mental health and people & past relationships where they took advantage.
Always hold doors open and be an old school gentleman. Don't let stupid new age 3rd wave feminists tell you think you shouldn't hold doors open for women.
This is... sort of, my new years resolution from January. Really, it was to exude more confidence in myself this year, and have a reason to be more confident. Every month, I've been trying to do something to improve myself, feel a stronger sense of masculinity, or stand out more, and I've actually been pretty successful. So far: -I've started wearing more flashy clothes instead of the plain stuff I used to wear - I got a new job with better pay and benefits - I got a new ride - I've been losing weight (started 245, now 207) and got a gym membership - I got a new haircut and started styling it, as well as getting a new electric razor so I can style my facial hair - I started wearing cologne - I started making an active effort to check out women more, while my upbringing pretty much programmed me to not do that out of politeness. I'm pretty sure they've been looking at me recently, too. Next up, my reward for when I hit 200 (better shape than I was in highschool! Goal weight of 170 before I do my first bulk) I am getting my first tattoo.
just be yourself man. yes Im saying this to you. there's no fuckin need to change yourself so that someone can love you. just be yourself and always be positive and helpful. the right person will show up and will be fully devoted to you. keep going, life will unfold beautifully. let it be
U right. If u have to change yourself to please others, how would you find someone that truly loves you for who u are? Just be urself and the perfect person would come along.
You know what alpha, I just want to thank you, I love what you do and think your advice is fucking awesome, I am dealing with a difficult time at the moment, went through a bad break up, lost my job, lost motivation to go gym and I was stuck at rock bottom, then in the middle of all that, I started watching your videos again, after a week of wallowing and worrying, I'm getting back to myself, new job starts next week, crushing it at the gym again and I'm getting back out there, just wanted you to know, that YOU my friend are the man and you are awesome! 👊👊👊
I had the same shit happen to me like four months ago. Thank God I found a good job I actually enjoy! Still kinda fighting tho, I really need to just get my ass into the gym. Everything seems to always fall into place after I've been working out for a lil bit. Hope you are doing good man! Just have to keep working hard!💪
Thank you for teaching me this Alpha, I learned a lot from you, and I’m ready and determined to change for the next 30 days to be a bad boy. I already have some of the bad boy traits such as standing up for myself. I feel an incredible change in myself and now, I’m turning into an everyday bad boy.
Imagine finishing this video, being satisfied with it and then on top of that you add the title and the thumbnail for everybody to see and you say "yep, it's good" and click "upload"
Thanks now I can convince my wife's boyfriend that I'm the real bad boy
Damn swagger what u dpij here
l MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGEf I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️
Bread
Well done bread boys, but your wife’s boy friend is one tough cookie, so watch it.
Lmao
This man really influencing 7th grade axe locker room activity
Wtf 1.1 likes, and zero comments?
Here's mine then 😂
457
third comment. sorry i dont have anything interesting to say.
nah he influencing 1.4 million menaces to society 😈
HELPPP
If praying on teenage insecurities were a person
This is the funniest comment here.
Preying
😂😂
Got me pissing in the school bus bro😂😂
Fr
Man slapped on a leather jacket and sunglasses and suddenly he's a bad boy
He’s my bad boy 😩😩
@@YUH559. lmao
@@YUH559. homeboy what
get your own jokes bro
Nickelodeon type of bad boy
My sister watched ur video and is now growing a beard!
🤦🏻😂
hilarious dude..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁
At least she can lol
BWAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
Made my day😂😂😂
Sorry, instructions were unclear, I joined Al-Quaeda
lol
It's called Al Qaeda stop saying our organization wrong
@@peanutbutter8388 Oh, i'm sorry
@@vaurien3694 now fucking change to Islam🤡✡️
@@vaurien3694 we'll achieve world peas by sending the whole infidel population to heaven
Being nice isn’t the problem, being a doormat people can walk over is
I'm positive that alpha is keen to this; a lot of his videos comment on how being a jerk isn't attractive and there are plenty of examples of him denying the gendered stereotypes of traditional masculinity. IMO, alpha uses language like "nice guy" and "bad boy" because it's what many young men are searching for right now. He's like a sly internet dad who knows how to use the lingo but still send a wholesome message.
Best thing i heard in a while
I was/am and from tomorrow i will be no more
I think that people say nice guys are doormats but good guys aren't
Lol, that’s me!
Ain’t no way there’s 1.5 million more bad boys walking these streets mannn.. ima need to stay my ass inside from now on, shit getting crazy out here
this guy made 1.5 million menaces to society 😈
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gotta tell my girl to stay in the crib 😔
@@ilovemochi5317 they all listen to Youngboy too 💀
One thing is that u don't need Russia for torture
i really hope 90% are here for the meme, if you're that 10% that actually came here for the video title, i don't know what to say to you bud
its so fucking funny bruh This is the best video ive ever watched
@@dirtysploof5890 LMAO FRR
This had 1.3 million views before the meme
I seen the meme in ig I thought it was fake bro 😂😂
Meme obviously 🤣🤣 insta brought me here
30 days? I've been off the grid for 2 years. People even think I'm dead. 😎
My last IG post was 3 years ago ✊
@@michaelscott6216 you almost got me there, bro. But I don't have IG. 😎
I passed the "I thought that you were dead" phase and now I'm "who the f*&k are you?!" phase.
@@paulocorreiafilho woah! For real? How did that happen? Lol
Are you Oliver Queen ???
You forgot 11: stop giving a F*** what others think about you
The truth is, everyone cares what people think of them. Usually the people who say it are the most insecure.
The most important one imo
Truth brother
Most important step
if you don't give a fuck why the fuck are you watching the video...
The daily routine of a bad boy 😎:
5:30 am - wake up and work out for 45 min 🏋️
6:20 am - eat high protein breakfast 🥪
6:40 am - take a shower 🚿
7:00 am - set off to work 🚘
7:07 am - get pulled over for wreckless driving 👮♂️
7:10 am - get taken to the police station for refusing to a fine and assaulting an officer on duty 🚔
7:13 am - call your stepfather and tell him to pay off your fines 📞
10:27 am - get to work 💪
12:30 pm - flirt with your female coworkers 💕
1:18 pm - get called in to your boss' office 👨⚖️
1:41 pm - get fired for repeated oversexual behavior in the working environment 😎
2:00 pm - drive home 🚗
2:07 pm - stop at a gas station ⛽
2:09 pm - beat up a homeless guy asking for spare change 👊
3:20 pm - arrive at home 🏠
3:25 pm - kill a neighbour's cat to prepare a high protein dinner 🐈
4:10 pm - eat high protein dinner 🍲
4:50 pm - watch 'Ben Shapiro destroying liberals compilation' on RUclips ▶️
6:10 pm - work out 🏋️♂️
7:30 pm - cover yourself in axe body spray 🔴
7:50 pm - play basketball with local teenagers 🏀
8:10 pm - dislocate an 13 year old's ankle because he didn't pass you the ball 💪
9:30 pm - go home and go to sleep 😴
That's not bad boy that's mad guy
it should be sigma male routine
@@DarkSentinel52 if it was a sigma routine he would sprint to work not drive a car, and shoot a policeman on the spot
@@JM2nd lol
Dang that's what I've been doing wrong
Ige been taking showers not showets
Pov: you came here from instagram memes.
lmaoooo yeah
Yup
Reddit
Tandoori memes
Fucking nailed it
30 days? pfffts that's amateur time. I haven't been outside in 3 months.
I honestly don't see why social media is so popular. I have it, but I am literally always MIA
Bro need to go out😂😂
😂😂😂
Your comment made my day!
@@tropicaltrapfire0344 what's MIA?
Oh shit people take this seriously, I mean he seems like a cool guy but this is insane 💀💀
shit just preys on mfs that don’t have a girlfriend
Lmao I came from a meme page on ig 😭
@@cristianrodriguez6251 same
@@cristianrodriguez6251 same I was expecting funny comments but everyone’s actually taking it seriously 🥴
@@cristianrodriguez6251 codmemenation?
No way this is real 😭
ikr lol
Starting to think it is
💀💀💀
Alpha is the type of guy that can convince you to stop shaving and buy a razor at the same time. 👍
Thought that too bro xd
Thunder Bolt dude hahahhaha now you say it thats epic man hahah
Yeah,, guess so
Obviously he makes videos to make money advertising , but he says he is not sponsored by them. Lol good observation
And the razor commercial was right after the no shaving tip LOL
Stop posting on social media
Me: I've been doing that for years now
Same. I got ig in year 9 but thought it was like a blog thing so I uploaded some gay pics of flowers when I straight and boy it was embarrassing
@Seth Belfort, I'm not. I just don't want ppl to think I'm gay when I'm not
@@fluffypants250, Yee. Luckily I didn't have many followers at that time lul
@@fluffypants250 , I hate it when I realise what mistakes I have done in past like not seeing some hints a girl was giving you
**posts on social media**
Alpha m. : LET IT GROW!!
Also Alpha m.: use this razor!
Dyllar Albayboni take your hand and squeeze 💀
Lol you aint kidding. This guy can sell ice to Eskimos.
My God. It's a trimmer. It means it cuts facial hair to a length so you don't look like a bum
First let grow then use razor
Its called GROOOMING
i can’t believe this video is real 😂
I'm such a BAD boy, I volunteer weekly at the local help center, get on my level nice guys
Im such a bad boy i help old ladies cross the street almost daily. (and i love bird watching) so get outta here, bucko.
Im an even bigger bad boy. I teach kids to play music, FOR FREE!
I’m such a bad boy I don’t delete my Search history.
Tbh I don’t know how to delete my search history (pls help)
@@2slow4race I will tell you if you tell me what you searced
Me a month ago: 🤓
Me now: 😎
Your comment wins my meme award.
Take it.
🏆
“Be a good guy not a nice guy”- advice from dear old dad
Agree
Dads always know best
I found this video from a meme. And as a dad also, this is the best advice you could give. This video sucks, but being a good guy instead of a nice guy is the best thing you can do
@@Paxinema what's the difference between nice guy and good guy?
@@luviathan9706 good guy is being a good person that keeps it real and nice guy is basically someone who apologizes for shit he's not guilty of kinda like a "pick me"
The thumbnail is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen I swear
Remember that there is a difference between being "The Nice guy" and a nice guy. Always be nice.
Well said bro!
More like there’s a difference between being “The nice guy” and being a respected guy.
There's just a difference between being "nice" and being kind and good.
Being nice = satisfying people aka giving in. showing them that you will do things for them. which means they will take advantage of you. be kind, not nice
There is a difference between nice and bad too.
Alpha: nice guys are not bad boys.
John Wick: am i a joke to you?
Guilherme Almeida thank you 💯
@Guilherme Almeida well he still killed like 50 people 80 percent of wich wasn't even really necessary
Thiemo B. John wick’s kill count is 299 if i’m right
I mean Keanu Reeves is probably the best guy ever
What about Shaggy Ultra instinct
one more suggestion to the Bad Boy outfit, wear a fedora, it really gets the ladies attention, also carry a katana wherever you go so the women know they are safe
reddit white knight
Well sure you also gonna need anime figures and a body pillow. Also gaining some weight won't hurt. Sweat stains on your shirt will be a nice touch, they will make your woman to adapt your smell.
@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 don't forget to buy a dozen bottles of mountain dew and dozen boxes of chicken nuggets
When he said stop shaving, what he means is stop shaving your neck. Only the neck. Until you have a mass of rotten spiders that adorn your quadruple chins...
Ok but the katana thing is badass ngl
This video changed my life. I went from sleeping on the couch 5 nights a week when my wife's boyfriend was over down to 2 nights a week.
We still sleep in separate beds but only 2 nights on the couch. Huge improvement
💀💀
@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline update?
@@3bood250 everything is going good. Sometimes my wife's boyfriend let's me come fishing with the boys if I buy the beer. Life's good 👍My bad boy persona is working. They know who calls the shots
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
maybe bullying is alright sometimes 😊
Fuck you
@@BaKarZ19 shut up
I guess that would be shaming someone out of something and that's good.
Bullying is probably what got him to be like this,
@@BaKarZ19 😂😂
The "Hey, can I buy you a Burrito" part at 7:55 killed me.
Same, that delivery was unexpected haha
Puia lmao
this dialogue was said in a movie. I don't remember that movie though. It was generally the Marines VS The Aliens.
Puia I reminded that part like 5 times 😂
hit too close to home 😂😂
I‘m already doing half those things,
Not posting
Not shaving
Working out
Not talking to anyone
Okay maybe I‘m just a Hobo
Instructions were not clear, I am now wanted in 32 countries
Sad how you need to be “bad” to be “good” in this world.
Luis Carlos Tabian sounds like something a nice guy would say
@@VenomFNyt right
VenomFN I am mix of good and bad. Good when it comes to people. Bad when it comes to what I do and want to do.
Why not both in the same time ?
Someone normal finnaly!
Yeah i will continue to be kind
And school starts in two weeks thanks alpha😎😂
Same!
Same
I start September 5th
Gon Freecss wtf i start on aug 12 two days earlier than i should be 💀
Pablo Gonzalez I start school on 2nd September
Drop your heart alpha.. Or I'll drop the
Tiege Henley..!!
Just think about it man
@@crocodile1728 floor will turn to sky.. What you say dude?
Come on bro that's unfathomable
We don’t take kindly to those kind of threats in these parts
Come on man you don't want to do that
“Stop being a nice guy” “start doing volunteer work” I’m just here for the meme honestly
Nobody summarized? I must change.
#1. Stop posting on social media
#2. Stop contacting your crushes
#3. Start working out
#4. Don't Shave your face or get your hair cut
#5. Volunteer
#6. Go shopping for the essentials
#7. Get a new hair style (after thirty days)
#8. Analyze your facial hair
#9. Post only one new picture
#10. Subscribe.
Thank you🔥🔥🔥 I think u didn't take the vaccination that's why ur still a human 😂
What kind of channel is this?
@@Leon-ir3gm it's called alpha m so alpha male
@@funxnuggets1268 Ah, yes.
Thanks for explaining this very confusing thing to me that i totally wasn't understanding.
:D
@@averagejoe4439 more like below average iq joe
If this man is my Gym coach I'll be lifting like Dwayne Johnson.
forget Dwayne . I'll be like
oooouuuu yep yep
light weight babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
He would be jealous of you
😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
@@uditmahendru3340 ronnie
@@god1356 😂😂😂wtf
There is only 1 person more alpha than Alpha M.
JOHNNY BRAVO
Yep lol
Johnny Sins*
Alpha Male strategies
Johnny Bravo the ultimate alpha male on steroids
Alpha male strategies and stephon clinksales
I thought this was a meme. Pleasantly surprised that something this cringe ACTUALLY exists. It feels visceral.
exactly
Instructions unclear: I haven’t shaved for 30 days no when I walk down the street people toss coins at me bc they think I’m homeless
At least you got money
Thats a rude way to treat houseless folks.
@@lilyevans7177
...Which homeless person told you that?
“you deserve better” that’s how girl reject nice guy😭
Then you respond with: "yes, I deserve better" and afterwards don't respond
And often, you really do. You just dodged a bullet...
Tauqeer Ahmad 😂
Haha, I’d be like...
Yes, I do deserve better, you just did the favor for me, bye bye 🏃 🏠
They're a chosen to reincarnation into their fantasy world
So to make it fair they have to get rejected till death
"Hey Becky want to borrow money?" Lmaooo
Maybe he's a loan shark
Snorlax 😂😂
lowkey the volunteer so you stop expecting things from ppl when you’re nice to them is good advice
1. Stop posting anything on social media for the next 30days.
2. Stop texting your crushes.
3. Start going to gym.
4. Let your hair grow. Don't get a hair cut for 30 days. Let your facial hair grow for 30 days (Probably for the endorsement of a Brio trimmer).
6. Volunteer.
7. Going shopping for essentials.
8. Analyze your facial hair situation and trim accordingly.
9. Start posting on social media.
10. Yell. You've got it.
But social media is important
@@superlex611 He said posting not visiting.
Doesn't seem very congruent to a naturally nice personality. You're either "it" or you're not, and any real badass will sniff the bitch out of you very quickly. Be genuine with yourself without resorting to "How to be a poser"
Mohamed Mahmoud lol oh you thought he wrote it Na my ran revised it made sure it was right
I perfer public gyms and keep my hair , so save tons of money for my pimp mod in Eastern Euro
1990: how to become a good boy
2019 : how to become a bad boy
Women hate bad boys.
@@tiny2315 lol
alex benzler It is true. Ask any woman ever. They even cringe at the term.
@@tiny2315 never listen to what a girl say they really don't know exactly what they want when it comes to a guy
Ops DRO Oh but you do know right? 😂
Turns out you were a girl all along.
Wow thank you for that cringe. It's been years since I cringed this hard
Ha imagine not wanting to be a bad boy bro ☠️☠️☠️
Bro don't you want to be a bad boy 😙😍😙😚😌😋🤣🦠💔👊👊💟👃👂🤍❤️😻💌😾💕😾👻🎉👹👻✨👿👻⚡💩🤥✨💩🤥✨🤥💩🎃🤡😎🤓👻🕳️👿💢😟😛🤪😛😦😛🤬😤😦🤬😦🤫🤯😫🤕🤕😮🤯🌛😱😮🌛😮🤯
U not fucking with the nice guy to bad boy transformation⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😬🙅🏿♂️
imagine not wanting to be a bedes
This style what makes him confident and it's a classic style maybe your cup of tea is more on trendy stuff
Aw shoot I wish I saw this video earlier. I just kept being nice to people and understanding that niceness is not a coupon that you exchange for relationships, but that only led to me finding my current partner who is fun and beautiful and perfect. Dang.
I dont know if this is a joke or not
Lmao I wish I literally got dumped for being too nice
Nerd Sync is a 💯/100 babe 💖💖💖💖
Nigga what??
Please b a jokr
(Yes, I'm a Male) Alpha: "In these thirty days, I want you to go shopping!" Me on April 2nd, 2020: "I don't think I can do that."
Kelcey Clark atleast you can grow your hair out
@@tomfield955 Yip.
@thedaftone Yes it is.
I think the same ahahah
@@sal8082 Lol
Its been 5 years growing up with alpha
Still enjoy his videos
Part of my life now
Huge respect for this guy😎
Most guys I see out in public have the long shirt to hide the big gut, hat on backwards, long shorts and flip flops. It doesn't take much to look better than those dudes.
Nobody gives a crap how you look unless you're a model
Must be an American thing
😂 Which country? Seems like beach
No it doesn't.
Every Wal-Mart after 5pm
Nerds need this? My mom told me to go to sleep at 8:30 and I went to sleep at 8:31 😎 I get all the girls now
Oh no😰 don’t steal my girl please!
@@Myraspberryapron it’s too late for us
all hail steve
thats too far how can you be that powerful
Damn bro, you gigachad's older brother?
Me:- *texts crush* Can I buy you a..?
7:56
Me:- ah crap... Nevermind
I'm not a nice guy but its an alpha m video, so I click fast.😁😁
Same
bruh if a nigga calls himself a "bad guy" ik for a fact he ain't shit 💀
@@AJ-gx8mb He didn't call himself a bad boy he just said he is not nice guy
Me 2
@@Sara-qv7dk bruh whats the opposite of a "nice guy" a bad guy ofc.
gtfo 💀
This man is my internet dad.. always makes sure I look good! I love AlphaM
What💀
Just Let him be a alpha
Thank you so much alpha m I used to get bullied and rejected by all the girls in my school but I watched a lot of your videos and I think I’m more confident in talking to girls now and I feel more comfortable having a conversation with them
4:25
**I know what you want , you know what I want (hint :- make the button blue)**
Memo holic made the dislike button blue
marcatehamburgers that's what your mum said
Memo holic she did?
I pressed the dislike button and it turned blue
maxorazor joe Nobody cares my Boi
Don't shave, let it grow.... Don't touch your hair or facial hair.
5 seconds later
But this razor tool 😂
When you are willing to teach people to be bad but also need that sponsership money 😅
Yes. After 30 days.
Epic 😅🔥
I dont have facial hair and I dont give a fck
I don’t share my life on social media, I just share memes
same i share 50+ memes a day
They call me meme consultant
Lol, you're one of THOSE facebook users.
I know 2-3 people that do this. They'll post like a dozen memes a day. It's like they work for Facebook or something. Haha
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 oh no, behold the NORMIE; u know that memes come from 4chan and reddit right?
What's your ig id?
Tutorial worked, I am now a Gleep 👽
w reference
@@PurpleBugs fleep gleep glorp zep xlorp zœglörp "earthlings" 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
@@JohnMarstonOfficial “i think ill take an espresso 👨 🧍♂️ “ zllepp goorp hoorb geey 👽 😭
I don't think I've ever been so sad and desparate that I watched a video of some nobody telling me how to "score". Holy shit, this is sad.
Dude, just be determined with your goals, and thoughtful and patient. People think having a careless attitude gets girls but it doesn’t, girls want you to care about them and make them feel special, but remember to have boundaries at first
@@copilopi3104 I think I worded my comment too vaguely. Nine people understood what i meant, though...
@@copilopi3104 lol 😂 no way ur actually watching this for advice
Nah the saddest shit is when you watch those anime gf asmr things that’s when shit hits you
@@graycawsey4922 I equate these videos with those anime/asmr ones...equally sad to me
Watching this from hair salon
2:45
Asks barber to freeze and runs away from there with a half shaven face.
Woah thats kinda badass right
I recently deactivated my FB. Turns out it was the best thing I could've done for myself. Now I can stop dwelling on my struggles and focus on managing my success.
The real question is which Instagram meme page did everyone come from
badmanmemes for me lol
sad.jazzy LMAO
Sometimes I feel like your I are the Universe speaking to me. This is exactly what I needed to hear
Joe Stevens wait how are you verified with 64 subs
Teach me your ways
Verified??
Jeff Cavaliere muscle marker the tick next to their name
@@SNinjaQK i Know what is that,it's Just weird that he's verified with 64 subs
My whole life I've done nice things and expect nothing in return. It's how i was raised. Holding doors open, helping lift/carry things, etc. That being said, I do need to learn how to say no sometimes since it's started affecting my mental health and people & past relationships where they took advantage.
Jean Pierre same here
Yeah the same for me. Helping is good, but sometimes it leaves you drained.
Always hold doors open and be an old school gentleman. Don't let stupid new age 3rd wave feminists tell you think you shouldn't hold doors open for women.
You Canadian?
@Wanna Chill ya....wanna come to India??
“The next step, VOLUNTEER”
Ight imma head out
I do appreciate how much confidence he’s trying to get people to have
Good intentions, indeed
This is... sort of, my new years resolution from January. Really, it was to exude more confidence in myself this year, and have a reason to be more confident. Every month, I've been trying to do something to improve myself, feel a stronger sense of masculinity, or stand out more, and I've actually been pretty successful. So far:
-I've started wearing more flashy clothes instead of the plain stuff I used to wear
- I got a new job with better pay and benefits
- I got a new ride
- I've been losing weight (started 245, now 207) and got a gym membership
- I got a new haircut and started styling it, as well as getting a new electric razor so I can style my facial hair
- I started wearing cologne
- I started making an active effort to check out women more, while my upbringing pretty much programmed me to not do that out of politeness. I'm pretty sure they've been looking at me recently, too.
Next up, my reward for when I hit 200 (better shape than I was in highschool! Goal weight of 170 before I do my first bulk) I am getting my first tattoo.
Keep going man hope your doing well and got what you wanted
Thats lame , drink beer
@@matthewradosin8094 REAL SHIT
just be yourself man. yes Im saying this to you. there's no fuckin need to change yourself so that someone can love you. just be yourself and always be positive and helpful. the right person will show up and will be fully devoted to you. keep going, life will unfold beautifully. let it be
Why is this toxic, he’s being honest🤣
Have you found the one?
Nah, sick of bein used
Be Yourself? What kind of trash advice is that?
U right. If u have to change yourself to please others, how would you find someone that truly loves you for who u are? Just be urself and the perfect person would come along.
lmao he put on a leather jacket and thought he was negan. wtf was this🤣
Alternative title: how to become jotaro
From Jonathan, to Jotaro in 30 days
that'd be a more convincing title lmao
thank you
This man's words are like energy booster
Wow! Glad to see one of my sentient suits here!!
Btw, I am Iron man!!!
We all need a friend like alpha men his energy bro is the best thing to hype you
"How to be a 40 years old bad boy"😂😂🤙It feels like Alpha is our RUclips father
THIS WORK!!!!!! MY CRUSH IS NOW MY KITTEN
“Hey Beckie, it’s Brian, do you want to borrow money?” 😂 I cracked up at that part
This man and his adverts... 😂😂, you never know when he’s gonna hit you with that pitch
No way ppl actually watch this 💀
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Rip to a dinosaur nigga
I saw on Twitter that this was a "Go From "Nice Guy" to Raccoon In 30 Days!" Video, I was lied to, I want to become a raccoon....
For me it was " go from " nice guy " to " creature ".
You know what alpha, I just want to thank you, I love what you do and think your advice is fucking awesome, I am dealing with a difficult time at the moment, went through a bad break up, lost my job, lost motivation to go gym and I was stuck at rock bottom, then in the middle of all that, I started watching your videos again, after a week of wallowing and worrying, I'm getting back to myself, new job starts next week, crushing it at the gym again and I'm getting back out there, just wanted you to know, that YOU my friend are the man and you are awesome! 👊👊👊
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I had the same shit happen to me like four months ago. Thank God I found a good job I actually enjoy! Still kinda fighting tho, I really need to just get my ass into the gym. Everything seems to always fall into place after I've been working out for a lil bit.
Hope you are doing good man! Just have to keep working hard!💪
Michael Nash You are a nice guy
Because you expected a heart from alpha in return 😆
I love how you do ads in between so confidently
Better youtuber
Alpha m:like
Teaching men’s fashion:comment
Thank you for teaching me this Alpha, I learned a lot from you, and I’m ready and determined to change for the next 30 days to be a bad boy. I already have some of the bad boy traits such as standing up for myself. I feel an incredible change in myself and now, I’m turning into an everyday bad boy.
Gentleman, it's time for you to change yourself from Brian to sexy stylist ninja.
30 days? Mate I'm stuck in quarantine for 2+ months 😂😂
1 year
Came for the creature transformation, severely disappointed
You look so confident and show no emotions
“Don’t totally blow your load all at once...” -Alpha 2019
Re-load
😂😂😂😂
nice guy to bad apple
I'm a simple guy... I see a new video notif from Alpha M, I click and watch. 🤘🤷♂️💯
Frost LOL. Ok man, whatever you say! 👌😂
NEW GENDER JUST DROPPED
Imagine finishing this video, being satisfied with it and then on top of that you add the title and the thumbnail for everybody to see and you say "yep, it's good" and click "upload"
Alpha M: do NOT shave or cut ur hair during the 30 days
Also him: *sponsored by grooming tool*
"don't cut your hair" I'm watching this as I'm cutting my own hair 😂
Now I can feel like a bad a$$ wearing leather and sunglasses while watching another man plow my wife.
My 7 yr old brother watched this and now im the younger brother
didn’t laugh wasn’t funny at all u suck
@@kida2291 what is the need for being toxic?
@@SupaHans04 his joke sucks, its not toxic, its the truth
@@tato7554 Same question for you kid? who hurt you guys?
The grab your balls and yell part had me dying so hard I almost fell of the elliptical 🤣
(Gets minecraft shirt)
Me: “I’m a badass”
This is exactly what I would’ve watched in 6th grade lmaoo