Cursed Pick Up Lines
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Today we look at some of the most cursed pick up lines. None of these made sense. You're all going to be alone forever. Get help. Also subscribe.
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Edited by Matthew
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I have witnessed a moment that will forever be written down in history. James slayed his first properly executed pun :0
ill slay you never speak again
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the "cant-elope" pun is the cleverest pun you've ever done and the fact you didn't even prepare it makes it so much better.
Literally lmao
@@Purplecorgi10 I love this man
THAT CANTALOUPE JOKE IS A FAT W
Today I was with my friend and we were in complete silence. I suddenly just said, “I’m sad.” And my friend went, “oh, why?” I said, “I listen to James Marriotts music.” They said after a minute of silence, “oh.” The end.
Ah yes
@@S.williams.007 HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
@@Heathee._. honestly idk bestie
Yeah it be like that
Lol
James video before a 12 hour shift makes it all worth it
Hope your shift goes well :)
Ooh 9 hours in, hows it going?
Ayyyy you’ve finished!
I’m absolutely terrified by these😭😭
Agreed
9:00 only thing I’m scared of rn-
@@very.irritated. fair
james marriott videos are always the fastest 10 minutes of my life
"Are you a Melon? cause Honeydew you look good.
No I'm not because you Canteloupe with me" -James Marriott 2023
I genuinely hate having the name James thanks to only this video. "Hey is your name James? because I'll have you barking all night long" haunts my nightmares. I hate this. I'm changing my name.
James is too traumatised at this point lmao
james posting makes my day 1000% better
I always love your videos man you never disappoint
james always sounds like he's about to cry
i can’t wait to see the amount of cursed pickup lines in this video-😰
There were some horrible ones not in the video.
…I’m not even gonna type it.
video froze at 1:20 and i thought james was just very good at staying still like that
He didn’t get to my pickup line, so I’m putting it here:
I’m great at math. You add the bed subtract the clothes divide the sheets and hope we don’t multiply 😉
the mississippi one was genuinely funny LMAOOO
edit: nvm lost the funny after being repeated like 3 times
Thank you for making a pun out of my pickup line James, appreciate that one (ps mines the melon one)
james suffered for us yet again 💀
If an uber sent me a pickup line, it'd be reasonable, but weird
sometimes i worry what we've done to him
Dance British boy. No explanation. Just dance British boy
I know someone that knew someone that went up to a girl at a bar, said "nice shoes wanna f!&k" and they got married three years later so maybe wanna bang could be a good pick up line if you used it on the right person 😂
5:15 Seeing James and everyone in chat not Know The Audio Meant To Go With This Line HURTS
Oh gosh. Here we go
The more W’s, the more power he gets.
9:00 jokes on you I can’t even find myself
the " keep the Ws going" reminds me of the song that goes like
" i live for the applause applause applause. ..i live for the appla-ause
I definitely feel so bad for ‘missing’ these streams… yup
Just putting it out there I told my boyfriend that “he could put my meat mountain in his moth” and I think thats the best thing I’ve ever said
I’m going on a James Marriott binge because I can’t sleep his content is so good
jimbos hair looking as full as ever 🤩
Car lights being more relatable than ever 🥲
I watched this stream and I watched it twice because once for the actual video and then the next for slowly playing and pausing the video to see how many times I made it on the video lmao
“Why do you call it an oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?” Genius right there.
Watching James and then he posts
i love the new backdrop
All these James-related pick-up lines are slightly uncomfy because my boyfriend of almost a year is named James and I am writing these down for later
1:49 WHAT ? THERE IS NO WAY ! NO WAY THATS THE THING BEHIND IT THERE IS NO WAY
I love this song 100 times more now
The thumbnail sums up my life
Oh lord not bad pick up lines
I want it, but can you slow down? Number one pickup line. Works every time.
that pun was gold
James your hair is looking mighty not-bald today.
I can be Jessie, you Are James, and we could have our own Meowth together😉
My favorite pickup line:
Give me a daughter with your stubborn heart, or your even temper. Give our children your dark-bright eyes, or your enchanted smile. So that even when we are gone, the world will find within them all of the reasons why I loved you.
Life advice for viewers !!
Never, and I mean never drink while watching these streams
K so right after 5:00 I got an ad where this girl went
"Why do I care so much that people like me?"
Followed directly after with
"I think I'm gay."
I can't even-
I love James’s videos
i always smile whenever you upload bro
Yoooooo I love that sweater that you are wearing James!!!!!!!
I love your videos they always make me happy
CONGRATS ON 400K!
I opened this video and my browser immediately crashed, thanks James
the suffering
I am supposed to be asleep... Yet I am here.
Edit:
*James, saying no one plays among us anymore*
*Me, looking at the app on my phone* Yeah totally..
Same
James I literally love you
home alone overnight for the first time? check! got some yummy ass pizza? check! cute dog and cat to snuggle? check! new james marriott video? check! perfect evening :)
You deserve so many more subscribers
james u look dashing 2day
My friend said the other day that she would smash our teacher and for some reason this video made me think of it
Your friend needs help
his sweater is so swag ill steal it off his back
This is more cursed than the doll in the corner of my room who likes to scratch me while sleeping
That's just a cat
@@cynister7384 see you’d like to think that but it’s my great grandmothers from the 70s
6:38 bro where tf is pest control i think there's a mouse in here 💀💀
oh nvm i think it was the window cleaner wiping the windows
I might use some of these
That was actually such a good pun
James finally made his 1st actual pun!!!1!
I couldn’t finish watching this due to a tornado warning. In the end though, I got like 5 chats in the final video so I’m good. 2 were just lol though.
YIPPEE!!! NEW JAMES MARRIOTT LIVE VIDEO!!!!
You like Lego, right? Wanna see my LEGO Brick 32557?
I like Lego, you like Lego, let's build up a relationship!
8:09 rare James American accent moment
Thank you James for suffering for our happiness🫶🏻😔
i swear to god this man is one of the funniest people on the internet
My mum walked in at 7:08 when he made a jb joke and said it was "so untoward"
not james saying "I don't do this for free..."
I'm still not used to the new background lmao
hello james mariott
You won't find me, I'll find you
Awesome vid man
4:48 A MCFREAK LMAO
this man is always suffering 💀
8:35 WHATS LOVE IF ITS NOT TRUEE
The only thing I can think of during the live stream:
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
This was probably a hour long stream and he only laughed 4 times this really shows something 😂
Yay I'm traumatised 🤗
OUR JIMBO.
I have one... (keep in mind this is after the first line so idk the others-) "Do you have a bandaid? cause i scraped my knee falling for you.." (also im gay so i just wanted to tell mine im not a simp i swear. you are a streamer that i watch not an obbsesion :) )
James you look so good!!!
Wayyy new setup
Yay James posted!
The Mississippi one is a meme I saw it on a raccoon meme
James got all the rizz
love the video mate
2:25 i agree with that statement
Hello! You’re back here too? Dang 😔
James Marriott? I sure hope it does.
Bros trauma tho
Me after just getting prime for the first time...
And I see this
cursed but enjoyable
IM TERRIFIED