TikToks Only A 12-Year-Old Would Understand

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @janeschwab1682
    @janeschwab1682 11 месяцев назад +1264

    the gen alphas are genuinely unhinged but not in the funny way

    • @CheekyDingo13
      @CheekyDingo13 11 месяцев назад +57

      gen z was much better :l

    • @sebas31415
      @sebas31415 11 месяцев назад +70

      We are just becoming what mellenials was to gex z; what gen x did to mellenials; what boomers did to gen x, so on and so for.

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 11 месяцев назад +5

      Need to stay on the 19.96 through 20.10 updates, don't go on any of the newer versions because they didn't fix any of the bugs and removed a lot of good features

    • @Its_Caly_
      @Its_Caly_ 11 месяцев назад +9

      Ong, glad I'm gen Z (barely 😃👍)

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 11 месяцев назад

      @aromoholovacz2156 Hey just so you know this channel is recommended for 18+ people and James has expressed discomfort with kids watching his videos, I can't really stop you from watching but if you're that young it's for the best that you don't.

  • @finnwoessner7374
    @finnwoessner7374 11 месяцев назад +420

    The phenomenon of German songs going viral and people saying they are Russian needs to be studied

    • @dumbee
      @dumbee 11 месяцев назад +15

      at least it was with a russian accent this time? xD

    • @tjjj107
      @tjjj107 10 месяцев назад +11

      it were russian people saying the audio, that explains the accent, but they were talking german xD

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 8 месяцев назад +1

      As a German, I also thought it was Russian at first because that accent is thicker than James when he turns around

  • @Millabubble
    @Millabubble 11 месяцев назад +376

    Only Pookie would regularly do a ‘little chicken dance’ when ordering chicken.

  • @CiaraMcAnulty-ge3br
    @CiaraMcAnulty-ge3br 11 месяцев назад +191

    pookie is looking absolutely fire tonight, this is such a quintessential pink pretty princess pookie outfit

  • @sagesgrapes
    @sagesgrapes 11 месяцев назад +180

    Bro always disturbs Jack Manifold for the weirdest shit 😭😭

  • @Star._B3rry
    @Star._B3rry 11 месяцев назад +1428

    Pookie is just too old

  • @tillstar_
    @tillstar_ 11 месяцев назад +199

    Any kind of gen alpha content is so unbelievably mind numbing and I can feel my braincells screaming and disintegrating

    • @ThatsWellSafeBruv
      @ThatsWellSafeBruv 11 месяцев назад +6

      What the fanum tax? The gyatt is rizzling (I dont understand any of this)

    • @tillstar_
      @tillstar_ 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@ThatsWellSafeBruv please don’t my brain can’t take this

    • @Santa_L
      @Santa_L 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThatsWellSafeBruvi think fanthom tax comes from a twitch streamer kai cenat, his friends name is fathom(i think) and he owned something to kai cenat and thats where the meme came from (literally found this through tiktok so i dont really know the full thing)...gyatt (basically means juicy ass) and rizz is short for charisma (to impress someone)...

    • @ThatsWellSafeBruv
      @ThatsWellSafeBruv 11 месяцев назад

      @@tillstar_ lol

    • @marshull1614
      @marshull1614 10 месяцев назад +1

      Erm!! Skibidi fantum tax.. rizzler!! 😂 grimace shake gyatt kai cenat Baby gronk .... 🧐🧐🧐

  • @HenryIsBoredd
    @HenryIsBoredd 11 месяцев назад +175

    IMAGINE IF JAMES MARRIOTT GOT A LOW TAPER FADE

  • @Mellohi_404
    @Mellohi_404 11 месяцев назад +69

    james - i think its funny
    james - * does not even make a small expression that could be defined as a smile*

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 10 месяцев назад +4

      He's british, they express emotion like that

    • @aaronthegremlin1271
      @aaronthegremlin1271 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@kajamatousek247I had to pose for a photo once and the photographer told me to smile in one of them and not in the other. The two photos were the exact fucking same.

  • @starry_lungs
    @starry_lungs 11 месяцев назад +127

    as a former twelve year old i understand none of this

    • @Marriot-simp
      @Marriot-simp 11 месяцев назад +6

      I must be at the COMPLETE opposite side of the the spectrum 🥲

    • @RhoeAnagnostopoulou
      @RhoeAnagnostopoulou 11 месяцев назад +6

      BRO FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE NORMAL

    • @bexelles7483
      @bexelles7483 11 месяцев назад +4

      Finally someone who isn’t chronically online to this point-

    • @Itsrainingcatsandogsrn
      @Itsrainingcatsandogsrn 10 месяцев назад +4

      As a about to be thirteen twelve year old i dont understand any of this either

    • @PuppetIsTheBest
      @PuppetIsTheBest 10 месяцев назад +3

      dude same

  • @PrettiestPrincipleInLife
    @PrettiestPrincipleInLife 11 месяцев назад +20

    Can we please appreciate how good black nail paint looks on pookie? Black paint looks good on anyone but jamie wearing it makes james look ✨fabulous✨

  • @mari_says_hi
    @mari_says_hi 11 месяцев назад +65

    realizing i'm not a 12-year-old anymore is so weird, covid really messed up my perception of time

  • @Eyes_7829
    @Eyes_7829 11 месяцев назад +34

    I think my brain which had two braincells fighting for first place has finally given up 💀

  • @c0rals3al
    @c0rals3al 11 месяцев назад +23

    Alterative title: James watching brain rot for an hour

  • @Cynthiathegremlin
    @Cynthiathegremlin 11 месяцев назад +24

    This stream made my day
    ALSO THE PART WHERE CHAT IS SCREAMING "GYATTT" WHEN YOU TRIED TO RECREATE A TIKTOK HAD ME ROLLING IM NOT EVEN JOKING I FELL OFF THE FREAKING COUCH 😭

    • @szczypiorekkk
      @szczypiorekkk 11 месяцев назад +3

      nah cause its not even funny. 😐

  • @jesterwirre
    @jesterwirre 11 месяцев назад +24

    james i ate your favourite blade of grass im sorry

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 9 месяцев назад +2

    Even my 12 year old cousin was confused with whatever the hell this is. James is constantly annoying Jack with random shit that does not make sense whatsoever.
    7:00 wait hold up. I am Russian, I speak Russian, SO WHY THE HECK DO I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS?!
    7:54 I asked my German friend and she said that she also didn’t get anything
    8:39 noooo bluey don’t die.

  • @tofuachoo
    @tofuachoo 10 месяцев назад

    7:21 i like how whenever james get up chat just goes GYATTTTT

  • @Ulysses_S_Grant_18
    @Ulysses_S_Grant_18 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:11 THIS IS THE ORGINAL USE OF THIS SONG
    AND I LOVE THIS BIG HOT TURKISH MAN

  • @DatEmoGay
    @DatEmoGay 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a twelve year old, I speak for all the twelve year olds in my city, half of this shot makes zero sense.

  • @mysterionsmystery
    @mysterionsmystery 10 месяцев назад +2

    i am 12 and i am offended. THERE IS NO WAY A 12 YEAR OLD FINDS THOSE SKIBIDI TOILET TIKTOKS COOL.

  • @Ulysses_S_Grant_18
    @Ulysses_S_Grant_18 11 месяцев назад +10

    I give this the presidental seal of approval

  • @cheesybadgerhamster
    @cheesybadgerhamster 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm unwell as hell right now, and feel miserable, so I just knew I needed to binge a ton of James married to feel happier. Thanks for all you do jimbo ❤

  • @sezuin_6577
    @sezuin_6577 11 месяцев назад +3

    I see Jim got so obsessed, he has now modelled his look after Davide

  • @PrettiestPrincipleInLife
    @PrettiestPrincipleInLife 11 месяцев назад +9

    As a 13 year old, i am so fucking glad that i am the youngest age that a gen z can be.

    • @BopperLIVE
      @BopperLIVE 10 месяцев назад

      please my sister is gen z and i’m 12, accept me please i can’t live with those mewers 🙏🙏

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, you totally dodged a bullet pal. I’m 23. I’m blessed to be born smack dab in the middle of Gen Z.

    • @PrettiestPrincipleInLife
      @PrettiestPrincipleInLife 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BopperLIVE we'll accept you, my child. but only because you do not fit with the skibidi kids.

  • @luvvraven
    @luvvraven 11 месяцев назад +14

    james never fails to make my day worse

  • @KeilaBevins
    @KeilaBevins 10 месяцев назад +7

    I love how gen a unapologetically uses tiktok language completely unironically. It’s so funny i cant take them seriously, they think theyre so cool, but that does make them a little cool, because as gen z we arent confident at all so it’s an enviable type of coolness they emit. And theyre middle schoolers aaaaa

  • @ironcomics99
    @ironcomics99 11 месяцев назад +2

    gotta say, the fit is SLAYING in this one, james

  • @sadnarumitsu
    @sadnarumitsu 10 месяцев назад +3

    Pookies nails and new style give off some himbo energy😍

  • @boba.lvty2002
    @boba.lvty2002 10 месяцев назад +2

    as a 21 year old i also didn't understand the ones that James didn't get

  • @Unknownlore1
    @Unknownlore1 10 месяцев назад +3

    I currently deal with 2 gen alphas that are sadly my little siblings

  • @tabi122
    @tabi122 11 месяцев назад +2

    ironically, he was right - the "russian" song was actually german:
    "komm tanzen" "ich will nicht" = "come dance" "I don't want to"
    (I don't speak german, please correct me if that's wrong)

  • @Mr_Skt.
    @Mr_Skt. 11 месяцев назад +4

    Pookie needs to start looking for a retirement home

  • @izzies_Houseplants
    @izzies_Houseplants 11 месяцев назад +7

    Pookie never fails to make my day worse

  • @yayay983
    @yayay983 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am turning 12 soon and didn't understand these anymore than he did in fact less most of the time, but the skibiti toilet one that was on the thumbnail is a inside joke between me, my 7 year old brother, and my 19 and 21 year old cousins

  • @sillyguyLuzie
    @sillyguyLuzie 11 месяцев назад +3

    7:11 it‘s not russian, it‘s german. The meme just came from russia, but the language is german.

  • @stitchgor3
    @stitchgor3 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:24 I LOVE THUS VIDEO

  • @oglexx9436
    @oglexx9436 11 месяцев назад +1

    love uour vids man

  • @enszaiy6141
    @enszaiy6141 10 месяцев назад +1

    its gonna sound weird to say this to someone 10 years older than me but james im not gonna lie you actually look so good these past months you are glowing and shining and glittering and everything positive

  • @xak1al
    @xak1al 11 месяцев назад +5

    Imagine a kid saying their childhood was skibidi toilet

  • @pookielover1234
    @pookielover1234 10 месяцев назад

    7:21 everyone saying gyat to pookie wookie is so real

  • @sillyAggs
    @sillyAggs 11 месяцев назад +7

    Uh oh… James is getting old
    Please don’t leave us like all the other legendary RUclipsrs who thought they were old

  • @fury4128
    @fury4128 10 месяцев назад +1

    james i had 2 unskippable ads before this video

  • @ItsJustMe814
    @ItsJustMe814 11 месяцев назад +4

    YAAAYYY POOKIE POSTED

  • @kaycobb6092
    @kaycobb6092 10 месяцев назад +2

    someone PLEASE help me figure out what necklace he is wearing here i want oneeeee

  • @rat_teethhhh
    @rat_teethhhh 7 месяцев назад

    10:03 IM LOSING IT, THE AMOUNT OF FYODOR COMMENTS LMAOO

  • @wilthegoogoobie
    @wilthegoogoobie 6 месяцев назад

    2:08 KIRK NOOO (i love him sm)

  • @maggs-zo8um
    @maggs-zo8um 10 месяцев назад

    as a twelve year old, I’m so fucking confused like one minute in.

  • @wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.
    @wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd. 8 месяцев назад +1

    JAMES I FORGOT YOU EXISTED POOKIE 🫶😍

  • @stitchgor3
    @stitchgor3 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:04 JACK PICK UP THE PHONE (ref)

  • @Santa_L
    @Santa_L 11 месяцев назад

    6:19 my childhood type of brainrot 😭😭😭 because the other day I had to watch a video about skibidi toilets lore because i just cannot keep up with these kids

  • @syd_spk2329
    @syd_spk2329 11 месяцев назад +4

    James is lookin hella fresh 😮‍💨

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 10 месяцев назад +1

    Skibidi toilet genuinely rules btw, some of it's brainrot but most of the brainrot is on unofficial shit

  • @moon_sprout4525
    @moon_sprout4525 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m like one year from being Gen alpha and it scares me so much
    THEY THINK IM ONE OF THEM

  • @lauradrummond817
    @lauradrummond817 11 месяцев назад +2

    James will become the next phillza

  • @Marriot-simp
    @Marriot-simp 8 месяцев назад +1

    HELP I JUST SPILT BOILING WATER ON MY DADS TABLET I HOPE IT STILL WORKS 😭😭😭

  • @That0ne.we1rd0
    @That0ne.we1rd0 11 месяцев назад +3

    Pookie is just a boomer and wont admit it

  • @4meraldglass
    @4meraldglass 11 месяцев назад +1

    off topic but james’ outfit and hair are so cool in this video

  • @remybell8077
    @remybell8077 10 месяцев назад

    My 11 y/o sister keeps saying “don’t be mad at me, I’m just a …. Small bean 👉👈” yes with the fingers and yes unironically.

  • @greyscale26
    @greyscale26 11 месяцев назад +1

    just got canceled on by my friends but at least james is here to help me lose my brain cells

  • @carayoungman7870
    @carayoungman7870 11 месяцев назад

    James is the kind of person to paint his nails black and slay it all the time

  • @jammykick1
    @jammykick1 11 месяцев назад +2

    im 16 and dont understand these, i wouldn't worry

  • @salwsauce
    @salwsauce 11 месяцев назад

    i cried when he started talking about the rat not being me bro 😭😭

  • @molly-the-official4274
    @molly-the-official4274 10 месяцев назад

    1:26 average Dublin kid (i have that fucking trampoline help-)

  • @dorothyallspice1862
    @dorothyallspice1862 8 месяцев назад +1

    Gen Alpha content is fucking fever dream.

  • @Pansexual._.Dumbi._.
    @Pansexual._.Dumbi._. 11 месяцев назад +3

    My dance teacher is yelling at me for watching this.

  • @ilanaxo0
    @ilanaxo0 10 месяцев назад

    sir. sir. sir. sir. NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR IM BEGGING
    THE EDITS NEED IT JAMES THEY NEED IT

  • @rEd_PuNk
    @rEd_PuNk 9 месяцев назад +2

    James is turning into a boomer

  • @wikyoOFL
    @wikyoOFL 10 месяцев назад +1

    googled it but lowkey 12 year olds r still gen z💀
    pookie is right tho

  • @1tz._s3ana
    @1tz._s3ana 10 месяцев назад

    I had to do the gully gully ram San San thing for choir- like I had to sing that full song for the opening

  • @easilyanjka
    @easilyanjka 10 месяцев назад

    I’ll be honest, even as a 12 year old, I don’t understand any of this. Skibidi Toilet is beyond anything I or any of my friends can ever understand.

  • @ihate_thesmiths_
    @ihate_thesmiths_ 11 месяцев назад +14

    James never fails to make my day significantly worse 💞💞💞

  • @Lizzbizz15
    @Lizzbizz15 11 месяцев назад +3

    9:38 FOYODOR????? (i spelt that wrong but idc i dont even like him)

  • @friendndbenson
    @friendndbenson 11 месяцев назад +3

    james are you alright after this 😭😭

  • @babadilly
    @babadilly 11 месяцев назад +1

    This fit went crazy

  • @foxy9168
    @foxy9168 11 месяцев назад +1

    JAMES IVE MISSED YOUUUU

  • @Especiallyesme1029
    @Especiallyesme1029 11 месяцев назад +1

    I feel bad for the normal gen alphas also imagine being born 2010 you could be born as a gen z

  • @Fullmetalsilly
    @Fullmetalsilly 7 месяцев назад

    The less I know, the more peaceful I can live

  • @Marley_SmilesYT
    @Marley_SmilesYT 11 месяцев назад +1

    I got offended when I read the title but then realised I was 13 so we all good

  • @charliebrownismilliesbrother
    @charliebrownismilliesbrother 11 месяцев назад +4

    As a 12 year old I still don't understand half this shit (/j im not 12)

  • @NoodleSoup6
    @NoodleSoup6 11 месяцев назад

    OMG IM LOVING THE NAILS POOKIE ❤️💅

  • @Jellymerit
    @Jellymerit 11 месяцев назад +1

    im starting not to underatand the internet and im not even fifteen so i mean, you're good james.

  • @missypelling9366
    @missypelling9366 10 месяцев назад

    as a 12 year old i am offened by this

  • @rintafest
    @rintafest 10 месяцев назад +1

    as a 12 year old , I understood all of this and I’m not proud of it ☹️

  • @_-Spooky_Spider-_
    @_-Spooky_Spider-_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jokes on you im not 12 anymore, i turned thirteen 2 days ago. TO SLOW JAMES! EHEHHEEHHEE (:

  • @bigmight2358
    @bigmight2358 11 месяцев назад

    Clicked off when man started dissing my country
    Clicked back on when he complimented my country.
    I am simple man

  • @CharLikesFlowers
    @CharLikesFlowers 7 дней назад

    He’s on the list of alumni now 😭

  • @We.are.disappointments
    @We.are.disappointments 11 месяцев назад +2

    Its fine, James, I dont understand any of this shit either.

  • @desperadoolive
    @desperadoolive 11 месяцев назад

    James always has the best outifts

  • @sceridoski
    @sceridoski 10 месяцев назад

    STOP WHY IS EVERYONE 12 WHEN DID THE SAM AND COLBY 12 YR OLD FANDOM START WATCHING JAMES MARRIOTT😭😭

  • @oliviarose-oj5uo
    @oliviarose-oj5uo 11 месяцев назад

    james' fit is absolutely serving

  • @HomerSimpson_.
    @HomerSimpson_. 10 месяцев назад

    As a 12 year old i don’t understand either

  • @Foxy2000
    @Foxy2000 10 месяцев назад

    I was genuinely surprised when James said he was twenty six...

  • @lotusshakespeare3389
    @lotusshakespeare3389 11 месяцев назад

    James you’re 26 years old. If you really already don’t understand, that’s hilarious

  • @1nonlyelodie
    @1nonlyelodie 11 месяцев назад +1

    my dookie is becoming wrinkly

  • @Cowboy_Frog
    @Cowboy_Frog 11 месяцев назад

    Mindhunter is a fantastic show. I’m sad it got cancelled.

  • @ApolStarz
    @ApolStarz 11 месяцев назад

    I was there live, us yelling SCURVY constantly IS INFACT FUNNY. (We were told to by pookie bear)

  • @AnAverageHumanlol
    @AnAverageHumanlol 11 месяцев назад

    1:50 off topic but I have a coconut bowl with that emoji thing on cuz I thought it was funny. IT WAS £20.00.

  • @12bree4
    @12bree4 11 месяцев назад

    The first guy is literally my entire life.

  • @annavg7294
    @annavg7294 11 месяцев назад

    Another day another pain