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  • @dangmattsmith
    @dangmattsmith  3 года назад +836

    Can we please get 15K LIKES?! And comment what grade you're in :)

    • @Chromastic
      @Chromastic 3 года назад +22

      Yes

    • @sijik9472
      @sijik9472 3 года назад +21

      Yes sir

    • @Jaay-Tee
      @Jaay-Tee 3 года назад +18

      4Th now Loool

    • @jukz9684
      @jukz9684 3 года назад +19

      *To the Early Squad Reading This: sending Virtual hugs to everyone who needs it. Always stay safe read my name💅🏽*

    • @Chromastic
      @Chromastic 3 года назад +7

      First reply

  • @MikeyRenteria1YT
    @MikeyRenteria1YT 3 года назад +125

    DANGMATTSMITH MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂🤣

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад +2

      me to so?

    • @alinaruiz638
      @alinaruiz638 3 года назад +2

      Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

    • @alinaruiz638
      @alinaruiz638 3 года назад +1

      💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

    • @Rizzilante_Samurai
      @Rizzilante_Samurai 3 года назад +2

      trueeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @dazzzy
      @dazzzy 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @funniguy701
    @funniguy701 3 года назад +109

    Matt: I would like to speak to the manger
    McDonald’s be like: the manger machine is broke

    • @maidenly_knight77
      @maidenly_knight77 3 года назад +6

      Ok wait why do you even have a manager machine? And every time i go to McDonalds all of their machines are always broken. Does that only happen to me? 😂😂

    • @Busdriver2435_YT
      @Busdriver2435_YT 3 года назад +4

      @@maidenly_knight77 no in fact for me, it’s the exact opposite.

    • @daphne7248
      @daphne7248 3 года назад +2

      That is really funny 🤣😂

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад +2

      we heard the same

    • @J3nn13Sonn
      @J3nn13Sonn 3 года назад

      Yiu mean manager

  • @victornoket5333
    @victornoket5333 3 года назад +49

    MCDONALDS: EVERYTHING BROKE
    ME: HA JUST LIKE YOUR WALLET

    • @maidenly_knight77
      @maidenly_knight77 3 года назад +2

      Dude that is so me tho i spend all of my money on dumb crap 😂

    • @shurterabibi1353
      @shurterabibi1353 3 года назад +1

      Wallet machine broke

    • @bob7467
      @bob7467 3 года назад

      @@shurterabibi1353 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG IM DYINGGGGGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 3 года назад +1

      @@maidenly_knight77 spend it on something good like ps5

    • @maidenly_knight77
      @maidenly_knight77 3 года назад +1

      @@aidenemerson670 lol i have one 😂
      But I get ur point

  • @aponterichie619
    @aponterichie619 3 года назад +12

    Can we just take the time to realize what an awesome person dang Matt Smith is? He wants to make everybody smile and just him himself is the definition of amazing content. Keep making these awesome skits, you make everybody smile who watches your vids. :)

  • @johanking8379
    @johanking8379 3 года назад +176

    No one:
    Not even Dang Matt Smith:
    Bots:Be honest who else is a TRUE fan of Dang Matt Smith for over a month now

  • @jonesmike5584
    @jonesmike5584 3 года назад +31

    Lol I laughed a lot at this part : I like my woman just like my pizza 😂

  • @petree777
    @petree777 3 года назад +45

    Everything is always broken 💀😭😭😭

    • @connie_roy
      @connie_roy 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад

      ok

    • @how2drawdinosaurs715
      @how2drawdinosaurs715 3 года назад +1

      Well we cant fix them because the fixing machine broke

    • @petree777
      @petree777 3 года назад

      @@how2drawdinosaurs715 lmao damn yall need 2 get ur stuff together

    • @diowolf456
      @diowolf456 3 года назад +1

      @@petree777 the getting stuff together machine broke too 🙄

  • @stvrnis.obviii
    @stvrnis.obviii 3 года назад +15

    Dear Holy Jesus, Bless the Mac n cheese , and bless the fried chicken
    HAD ME ROLLING

  • @dianawright9854
    @dianawright9854 3 года назад +24

    Dangmattsmith: “can I speak to your manager?”
    McDonald’s guy: “Manager machine broke”
    0:40

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад

      all of us heard the same

    • @matthewratliff9519
      @matthewratliff9519 3 года назад

      That got me laughing so damn hard

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 3 года назад

      That's your only excuse to NOT get your manager

    • @miley972
      @miley972 3 года назад

      Mmmmmmmmmm To the best part is the most

  • @chivonnmiller687
    @chivonnmiller687 3 года назад +47

    who remembers when his channel was called dangmattsmith

  • @NotDingleXD
    @NotDingleXD 3 года назад +27

    OOOOH! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE A DANG MATH SMITH VIDEO!
    *youtube pops up "WHEN YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL!*
    YESSS! HE HEARD ME! HAHAA!

    • @SUBPLS707
      @SUBPLS707 3 года назад

      I can recall that

  • @baljeetreactz7155
    @baljeetreactz7155 3 года назад +7

    Matt if you're seeing this, I just wanna say that you don't gotta worry about views and shit. You got 12M subscribers you are so successful, don't let anyone tell u other wise. just keep making ur fun content cuz it rly makes me sad to see you want views, your content is great and we all love you, dont let views get you down ever.

  • @commonidiocy.
    @commonidiocy. 3 года назад +24

    I literally DIED when he said Manager machine machine broke🤣😭

  • @Ilikesk1ttlz
    @Ilikesk1ttlz 3 года назад +3

    3:46 when u try to arrest someone but they have no arms

  • @lemaga
    @lemaga 3 года назад +12

    Smith: let me speak to ur manager
    Sound: Manager machine broken
    Me: *DIES OF LAUGH*

  • @gamingExpeditio
    @gamingExpeditio 3 года назад +37

    Matt: when your assignment is due at 12 O’clock and you have 1 minute to finish it.
    Me: totally understandable also I’m in 11th grade

  • @jjfire8052
    @jjfire8052 3 года назад +17

    No one not a single soul:
    McDonald’s: ice cream machine broke water machine broke cheese burger machine broke chicken nuggets machine broke manager machine broke.

    • @diowolf456
      @diowolf456 3 года назад +1

      If they make burgers from machinery im never eating there again

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад +1

      #trynabefunny

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад +1

      plus u forgot chicken nuggets, seriously this comment makes no sense.

    • @hezyx
      @hezyx 3 года назад

      @@-Nxght- it does

  • @officialANB
    @officialANB 3 года назад +3

    0:49 you should have been like YO CAN I POOP IN PEACE GOSH DANG

  • @YNS_MYKE
    @YNS_MYKE 3 года назад +4

    Been a fan for a few years and I really like the new content. Keep up the good work, DangMattSmith! 🤗

  • @FBI-xc9xn
    @FBI-xc9xn 3 года назад +12

    Matt:posts a vid.
    Me:ahh yes Im first
    Also me:refreshes FUC-

  • @matthewratliff9519
    @matthewratliff9519 3 года назад +7

    "Can I get a large fry?"
    Mcdonald's worker: "Fry machine broke."

  • @jukz9684
    @jukz9684 3 года назад +36

    *To the Early Squad Reading This: sending Virtual hugs to everyone who needs it. Always stay safe read my name💅🏽*

  • @Lathen_
    @Lathen_ 3 года назад +3

    The grace one though 😂
    “Turn my water into wine, cuz I am trying to get drunk.”

  • @janellerod4865
    @janellerod4865 3 года назад +4

    The ad before this was Matt Smith talking about his holiday giveaway🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chromastic
    @Chromastic 3 года назад +157

    To the person reading this: Your awesome and stay safe

  • @derya111
    @derya111 3 года назад +24

    how were there 42 comments when I DIDENT EVEN GET THE NOTIFICATION

    • @-Nxght-
      @-Nxght- 3 года назад

      idk? How?

  • @dominicpenalosa5277
    @dominicpenalosa5277 3 года назад +12

    her"my names kelly"
    matt"your names kevin?'

  • @SnowSoba
    @SnowSoba 3 года назад +5

    McDonalds Worker: Manager machine broke.
    Me: Well that’s nice.

  • @Star_ander
    @Star_ander 3 года назад +3

    I loved this! I was crying 😂

  • @durpybird3172
    @durpybird3172 3 года назад +34

    To whoever’s reading this have a good daayy XD

  • @HeroxQT
    @HeroxQT 3 года назад +6

    Who ever is reading this God bless you and your family.💙🙏

  • @REALANTIX
    @REALANTIX 3 года назад +4

    ''The whole house gone fell the wrath of GAWD'' LOL

  • @daishacurtis97
    @daishacurtis97 3 года назад +2

    The last one about grace had me dying🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @rueip8416
    @rueip8416 3 года назад +1

    4:52 was just WOW

  • @liyahbrooks4337
    @liyahbrooks4337 3 года назад +15

    Omg I’m so early this was posted 25 seconds ago lmao

  • @kaheil5106
    @kaheil5106 3 года назад +4

    “Manager machine broke” 😂 lmao

  • @alina4370
    @alina4370 3 года назад +36

    If I was on the first one I would just say *I'M GOING TO BURGER KING*

  • @beatrizlema4336
    @beatrizlema4336 3 года назад +1

    If only the public bathrooms where that clean tbh have a good weekend everyone

  • @goosey7318
    @goosey7318 3 года назад +2

    0:41 "Manager machine broke"

  • @ieshiastokes3575
    @ieshiastokes3575 3 года назад +8

    also the one with stores tho they be asking "do you wanna donate to the st jude hospital it only a dollar" me no no pls

  • @lrfcarreviews2570
    @lrfcarreviews2570 3 года назад +6

    Pulling up to McDonald’s in a Ferrari.

  • @plutosunion5307
    @plutosunion5307 3 года назад +5

    No one:
    Dang matt smithh: heyy, look at my two inch thick computor

  • @sup624
    @sup624 3 года назад +1

    Manager Machine Broke
    IM DEAD! 🤣🤣

  • @makhiladoesthings
    @makhiladoesthings 3 года назад +2

    I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH ANXIETY I GOT FROM THE THUMBNAIL?!?!? DJGHGKYDYSJOHP

  • @HauntinMatthew1969
    @HauntinMatthew1969 3 года назад +5

    “Hi welcome to McDonalds how May I help you”
    I would like a meet and greet ticket for dang Matt smith. Tal Fishman, Adi Fishman, Azzyland, and SSSniperWolf.

  • @marshalldennison6358
    @marshalldennison6358 3 года назад +3

    Everyone: Dangmattsmith: bless the Mac and cheese ye and I hope it tastes good

  • @ST.a_VR
    @ST.a_VR 3 года назад +2

    memes that i like to watch at 3am 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @PlayBoiFarti55
    @PlayBoiFarti55 3 года назад

    Let’s get Matt to 15,000,000 subs by April!!!!

  • @Gmodmemes_SB8791
    @Gmodmemes_SB8791 3 года назад

    3:23”what your gonna pay your bills with 7cents?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwin9802
    @edwin9802 3 года назад +3

    POV: you click on the video and go straight to comments

    • @raveshiajohnson7160
      @raveshiajohnson7160 3 года назад

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

    • @edwin9802
      @edwin9802 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @CodeNameDark
    @CodeNameDark 3 года назад +5

    The hell

  • @Carinab3lla15
    @Carinab3lla15 3 года назад +1

    When he said manager machine broke I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

  • @anna_thunderdragon9900
    @anna_thunderdragon9900 3 года назад

    Man, this skit was too short! Or maybe I was just enjoying this a little too much. I'm in grade eight and I just started watching his channel during quarantine. Everyone who's reading this, remember don't be discourteous to the one's around you and stay safe.

  • @Bakedevil007Music
    @Bakedevil007Music 3 года назад +5

    Getting famous off of comments day 56 so I can live the dream of becoming a big youtuber, Live Life to the fullest!

  • @susu646
    @susu646 3 года назад +5

    1st

  • @alhadjjtoure7582
    @alhadjjtoure7582 3 года назад +1

    When he said grace...... I lost it 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @chrisnevis9217
    @chrisnevis9217 3 года назад +1

    I have been watching dangmatt vdos for 2 years...I'm a true fan of his....🤗🤗🤗

  • @justjackh
    @justjackh 3 года назад +1

    5:56 **robot voice** Dad Mode Activated

  • @crazylemon8749
    @crazylemon8749 3 года назад +1

    I really love these new videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thesprinter1884
    @Thesprinter1884 3 года назад +1

    i REALLY liked the last video. if he made videos like that he would be in my top 5 youtubers

  • @deepabinu7975
    @deepabinu7975 3 года назад

    Man the skits are amazing I love them soooo much

  • @sennahiasimeon6640
    @sennahiasimeon6640 3 года назад +1

    When he was like manager machine broke I die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @emberjaaas
    @emberjaaas 3 года назад +1

    That last meme was freaking 👍👍

  • @pearlsbunny
    @pearlsbunny 2 года назад +1

    2:45 omg omg so funny

  • @progamingvloggerallison535
    @progamingvloggerallison535 3 года назад +1

    Manager machine broke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LxzerPlayz
    @LxzerPlayz 3 года назад +2

    8:54 "Get That Outta Here" pls give me shoutout

  • @Bacon_Matt
    @Bacon_Matt 3 года назад

    The grace part almost made me die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DoubleEditzz
    @DoubleEditzz 3 года назад

    The Manager Machine broke lol 😂 it had me dying

  • @thestitch5720
    @thestitch5720 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for another amazing video Matt!!❤❤

  • @bellahaileycart
    @bellahaileycart 3 года назад +1

    Lol everything broke poor dang Matt smith he got nothing!🥺😂

  • @Underafunralmoon
    @Underafunralmoon 3 года назад +1

    I like these better than the reaction vids!

  • @randomrooster8859
    @randomrooster8859 3 года назад +1

    That’s one fancy public bathroom lol

  • @browniefudge5792
    @browniefudge5792 3 года назад

    Bro dangmattsmith makes peoples day from the ground to Jupiter

  • @rickeygamingchannel3828
    @rickeygamingchannel3828 3 года назад

    3:46 When the cop robbed the bank but blames YOU

  • @TheShawAviation
    @TheShawAviation 3 года назад

    6:00 had me laughing for 6 minutes

  • @toniabolarin8821
    @toniabolarin8821 3 года назад +1

    McDonald meme made me laugh so hard I started coughing like crazy 🤧🤧🤧😹

  • @thuomongati7215
    @thuomongati7215 3 года назад

    Dang Matt Smith makes me laugh like I am going to explode

  • @jstnYT
    @jstnYT 3 года назад +1

    DangMattSmith: “Can we please get 15k LIKES?!”
    McDonald’s reading this: Sry like machine broke

  • @uniixcorn9239
    @uniixcorn9239 3 года назад +1

    the most funniest part was 7:20 😂😂😂

  • @mrpandamusic948
    @mrpandamusic948 3 года назад +1

    The guy with no hands 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TrollgeSerieschannels
    @TrollgeSerieschannels 3 года назад +1

    Dang, Matt is roasting McDonald on 0:35

  • @epicbvb9073
    @epicbvb9073 3 года назад

    Manager machine broke🤣🤣🤣 0:38

  • @wolfgirl2193
    @wolfgirl2193 3 года назад +2

    Dang Matt Smith: let me talk to the manager
    Matt speaker: manager machine broke
    Me: 🤣

  • @jennyb.vibezcorner1931
    @jennyb.vibezcorner1931 3 года назад +1

    I love your videos 😍

  • @KevinCaudle-vh8qj
    @KevinCaudle-vh8qj 5 часов назад

    6:18 Was A Key And Peele Reference 😂

  • @xxslasherxy3490
    @xxslasherxy3490 3 года назад

    love you dangmattsmith your awesome

  • @OofyHeadYT
    @OofyHeadYT 3 года назад

    Dang: Let me speak to your manager.
    Employee: manager machine broke.
    Me: ROASTED

  • @whitecat2639
    @whitecat2639 3 года назад

    Love the skit bro!

  • @kittenvibes4ever981
    @kittenvibes4ever981 3 года назад

    Manager machine broke "
    😂😂😂Im sorry you had me laughing hard😂

  • @JustanotherNPC8454
    @JustanotherNPC8454 3 года назад

    0:37
    it’d be funny if this happened
    Matt: “Well what isn’t broken!”
    McDonalds guy: “AC ain’t broke”
    Kinda like captain america the winter soldier

  • @leanthe1
    @leanthe1 3 года назад

    1:30 the clutch 🤣

  • @chirone_
    @chirone_ 3 года назад

    Public bathroom one is so true 😂

  • @munibaabdul2533
    @munibaabdul2533 3 года назад

    ❤Dangmattsmith i absolutely love all of your videos! Long live Matt!❤

  • @Alex-yw8jj
    @Alex-yw8jj 3 года назад

    Please do anotherone I loved it

  • @TediousMilkshake
    @TediousMilkshake 3 года назад

    Omg, this vid is so funny! I love your skit videos!

  • @chipperdipper901
    @chipperdipper901 3 года назад +1

    Lol I love this it’s soo good

  • @jadeangelofficial3096
    @jadeangelofficial3096 3 года назад

    The way he is literally blessed the food lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MurderMind59
    @MurderMind59 3 года назад

    Dangmattsmith:Can I Talk To Your Manager McDonald's:Manager Machine Is Broken

  • @haydeelee6377
    @haydeelee6377 3 года назад +1

    Matt: can I speak to your manager McDonald's guy: manager machine broke.

    • @haydeelee6377
      @haydeelee6377 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @haydeelee6377
      @haydeelee6377 3 года назад

      If somebody has no arm that means they have to use their feet as hands