I am a school bus for leeches

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Elle...
    @Elle... Год назад +2599

    Man, Mia is so nice to bring all three of her triplet-husbands into the forest to throw rocks together. We should all be more like Mia :)

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming Год назад

      Mia only did it to get dicked down by natives ;)

    • @rnglillian8081
      @rnglillian8081 Год назад +189

      Mia sure does have a thing for himbos

    • @Magnus3144
      @Magnus3144 Год назад +146

      @tnto maybe you would have 3 husbands if you were more like Mia

    • @CaIypso5150
      @CaIypso5150 Год назад +100

      @tnto Yeah I'm not getting Mia vibes from you

    • @TheLateLordKardok
      @TheLateLordKardok Год назад +26

      MIA, THE DEATHBED COMPANION!

  • @renkuroo
    @renkuroo Год назад +1038

    It's even funnier when I haven't seen anyone else get this far in the game, THEYRE LITERALLY SABOTAGING THEMSELVES ON EVERY STEP

    • @ItzDrewski
      @ItzDrewski Год назад +9

      Them or everyone else

    • @mlgdoge12343
      @mlgdoge12343 Год назад +1

      Monkey together strong

    • @redtuna6289
      @redtuna6289 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@ItzDrewskiI know it's been over a year but I think renkuroo is referring to the group

  • @1upbros.244
    @1upbros.244 Год назад +1804

    I just love them acting like incompetent dudebros for 25 minutes

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens Год назад +158

      Acting?

    • @eds1057
      @eds1057 Год назад +62

      Their inner frat bros became unleashed in the forest. Only took a 100 foot drop.

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 Год назад +35

      "Guys! Look a big STOOONE!"

    • @icyphoenix2401
      @icyphoenix2401 Год назад +25

      the actual stream was like that constantly for i think 4 hours

    • @BluEyesGamer
      @BluEyesGamer Год назад +3

      Dawg they're all acting like 4th graders 💀

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild Год назад +220

    6:32 "C'mon Darrel, I know it's passed your nap time but try to hang on a little longer." immediately dies

  • @okami6399
    @okami6399 Год назад +1371

    I wouldn’t mind a jungle survival/horror movie but the protagonists are three people who are equally clueless and upbeat.
    “I think the leech burrowed! Look!”
    “Cool!”

    • @Xenephos
      @Xenephos Год назад +43

      I’d watch it

    • @OceanCat
      @OceanCat Год назад +50

      Bill & Ted energy

  • @rando5708
    @rando5708 Год назад +234

    I cannot stop laughing at "Im going to name this mushroom after me" and then naming it the genius musheroom

  • @alexs.7956
    @alexs.7956 Год назад +172

    "Now we have to make a court of law!"
    "Damn guys, I'm sorry for inventing crime..."
    LMFAO

  • @captainforrix956
    @captainforrix956 Год назад +254

    15:35 Criken sounding very sure of himself, then followed within a literal second later he starts screaming in pain. Had me wheezing

  • @cherry-yi4uq
    @cherry-yi4uq Год назад +353

    this whole stream had me cracking up, i loved the himbo personas lmao

  • @mushr--m
    @mushr--m Год назад +1240

    it's so nice to know that even leeches have access to public transportation

    • @smolbirb4
      @smolbirb4 Год назад +36

      Mainly bc they’re not from the us

    • @RalseiGaming
      @RalseiGaming Год назад +2

      hugh

    • @rrathore98
      @rrathore98 Год назад

      @@smolbirb4 There are leeches in the United States. They are called Politicians. They have been leeching off of the Public for decades. Taxing the people and leeching our hard earned money away from us.

    • @rrathore98
      @rrathore98 Год назад

      @@smolbirb4 Also, are you a U.S. citizen? Because I see leeches hanging onto your feathers. 🪶

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Год назад +4

      meanwhile in america we dont even know what a "public transport" is

  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 Год назад +113

    i love how they all have the objective find help but act like everything is fine
    like they dont want admit a sign of weakness while their bros are around

  • @ezoni8438
    @ezoni8438 Год назад +355

    the fact that mia doesnt exist makes their conversations directed toward mia even more funny

    • @elwiwi4638
      @elwiwi4638 Год назад +139

      one of them lied about having a long-distance gf in a different school and they were like "Oh man i want a girlfriend too" so they all started lying about being with mia

    • @ezoni8438
      @ezoni8438 Год назад +104

      @@elwiwi4638 in the game's lore, the mia you talk to is just a hallucination cuz the real mia has turbo cancer and dies :)

    • @elwiwi4638
      @elwiwi4638 Год назад +11

      @@ezoni8438 in this house

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Год назад

      ​​@@ezoni8438 and to think the cure to mega poison is to feed on a TREE FROG
      Specifically medicine made from POISONOUS tree frogs
      Cuz that stops turbocancer lol

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 Год назад +1

      Lmao

  • @AppsnGrapps
    @AppsnGrapps Год назад +67

    They were really teetering between the line of stupid dude bro and literal children in this one. Excellent work.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Год назад +99

    criken saying why are you stabbing me and then falling over dead when he turned around was genuinely scary

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata Год назад +123

    i love the play of this just being like. 3 suburban polyamorous husbands to Mia who have never seen a tree before

  • @LiamMonteyrie01
    @LiamMonteyrie01 Год назад +106

    The Amazon rainforest has lacked quality public transportation for a while now. I'm glad that you've stepped in to solve this issue by becoming a flesh bus.

  • @FemaleAnimeMaster
    @FemaleAnimeMaster Год назад +30

    Green Hell is amazing for it's remarkable representation, showing bros with narcolepsy can be survivalists too.

  • @oliviatilleman8055
    @oliviatilleman8055 8 месяцев назад +13

    18:09 wobo touched the cane toad, started tripping balls, and died

  • @justgo_with_itdear
    @justgo_with_itdear Год назад +47

    Love when Charborg said “It’s leech time.” sent chills down my fishy spine

  • @notthebeastinus2786
    @notthebeastinus2786 Год назад +43

    The sounds of them having a stroke as soon as they pass out is golden

  • @miransagn1577
    @miransagn1577 Год назад +421

    When you put all of their braincells together they make one person

  • @Lukekindaweird
    @Lukekindaweird Год назад +72

    This game's story is extremely sad and it just makes this so much funnier 💀

  • @TheMaritimeHorror
    @TheMaritimeHorror Год назад +27

    Three dudes using “weaponized incompetence” in their own survival.

  • @deciwashere8979
    @deciwashere8979 Год назад +437

    As a leech, I can confirm that you are a perfect bus

  • @s3dchr
    @s3dchr Год назад +32

    Criken's voice sounds deeper than usual in this, did he JUST hit puberty? I wouldn't be surprised tbh.

  • @jordanksbud6460
    @jordanksbud6460 Год назад +53

    when the wives are away, the boys will play.... patty cake!

  • @snowthesmith
    @snowthesmith Год назад +18

    Funniest part is for some reason I assumed all three was talking to a friend called Mia who knew how to play the game, knowing the truth makes it just as funny but less context XD

  • @GuessedV
    @GuessedV Год назад +83

    Charborg with the chat in the arm it's so beautiful and exciting

  • @saffronvars9691
    @saffronvars9691 3 месяца назад +3

    This felt like watching an AU of Zoolander where all the male models survived but crash landed on this abandoned island and now have to somehow combine all of their accumulated male model knowledge to rebuild society

  • @dubblejumpchump
    @dubblejumpchump Год назад +64

    Funny story Charborg the first time I played Green hell I was tripping on shrooms with my friends who were also playing it and I completely lost my s*** in a fit of giggles the minute I saw how my character swung his axe 🤣

  • @TheMaritimeHorror
    @TheMaritimeHorror Год назад +31

    For me, the ad break was a gym bro talking about supplements and I thought it was just part of the video for like 30 seconds.

  • @shbduukuynostradomus5509
    @shbduukuynostradomus5509 Год назад +34

    Next thing you know Criken is gonna start calling the leeches "chat".

  • @babeysheep
    @babeysheep Год назад +31

    I love the fact that they all have the 'find help' objective, the game knows they can't help each other 💀

  • @zebra486
    @zebra486 3 месяца назад +2

    ik this video is over a year old but wobo's laugh is like the BEST thing ever. 10/10

  • @battenburg6089
    @battenburg6089 Год назад +10

    felt like they were all just drunk and it made it even funnier

  • @davisjames8484
    @davisjames8484 Год назад +8

    As he's falling off a cliff: "ahhhhhhhh!"
    His friend: "where ya goin?"

  • @Slipperslider
    @Slipperslider Год назад +5

    14:55 the most funniest part in this video

  • @nomshark7241
    @nomshark7241 Год назад +8

    18:00 i almost died of laughter when i saw this part on stream

  • @bigboopus5059
    @bigboopus5059 Год назад +3

    9:20 Something about this got me good.

  • @biggestbirdsbiggestprophet3188
    @biggestbirdsbiggestprophet3188 Год назад +11

    this is what Lord of the Flies should've been

  • @Kaff_Kesk
    @Kaff_Kesk Год назад +6

    It's cool to see your videos getting even better. Keep it up! This was hilarious.
    Escapism is my crack.

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 Год назад +5

    3 dudes just happily dying in the jungle while going “woah a rock!”

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Год назад +23

    its so nice for charborg to bring fleas to their destination, oh wait...
    he doesnt have any hair! what are those fleas supposed to cling onto?
    ...dont answer that

  • @jammygamer8961
    @jammygamer8961 Год назад +3

    16:26 "Oh look its pikachu"
    *Smashes it

  • @midokotwow
    @midokotwow 8 месяцев назад +3

    Charborg needs to revisit this, in vr, wiith an AI Mia. It would be amazing.

  • @Elle...
    @Elle... Год назад +9

    “Miaaaaaaa I just ate a leech and now my tummy hurts :(((“

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut Год назад +3

    "You were screaming like there was a yag-war." 15:49

  • @agnieszkabirbicz3620
    @agnieszkabirbicz3620 Год назад +8

    I am dangerously addicted to cocaine

  • @Red-jl1qr
    @Red-jl1qr Год назад +3

    When he said "hello mia" I expected chat to answer back

  • @twiggy1253
    @twiggy1253 Год назад +7

    This should be a series lmao

  • @audunms4780
    @audunms4780 Год назад +74

    I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

    • @user-Ityrirz
      @user-Ityrirz Год назад +13

      I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

    • @zakai-kaz
      @zakai-kaz Год назад +9

      I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

    • @irishmx8251
      @irishmx8251 Год назад +8

      I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

    • @mochi_munch
      @mochi_munch Год назад +7

      I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Год назад +5

      I looooove leatches, they are SOOOOO CUTE!

  • @Sum_equals_1
    @Sum_equals_1 Год назад +2

    22:08 Love his frampt impression

  • @jaedeneb
    @jaedeneb Год назад +51

    god sick vlog guys i hope one day i can become a leech bus like you guys 🙏 so inspiring 🙏

  • @Ventorath
    @Ventorath Год назад +3

    What a good title for a video. Like, regardless of anything else. It makes me happy.

  • @lonetile
    @lonetile Год назад +4

    The adventures of Brian, Brody, and Darrell, ft. Ben Adryl

  • @flockfighter
    @flockfighter Год назад +4

    The perfect example of “boys will be boys”

  • @darkgreenjimmy8470
    @darkgreenjimmy8470 Год назад +8

    This was so funny, laughed my ass off
    Do more green hell with the bro's

  • @hush6149
    @hush6149 Год назад +2

    Three idiots try to survive a literal jungle, but the real danger is themselves…

  • @fishywshywell_22019
    @fishywshywell_22019 Год назад +4

    its like three derek zoolanders trying to survive

  • @stache_
    @stache_ Год назад +5

    I've been wanting a full version (or loop) of the outro song for such a long time! I imagine it's something Charborg made himself, but if anyone knows if that exists online already, please point me in the right direction

    • @stache_
      @stache_ Год назад +9

      Oh snap, I just found his music channel Charbeats. Holy shit I had no idea this existed. I'm in heaven

    • @bobjonesisthebestastro
      @bobjonesisthebestastro Год назад +2

      northeast

  • @jooonnnaaaa
    @jooonnnaaaa Год назад +18

    This stream was so fucking funny

  • @spooderdude5949
    @spooderdude5949 Год назад +8

    Mia dropped y'all off while she gets the divorce papers ready.

  • @Drew-mp5re
    @Drew-mp5re Год назад +1

    At 23:30, charborg calls himself a genius and then fails to spell mushroom

  • @ridleythestrange
    @ridleythestrange Год назад +15

    Fitting that you are a school bus because I watch your streams only to BACKSEAT

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 Год назад +4

      *user was timed out*

  • @senorpotato4399
    @senorpotato4399 Год назад +11

    So happy chrbg played this game it’s so good

  • @tomasblazek6687
    @tomasblazek6687 Год назад +1

    "MIA, HELP.. BRYAN IS TRYING TO EAT ME" "You've been gone for two hours"

  • @The_Velum
    @The_Velum Год назад +1

    Imo my favorite part was Charborg trying to start a fire when he was out of energy.

  • @RalseiGaming
    @RalseiGaming Год назад +3

    please more of this
    this is great

  • @lcasbdr254
    @lcasbdr254 Год назад +2

    its so nice how he ate a mushroom and named it the genius

  • @emitenleo
    @emitenleo Год назад

    the noise they made when they passed out had me in tears and laughing so loud at 3 am lol

  • @K0IBEE
    @K0IBEE Год назад +1

    “green hole in my leg” bro i think thats anthrax 😔

  • @addie1080
    @addie1080 Год назад +1

    when he said 'uhhhhhhhgh' I really felt that

  • @Knaifuwaifulaifu
    @Knaifuwaifulaifu Год назад +2

    This video is just 3 grown men giggling

  • @connor3284
    @connor3284 Год назад +12

    This game really makes you *feel* like an incompetent and dumb urbanite dropped suddenly into a tropical rainforest.

  • @BMacbeast
    @BMacbeast Год назад +1

    I've never laughed this hard in my life, holy hell it should be illegal..

  • @foncess
    @foncess Год назад +1

    I didn't realize the whispers were in game and I got really freaked out at first

  • @aisushitai2680
    @aisushitai2680 Год назад +1

    "This place is paradise (: "
    "WOAH ANOTHER BULTURE"

  • @breadbox7278
    @breadbox7278 Год назад +1

    Man, lord of the flies still holds true

  • @mishelleyamata8662
    @mishelleyamata8662 Год назад

    the runescape music makes this literally amazing to watch LMAO

  • @cryptidmilk4074
    @cryptidmilk4074 Год назад +2

    This channel is so good, I wish I could subscribe twice 🥴

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 Год назад +4

    Laughed so hard my dogs were all excited thinking everything is about them lol

  • @saltorbe3542
    @saltorbe3542 Год назад +1

    The mushroom should be called “Carbborg”

  • @Chilloutlilbro
    @Chilloutlilbro Год назад +1

    Fun fact : wobo is Jim the mall cop/veteran of the mall wars

  • @_Eric._
    @_Eric._ Год назад +3

    Their laughs are so childish 🤣

  • @theamericanwaffle9839
    @theamericanwaffle9839 Год назад +7

    Always good to see a chrbrg upload when I get home from school

  • @wop4503
    @wop4503 Год назад +1

    this would be a perfect tv series

  • @thegoose8670
    @thegoose8670 Год назад +3

    LEECH MOMENT, new update to green hell = epic

  • @qwqk0xkx
    @qwqk0xkx Год назад +2

    My god this shit has me rolling

  • @Vhargon
    @Vhargon 4 месяца назад

    The first two seconds of this video, I thought it was about to launch into "I Gotta Feeling".

  • @calebrowe5472
    @calebrowe5472 Год назад

    Surfer bro rp might just be my favorite, if only we could get bros in lethal company.

  • @SloppyCheesey
    @SloppyCheesey Год назад

    "hit me as fast as you can" 🤣

  • @RANDOM_GUY_3
    @RANDOM_GUY_3 Год назад +1

    I got the vr version of this motion sickness go crazy

  • @Not_honest_enough
    @Not_honest_enough Год назад +1

    This is just 3 guys finding out nature

  • @punkachuros
    @punkachuros Год назад +5

    Charborg playing my favorite survival game ? Could not ask for better !

    • @ChemTheCourier
      @ChemTheCourier Год назад

      What game is this? It reminds me of the forest but tropical

    • @punkachuros
      @punkachuros Год назад

      @@ChemTheCourier it's called Green Hell

  • @NicuMapping
    @NicuMapping Год назад

    23:36 He knows his surroundings now!

  • @beefanman
    @beefanman Год назад +1

    Fun fact: There is also a VR version of this game

  • @ThadCastled117
    @ThadCastled117 Год назад +1

    One of the best videos yet.

  • @monotonexylophone1623
    @monotonexylophone1623 Год назад +345

    God I love the feeling of my blood being sucked out of my body like im a caprisun

    • @obamium1863
      @obamium1863 Год назад +11

      ??????????????

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone Год назад +1

      ☑️

    • @connor3284
      @connor3284 Год назад +25

      Please keep your kinks to yourself.

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Год назад

      I saw who you were subbed to and since we have similar taste, I think you'll find General Sam super funny.

    • @emmadilemma4517
      @emmadilemma4517 Год назад +29

      me trying to bait a vampire

  • @bacchusgodofwine4809
    @bacchusgodofwine4809 5 месяцев назад

    Bro are you taking a nap, or is this against your will 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @100Darkspine
    @100Darkspine Год назад

    I love the Runescape music playing in the background