Bernard's War (Victoria 2 Stories) 1/3

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 270

  • @lowtierwaifu
    @lowtierwaifu 4 года назад +713

    Bernard is a hero, stopping Austrian aggression when the world turned a blind eye.

    • @srebnywilczek7723
      @srebnywilczek7723 4 года назад +84

      When Austria tries to kill French sphere country and Turks want to prevent that, but France stands together with Austria. Big brain 300IQ moves.

    • @ruttedmammal4255
      @ruttedmammal4255 3 года назад +8

      @@srebnywilczek7723 France would’ve won if he encircled their navy

  • @TIMMEME
    @TIMMEME 4 года назад +404

    Honestly Bernard saved me (Italy) when no one else would

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 4 года назад +542

    "Sir, why has our corps not moved out of Memel?"
    "Because the General Staff is out of sync."

  • @ykakutani
    @ykakutani 4 года назад +577

    Russian guy playing as the Tsardom: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 года назад +20

      Actually
      Unbalenced
      It should be a little russian/ukrainian playing russia to ballance out its massive size.

    • @dankopatrik5579
      @dankopatrik5579 4 года назад +7

      @@Newbmann Man, he can be small. Who knows.

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 года назад +5

      @@dankopatrik5579 little russian means ukrainian.

    • @dankopatrik5579
      @dankopatrik5579 4 года назад +1

      @@Newbmann Oh, I thought a little russian or a little ukrainian should play Russia

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 4 года назад +13

      @@dankopatrik5579 Great idea, we should let manlets play Russia too
      #manletequality #biggers

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 4 года назад +593

    I think the Russia player has the most Russian accent I've ever heard. Like this is what you hear when you think "Russian Accent"

  • @katerinafitzridley3992
    @katerinafitzridley3992 4 года назад +381

    The question is not "Who is Bernard"
    Its "Why did you voluntarily decide to play as Belgium..."

    • @elendil6144
      @elendil6144 4 года назад +24

      The fries and beer baited him into Belgium

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +149

      To become a great power

    • @TheTfrules
      @TheTfrules 4 года назад +4

      In which case, success

    • @polishmapper9626
      @polishmapper9626 4 года назад +11

      Bernard is a legendary figure in the vic2 community at the same level as Duty Manager

    • @Gardstyle35
      @Gardstyle35 4 года назад +5

      @@SpudgunOfficial but why not the netherlands instead?

  • @darthplayer5333
    @darthplayer5333 4 года назад +157

    Clear Wargoals: Nope
    Strategic Cohesion and Offensives betwen allies: None
    Good Comunication: Joke
    Salt: Mountain of Olympus
    Czar crying loud as a good MG42: Perfecto
    I really cant see a more realistic and detailed 1800 Europe than this, seriously.

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 4 года назад +125

    Austrian troops: loses battle.
    Austrian troops: "And I would walk 500 miles and I would 500 more"

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 4 года назад +144

    multi-province retreats are great i was losing a war in the americas and i retreated from the Yucatan Peninsula to Alaska, and then I lost that fight too, so then I retreated back to the Yucatan, where I had just landed some more men

  • @thatguy6919
    @thatguy6919 4 года назад +124

    The angry Russian guy is my new favorite, he matches Bad Frank for brutish gravitas

  • @dionysos739
    @dionysos739 4 года назад +140

    "I think I saw you get the gold medal in throwing" XD

    • @GeorgeDenis.
      @GeorgeDenis. 4 года назад +2

      Φίλε παίζεις Βικτόρια 2;

  • @banepo4
    @banepo4 4 года назад +210

    Austrian troops cosplaying the Czechoslovak Legion

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +49

      just wait to the end of the video

    • @banepo4
      @banepo4 4 года назад +49

      ​@@SpudgunOfficial I'm sorry for being too impatient, Spudgun-sama.

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +65

      Good thing I'm not the only one who thought of the Czech legion when i saw this retreat

    • @quonton3928
      @quonton3928 4 года назад +13

      @@SpudgunOfficial What I want to know is if those troops actually were czech

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +14

      Some of them. Not very many, but some

  • @brantleylong2880
    @brantleylong2880 4 года назад +100

    Please more with this game i cant get enough of the russian guy screaming at prussia

  • @JohnnyCash101
    @JohnnyCash101 4 года назад +122

    As the Switzerland player, I'm really disappointed that you didn't mention how I did amazing and emerged as a great power shortly after

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +78

      I didn't happen to catch any of it from my point of view

  • @LotusVoiceActing
    @LotusVoiceActing 4 года назад +92

    guys, i was out of sync so hard in that game, that i went back in sync for like one rehost, then back out again.

    • @bcvetkov8534
      @bcvetkov8534 4 года назад +30

      It's okay as long as you occupy Saxony. 😂🤘

    • @pja6476
      @pja6476 2 года назад

      aren't you the same guy that decided to invade Russia as China and lose half of your population because of if lol?

  • @christophernoga9353
    @christophernoga9353 4 года назад +63

    When I saw the sides I figured this was going to be a one sided war but boy I was not expecting that level of Prussian incompetence

    • @destrucktoid7569
      @destrucktoid7569 4 года назад +13

      being out of sync is one hell of a drug, can make the best player in the world into the worst at times

  • @loge7358
    @loge7358 4 года назад +56

    That Russia was hilarious.

  • @AtomicSpeedFT
    @AtomicSpeedFT 4 года назад +166

    Prussia really should’ve been playing a small nation, like Belgium or Serbia

    • @LotusVoiceActing
      @LotusVoiceActing 4 года назад +16

      it was a bobo game, and they put one of the best offensive players against me on france

    • @katerinafitzridley3992
      @katerinafitzridley3992 4 года назад +54

      @@LotusVoiceActing The Chad OOS Lord vs Virgin Offensive Mastermind.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 9 месяцев назад

      You literally micro'd nothing.

  • @captainj6475
    @captainj6475 4 года назад +90

    *me listening to the Russian guy yelling*
    I like your funny words magic man

  • @LawWonGaming
    @LawWonGaming 4 года назад +34

    When Bad Frank's on your side, you may win or you may lose, but either way it's gonna be a wild ride.

  • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
    @SSFhighcommandJOHN 4 года назад +36

    I absolutely love that Russian player. He's a treat every time he appears.

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 2 года назад +9

    Every one of BadFrank's lines is pure gold. I could listen to this man's insults for hours.

  • @KennehTheGamer
    @KennehTheGamer 4 года назад +125

    Never been this early before, cant wait for ARCADIA!

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +47

      Read the updates

    • @tarekm9110
      @tarekm9110 4 года назад +2

      Looool

    • @banepo4
      @banepo4 4 года назад +6

      IIRC, there was a similar pause before the final Muscovy episode.

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 4 года назад +1

      @Usuário Sarcástico We're still excited though

  • @Gamenetreviews
    @Gamenetreviews 4 года назад +21

    Frank to Prussia: “Let me put this in out of sync terms, mooove trooopes into franceee”

  • @andenfighter0078
    @andenfighter0078 3 года назад +8

    2:27 "we need a coalition to make sparta take a shower"
    most underrated quote

  • @troystan5713
    @troystan5713 4 года назад +51

    I don’t know how Prussia can be in a call with his allies in the war and literally ignore them the whole time and not help. Like, I wasn’t even in the game and I feel like I got scammed.

    • @LotusVoiceActing
      @LotusVoiceActing 4 года назад +6

      i wasnt ignoring them, i was just fucking slow, im not good at military

    • @troystan5713
      @troystan5713 4 года назад +3

      @@LotusVoiceActing ah np man, it just looked like that in the video. That was just a first impression thing I got from the video. I’m sure the more you play the better you will get. Take care

    • @LotusVoiceActing
      @LotusVoiceActing 4 года назад +9

      @@troystan5713 thanks, ive improved from this game, thats for sure, maybe youll see the jba mod, idk if he's been livestreaming that one lmao

  • @wiel5908
    @wiel5908 Год назад +5

    General Radetzky retreating into siberia like a chad for absolute no reason

  • @MrJChristianz
    @MrJChristianz 4 года назад +29

    One day (when I'm not chained to my desk studying anymore) I really hope I'll be able to join a game like this

  • @Supperrman
    @Supperrman 4 года назад +27

    Hello, Bernard department????

  • @arcanus5120
    @arcanus5120 4 года назад +39

    Man, can we have this guy on Russia all the time

  • @bcvetkov8534
    @bcvetkov8534 4 года назад +5

    Bad Frank is incredible this episode. He makes the video

  • @pastalavistaREAL
    @pastalavistaREAL 4 года назад +7

    Spudgun on Friday is like medicine to me. Thank you spud

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 года назад +6

    That retreat is better than the French retreat in Bo's Vicky 2 game. Also I didn't realize I wanted the Tsar to give me a Shia Labeouf-style inspirational speech.

  • @celdur4635
    @celdur4635 4 года назад +5

    The Russian guy kills me, great humor, and reminds me of Misc from BG2 too!

  • @chegayvara1136
    @chegayvara1136 4 года назад +9

    Now we know what the “Radetzky March” is about

  • @destrucktoid7569
    @destrucktoid7569 4 года назад +17

    18:33 no its not, it is merely an out of sync recreation of Mao Zedong's long march.

  • @wiel5908
    @wiel5908 Год назад +5

    the russian guy is literally the czar behind the computer

  • @Uberkatze-
    @Uberkatze- 4 года назад +7

    Bernard is the most powerful man in existence

  • @ToxicDemiGod
    @ToxicDemiGod 4 года назад +9

    Arcadia in dreams

  • @gladki_kriminal4791
    @gladki_kriminal4791 4 года назад +30

    Ха, Мэббисон.

  • @HyakuSh1ki
    @HyakuSh1ki 4 года назад +3

    The Uk guy is like that uncle that never lets you forget stupid shit that you did as child, but also has some solid jokes

  • @brandemon6667
    @brandemon6667 4 года назад +10

    >cries and bitches for the ottomans to delete his troops
    >"I dont care, the ruleset doesnt apply for bernard"
    Bad Frank should change his name to Chad Frank

  • @lucasvasconcelos5705
    @lucasvasconcelos5705 2 года назад +4

    I love Bad Frank

  • @dima9171
    @dima9171 4 года назад +140

    Jesus christ, Bad frank is not GM material that's fo sure.

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +84

      Bad Frank did nothing wrong

    • @hag141
      @hag141 4 года назад +72

      @@SpudgunOfficial Bad Frank is the most toxic man alive

    • @dima9171
      @dima9171 4 года назад +64

      @@SpudgunOfficial We both know the truth about frank. Cool guy, funny guy, but shit host, and often fucks the games.

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +76

      Yes both of the above posts are true

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 4 года назад +28

      to be fair, trying to host Vic2 multiplayer makes one toxic

  • @BLMBRG
    @BLMBRG 4 года назад +2

    The Intro hyped me so much for this.

  • @greaterdanemark2397
    @greaterdanemark2397 4 года назад +5

    Man I don’t think I could play this game multiplayer if this is the kind of stuff you’d have to deal with

  • @mason9806
    @mason9806 4 года назад +7

    FOR THE GLORY OF ALL ARCADIANS!

  • @crzmicky
    @crzmicky 4 года назад +2

    I had a fever dream today thinking it had been 2 weeks since last Arcadia video, I think I'm going crazy

  • @cjrecio5702
    @cjrecio5702 4 года назад +19

    I remember that time when Braun's troops retreated through Germany to Russia and lost 900k troops.
    Source: ruclips.net/video/fV_K3MXJ1V0/видео.html at 10:00

  • @yugatrasclart4439
    @yugatrasclart4439 4 года назад +9

    The virgin weeb vs the chad Bernard

  • @carlspringer7024
    @carlspringer7024 4 года назад +1

    These videos really are the highlight of the week.

  • @daru5002
    @daru5002 4 года назад +22

    Nah, Austria couldn't have won even if they hadn't done that dumb retreat. Austria just can't contend with Russia alone, and you have Ottomans and Prussia in the enemy camp in that war.

  • @MrBerlman1899
    @MrBerlman1899 2 года назад +3

    Austria loses
    Also his troops: *aight imma head out*

  • @yomama5656
    @yomama5656 4 года назад +2

    There’s so many funny shit in this video. Haven’t smiled like this in some time

  • @trist6073
    @trist6073 4 года назад +2

    I've told you a lot of times but i love your videos and i think this was was amazing especially the intro, maybe I'll be less busy one day and play with you guys :)

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +3

    21:52 *"OTTOMAN BLYAT"*

  • @jumperwilli7770
    @jumperwilli7770 4 года назад +16

    Love all lf it
    OOS Germany
    Russian chad
    Bernard chad too
    Austrian bois deserting for a trip to yesenk

  • @thediamondsky2539
    @thediamondsky2539 4 года назад +2

    I knew I felt a disturbance in the force

  • @masonhales
    @masonhales 4 года назад +3

    That was a super bad host. "OH HE BROKE THE RULES? LOL I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! HAHA I DIDN'T SEE IT! NOT MY PROBLEM!"

  • @perro-PELIGRO
    @perro-PELIGRO 3 года назад +4

    Prussia: doesn't help in the war
    Spudgun: Come on man, move your army here and help us defend, damn
    Bad Frank: OH MY GOD PRUSSIA CAN YOU OCCUPY SAXONY SOME MORE PLEASE OH YES OCCUPY THEM THAT'LL WIN THE WAR 😂😂😂

  • @LeBangBig
    @LeBangBig 4 года назад +2

    That's the most toxic video you ever made, love it.
    Edit: part 2 is even more toxic

  • @DanieleCapellini
    @DanieleCapellini 4 года назад +2

    Legends say, those Austrian troops are still walking in the forests of the Siberia to this day.

  • @P99s-s
    @P99s-s 4 года назад +7

    Jesus Christ at this point you might want to consider allowing multi province retreating just for the sake of game flow

  • @vaskoatanasov1958
    @vaskoatanasov1958 4 года назад +1

    i am less than a minute in the video and already crying from laughter!

  • @oldpcgamesmvp9774
    @oldpcgamesmvp9774 4 года назад +1

    I love the Czar.

  • @johnsonpersonal1633
    @johnsonpersonal1633 4 года назад +2

    tactical retreat boys we are holding the line in yevensk 2 years from now

  • @Young_Anglican
    @Young_Anglican 3 года назад +3

    Bernard is the anti-hero that this session deserved

  • @flyingfrogs4744
    @flyingfrogs4744 4 года назад +2

    This Chad Russia and Chad Bernard

  • @zionmclaughlin655
    @zionmclaughlin655 3 года назад +2

    Katyusha starts playing at 4:45

  • @Lol-dx8lt
    @Lol-dx8lt 4 года назад +1

    Bernard the CHAD 😂😂

  • @bcvetkov8534
    @bcvetkov8534 2 года назад +4

    God I wish bad Frank was back in spuds videos. He's comedy gold

    • @Absolutego13
      @Absolutego13 2 года назад +2

      I wish he'd stream, he's one of my favorite players in spuds videos.

  • @martin111martin
    @martin111martin 4 года назад +2

    This Divergences of Darkness update looks a bit different.

  • @jonascreiboudeus
    @jonascreiboudeus 4 года назад +2

    very good video

  • @honey_hlopec5616
    @honey_hlopec5616 4 года назад +1

    You need to wear hazmat suit to watch this video to the end.

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 2 года назад +2

    Sparta was going to make that one multi province retreat count

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад

    19:22 I'm surprised that they weren't wiped out by the cold Siberia winter. It's worse than the winter that killed Napoleon's army.

  • @clownsallaroundyou
    @clownsallaroundyou 3 года назад

    ''But you need to SYNC before you do it then'' - Russian guy from the american bloodbath :))

  • @germanfan6481
    @germanfan6481 4 года назад +1

    This was cool and a nice break from your American blood bath

  • @Newbmann
    @Newbmann 4 года назад +5

    Frank used to have a anime profile pic
    Wat I guess I should have expected the unexpected but he allready has a way to handle depression ALCHOHOL so I wouldnt expect him to use somthing else to deal with said depression.

  • @NewResistance
    @NewResistance 4 года назад +2

    Frank is my favorite player.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад

    6:27 Switzerland finally joined in a war for once.

  • @saribey3375
    @saribey3375 4 года назад +1

    Is it coincidence that chad players appear on the Ottomans? We had Pierre with his massive navy and now we have Bernard

    • @SpudgunOfficial
      @SpudgunOfficial  4 года назад +3

      The few times they don't just get partitioned stand out and make them look like chads

    • @saribey3375
      @saribey3375 4 года назад

      @@SpudgunOfficial well, sometimes they declare war in 1836 against a common enemy with Russia, so that they can’t be partitioned

  • @JPEG785
    @JPEG785 4 года назад +1

    Russian man needs to be a reoccurring character in all timelines

  • @Chubbertonn
    @Chubbertonn 4 года назад +2

    The Austrian Long March

  • @HeckaLives
    @HeckaLives 3 года назад +1

    "Are we going to Asia?"

  • @nedas592
    @nedas592 4 года назад +1

    Great video

  • @aidanonisko4720
    @aidanonisko4720 4 года назад +4

    This Russian player is literally Dracula.

  • @pauljones2093
    @pauljones2093 4 года назад +3

    Holy cow, Bad Frank is just obnoxious. I really struggle to listen to videos where he is a major part of it.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад

    26:44 I still have nightmares to this day

  • @Ganet1
    @Ganet1 4 года назад +1

    Yup the czechoslovakian heroes are really respected in the czech republic and chad Bernard

  • @thyme8668
    @thyme8668 4 года назад +1

    thanks spud

  • @nikolaichernykh6898
    @nikolaichernykh6898 4 года назад +2

    Боже, такого Царя точно храни!

  • @dionysos739
    @dionysos739 4 года назад +1

    This Prussia needs a -2 speed I swear

  • @tristan_typd6542
    @tristan_typd6542 4 года назад +1

    Fuck multi-province reatreat! All my homies love multi-CONTINENTAL reatreat!

  • @penaqueflutua8456
    @penaqueflutua8456 4 года назад +2

    Its Friday my guy, where is the video??

  • @StefanFettov
    @StefanFettov 4 года назад +1

    Chad Russia treats Germany wrong, barbarossa goes worng! haha

  • @tigersharkwoo
    @tigersharkwoo 4 года назад +1

    is there an unofficial spudgun?

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 2 года назад

    > starts with Cold War music
    😎

  • @SJ-xb7lg
    @SJ-xb7lg 4 года назад

    Bernard is a chad

  • @epicgamerman420
    @epicgamerman420 4 года назад

    ah, so this is why divergence of darkness is so popular for multiplayer?