BRUTAL BOOKSHELF ROASTING🔥📚🔥 ( ft. Greene Daniel )
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2023
- LET'S ROAST SOME BOOKSHELVES!
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Who roasts better? GD or DG?
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Must have been really hard to say you like funko pops. XD
@DanielGreeneReviews, I know you won't read this, but as someone who has supported Pat for years and donated, I just can't understand how you are giving him a pass. He never even apologized. He admitted he didn't try to get voice actors because he didn't want to owe favors.
I feel like I can't trust you anymore. Not only did you get me to donate, but you are basically justifying him doing what he did. As someone who suffers from severe depression and anxiety, I can't imagine doing this kind of thing. Thinking that your depression matters more than the thousands of people for nearly 2 years isn't depression.
All of us were willing to give Pat more time. Then he re-wrote an old novel to sell instead of acknowledging us on his blog, where we actually can see it, and not the end of a 2-hour stream. As a donor, it is straight-up hurtful that you aren't calling him out Daniel. He literally called people who want the chapter dicks. You aren't just not calling him out, but you are justifying it and making false claims that he apologized.
We are a month later. Pat still hasn't apologized. He still hasn't posted anything on his blog.
I saw this on Good Reads earlier today, and I think it applies.
"Donors don't deserve to be an afterthought years later." IMO, it is that simple.
People should be calling Rothfuss out. When he decided to not say anything it went from a mistake or accident to a scam. He took money under false pretenses. It honestly makes me sad to unfollow on my main account.
GD is slightly superior.. tho DG could catch up easily with some effort. He could sneakily get a picture of GD's selfs for us to see.
We will do the roasting as DG still isn't providing a decent shelf himself right now... Well thinking about that I might want to keep my cakehole shut, as my shelves look like a manic just went through, pulling out half of them in order to reorganize those shelves. That manic might have gone off on a procrastinating spree himself and I really don't know when I'll be able to get the shelves clean and pretty again
GD 101%
Ganiel Dreen for sure
I hope Green Daniel will at some point roast Daniel Greene for the horrendous pile of books he calls a bookshelf 😂
Boy are you about to be happy.
@@DanielGreeneReviewstouché good sir… touché
Live by the Stache die by the stache
I love when you can tell that a person commented before they finished watching the video lmao
@RobertNeilson: I came here to ask, "DID YOU NOT WATCH THE VIDEO???"
Something tells me Greene Daniel’s shelf is either the most gorgeous majestic gothic library in existence, or a single Terry Goodkind novel mouldering in the corner of his bathroom.
both?
I think it's just a minimalist setup consisting of one board of Kafka novels he pretends he has read next to an expensive-looking (but really quite cheap) bottle of liquor.
Or the Goodkind on a shrine
Greene Daniel so forgiving compared to Daniel Greene. Didn't even acknowledge the person using the top of their bookshelf to collect FCKN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK CANS
I actually did and it was cut in the edit I believe for being too harsh. Lol
@@DanielGreeneReviewsI call BS!
There's no thing like to harsh for a roasting
Fake news
@@DanielGreeneReviews Hey you're not Greene Daniel
@@DanielGreeneReviews Should post the clip of roasting the monster energy drink cans as a short
The fact that you said "Parker Parker" so hard, that the air from your "P"s placed your mustache back on perfectly is top tier
A prime example of channeling one’s inner Ron Swanson.
I was just about to say that. Daniel plays it excellently.
The books nailed to the wall killed me but the books with their asses out finished the job.
I thought it was just me😂
"A similar feeling of dread one gets when driving down a cul-de-sac of nothing but matching houses."
Literally the dread I got when visiting my cousin and all the houses were the same....and then the mail came. Everyone came out of their house to check the mail at the same time! It was an actual living nightmare lol.
This sounds like a scene from A Wrinkle in Time, in a place where all the residents are controlled by the Big Bad.
I will now forever refer to the bottom of books as "book asses". Thank you, Greene Daniel.
9:37 The fact that he didn't comment on the absurd collection of energy drink and pop cans upsets me greatly
The Book Throne paid off and I made it into one of these. Books For The Book Throne!
Your confidence is incredible!
@@DanielGreeneReviews The back got it got real wobbly on the left side while I was stacking them.
Watching Greene Daniel's mustache gradually abandon his upper lip is reminiscent of watching an oncoming train wreck. It's kind of a letdown when it magically reattaches...
I haven't watched a video from our Goblin King in a while so seeing that he moved and doesn't have that magnificent bookshelf setup in the background hurt my eyes 😭
In our Goblin Lord's defense I will be back watching videos more consistently. 🙏 Praise to the Goblin King 🤴 Where do we submit our bookshelves for roasting?
Ron Swanson-core
yes! i was also getting captain holt from b99
OK, I love Ganiel Dreene. More of him please.
Where is Daniel? This guy looks different
Oh my god, he reviewed my deep flaws... I mean my shelf 😂😂 the ladder actually really takes up a substantial amount of space in the room 😅
I don't want to alarm you, Daniel, but there's a bug eating your face.
If you like funko pops, how do you feel about glass doors on shelves, new guy?
Positively.
Ouch that ad audio
"i sentence you to please leave me alone" i'm using this, thankyou greene daniel
Green Daniel? Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time...
6:50 is the greatest bookshelf i've ever seen and I am full of unadulterated envy.
9:07 And he doesn't have a cat 😂
Thank you for your fear of my husband! We both appreciate it!
The gaiman book on the book Throne is norse mythology not American gods
Greene Daniel misidentified Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology as Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, -0.003/10
I thought this was just Daniel in disguise with a badly attached fake mustache. Obviously that was incorrect, I apologize. The funky pops have definitively proven me wrong.
All the other roasts have been gold. This has been platinum! Please, dont ever stop!
Dammit! How do I keep missing these posts! I want to submit mine!
I love this new Greene Daniel character. That documentary-parody tone and rythm will never not be funny to me. 10 out of 10.
More Green Daniel. That was beautiful. Setting up your shelves seems like a good live stream.
is it ok if Daniel Greene is just the side guy from now on? I really like this Greene Daniel person.
0:00 The Goblin Mustache Host XD
mustachioed
I'm drawing while watching this, and really thought he was doing an impression of Ron Swanson. XD
Man I hope these are as enjoyable for you (and Greene Daniel) to film as they are for us to watch.
A paper cut from the Game of Books throne could come in a really unfortunate spot.
PP definitely should not visit Game of Books' house.
Wild to see Greene Daniel again, I thought he was in a shallow grave somewhere in Virginia
GREENE DANIEL IS BACK!!!!
Ooh I’m loving Greene Daniel! He brings great flavor to the roast. 10/10 he can get it! 😉
Oh snap you roasted my shelves, I had the tv paused on you with contacts and all that haha, I feel blessed by the goblin
B out of 10 made me spit out my hazelnut hot chocolate. Thank you, Greene Daniel!
Neil Gaiman''s America Gods was not at the hand of the throne Daniel, that is Norse Mythology, either way a solid read and the message remains clear.
I was expecting a southern accent accompanied with that there fine moustache. But I guess there ain't much tash justice anymore on this God's green earth no more... That's all I could come up with.
7:17 “The Elements of Style”
I don’t believe you.
I pledge allegiance to Greene Daniel. May he have all the eggs, bacon, and waffles in the world.
Don't bring daniel back. This retired cop is far better
Absolutely no mercy from Green Daniel!!!
11:01
Greene Daniel’s bookshelf cameo
Ooh our turn to roast the goblin....he is asking for it with that dangly wire there near his hoard of books....the overly large die might be compensating for other too small round things in life....might just be starting out his journey in book collecting as the shelves are unseen or if over 25 it might just be too late for them like Green Daniel suggested....doesn't like funkos but has their own goblin head, not sure what to make of that...guess in all it would have to be a C out of 10 :)
Wow, I am currently building my own bookshelf after moving and thought _Daniel didn't do a Bookshelf Roast in a while_ and here we are 😂
Thank you for the roasting Greene Daniel. I will make sure to hide the one white cable under my bookshelf from now on. It will never again see the light of day for as long as I live.
Alright, who invited Mr. Mustacio into the mix 'cause I fucking love him. He's great, like I love Daniel's reaction roasts still, but this guy's stickler, no-nonsense dead-pan character is really working for me. XD
This is a great episode of Earthling Cinema.
Seriously has to be my favorite video yet. The temp host really knows how to grip an audience.
Book ass has now been added to my lexicon.
The steady decline of the mustache is also perfect lol
This style is legit the best rendition so far! Keep it up!
I love the plot progression of his mustache.
The dialogue and editing are comedy gold 😂
10:53 missed opportunity to use pull out
This video is straight… serotonin juice. I laughed tears down my face for the full 18:46. Holy crap. I’m out of breath. Best RUclips video of 2023. Thank you Daniel Greene and Green Daniel for this. When I’m sad, this will be the first thing I pull up. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ So much love!! 🙏🏻
Green Daniel. Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time. I still remember him as the legendary anchor of fantasy news.
i always love the bookshelf roasts, but this was extra special. thank you greene daniel
This may sound weird but you always inspire me to read. I read a decent amount but honestly almost never finish your videos...because i want to just read more
You joke, but @12:26 I am legit jealous of that Nausicaä edition.
You read minds dude. Was just thinking "when will the next bookshelf roast come". Really needed this
I really hope no one forgets that daniel called norse mythology american gods
Because that’s the name of the book?
Cool he hired Ron Swanson for this video 😅
Yay! Greene Daniel liked my pupper's ear! 😂😂😂
The best episode yet. The format never gets old.
"Parker. PARKER!" Moustache decides to pop back on. hahahaha
2:45 I’m deep in my Hannibal TV show hyper fixation right now, and the way you just effortlessly channeled Will right there was hilarious. Still need to send in my own shelves, but I need to get one more so my books aren’t on the floor.
Dude your Quake 2 tattoo is EPIC! I shudder to think how much time I spent rocket jumping round maps 😀
I love these. I literally giggled and stumped my feet in glee
Oh, no, I missed it again. My shelves were all ready to be critiqued, and I missed it. Next time, maybe.
Here from @NerdForge vod and I can't wait to see your bookself ✨
I laughed and loved this way more than normal. Thank you
Great as always, just wanna say: the audio was pretty overdriven in the intro, but I would guess that changes when Daniel is back. But love this Ganiel guy, that is some true chaotic neutral stuff.
This was a good one. I hope Greene Daniel comes for a substitution again in the future.
I really need to follow your Twitter so that I don't miss the next one of these
I remember just a few days ago I was watching one of these and I cleaned my bookshelf and took pictures in case you did one of these soon
Gaaaaawd
The PP segment got me, nice work Greene Daniel!
Your delivery makes it sound like I'm listening to solemn news broadcast. 11/10
Damn, I thought Daniel was ruthless but this guy takes the cake
This was a really good video Daniel. Great job!
Genuinely one of the funniest vids I've seen in a long while. Ty Daniel :)
I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!
Damn those P.P. One liners were gold.
yes! love it when Greene Daniel makes an appearance :)
Total Ron Swason vibes with the mustache and the roasting XD love it
Bravo, Greene Daniel. Your charisma, charm and humor far surpass those of your alter ego, which would normally cheer me but sadly it only reminds me of my similar shortcomings in comparison to my own Color-Last-Name-First alter ego Brown Luke. He is a constant thorn in my side and my arch nemesis. 10/10.
How much does Green Daniel get paid to say he likes Funko Pops lmao
Love this series! The new character is great
I need more Greene Daniel. MUCH MORE GREENE DANIEL
You missed it on one. The owner of the bookshelf was not Parker Parker. This was the last word of a mute man trying to identify his killer, repeated larger when no one responded to his first silent cry. As sad and fruitless as Verin's letter to Mat, this man shared Caemlyn's fate.
Greene Daniel for President !!!!!
Hope we can see you again before years end.
For the record I believe the ladder in the picture before the book throne was meant to assist smaller children as the books seem to be for a younger audience :)
This one of the funniest, most enjoyable videos
My good sir, your exquisite mustache seems to be rebelling against your face...remarkable! 💯
No offense, but what was going on with the person who attached books to the wall? I don't think I've ever seen a shelf display that bad before...😬
Daniel, I think this this was the funniest yet 😂