I GLUED MY B*LLS TO MY B*TTHOLE AGAIN IS BACK…AGAIN

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • The song of the summer vanished from (most) streaming services, and now it’s back!
    PATREON: / obscurest_vinyl

Комментарии • 295

  • @EntertainingAF
    @EntertainingAF Месяц назад +909

    Fool me three times, can't get glued again

    • @deltamaxxhomevideo
      @deltamaxxhomevideo Месяц назад +21

      Dubya? Is that you?

    • @nwo_champion
      @nwo_champion Месяц назад +7

      OMG.... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnsmith-zy7xg
      @johnsmith-zy7xg Месяц назад

      Since I started greasing my balls with tallow first thing every morning, I have managed to escape this predicament again...2x was more than enough for me - thank you very much!

    • @ray0ken853
      @ray0ken853 Месяц назад +4

      You glue me once you can't glue me again

    • @arnoldschwarzenegger3755
      @arnoldschwarzenegger3755 Месяц назад +3

      BUSH!!!

  • @ManillaHeep
    @ManillaHeep Месяц назад +346

    Remember: Glue is for crafts, not balls and ass!

    • @MM-kk8uh
      @MM-kk8uh Месяц назад +9

      Literally 1984

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder Месяц назад +2

      I have a few medical bills that beg to differ 😏😏😏

    • @LieutenantSneer
      @LieutenantSneer Месяц назад +1

      To be fair, the distinction isn't always so clear. Mistakes happen.

    • @paulmcdougall9653
      @paulmcdougall9653 Месяц назад +2

      Ima’ prove you wrong right now!

  • @danielhenry177
    @danielhenry177 Месяц назад +401

    "Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force"

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 Месяц назад +4

      More like "Butt-hope is a resilient force" :)

    • @arthurmann578
      @arthurmann578 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂👍👍

    • @danielhenry177
      @danielhenry177 Месяц назад +1

      @@thorild69 that sounds more like a Star Wars movie title 🤣🤣

    • @LCDVF
      @LCDVF Месяц назад +3

      Title: “Hope is a Resilient Force”
      Verse 1:
      Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force,
      Through thick and thin, it stays on course.
      When life gets tough and you’re feeling down,
      Just remember hope’s always around.
      Chorus:
      Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see?
      It keeps on pushing through adversity.
      Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery,
      Hope’s got the power, setting you free.
      Verse 2:
      When the world’s in shambles and you’re out of luck,
      Hope will shine, even when you’re stuck.
      It takes a beating but keeps on ticking,
      Like a butthole, it just keeps on kicking.
      Chorus:
      Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see?
      It keeps on pushing through adversity.
      Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery,
      Hope’s got the power, setting you free.
      Bridge:
      Through the darkest nights and stormy days,
      Hope finds a way through the maze.
      It might seem strange, but it’s the truth,
      Hope’s got a strength that’s bulletproof.
      Verse 3:
      So when you’re feeling down, and times are tough,
      Remember hope is always enough.
      It’s a force of nature, can’t be denied,
      Just like a butthole, it won’t be tied.
      Chorus:
      Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see?
      It keeps on pushing through adversity.
      Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery,
      Hope’s got the power, setting you free.
      Outro:
      Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force,
      It keeps us going, with no remorse.
      So keep on hoping, and you’ll find,
      Hope’s a resilient force for humankind.

    • @arthurmann578
      @arthurmann578 Месяц назад

      ​​@@LCDVF Holy $hit.....maybe a pun here somehow🤔......I'm laughing my ASS OFF on that! That's REALLY VERY good, dude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅👍👍

  • @virginiavet68
    @virginiavet68 Месяц назад +131

    I vividly remember my Meemaw and Pappy dancing to this song on vinyl in their living room when I was a kid.
    Her dress flowing with the melody, she used to shake her wrinkly, sagging cheeks on his flacid weiner in the twilight of night when the sun was setting and the fireflies were twinkling out in those cool summer evenings.
    How I long for those days of love and simplicity again.
    Thanks for bringing this classic back.

    • @ManillaHeep
      @ManillaHeep Месяц назад +15

      Thanks for the visual

    • @AquaQuokka
      @AquaQuokka Месяц назад +12

      You did not have to go into detail 😭

    • @Herpetile
      @Herpetile Месяц назад +3

      😂😢

    • @KelAuceNew
      @KelAuceNew Месяц назад +1

      Beautiful ❤

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem Месяц назад +2

      I'm banning you from the internet

  • @skate3sets
    @skate3sets Месяц назад +119

    I almost died in those riots. Thank god it’s back.

  • @sheriffjohnbird3179
    @sheriffjohnbird3179 Месяц назад +115

    Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the #1 hit song of the summer is back baby!! Thank god cause I have a road trip coming up and we would be lost without this song.

  • @pile_of_kyle
    @pile_of_kyle Месяц назад +80

    I've been trying to find this song for decades! It used to be my grandma's favorite song. We would go to the opera together every 6 months to hear it in person. Absolutely amazing memories and they're all flooding back thanks to this video. Thank you!!!

  • @troubledseed
    @troubledseed Месяц назад +140

    Let me explain the power of this song... I was taking a piss in the bathroom at my work on an army base in Canada. Edmonton Garrison. I looked to my left and there was a piece of paper taped to the stall beside me showing a QR code and it said "Mystery QR Code". Also had a little message in small font in the corner of the page it said "Fool me twice, shame on glue". I am glad someone put that there cause i checked the QR code and it was so random and funny.

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  Месяц назад +30

      Whoa! Haha is that true??

    • @sonnybaker8100
      @sonnybaker8100 Месяц назад +3

      That’s epic lol

    • @MewtwoStruckBack
      @MewtwoStruckBack Месяц назад +20

      I found a QR code that just said "Scan Me" at Anthrocon this year. I figured it was going to be a Rickroll. Then I saw it was going to TikTok, which I figured was safe from being a Rickroll...it was still a Rickroll. Thank you for reminding me of this, as I'm now going to start leaving QR codes to "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again" in random places.

    • @frostythesasquatch
      @frostythesasquatch Месяц назад +3

      I’m in Edmonton too! da fuq?? Was this a Canadian phenomenon like the /r/Bubly subreddit?

  • @nortonman5238
    @nortonman5238 Месяц назад +45

    One of the most legendary song of the late 50s.
    Shame on glue!

  • @thedungeondweller
    @thedungeondweller Месяц назад +101

    Obscurest Vinyl knows what we want.

  • @becklotheamazing
    @becklotheamazing Месяц назад +19

    I was *legitimately* sad when I went to play it on Spotify last week and saw it was gone. Thank you for fixing whatever the problem was, and thank you for announcing it in such a perfect manner!

  • @JukeboxOddities
    @JukeboxOddities Месяц назад +97

    He's saying it's back, but we all know it was never gone.
    Love goes out to all glue enjoyers.

  • @tfs0004
    @tfs0004 Месяц назад +60

    "Let the music play and let the world remember. Together we are unstoppable if we stick together like balls that are glued to a butthole." Well said

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty Месяц назад +59

    I just want someone to play one of your songs as a Presidential candidate walks on stage.. is that too much to ask of this world😢

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 Месяц назад +25

    Its an anthem of an entire generation.
    The sticky balls generation.

  • @yourwrong6125
    @yourwrong6125 Месяц назад +23

    this song caused the glue burning riots of 69

  • @LRM5195
    @LRM5195 Месяц назад +30

    This song is our generations Smells Like Teen Spirit and no one will change my mind on that.

    • @johnmg88
      @johnmg88 Месяц назад +4

      Teen spirit was my generation's Teen Spirit and I'm here too 😎

    • @LRM5195
      @LRM5195 Месяц назад +2

      @@johnmg88 You truly are living the life 😎
      Edit: hot damn you are a RUclips og brotha! I’m not too far behind you but respect!

    • @johnmg88
      @johnmg88 Месяц назад

      @@LRM5195 I forget how.long I've been here and how little I uploaded. Was going to use this as a photobucket for sharing video with family but then photobucket went to shit and Facebook came along.

    • @skierpage
      @skierpage Месяц назад +1

      It's a tribute to the enduring power of music that an obscure R&B song, that your great-grandparents danced to before the vice principal heard the lyrics and unplugged the PA, can reach across the generations to touch the yoof of today in a place they didn't know had glue remnants.

    • @LRM5195
      @LRM5195 Месяц назад

      @@skierpage “yoof” is a word I didn’t know I needed lmaooo 💀

  • @MiThreeSunz
    @MiThreeSunz Месяц назад +5

    Obscurist Vinyl has all the most memorable hits of the 50s generation. The 40s had some great hits too like “I Don’t Want To Set My Balls On Fire” by The Stink Spots.

  • @nathanhileman3848
    @nathanhileman3848 9 дней назад

    I'm so thankful this timeless classic is back! I fondly remember seeing The Sticky Sweethearts performing this then-new toe tapper on American Bandstand in October of '52.

  • @vennic
    @vennic Месяц назад +20

    I'll never forget the summer this was released. The lesser known breakup song on the b-side "I Just Found Out I Can Stick Things In My Peehole (Don't Need you Anymore)" was much less well known but became a real anthem for a whole generation of lonely men and women

  • @MM-kk8uh
    @MM-kk8uh Месяц назад +7

    In darkest day, in blackest night
    The Bawls and Buhd-howl will unite!

  • @postalbear7576
    @postalbear7576 Месяц назад +29

    I can now go on living

  • @sonnybaker8100
    @sonnybaker8100 Месяц назад +2

    I was so bummed when I realized we couldn’t stream this. We had a graduation party for our child and wanted to put this in the Spotify music mix for the party and see if anyone noticed. That’s when I realized…it was gone 😭
    So glad it’s back!!! I just bought it on iTunes. Now it will go with me everywhere always ❤

  • @ItsCostnerAgain
    @ItsCostnerAgain Месяц назад +3

    Please, I honestly need some more Trip Watkins in my life.

  • @dusk4974
    @dusk4974 Месяц назад +1

    Dude when it vanished from Spotify I was so upset. I was saying the title as I typed it in and my friends were so confused because it came out of nowhere

  • @johnfungable2289
    @johnfungable2289 Месяц назад +1

    Well here goes another month of this stuck in my head.

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall Месяц назад +4

    Such a classic song that deserves to be played from the mountain tops. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Glue.” Phenomenal song.

    • @ryant282a
      @ryant282a Месяц назад

      I was listening to a Styx livestream when this song first came out, and a SuperChat mentioned it. So I gave it a listen, and I was laughing so hard, my sides hurt. 😂

  • @donaldball6671
    @donaldball6671 Месяц назад +1

    The Day the Music Died...only to be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes.

  • @skylarwattie
    @skylarwattie Месяц назад +1

    I heard this song on the radio one summer in high school. It stuck with me for decades. When my wife and I were struggling, it was this song that saved our marriage.

  • @Sal-uy1fq
    @Sal-uy1fq Месяц назад +5

    This is beautiful; we need to unite in these troubling times

  • @Aidan0802
    @Aidan0802 Месяц назад +10

    Let’s goo just when it’s uploaded
    I was sad when it was taken off of Apple Music

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel Месяц назад

    I'm so glad it took off as well as it did lol. When my husband first heard it he laughed so much and still quotes it.
    Also "You look like you could use a fucking lamp" is great too.

  • @johnnygrind77
    @johnnygrind77 Месяц назад +1

    Everytime bandcamp tells me there's a new Obscurist Vinyl release, I buy and download it instantly. Here's to hoping for a full LP release of The Sticky Sweethearts! I really like the slowed down "Back to the Future" version, too! That'd be nice to own.

  • @timvanboening9432
    @timvanboening9432 Месяц назад +1

    It isn’t just a banger of a hit, it’s an educational cautionary tale. It’s like a parable that needs to be told.

  • @Oscar-mh7ez
    @Oscar-mh7ez Месяц назад +1

    And there was much rejoicing!

  • @nerdlingerrichardson9354
    @nerdlingerrichardson9354 Месяц назад +9

    You cannot escape the glue

  • @MrJ-bz8fe
    @MrJ-bz8fe Месяц назад +1

    Glad things worked out and the song is back

  • @ligmasack9038
    @ligmasack9038 Месяц назад

    "You're gonna learn a Lesson" is the true Summer Anthem.

  • @chainmansca
    @chainmansca Месяц назад +1

    Shit is still stuck In my head....

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight Месяц назад +5

    This needs to be its own genre 😂😂

  • @arthurmann578
    @arthurmann578 Месяц назад +1

    I'm still working on my album by the Rectum Wreckers with their first song "Don't Be Mean, Use Some Vaseline." 😂😂

  • @foxxyfoxxers
    @foxxyfoxxers Месяц назад +1

    Obscurest Vinyl is a lighthouse in the shitstorm that is life. Thank you for all you do.

  • @johnb.s.8428
    @johnb.s.8428 Месяц назад +2

    I genuinely love your song!

  • @JerrySmith_Hey
    @JerrySmith_Hey Месяц назад +1

    This is glorious. Thank you!

  • @TheRudySchwartzProject
    @TheRudySchwartzProject Месяц назад +9

    The spatula didn't work. I'm moving on to solvents.

    • @johnl9982
      @johnl9982 Месяц назад

      Have you or your man... 🎶used a butter knife?!🎶

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 Месяц назад

    This song has my family worried, my friends in doubt, and my enemies plotting my downfall. None of them understand.

  • @Smapti
    @Smapti Месяц назад +1

    If the Sticky Sweethearts and Taylor Swift did a collab together they would be UNSTOPPABLE

  • @ryant282a
    @ryant282a Месяц назад +1

    It was inevitable, baby.

  • @randyrrandelson6444
    @randyrrandelson6444 Месяц назад +1

    The song vanished? No! I sing to that song in the shower all the time.

  • @lucristianx
    @lucristianx Месяц назад

    We should do a kickstarter to make this an official ad

  • @musashihumar
    @musashihumar Месяц назад +1

    Dude, you don't have to tell me. I already listen to the song multiple times in a row every day because I'm autistic and it is currently one of my dopamine providers.

  • @florent4180
    @florent4180 Месяц назад +4

    "Together we're unstoppable. If we stick together like balls that are glued to a butthole." 🙏

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 Месяц назад

      Humorous but oddly endearing. I like it.

  • @ChimeraZone
    @ChimeraZone Месяц назад +1

    I'm so fucking glad you know how big this meme got

  • @terry6760
    @terry6760 Месяц назад +1

    That song gets us, it always has

  • @Crackhouts
    @Crackhouts Месяц назад +3

    Let me tell you from experience, the dump will find its way through gaps in the glue.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 Месяц назад

      I need to hear this story.

  • @maxdickings6874
    @maxdickings6874 Месяц назад +16

    Oh thank god it’s back

  • @bobertobobino2372
    @bobertobobino2372 Месяц назад +1

    You should sell a sticky sweethearts vinyl album

  • @frischgefischt
    @frischgefischt Месяц назад

    This brings back vague memories from my youth. Oh, wait a minute...

  • @longandwindingroad
    @longandwindingroad Месяц назад

    The legendary song itself will never be forgotten

  • @paulgiacomantonio9802
    @paulgiacomantonio9802 Месяц назад

    This is literally my favorite song.

  • @mostlynull
    @mostlynull Месяц назад

    I've fuggin' missed your uploads, my dude. 😂😂😂

  • @nurdgrrl
    @nurdgrrl Месяц назад +1

    The world is healing

  • @ThomasCarstein
    @ThomasCarstein Месяц назад +3

    Genuine question for the author - why was the original video removed and now most videos have comments disabled? Some butthurt (pun intended) anti-AI people reported it or something? Anyway, thanks again for this banger, it's a classic for the ages 😊

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl  Месяц назад +4

      Well, the ones that have disabled comments are part of a topic channel that is automatcally created when i send it through distrokid. i dont have any way to edit those or enable comments. the song got removed because someone put in a bullshit copyright claim.

    • @ennix4985
      @ennix4985 Месяц назад

      @@ObscurestVinylit’s still showing as unavailable in the US on Apple Music

  • @Star-hq1zs
    @Star-hq1zs 23 дня назад

    When you're happy, you listen to the melody. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics

  • @TheMotherofTacos
    @TheMotherofTacos Месяц назад +2

    I thought I had clicked on a Lincoln Project video, so...um... I was _confused._

  • @derangedcomics
    @derangedcomics Месяц назад +5

    It was definitely on RUclips because I didn't even know it disappeared. But welcome back, I guess! :D

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 Месяц назад

      The original yt video disappeared

  • @Quirky76
    @Quirky76 Месяц назад

    How did this classic get overlooked by the AM oldies stations? I want to visit the local watering hole and listen to this song playing from the jukebox while I am downing a beer.

  • @ACDCROCKS135
    @ACDCROCKS135 Месяц назад +2

    Like balls to a butthole, this song has been glued to our hearts forever. Thank you, Obscurest Vinyl!

  • @ZombieFBody
    @ZombieFBody Месяц назад

    I seem to remember a pretty successful cover of this song back in the mid-80s.

  • @user-tu3xm8ew1d
    @user-tu3xm8ew1d Месяц назад +2

    1:05, semi-bald white dude passed away. Not a joke

  • @NintendoPolitics
    @NintendoPolitics Месяц назад

    Can't believe you got Liam Neeson to do a voice-over!

  • @trentonfox
    @trentonfox Месяц назад +1

    I'd watch this Hallmark movie

  • @ImpelDragon
    @ImpelDragon Месяц назад

    Now we need to get Daydreaming About Taking Dump back 😢

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor Месяц назад

    I can't wait for the hit follow-up: "It's So Goddamned Hot, Who Needs Glue?"

  • @CycoSven69
    @CycoSven69 Месяц назад +4

    What AI narrator is that? Sounds great.

  • @JDrevolver66
    @JDrevolver66 Месяц назад

    Let freedom ring! (even if glued balls can't swing)

  • @TaintWinkler
    @TaintWinkler Месяц назад +1

    I really dont need it anymore due to the fact its stuck in my head anyway. And, really, there are so many butthole songs now, i just couldn't choose a favorite.

  • @Kingfisher1215
    @Kingfisher1215 Месяц назад

    This song just spoke to me. It’s almost as if it watched me in my room as a 14 year old.

  • @TranceportationX
    @TranceportationX Месяц назад +1

    Yeah but Needing a Fucking Lamp....true underdog song.

  • @bazilwreckerloughead
    @bazilwreckerloughead Месяц назад

    O.K, I've already listened to it like 100 times, but just 5000 more times!...& another couple of thousand more times.

  • @stack12190
    @stack12190 Месяц назад

    I look forward to this song showing up in my top 5 songs of 2024 on Spotify.😂

  • @momo-chanthegerbil6205
    @momo-chanthegerbil6205 Месяц назад

    Glad to know this classic song got popular over the "hole" world again

  • @Dravoth
    @Dravoth Месяц назад +1

    Can't undo the glue

  • @yiannikal5587
    @yiannikal5587 Месяц назад

    I remember waking up to this on tv in the middle of the night. I ended up buying the 10 album deal using my diners club card. Oh the memories 😊

  • @ArtOfficialCovers
    @ArtOfficialCovers Месяц назад +1

    Clever indeed, genius!

  • @jensrobot
    @jensrobot Месяц назад

    You are doing the world a great favor my man. Much love

  • @curlzncrush
    @curlzncrush Месяц назад +2

    Now I realize why Biden looked so lost during the debate. Without the Sticky Sweethearts, we are all lost.

  • @rugbyslug
    @rugbyslug Месяц назад

    Just when I thought the world couldn't be redeemed -- this.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl Месяц назад +1

    Old School MTV would’ve been all over this

  • @bizmofunyuns6463
    @bizmofunyuns6463 Месяц назад +7

    Thank the lord

  • @TheDudeMinds89
    @TheDudeMinds89 Месяц назад

    It’s not just a song, it’s a way of life.

  • @ih8gaming206
    @ih8gaming206 Месяц назад

    Comment as left on a previous upload of this classic for the ages...
    "What did I just listen to?"
    Me - "One of the greatest pop songs ever."

  • @Shoey77100
    @Shoey77100 Месяц назад

    as relevant today as it was back in '59, good music is like that.

  • @Urzalyr
    @Urzalyr 24 дня назад

    We won’t get glued again.

  • @BennysRadio
    @BennysRadio Месяц назад

    One of the best songs ❤

  • @jeremyfultineer7
    @jeremyfultineer7 Месяц назад

    I lost my virginity to this one, man.. what a year it was. Take me back.

  • @rosie4742
    @rosie4742 Месяц назад

    Budweiser may be interested in this.

  • @DomDomPop
    @DomDomPop Месяц назад

    It still says it’s not available in my region on Apple Music, and now my whole playlist is ruined. Oh my god, what can I do?

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Месяц назад

    "And then, like a sunrise breaking the longest night...."
    Gods, that line goes so hard.

  • @floridamaninthewild
    @floridamaninthewild Месяц назад

    Man I hate when that happens.