Kathleen: "So what would you do if you had 24 hours of me-time?" Her Anxiety-Ridden Captives: "What are the logistics of this hypothetical? It doesn't add up quite right, I'm going to talk about how this is actually a nightmare scenario instead of answering the question."
Ian: does this solve the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? Cam: I can't check. Jumping from anime references and wedgie beating Elon Musk to deep physics. Only here. Only with these two.
I love that breaking everything else in the thrift shop was Beej's joke. And apart from pettiness, there's a good chance that some of the other items have magical creatures trapped inside them
I think they went to deep into what couldn't be done for the second prompt. From the way Kathleen described it, viewing a season on Netflix was doable, so not everything was completely unable to be interacted with. Personally, I think the possibilities for random pranks would be amazing. Sure, you could rob a a bank, but that money could conceivably be traced. BUT, if you robbed a bank, and gave everyone you could find a hundred dollars? They won't catch everyone! Or just go around and put buckets over everybody's head! Or rearrange everyone's furniture! Turn newspapers upside down so people have to wonder what happened! So many random things that could be done!
Been a great series. In April or May it will be a fantastic surprise when panalysts returns. Thanks to everyone involved the whole team has been truly entertaining and of course thanks to the peeps behind the cameras etc for the work needed to he put in to produce such entertainment. Regards
Panalysts has become a true british style panel show in that the season is done and I now have to desperately wait a few months for new episodes to come out to get that sweet comedy fix
RUclips did the "go black and reload the rest of the video" thing for me right after Ian and Cam's "I'm going to need you to stay very still for a second." and "Okay." lines at 2:40. It wasn't until things started going again that I realized it hadn't been an intentional edit.
Team must-play-batman missed the biggest upside: If they *will* be doing it, nothing gets them out of it; they don't have to be dead eyed on interviews, they can speak their minds! "Oh yeh, this movie garbo; the director had *no* idea what he was doing. Oh well, see you in the sequel!" *laughs all the way to the bank*
Cam as Batman would be kinda interesting. We haven't really seen a cinematic take focusing on the world's greatest detective part of Batman's character before.
in the Keaton Batman movies, didnt it show a plethora of suits? so its disposable? if not, who and/or how do you clean/s them? let alone how did he get into them? one piece for trousers, one piece for chest etc? skin on rubber or like under clothes on rubber? still going to be sweaty.. unless its not rubber but silicone?
Well, there must be $1200 somewhere in the thrift shop you just paid $1200 to, even if it was a credit card transaction. I'm getting my money back. Beyond that, I don't know if I have the energy to do more than take a day off.
For the new season, please keep the intro, or at least keep its Boards of Canada-level of sweetness. But whatever it is which causes Kathleen's audio to be muffled as sin, please address that! I'm glad you're keeping the show in some format.
Honestly, I can't believe no one said just sleep; I have done this thought experiment and honestly I would just sleep for 24 hours straight and it would be glorious.
The credits list the music as being by "LombusMusic"... browsing their audio jungle portfolio, I found "Retro Highway 707" as being the end-credits theme. Couldn't find the opening theme, though... not sure where that came from. But then again, the opening theme sounds like it's probably a single self-contained piece, not a snippet of a longer song like the ending theme is.
If time is frozen how would you excrete? How long does poop or pee count as "you"? Wherever you did do it wouldn't smell at all because odor is a physical thing. It too would be frozen in time. As would light. You would need to walk into photons just to get some semblance of vision. You would be mostly blind for a day in a world where you can't poop or pee. Or eat or drink as gravity is presumably not working (since it too appears to be a physical entity with a speed).
If photons don't move, why would electrons or atoms? Could anything even survive a world without movement between atoms? But it's magic so anything based on science does't need to apply.
And now I want to see what happens to that void you have created in the bath tub after removing the person using it, presumably the air hasn't rushed in to fill it because it's frozen too. It'll be like blowing the bottom of a beer bottle off with only your hands, but much larger.. You could blow holes in people's bathroom floors all over town when time resumes..
They immediately dismissed robbing banks but forgot the easiest way to get rich walk down the street and steal the cash out of everyone's wallets. There's gotta be a restaurant nearby with a register open
That whole second prompt was terribly frustrating. If water remains frozen, why not the air around you? Why not the air in your lungs? Would not movement and breathing be impossible? Why would the fairy freeze herself? If you recaptured her, why would she grant you a boon for freeing her again? So many questionable assumptions about the mechanics of this scenario.
I am suddenly compelled to know what that Hot Wheels back on the shelves behind the raccoon and brown boxy thing is. (Edit: n/m I forgot I'd only watched half of the last Mail Time)
*looks at clock* Okay, so time is frozen, and I have just 24 hours. So the time right now is 1:33pm, that means... that time is stopped, so it will never be 1:34pm... fuck.
Ok. Why is the sound funky for every episode of The Panalysts? It seems like all the other things filmed in this space turn out fine but every Panalysts episode sounds like it was filmed 5 miles away. Love the show, love you all, the sound is just confusing.
They film these episodes in batches, like half a dozen of them back to back on the same day. So it's not unlikely for a sound issue to affect every episode in the batch. And then even if they figure out what it is, and fix it for things the film in the future, then episodes will still be going up from that batch that have the problem for a while. Given the break, I'm guessing this was the last episode of the current batch, and the next episode after the break will be from a different recording session.
Good news! You are granted access to your bodies internal bios system and can remove one biological function with no ill health effects. Which do you choose?
Obviously breathing. Ultimate swimming powers, not to mention the sexual applications :P Though the cancer answer makes me wonder - could you turn off something in your cells to make yourself immortal?
"Does that solve Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?"
"I can't check..."
Okay, that got me good.
I had to pause the video until I could breathe again.
Cam's delivery is so great. XD
"The cleft of someone else's ass is probably quite unfamiliar." I freaking died lmao
Kathleen: "So what would you do if you had 24 hours of me-time?"
Her Anxiety-Ridden Captives: "What are the logistics of this hypothetical? It doesn't add up quite right, I'm going to talk about how this is actually a nightmare scenario instead of answering the question."
Ian: does this solve the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?
Cam: I can't check.
Jumping from anime references and wedgie beating Elon Musk to deep physics. Only here. Only with these two.
Serge "I Did, In Fact, Come Here To Make Friends" Yaeger
The callback to Beej’s bandolier of ointments was the best part of this whole episode.
I love that breaking everything else in the thrift shop was Beej's joke. And apart from pettiness, there's a good chance that some of the other items have magical creatures trapped inside them
I think they went to deep into what couldn't be done for the second prompt. From the way Kathleen described it, viewing a season on Netflix was doable, so not everything was completely unable to be interacted with. Personally, I think the possibilities for random pranks would be amazing. Sure, you could rob a a bank, but that money could conceivably be traced. BUT, if you robbed a bank, and gave everyone you could find a hundred dollars? They won't catch everyone! Or just go around and put buckets over everybody's head! Or rearrange everyone's furniture! Turn newspapers upside down so people have to wonder what happened! So many random things that could be done!
I don't think I've ever seen anything more aggressively Canadian than the first 65 seconds of this show.
Serge, one of the nicest people there, jumped at the suggestion of robbing a bank... yeah, sounds about right.
It's always the nice ones that you have to worry about most..
Been a great series. In April or May it will be a fantastic surprise when panalysts returns. Thanks to everyone involved the whole team has been truly entertaining and of course thanks to the peeps behind the cameras etc for the work needed to he put in to produce such entertainment. Regards
Panalysts has become a true british style panel show in that the season is done and I now have to desperately wait a few months for new episodes to come out to get that sweet comedy fix
Every actor before BvS
"I would love to play Batman"
After BvS
"I would rather have a fungal crotch infection"
"You have to imagine there are some drawbacks to jock itch"
I'm excited for whatever's coming next. This show is a consistent delight and I want to see it be somehow even more enjoyable.
RUclips did the "go black and reload the rest of the video" thing for me right after Ian and Cam's "I'm going to need you to stay very still for a second." and "Okay." lines at 2:40. It wasn't until things started going again that I realized it hadn't been an intentional edit.
I love that the FIRST thing Ian went to with the second question was a JoJo reference. Thank you for that Ian
I'm gonna miss The Panalysts but can't wait to see what you come up with!
I don't believe for a second that Cam wouldn't get a Gary Kasparov/Deep Blue reference.
Oooh, the rare Panalysts stinger! Nice!
Why does it always jump immediately to poop?
Beej with the clutch win even though he wasn’t even playing.
Wait, if the world is frozen does that mean there is no heat? Do I just freeze to death? Oh! That's why it was in a snow globe.
Team must-play-batman missed the biggest upside: If they *will* be doing it, nothing gets them out of it; they don't have to be dead eyed on interviews, they can speak their minds! "Oh yeh, this movie garbo; the director had *no* idea what he was doing. Oh well, see you in the sequel!" *laughs all the way to the bank*
I'll rewatch an episode a day until April then, and if it ain't back, I'll start over again anyway!
Cam as Batman would be kinda interesting. We haven't really seen a cinematic take focusing on the world's greatest detective part of Batman's character before.
OMG 2:46 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, Kathleen and Serge really sold that its soo good.
I will miss episodes for the next two months but I am quite hype for the new episodes when they come out
in the Keaton Batman movies, didnt it show a plethora of suits? so its disposable? if not, who and/or how do you clean/s them? let alone how did he get into them? one piece for trousers, one piece for chest etc? skin on rubber or like under clothes on rubber? still going to be sweaty.. unless its not rubber but silicone?
I find it interesting that for the second prompt, they decided that water is frozen but air is not. They're both fluids. I demand consistency!
Well, there must be $1200 somewhere in the thrift shop you just paid $1200 to, even if it was a credit card transaction. I'm getting my money back. Beyond that, I don't know if I have the energy to do more than take a day off.
I love the headphone indent in Serge's hair.
For the new season, please keep the intro, or at least keep its Boards of Canada-level of sweetness. But whatever it is which causes Kathleen's audio to be muffled as sin, please address that! I'm glad you're keeping the show in some format.
I REALLY want to see a full shoot of the Panelists, I think that'd be interesting, at least to me
Fantastic Season 1. Looking forward to Season 2!
6:19 Voreo Josh does that help?
And also that second question was a simpsons episode right? I didn't dream that up?
Ooh, great callback to the parking spot witch!
This was also gold, but I really feel like Ian and Cam pulled nailed it on the second question
That frozen world prompt sounds absolutely hellish, what a beautiful plot derailment.
Edit: god fucking damnit Ian you glorious creature
Cam: I dodged it!
W... What's up with Serge's hair? Is it headphone indentation or did a strip get shaved in it?
Gawd mom - It's NOT a phase.
looks like a headset indentation
Goodbye Panalysts, and god speed.
Until April or whatever, anyway
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A whole month without The Panalists? Can we have Feed Dump to fill up for it in the meantime?
Honestly, I can't believe no one said just sleep; I have done this thought experiment and honestly I would just sleep for 24 hours straight and it would be glorious.
My god Ian with the masterstroke on this episode.
Eyy, there we go
I have but one request for thine absence: WHERE CAN I GET A FULL VERSION OF THE KICKASS THEME SONG!?
The credits list the music as being by "LombusMusic"... browsing their audio jungle portfolio, I found "Retro Highway 707" as being the end-credits theme. Couldn't find the opening theme, though... not sure where that came from. But then again, the opening theme sounds like it's probably a single self-contained piece, not a snippet of a longer song like the ending theme is.
@@mrphlip dang I was looking and couldn't find anything! You're a legend!
Fan artists! Bat-Cam and Bat-Ian!
If time is frozen how would you excrete? How long does poop or pee count as "you"? Wherever you did do it wouldn't smell at all because odor is a physical thing. It too would be frozen in time. As would light. You would need to walk into photons just to get some semblance of vision.
You would be mostly blind for a day in a world where you can't poop or pee. Or eat or drink as gravity is presumably not working (since it too appears to be a physical entity with a speed).
If photons don't move, why would electrons or atoms? Could anything even survive a world without movement between atoms?
But it's magic so anything based on science does't need to apply.
And now I want to see what happens to that void you have created in the bath tub after removing the person using it, presumably the air hasn't rushed in to fill it because it's frozen too.
It'll be like blowing the bottom of a beer bottle off with only your hands, but much larger.. You could blow holes in people's bathroom floors all over town when time resumes..
The fairy is Frozen 2??
The pizza delivery angle reminds me of Snow Crash.
Cam can take a hit! The glasses stayed on even with teeth flying.
Sad for the break, but my god i laughed during this episode
9:12 is that a jojo reference?
They immediately dismissed robbing banks but forgot the easiest way to get rich
walk down the street and steal the cash out of everyone's wallets. There's gotta be a restaurant nearby with a register open
I was one of the first commentators on the original upload!
After the new The Batman movie the first question becomes easier
RODA ROLLA DA!
HOLEY MOLEY IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE?!
@@granteklund9943 YES YES YES
That tooth! XD
Say it with me
"ZA WARUDO!"
Is the first setup a call back to "Doctors Hate Her"?
If time is frozen, do photons move?
It lives!
Serge: 11:38
How is Serge so good at reading anime??
Damn ian. Going out with the french jokes
what happened to panalysts @loadingreadyrun ?
I really like this show. Looking forward to when Season 2 arrives.
That whole second prompt was terribly frustrating. If water remains frozen, why not the air around you? Why not the air in your lungs? Would not movement and breathing be impossible? Why would the fairy freeze herself? If you recaptured her, why would she grant you a boon for freeing her again? So many questionable assumptions about the mechanics of this scenario.
I am suddenly compelled to know what that Hot Wheels back on the shelves behind the raccoon and brown boxy thing is.
(Edit: n/m I forgot I'd only watched half of the last Mail Time)
CAM! Don't give away our Canadian secret.
Evil fairy? Yeah, Bravely Default/Second taught me about those.
Come back soon!
Love everyone but especially Cory and Serge
*looks at clock* Okay, so time is frozen, and I have just 24 hours. So the time right now is 1:33pm, that means... that time is stopped, so it will never be 1:34pm... fuck.
Huh.. seeing the difference in editing is astounding
I've read this anime!
I will continue re-watching until the metrics improve.
it's FIXED!
Bankrobberies are for chumps, go for armoured transports.
Ok. Why is the sound funky for every episode of The Panalysts? It seems like all the other things filmed in this space turn out fine but every Panalysts episode sounds like it was filmed 5 miles away. Love the show, love you all, the sound is just confusing.
They film these episodes in batches, like half a dozen of them back to back on the same day. So it's not unlikely for a sound issue to affect every episode in the batch. And then even if they figure out what it is, and fix it for things the film in the future, then episodes will still be going up from that batch that have the problem for a while.
Given the break, I'm guessing this was the last episode of the current batch, and the next episode after the break will be from a different recording session.
Good news!
You are granted access to your bodies internal bios system and can remove one biological function with no ill health effects. Which do you choose?
Probably cancer.
@@pyredynasty That's not a "biological function" so much as a biological glitch.
Obviously breathing. Ultimate swimming powers, not to mention the sexual applications :P Though the cancer answer makes me wonder - could you turn off something in your cells to make yourself immortal?
is it just me or does everyone in this episode sound kind of muffled?
especially Kathleen
Itchy and regretful
Go with batman even though the movie will be terrible you still get paid millions.
Am I one of the only people who actually enjoyed everything DC made so far?
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
Mazel tov!
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo now i have to play the waiting game
Muda da
When you come back, try giving the prompts 3 options so that the second team still gets a choice.
i miss feed dump
Kathleen... y u no audible?
i love the old season but god awful audio.
If this is the last panalysts we need dat sweet qwrpline back
Panalysts is coming back in April/May if you listened to Kathleen, and yes they are still working on QWERPline.
TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH