Metallica Albums Described By Theo Von

Theo Von describes your favourite and least favourite Metallica albums
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[@Samford_]

"he hated sound" 💀

[@EBAN207]

"it'll tickle your sister but buy her a house" this is one of the quotes of all time

[@eltylerderden388]

Just "he hated sound" 😂 I love that album

[@StateOfMercury]

lmaooo same

[@eltylerderden388]

@@StateOfMercury only one that I didn't fully enjoy was The Judas Kiss

[@vm6729]

@@eltylerderden388loool judas kiss is fire.

[@volutedmetal8543]

​@@eltylerderden388damn, I thought The Judas Kiss was either the best or second best song on it

[@eltylerderden388]

@@volutedmetal8543 I'll have to go back and re-listen to it but I never played it over and over like I can with the rest of the album the beat just didn't mesh with me

[@MetalliDay]

LMFAO "it'll tickle your sister but buy her a house" "my cousin got bit by a gay guy" funniest shit have heard in a while

[@meridian21157]

"I'm regular, baby!" That's exactly my take on Hardwired, and I love it!

[@usopp6925]

I too feel like I'm in the lord's lawn when listening to AJFA.

[@P1kaSans]

dm may have had horrible mixing, but the songs were top notch

[@flanaj2]

I've always said that. Loved the songs, hated the mix! People talk about St Anger snare, jeez the snare on DM! It's peaking all the time.

[@salamipastrami69]

Best description of DM. My third favorite Metallica album ever behind Justice and Load, but man that mix is disgusting. Amazing tracks tho.

[@dylancampbell8064]

The Kill em ALl, 72 Seasons, and St Anger are 100% accurate.

[@Greatmeasures]

This might be your best work yet… and that’s not an insult to everything else you’ve done.

[@StateOfMercury]

lmaoo

[@val_o-4817]

I’ve been attacked

[@gudjon_jonsson]

This just keeps getting better and better

[@erdnasiul87]

the AJFA description explains why you love that tone so much
and me too brother, me too...

[@impossivel2006]

Fuckin pinpoint accuracy

[@Kthooloo]

“my cousin got bit by a gay guy” 😭😭💀

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

The last one was a super hot take, lol.

[@cjmpyt]

"He hated sound" best one

[@chairmanofthebored6860]

God this just pure gold.

[@dreamofyouandi]

this is PERFECT.

[@joelincoln6560]

incredible.

[@Cthulhu_Awaken]

This mane ain't no bullshit, you know what I'm sayin'?

[@Fourtega]

shoutout Joey Diaz

[@AndreySomov1]

Tremendous

[@ronpaul1082]

Joey " gorilla foot " Diaz

[@unleashthebloodthirstpoopcrap]

72 is better than hardwired. Swap the two then it’s accurate.

[@StateOfMercury]

disagree

[@unleashthebloodthirstpoopcrap]

@@StateOfMercury we can agree to disagree

[@StateOfMercury]

I agree with this

[@lukeshreds]

Hardwired >

[@fatimapalacios2292]

I like the new album but hardwired is better. 72 seasons feels like "fans want a metal album, let's make it metal even if we don't feel like it". Hardwired felt more honest in that regard. I love You must burn! tho, it's a fun song to play.