The Best Of Carnac The Magnificent

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @richardwilliams473
    @richardwilliams473 2 года назад +95

    The uncontrollable laughter from Ed and Johnny after the Sis Boom Bah joke was priceless !!!

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 2 года назад +7

      Always loved that joke

    • @RB-wg3qm
      @RB-wg3qm Год назад +3

      Literally a minute. And it took him 15 seconds to get it out.

    • @keeploving5850
      @keeploving5850 Год назад +2

      Could you explain that joke for me? I need slides.
      What I understand is that it's suppose to sound like what you read in comics. Like, WAAHHH!!! and POOOOWWW!!!
      But it's possible there is some backstory I'm unaware of.

    • @wfk3rd
      @wfk3rd Год назад +4

      @@keeploving5850Don’t think too hard, you’ll hurt yourself. It’s all right there, no inside baseball. Just fun silliness. Unless you’re unAmerican and never heard a high school cheerleader say, “rah rah rah, sis boom bah..”. If you don’t know American culture then I guess you wouldn’t get the reference.

    • @keeploving5850
      @keeploving5850 Год назад +3

      @@wfk3rd
      I am American US citizen and I know some things, just not this. I've never heard cheerleaders say that stuff. Maybe that's because I never watch sports or just not pay attention to what the cheerleaders say, but how they cheer. 😄😬
      I still don't get the funniness of a sheep exploding sound being a happy encouraging cheerful sis boom ba. I know Johnny Carsons humor is way smarter than this. So, I must be missing something here. I think the word boom is the part of the joke. 🤷 But why a sheep?
      I almost broke my skull thinking too hard. Alright, man. I'll stop.

  • @jamessmithson9803
    @jamessmithson9803 9 месяцев назад +12

    The uncontrollable laughter is still priceless!

    • @LauraNavoy
      @LauraNavoy 7 месяцев назад

      It really is so funny. I love watching Ed gets so silly. I wish I could see the one because they go on with that laughing for quite some time and everybody sings to cut it off. Life is good.

  • @DonnaWest007
    @DonnaWest007 2 года назад +16

    Seeing these clips of Carnak the Magnificent take me back to nighttime TV that was great. Johnny Carson and Ed MacMahon were the funniest comic pair ever. Love it when they both started laughing.😄😄

  • @kingbee1971
    @kingbee1971 3 года назад +18

    "May Randy Newman write a song about your sex organ." Gold.

  • @Camop-iz9kt
    @Camop-iz9kt Год назад +10

    "Sis Boom Bah" from August of 1981. Considered the greatest Carnac ever!

  • @sjtom57
    @sjtom57 Год назад +19

    I sure miss those guys. May they rest in peace.

  • @porico51
    @porico51 7 месяцев назад +18

    We were all blessed to have these two on our screens for 30 wonderful years. Never will be equaled

  • @ultimafuelie
    @ultimafuelie 10 месяцев назад +19

    The Best Carnac line I ever heard was from a show around 1980. "From Here To Eternity and Here's Boomer....." "What are two bad names for a laxative......"

  • @toneloc7910
    @toneloc7910 Год назад +11

    Sis Boom Bah was the greatest Carnac joke ever, but "V8" right after that was pretty great, too.

  • @trock6577
    @trock6577 Год назад +9

    The writers for that show were brilliant and Carson’s delivery will never be equaled

  • @antonbruce1241
    @antonbruce1241 6 месяцев назад +13

    What's fantastic about Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent".....here it is several decades later, AND THE JOKES STILL WORK!!!!

  • @chantingmammal
    @chantingmammal 2 года назад +14

    This is pure gold, Johnny Carson is still the King of Late Night!!

  • @leondarnell1
    @leondarnell1 Год назад +16

    These stand the test of time...

  • @vernshird711
    @vernshird711 Месяц назад +6

    In college, I had a bit I did that paid homage to Carson's humor. My character was "Vernac the Mediocre". Here's a sample...
    "Pokemon"
    (ripped open an envelope)
    "What is a Jamaican proctologist called?"

  • @mickib1592
    @mickib1592 3 года назад +13

    Pure gold...

    • @benmaurer163
      @benmaurer163 3 года назад +1

      Yes!! Awesome that was a brilliant sketch

  • @MatthewPoplawsk
    @MatthewPoplawsk 6 месяцев назад +10

    Without a doubt(at least to me), THE BEST CARNAC skit was when he was headed for the desk, tripped, AND DESTROYED THE DESK!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherangeli8847
    @christopherangeli8847 Год назад +10

    The worse the joke, the funnier the response. He could never bomb!

  • @jsrupert1037
    @jsrupert1037 5 месяцев назад +5

    A Master at his craft! No one does it better!

  • @markbartlett295
    @markbartlett295 Год назад +4

    Miss this show As a kid this was my favorite part of the show

  • @thejax61
    @thejax61 Год назад +5

    My dad's favorite we loved watching this together

  • @dalebrown7906
    @dalebrown7906 Год назад +11

    Hershey Bar: "Nane Roseanne's chunkier sister"! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lawrencejconstantine3381
    @lawrencejconstantine3381 Год назад +5

    Fantastic!...Miss CARSON SHOW!...Girl"that's 36 -28 & 9 her measurements!...Sis Boom Bah....when a sheep explodes!....still LAUGHING 30 yrs later !..Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  • @Sparafucile-kg5hz
    @Sparafucile-kg5hz Год назад +6

    Omg! The deja vu!

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 Год назад +9

    I group of us were watching the night of the last one. Ssss-boom-bah. We laughed our heads off. It's still funny!

  • @ParForTheCourse72
    @ParForTheCourse72 7 месяцев назад +7

    My favourite Carnac curse “may a diseased yak drag his loins through your soup”

  • @boxbreaker2011
    @boxbreaker2011 2 года назад +6

    Damn, this was amazing! Pure gold!

  • @dalebrown7906
    @dalebrown7906 Год назад +7

    Baja: "How do sheep laugh"? 😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasasiano9195
    @thomasasiano9195 Год назад +7

    Envelope to head: "Mount Baldy." Opens envelope: "What do you call playing horsey with Don Rickles"

    • @sleepdeath9001
      @sleepdeath9001 Год назад +2

      What did Yule Brynner’s wife do on their wedding night?

  • @garyrasberryjr.552
    @garyrasberryjr.552 Год назад +3

    Still love the great one where the piece of paper that lists all the answers that Johnny glances at before reading the envelope went missing. He said something to Ed, who walked off set, but still said it loud enough for the mic "He doesn't have the answers"

  • @Progmeister-tb3sn
    @Progmeister-tb3sn 7 месяцев назад +8

    My favorite reading was "Fee Fi, Fee Fi, Fee Fi Fo...answer is "What is Mike Tyson's phone number! I was in stitches!!!

    • @buffalobob2890
      @buffalobob2890 6 месяцев назад

      That's a great one that I'd never seen/heard before!

  • @Waterlooplein1
    @Waterlooplein1 4 месяца назад +3

    This style of editing is better than I thought it would be.

  • @George50809
    @George50809 Месяц назад +2

    I always loved the great Carnac.

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 7 месяцев назад +4

    The absolute master of the medium.

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 2 года назад +8

    @08:16 Oddly appropriate joke for modern day 2023, yet originally conceived in 1974.

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 Год назад +15

    That's funny I just watched the whole episode the other day. where Carnac said the sis boom bah joke. and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @cbroz7492
    @cbroz7492 6 месяцев назад +2

    ..this my favorite returning Carson skit

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 29 дней назад +3

    The Sis Boom Ba joke, has too be the absolute best Carnac the Magnificent joke.

  • @leemantz3148
    @leemantz3148 13 дней назад +3

    I miss this, so classic

  • @TomSmith-ls5rn
    @TomSmith-ls5rn Год назад +3

    Thank you!!!

  • @willhpc4-life249
    @willhpc4-life249 Год назад +4

    The girl with something extra-LEGENDARY!

  • @pressedinproductions
    @pressedinproductions 2 года назад +6

    Legend

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 Год назад +5

    Good stuff. The best for last.

  • @michaelg.golden7327
    @michaelg.golden7327 Год назад +7

    shish boom bah! What do you get when a sheep explodes!

  • @anthonylowder6687
    @anthonylowder6687 2 месяца назад +4

    Sis-boom-baa is absolutely THE best one

  • @matthewhansen9423
    @matthewhansen9423 2 месяца назад +2

    All time classic

  • @phil6899
    @phil6899 Год назад +7

    Gilligan, the Skipper and Chief Wiggum... _opens envelope_ Name three castaways. *HEY-YO!*

  • @JorgeSicre
    @JorgeSicre Месяц назад +2

    Here's one I came up with, "Howard Hughes and Lindsey Lohan"💨"Name a recluse and a loose wreck"

  • @frigolo1279
    @frigolo1279 7 месяцев назад +5

    it's a wonder these 2 could get through that bit at all, good times...

  • @JaxenRossisback
    @JaxenRossisback 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:48.

  • @richardwilliams473
    @richardwilliams473 2 года назад +11

    Carnac the Magnificent was Johhny Carson at his best !!!

  • @richardwatson298
    @richardwatson298 Год назад +3

    YES, O GREAT ONE!
    HEYYYYYY-OHHHHHHHHH!

  • @bonniegarrison9741
    @bonniegarrison9741 3 месяца назад +4

    Everybody talks about howgreat Jhonny and Ed were. I think the third member of this trio is missing. Doc Severacen was Johnny's music director. You dont see him or hear him that much but you know he's there when the music starts.

  • @jonkline709
    @jonkline709 Год назад +11

    Todays light night clowns I believe cannot tie their own shoes

    • @c17nav
      @c17nav Год назад +5

      They probably can spell late.

    • @buffalobob2890
      @buffalobob2890 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@c17navYeah, but their humor is light. In fact, it's almost nonexistent. Who wastes their time watching those woke fools?

  • @chuckragland9972
    @chuckragland9972 Год назад +5

    They should have shown it when they pulled a trick on Johnny, they replaced the real table with a fake prop table, and when he fake tripped on the Step he went to catch himself on the table and it collapsed! 🤣

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 9 месяцев назад

      The Chris Farley SNL, "Living in a Van" sketch where he destroyed the coffee table... that was not a break away... just Farley tonnage.

  • @DavidBayliff
    @DavidBayliff 6 месяцев назад +8

    johnny was the greatest

  • @glen1ster
    @glen1ster 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:40--sis boom bah

  • @afgcinc7206
    @afgcinc7206 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Diddley doo." "DIDDLEY..DOO." *rip* "What forms on your diddley early in the morning?"

  • @bixby9797
    @bixby9797 16 дней назад +2

    The genius of Carson is that the jokes are corny but no one cares, they are still funny.

  • @stevebonafede2777
    @stevebonafede2777 7 месяцев назад +7

    The joke after sis boom bah was V8...what kind of social disease can you get from an Octopus

  • @JacQues58
    @JacQues58 2 года назад +6

    I was watching CNN and George Conway made a gestured remark about Karnak. I don't think this generation knows this.

    • @johnplink
      @johnplink 2 года назад +1

      Tonight on CNN George Conway again referred to Carnac The Magnificent.

  • @richmotroni
    @richmotroni 7 месяцев назад +9

    "May your sister win a Mr.T look alike contest!"

  • @steverogers1976
    @steverogers1976 Год назад +2

    Anybody got video of...
    "First base glove, catchers mitt....grand slam and home run...Dolly Parton"

  • @turdferguson3475
    @turdferguson3475 3 месяца назад +3

    A: Dippety Doo.
    Q: What do you look for when you are tracking a Dippety?

  • @darrelltalbott4830
    @darrelltalbott4830 10 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks y’all

  • @douglasruss2889
    @douglasruss2889 Год назад +2

    Classic !

  • @therevolvingmonk
    @therevolvingmonk 2 месяца назад +4

    P. Diddy
    What do you call a song sung by a urologist?

  • @rbl4641
    @rbl4641 Год назад

    The best!

  • @pressedinproductions
    @pressedinproductions 2 года назад +2

    Turner and Hooch was great

  • @tonylauria8496
    @tonylauria8496 4 месяца назад +7

    Answer: Avalanche
    Question: What do you call a cocktail made with Mountain Dew and prune juice?

  • @OscarBravoUSA
    @OscarBravoUSA 4 месяца назад +2

    Circa 1984:
    Answer: "One sequined white glove"
    Question: "What's a fashion must for the well-dressed proctologist?"

  • @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe
    @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe 3 месяца назад +5

    A catcher's glove, a first baseman's glove
    A double, a triple
    and Dolly Parton
    Name two big mitts, two big hits, and a country western singer.

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin 3 года назад +20

    Ssss-boom-baahh!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

    • @Realtorwithrhythm
      @Realtorwithrhythm 3 года назад +3

      Known as the best Carnak retort.

    • @stopdeforestation
      @stopdeforestation 2 года назад +1

      💣🐑

    • @dubmob151
      @dubmob151 2 года назад

      I was missing why cis boom baa was so extraordinarily hilarious- the boom baa I got, I figured it must have been something to the cis that makes it funny. So it's a fuse sound-
      Still, the others seemed much funnier, this was a bit of an anticlimactic close.

    • @toneloc7910
      @toneloc7910 Год назад

      @@dubmob151 "Sis boom baa" is an old football game cheer - sis boom bah, rah rah rah.

  • @TomSmith-od8vd
    @TomSmith-od8vd 5 месяцев назад +3

    I remember one night Johnny blew into the envelope and a puff of baby powder (or something close) came out and sprayed him. He was not amused.

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 6 месяцев назад +4

    Rich Little did his impression of this, and he had a good one:
    "A single and a double. Twenty-five cents. And Dolly Parton."
    (opens the envelope.)
    "Name two hits, two bits, . . . . ."

  • @chiappettamark
    @chiappettamark Год назад +7

    Siss Boom Baaahhhh at 9:31

  • @timglende8869
    @timglende8869 5 месяцев назад +2

    Joke: FBI
    Carnac answer: No, I be Carnac.

  • @daroldcriswell2842
    @daroldcriswell2842 5 месяцев назад +3

    Sssss boom baaaaa

    • @CosmicStargoat
      @CosmicStargoat 4 месяца назад

      Best one ever. It killed Don McMahon.

  • @gordodls23
    @gordodls23 4 месяца назад +2

    The funniest one I remember as a kid was
    His prediction: .. something.. the Hokey Pokey
    The card: What's the worst way to clean your toilet?
    Carnac: You put your left leg in and you shake it all about. 😂😂😂

  • @jerryboggs3474
    @jerryboggs3474 Год назад +5

    Turn her & hootch!😘

  • @vickimingus9281
    @vickimingus9281 3 дня назад

    johnny worked for his laughs

  • @CurtZilbersher
    @CurtZilbersher 5 месяцев назад +1

    Catch-22
    What would happen if you hit the Dodgers 44 pop-flys.

  • @andycrook3571
    @andycrook3571 Год назад +2

    From 9:00 to 9:15 bad audio

  • @chrislargent1725
    @chrislargent1725 3 года назад +3

    Answer- green back question - what’s the first sign of moss fungus

  • @georget10i
    @georget10i 7 месяцев назад +3

    So this is who Tony Soprano was comparing Phil to.

  • @jimmyarmijo2252
    @jimmyarmijo2252 6 месяцев назад +4

    ...And former food taster to Idi Amin. Lol.

  • @CarlosGarcia-pv6jf
    @CarlosGarcia-pv6jf 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bjorn Borg,
    Describe the sound when two fat people get romantic .

  • @horsegoggles
    @horsegoggles 5 месяцев назад +1

    9:42

  • @clasparagus
    @clasparagus 5 месяцев назад +3

    A: Lefty Q: What do you call an Iranian first offender?

  • @dylanchangedeverythingfore1312
    @dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 Год назад +11

    May an iguana molt in your skivies"
    "May a diseased yak sit in your mother's hope chest".
    "May The fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 Год назад +3

      May Burger King and your girlfriend both refuse to do it your way

    • @kwdrm1
      @kwdrm1 4 месяца назад

      May a crazed city councilman rezone your sister as a business district!

  • @tomm829
    @tomm829 6 месяцев назад +3

    A: Yasser Arafat. Q: What is the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?

  • @jkl542
    @jkl542 2 месяца назад +1

    Why fade-out...fade-in? Just show the clip.

    • @actionsub
      @actionsub 2 месяца назад

      It's a collection of clips. Otherwise, it'd be jumping from one clip to the next. The fades make the transitions smoother.

  • @kwdrm1
    @kwdrm1 7 месяцев назад +1

    And whatever happened to Yahoo Serious?

    • @hrheachafin6657
      @hrheachafin6657 6 месяцев назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_Serious

  • @deborahd.7281
    @deborahd.7281 5 месяцев назад +2

    I don't get the french toast joke 5:07.

    • @cpwwv
      @cpwwv 5 месяцев назад +2

      You're better off for it.

    • @questlove_satx
      @questlove_satx 5 месяцев назад +1

      it means French Kiss toast

  • @ebenezergatsby5848
    @ebenezergatsby5848 Год назад +9

    Ovaltine
    Oprah Winfrey in high school

  • @JamesSimmons-d1t
    @JamesSimmons-d1t 6 месяцев назад +3

    I was watching that first Carnac. Saw Lenny Bruce show up, LOADED, incomprehensible as so often. Carson nervous throughout, "Don't say anything bad, Lenny!" Only standup available then, on TV. Saw Carlin, early black comic.... not many.

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 Месяц назад

      May Burger King and your partner both refuse to do it your way

  • @ClassicRocker61
    @ClassicRocker61 6 месяцев назад +11

    Answer-Send in the Clowns Question-How do you introduce Biden at the State of the Union address

  • @richardventimilla4143
    @richardventimilla4143 2 месяца назад +2

    Dodgers not anymore

    • @George50809
      @George50809 Месяц назад

      You are so right. Ask the Yankees.

  • @arrowguy_173
    @arrowguy_173 2 месяца назад +1

    Ovaltine 😂😂😂

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 6 месяцев назад +6

    Do you know that Carnac was really Johnny Carson?

  • @bobclavile5653
    @bobclavile5653 Год назад +12

    Both of them were the greatest tv team for 30 years. Imagine if Johnny was alive today in the Biden, 2023 era with AOC.
    "When will AOC be going to the Sun?"
    She has to wait until it gets dark!

    • @kurtb8474
      @kurtb8474 Год назад +2

      Oh gosh. His material would be written for him. I just hear him joking about Kamala.

    • @Samuel0043
      @Samuel0043 Год назад +4

      Carson had decades of jokes about republicans and democrats alike. Even the occasional intentionally bad Lincoln joke followed by 'too soon' after the groans. However back in the day Reagan supporters wouldnt get their panties in a wad over jokes. Unlike Trump maga people today. One does not joke about Him. God yes. Him no.

    • @blossums7
      @blossums7 11 месяцев назад

      Omgosh! He would make some fun alright. He would especially have a field day with all the ridiculous material Trump 🦨 has provided.

    • @Normchop
      @Normchop 11 месяцев назад +1

      I just came across this but you are so lost!slo-joe would give Johnny so much material to work with, I can't believe you are bringing up TRUMP!​@Samuel0043

    • @benmaurer8055
      @benmaurer8055 10 месяцев назад +1

      Don't think he would not be lampooning trump as well. Anyone wearing diapers, ad says windmills cause cancer, drink bleech or radiation lamps to stop cancer or.......there is 2 years of awesome comedy there!! Or bush Jr. Ridiculousness, or Bush senior vomiting on heads of countries...