Paul Rugg: People ask me how I relax

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Andy-ew1wh
    @Andy-ew1wh 4 года назад +16288

    *“Don’t worry the dog is just trying to smell you”*

    • @corpseathome9980
      @corpseathome9980 4 года назад +110

      "I can smell you-"
      - doug the dog from up

    • @aaronmelgar7116
      @aaronmelgar7116 4 года назад +94

      "-from the inside."

    • @roxannedixon2547
      @roxannedixon2547 4 года назад +15

      The man 6 foot the dog about 12 inches!😥

    • @abhogan3578
      @abhogan3578 4 года назад +21

      with his teeth

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 года назад +42

      Andy “it don’t bite”
      “YES IT DO”

  • @YeoldeOrange
    @YeoldeOrange 4 года назад +10210

    “Daddy’s little demon, that’s right daddy’s little demon.”

    • @HawkPoe
      @HawkPoe 4 года назад +136

      That's Chihuahuas summed up. Glorified rats, one-sixteenth of the size of a real dog, with no natural traits apart from being vile, inbred cockroaches with a temperament worlds larger than their actual size. Common Chihuahua names depict a cute and fluffy demeanor. However, "Buttercup" is this growling, muttering little creature that isn't even of recreational value because of its horrible, nasty behaviour. No, Susan, I think that horrible excuse for a dog actually wants to bite my finger off.
      Edit: Oh my god, my top comments are all rants.

    • @inferno4469
      @inferno4469 4 года назад +55

      The Vlogger Spotlight Jesus Christ man calm down your acting like a moron..........that’s barely half of what a chihuahua is

    • @sax7760
      @sax7760 4 года назад +40

      @@inferno4469 You had me in the first half ngl.

    • @HawkPoe
      @HawkPoe 4 года назад +17

      @@inferno4469 I can continue with my rant

    • @inferno4469
      @inferno4469 4 года назад +13

      The Vlogger Spotlight please do I insist

  • @karan3771
    @karan3771 3 года назад +6329

    Man has lost all his pain sensors on hand while relaxing with his dog

    • @9drunkninjafoxes367
      @9drunkninjafoxes367 3 года назад +105

      Oh, so this is how Kung Fu masters stop feeling pain, they just relax and pet good boys.

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 3 года назад +39

      His nerves must be more shot than a firing range on 4th of July

    • @ClericDoggo56
      @ClericDoggo56 3 года назад +28

      Chihuahuas bites don't hurt, they are too tiny.

    • @plaguedoctorj.c4963
      @plaguedoctorj.c4963 3 года назад +35

      0:54 you can see him trying to swallow his pain

    • @whitepikminscareme
      @whitepikminscareme 3 года назад +9

      Image this on the new with that as the caption 💀

  • @Goober_instincts
    @Goober_instincts Год назад +4165

    “Daddy’s little boy!”
    “Æ̴̡̛͖̻̞̤̰͍̗͉̺̹̈̒̂̍͑͌̐̈̒̈́͒͘͝R̴͚̀̆͘̕G̸̢̛̓̐̐̄́̾̓̎̐̆͠Ḣ̵̫́̈̔͋̕͝ “

  • @dylandavis7256
    @dylandavis7256 4 года назад +19044

    My friend: “Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”
    The dog:

    • @KISando
      @KISando 4 года назад +309

      "It don't bite. "
      "YES IT DO!" - Vine

    • @bri6373
      @bri6373 4 года назад +212

      Friend: he normally doesn’t act like this I swear
      Me: *confused bleeding*

    • @staticlegend354
      @staticlegend354 4 года назад +9

      Nice Meliodas pic

    • @sonic_chu4157
      @sonic_chu4157 4 года назад +5

      K.I. Sando YES YES YES YES YES I DO I DO I DO I DO

    • @zarmin8596
      @zarmin8596 4 года назад +4

      Nice I like your demon Meliodas pic

  • @vichkar3680
    @vichkar3680 4 года назад +15721

    "I prefer smaller dogs because big dogs scare me"
    Small dogs:

    • @chandrikarawat8606
      @chandrikarawat8606 4 года назад +118

      No kidding!

    • @ThornspawnGaming
      @ThornspawnGaming 4 года назад +259

      This thing can't kill you even if it tried

    • @solarstevie
      @solarstevie 4 года назад +72

      It just means they have a big personality!

    • @SimplyToasted
      @SimplyToasted 4 года назад +80

      Man: “pet is the most relaxing thing”
      Dog:
      BARK BaRk bArK
      *GoBBLES fInGEr*
      BARk

    • @XxRobloxPlayerxX1
      @XxRobloxPlayerxX1 4 года назад +103

      @@ThornspawnGaming You truly don't understand the determination of small dogs.

  • @frogpilll
    @frogpilll 4 года назад +66970

    "Lowers your heart rate"
    The dog: hopefully to zero

  • @freddquimby6240
    @freddquimby6240 11 месяцев назад +5424

    Instead of oxytocin
    Petting this one releases hemoglobin from your hand

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD 8 месяцев назад +151

      My medical nerd ass loved this comment lol

    • @animaniacs538
      @animaniacs538 8 месяцев назад +63

      @@Plague_Doctor_MDmy biology class ass loves this

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@animaniacs538 yessss

    • @koftespiess
      @koftespiess 8 месяцев назад +37

      My autism ass loves this comment

    • @Plague_Doctor_MD
      @Plague_Doctor_MD 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@koftespiess hehehe it seems I started a small trend here in this reply section

  • @nick.galusha7788
    @nick.galusha7788 3 года назад +13386

    I love the fact that the dog is so batshit insane but yet still isn't really biting him. Like these are his petting noises lmao

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude 2 года назад

      I think its mouth is just too small to do any real damage.

    • @wyattszakacs3457
      @wyattszakacs3457 2 года назад +1285

      He stops immediately after the guy pulls his hand away, I genuinely think he was just exited

    • @nick.galusha7788
      @nick.galusha7788 2 года назад +831

      @@wyattszakacs3457 yeah that's sorta what i was trying to get at. like he just expresses his excitement at being pet in a weird way

    • @Sleeolo
      @Sleeolo Год назад +90

      he said ow though

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea Год назад +74

      I've got a miniature schnauzer just like this, call him big guy

  • @notmyrealname1999
    @notmyrealname1999 3 года назад +6373

    Imagine trying to relieve stress by petting an animal composed of pure concentrated stress

    • @catcollector9495
      @catcollector9495 Год назад +285

      All the stress goes into the dog

    • @tylervanpeursem7627
      @tylervanpeursem7627 Год назад +33

      ​@catcollector9495 that's why it's (I think play biting) to feed off that stress

    • @sagetheweeb2154
      @sagetheweeb2154 Год назад +50

      He’s so relaxed the dog has to balance it out

    • @Heres_Fatih
      @Heres_Fatih Год назад +16

      ​@@catcollector9495a stress sponge

    • @boi5738
      @boi5738 Год назад +3

      @@sagetheweeb2154 exactly

  • @mr.l4461
    @mr.l4461 4 года назад +16542

    The fact that this dude can keep a straight face is a master of skill

    • @lazernor
      @lazernor 4 года назад +29

      Can he?

    • @happypessimist9010
      @happypessimist9010 4 года назад +159

      @aitareya Dwibedi They don’t when I still had a Chihuahua whenever she bit it tickled at best.

    • @kingofthings7929
      @kingofthings7929 4 года назад +211

      aitareya Dwibedi If my reading of the situation is right, and I grew with chihuahuas so it most likely is, the bites aren’t really bites. The dog is play fighting, like the dog would with other dogs. They snark and bark, but never bite down. The worst you get are little scratches if the teeth are really sharp.

    • @ace3154
      @ace3154 4 года назад +21

      @@kingofthings7929 I have a chihuahua and I can second that

    • @St1nkyC9t
      @St1nkyC9t 4 года назад

      @aitareya Dwibedi no

  • @ShadowRavenPaws
    @ShadowRavenPaws Год назад +1950

    Bro is literally petting a demon and still having a full on conversation💀

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 8 месяцев назад +29

      Talking casually while the demon viciously mauls his fingers.

    • @ArtificerOfWar
      @ArtificerOfWar 8 месяцев назад +11

      thats what happens when ya got JESUS IN YOUR CORNER!

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids 4 года назад +11204

    That is one seriously pissed off hamster.

    • @anon_carnival
      @anon_carnival 4 года назад +160

      This is one seriously underrated comment.

    • @FBI_agent_4859
      @FBI_agent_4859 4 года назад +179

      uhhh thats an ostrich but ok

    • @hepy5282
      @hepy5282 4 года назад +125

      Pretty sure it's a beaver

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад +80

      It’s a rat

    • @kokorooster3073
      @kokorooster3073 4 года назад +50

      That’s a horse.

  • @cristianrm4288
    @cristianrm4288 5 лет назад +22421

    it lowers your blood pressure bcs ure bleeding out

  • @gustavod4885
    @gustavod4885 4 года назад +9338

    He attac
    But he also attac
    Honestly all he does is attac

    • @xoltic9041
      @xoltic9041 4 года назад +177

      Athlantics 0 for the meme you are supposed to put 2 c’s 😒

    • @dumbly1912
      @dumbly1912 4 года назад +17

      What about atakk

    • @tunaproject4640
      @tunaproject4640 4 года назад +12

      @Jenni Soto dont explain sht to a sht dude, let em be wooshers

    • @jas9700
      @jas9700 4 года назад

      Siz ish (attack*)

    • @steveluvscows2490
      @steveluvscows2490 4 года назад +1

      You get used to it.

  • @HatKidPeck
    @HatKidPeck Год назад +1760

    That’s probably one of the nicest chihuahua’s that I’ve seen besides my own, they were going absolutely insane but never actually bit him, and he trusts his dog completely so that just further proves it.

    • @drdranix2264
      @drdranix2264 Год назад +18

      So were using they/them for dogs now? 😂😂

    • @lotion5238
      @lotion5238 Год назад

      ​@@drdranix2264I cannot believe everyone is afraid of misgendering a fucking dog. They are all guys unless I'm told otherwise and I've known it this way since I was a kid

    • @w94n
      @w94n Год назад

      @@drdranix2264interesting fixation

    • @cozyjuu2740
      @cozyjuu2740 Год назад +164

      @@drdranix2264uh that’s not a new thing. Gender neutral pronouns have always been used for animals too.

    • @drdranix2264
      @drdranix2264 Год назад +12

      @@cozyjuu2740 english is not my first language, im russian
      So is it grammatically correct to use it? Or is it just something thats common? Or is it specifically a woke thing?

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 4 года назад +7654

    "What breed of dog is that?"
    "Demon."

  • @ohoney4698
    @ohoney4698 4 года назад +4832

    I love how relaxed he truly is while petting his mini satan

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 4 года назад +37597

    It's a surprisingly well behaved chihuahua

    • @RiffNuts7929
      @RiffNuts7929 4 года назад +977

      I mean yeah. Petting is where he crossed the line. He'll let him pick him up and put a collar on him but petting is where they draw the line.

    • @EchidnaKida
      @EchidnaKida 4 года назад +623

      Basically the worst breed of dog, which is usually the owner's fault because a total lack of training makes them this way.

    • @greenminicrewmate332
      @greenminicrewmate332 4 года назад +182

      It's a pretty calm dog too

    • @steveluvscows2490
      @steveluvscows2490 4 года назад +274

      Yeah, it's fine. (Does thumbs up with bleeding hand)

    • @DJ_Mooseknucks
      @DJ_Mooseknucks 4 года назад +316

      Considering it's an animal that's 50% hate/50% tremble I'm surprised it didnt go for his jugular

  • @keertix
    @keertix 8 месяцев назад +3730

    Attack- 100%
    Damage- 0%

  • @zonk1913
    @zonk1913 6 лет назад +3486

    Ok we're done
    Dog: ._.

    • @fall-of-rome
      @fall-of-rome 6 лет назад +35

      BORK

    • @anicole626
      @anicole626 6 лет назад +10

      He loves messing with him haha

    • @gaziwassabi1585
      @gaziwassabi1585 6 лет назад +31

      Lol just straight up._. Why u stop petting me

    • @anicole626
      @anicole626 6 лет назад

      @ベルライネ because that's a bad dog lol

  • @AtlasFlynn
    @AtlasFlynn 3 года назад +15520

    Paul: OK, we're done
    Dog: _Understandable, same time tomorrow?_

  • @that-evan-guy
    @that-evan-guy 4 года назад +3584

    Paul: okay, we're done here
    Dog: * looks into the camera like he's on the office *

  • @pantsnjacket381
    @pantsnjacket381 Год назад +561

    *You can pet him, he's friendly.*
    The dog:

    • @ippotsk
      @ippotsk 4 месяца назад +1

      why does he look kinda like an elderly Tom too lol

    • @pantsnjacket381
      @pantsnjacket381 4 месяца назад

      @@ippotsktrue that 😂

  • @dragos-lucian
    @dragos-lucian 4 года назад +15440

    Chihuahuas are not aware of how small they are, and that's hilarious.

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE09 4 года назад +5183

    "And, we're done."
    Doggo: Understood. Feed me.

    • @6A6-n2g
      @6A6-n2g 3 года назад +2

      НоmоsехuаІ оwnеr аnd dаwg

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 3 года назад +20

      Fetch me their souls

    • @gabrealunivese5890
      @gabrealunivese5890 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/HOX6FpqKIC4/видео.html ok

  • @theadawesomeway4817
    @theadawesomeway4817 3 года назад +15483

    At the beginning the dog looks so calm and comfy, then all a sudden it turns into a demonic rabbid dog

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 3 года назад +267

      Complete with *literal fangs,* mind you.

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 3 года назад +193

      It’s a chihuahua

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 3 года назад +19

      @@icel8828 I know, my grandma has one.

    • @BN-lm7sf
      @BN-lm7sf 3 года назад +28

      We literally watched the video.

    • @mariabrgmn
      @mariabrgmn 3 года назад +55

      And this is why I don't like chihuahuas

  • @Alptraumification
    @Alptraumification 5 месяцев назад +112

    anatomy of small dogs: 50% trembling for no reason / 50% anger for no reason

    • @redneck9202
      @redneck9202 3 месяца назад +2

      Pugs: "Hold my beer"

  • @Tompie01
    @Tompie01 6 лет назад +5199

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    • @f7ckrob
      @f7ckrob 6 лет назад +19

      Hav u tried swiching da cables?(I did a shortcut cuz am too lazy so dont correct me)

    • @person534
      @person534 6 лет назад +2

      Tompie 01 lol

    • @bluedarkdarklin2552
      @bluedarkdarklin2552 6 лет назад +13

      @RATCHOON Good job, Nail.

    • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
      @vernzmarcobenitez2332 6 лет назад +10

      I mean, you can just take the batteries..

    • @SykeGetJuked
      @SykeGetJuked 6 лет назад +8

      @@f7ckrob so you write that whole explanation instead of typing it correctly?

  • @naegahowsh3489
    @naegahowsh3489 5 лет назад +1927

    I think it’s broken...

    • @mauricionieves8582
      @mauricionieves8582 5 лет назад +7

      Naega HoWsH Needs an Update

    • @dentoniusx7916
      @dentoniusx7916 5 лет назад +8

      He tried to return it but they wouldn't take it back

    • @tacosauce9023
      @tacosauce9023 5 лет назад

      The human

    • @jdogexe
      @jdogexe 5 лет назад +7

      Has he tried turning it off and on again?

    • @JUICEJ04
      @JUICEJ04 5 лет назад

      Nah he's just a dirty fishbun

  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 6 лет назад +35371

    There's something wrong with your fish mister

  • @mesayso7095
    @mesayso7095 11 месяцев назад +139

    Rest in peace Lucky! Your attitude was… precious in a vicious kinda way

  • @alcoholya
    @alcoholya 6 лет назад +25721

    your pet demon is possessed by a chihuahua.

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox 6 лет назад +187

      @JoybuzzahzTV not it is "your possesed demon got possessed by a possessed chicken"

    • @cermit2376
      @cermit2376 6 лет назад +89

      JoybuzzahzTV
      Chicken? That's a Vietnamese penguin and you know it.

    • @roberthorn9915
      @roberthorn9915 6 лет назад +54

      What's the difference

    •  6 лет назад +47

      the original comment was hilarious, stop ruining it with those shitty "your chicken possessed a demon" replies.

    • @matthewhiggins9932
      @matthewhiggins9932 6 лет назад +21

      By far the funniest thing I’ve read today

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 3 года назад +4918

    That’s one aggressive bird you have there bud.

    • @heavenisntreal
      @heavenisntreal 3 года назад +10

      LOl

    • @amithanda4223
      @amithanda4223 3 года назад +57

      Wait... I THOUGHT it's a Rat

    • @Swisha16
      @Swisha16 3 года назад +52

      Dude are you dumb? It's obviously a cat. Get your eyes checked.

    • @hezekiahagyemfrah7455
      @hezekiahagyemfrah7455 3 года назад +26

      BRUH WDYM, ITS A DINOSOURUS

    • @skiddlecat
      @skiddlecat 3 года назад +24

      kinda looks like a raccoon to me i dunno

  • @Teenlonex
    @Teenlonex 3 года назад +7003

    I love how he’s trying to hold in his laughter 😂✋🏽

    • @hazelravens8373
      @hazelravens8373 3 года назад +66

      I noticed that too 😂✨

    • @souptime6884
      @souptime6884 3 года назад +213

      Nah bro thats just the oxytocin being released making him smile

    • @Naturemagick9
      @Naturemagick9 3 года назад +18

      And pain!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @fenison4430
      @fenison4430 3 года назад +1

    • @Mama03514
      @Mama03514 3 года назад +8

      Laughter? I think that's pain

  • @acmangalover437
    @acmangalover437 Год назад +149

    I was dying from laughter. At work. and still giggling now after work. This is how to relieve stress!

  • @righley1787
    @righley1787 5 лет назад +3081

    have you tried putting it in rice?

    • @CoolCesar99
      @CoolCesar99 5 лет назад +79

      Righley Holcomb China has

    • @afraazshah1442
      @afraazshah1442 5 лет назад +3

      @@CoolCesar99 lol

    • @MentalArc
      @MentalArc 5 лет назад +21

      @@CoolCesar99 no China would have ate the dog

    • @gausts
      @gausts 5 лет назад +4

      @@MentalArc Koreans eat dogs dumbass.

    • @elijah_da_draggo7094
      @elijah_da_draggo7094 5 лет назад +16

      @@MentalArc
      ♪That's the joke! ♪

  • @eragoncat07
    @eragoncat07 4 года назад +2460

    That is DEFINITELY his wife's dog. Chihuahuas choose one person then attack everyone else.

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 4 года назад +140

      Its so true, they also become instantly nice if you have food too

    • @fallonmills8651
      @fallonmills8651 4 года назад +104

      That's a bad stereotype, Chihuahua's are dogs, if they're trained and treated like one this sort of behaviour doesn't happen. I have one and she is comfortable and happy with all people including strangers. He's actually causing the poor thing stress, I get fed up with seeing people treat small dogs so badly, they would never behave like this with a bigger breed because they knew if they did it would bite their head off

    • @user-qm4te9lb5l
      @user-qm4te9lb5l 4 года назад +78

      Not true. They’re smaller and naturally more careful, so give them time to inspect and approach you. Some inexperienced people seem to think dogs inherit golden retrievers behaviors. A diciplined chihuahua will only bite if you push it to. However they might chew hard on a finger as puppies because their teeth itch. A confident chihuahua can be very majestic and develop personal traits. Physical training is a good strategy.

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 4 года назад +38

      My Chihuahua was an unholy demon to people who she didn't see at least once that year. She was very cute and affectionate with people she recognized as familiar

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 4 года назад +57

      @@fallonmills8651 People spoil tf out of small dogs, what are you talking about. Some dog breeds are just different from others, yours being a sweetheart doesnt mean they all naturally are.

  • @shivaneepatell
    @shivaneepatell 4 года назад +12771

    So relaxing!

  • @yellowmonkee0
    @yellowmonkee0 8 месяцев назад +33

    Man. I keep coming back to this for a laugh after so many years. Thanks Paul!

  • @iAmMighty-Frieza
    @iAmMighty-Frieza 5 лет назад +2434

    Did you try changing the batteries?

  • @HoHSiS
    @HoHSiS 4 года назад +1712

    “He doesn’t bite, he just wants to lick your hand”
    The dog:

  • @shiveringchihuahua
    @shiveringchihuahua 3 года назад +15081

    I thought this was gonna be a serious video about the calming effects of dogs and ended up nearly peeing myself with laughter.

  • @kellygrubbs915
    @kellygrubbs915 Год назад +153

    My daughter shared this video with me. The best thing I could have seen first thing in the morning! Hilarious!!!! 😂😝 Little cutie pie!

  • @DemonaIity
    @DemonaIity 5 лет назад +883

    No humans were harmed in the making of this video

    • @no_name4415
      @no_name4415 5 лет назад +24

      *All humans were hurt in the making of this video*

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 5 лет назад +5

      I do really want to know why the dog is this way, I hope it's not in pain..? Really confused by this behaviour

    • @no_name4415
      @no_name4415 5 лет назад +2

      @@undefinederror40404 My theory is because of it's a Chihuahua, and Chihuahua's are known to be pretty feisty for their small size. It could be because they don't trust their owner to the point that they think they will hurt them if they touch them, because they know that they are bigger and stronger than them so they defend themselves by attacking back.
      Idk just a theory

    • @boobayaga9019
      @boobayaga9019 5 лет назад +2

      @@no_name4415 but hey that's just a theory, *a FILM Theory* , aaand cut

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 5 лет назад

      @@no_name4415 ah how nice that RUclips doesn't tell me someone responded. Sorry. But if that's the case then the owner must have done something to break the trust of the dog, and that means that the dog is continuously very stressed and scared. That would be a terrible situation to keep a dog in...
      Part of me hopes the dog has anger issues like the cat I saw a video of once, it kept attacking its owner when the guy said 'I love you'. Anger issues in pets are very hard to solve, so I don't feel so bad laughing about that. But I also can't report this man if I don't know why the dog acts this way, I would be accusing him of abuse without defenite proof... :d

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 4 года назад +1013

    “it dont bite”
    “yES IT DO”

  • @aydenisreallywhite2909
    @aydenisreallywhite2909 6 лет назад +1602

    I think you need to reboot your vilociraptor. It's overheating.

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 8 месяцев назад +36

    “Bonding experience”
    *getting his fingers chewed off*

  • @gunther7037
    @gunther7037 5 лет назад +584

    Its ok he dont bite

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm 5 лет назад

      Stoonky G can that meme just die already 🤨

    • @xylophone7594
      @xylophone7594 5 лет назад +13

      @@AnimeLover-dh4fm that isn't a meme you fucking normie, that is a phrase

    • @zaza4440
      @zaza4440 5 лет назад +11

      *YES IT DO NIGGA*

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm 5 лет назад

      roblox is the best game because it oof's me up You know roblox is the cancerous game and online dating game in the world you know 😂

    • @AnimeLover-dh4fm
      @AnimeLover-dh4fm 5 лет назад

      Eryka Wolf and who’s talking to you libtard

  • @cristianrm4288
    @cristianrm4288 6 лет назад +4087

    This chicken is kinda aggresive

    • @leroysinclair8499
      @leroysinclair8499 5 лет назад +7

      Joke thief

    • @qttvlive524
      @qttvlive524 5 лет назад +7

      Hahahahaha hahahahaha

    • @diamondintherough527
      @diamondintherough527 5 лет назад +17

      Uh that’s actually a baby bager and alligator hybrid who just smoked seven pounds of crack

    • @googlyboi961
      @googlyboi961 5 лет назад +9

      No that’s a cat it think it needs to be rebooted

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 5 лет назад +3

      Its a fucking rat bruh

  • @twiggythetorterra9643
    @twiggythetorterra9643 6 лет назад +1070

    “Plus people who pet their dogs are 5 times more likely to live longer than people who pet cats” *as his life force is slowly stolen by the chihuahua*

  • @tuulalu5181
    @tuulalu5181 9 месяцев назад +13

    When i think of great videos on RUclips, this one is and always will be right at the top of the list. It will never get old. Ever.

  • @sophvamp
    @sophvamp 3 года назад +3710

    Him: who’s daddy’s little boy
    Dog: no.

  • @professionalcasual9705
    @professionalcasual9705 7 лет назад +490

    I love how he doesn't even react or flinch to that.

    • @studapeppahead5384
      @studapeppahead5384 6 лет назад +11

      ...ermmm....that's what makes this funny.....BUT...AGREED! :) +1

    • @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149
      @snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149 6 лет назад +1

      So you like the joke...

    • @sw6nky
      @sw6nky 6 лет назад +1

      Lol but like 40 or so seconds in he muders under his breath and just goes *ohw*

  • @amon8400
    @amon8400 4 года назад +3411

    “You see, petting your dog-“
    **Satan Successfully Released**

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool 4 года назад +8

      666 likes
      Nice

    • @warmac88
      @warmac88 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @adarnoel9870
      @adarnoel9870 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_Ange
      @_Ange 4 года назад

      F

    • @TheSlyRat32
      @TheSlyRat32 4 года назад +2

      @@ModeratelyCool now 2.4k....noice

  • @PJB-ks9vn
    @PJB-ks9vn 16 дней назад +21

    0:18 - Man, that puppy sure is feisty!

  • @Messersh1t
    @Messersh1t 5 лет назад +1843

    How much you wanna bet he tried not to laugh while making this.

    • @jvdg_hanna
      @jvdg_hanna 5 лет назад +141

      Well I guess its hard to laugh when a huge mutant rat is biting your fingers off one by one

    • @tianathompson2725
      @tianathompson2725 5 лет назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carameldiorr6835
      @carameldiorr6835 5 лет назад +10

      No his soul is dead inside.

    • @aliensanonymous5063
      @aliensanonymous5063 5 лет назад +6

      Hes a legendary comedy writer

    • @thebritish1443
      @thebritish1443 5 лет назад +3

      10 pounds/dollars/Euros!

  • @hectorbeck4350
    @hectorbeck4350 5 лет назад +2745

    I once heard that ‘the bigger the person, the more aggressive they are’
    With dogs, it’s the reverse

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 5 лет назад +72

      I feel like it's the same for people.

    • @tigbiddies26
      @tigbiddies26 5 лет назад +97

      That’s because chihuahuas are closer to hell

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 5 лет назад +18

      It definitely is true for both humans and especially dogs

    • @cannibru6259
      @cannibru6259 5 лет назад +1

      Teun lll only to dogs not humans

    • @caymangts8144
      @caymangts8144 5 лет назад +13

      Nope it’s like the whole opposite, I’m 1m85 and I literally never had ANY problem with a tall person during my whole life, I got attacked/insulted/harassed/etc dozens of times and it was always from short people not even normal sized people ALWAYS short people, so I think they are way more likely to be aggressive, it annoys me a lot tho as I’m calm and don’t want any problem with anyone but got many because of complexed short people. I still can’t understand what do they trust in when they attack me, I always try to not harm the other person in fights because if I attack them back with the same determination as they have they’d die, it’s the same for dogs, the only dog that charged and attacked me was a chihuahua (I tried very hard to not kill it, I ran and climbed on something, if the dog had no collar tho I’d have killed it as I’d have had the right to consider it a wild street dog, after all it was the owner’s task to not let the dog free in the neighborhood).

  • @activelyanime3394
    @activelyanime3394 5 лет назад +1268

    Well that dog is releasing some stress

  • @s.k.5845
    @s.k.5845 6 месяцев назад +10

    This video lives in my brain rent free to this day

  • @PatricksGS
    @PatricksGS 4 года назад +3337

    It appears that your dog is malfunctioning, have you tried updating it to the latest version?

  • @DirtyHairy1
    @DirtyHairy1 5 лет назад +1701

    you're not supposed to pet the inside of it

  • @YoganWasHere
    @YoganWasHere 2 года назад +3580

    4 years and this is still top comedy 🤣

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 Год назад +11

      Still is 😂

    • @Tucbsee2847
      @Tucbsee2847 Год назад +2

      Witf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 Год назад +2

      @Yogan
      It used to be called Comedy Gold

    • @notbarbie582
      @notbarbie582 9 месяцев назад

      6 years

    • @YoganWasHere
      @YoganWasHere 9 месяцев назад

      @@notbarbie582 well now it is lol

  • @TheHolonConcept
    @TheHolonConcept Год назад +40

    He deserves an Emmy for this performance! Such a classic

  • @nesimato2987
    @nesimato2987 5 лет назад +6819

    Video Sarcasm:
    100%

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm 4 года назад +29535

    “I pet my AntiChrist.”

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 4 года назад +649

      I pet my pet demon named steve

    • @devilpigeon7242
      @devilpigeon7242 4 года назад +162

      Yo I dont know if it's because I'm sleep deprived but your comment had me fucking wheezing

    • @F16enthusiast
      @F16enthusiast 4 года назад +31

      Money Pigeon same

    • @karma3248
      @karma3248 4 года назад +31

      But shouldn't a cat be the Antichrist

    • @elisa.r.
      @elisa.r. 4 года назад +11

      Ahahhahahhaha

  • @michaljones8940
    @michaljones8940 5 лет назад +661

    His smile is such a
    “This is fine” face

  • @ashlynsantics
    @ashlynsantics Год назад +40

    I've watched this video about a hundred times and it still gets me going every time!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @saadat700
    @saadat700 6 лет назад +2013

    Oh I've seen this before. You'll need to factory reset your dog. Press the button on the side of the dog for 30 seconds and when he starts flashing and doggo.exe pops up hit reset.

    • @ofeliaramirez5598
      @ofeliaramirez5598 6 лет назад +4

      Saadat Khan lol 😂

    • @dorkpurple1808
      @dorkpurple1808 6 лет назад +2

      Saadat Khan lol

    • @thg532
      @thg532 6 лет назад +24

      Please help. Instruction not clear. Dog stuck in blender.

    • @ivyengelharte8821
      @ivyengelharte8821 6 лет назад +8

      I have a small problem, when I do that it does not work I have discovered a small area to the base of the tail that will bring up the options but I'm not sure what to do from there. I have a super bepis brand doggo version 2.woof plz help!

    • @saadat700
      @saadat700 6 лет назад +6

      @@thg532 please contact doggo support during regular business hours

  • @Nomaditis
    @Nomaditis 3 года назад +5311

    "It's like someone took a normal dog and boiled away all of its aspects except anger and neuroticism leaving this tiny hell creature behind"
    Sam o nella

    • @Fapperoni
      @Fapperoni 3 года назад +65

      wish he still posted :(

    • @jaegercat6702
      @jaegercat6702 3 года назад +43

      @@Fapperoni
      I heard he’s coming back soon.

    • @hamster2644
      @hamster2644 3 года назад +21

      @@jaegercat6702 when is our lord sammy coming back. Please respond

    • @hagstruan1140
      @hagstruan1140 3 года назад +12

      I MISS HIM

    • @krisskrosssss
      @krisskrosssss 3 года назад +8

      COME BACK SAM 😭😭😭

  • @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
    @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo 4 года назад +4553

    Me: “pets my dog”
    My dog: “Mlem”
    Paul: “pets dog”
    Tiny dog: listen here you little fu-

  • @destiny8794
    @destiny8794 Год назад +22

    Ah, this still makes me smile. The first time I saw this video I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, tears and all, now it's just a fond memory living rent-free in my head :)

  • @nighthauntingsyugioh7882
    @nighthauntingsyugioh7882 4 года назад +2388

    Mr. Bubz: “Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”

    • @TheCriminalChoice
      @TheCriminalChoice 4 года назад +25

      Dog: ah yes fight me mortal

    • @wheelerdealer8337
      @wheelerdealer8337 4 года назад +81

      Mr bubz isn’t a dog he is an Eldritch horror trapped within a mortal coil waiting for the old gods to return and lay waste to humanity

    • @samarthmisra2267
      @samarthmisra2267 4 года назад +4

      Oh yes

    • @checkmyplaylist1695
      @checkmyplaylist1695 4 года назад +8

      Mr bubz is much more scary

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +2

      Lucky the dog: skidoosh, fool

  • @cavemanzach9475
    @cavemanzach9475 3 года назад +1548

    exceptional actor to be able to deliver that monologue and not miss a word or die laughing while his dog has a meltdown

  • @cashed-8dmusicloops517
    @cashed-8dmusicloops517 5 лет назад +3576

    Your snail has anger problems sir.

  • @girayhankaya
    @girayhankaya 7 месяцев назад +10

    His dog's breed is a mix, a mix between rat and battery acid

  • @mag8533
    @mag8533 5 лет назад +3577

    Does he bite?

    • @cameronsadam
      @cameronsadam 5 лет назад +72

      DAT ONE BOI no

    • @SoftServeNeo
      @SoftServeNeo 5 лет назад +71

      Nah dude

    • @drizzle8159
      @drizzle8159 5 лет назад +59

      DAT ONE BOI no he lets you pet him and he won’t even nibble, he definitely won’t bite your hand off or anything

    • @zer0rebel4
      @zer0rebel4 5 лет назад +45

      Na i think hes just kissing

    • @devoncantu
      @devoncantu 5 лет назад +23

      No they're just hard nibbles

  • @tweets9349
    @tweets9349 7 лет назад +1772

    Yeah petting your dog releases a hormone called PAIN

  • @matthew_natividad
    @matthew_natividad 3 года назад +12731

    Karen: my child is perfect
    Her child:

    • @nighttail5276
      @nighttail5276 3 года назад +59

      @@localteadealer4142
      Omg I can't 😂😂

    • @MotorcycleCheetah
      @MotorcycleCheetah 3 года назад +14

      Huh, that is strangely profound.

    • @aayushi6056
      @aayushi6056 3 года назад +42

      "Fuck you, my child is completely fine"
      The child:

    • @_Aengelika_
      @_Aengelika_ 3 года назад +15

      I bet it's anti vax kid

    • @hooneymoonave
      @hooneymoonave 3 года назад +4

      Cringe

  • @techgan4001
    @techgan4001 Год назад +491

    "Lower your heart rate"
    Dog: You mean to 0 bpm?

  • @jyacthepianoman
    @jyacthepianoman 3 года назад +3793

    “ok we’re done.”
    the dog: 👁👄👁

  • @williamrussell856
    @williamrussell856 5 лет назад +402

    They would make a great companion for Mr.Bubz.

    • @butterfly8435
      @butterfly8435 5 лет назад +3

      William Russell you’re a libra, that’s nice.

    • @williamrussell856
      @williamrussell856 5 лет назад +1

      @Reaper 3rd they shall conquer the land.

  • @atomictoaster3393
    @atomictoaster3393 3 года назад +909

    i like how at the end of the video the moment the guy said "ok we done" the dog just instantly calm down like "oh we done? hows my act?"

    • @darthbeart-1014
      @darthbeart-1014 3 года назад +2

      Battle Cats, nice

    • @dorol6375
      @dorol6375 3 года назад +10

      It's almost like *he was trained to do that and not actually hurt or injure*

    • @Seafoamworks99
      @Seafoamworks99 3 года назад +14

      @@dorol6375 I had a Pomeranian that we trained to fake bite. We had all sorts of commands that she learned. "Go crazy" was like, she would roll around and sneeze. "Shake your tail feather" was her kicking her legs back and wiggling her butt. "Play" was for her to run around in circles. To get her to fake bite you just had to get her to lie down and then put your hands to the sides of her head and move them. She would start to chase and fake bite them. Absolutely precious sorry for the text wall lmao.

    • @stingraykitten1796
      @stingraykitten1796 3 года назад

      OMG BATTLE CATS

    • @darthbeart-1014
      @darthbeart-1014 3 года назад

      @@stingraykitten1796 A fellow battle cats fan

  • @TheExistentialNihilist
    @TheExistentialNihilist 4 месяца назад +2

    I know I am super late to this party, but this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a really long time. Thanks Paul.

  • @supahdmdboi8361
    @supahdmdboi8361 5 лет назад +2117

    Bulldog:level 1 crook
    *Chihuahua:level 100 boss*

    • @macaroni6033
      @macaroni6033 5 лет назад +2

      Shade the Hunter Slime so is that like a COD prestige? As in for every 100 levels you go back to level 1 but are prestige.

    • @Hi-ii1sl
      @Hi-ii1sl 5 лет назад +15

      That's how mafia works

    • @redbepis4600
      @redbepis4600 5 лет назад +5

      sovied shybe: lv 99999999 bepis master

    • @thatoneperson2604
      @thatoneperson2604 5 лет назад +1

      Help me reach 10000 subs with no vid Chihuahuas are amazing

    • @ashyamivelitii1305
      @ashyamivelitii1305 5 лет назад +1

      I made it 666

  • @sirwalkboy
    @sirwalkboy 3 года назад +3829

    "I do what all Americans do to relax. I pet my dog."
    dog: *and i took that personally*

    • @tychaos1667
      @tychaos1667 3 года назад +10

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 года назад +7

      I see a bilion of these

    • @yuckfou514
      @yuckfou514 3 года назад +8

      Fucking lame repetitive joke

    • @Bigasswasp
      @Bigasswasp 3 года назад +4

      @@yuckfou514 stfu

    • @jjohnson6382
      @jjohnson6382 3 года назад +4

      @@Bigasswasp Oh lord a Clown I hate them.

  • @ingvigetchell9133
    @ingvigetchell9133 5 лет назад +1612

    What the hell is wrong with your car

  • @thatone3AMcreature
    @thatone3AMcreature Год назад +15

    That is a very gentle dog right there!
    The way it takes a pet like no problem, great dog right there!

  • @mikahl_lawless_LSP
    @mikahl_lawless_LSP 5 лет назад +803

    Petting your dogs teeth looks very relaxing sir

  • @kgb976
    @kgb976 3 года назад +3602

    This guy: Calmly petting
    The dog: *starts getting possessed by a fucking Tasmanian devil*

    • @Pixelation_1
      @Pixelation_1 3 года назад +13

      Cute

    • @ladysilverwynde
      @ladysilverwynde 3 года назад +64

      It's a Chihuahua. Those things are tiny little hell beasts.

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 года назад +14

      @@ladysilverwynde Nah. They've got you bluffed. They just have to maintain their reputation of ferocity.
      But the Chihuahua Bella that I have now is. sneakier and more stubborn than our Rottweiler Rex used to be!

    • @markusblake7936
      @markusblake7936 3 года назад +6

      @@judithsixkiller5586
      ...waht

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 года назад +1

      @@markusblake7936 What specific part of the comment did you not understand?

  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu 5 лет назад +1890

    This is normal with most chihuahuas. They shake from the suppressed rage.

    • @MrRae7231
      @MrRae7231 4 года назад +6

      Doug Dimmadome 💯💯💯😂😂😂

    • @MrRae7231
      @MrRae7231 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @analogaudiorules1724
      @analogaudiorules1724 4 года назад +19

      ...of being little...

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 4 года назад +29

      You call that suppressed? Imagine If they let go....

    • @Piggmanmaxx
      @Piggmanmaxx 4 года назад +11

      Thanks Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

  • @MaluCLBS
    @MaluCLBS 7 месяцев назад +25

    That’s not a dog, that’s a gremlin in a dog costume.

  • @Player-1103
    @Player-1103 6 лет назад +1503

    try to put it in rice

    • @snail2426
      @snail2426 6 лет назад +6

      Oh my godddd 😂😂😂

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 6 лет назад +26

      Have you tried turning it on and off again? If that doesn't work call it's service provider.

    • @thatcheappodcast8153
      @thatcheappodcast8153 6 лет назад +3

      *spanish rice

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger 6 лет назад

      JoybuzzahzTV nobody cares about your sad life go vent somewhere else

    • @seek7301
      @seek7301 6 лет назад

      Ok

  • @Shmeedo
    @Shmeedo 5 лет назад +1117

    Just unplug it and plug it back it in works for me

  • @onehitwarrior1708
    @onehitwarrior1708 3 года назад +3569

    0:15: "fetch me their souls"

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love how the dog is perfectly content being held but the SECOND he goes to stroke him he's like "NO!"

  • @Lovely-xr4vd
    @Lovely-xr4vd 5 лет назад +296

    _oh he dont bite._

  • @bongo9418
    @bongo9418 3 года назад +2120

    I like how the dog just chills there with his tongue out and then the guy just pets him and he goes full *DOOM SLAYER* then when the guy stops he just chills with his tongue out

    • @whyareyouexisting7285
      @whyareyouexisting7285 3 года назад +45

      Its as if his hand is the antagonist toy

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 2 года назад +37

      human: *makes gesture of love and affection
      aztec hellspawn: "So you have chosen death!"

  • @HasTheTimeGone
    @HasTheTimeGone 6 лет назад +378

    There's something wrong with your chupacabra mister.

    • @bigred4379
      @bigred4379 3 года назад +2

      Omg!! First time I laughed !!

  • @chucks806
    @chucks806 Год назад +20

    I must have watched this video a couple of dozen times. I'm sorry Lucky is gone. But this is always just so funny. Lucky lives on in fond memories.