I'm so used to seeing these characters annihilate each other with enormous weapons and overblown abilities, watching them participate in a wholesome sports day is weirdly awesome
I suspected it was Maliketh. Once had a randomizer run where I faced him in the Fire Giant arena and that boy rushed down that mountain like mad and proceeded to murder me.
@@SwiftyEmpireIt makes sense. Horses only have stamina over their predators. Most predators, such as bears and felidae have faster short bursts of speed but they can't maintain it as long as their prey.
“Elden Beast disqualified for cheating.” Meanwhile Radahn literally uses gravity magic to make himself weightless and lets Leonard do all the work. Radahn isn’t even doing anything but sitting there
1:30 My headcannon is that Malenia could have easily run through the hole in the pillars. But since she is blind she faceplanted into the pillar right in front of her xD
I wonder what the boss fight would be like if Godric thought of attaching fast and strong legs to himself? It would make him 5 times stronger probably. For example, he could attach himself the legs of a royal ghost (that centipede that teleports, spits poison and causes huge damage while holding you in a stunlock (like a skeleton wheel))
@@Kagezava kinda want to see a boss that uses grafting of stronger entities like runebears and crayfish, or they graft a basilisk head to them that inflicts deathblight
Maliketh using only 3 legs while awkwardly holding a giant sword on one side and still manages to beat other similar creatures using all their legs, what a flex. I also wonder how fast Hoarah Loux is if he just spams the dash without the stomp like he doesn't in his fight.
@@ivanfire4 actually no, cause he's actually using gravity magic to be weigtless (or floating sligtly above him ) either way leonard is not slowed down.
@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 actually, even though Leonard doesn't have to carry Radahn's weight, he still has to carry his mass, he still has to accelerate his mass + Radahn's mass
Elden beast: Swims through reality itself. Wins the race. Refuses to elaborate. Phases through wall and leaves. Also I hoped to see Radahn just go meteor mode...
Man, love more wacky content like this. I mean, I adore the fights and gauntlets, don't get me wrong! But testing the AI like this is really neat to see! Wonder what other non-combat challenges you can do with them....
Wait, I had never before seen Rennala running. lol And When you think that Godrick can't be more disappointing he lost a race against a malformed snake that can barely move with his tiny skinny legs.
@@imannamalso i still believe that phase 1 godfrey would have beaten radagon if the animatiion wasn't bugged, because when you're fighting him and you get far away he closes the gap much faster without any pauses inbetween, unlike the one in the video
If dashes were involved malenia and Horah Loux probably would have way up there in speed, same with the Elk spirit guy. Or if they included the Roll attack of the Fat God Skinner lol xD would have been great.
Okay this is your best video and most creative usage of Gideon yet. I laughed too hard at him getting flattened by the Elden Beast’s nyooming over him.
quickly went from a family friendly race to "who's the youngest, least crippled, abomination that's still bodily abled?" contest also props to Godrick for his astounding losing streak!
Put Miquella in the place of Gideon on the pillars and Mohg will be the fastest of them all. Mohgwyn Time aside, I'm looking forwards to more of these non-combat challenges for the bosses! Edit: I hereby formally apologise to the Lord of Blood. The media (Miquella) convinced me he was a Mohglester.
You know, one type of video I'd like to see would be a "smart" version of various bosses, where you do your best to improve their ai. A good start would be Gideon because his ai is often what holds him back so much, he has access to such a wide variety of spells but he just selects them randomly and his dodge ai is pretty broken
It's surprising how fast Maliketh is, given how small the arena is. Guess you can never outrun Death "Lemme run to the other side to heal really quick-" "HERE'S MALI"
Cool name? Check. Pleasant aesthetics? Check. Interesting lore? Check. Awesome weapon? Check. Competent fighter? Check. Splendid voice? Check. Popular?(Especially with furries for obvious reasons) Check. Maliketh has strong main character energy indeed.
Before I watch, gonna just guess right now that Maliketh wins. Just two days ago I was watching Aggy do his randomizer no hit attempts and Maliketh outpaced Torrent and would have caught him if he didn't leave aggro range. EDIT: yep
Radagon: The time it takes to finish this race is nothing to the eternity we pursuit. Godfrey: Do you know the reason why it was called "The Long March"
Nice work with the camera shots ! Was fun ! Also Rennala being taller than Radagon gives her the ultra-mommy title ! And kinda in shape for a book worm in her 40's !
You should do this but make the pillars/finish lines into enemies so that they are hostile. I feel if, for example, placidusax was hostile, he'd just hop in the air and divebomb haha. It would give completely different results, I think.
I guess Maliketh really is just a really suped up rune bear, except his Rune is the Rune of Death. His running animation seems to be a slight variation of the Rune bear, and in Maliketh’s Beast Clergyman form, he reallr resembles the rune bear’s shape. Super fun challenge!
This was a fun change of paste than the usual videos. I fully expected the Red Wolf Of Radagon to win, thought he'd zoom to the end. Poor Leonard can't keep up with the more youthful animals. Radahn needs to give his boy a bit of a break. Also great to see even in a non-fight video Gideon still needs help. Rennala's run has some serious mom vibes & I love it. She looks like she's late to her book club.
5:15 I just noticed that Fire Giant is actually limping when walking.Its the first time Im realising this and why we attack that spot for extra damage.
The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *boop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Welcome to the elden ring Olympics!!!! God's an demigods around the lands between are here to show you what it truly means to be a warriors an true gods in the lands between. Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!
Lol when I first saw the title I thought to my self; damn he must be running out of ideas but this was actually a lot of fun to watch! Really good editing as well. Keep up the awesome content 😄
This was novel! I loved it, the only way it could have been improved was if Gideon was set to one health so the first person to knock him off the pillar would kill him
Leonard is such a good boy
The goodest
And the fastest
Nooo Leo is not the fastest :(
He tried tho and thats what counts
@@RagingBrachyNo that's Maliketh.
Imagine Radahn riding Maliketh.
I feel like Leonard in his youth might’ve won Radahn the race. He did very well for his advanced age. Definitely gotta give em that.😁👍
@@TheStraightestWhitestRadahn, rider of Death 😅
Radahn...
The guy who brings a gun to a knife fight, and the guy who brings a horse to a marathon
More like a meteor to a sword fight, but ye
Radahn the kinda guy to bring an orbital icbm rocket to a sword fight
if he used his roaring running animation which is the fastest among his other moves
he will win
And still gets outspeeded by a dog😢
@@Mad_racc00n not done in his fastest moving
him roaring and running over will give him a good chance of winning this
Radagon has that old man energy of "I'll get there when I get there."
"Winner keeps destined death"
Maliketh: Hell no
"I will not have it stolen from me again."
Elden beast: So where's my destined death
@@NamelessAwarenessG Tarnished: Here you go!
@@cryotheum Elden beast: Thanks
@@NamelessAwarenessGtarnished:stabs eldenbeast with black knife
Maliketh beating all of them without one of his paws is such a flex
Elden Beast beating everyone without even moving
Thanks for the spoiler bro I enjoyed the video thoroughly after reading it
@@DanteethLMAO
Paws
I hate the fact that in mobile RUclips this comment shows up first so I'm instantly spoiled, THANKS RUclips
If you consider Radahn's mobility being entirely dependent on Leonard, this race came down to 4 finalists that are all animals 😂
Leonard can run 10 Times faster without radahn sit on his back.
I'm so used to seeing these characters annihilate each other with enormous weapons and overblown abilities, watching them participate in a wholesome sports day is weirdly awesome
They still kind of beat on Ofnir.
Good enough for me
Hey, Bowser gets invited to all the sports things Mario and co get up to. Some times you just need a day off ya know.
Mohg cares not for speed.
The drip is all that matters
And Radagon doesn't give a sh1t about anything except his swag
does his phase two move any faster?
@@thejuiceking2219Counting flying then yeah
At least his bro proves he could book it if he tried.
Meanwhile Rykard is just swaying his head listening to music
I suspected it was Maliketh.
Once had a randomizer run where I faced him in the Fire Giant arena and that boy rushed down that mountain like mad and proceeded to murder me.
Yeah Maliketh is super fast bith in speed and attack.
@@davidtsmith33 He is the bestest boi
"And proceeded to murder me" idk why but i creaked uo when i read it
"they don't call it Destined Death for no reason"
Maliketh probably
@@Person-tz1tk "Welcome to the Mountain Tops! Also your gonna regret this." -Maliketh, the Sprinting Death.
The fact that the Runebear is pretty much the fastest common enemy in the game, is the biggest Bullshit ever
Trust me from experience, they run faster than torrent
@@SwiftyEmpireIt makes sense. Horses only have stamina over their predators. Most predators, such as bears and felidae have faster short bursts of speed but they can't maintain it as long as their prey.
@@ub-4630 OH TRUST, THE RUNEBEAR CAN MAINTAIN THAT SPEED AS LONG AS YOUR ALIVE
@@SwiftyEmpire Yeah, it's just broken when you put that in a game where NPCs don't get tired.
@@SwiftyEmpireNo one runs faster than Torrent! Lol
“Elden Beast disqualified for cheating.”
Meanwhile Radahn literally uses gravity magic to make himself weightless and lets Leonard do all the work. Radahn isn’t even doing anything but sitting there
Right?!
Radahn wasn't the competitor, Leonard was. Radahn just filled out the paperwork for him.
Obviously Leonard was the competitor. Radahn was only there for morale.
We all know elden beast won. Lol.
Would you rather let him skip the running with the meteor attack?
1:33 Malenia proving that her eyes missing isn't just cosmetic.
😂😂😂
well she has eyes and she opens them in the middle of second phase a little bit
they are just covered with rot
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Yeah I don't think she's fully blind. She has lizard eyes.
1:30 My headcannon is that Malenia could have easily run through the hole in the pillars. But since she is blind she faceplanted into the pillar right in front of her xD
“I’m Too old for this” ass walk
I'm surprised that the tree spirit moves so fast. You usually fight them cramped in someones garage.
Yeah it's what makes fighting them so annoying, they're moving like they're on coke in a student appartment
Those things are fast
It makes their fights so much more intense, it's like trying to wrestle a giant snake striking at you
Usually yes, but the one in mt gelmir is in a wide area. I figured he was fast the hard way.
SOMEONES GARAGE HAHAHA
Radagon doing a badass slow walk like a chad
He just doesn't care
"This race means nothing to me, I'm god"
@@TwiggyShei "Im hammer-Jesus, why would i care?"
@@TwiggyShei elden beast:
He's edgy walking
Lmao even in racing Godrick managed to get absolutely shit on😂
Yeah those chicken legs were not built for speed.
Poor guy looked like he was seriously struggling; Pulling a bus uphill kind of struggling.
I wonder what the boss fight would be like if Godric thought of attaching fast and strong legs to himself? It would make him 5 times stronger probably. For example, he could attach himself the legs of a royal ghost (that centipede that teleports, spits poison and causes huge damage while holding you in a stunlock (like a skeleton wheel))
@@Kagezava kinda want to see a boss that uses grafting of stronger entities like runebears and crayfish, or they graft a basilisk head to them that inflicts deathblight
would've loved to see a race between Godrick, Radagon and the Laser Golem
This was just fun and unique. Poor old Rennala really tried
So did Godrick 🤣
40 year old woman style running but still destroys a stone pillar 😆
@@valentinvas6454slow and steady 🤣
You could almost see the toast in her mouth
Rennala might actually be as fast as Malenia though in running speed. We should see the mid range runners go up against each other too.
Rennala runs so gracefully!
Radagon not giving a shit and deciding to just walk is such a boss move ngl
should've been one between godrick, radagon and the laser golem
Maliketh using only 3 legs while awkwardly holding a giant sword on one side and still manages to beat other similar creatures using all their legs, what a flex.
I also wonder how fast Hoarah Loux is if he just spams the dash without the stomp like he doesn't in his fight.
Or malenia
Remember
Most died the 1st time after the cutscene
Well, if Radahn's horse didn't have to carry him he would be the fastest.
@@R-XI_Sulla Endless waterfowl dance and she just staggers anyone next to her and blitzes onward
@@ivanfire4 actually no, cause he's actually using gravity magic to be weigtless (or floating sligtly above him ) either way leonard is not slowed down.
@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 actually, even though Leonard doesn't have to carry Radahn's weight, he still has to carry his mass, he still has to accelerate his mass + Radahn's mass
Elden beast: Swims through reality itself.
Wins the race.
Refuses to elaborate.
Phases through wall and leaves.
Also I hoped to see Radahn just go meteor mode...
The real winner
A bonus round could have been Elden Beast vs Radahn in meteor form.
Problem is that Radahn's meteor animation goes straight but also down
let me add flying Placidusax
Also thundercloud Placifusax, rolling Ancestral Spirit and rolling Foreskin Noble.
Radahn's meteor is teleportation but takes ten seconds to consume. Elden beast's skill is high-speed movement.
@@BjornTheBearim also straight and go down til im basically radahn thx bb
Radagon’s slow walk killed me. Take your time man.
Godrick really is the first proper boss of the game. Bro gets out classed by everyone
Even rykard a giant snake creature is faster then him
@@atwilliux456 I was SHOCKED at that because given Rykard's arena and size he barely has reason to move in the first place.
Man, love more wacky content like this.
I mean, I adore the fights and gauntlets, don't get me wrong! But testing the AI like this is really neat to see!
Wonder what other non-combat challenges you can do with them....
It's not wacky to fulfill acknowledgment and curiosity!
Since a lot of them have long range attacks, could you theoretically set up an archery tournament?
The pan over to Radagon on a casual stroll just killed me
Wait, I had never before seen Rennala running. lol And When you think that Godrick can't be more disappointing he lost a race against a malformed snake that can barely move with his tiny skinny legs.
😂😂😂 Poor Godrick
Let Godrick be a lesson to you, never skip leg day
I think Horah Loux´s dash would have been a great addition as well
yeah, it's stompless too so he doesn't stop
@@imannamalso i still believe that phase 1 godfrey would have beaten radagon if the animatiion wasn't bugged, because when you're fighting him and you get far away he closes the gap much faster without any pauses inbetween, unlike the one in the video
If dashes were involved malenia and Horah Loux probably would have way up there in speed, same with the Elk spirit guy. Or if they included the Roll attack of the Fat God Skinner lol xD would have been great.
@@Cobravenom69the fat roll is in the video
@@user-hs6tz9rh3z only in the bonus tho. Not in the actual race lol
Elden beast is terrifying
a fucking gummy worm is approaching you in 200km per hour is a fucking horrifying thing to witness.
@@eetfuk3571 and the worst thing is you need to chase him without torrent
@@FeeDBacKMKII luckily enough he's not running towards us, it's running away so you're just gonna be annoyed instead of being terrified.
I just realized that i've never seen Rennala just running
Okay this is your best video and most creative usage of Gideon yet. I laughed too hard at him getting flattened by the Elden Beast’s nyooming over him.
1:41 Mohg walking up to the column and shattering it is kind of a mood
quickly went from a family friendly race to "who's the youngest, least crippled, abomination that's still bodily abled?" contest
also props to Godrick for his astounding losing streak!
Fr😂
I love to see running Rennala, her animation is so fitting :D also Radagon's just a cool guy, he doesn't need to make haste.
I do like how Mohg menacingly power walks everywhere.
This was hilarious. Rennala with the jazz hands, radagon dgaf, and good boy leonard
wait, Rennala has a running animation?
She does and it's so funny
@@BjornTheBear your description of her running style was way to accurate
This video was actually pretty rad! Honestly now I kinda want to see a race of Spirit Ashes LOL
I think I know who's last on this
@@totemofundying3125 Land Squirt?
im about 90% sure that Floh wins
Put Miquella in the place of Gideon on the pillars and Mohg will be the fastest of them all.
Mohgwyn Time aside, I'm looking forwards to more of these non-combat challenges for the bosses!
Edit: I hereby formally apologise to the Lord of Blood. The media (Miquella) convinced me he was a Mohglester.
mogh just wanted to get a cupcake and go back home
Would be a race against him and Malenia
@grandmacrinkle8094 That's kinda funny to anyone who actually understands that joke lmao 😂😂😂😂
Mohg's wings have never grown any faster than before at that point😂
Mohglester
Radagon : "Why would I run when I can teleport ?"
Laser Golem : "Why would I run ?"
chadagon walks everywhere he is in no rush
Lucky him
He gets around on time by travelling a full day before any appointement
Maliketh fastest boy in the lands between
Fastest and goodest boi
@@BjornTheBear but is he the fastest in the whole Elden ring? and by the way you didn't put the knights of the Erd trees in the race
You know, one type of video I'd like to see would be a "smart" version of various bosses, where you do your best to improve their ai. A good start would be Gideon because his ai is often what holds him back so much, he has access to such a wide variety of spells but he just selects them randomly and his dodge ai is pretty broken
It's surprising how fast Maliketh is, given how small the arena is. Guess you can never outrun Death
"Lemme run to the other side to heal really quick-"
"HERE'S MALI"
I didn't know Rennala has a running animation xddd
Damn, Maliketh is the fastest and hits the hardest, who would’ve thought.
This is the best Elden Ring content I've seen 😂 More please!
Sometimes I really feel like Maliketh is much more of an MC in this game than we are 😂. His badassery is too much to handle.
Cool name? Check. Pleasant aesthetics? Check. Interesting lore? Check. Awesome weapon? Check. Competent fighter? Check. Splendid voice? Check. Popular?(Especially with furries for obvious reasons) Check. Maliketh has strong main character energy indeed.
@@kylegivens3120My boi deserves a second hp bar. From soft made him dirty.
ngl I was hoping Rykard would do his big hop attack across the arena, splashing lava all the way.
Honestly, I respect radagon's chad walk. he's choosing not to dignify this competition with true effort.
Even in this challenge Godrick lose 😂
You'd think he'd have a leg up due to all the limbs he has, but he's still a failure
He put too much weight on grafting the 3rd leg
@@BjornTheBear legends say he grafted the "member" of a dragon there, which probably greatly hinders his mobility
boar..
I was gonna say it was unnecessary to include Rykard, then he beat Godrick.
Before I watch, gonna just guess right now that Maliketh wins. Just two days ago I was watching Aggy do his randomizer no hit attempts and Maliketh outpaced Torrent and would have caught him if he didn't leave aggro range.
EDIT: yep
Radagon: The time it takes to finish this race is nothing to the eternity we pursuit.
Godfrey: Do you know the reason why it was called "The Long March"
I love how Radagom just casually walked not giving a shit
Radagon with the GIGACHAD movement
Nice work with the camera shots ! Was fun !
Also Rennala being taller than Radagon gives her the ultra-mommy title ! And kinda in shape for a book worm in her 40's !
I can tell you put some extra effort in this edit, especially with the sound & special effects! Well done Bjorn, you get a big like from me 😁👍
Thanks dude glad you liked!
Life lesson learned here is:
Nothing is faster than Destined Death
You should do this but make the pillars/finish lines into enemies so that they are hostile. I feel if, for example, placidusax was hostile, he'd just hop in the air and divebomb haha. It would give completely different results, I think.
I guess Maliketh really is just a really suped up rune bear, except his Rune is the Rune of Death. His running animation seems to be a slight variation of the Rune bear, and in Maliketh’s Beast Clergyman form, he reallr resembles the rune bear’s shape. Super fun challenge!
- it was a contest for demigods
- yeah, and leonard beat theirs brains out
Nobody:
Joe Rogan: you would be a fool to think you can outrun a bear
Malekith: i don't think i can outrun a bear, i KNOW i can
I'd say Radagon is rather too proud to run.
I like how Rykard was bobbing left and right the whole way.
He dint care about winning. Man was just vibin and having a good time.
I’ve been loving the boss vs. stronghold videos. Just got around to watching them. Thanks for the vids, these simulator videos are fun for me.
Malenia running through the pillar really speaks to her character. She's on the grind.
Unstoppable
i also like her *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*
Okay now THAT'S NEW......and pretty fun to watch lmao
Nice job for the camera angle too 🙂
Thanks dude
This was a fun change of paste than the usual videos. I fully expected the Red Wolf Of Radagon to win, thought he'd zoom to the end.
Poor Leonard can't keep up with the more youthful animals. Radahn needs to give his boy a bit of a break.
Also great to see even in a non-fight video Gideon still needs help.
Rennala's run has some serious mom vibes & I love it. She looks like she's late to her book club.
I loved that you included the bonus dash round! I was literally just thinking, well, what if the godskin guy rolled all the way to the finish line LOL
12:25 In another timeline; Marika made a bet with the Gloam-Eyed Queen for Destined Death in the form of this race 😂
🤣🤣
I can’t say I thought Rennala running would have seemed so weird to look at.
Yooo you really did it! Mad respect. There were some really close matches
5:15 I just noticed that Fire Giant is actually limping when walking.Its the first time Im realising this and why we attack that spot for extra damage.
Noble, after the race, decided that it was time to finally hit the gym after Apostle had suggested for a while
This was a joy to watch. I appreciate the improvements in your videos !
The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *boop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
the image of Mohg walking face first through that pillar in the first race amuses me greatly.
1:52 that killed me
Welcome to the elden ring Olympics!!!!
God's an demigods around the lands between are here to show you what it truly means to be a warriors an true gods in the lands between.
Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!
I wanted to see Beast Clergyman Gurank, I always thought before the Maliketh part he was uber fast
Beast Clergyman and Maliketh are the same model. It's equivalent to changing the skin version. So the running speed should be the same
This was so well made, good job
Thanks dude
I would’ve liked to see how Malenia’s dash stacked up as well
Radagon is me in the morning, back sore and stiff and trying not to piss myself
You really love what you do and it’s fantastic
Lol when I first saw the title I thought to my self; damn he must be running out of ideas but this was actually a lot of fun to watch! Really good editing as well. Keep up the awesome content 😄
Never had so many ideas in my life actually 😂
That was SO entertaining to watch 😂
Glad you enjoyed dude
@@BjornTheBear Loved it. Hope we can see more soon 😁👍
This is by far the most entertaining souls related video I’ve ever seen lol
This was novel! I loved it, the only way it could have been improved was if Gideon was set to one health so the first person to knock him off the pillar would kill him
This was a fun watch. I knew Bear was fast, but 2nd (3rd if we count the cheater lol) fastest is surprising.
I actually beat Elden Ring today, so it’s kewl to see more of this content
This is actually really entertaining. Great fkn music, awesome cinematography, cool concept!
Thanks dude
Been watching your content for a while now and this is the goofiest vid I've seen! New subscriber!
I love how silly all their walking animations are. Also elden beast does walk sometimes but it is slow as all hell
8:45 Chadrah loux's footsteps sync with Music
very interesting change of pace as far as all your videos go
I always chuckle when Gideon immediately calls for help..lool
A great race between Maliketh and the rune bear. And the falling star beast and the putrid spirit.
Malenia doesnt wanna get 1upped by radahn she has to knock a pillar too😂
I would love to read a book about "The adventures of Rune Bear and Wolf"
This is a video I didn’t know I need it. Thanks you