Adam Sandler - Retard Rap (lyrics)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2010
  • Adam Sandler - Retard Rap
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    This took a very long time, some of the lyrics may not be right but Anthony and me tried our best, enjoy!
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  • @yaoidreams2993
    @yaoidreams2993 Год назад +28

    I'm special ed and no matter how offensive this may be to some people, I think this is such a hilarious and smooth rap. it really screams early 2000's which was my childhood. I love it so much.

  • @ZraNSxHC
    @ZraNSxHC 11 лет назад +51

    the sad thing is, this is better than 99% of mainstream rap...

    • @Bike557
      @Bike557 Год назад +3

      No

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Год назад +4

      ​@@Bike557 yes mumble rap.

    • @4JudasPriest4
      @4JudasPriest4 15 дней назад

      I hate rap, I never knew that I could enjoy something so much as I love metal because of the mini intricacies of skill involved. You don’t just play some pre-organized beat and spit out a bunch of fucking retarded, fucking nonsense, but this was thought out and this was very good!!!!

  • @vanees8241
    @vanees8241 6 лет назад +221

    So this is how meme rapping started

    • @chesnikovserinsky
      @chesnikovserinsky 5 лет назад +1

      This is where it all began my friend,welcome to freedom.

    • @jonbark4406
      @jonbark4406 3 года назад +1

      Dam right this old school was born 92 gotta be old to understand

  • @paulvondal7498
    @paulvondal7498 Год назад +5

    I'm autistic my pops is autistic and dyslexic and bad emotional control I give everyone approval to share and laugh at this

  • @jordanlucky5565
    @jordanlucky5565 7 лет назад +230

    am I going to hell for finding this freaking hilarious

    • @thegodfather2385
      @thegodfather2385 7 лет назад +2

      Jordan Lucky same XD

    • @deja-mariecerminara3811
      @deja-mariecerminara3811 6 лет назад +5

      Jordan Lucky I'll meet ya there😂💀

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 5 лет назад +1

      Naaah that shit ain't real

    • @omori9324
      @omori9324 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe you’ll go to hell? Idk I guess? SATAN GIVE US THE ANSWERS oh wait he can’t hear me

    • @wankman3279
      @wankman3279 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

  • @crashburndicoot6940
    @crashburndicoot6940 3 года назад +41

    Youve no idea how many years Ive tried to find this song. And ALL I could remember was
    'Oh my legs dont work, I have a wheelchair, I pee on myself but i dont care' 😂

    • @asamcdaniel5167
      @asamcdaniel5167 7 месяцев назад

      Same some how one of my older brothers friends downloaded it on Kazaa

    • @landersm223
      @landersm223 2 месяца назад

      😂 I just spent 30 minutes looking up lyrics to try to find this song!

  • @mrburns1436
    @mrburns1436 6 лет назад +158

    COMEDY GOLD!
    WHO ELSE BUMPIN THIS IN 2018!!!!!!?

  • @deejaysoundsgood
    @deejaysoundsgood 8 лет назад +229

    Adam Sandler Definitely Got some skills!! He deserves credit!

  • @DrayceHelsing
    @DrayceHelsing 3 года назад +28

    So this is where modern day rap found its inspiration.

  • @IILooooooveBread
    @IILooooooveBread 10 месяцев назад +7

    WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE SPED CLASSES WITH THIS BANGER 🔥 🔥

  • @Gamingbrothers-ve4br
    @Gamingbrothers-ve4br 6 лет назад +76

    Still better then lil pump and any rapper made since 2014

    • @Adzinth
      @Adzinth 3 года назад +2

      You obviously don’t know music then

    • @setsunai_p7771
      @setsunai_p7771 3 года назад +1

      @@Adzinth for real. alot of rappers now are fire asf

    • @BatMan-wc1iu
      @BatMan-wc1iu 3 года назад +3

      @@Adzinth it's his opinion rap is all about rape, calling women bitches, hating white people and police, feeling sad and saying "SKR ER UH YUH CUH BUH" and shit. Its disgrace

    • @hunterkiller20000
      @hunterkiller20000 3 года назад

      @@BatMan-wc1iu clearly you have not heard good rap then, i suggest listening to mf doom

    • @ezdzit5330
      @ezdzit5330 3 года назад

      @@hunterkiller20000 that's 2000s.

  • @seraseely6570
    @seraseely6570 7 лет назад +56

    Still better than "Turn Down for what"....

  • @pxnapplewxrdo2526
    @pxnapplewxrdo2526 5 лет назад +6

    your brain when you're in math class:

  • @EvanCollett
    @EvanCollett 5 лет назад +10

    Once you defeat all the SoundCloud rappers you must face the final boss.

  • @joshharding3680
    @joshharding3680 10 лет назад +128

    Still better then Niki Manaj

  • @nicolebernard5861
    @nicolebernard5861 2 года назад +5

    bumping this is 2022 is crazy

    • @lgrw1324
      @lgrw1324 Год назад +2

      Get canceled INSTANTLY LMAOOOO

  • @hillbillyhick711
    @hillbillyhick711 5 лет назад +9

    "That's why my mom held my head underwater"

  • @TCDrakonus
    @TCDrakonus 7 лет назад +262

    sounds like the beastie boys

  • @redfish1926
    @redfish1926 7 лет назад +230

    I feel like a bag of shit because I found this funny

    • @brotatochip451
      @brotatochip451 7 лет назад +8

      William Isner wtf hope your joking bro or your fucked up

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 7 лет назад +3

      Brotato Chip lol omfg dude, I hope YOU'RE joking. Because if not, I think that you might be a little too thin-skinned for the internet bro.

    • @xSciyoutube
      @xSciyoutube 7 лет назад +1

      we are both going to hell

    • @ali3nmetaphor66
      @ali3nmetaphor66 7 лет назад +1

      Kelso Schneider don't, it's funny but rude like a fart

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 7 лет назад +2

      Kelso Schneider i laughed until it hurt to breathe

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches 6 лет назад +14

    "better than modern music"

  • @XaqBinks
    @XaqBinks 13 лет назад +15

    I'm pretty sure it's
    'just like colombine you'll all get some'

  • @stoner_palace9955
    @stoner_palace9955 6 лет назад +117

    I find this funny people are just to sensitive smh

    • @troymcdivitt7818
      @troymcdivitt7818 5 лет назад +1

      Funny

    • @arielgivan834
      @arielgivan834 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @aleaf4627
      @aleaf4627 4 года назад +2

      I was raised around a dad that made me not sensitive to this type of stuff

    • @suzymcclung2064
      @suzymcclung2064 4 года назад +2

      @@aleaf4627 my dad literally calls me retarded

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 3 года назад +1

      2000's shock humor was the best.

  • @alexwesley5858
    @alexwesley5858 6 лет назад +2

    I spent years looking for this

  • @bbomg02
    @bbomg02 7 лет назад +77

    It's so fucked up, but I laughed a little bit lol

  • @patfrerking
    @patfrerking 6 лет назад +8

    Recommended list is on point today.

  • @RubinoDetailing
    @RubinoDetailing 7 лет назад +11

    BEST SONG EVER MADE

  • @jamesprice2163
    @jamesprice2163 6 лет назад +11

    This is funny as hell

  • @R41ph3a7b6
    @R41ph3a7b6 Год назад +7

    The song actually weirdly goes hard.

  • @MrTiger5008
    @MrTiger5008 8 лет назад +29

    faith in humanity restored

  • @chacewood9680
    @chacewood9680 6 лет назад +9

    The new beasty boys album is lit.

  • @pierceaaron095
    @pierceaaron095 6 лет назад +13

    There special education beastie boys

  • @ashcubling4602
    @ashcubling4602 6 лет назад +2

    this is hilarious!!!!! am i evil?....

  • @1quick4u
    @1quick4u 12 лет назад +1

    LOL this made my day :P

  • @lilrexgoffical
    @lilrexgoffical 3 года назад +2

    i gonna watch this video at lease once a day ! i'm a absolute adam sandler fan

  • @dekuwife3626
    @dekuwife3626 3 года назад +1

    if this was made in 2021, he would be cancelled

  • @windsor9064
    @windsor9064 3 года назад +4

    This is what I call Good Content.

  • @lyricrogersofficial
    @lyricrogersofficial 9 лет назад +137

    I have Asperger's and I find this very funny lol

    • @mushney
      @mushney 9 лет назад +18

      You found this very funny, because you have Asperger's....

    • @jackgiggle
      @jackgiggle 8 лет назад +27

      Hehehe... Assburgers.

    • @eddiegutierrez1843
      @eddiegutierrez1843 8 лет назад +4

      So do i. I have asperger's syndrome. And laughed my butt off at this

    • @goatpriestess1202
      @goatpriestess1202 8 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @douchenozzle1641
      @douchenozzle1641 7 лет назад +2

      steve clarke I'm not gonna make any kinda bogus comments. I'm really not about to say anything rude or whatever you're thinking. But if you feel comfortable please answer this one question.
      What does your father do for a living?

  • @Mitchthemysteryman
    @Mitchthemysteryman 9 лет назад +24

    I'm pretty surer it is "most of us are born cold hearted.

  • @okaigh2488
    @okaigh2488 6 лет назад

    900th subsciber

  • @ferrariff97
    @ferrariff97 11 лет назад +1

    This is amazing

  • @chipdiesel9788
    @chipdiesel9788 Год назад +2

    GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 8 лет назад +24

    This shit is fucking AWESOME!!! Omfg hilarity at its finest....

  • @stupendous1068
    @stupendous1068 8 лет назад +10

    Happy 50th birthday Adam Sandler!!!

    • @aaronditchfield781
      @aaronditchfield781 5 лет назад +2

      u know celebs bdays? you must be so proud

    • @4JudasPriest4
      @4JudasPriest4 15 дней назад

      @@aaronditchfield781lol ahhh haha 😂😂

  • @moneywelder
    @moneywelder 13 дней назад

    I took care of intellectually challenged individuals as a job. I pulled into work and one of the female staff turned me into the head boss. He called me into his office and asked about this song. I played it for him and he said that this song was absolutely amazing and he could understand how intellectually challenged individuals would feel like this. So, the Karen turned me into the union steward. Same deal, she thought it was a great song that represents how intellectually challenged individuals actually feel. Frustrated by normal people. Great song 🎵

  • @aaronmurphy9534
    @aaronmurphy9534 8 лет назад +7

    Actually fire

  • @collinking5236
    @collinking5236 2 года назад +4

    Such a great song even in 2022

    • @marcloudon1666
      @marcloudon1666 2 года назад +2

      Can you imagine if he released it in 2022 😂 the backlash

  • @robertduncan2001
    @robertduncan2001 2 года назад +4

    I love this song!

  • @xSciyoutube
    @xSciyoutube 7 лет назад +6

    most lit track ever!

  • @trevorholt387
    @trevorholt387 10 лет назад

    This is hilarious good job guys

  • @debrastroud5879
    @debrastroud5879 6 лет назад +27

    is it bad that this reminds me of the Beastie boys

  • @livefromspxce
    @livefromspxce 5 лет назад

    This is the best

  • @relyks286
    @relyks286 6 лет назад +2

    when i was in school we had a handicapped kid named "timmy" he was exactly like south park timmy, no lie. one time i asked him his name and he looked up at me smiled, and said "Timmy" i laughed, ONLY because he sounded perfectly like south park's timmy. without intending to.

  • @Iwasonceacarpenter
    @Iwasonceacarpenter 10 лет назад +36

    I am retarded and I love this song

  • @zombiekiller23able
    @zombiekiller23able 13 лет назад

    this is awsome

  • @redneckrollie9694
    @redneckrollie9694 6 лет назад +2

    I played this song in the hallway near the Special Ed class

  • @josetrapaz
    @josetrapaz 8 месяцев назад +2

    we making it outta elementary with this one

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 8 месяцев назад +1

      Something he couldn't replicate again.
      This will not work today x will blow up.

  • @jacobericlamberson3562
    @jacobericlamberson3562 11 лет назад +2

    Still better than the shit on the radio.

  • @subZtantial905
    @subZtantial905 13 лет назад

    LOVE IT YES!!!

  • @psyraxx39
    @psyraxx39 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:44 low key fire

  • @funguynstc
    @funguynstc 12 лет назад +1

    people just complain to much, adam donates a good bit of his time working with the mentally ill, so if he helped them get this song out there and they were ok with it, then more power to them, and if anyone who doesnt have anything wrong with them and they find this offensive, screw them

  • @phyllisannking4126
    @phyllisannking4126 8 лет назад +12

    Oh Come On!! Humor is the Universal Language, All Situations, Even Tragedy After some time, are up for grabs !!! We Should All be able to laugh at our imperfections, makes them alittle easier to bare, accept, and live with!!!! So You Go Adam Sandler!! Do What You Do!!!

  • @Food-xq5md
    @Food-xq5md 7 лет назад +38

    When the song is lit 🔥

  • @bwhill96
    @bwhill96 9 лет назад +4

    I love this song

  • @meghankeefe9644
    @meghankeefe9644 10 лет назад +1

    Lol coolest video

  • @WayneDoran2011
    @WayneDoran2011 9 лет назад +29

    that was fucking hilarious

  • @fishisnotfishfish2267
    @fishisnotfishfish2267 3 года назад +5

    There u go eminem, the real rap god in this song lol

  • @isaiahcordova1520
    @isaiahcordova1520 3 года назад +1

    Discovered this song from lime wire. Can’t remember what song it said it was, but this came on instead. Instant classic.
    RIP LIMEWIRE

    • @rminitials
      @rminitials 2 года назад

      Frostwire too

    • @trextrextrex
      @trextrextrex 4 месяца назад

      Same hing happened to me Iwas downloading a song but this came through. Pretty sure I used something besides Limewire

  • @cameronsanders3851
    @cameronsanders3851 7 лет назад +2

    straight BARS

  • @ronnieheidelberger7604
    @ronnieheidelberger7604 6 лет назад +1

    The wheel chair part was the best

  • @getyawetwipes8672
    @getyawetwipes8672 6 лет назад

    This is a cookie good lookin out B

  • @digitalvibez14
    @digitalvibez14 6 месяцев назад

    LMAOO FIREE

  • @constanceturner3746
    @constanceturner3746 6 лет назад

    Nice video

  • @ForeverPaintedBlack
    @ForeverPaintedBlack 11 лет назад

    I cant get onmy acc. Anymore so this is a different one, to anyone correcting thank you but to people who are asses i didnt see you taking the time to make a lyric video for something that was out for years :3

  • @ProudMom95674
    @ProudMom95674 12 лет назад +2

    OMG! I don't offend easily & I'm horrified, but laughing so damn hard too!

  • @michaeldesilvio221
    @michaeldesilvio221 3 года назад +1

    Very profound.

  • @alonelemming1
    @alonelemming1 5 лет назад +2

    Why this go hard tho? 😂

  • @potatoesrockvr
    @potatoesrockvr Год назад

    wow awsome

  • @nehemiahpouncey3607
    @nehemiahpouncey3607 Год назад

    He won't be able to do this again
    Without twitter blowing up.😂

  • @karlkevin9668
    @karlkevin9668 6 лет назад

    Lol lmfao love this

  • @DrespaxPvP27
    @DrespaxPvP27 Месяц назад

    Genius

  • @lilrexgoffical
    @lilrexgoffical 3 года назад +4

    This shit is funny as hell 👍

  • @aphrodite8463
    @aphrodite8463 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂god plz forgive me for laughing and learning the whole song

  • @brandonnpustelakk3710
    @brandonnpustelakk3710 12 лет назад

    lmao! laughin so hard i cant breathe!!!

  • @falaqdad15
    @falaqdad15 12 лет назад

    Comedy is a service that a comedian provides for you. If you laugh, enjoy that shit. Be thankful about THAT if anything.

  • @bungieflute
    @bungieflute 2 года назад +1

    born cold hearted

  • @-Rabit-
    @-Rabit- 4 года назад

    Epic.

  • @noelIsadore19
    @noelIsadore19 12 лет назад

    i heard this song a while ago, i didnt know it was adam sandler that raps it, i got it from limewire a few years ago

  • @bothatguyyoudontknow
    @bothatguyyoudontknow 6 лет назад

    Fire

  • @randompplzdoinrandom
    @randompplzdoinrandom 14 лет назад

    hah love it!

  • @sawedoff.shotgun
    @sawedoff.shotgun 7 лет назад

    best song ever

  • @chaswickswhite5736
    @chaswickswhite5736 5 лет назад

    The NEW entrance theme for the NEW DAY

  • @shitdid
    @shitdid 12 лет назад

    now this is good rap

  • @chimpjohnson8577
    @chimpjohnson8577 4 года назад +1

    epic

  • @PAR4B0LA
    @PAR4B0LA 6 лет назад

    Hell yeah

  • @FasciaSF
    @FasciaSF 11 лет назад +3

    Better than justin bieber!

  • @brandonpolansky9724
    @brandonpolansky9724 5 месяцев назад +1

    I tried to download this on iTunes

  • @laffeydude3558
    @laffeydude3558 2 года назад +7

    I remember listening to this when I was 12. This was my based childhood.

  • @WhiteStripe333
    @WhiteStripe333 12 лет назад +4

    sounds just like the Beastie Boys! :D

  • @djfreak1996
    @djfreak1996 6 лет назад +1

    I lost it at the chorus.

  • @chrislove5142
    @chrislove5142 6 лет назад +1

    haha dying😂