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  • @arrrjaxon4498
    @arrrjaxon4498 3 года назад +5629

    i've just learned ItsMatlok is a fuckin lyrical genius

    • @helze2
      @helze2 3 года назад +45

      alr since nobody wants to reply to this ill be the first

    • @xorstring
      @xorstring 3 года назад +16

      @@helze2 yeah ill reply too

    • @Mirdion
      @Mirdion 3 года назад +8

      @@xorstring guess i will too

    • @xorstring
      @xorstring 3 года назад +9

      @@Mirdion fuck yeah

    • @TheGoldenSwitch
      @TheGoldenSwitch 2 года назад +3

      Yeet

  • @luguentzdort6365
    @luguentzdort6365 3 года назад +2146

    6:54 I now know why Kanye said his worst mistake was signing Big Sean

    • @TwitchiiKurly
      @TwitchiiKurly 3 года назад +144

      That line was inspired by Eminem 😭😭😭

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 3 года назад +64

      @@TwitchiiKurly not surprised

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 3 года назад +47

      well I mean Kanye also wrote that *one* line (about bleach n stuff)

    • @greninjaswrld3777
      @greninjaswrld3777 3 года назад +4

      Lu Dort!!!!! THE THUNDER LEGEND i love you so much thanks for helping my team (the thunder) out so much

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 3 года назад +3

      @@greninjaswrld3777 didnt you guys just lose by 73

  • @47AdriRamiAKAETHG
    @47AdriRamiAKAETHG 3 года назад +4498

    Stealin that “I’m the shit the way I fertilize her” lyric

    • @xorstring
      @xorstring 3 года назад +29

      since no one will reply i will

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 3 года назад +96

      @@xorstring Do you want a 🍪 or something?

    • @xorstring
      @xorstring 3 года назад +4

      @@jghifiversveiws8729 did i say i want 1 fuckhead

    • @brycechryson5686
      @brycechryson5686 3 года назад +60

      @@xorstring Do you want a 🍪 or something?

    • @Folzysego
      @Folzysego 3 года назад +51

      @@xorstring Do you want a 🍪 or something?

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 3 года назад +5271

    This seems like something a channel with millions of subs would do just to mess around with their friends. It's good to see people less popular to making top tier humor like this.

    • @SlurpyTheDog
      @SlurpyTheDog 3 года назад +141

      his friends in this video are way more popular tho, but yeah, dudes mad underrated

    • @yinx8903
      @yinx8903 3 года назад +48

      isaacwhy type of beat

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 3 года назад +32

      It’s almost like his friends have millions of subs

    • @scarsch2818
      @scarsch2818 2 года назад +5

      @@sadovuato🧢

    • @VinMeasles
      @VinMeasles 2 года назад +5

      @@yinx8903 exactly my thoughts

  • @user-df9qb7bj2g
    @user-df9qb7bj2g 3 года назад +1930

    I got every single one right and I have never felt less proud of myself in my entire life

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 3 года назад +25

      Lmao same but i heard almost all of the song on daily basis

    • @eliyahuzylberberg171
      @eliyahuzylberberg171 3 года назад

      I also did but I feel like two of h them shouldn’t count for me

    • @Shadow_Gamer12012
      @Shadow_Gamer12012 3 года назад +17

      @@htw1230 why would you torture yourself like that

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 3 года назад +2

      @@Shadow_Gamer12012 idek

    • @Shadow_Gamer12012
      @Shadow_Gamer12012 3 года назад +5

      @@htw1230 like seriously listening to lil uzi vert that would be torture

  • @kayshawn.
    @kayshawn. 3 года назад +290

    6:12 bro, this sounds like one of those voice deepfakes 😭

    • @shakabrah2061
      @shakabrah2061 2 года назад +23

      from those ai text to speech websites

    • @falaffle
      @falaffle Год назад +12

      @@shakabrah2061 like the AI that go crazy when you make them say AOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAIAIIDIFIIRIFIDKRIIDIDKXKXKSKDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, If you know what I’m talking about

    • @zerocero9598
      @zerocero9598 12 дней назад

      I mean lil Uzi is the goat tho

  • @wasambu
    @wasambu 2 года назад +325

    So we're not gonna talk about how Matlok came up with the daddy daycare one.... 💀

  • @ArturTheFOE
    @ArturTheFOE 3 года назад +2030

    **audible fart**

  • @glenhaven721
    @glenhaven721 2 года назад +544

    “Swallowed all his kids, call my stomach daddy daycare”: Is “Fake”
    Cronus: 🥺

  • @very025
    @very025 3 года назад +921

    I feel like quoting weezer
    “Pump it up into me please daddy please daddy”
    “GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS’

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 3 года назад +103

      "sex making is a family tradition"

    • @very025
      @very025 3 года назад +41

      @@wiltedangel dude where did that come from? I don’t think it was from Pinkerton. Maybe the black album?

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 3 года назад +42

      it came from Hurley, specifically the song where's my sex

    • @very025
      @very025 3 года назад +15

      @@wiltedangel OHHHH THAT SONG. yeah when looking at my most listened songs of the year with my mom she was so confused

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 3 года назад +16

      “i will ape the goomba”

  • @bucket7000
    @bucket7000 3 года назад +331

    woah dababy is in this video

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 года назад +20

      Let’s go

    • @pros_0143
      @pros_0143 3 года назад +25

      @@fries5849 Lesgo👉😁👈

    • @studentNEET319
      @studentNEET319 3 года назад +10

      *Dababy is on Davideo*

    • @javiartem
      @javiartem 3 года назад +1

      @@studentNEET319 w profile pic

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 3 года назад +2

      👉👶👈

  • @the2519
    @the2519 3 года назад +211

    The sanguine paradise one I knew cuz I listen to it all the time, but the one Martin wrote actually seemed like a rap lyric that someone has said

    • @jb-eq6no
      @jb-eq6no Год назад +15

      it hurts that he called it bad and that line is like two seconds before the drop.. he’s never gonna know how close to greatness he was

    • @_weezermemes_4195
      @_weezermemes_4195 Год назад +1

      @@jb-eq6no for real😭

  • @Lightning_bugs
    @Lightning_bugs 3 года назад +818

    This is great! Maybe some background music would help with the silence? Really funny video. I also love the editing!

    • @ItsMatlok
      @ItsMatlok  3 года назад +213

      thanks homie! I'll definitely add some music next time I do a discord vid

    • @abcdeika
      @abcdeika 2 года назад +8

      @@ItsMatlok great videos! It's very fun to watch you guys talk and make fun of the lyrics. It feels real and alive. Good job, keep up. Please, make more of these! You can take fantano reading bad lyrics video for inspiration :D
      Your videos remind me of the earlier years in school where I used to just talk with my friends about stuff in Skype (very long ago) or Discord (more recently). Thank you. Thank you for reminding how cool is this and maybe I should do some of that interactive shit with my friends as well.

    • @abcdeika
      @abcdeika 2 года назад +3

      UPD: Ah, I see. Your recent that kind of a video is about genius interviews. Well, I'm gonna go watch that one! Anyway, I hope you keep making these. Subscribed

    • @TheSlicingSword
      @TheSlicingSword 2 года назад +21

      I kind of like that there's no music, it made it feel more like a bunch of bros hanging on a Discord call

    • @Wayloz
      @Wayloz 2 года назад +4

      @@TheSlicingSword Same, I don't think there NEEDS to be music. Either way I'll survive but in a way, no music is more personal(?).

  • @grantsegesser4186
    @grantsegesser4186 2 года назад +258

    Why do i feel like they’re all versions of JSchlatt in other universes

    • @BrothSoda
      @BrothSoda 2 года назад +10

      Yes. Just yes

    • @netuo
      @netuo 9 месяцев назад

      g slap

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 9 месяцев назад

      Oh my god I can’t un hear it

  • @FloWoodEnT123
    @FloWoodEnT123 2 года назад +227

    I'm a rapper and I can't even be mad at how y'all are trashing rap. This shit is objectively funny lmao

  • @heartfulhex3619
    @heartfulhex3619 3 года назад +411

    I wheezed so hard you're an actual lyrical genius

  • @ashen_roses
    @ashen_roses 2 года назад +45

    8:00 god damn it when you're right you're right

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder 3 года назад +2142

    You kinda wrote some bangers here tho, the lactose line? Incredible
    Edit 3 months later: damn idk what the fuck y'all are so pressed about in the replies but consider crying about it ❤️

    • @GRAINYPILL
      @GRAINYPILL 3 года назад +17

      what s the name of that flag country whatever it is
      dlete i come back even with more facts#boosie#

    • @ezrastgg
      @ezrastgg 3 года назад +71

      @@GRAINYPILL gay

    • @b1gBud00bo1
      @b1gBud00bo1 3 года назад +5

      Bruh, there are so many lines in rap that kills harder than that line. That line made me cringe so fucking hard

    • @lev444rr
      @lev444rr 3 года назад +26

      @@b1gBud00bo1 no you just don't know the absolute genius of that line 😂

    • @Rickkhry
      @Rickkhry 3 года назад +3

      @@GRAINYPILL gay

  • @BaxsStudios
    @BaxsStudios 3 года назад +131

    J Cole has so many bad bars involving shit its crazy. Might have a fetish

    • @dennispodiapolski9763
      @dennispodiapolski9763 2 года назад +56

      Nah Ik bro I listen to his music all the time and he a lyrical genius but sometimes he be going off talking bout some “this is big shit poppin you gon need a plunger” 😭 like tf 💀

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Год назад +14

      Yea. J cole is dope but I'd be lying if I said he didn't have quite a few corny and sometimes just garbage lines

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 Год назад +12

      @@myyoutubeaccount4167 90% of his shit hits, but it just hurts when it misses lol, but most the time it's funny so it's not too bad

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Год назад +1

      @@saudade7842
      True

  • @maxwellellis1556
    @maxwellellis1556 Год назад +16

    "she put that thong on my groin-groin" sounds like something mf doom would write

  • @dominustin5926
    @dominustin5926 2 года назад +58

    Squirtometer sounds like something 2 Chainz would come up with

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 6 дней назад

      2 chainz has some wild bars 💀

  • @adamngriffin3921
    @adamngriffin3921 3 года назад +92

    ah great, miss this genre of RUclips, great to see channels like this

  • @Marshimized
    @Marshimized 2 года назад +27

    3:29 honestly expected this to be a big sean lyric

  • @cringecenter4733
    @cringecenter4733 2 года назад +46

    “See my lil daughter bad as hell and she ain’t even five.”-Lil Durk, 248

  • @hellogoodbye8620
    @hellogoodbye8620 Год назад +7

    3:24 “that’s why the call him dababy, he shits himself mid-song”💀💀😭😭😭

  • @KTC88
    @KTC88 2 года назад +73

    This had me laughing so hard the neighbors could probably hear. Amazing stuff y’all! (P.s. I can’t believe half this stuff is real)

  • @MindTheCraft09
    @MindTheCraft09 2 года назад +9

    ive heard "somebody clean out this withered brit, lookin' and smellin' worse than queen elizabeth" in a rap battle between tricky the clown and springtrap

  • @kachow9582
    @kachow9582 2 года назад +37

    7:01 For some reason I felt like I had heard the first one before

    • @Yacoub1204
      @Yacoub1204 2 года назад +4

      Trippie red said it on his song cell

    • @tafae-sf4uv
      @tafae-sf4uv 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same

  • @Max-ye9gc
    @Max-ye9gc 3 года назад +17

    4:00 new the exact song and flow for the real one

  • @gavinomo9718
    @gavinomo9718 3 года назад +124

    I fucking KNEW it was big Sean and did the voice and everything before I even knew😂 Love him and love the vid

    • @NYCTOSEE
      @NYCTOSEE 3 года назад +5

      Omg same! INSTANTLY knew the verse because I’ve heard I Do It so many times! Finally Famous is prob my fav Sean album!

    • @gavinomo9718
      @gavinomo9718 3 года назад +1

      @@NYCTOSEE I didnt even know the song😂😂

  • @Jetblack09
    @Jetblack09 2 года назад +23

    8:42 He sounds like Kanye

  • @anrio2560
    @anrio2560 2 года назад +25

    3:21 Thumbnail

  • @silentantagonist2333
    @silentantagonist2333 3 года назад +154

    You wrote squirtometer?
    P a i n, but also subbed

    • @ItsMatlok
      @ItsMatlok  3 года назад +39

      god i wish i didnt but i did

  • @fakename1474
    @fakename1474 3 года назад +91

    I'm not sure if this channels was recommended cause of spartanz or because of the few seconds of persona 5 royal music. Either way it's weird that both of my tastes mixed here conveniently

  • @sifdorzo
    @sifdorzo Год назад +8

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on RUclips. Keep this thing going, do more of em

  • @jal4319
    @jal4319 3 года назад +12

    Damn you're underrated asf
    Can't wait to see your channel grow eventually c:

  • @Vinnyc11
    @Vinnyc11 Год назад +20

    4:41
    The Omori pfp says “let’s move on”.

  • @seancat948
    @seancat948 3 года назад +34

    0:44 yeah, they only know about Lil Chungus

  • @ashen_roses
    @ashen_roses 2 года назад +15

    My eyes are wider than the universe that someone cracked Logic's flow

  • @wellheck1377
    @wellheck1377 3 года назад +72

    random-group-of-guys-on-a-discord-call is one of my favorite genres on youtube

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 3 года назад +37

    Man, I accidentally stumbled upon you. And this is my second video that I've seen on this channel, you guys guessing the lyrics. And this shit is hilarious.

  • @IstandwithIsrael236
    @IstandwithIsrael236 9 месяцев назад +4

    3:22 just another "lyric" ice spice stole

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 10 месяцев назад +3

    Okay, so I stumbled upon this (thank you YT algorithm) and usually I don't stay or watch vids like these (my kids do, tho). But damn, y'all are funny AF and I stayed through the whole thing and subbed. I think this is one of my new fav vids of the day, because these lyrics...no way dude. No way lmfao

  • @IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK
    @IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK 4 месяца назад +1

    I miss these guys where did they go

  • @KittyxKult
    @KittyxKult Год назад +8

    That daddy daycare line is iconic actually

  • @Floppyseal11
    @Floppyseal11 3 года назад +9

    6:27 that was in the Anthony Fantano video

  • @renhaker
    @renhaker 3 года назад +5

    “Niggas talking shit get piss n’ pood on” -Pharrell Williams, Aerosol Can

  • @cruschishere9939
    @cruschishere9939 2 года назад +6

    6:51 Ofc big sean wrote that shi😭😭

  • @borerays
    @borerays 3 года назад +23

    How does this only have 100 views

  • @SlurpyTheDog
    @SlurpyTheDog 3 года назад +4

    As godlike as it is, thats not even J Coles funniest line about shitting and farting:
    "These n***a's think they the shit but they aint even farted yet"

  • @theonesocktheif
    @theonesocktheif 3 года назад +20

    this video is PAIN
    but also BASED
    good video keep it up homie

  • @GentleShadow7
    @GentleShadow7 3 года назад +17

    3:37 😂👌🏾 I can't *even*

  • @AdrianEN
    @AdrianEN 3 года назад +15

    the thumbnail is already comedy gold
    Edit: the video didn’t disappoint, I laughed so hard I started tearing up lol

  • @KamAnimate12
    @KamAnimate12 Год назад +12

    1:51 what

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 3 года назад +19

    Even J. Cole has his low moments I suppose…

  • @shadowshibe5962
    @shadowshibe5962 Год назад +2

    This is the first video I have seen from your channel and it does not disappoint

  • @maevemilless4561
    @maevemilless4561 10 месяцев назад +2

    I didn’t realize this was made two years ago and I expected at least 3 of these to be from that one ice spice song

  • @disastreee
    @disastreee 3 года назад +8

    100% this channel is next up keep putting these out lmaoo

  • @kattakugi
    @kattakugi 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:20 i swear i almost fucking died laughing reading that that cannot be real

  • @Alpinoob5555
    @Alpinoob5555 2 года назад +8

    What in the world did I just watch. I loved every single second of it

  • @DS-xg7hk
    @DS-xg7hk 2 года назад +7

    The way i knew the groin groin line was real lmaoo

  • @ItsUpItsStuck
    @ItsUpItsStuck Год назад +5

    I don't know what's funnier: the Waka Flocka flame lyrics or the fact they thought Flocka was really gang life 😂😂😂

  • @worldblazin4209
    @worldblazin4209 Год назад

    OMG BEST THUMBNAIL HAHA. No really this sells it amazing I like Dababys other songs but this was hilarious when this L freaking joke came about I was just waiting for someone to create a video thumbnail like this for weeks!

  • @froge3599
    @froge3599 2 года назад +4

    3:46 sounds like a dr suess poem

  • @AV_Action
    @AV_Action 3 года назад +8

    DaBaby shidded and farded

  • @GucciAK47s
    @GucciAK47s 3 года назад +8

    3:53 nle choppa first day out freestyle

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 3 года назад +1

      I love how the picture not even Choppa 🤣

    • @Spgzay
      @Spgzay 3 года назад +1

      @@coreycasciano3255 its a freestyle of spots song on spotify its the same cause it's still technically his song

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 3 года назад +1

      @@Spgzay you know wat never even thought of that lol

  • @Giyuu_TomiTomi
    @Giyuu_TomiTomi Месяц назад +1

    "Welcome to the underground!"
    "How was the fallll?"
    -skello bros 😌
    0:04

  • @pinkou6806
    @pinkou6806 3 года назад +12

    Suprising that I know most of these, rap music really stuck in my head

  • @dam_d713
    @dam_d713 3 года назад +12

    This feels like a collection of people that listen to Eminem & NF

    • @Kuplpa
      @Kuplpa 2 года назад +4

      Yeah saying uzi and thug are trash is just unbeliveable

    • @Stickman_Productions
      @Stickman_Productions 2 года назад

      @@Kuplpa unbeliveable

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 Год назад +1

      They made fun of logic in the first one so i doubt it

  • @ambersquirrel2514
    @ambersquirrel2514 Год назад +3

    they show the rapper and they look the hawaiian punch guy

  • @Handlehater564
    @Handlehater564 3 месяца назад +1

    Why does the one on the right sound like if Jshlatt and Peter Griffin had a child? 💀😭

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 2 года назад +14

    Most of these where actually easy to guess, which means my mind has finally been reduced to mush from rapper’s headass lyrics.

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n Год назад +2

    One of the funniest vids I saw in a while.

  • @maxheeman6936
    @maxheeman6936 3 года назад +24

    3:50 i realized that he picked a choppa bar hahahaha

    • @daan626
      @daan626 3 года назад +1

      SAAAME ngl that song is a bop

  • @wibithefirst
    @wibithefirst 2 года назад +3

    Please do more discord games these are hilarious

  • @Geck_Gxng
    @Geck_Gxng 2 года назад +16

    3:20-3:27 💀 flamed him
    4:28 NAH
    6:08-6:18 FR LMAO
    9:02-9:06 NO FUCKING WAY 💀

  • @kylar1042
    @kylar1042 3 года назад +8

    I SWEAR I'VE HEARD SQUIRTOMETER BEFORE

  • @edahnndlovu274
    @edahnndlovu274 3 года назад +15

    Honestly, that's one of my favourite Waka Flocka lines😂😂😂😂

  • @TES-ct4zq
    @TES-ct4zq Год назад +3

    6:23 he sounds like shade from borderlands 2 the hell

  • @S0L-AR1S
    @S0L-AR1S 3 года назад +18

    Bro yo shit is funny af😂 u underated af fr💯

  • @wynndye
    @wynndye 3 года назад +2

    I SHAT MYSELF WHEN I SAW THE *audible fart* IN THE THUMBNAIL LMAOOO

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 3 года назад +16

    4:24
    That aint even nle choppa thats spotgoteem

  • @MaxMax-kt2pw
    @MaxMax-kt2pw 2 года назад +9

    7:36 racially motivated thinking

    • @flameking3544
      @flameking3544 2 года назад +16

      Nah cuz white rappers that are in gangs exist too

  • @abweo
    @abweo 2 года назад +13

    is it bad I recognized almost every real lyric

  • @guckky
    @guckky Год назад +4

    WHY DO MARTIN'S LYRICS LOWKEY GO HARD LMAOO

  • @radicalvevo
    @radicalvevo 3 года назад +3

    3:54 YOOO BEFORE THE ANSWER IS REVEALED ITS CONFIEDENTLY NOW CHPOPPA LMAO THAT BAR IS AMAZING

    • @Spgzay
      @Spgzay 3 года назад +2

      Once he said it i knew it instantly

  • @jenngeith455
    @jenngeith455 Год назад +2

    they know im the shit *audible fart* ew! is a masterpiece

  • @RealUnHoly
    @RealUnHoly 2 года назад +17

    2:08 JSCHLATT is here

    • @moonylostagain
      @moonylostagain Год назад +1

      Sounds more like Swaggersouls

    • @TyrannosaurusRex..
      @TyrannosaurusRex.. 10 месяцев назад +1

      “The man behind the Shlaughter” is one of my favourite RUclipsrs.

  • @xandramuse777
    @xandramuse777 2 года назад +1

    I couldn't figure out which one was real for the last one but I knew it had to be J.Cole. Dude has way too many outta pocket lines about shit.

  • @Sh1tjefferys
    @Sh1tjefferys 3 года назад +5

    The Queso line went hard ngl

  • @notcoolden
    @notcoolden 3 года назад +7

    I knew the fish stick line sanguine paradise his top 10

  • @SyTheBeyonder
    @SyTheBeyonder Год назад +3

    im the shit im farting i dont know how to potty

  • @guestuser9969
    @guestuser9969 2 года назад +2

    the fact that ik like half of these 🤣🤣🤣 im dying 💀

  • @fulecia
    @fulecia 2 года назад +4

    i thought squirtometer was real bc i know lil yachty would say some bs like that but i guess not

  • @NNyte
    @NNyte 3 года назад +8

    I hate that I knew most of these
    I hate that the last one was J. Cole

  • @cowboyfromtheC
    @cowboyfromtheC 2 года назад +6

    at 5:16 i knew i heard it b4 but it looked weird actually typed out

  • @Kraxel-North
    @Kraxel-North Год назад +2

    I was wrong two times and my thought process was "which one's the dumbest?"

  • @llbrisll
    @llbrisll 3 года назад +10

    Do these guys just not listen to rap How do they not recognize any of these bars

    • @grimfin3214
      @grimfin3214 3 года назад +2

      I mean yeah, why would they?

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Год назад

      I listen to rap and I'm more than halfway into the video and didn't find anything I recognized lol

  • @theprophet5250
    @theprophet5250 3 года назад +1

    I’m happy I just found a small creator with a good group of people who all have chemistry together y’all will go far

  • @LuisCastillo-rt5nk
    @LuisCastillo-rt5nk 3 года назад +5

    I just realised Young Thug has said some of he wildest shit ever 💀💀