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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @LibraSnakeLibraSnake1018
    @LibraSnakeLibraSnake1018 2 года назад +1884

    In the same song, Blueface also said the lines “I got more bitches than Petco” and “my pants sag until the meat show, yeah aight, welcome to the meat show”

    • @XEN.P
      @XEN.P 2 года назад +94

      thats bc blueface a legend

    • @kidsauce1172
      @kidsauce1172 2 года назад +65

      Sensational

    • @DFInkarnation
      @DFInkarnation 2 года назад +26

      GOAT

    • @pedrohenriquesantos8229
      @pedrohenriquesantos8229 2 года назад +49

      greatest philosopher

    • @kierangraham1845
      @kierangraham1845 2 года назад +39

      The song was good until Blueface came onto it. G-Eazy and YG were both doing great then Blueface, Jesus christ, ruined it all. I cropped his verse out of the song

  • @Dawz3G
    @Dawz3G 2 года назад +1067

    "I got an infection, I gotta take penicillin." That was a hard ass bar.

    • @maxkemp5285
      @maxkemp5285 Год назад +55

      “I won’t let that happen.” That was a great comeback though.

    • @imagery5425
      @imagery5425 Год назад +6

      True!

    • @quartztz
      @quartztz Год назад +1

      "i got an infection, i gotta take penicillin
      dry spell, the way i don't got a penis in me"

    • @jos9441
      @jos9441 Год назад +9

      I fr thought you said hard ass bear

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 2 года назад +1037

    I got the 9/11 one because “pearl harbor” is written in lowercase when it’s supposed to be in uppercase cause it’s a proper noun. The nerds who write down lyrics for Genius would correct that mistake in a split second

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 2 года назад +53

      @Random Username Yeah I've never understood the disagreement over the Idioteque lyrics. Radiohead literally said it's "here I'm allowed" lol

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 2 года назад +39

      Also they wouldn’t say “(war noises)” they would at least be more specific wouldnt they

    • @SHUTDOWNOfficial
      @SHUTDOWNOfficial 2 года назад +9

      @Random Username It gets even more confusing, there's pictures of the official draft lyrics for Idioteque from some exhibit, and it says "Here I'm alive". In some live performances he actually does pronounce the 've', but in others it sounds more like he's saying 'allowed'. Personally I think it's 'alive' though

    • @alexadame436
      @alexadame436 2 года назад +9

      @@thatoneguy9582 I thought the same thing on one of the last episodes but was wrong🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @UnderscoreOfficialIThink
      @UnderscoreOfficialIThink 2 года назад

      🤓

  • @nathanlumsdaine9780
    @nathanlumsdaine9780 2 года назад +2857

    you could literally do this whole series with travis scott and young thug lyrics

  • @therealluc2424
    @therealluc2424 2 года назад +576

    “One is a real lyric that a rapper decided yeah, ima put this ina song despite it being the dumbest shit ive ever heard. And the other one I wrote on the toilet in 2 minutes and u gotta guess what lyric is real.” - ItsMatlok
    Best quote 100% had me on my knees laughng

  • @Bizlybebo
    @Bizlybebo 2 года назад +3504

    3 time champ baby

  • @largebronco1138
    @largebronco1138 2 года назад +307

    lil yachty can say whatever the hell he wants. he knows how to blow a cello

  • @sickboy8914
    @sickboy8914 2 года назад +258

    What's even funnier about 2:41 is knowing Lil Durk says "you turn me on when you be shaving off your kitty" right before the 'Macaroni' line

  • @geraldatrichome
    @geraldatrichome Год назад +40

    "I was gonna say 9/11 is real but now I'm doubting myself" comedy gold

  • @OfficialBearcub
    @OfficialBearcub 2 года назад +756

    I don’t usually subscribe just for a good gimmick, these videos aren’t just a good gimmick. They’re a national Treasure

    • @suspiciousteletubby7964
      @suspiciousteletubby7964 2 года назад +16

      they're a movie starring nicholas cage?

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 2 года назад +7

      @@suspiciousteletubby7964 where’s Nick… SOMEONE FIND NICK

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 2 года назад

      @@fries5849 just follow the aggressive yelling. can't miss it.

  • @bluejujuartz
    @bluejujuartz 2 года назад +254

    6:30 my first thought was "how tf would you recreate 'war noises'" i'm suprised noone brought that up

    • @prettierjesus3119
      @prettierjesus3119 2 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @ineedaname5928
      @ineedaname5928 2 года назад +35

      ? There’s plenty of war sounds on RUclips so it’s possible.
      Unless you mean recreating it with you own mouth in which case I’ve no idea.

    • @Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused
      @Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused 2 года назад +34

      Screams, gunshots, bombs, yells, cries, missles.

    • @trollge3712
      @trollge3712 2 года назад +8

      gun sounds and yells mostly

  • @stampiz
    @stampiz 2 года назад +628

    I was just binging the last episodes and you dropped this, perfect timing!

  • @zeeyansrandomthoughts6387
    @zeeyansrandomthoughts6387 Год назад +18

    6:54 bro saying "im doubting if 9/11s real" would be crazy taken out of context.

  • @_Fuscous
    @_Fuscous 2 года назад +81

    You gotta do LNX's "Late To Da Party", it literally had the line
    "Farted on these n***as (pfft), oops I think I shitted"

    • @cowqult
      @cowqult Месяц назад

      They would know that one’s real tho bc he wouldn’t write a lyric with the n word

  • @FIGHT3R49ER
    @FIGHT3R49ER 2 года назад +98

    Damn I seriously thought you guys had more than 26k subscribers. You’re content is way more high quality than most people with a million. Keep on going, guys

  • @incogneeto2418
    @incogneeto2418 2 года назад +25

    09:51 2 nut bars. "No hesitation, no thought process, no nutting". Brilliant

  • @FarmanGaming
    @FarmanGaming Год назад +28

    I didn't know it was skiimask who wrote that first lyric but when I found out I realized he's the only rapped who could write such an unhinged banger of a lyric

  • @dracticarchive
    @dracticarchive 2 года назад +168

    my day has instantly gotten better :D these videos are always hysterical haha

  • @cap6733
    @cap6733 2 года назад +33

    he actually used the pearl harbor line from the last video, insane

  • @kligermanfan48
    @kligermanfan48 2 года назад +47

    7:52 there's an itsoktocry bar on "poplockanddropdead" that is almost exactly the same as that. the line is "i ride my own dick cause im feelin' myself" i think. that would've been a good one.

    • @VICIOUSD3M0N
      @VICIOUSD3M0N 2 года назад +6

      "I dont need a co sign I don't need help" I think is after that lol

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад

      That song is wild

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh 2 года назад +72

    The Dimmadome and vasectomy lines legit sounds like something Lil Wayne would say. I haven't listened to any of his music from recent years, but that definitely sounds like some of his old bars lol.

    • @CanvasCannibal
      @CanvasCannibal 4 месяца назад

      It’s cause all of his new music is freestyled

  • @chadtheafricanbullfrog418
    @chadtheafricanbullfrog418 2 года назад +22

    9:20 damn everyone missed that joke but it was so good

  • @epiccal21
    @epiccal21 2 года назад +21

    I like it when pokay talks, sometimes his discord avatar moves with it.

  • @Kunshsingh77
    @Kunshsingh77 2 года назад +78

    I usually don’t comment, but you should upload more often! This series is amazing 🔥

  • @lilricebowl9731
    @lilricebowl9731 2 года назад +23

    “I’m shitting in his pants” Comethezine on XXL

    • @legotendo
      @legotendo 2 года назад +2

      the fact that its true is crazy bro

  • @1onemile1
    @1onemile1 2 года назад +15

    this is a great video and series, appreciate that you can be funny without being insensitive

  • @jaygotgame1731
    @jaygotgame1731 2 года назад +12

    I’m glad I found this channel two days ago off of one of the rap lyric videos. These are golden I swear😂

  • @empash
    @empash 2 года назад +22

    The moment someone said “plane crash sound” i KNEW it was Last One Standing

  • @neurotic3015
    @neurotic3015 2 года назад +16

    God I wish this dude had a million more subs because each vid is hilarious

  • @BubbleLolli
    @BubbleLolli 2 года назад +17

    3:10 watching this on MLK day is INSANE

  • @IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK
    @IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK 2 года назад +7

    Dude these videos always make me laugh, I'd love to be on something like this

  • @michaelu2572
    @michaelu2572 2 года назад +7

    YESSSSS THIS SERIES IS BACK IT'S MY FAVORITE!! WOOOOOO

  • @pirateopossum389
    @pirateopossum389 2 года назад +16

    Bizly did so good in this! I’m so proud of him for winning :)

  • @thecableman4928
    @thecableman4928 2 года назад +10

    I love how they put the cello from last episode on the banner

  • @mikejeee4588
    @mikejeee4588 2 года назад +4

    6:30 this was so inspired by the guessing genius interview lines video

  • @KaguyaHimex
    @KaguyaHimex 2 года назад +20

    I literally just found this series yesterday and there’s a sequel already? Praise the lord

  • @Tomashovy
    @Tomashovy 2 года назад +3

    The weird thing is, YT recommended to me your previous video like 2 hours ago, started to watch your other videos and bang, new one. Nice

  • @KS-mo6wb
    @KS-mo6wb 2 года назад +46

    Eminem's wild 😅 he's got some really weird ones in the song he and Snoop releases a couple days ago. I don't say in case you want to use them but... lol. Good song though. Diamond in the butt is apparently a thing. I think Lil Wayne has a diamond in the butt line too.

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 2 года назад +11

      Reminds me of when Lil Uzi Vert got surgery to have a diamond embedded in his forehead and then got it ripped out at a show

  • @shadylightning4945
    @shadylightning4945 2 года назад +3

    I just found your channel last week from one of these, can’t wait to watch this after I type this

  • @vizualwarrior129
    @vizualwarrior129 2 года назад +6

    I really like this video series !!! Please make more !! (I’ve total missed like 3 from ur past videos Cz I’m a huge rap fan lol) so yes ! More of these ! These are great

  • @no_george
    @no_george 2 года назад +3

    I was literally watching this series yesterday, LESSSSS GOOO!!! Another episode

  • @TheyCallMeNoobieButItsNewBa
    @TheyCallMeNoobieButItsNewBa 10 месяцев назад +2

    im so glad i found this channel. this stuff is hilarious

  • @ghostmakesmusic
    @ghostmakesmusic 2 года назад +3

    Love your vids bro keep it up

  • @THEK1NGSCLAN
    @THEK1NGSCLAN 2 года назад +13

    Idk why but 6:55 had me cracking up 😂 GUN POWDER GUN POWDER

  • @elyzabyth
    @elyzabyth 2 года назад +4

    Wonderful video and great job Bizly

  • @zerozer0s123
    @zerozer0s123 2 года назад +1

    deadass the best channel on yt right now no question

  • @mckenzielynn6311
    @mckenzielynn6311 2 года назад +43

    Eminem is crazy idk how he ain't gotten cancelled bruv ☠️☠️

    • @xuavy5036
      @xuavy5036 2 года назад +10

      He litteraly cant bro

    • @PaisiosOfGOAOA
      @PaisiosOfGOAOA 2 года назад +2

      I mean he's been canceled several times. But he always manages to come back

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +3

      You can’t cancel someone who doesn’t care about it

    • @skillfuloli492
      @skillfuloli492 5 месяцев назад

      music so ass no one give a fuck

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 2 года назад +5

    The man finally remembered his RUclips password and has come back with a vengeance

  • @TOLOTTUNESATL
    @TOLOTTUNESATL 2 года назад +5

    was literally just watching the 1st 2 because i remembered them out of nowhere and then you upload another one woohoo

  • @koens8988
    @koens8988 2 года назад +1

    this might be my new favourite channel

  • @chrome354
    @chrome354 2 года назад +1

    dude i've been waiting for this!!!!!!!!!

  • @Zonelok
    @Zonelok 2 года назад +15

    you should so use lyrics from 'take a step back' by ski, every single lyric is unreal.

  • @Bryan36802
    @Bryan36802 2 года назад +7

    Jeffery Lamar Williams is a lyrical genius.

  • @wegankpvp
    @wegankpvp 2 года назад +8

    im so glad i found your channel. this is amazing. keep it up.

  • @starplatinum3392
    @starplatinum3392 2 года назад +6

    Someone should make a "out of context" video on this tho

  • @thasinister
    @thasinister 2 года назад +8

    Underrated channel. This is one of the types of channels I like. You'll make it big one day!

  • @lilitulee
    @lilitulee 2 года назад +2

    Before I even heard the answer I've made a decision that I'm going to use whichever line wasn't actually used in a song when it comes to 9/11 or Pearl harbor

  • @AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster
    @AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster Год назад +2

    Bizlys profile looks like a fish picture but human form.

  • @lusijrf
    @lusijrf 2 года назад +1

    i found u a while ago and i just love these man

  • @austintea
    @austintea 2 года назад +4

    The pearl harbor was a reference to the genius lyric interview video

  • @BXBIS
    @BXBIS 2 года назад +24

    You can make 10 episodes just using Eminem lyrics

    • @jjdieterich
      @jjdieterich 2 года назад +2

      eminem has actual good lyrics it was just surprising that he would talk about 9/11 like that

    • @0pium00pium5
      @0pium00pium5 2 года назад +1

      @@jjdieterich “Eminem has good lyrics”

    • @jjdieterich
      @jjdieterich 2 года назад +2

      @@0pium00pium5 does he not?

    • @0pium00pium5
      @0pium00pium5 2 года назад +1

      @@jjdieterich Eh… some of his older stuff is KINDA ok, but he kinda just fell off after revival

    • @jjdieterich
      @jjdieterich 2 года назад +2

      @@0pium00pium5 Pretty much any rapper would fall off after nearly 20 years, but especially during his prime Eminem had written some of the greatest rap lyrics ever. He was amazing at freestyles and shocked the world when he used clever rhymes and wordplay to tell a deeper story than some of the rap chliches seen in this video. While he had some bad moments showcased in these videos, he is on a whole different level than mumble rappers like Lil Yachty and Young Thug. My point is that you couldn't use Eminem lyrics to make 10 episodes of this, and this comment would make much more sense if they named one of the many other artists who write completely meaningless lyrics.

  • @iamethan4444
    @iamethan4444 2 года назад +3

    its a good day when matlok uploads

  • @MrChezzStudios
    @MrChezzStudios 2 года назад +4

    9:30 , HE SAID IT SO WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL ONE! should have been, great lyrics lol.

  • @Vawxel
    @Vawxel 2 года назад +5

    Alright bro Martin's gotta run pro with that holy water line holy shit

  • @youngkyroz
    @youngkyroz 2 года назад +5

    2:37 the line before it is worse 💀💀💀

  • @spaceFL.
    @spaceFL. 2 года назад +2

    I was just watching the series and this comes out as soon as I finish the last episode

  • @NotThatPerson95
    @NotThatPerson95 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:42 Martin got the idea for the Pearl Harbor line I’m the genius video

  • @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm
    @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm 2 года назад +8

    It might not be rap necessarily but Pitbull's lyrics are really something

  • @KaunaKayla
    @KaunaKayla 2 года назад +2

    good job bebo!! great job on winning!! owned the other ones!!

  • @Teskey.Official
    @Teskey.Official 2 года назад +2

    These are so entertaining😂

  • @speeddemon341
    @speeddemon341 2 года назад +1

    Relating so hard with Biz being the only guy who listens to hip hop in the friends group lol

  • @ijbagregory
    @ijbagregory 2 года назад +6

    The fact that I knew the last one was blue face and I heard the song before is crazy 💀

  • @MarjorineXD
    @MarjorineXD 2 года назад +2

    the world revolving playing in the background is making thus video 2x better

  • @yungdarko810
    @yungdarko810 2 года назад +1

    This series is amazing

  • @tokyohuff
    @tokyohuff 2 года назад +2

    this proves my point about Bizly being welcome to the cook out

  • @yinakiyama
    @yinakiyama Год назад +1

    Nobody gonna about the background music in 0:00 to 1:00? It’s the Dice and Cube theme from the Judgment series.

  • @hobnobhobo8713
    @hobnobhobo8713 Год назад +3

    A danish rapper once said “she is naked on my snapchat.
    But you are to young for that app” the age limit is 13

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 2 года назад +1

    Hell yeah, love this series

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas 2 года назад +3

    i knew instantly the 9/11 one was an eminem bar

  • @mytw1zzy
    @mytw1zzy 2 года назад +1

    i thought this series would never continue lesss goooooo

  • @alexadame436
    @alexadame436 2 года назад +5

    I was in the 99th percentile of Eminem listeners on Spotify last year, but I still didn't recognize the Last One Standing. Goes to show how eh that song was. (Maybe it was mainly because of the time of the song. Very much not what I was expecting) Only seen the movie once, most likely don't plan to watch again. Only heard the song a couple of times, probably should listen again

  • @omri_kaplan
    @omri_kaplan 2 года назад +2

    I love these videos so much man this is just way too funny

  • @vinceb8123
    @vinceb8123 Год назад +1

    My brother in christ, "She slurp me like spaghetti meatball" is somehow the funniest shit i've ever heard

  • @ridetilldawnnn
    @ridetilldawnnn 2 года назад +1

    love this series

  • @AydanW_
    @AydanW_ 2 года назад +2

    THE SERIES IS BACK

  • @Mangorizz
    @Mangorizz 2 года назад +2

    dang just found a new great youtuber.

  • @MrInternFTL
    @MrInternFTL 2 года назад +3

    Matt needs to drop a mixtape

  • @Zed32_Customs
    @Zed32_Customs Год назад +1

    Ok, so i just had to come back to this video after listening to "Can't Kill Hyphy" by Mistah FAB. The second line of the song is straight up: "We gon' shit like a pooper scooper [audible shit noise]". I just broke down laughing after that one.

  • @Lofhaa
    @Lofhaa 2 года назад +4

    She jimmy on my neutron and boy it felt genius

  • @Luapefarg
    @Luapefarg Год назад +1

    We don’t talk about the fact that Eminem said “like a Saudi attack, when the towers collapsed”

  • @Gl1tchy_B01_09
    @Gl1tchy_B01_09 11 месяцев назад +1

    Matlok needs to make his own song

  • @icepopz8278
    @icepopz8278 Год назад +2

    8:07 BRO I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

  • @annmarie1114
    @annmarie1114 2 года назад +1

    I love these kinds of videos!!

  • @EveradusBremensis
    @EveradusBremensis 2 года назад +3

    This is comedy gold my guy

  • @shimshawcreamtime2845
    @shimshawcreamtime2845 2 года назад +10

    I swear too god I’ve heard the Pearl Harbor one tho

    • @Questionable_Content
      @Questionable_Content 2 года назад +2

      There was another video like this where one of the contestants made that line up

  • @saladZ-lol
    @saladZ-lol 2 года назад +2

    babe wake up, itsmatlok posted

  • @arkhilldiggs124
    @arkhilldiggs124 2 года назад +1

    This channel funny as hell brody 😂😂😂

  • @King_Dragmire
    @King_Dragmire 2 года назад +3

    Good job Bebo. I am proud of you for winning.

  • @SDSB2
    @SDSB2 2 года назад +2

    How ironic that I literally stumbled onto this video series today and just binged all of the others

  • @mwommp
    @mwommp Год назад +2

    Brandon's just so funny. I appreciate it