"Matt you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started yet" Clan wars: people don't even attack these days! They just wait till the last 10 minutes
EmKay sounds like something a person in their late 40's would use to stay "hippeth with thine kiddiths" yet it makes them sound like a buffalo discovering what snake oil feels like.
8:55 RUclips monetization isn’t the problem, EmKay’s no-swearing rule is. Just look at Damien’s own channel after he left, he swears and he’s perfectly fine!
I don’t know why this bothered me so much but Doug reviews cars that people send him and he lets his viewers know information about the car that he is reviewing.
Had to delete my comment because I was saying the exact same thing. I'm a huge fan of Doug but I don't blame Jack bc there's lots of people like HardRockNick on the Internet. Edit: for anyone who doesn't know HardRockNick (consider yourself lucky), I was alluding to people who flex wealth they don't have.
@@nexy12 I would've kept it, but people would say "stolen comment" or "un-original comment" or something along those lines. I see what you mean, though. The more comments there are, the higher chance there is of getting the message across.
Doug Demuro reviews expensive cars that his richer viewers let him borrow or dealerships loan to him for a promotion, all the while constantly making jokes that he is too broke to afford something like this. 14:02 He definitely does not pretend they are his or try to flex on his viewers in any way.
13:45 I actually had something like that happen to me in high school. Kid jammed a rock into his neck and got his buddies to claim that I tossed a rock at him. Teacher asked me “Did you do that?” Me: “What no?” Teacher: “Ok go back to do what your doing.” I still laugh about it to this day.
1:56 "i'm an involuntary celibate, batman." i wrote this thinking of heath ledger's voice and now you're gonna read this in heath ledger's voice. thank you and have a good laugh.
7:00 I can answer that for you, because they're my sister. Also, that's one of the few hoodies that are big enough to accommodate any descent amount of hair.
I've recently realized, in part due to your videos, that maybe sometimes people don't need to know that chicken eggs are made of unfertilized chicken periods. Regardless, thank you for the randomly educational video clips. 👍
10:00 Those are the 2 detectives that were onto Walter White in Breaking Bad, but were cut from the show to have their running time be replaced by the "fly episode".
Fun fact about male pattern baldness it skips generations! So if your granpa still has a full head of hair but your dad is almost bald its likely that your not gonna go bald but also likely your future son will
Jack: keep hugging Carson!
Didn't age to well buddy
Unlike the west
OOF
Weird how it’s not the only that that aged poorly in the very same video.
The second dude looks like he’s from one of those TellTale Walking Dead games.
I love those games
@@badabingus8304 I love the game's but they hurt me emotionally so I hate them but I love them. Ya dig?
Ok
“He will remember that”
This channel is for people who want to use Reddit but don’t want to use reddit
I’ve never been offended by something that’s true.
TMG Joke embodied
Sad noises* it's true
Even though I have reddit, and use it pretty often, I still watch this channel.
Wrong I watch it for Lexi because I support her and she makes me feel better about my life
Fun fact: it takes longer to say WWW than World Wide Web
Huh. Neat.
I pronounce WWW exactly how it sounds
my brain when i see www: world war wone
I really, REALLY want to dislike rn but I can't. Have a like
Really? I thought it stood for World War Won
"Infinity war is the most ambicious crossover in history"
Me: FakeJake in emkay
No no no, Its Emkay and Geofilms
@@Scp-zq4si didn’t Geo change his setup for money over quality
@@ConekQ yea
i am confused on the replies above
@@hisyam1664 You are just soy sauce, can't blame you,
Yeah I'm a buffet owner alright...
The buffet will be empty by the time it opens
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6007 Probably not
The adventures of Kim Jong-un
That's a self-bur-
If i was fat and went in your buffet to eat, ill come out skinny
When you run, it’s like watching a Vietnamese barkeeper chasing a G.I. who didn’t pay for his drink
WHY DOES CONAN LOOK LIKE A YOUNG CARL FREDRICKSEN.
Bhahaha
He looks like he’s still dodging the Vietnam draft
@@ghazghkullthraka9714 I-
This dude looks like he’s wearing frozone’s suit that was blended with cotton candy
Poke Bill time frame please
7:04
Dang...He does look ook like a cotton candy covered frozone.
He looks like my old gacha oc from june
"keep hugging, Carson."
oh no
He predicted the future
@@kingcrimson3873 i dont get it
"You're the kind of person who would go out for Thai food and say 'Garacias' to the waiter"
- My native friend to my white friend
What makes an insult rare?
It has to be cooked right.
*drum effects*
Jesus....
I’ll upvote ya anyways, you deserve it
Not being mean or anything but it’s called a rimshot jsyn
Hope you're enjoying fatherhood
@@0ofambagon0ofambagon70 I’m a child.......
It's kind of a dad joke
"Matt you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started yet"
Clan wars: people don't even attack these days! They just wait till the last 10 minutes
Where Frisk?
Hot Blade being possessed as usual how's your hot bladed armor?
This is literally the most creative insult I've ever heard.
CoC
dammit you beat me to commenting about that
EmKay sounds like something a person in their late 40's would use to stay "hippeth with thine kiddiths" yet it makes them sound like a buffalo discovering what snake oil feels like.
Here, children, we observe a “rare” insult. But, just because it is rare, doesn’t mean it is good.
Fair enough. You win, John
@@johnbeam6302 You seem like the type of person to accidentally eat someone else's boogers, and like it.
That contestant out roasted Simon Cowell
every video i watch has ur comment on it ....
@@esmineldraaybara6975 yeah
Simon Cowell is an absolute legend
The mr. Beast without the will to live is Technoblade...
"You can either have the will to live or be no.1 in potatoes"
-Sun Tzu
“If fighting is to result in victory, then you must FIGHT”
-Sun tzu
Are we even surprised at this point?
I See you are a man of culture as well
@@leonardoacuti9885 me? Or the other guy?
Day 12 of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees
When will they do r/breadstapledtotrees
We will never know
They need to do the r/breadstapledtotrees
Reddit.com/breadstalpedtotrees
@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz Did you mean know?
@@Green-iv4lw yes, I've fixed it
I always love this subreddit, especially when I’m not expecting an insult. Very good to listen to when I build my LEGO. (I’m a collector).
The Technoblade compared to Mr. Beast though
That's very unexpected yet true at the same time
5:20 more like a cross between Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage
Merry Christmas to everyone watching this video
You too!
merry christmas
Your my favourite food come here now
@@cheese4kgaming fine, I guess you are my favorite food come here....
Marry Christmas man!
Kid gets detention, Todd Howard: It just works.
Is it just me or is the quality of the voice a little bit worse than normal?
Yea
Sounds like he's over to the left for me. Really disturbing 😂
My left ear enjoyed this video.
Kim Jong-un looks so square that Steve couldn’t compete
XD Yes
Looks like you missed your video
How dare you spell my name wrong
He's Kim Jong-Out after that roast
What you gonna do? Nuke me?
merry christmas!
You too🎁
You too
No u
Merry Christmas mate
You too
3:24 did not age well
That's what I was thinking bahaha
I thought the exact same thing
3:24 this didn't age well oh my god
Jack, Lexi and Robin reading good subreddits is my christmas present
"how does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?"
well, you could try and shadow box infront of a mirror to get a hint.
8:10 As someone named "Christian Israel" I felt that
“You keep on hugging Carson even if they say no” Yeah this aged like milk
5:17
He looks like either Nick Reeves or Keanu Cage.
8:55 RUclips monetization isn’t the problem, EmKay’s no-swearing rule is. Just look at Damien’s own channel after he left, he swears and he’s perfectly fine!
13:59 I assume that's Joji. He actually made a video messing with dead rats back when he was FilthyFrank. That insult is super accurate.
I don’t know why this bothered me so much but Doug reviews cars that people send him and he lets his viewers know information about the car that he is reviewing.
Had to delete my comment because I was saying the exact same thing. I'm a huge fan of Doug but I don't blame Jack bc there's lots of people like HardRockNick on the Internet.
Edit: for anyone who doesn't know HardRockNick (consider yourself lucky), I was alluding to people who flex wealth they don't have.
@@DiamondOre-ep8to Well you didn't have to delete yours. The more support for the misunderstanding to be fixed the better.
@@nexy12 I would've kept it, but people would say "stolen comment" or "un-original comment" or something along those lines.
I see what you mean, though. The more comments there are, the higher chance there is of getting the message across.
Yeah it did bother me alot too
And also me.
"Carson is like that weird kid in middle school that liked to hug the teacher"
me who hugs the teacher:
DM me for some boner hiding techniques
6:50 he looks like a hydrated vampire... does that even make any sense ooor??
13:59 omg if you knew him then you would know
4:32 the guy on the right looks like he’s regrets every life choice that he’s made
14:03 Doug literally reviews cars, he ain’t rich
1:37 OMG NOT TECHNOBLADE LMAO IEVEFWYESV
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:17, that dude looks like as if Keanu Reeves and Bucky Barnes had a child.
“He looks like a fish that vapes apple cider vinegar”
🤣 🤣 🤣
3:30 That Light thing in the background looks like a Guardian shield +
4:06 Easy. You just need to attend an Order of Nine Angels sermon
Nice to see that Call Me Kevin’s influence is spreading to other RUclips channels. Starting to take over slowly now... only a matter of time.
2:30 my guy looks like bored mr incredible
so mr incredible
14:53 He looks like if Davie 504 got bitten by an albino vampire going through a teenage goth phase
HAHAHAHAHAHA
r/rareinsults
1:33. "You kinda look like Mr.beast just taller and _without an will to live_ " . Rip Techno. Technoblade never dies
Doug Demuro reviews expensive cars that his richer viewers let him borrow or dealerships loan to him for a promotion, all the while constantly making jokes that he is too broke to afford something like this. 14:02 He definitely does not pretend they are his or try to flex on his viewers in any way.
Good to see someone sticking up for my favorite car reviewer.
This
6:57 bruh he looks like a pack of colorful marshmallows left behind in Chernobyl
Poor Carson XD
Me, having gone to special needs school and gotten hugs by most teachers; I don't see whats wrong with hugginy your teacher...
3:22 I am offended, I hug my teacher all the time. it is normal. (I’m homeschooled and I’m my own teacher 99% of the time)
Well, you need hugs too, don’t you?
*breathes heavily*
Merry Christmas em kay
Merry Christmas flying geep
Merry christmas.
@@waterfuacetXC to u 2
13:45 I actually had something like that happen to me in high school. Kid jammed a rock into his neck and got his buddies to claim that I tossed a rock at him. Teacher asked me “Did you do that?” Me: “What no?” Teacher: “Ok go back to do what your doing.” I still laugh about it to this day.
**insert original comment here**
**insert random meme quote here**
**insert whoooosh here**
*insert comment section argument here*
**Insert fun fact here**
**insert something that is inserted**
Technoblade and Optimus back to back? Hell yeah.
Sub to Technoblade
sub to technoblade
Blood for the blood god
5:19 He looks like if someone tries who draw Keanu Reeves from memory while simultaneously being drunk and high af
7:00 I don't want to wear anything else ever but this outfit
"I hope you slip on a snickers bar" LITERALLY as I take a bite out of one!
5:17 Looks like the lovechild of Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage.
3:25 *Well doesn’t this seem like something that happened*
Emkay is the type of human that thought the production date is the expiration date.
My favorite Subreddit on Christmas day? This is perfect!
"This tik tok makes bell Delphin look normal"
No clothes people: finally! Someone understands us
1:56 "i'm an involuntary celibate, batman."
i wrote this thinking of heath ledger's voice and now you're gonna read this in heath ledger's voice. thank you and have a good laugh.
0:29 My man looks like he was made in the Sims
i dont know my genetics
*cries in orphan*
3:24 that didn’t age well
To Jack, if you see this, the game with the circus peanut insult is clash of clans
Dairy carmax my people
7:00 I can answer that for you, because they're my sister. Also, that's one of the few hoodies that are big enough to accommodate any descent amount of hair.
3:46 How do you seriously don’t know from witch game this Chat is from?
*angry clash of clans noises*
execute order 66
Yes thank you
@@sauce4897 **even further angry clash of clans noises**
Coc addict noises
Drake Malfoy has hair so slicked back he could break the sound barrier by nodding
Im waiting for r/EpicInsults...
Doug DeMuro the type of guy to be buried with two shirts
About the Insult with Doug Demuro: Jack, he reviews Cars, he doesn't even own any Ferarri, you failed No Nut November Result.
He does own a ford gt, aufi rs4 and a mercedes g wagon cabriolet
@@einar8019 They are all less valueable than the Ferarri though.
These rare insults are becoming more and more common
Ngl I’m kinda bummed about the Doug demuro part. He completely misunderstood what kind of person Doug is...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! i hope you had a great day and you got what you wanted
5:21 he looks like Keanu Reeves and Hugo Weaving as one person.
The Matrix Restarting
XD
Anyone else think FakeJake sounds just like Jack? Like they literally have super similar voices
Does this mean Code Black plays CoC?
talkin’ bout Corey
3:56 the game is Clash of Clans. And I love it
1:36, aaand, likes to kill orphans
1:38 I NEVER, EVER, THOUGHT TO SEE TECHNOBLADE IN r/rareinsults
But that's really his description lmao
This isn’t related to the video but N&A productions is the type of person to fall in the shower and grab the water
Spread the good word
0:05 this guy looks like another person is standing behind him...
They are the same person. . . Huh interesting
I've recently realized, in part due to your videos, that maybe sometimes people don't need to know that chicken eggs are made of unfertilized chicken periods.
Regardless, thank you for the randomly educational video clips. 👍
14:34
W.. wait.... Did he say
*”Holy Me”* ?
10:00 Those are the 2 detectives that were onto Walter White in Breaking Bad, but were cut from the show to have their running time be replaced by the "fly episode".
Merry christmas everyone!!!!
“How does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?” Exactly
Merry Christmas 🙂
A grilled cheese sandwich fights like that guy
14:47 wait whats jake doing here?
Fun fact about male pattern baldness it skips generations! So if your granpa still has a full head of hair but your dad is almost bald its likely that your not gonna go bald but also likely your future son will
Day 17 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day (merry Xmas!)
Its always upside down in Australia
What if they do but its not April 1st
Merry Christmas too
@@willsotheraccount2464 true
@@matthewk2780 I’d be happy
4:40 I'm trying to refuse to believe that this guy actively asked for the glans bowl cut but my mind doesn't seem to be taking my no seriously