@@stevedomique9278 Popularity isn't a sign of greatness, otherwise you should be listening to Miley Cyrus. Or maybe you do since you like popular singers.
@@PatrickArcato No but creativity, lyricism and innovation usually would count. And why TF you picking Miley Cyrus to pick on in the year of our Lord 2024 lmao. Are you like a washed up 45 year old still stuck in 2013 complaining about wrecking ball? Or what's the story lad?
I discovered Beanstalk part way through my treatment for cancer and it's one of the things that's got me through chemotherapy and radiotherapy. Cheers Sans. I hope you're well.
This is uncannily accurate, even to the weird amount of gore those guys share. Swear to God, you give their Facebook profiles a look and it's like you're alternating between generic sports memes and live footage from The Somme.
I’m always shocked by how much insight he has into all these very different groups. And how they’re all absolutely British (English basically) literally couldn’t relocate any of these to another culture or place.
My first Beanstalk Banger I'm seeing on release. So many layers. Outstanding. I'm ready for footage of obese men throwing white plastic garden furniture around.
I was already getting an incredibly chilling feeling from watching this video, then 2:05 hit and it's sent me into a full-on de-realisation session. Christ we really haven't advanced at all in terms of "men's mental health" at all have we? Just wear a wristband that says "It's ok to not be ok" and that'll solve it. Male suicide rate plumetting after that one. Job's a good one. Ty for reading my blog post.
Couldn't agree more, the image of a guy hiking with 0% alcohol has literally been me this year. There's only so many times you can get smashed down the local with your mates without addressing the root cause of your internal suffering.
I think at some point we need to address drug use as a major cause of depression and suicide in men. I mean, how many of Beanstalk's songs reference cocaine/ketamine use as if it's no big deal at all? It's no coincidence that (aside from the extremely elderly) male suicide peaks in those aged 35-55, which is about when people would start to really be affected by their regular drug habits
Even when people try to address men's mental health there's still this embarrassment around it. It's so often dressed up in performative blokey bullshit, like "yeah you might be depressed but you're still a proper geezer". Like I get they're just trying to encourage men to open up but maybe treating manhood like some essential and quantifiable property is fucking stupid and part of the problem lol
How do you get all the details so spot on every time? You must have to immerse yourself in the shit tip that is popular culture rather than try to avoid it at every turn (like I do). It means you can create bangers like this, but god it must wear you out.
With each one I think… well there can’t be anything left to rinse…but turns out there is, simply brilliant satirical social observation, spot on and sadly all true.
@sansbeanstalk8820 Get some small appearances at festivals like Belladrum or Transmit (they are always looking for acts), do like a 30 min set and see how it goes mate, you'd honestly knock it out the park. Don't worry about breathing 👍 just have fun with it
Best UK rapper since MF DOOM. "mens mental health, shove a flare up your arse thats meant to help" is such a good line
Lol imagine thinking mf doom was good. Guy could barely follow the rhythm, couldn't sing but tried so hard
@@PatrickArcato
How does it feel to have the worst opinions on the planet?
@@stevedomique9278 Popularity isn't a sign of greatness, otherwise you should be listening to Miley Cyrus. Or maybe you do since you like popular singers.
@@PatrickArcato No but creativity, lyricism and innovation usually would count. And why TF you picking Miley Cyrus to pick on in the year of our Lord 2024 lmao. Are you like a washed up 45 year old still stuck in 2013 complaining about wrecking ball? Or what's the story lad?
@@stevedomique9278 Sorry kiddo to me your teen idols are all the same, I confused her with your favourite new one Taylor swift
Phenomenal work as always - I also admire your commitment to shoehorning Wayne Lineker into as many songs as possible
and the little channel icon going 🤷♂️ haha
Crisps like Gary, girls like wayne is possibly the greatest lyric ever written
every one of these songs is so good
The duality of peak masculinity 💪🏿
I discovered Beanstalk part way through my treatment for cancer and it's one of the things that's got me through chemotherapy and radiotherapy. Cheers Sans. I hope you're well.
Top 1 things anyone’s ever said to me, gimme an Instagram DM when you’ve beaten it and i’ll sort you QR code meal from somewhere
even this reply mate i don’t know if it’s appropriate, just thank you - legend
@@sansbeanstalk8820 mate you're a legend, keep producing the bangers 😍
@@sansbeanstalk8820 SCENES
@@sansbeanstalk8820ahaha i love it, suits the channel theme perfectly
see you in 2 years lads
Box Park booked shag
Box Park booked
This is how they should teach British culture / history in schools
Would be an improvement because they don't teach it anyway.
Thats how i (a foreigner) have my view on this country confirmed.
@@minimannik what, history? They don’t teach british history at school? Since when? 😂
@@mach1nefan since Blair and new labour. Or are you honestly suggesting that British history is adequately taught in state schools?
English*
This is uncannily accurate, even to the weird amount of gore those guys share. Swear to God, you give their Facebook profiles a look and it's like you're alternating between generic sports memes and live footage from The Somme.
They yearn for pillaging French villages after Agincourt.
Throw your £15 pint in the air lads, it’s a banger
Call him Pens Beanstalk because he never fuckin misses
Story of a British lad, tryin to feel something
you've got an unbelievable talent for making great songs while condensing entire subcultures... how are you not the top account in the uk...
He's unreal , shared this amongst my mates they are all blown away . Amazing stuff
I’m always shocked by how much insight he has into all these very different groups. And how they’re all absolutely British (English basically) literally couldn’t relocate any of these to another culture or place.
"Have a fucking pint mate" absolutely deeeeeeep
Tawq2yuhm8s@thuhpub
My first Beanstalk Banger I'm seeing on release. So many layers. Outstanding. I'm ready for footage of obese men throwing white plastic garden furniture around.
1:08 mad how you unlocked a core memory from social media in the early-mid 2010s, completely forgot about Dapper Laugh's existence
Beanstalk is my Roman Empire
I'll have to assume this is an accurate portrayal as I spend too much time on RUclips to know anything about football
English football culture of 2024 in under 3mins. The Linekers summarised in two sentences. JT in feltham, just magic. Love your work Sans Beanstalk.
that settles it, officially coming home then lads. off to the pub garden
Shakespeare is smiling from beyond the grave. Poetry in motion
Holy fuck Ben it's you 😂
Lads sharing gore..
This man has his finger on the pulse
I was already getting an incredibly chilling feeling from watching this video, then 2:05 hit and it's sent me into a full-on de-realisation session. Christ we really haven't advanced at all in terms of "men's mental health" at all have we? Just wear a wristband that says "It's ok to not be ok" and that'll solve it. Male suicide rate plumetting after that one. Job's a good one.
Ty for reading my blog post.
@@hibi9293 Is this an insult
Couldn't agree more, the image of a guy hiking with 0% alcohol has literally been me this year. There's only so many times you can get smashed down the local with your mates without addressing the root cause of your internal suffering.
You can't fix men's mental health (or indeed anyone's) without addressing our fundamentally shit society
I think at some point we need to address drug use as a major cause of depression and suicide in men. I mean, how many of Beanstalk's songs reference cocaine/ketamine use as if it's no big deal at all? It's no coincidence that (aside from the extremely elderly) male suicide peaks in those aged 35-55, which is about when people would start to really be affected by their regular drug habits
Even when people try to address men's mental health there's still this embarrassment around it. It's so often dressed up in performative blokey bullshit, like "yeah you might be depressed but you're still a proper geezer". Like I get they're just trying to encourage men to open up but maybe treating manhood like some essential and quantifiable property is fucking stupid and part of the problem lol
That UK Garage beat is absolutely top tier as well. Great work as per!
bro has done it again, love it bro
mate this is absolutely dutty on a real tho the flow between bars is perfection everytime
He manifested it
GET THE BADGE IN
GET THE BAGS IN
GET THE SLAGS IN
TIGER
mate i love haikus
🔥🔥🔥
I’ve got three flares up my arse and I still feel pretty flat??
"talk to your mates at the pub" as if we can all afford to go to the pub
Allerdyce 2016, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
How can I be racist when Ngubu is my favourite player?
If it goes to pens, Sans Beanstalk needs to step up, as he never fucking misses!
Ooooh...he's back on form! We're getting out the group stage with this one!!
"Smash crisps like Gary, get girls like Wayne" actually goes so hard
Please drop a modern british history album for foreigners to study for our english exams.
Banging song, you're amazing.
Did the song buy my course get taken down? Put it back up, absolute banger.
The level of detail in the lyrics is ridiculous , even the German Bomber bar about the footy chant as it drags on for ages 👏🏻
perfect song to listen to while watching an illegal football stream where the chatroom is getting kinda racist 💯
Is there any other kind?
LIMBS WHEN THIS DROPS IN BOXPARK AFTER KANE SCORES AN 89TH MIN PEN TO DRAW AGAINST SERBIA
Wtf does limbs even mean, never heard that lmao
my mates got sober, friendships over
LOL
Hits diffy now.
It didnt come home.
How do you get all the details so spot on every time? You must have to immerse yourself in the shit tip that is popular culture rather than try to avoid it at every turn (like I do). It means you can create bangers like this, but god it must wear you out.
I didn't know this subculture likes bathtub vindaloos and scented candles, 'kin ell am cryin
Beanstalk baby, we’re in the final, you know what to do 👀
'Limbs' got me. Something about that just makes me physically cringe.
What does that even mean? I've never heard that before.
I have a scott dann top signed and framed in my house. Surely nobody else has this? Was an ironic present my wife got years ago.
It’s coming home 🏴
Oi
Baddiel & Skinner can do one. This is the true anthem of English Football.
I fucking love these. Never stop Bean
Listened like 15 time and only just got the "cans on the brain" bar, legendary stuff
It’s Fackin Camin Ome
Dapper Laughs' Apology Turtleneck sent me over the edge. SCENES.
Sans out here again making prophecies happen
Maybe the best one so far? That is saying something. Love your stuff man
the beat on the this one is the best yet. Lines are incredible as always!
With each one I think… well there can’t be anything left to rinse…but turns out there is, simply brilliant satirical social observation, spot on and sadly all true.
I think this is your best one yet. Keeping my eyes peeled for the Sans Beanstalk concert!
Might be the best of the collection
The king is back
this anthem now more than ever les go lads
This needs to be the official England song for the 2026 World Cup
You've outdone yourself, that was brilliant
rattled
The way that your songs give an in depth analysis into to the British public’s psyche is really quite something…. Class!
Just in time Beany, what a blessing for FOOTBALL DAY
I am giving this song to my Dad for Father's Day, along with some Jelly Babies
Insanely good. Gonna need to listen about 30 times to get it all. So much going on. Plus the sickest beat (is that right?) that Sans has put down yet.
the production on this is sick mate, might be the best one yet
2016-2016. Never forget.
Big Sam > Southgate
Mates? Dont have any mate
Looking forward to the one that drops after England crash out in the quarters or semis 😂
Edit: Well they made to the finals, then crashed out to Spain
The man has British culture in the hairs of his sniper rifle every time- he never misses!
“Smash crisps like Gary and girls like Wayne” that is sensational.
that's pure bangerz and mash mate, head bopper
I know this is meant to be like taking the piss out of these people... But I unironically do some of this stuff 😅
Wake up babe, new sans beanstalk just dropped
Sen t this to all my friends why the fuck does this go so hard? That fucking beat?
Another work of perfection.
Singing "it's coming home" summer 2018 on Kings Cross Station was highlight of my life
“WhY Do YoU ScoUserrs not SupPorT Inglund?” 🇬🇧👊
“Coz ahm tew bizzy on the rob lad”
Automatic top 3 beanstalk tune, what a banger
Please get this on Spotify, absolutely outrageously good song
this is probably your best work at the moment. mostly because it's too, too relatable. wicked. Apple Music when?
I like how this one has a sprinkling of existential dread throughout
A Sans Beanstalk upload is the unexpected double yoker in my sunday beats fry up🥳
It's coming home ⚽
Edit: I guess not 😭
Big up Great Skies 🏴 ⚽️
‘Rise of the foot soldier 9: school days’ is the best one
Crisp like crisps.
Liked before viewing cos you know its gonna be a cultural education banger
‘Scott Dann’s in the frame’ incredible
unironically fire
My favourite Sans tune , what is the line 'best night of my life was Eric Dyer' a reference too?
Just pure unadulterated fucking class, as always. "WhatsApp chat full of porn and gore" was my personal highlight.
When are you doing a live gig mate, it's just belter after belter
ah mate wouldn’t even know where to start, probably run out of breath and all
@sansbeanstalk8820 Get some small appearances at festivals like Belladrum or Transmit (they are always looking for acts), do like a 30 min set and see how it goes mate, you'd honestly knock it out the park. Don't worry about breathing 👍 just have fun with it
Makes my day when I see that Beanstalk notification
Matt Le Tissier and Rickie Lambert conflicting saints fans for the past few years
Omg dappa and the turtleneck how could I forget
The BEST yet!