How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @DoctorHmm
    @DoctorHmm 9 лет назад +3285

    "Cunt" wasn't used once in this video. I'm disappointed.

    • @memd777
      @memd777 9 лет назад +26

      John Smith They have used it in their second episode, ruclips.net/video/DHQRZXM-4xI/видео.html They can't mention everything in just one episode lol Australia is big. Its a fucking continent, not a country,

    • @Locustmaster15
      @Locustmaster15 9 лет назад +2

      John Smith I'm sure they wanted to but they can't. I think it's illegal. India culture/censorship rules are weird. They did a good job despite not being able to use cunt though

    • @GriMega123
      @GriMega123 9 лет назад +3

      mehmud Australia isn't a continent, it's a country. Oceania is a continent.

    • @jordanbridges
      @jordanbridges 9 лет назад +19

      FrancisMB No. It's not really. It is a country AND also a continent.

    • @n3vab4n3vaagain9
      @n3vab4n3vaagain9 9 лет назад +1

      John Smith youforgottorunitaltoghter

  • @Andy-dz7us
    @Andy-dz7us 4 года назад +271

    I'm an Aussie.
    Fell of my couch laughing at this
    Brilliant

    • @XGDragon
      @XGDragon 3 года назад +2

      Darn, now you have to climb back up the walls again.

  • @mindyourlife7534
    @mindyourlife7534 11 месяцев назад +41

    I am a 71-years-old Aussie...born and bred in Melbourne, Victoria and all TEN (yes 10) of these videos are in MY personal Aussie-opinion...f - - - ing HILARIOUS!!!

    • @Georgia-em
      @Georgia-em 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yes I sent them to my mum she's 73 Melbourne born n raised and she loves them...I'm 53 Hobart born n raised and I ❤them

  • @singer1AJ
    @singer1AJ 5 лет назад +1967

    I’m an Australian and I think this is bloody hilarious!! I love when they throw the boomerang and it doesn’t come back haha

    • @johnclayden1670
      @johnclayden1670 5 лет назад +4

      Didn't Rolf have a song about that?

    • @MrJFoster1984
      @MrJFoster1984 5 лет назад +2

      John Clayden Rolf is a Nonce though

    • @shoelessone0742
      @shoelessone0742 5 лет назад +5

      @@johnclayden1670 kev bloody wilson i think

    • @precogtyrant
      @precogtyrant 5 лет назад +8

      did you notice the boomerang shaped piece in the bbq?

    • @LeaCollingwoodMagpies
      @LeaCollingwoodMagpies 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah its called a stick if it dont come back PMSLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mathewhaines3534
    @mathewhaines3534 10 лет назад +184

    I'm an Aussie and these are probably the funniest clips I have ever seen!!

    • @P4rk3R1
      @P4rk3R1 7 лет назад +1

      Mathew Haines jesus calm down wouldn't go that far

  • @rm9343
    @rm9343 5 лет назад +78

    These videos are absolutely hilarious! Favourite line: "A recent survey reveals that 35% of Australians are casual racists. That means that the other 65% are full time." (PS - I am Australian and I think this is the best thing I've seen in ages.)

  • @FelesMala007
    @FelesMala007 6 лет назад +1716

    FYI to the boofheads accusing Indians of reverse racism, How to Talk Australians was written, produced and directed by 3 Aussies: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne. Developed originally for Australian TV, for whatever reason/s it didn't happen and Rogers, Hibbert and Byrne took a punt with a web series. These blokes know their Australian history. During the 1850s gold rushes in Victoria and NSW, jimmygrant was colonial slang for immigrant. Nice obscure touch. Season 2 please? Australian satire at its best - a subversive piss-take of ourselves.

    • @PHILPOP2
      @PHILPOP2 5 лет назад +19

      Im sure the wowsers put a stop to it. They would do the same to con the fruiterer if he was around today

    • @Andy-dz7us
      @Andy-dz7us 5 лет назад +41

      There's no such thing as reverse racism,
      it implies only white people are racist, which, as we know is utter bollocks. If you were to put an asian man in a room an African man what do think would happen.

    • @shanekonarson
      @shanekonarson 5 лет назад +59

      It’s fuckin gold . Anyone whinging is a flog .

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 5 лет назад +17

      Freyr SeaWolf my thoughts exactly mate. Its just funny as fuck. People overthink too much shit.

    • @storm3772
      @storm3772 5 лет назад +1

      Tilly Devine so true,

  • @EcclesiastesLeftFoot
    @EcclesiastesLeftFoot 7 лет назад +265

    Absolutely one of my favourite comedy clips of all time. I have never understood why Aussies and Indians are not
    much much closer as nations and people than they currently are. As this video proves
    our shared cultural history and sense of humour is huge. As an Aussie I have worked many places in the world and there are few people I feel an instant ease and connection with more than Indians. Love this.

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 6 лет назад +15

      Damian Coory well, everybody think this way. Everybody says indian and xyz country and race share lots common. XD
      We indians understand everybody nobody understands indian.

    • @huonsmith
      @huonsmith 6 лет назад +5

      Damian Coory going off what I have heard, India and Australia are pretty different

    • @SunnycoastKlips
      @SunnycoastKlips 6 лет назад +28

      They both like cricket.

    • @Ab_someone
      @Ab_someone 6 лет назад +15

      Damian Coory average Indian won't get the humour in this. This is definitely an Australian production using indian actors. It's indeed well made, Indian humour is pretty boring & childish in my opinion as an Indian.

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon 6 лет назад +3

      If you want to to talk to an Indian,just call any companies customer service!

  • @cliffbartram4974
    @cliffbartram4974 5 лет назад +49

    As an Aussie I find this hilarious, most of us can laugh at ourselves. Great job on the pronunciations haha

  • @anurag-kumar20
    @anurag-kumar20 5 лет назад +558

    The creators of this video are Aussies mate! If anyone should take offence, it should be Indians. 😂
    Our accents are half the reason this is so funny.

    • @anurag-kumar20
      @anurag-kumar20 5 лет назад +29

      @Pratyush Kishore Curb your nationalism. It's funny because it's a weird mixture of Indian accent in an Aussie setting.

    • @IOUaUsername
      @IOUaUsername 4 года назад +20

      It's not funny because of the Indian accent. It's funny because of the contrast between Australian bogan culture and the excessively formal culture the British left Indian education and corporate institutions with. The only time an Australian says "mister" is when they're in parliament or court.

    • @CriticoolHit
      @CriticoolHit 4 года назад +3

      @Alex Calm yourself right-wing racist.

    • @discocomputermusic
      @discocomputermusic 4 года назад +2

      This is genius. And my go to if I need a laugh

    • @RoddOzLand
      @RoddOzLand 3 года назад +4

      @@IOUaUsername it's funny coz the accent too, that's no bogan Australia, this IS Australia, what you're talking about? Specially barbie, ozzies love it just like lots of people from other countries. Anyway, it's waaaaay too much analysis for a short sketch like this one. It's just bloody funny!

  • @kanakaken
    @kanakaken 10 лет назад +237

    I take my hat off to the Indians who came up with this, assuming they did. We Aussies like to take the piss out of ourselves but this is a double take. They are taking the piss out of themselves as well as us, I love it.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 6 лет назад +16

      It was made by Australians.

    • @dartanion0075
      @dartanion0075 6 лет назад +1

      @@TurkeyLurkey00 not norm Ausies.

    • @helenflouch
      @helenflouch 5 лет назад +6

      It was written by 3 aussies

  • @kirstitties
    @kirstitties 4 года назад +47

    "Australia was first discovered in 1988 by an explorer called Dr. Hook" hahahahaha 😂

  • @jamesbuckley6483
    @jamesbuckley6483 10 лет назад +185

    30% casual racist, 70% full time

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 лет назад +10

      hey that statement is completely wrong... every australian is a full time racist

    • @JonBiddell
      @JonBiddell 10 лет назад

      What about the food - lamb. Loved the "snack"....:-)

    • @IroskTheOrc
      @IroskTheOrc 10 лет назад

      ***** technically that would make the statement 30% wrong...

    • @JonBiddell
      @JonBiddell 10 лет назад +2

      Mike F Indeed - if you can't take the piss out of yourself you're a pretty pathetic excuse for a human being.

    • @daniel24567-q
      @daniel24567-q 10 лет назад

      Jon Biddell hey dingus lets all laugh at you then

  • @KIZZZZPlays
    @KIZZZZPlays 9 лет назад +1260

    I am offensive and i find this Australian...

    • @AnasKhan-ur9dp
      @AnasKhan-ur9dp 6 лет назад +4

      Kizzington LOL

    • @simontrangmar4537
      @simontrangmar4537 6 лет назад +4

      Nice

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 6 лет назад +46

      Aussies wouldn't get offended by this; because it's so bloody accurate.

    • @barrygattenhof9903
      @barrygattenhof9903 6 лет назад +5

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green
      How can you be a vegetarian "Soylent Green"?

    • @msandersen
      @msandersen 6 лет назад

      Barry Gattenhof - Soylent Green... mmm, it’s made of people, mmm >slurp

  • @LilacDaisy2
    @LilacDaisy2 5 лет назад +194

    Haha, this is so hilarious!!! The aboriginal wearing clogs, because the Dutch "may have been here first." Was not expecting that little gem. Haha. Subscribed. Can't wait to see what else you've cooked up.

    • @jessemiller9792
      @jessemiller9792 5 лет назад +9

      @Chill Out It was written by three white Aussies dummy!

    • @jessemiller9792
      @jessemiller9792 5 лет назад +1

      @Chill Out Dummy hurt your feelings loser?

    • @mtracy244
      @mtracy244 5 лет назад

      @@jessemiller9792
      Jesse, lighten up and stop being an insulting wanker/wankeress
      Ps. haveaniceday😘

    • @ThePariskat
      @ThePariskat 4 года назад +4

      I love the Aboriginal's face, looking at the new arrivals. It gets me everytime. The down to the clogs.

    • @happyputt9709
      @happyputt9709 4 года назад

      69nd you

  • @SaranshTiku1
    @SaranshTiku1 8 лет назад +835

    A recent survey suggests that 30% of Australians are casual racists. Which means, that 70% of them are full time
    I LOST MY SHIT 😂 I almost choked on my spit

    • @EnderIsMinecraft
      @EnderIsMinecraft 8 лет назад +9

      OMG SORRY Didn't watch full vid SO SORRY!

    • @spateri728
      @spateri728 6 лет назад +5

      Yeh nah, true to a degree. Alot more tolerant than Indians.

    • @shazu9536
      @shazu9536 6 лет назад +7

      100% true according to the last census

    • @badaxe_gaming
      @badaxe_gaming 6 лет назад +5

      Leonard Carr damn i forget the amount losers i saw in thailand . you made me remember.

    • @badaxe_gaming
      @badaxe_gaming 6 лет назад +4

      Leonard Carr damn you losers know so much abt India . And here i am can't even make out the diff. between your flag and Uk's . Shame on me .

  • @richardosborne245
    @richardosborne245 8 лет назад +604

    I'm an aussie,....and an English teacher,....and f..k me, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd 6 лет назад

      Richard Osborne 😂💯👌🏽🔥

    • @barrygattenhof9903
      @barrygattenhof9903 6 лет назад

      It was a good laugh if nothing else.
      They will never get it.

    • @msandersen
      @msandersen 6 лет назад

      Agnaye Ochani 👍🏼 good point

    • @keithkitson8610
      @keithkitson8610 6 лет назад +3

      Agnaye Ochani - true. But the sentiment is spot on and the meaning is not lost. Language is for communication, not pedantry.

    • @truckeemick2486
      @truckeemick2486 5 лет назад

      Richard Osborne; being an english teacher is nothing to boast about.our kids are today mostly illiterate and uninformed. you should get a real job and try being productive and hardworking.

  • @minacerra
    @minacerra 5 лет назад +48

    Omg the Roo hand pointing stick 😂😂
    These guys are great

  • @grumpypenguin8156
    @grumpypenguin8156 10 лет назад +189

    Here in Australia this is called "takin the piss" we love to have a good laugh at our self's, Its the Australian way. Look at the majority of aussie comedy classics! “It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.” Oscar Wilde

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 лет назад

      here in australia no one says that anymore maybe in the 80's but not in the 21st centre

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 лет назад +1

      grumpy penguin and you do....... great argument

    • @macg1313
      @macg1313 10 лет назад

      ***** I agree, I hate hipsters... but understand that that being a hipster is not exclusively American... I know, im American... and it is NOT every americans opinion, to be politically correct... now YOUR generalising... I have lived here in Australia for 16 years and am proud to be a contributing member of the Australian culture... but I don't agree with disrespecting your own culture... taking the piss is one thing, but this video is offensive..

    • @johnmccnj
      @johnmccnj 10 лет назад +2

      ***** errm... not true. I hear it all the time. You might think it's old fashioned, good for you, speak your mind. But don't try and speak for 21million people.

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 лет назад

      johnmccnj and you can? again great argument it's like i'm talking to a bunch of five year olds.

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 8 месяцев назад +4

    I have watched these videos several times a year for the last nine years. They remain some of my absolute favourite videos ever made

  • @thetexastickler5698
    @thetexastickler5698 5 лет назад +67

    Much love from the US to India and Australia ✌️

  • @Drakotar
    @Drakotar 10 лет назад +106

    These are pure gold. Surprising the views are so low.

    • @trancehi
      @trancehi 10 лет назад +3

      Wake up tomorrow and check the stat difference.......I told you!

    • @yootoobsoocksdick6883
      @yootoobsoocksdick6883 10 лет назад +8

      It always takes a while before gold is uncovered.

    • @TheBibekp69
      @TheBibekp69 10 лет назад

      O

  • @HM-rf7yh
    @HM-rf7yh 6 лет назад +295

    "what if little Joey grows up to be a woman"! LMAO!

  • @Azzaleas777
    @Azzaleas777 4 года назад +288

    The Indians have just as good a sense of humor as we do. ... once they have been here for a while they relax .... its jovialism not racism

    • @AnkitKumar-zu2vj
      @AnkitKumar-zu2vj 4 года назад +10

      Hey, we have better sense of humour. Believe me Joey!

    • @idontlikepeople9389
      @idontlikepeople9389 3 года назад +7

      I don't understand what is racism if someone say something to something to you or use foul language you should do the same in return instead of crying racism..

    • @SamO-ik2cm
      @SamO-ik2cm 3 года назад

      @@AnkitKumar-zu2vj that's not very funny kumar

    • @PostSasso
      @PostSasso 3 года назад

      We? You aren't Australian, wanker.

    • @Azzaleas777
      @Azzaleas777 3 года назад +1

      @@PostSasso and you are smithy

  • @charliequinification
    @charliequinification 9 лет назад +87

    Melbourne born and bred; this series is spot on and hilarious!
    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? :)

  • @SerChade
    @SerChade 9 лет назад +240

    The boomerang on the bbq got me so gud..

    • @lvldarwin
      @lvldarwin 6 лет назад

      Umbra....yep, that got me good that one.

  • @bsrlpar
    @bsrlpar 2 года назад +9

    Absolutely hilarious from an Australian. We love humour and this is so funny.

  • @benjaminrdoyle
    @benjaminrdoyle 10 лет назад +24

    As an Australian, thank you 10/10. Funny as, who are we if we can not laugh at ourselves!

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 6 лет назад +1

      Aussies are fuckin' awesome.... worked with some Australian commandos overseas... they're impossible to track and/or kill. Serious professionals. Respects from India.

  • @tamamatu6395
    @tamamatu6395 6 лет назад +101

    "30% are casual racist so the other 70% are full time". Can't stop laughing

    • @clamsthecat
      @clamsthecat Год назад +4

      this one had me rolling

    • @anachronist
      @anachronist 8 месяцев назад

      My ears heard "casual dressers" the first time through and I didn't get it.

  • @CityThatCannotBeCaptured
    @CityThatCannotBeCaptured 2 года назад +4

    I'm an Aussie and I absolutely love this show. This was fair dinkum the funniest thing I've ever seen and as someone on here points out, it was definitely written by Australians. HILARIOUS.

  • @Bron3333
    @Bron3333 10 лет назад +10

    I nearly died laughing - so accurate and so so funny as an Australian who has spent time in Mumbai this year it captured it all so very well. They need their own show.

  • @kopile612
    @kopile612 9 лет назад +359

    shout out to the grade A cinematography/directing

  • @davidgoat6730
    @davidgoat6730 5 лет назад +324

    Hahahahaahhahaha this is true comedy gold! What makes it funny is the Indian accents using Australia slang lol.

    •  5 лет назад +1

      Something about that just does me in. This world--& especially humans--it's all so much weirder than we ever imagined! I love a lot of 'accents', but Australian is maybe my favorite, all the more so when it's a Hindu bloke reeling it off.

    • @davidgoat6730
      @davidgoat6730 5 лет назад +8

      The world would be a better place if everyone talked 'Australians' lol hahahahahahahaah

    • @TheHuiwen
      @TheHuiwen 5 лет назад +7

      what Indian accent? they were speaking Australian

    • @leagueofshadows
      @leagueofshadows 5 лет назад

      @@TheHuiwen lol says you the fake bond 😂😂😂😂😂 jk m8 😂

    • @TheHuiwen
      @TheHuiwen 5 лет назад

      @@leagueofshadows what's so funny about Indians speaking Australians.

  • @luke2803
    @luke2803 6 лет назад +5

    I was watching something completely unrelated and now have my doctorate in Australian history. Thanks Bruce you beautyyyyy.

  • @Tranman69
    @Tranman69 8 лет назад +761

    The Indian teacher has the most aussiest accent ever lolol

  • @14880evilmonkey
    @14880evilmonkey 5 лет назад +112

    As an Aussie, I find it fascinating seeing other cultures try and explain our culture lol
    Good stuff

    • @larrygdwl
      @larrygdwl 5 лет назад +2

      Rack off, an Irish immigrant .You are 100 % racist

    • @drdj69
      @drdj69 5 лет назад +3

      CULTURE in australia is Multi culture . so there is no cluture . lol

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 4 года назад +1

      @@drdj69 The Aussie culture is white European culture

    • @quetzalcoatl3242
      @quetzalcoatl3242 4 года назад +1

      Brace Land like Italian culture?

    • @fleshwound5149
      @fleshwound5149 3 года назад +5

      @@drdj69 No.. there's certainly a unique australian culture. I'd say we're more multi-racial than multicultural.

  • @sp1d5r
    @sp1d5r 9 лет назад +16

    oh man the joke about 'many believe the dutch had already been there' is like the funniest thing even, who ever wrote that great job mate

  • @pauldenny5305
    @pauldenny5305 10 лет назад +38

    This is bloody hilarious!! Top job Mr Rogers and Gang...absolutely pissed myself, and will be sharing with as many people as I can... Rapt I was able to be a (small) part of it...Two Thumbs Up!

  • @same1839
    @same1839 5 лет назад +5

    Australians are some of the most laid-back funny people I've ever met. It's always a blast hanging out with them.

  • @HondaSkyline369
    @HondaSkyline369 10 лет назад +40

    "What if little Joey grows up to be a woman" BAHAHA

  • @Juliecmg
    @Juliecmg 6 лет назад +114

    One thing that's awesome about Australians is they don't get offended about being offended.

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 6 лет назад +4

      Bullshit you dumb fuck

    • @kalegions799
      @kalegions799 5 лет назад

      haha fuck off

    • @CJFranciss
      @CJFranciss 5 лет назад +5

      That seems to be changing very quickly...

    • @lucasseal1
      @lucasseal1 5 лет назад +8

      Shut up you butthurt fucks, as an Aussie, you are inclined to take the piss as you give the piss to one another.

    • @malayrojak
      @malayrojak 5 лет назад +1

      @@lucasseal1 hear hear!

  • @fieldwhisper
    @fieldwhisper 3 года назад +8

    I'm not Australian or Indian but...this is so funny...wish they'd do more of these. There's still undeveloped potential in this idea.

  • @anthonydonate133
    @anthonydonate133 9 лет назад +113

    The amount of people actually taking this serious is sad.

    • @benjaminhudson15
      @benjaminhudson15 6 лет назад +5

      @@Angus1966 Grow up you sad sack of shit.

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 6 лет назад +6

      +Angus1966 Does this mean every time someone tells you a joke you think they're trying to shit in your mouth? Pull the stick outta your arse ya fuckstick

  • @Aymiikeeganmelb
    @Aymiikeeganmelb 9 лет назад +103

    I love you guys !! Australia discovered in 1988 by dr hook !! Omg u champs !!

    • @Hoocuspoocus
      @Hoocuspoocus 6 лет назад +8

      I lost it when I saw the aboriginal wearing clogs 😄

    • @flare12o36
      @flare12o36 6 лет назад +1

      Bloody hell 1988!? Australia was found in 17 somethin mate. Im Australian

    • @queenr6423
      @queenr6423 5 лет назад

      Flare 120 it was 1800s

  • @adamahalilovic9203
    @adamahalilovic9203 3 года назад +4

    This is brilliant. Should be shown as a tourism ad.

  • @CharlieKnolesPlus
    @CharlieKnolesPlus 10 лет назад +4

    This series is pure brilliance. The subtle images and in-jokes happening in the background are pure genius and can only be picked up on 3rd and fourth viewing which I'm not ashamed to say I just did. I am Australian and think that anyone acting offended by this is either a troll or not actually Australian. You could only make observations as deep as this if you truly loved Australia and had a deep affection for our bogan culture. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts and I think I actually got an abdominal workout.

  • @lucefina5091
    @lucefina5091 8 лет назад +73

    Why does baby get name and mother does not?

  • @ramyarmukerji5408
    @ramyarmukerji5408 5 лет назад +142

    “Well, that’s stupid. Why does the baby get a name and the mother doesn’t?”

    • @sonofnaphtalifromisrael8531
      @sonofnaphtalifromisrael8531 5 лет назад +11

      "What if little joey grows up to be a woman?" 😂😂😂

    • @drnopatience9852
      @drnopatience9852 4 года назад +2

      In my professional medical opinion
      Yes, yes that was a fucking good one.
      As always you are welcome.

  • @hellowaves
    @hellowaves 5 лет назад +21

    As a Saffa living in the UK with Aussie mates, this is friggin hilarious

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 9 лет назад +479

    Awesome. This is perfectly directed.

    • @bmacadody9447
      @bmacadody9447 7 лет назад

      FlyingOverTr0ut how's mum?

    • @Ab_someone
      @Ab_someone 6 лет назад +2

      FlyingOverTr0ut Created by an Australian, I'm guessing?

    • @FelesMala007
      @FelesMala007 6 лет назад +1

      You guessed right Bha Ratha. Written, produced and directed by 3 Australians: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne.

  • @sandramartin467
    @sandramartin467 5 лет назад +53

    I'm an Aussie and the one great thing about us is that we don't mind having others taking the piss out of us cause we know how to laugh at our selves and not take things so seriously. Loved it well done BTW if the boomerang don't come back when you throw it it's called a stick lmao just sayin

    • @random4969
      @random4969 5 лет назад

      You hit the nail on the head with a jackhammer Sandra 😇

  • @dion8070
    @dion8070 6 лет назад +247

    what if little joey grows up to be a woman. Solid point tbh

    • @lisettecallis5329
      @lisettecallis5329 5 лет назад

      yeah except it is A joey.. not Joey.. but yeah f'n fantastic reasoning.

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah too true. It's a bit embarrassing that its been 200 years and we never considered this point, yet someone in India raised it in 2 seconds flat.

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed 5 лет назад +5

      @ThinkAboutThis Maaaate. It's called humor.

  • @avebac1
    @avebac1 5 лет назад +28

    Im an immigrant living in oz and what i love about aussies is they say it as it is theyre not fake in your face lol

  • @cathycastleton
    @cathycastleton 3 года назад +1

    I am an Aussie and I really think this series totally has been unnoticed ,this whole series is a crack up
    !!!

  • @AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE
    @AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE 5 лет назад +88

    Did anyone notice the pallet of Winiblues?

  • @nos676
    @nos676 9 лет назад +60

    from australia; this video is golden!! haha.

  • @goodsnavigator3528
    @goodsnavigator3528 5 лет назад +83

    Love your work boys, awesome. Coming from an army grunt and former police officer. It's shit like this that builds bridges between cultures. Good on yas!!

    • @willkirkoff1333
      @willkirkoff1333 5 лет назад +3

      Well said, mate.

    • @andrewdods2236
      @andrewdods2236 5 лет назад +1

      Me too. And, agreed !!

    • @andrewdods2236
      @andrewdods2236 5 лет назад +3

      Indians here are ok :-)

    • @lindabao9635
      @lindabao9635 5 лет назад +1

      Well said Sir! Salute!!

    • @jrYoutube1
      @jrYoutube1 5 лет назад

      😂 police officer... Now the last time I told an officer a joke he sprained my wrist and ankle 😂

  • @yourikhi
    @yourikhi 6 лет назад +310

    Omg you people are really nice ... if same thing is done about india... you will find different kind of comments.... really nice sense of humour love you guys

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 6 лет назад +5

      @Edward Gross Yeah it's a sorry state of affairs

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 5 лет назад +2

      Matt flinders don’t know how to feel about he comment

    • @lisettecallis5329
      @lisettecallis5329 5 лет назад +1

      so? we appreciate them anyway! I tis so f=refreshing these guys have integrated enough to make fun :)

    • @marklowe7431
      @marklowe7431 5 лет назад +8

      I work with many Indian people here in Australia and we get along very well. We share a common sense of humor. We may have many cultural differences but I find Indian people will laugh a lot. The best thing is that there is a lot of things to laugh about Australians and Indians so as long as it's not meant to be nasty all is good.
      You know India will never be better at cricket and Tiger is not as good as Aussie beer though right? LOL.

    • @gaurangchoudhary5405
      @gaurangchoudhary5405 5 лет назад +1

      the americans have the best sense of humour in my view......and i think country which have good ranking in happiness index have people full of sarcasm and humour...

  • @shinrarango
    @shinrarango 9 лет назад +61

    bit of fucking comedy guys chill out. the writer obviously lived in oz and its all lighthearted

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 9 лет назад +3

      +göögle are pagans Problem is the instructor clearly had an aussie accent so her getting the one pronunciation way off didn't work

    • @Aven-Sharma1991
      @Aven-Sharma1991 6 лет назад

      shinra corp: I hope that this wasn't serious because Indians don't use this type of bullshit lingo! We've got so many languages from
      India and we've got our own indigenous slang from the motherland.

    • @robertharding2174
      @robertharding2174 6 лет назад

      +ll विनी शर्मा ll give it time Indians will develope a sense of humor

  • @stufromoz8164
    @stufromoz8164 3 дня назад +2

    Absolute gold, ten years on.

  • @RapidDominance000
    @RapidDominance000 9 лет назад +1079

    Finally I can communicate with snipers

  • @darrylkerr5226
    @darrylkerr5226 9 лет назад +5

    Bloody hilarious mate! Remember most Australian racism is not meant to offend, we use it as an icebreaker and camaraderie, its just who we are.
    Cheers

  • @johayes7529
    @johayes7529 4 года назад +5

    As an Aussie with a Indian friend who's one of THE funniest woman on earth, i now understand why. This is bloody brilliant mate's. I'll chuck a snag on the barbie for ya tommra! Ya bloody legends!😂😂😂😂

  • @Thacarshee
    @Thacarshee 5 лет назад +126

    A Nextlfix Series of this might be fucken good mate

    • @drdj69
      @drdj69 5 лет назад +2

      FairDINKUM

    • @glenthorne6055
      @glenthorne6055 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I reckon

    • @sjacko1
      @sjacko1 3 года назад

      No way. This is as long as it should be. Netflix would over do it.

  • @Peek222
    @Peek222 6 лет назад +72

    The thing I love about Indians and Australians, we can hang shit on each other in good heart..pity we are the only few in the world that can take a joke

    • @aakashgupta3824
      @aakashgupta3824 6 лет назад +1

      @S, Lianis sly cunning evil turdskins ? this sounds cool.

    • @કુલદિપ-છ6લ
      @કુલદિપ-છ6લ 6 лет назад

      @@positivepete4265 LMAO

    • @PRUNEAVENUE
      @PRUNEAVENUE 5 лет назад

      You sound like a douche who works in a office.. In the tradie world there's punches thrown haha

  • @chriswharton
    @chriswharton 2 года назад +2

    I’m late to the game, but this is as good as gold. Hilarious. Congratulations boys and Mrs Shiva, well done.

  • @anxiousdelay
    @anxiousdelay 9 лет назад +39

    as an honest to god Australian I can say that I personally am not in any way offended what so ever. I can see it as a joke and have a good laugh, we normally refer to it as 'takin the piss' which means that we insult it or be mean about it in a joking way. It's obviously not meant to be racist. the worst part is that a bit of it is true.

    • @HOSWELL444
      @HOSWELL444 6 лет назад

      Laura Butler I hope your not offended... cause that would offend me if you were offended if something that is clearly not offensive

  • @herbshirt6073
    @herbshirt6073 5 месяцев назад +5

    At a time when everyone's ready to be offended at every opportunity, its refreshing to find my fellow Aussies in the comments section having a good laugh at ourselves.
    This was brilliant. I love us.

  • @wendyz7859
    @wendyz7859 5 лет назад +16

    The only one on the word list I didn’t know was "Jimmy grant" I’ve never heard it before. As an Aussie I love this series

    • @skullandcrossbones65
      @skullandcrossbones65 5 лет назад +1

      Ditto.
      Why have I only just found this series?

    • @Ph-gf3ht
      @Ph-gf3ht 4 года назад

      I have heard it before 😂

    • @stonent
      @stonent 10 месяцев назад

      I heard an Australian girl refer to someone as "F O B", Fresh Off the Boat

  • @DodgyBrothersEngineering
    @DodgyBrothersEngineering 5 лет назад +168

    lol never heard of Jimmy Grant, I must be one of the 30% casual racists.

    • @walkm1
      @walkm1 5 лет назад +2

      Me too I asked my husband who was he? 😂😂

    • @user-mg2vo6ce5z
      @user-mg2vo6ce5z 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @wing_nut_1018
      @wing_nut_1018 3 года назад +1

      From the gold rush in the 1850s. It's fallen out of fashion.

    • @Mr61grod
      @Mr61grod 3 года назад +1

      I knew his sister immy Grant

  • @moulanaaidi5415
    @moulanaaidi5415 6 лет назад +16

    "How to talk Australians" with a British flag. This got me dying

  • @Fuaarrkk
    @Fuaarrkk 5 лет назад +13

    Probs still one of the greatest vids on youtube.

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 6 лет назад +8

    As a New Zealander... this makes me very happy

    • @stonent
      @stonent 10 месяцев назад

      Baaaah...Baaaah!

  • @th3p0w3r0f0n3
    @th3p0w3r0f0n3 5 лет назад +7

    I'm so glad this popped up in my feed. I needed a good laugh 😂😂 Thankyou 👍👏

  • @milagiganticurchod6138
    @milagiganticurchod6138 3 года назад

    Humour is so much needed - then, less road rage, fights and less. We have to learn to laugh at ourselves but, actually peopple take themselves far too seriously . Love this video!! 10 out of 10

  • @patuszodi7532
    @patuszodi7532 9 лет назад +14

    I'm not sure what exactly this is, but it's funny. And I like it.

  • @RiderKick774
    @RiderKick774 10 лет назад +11

    As an Aussie, I find this hilarious.

  • @ajarnsingtoh2392
    @ajarnsingtoh2392 5 лет назад

    G'day. I want to say to WELL DONE to you all for producing some of the funniest videos on our Australian culture that I have ever had the GREAT PLEASURE to watch!!!!! Brilliant, well done, and funny!!!! Thank you!!! From a true Australian expat. Ivan M. Paton

  • @usmcmma
    @usmcmma Год назад +3

    I'm American, and I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier!!!

  • @MIKEDIAMONDZ
    @MIKEDIAMONDZ 5 лет назад +16

    This indian comedy is amazing ! Love indians !! They are exactly like our gypsies ... big love

    • @AryanSingh-ku7zb
      @AryanSingh-ku7zb 3 года назад

      Is it an insult or a complement?

    • @MIKEDIAMONDZ
      @MIKEDIAMONDZ 3 года назад

      @@AryanSingh-ku7zb a compliment ... our gypsies come from india, is an indian tribe, like otomans are an asian, chinese mongol like tribe, departed long time ago ... even in india you have ancestral african blacks who came from the time of islamic rullership not only indian blacks ... we are all related according to the bible

  • @psycho5815
    @psycho5815 6 лет назад +24

    I’m Australian and I’m literally shitting my pants this is too funny LMFAOOO

    • @Aj-tu4gv
      @Aj-tu4gv 6 лет назад

      Mate take the street instead.

  • @isaac5amuel
    @isaac5amuel 5 лет назад +734

    They should have used a map of China to represent Australia. 😂

    • @kamerembugua4353
      @kamerembugua4353 5 лет назад +6

      💀💀

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 5 лет назад +44

      Found the casual racist

    • @choccymilk9575
      @choccymilk9575 5 лет назад +81

      @@janusjones6519 he's referring to Chinese companies owning most of Australia not the large amount of Chinese people

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 5 лет назад +22

      @@choccymilk9575 which is incorrect. Total Chinese land ownership in Australia is around 1%, as compared to the US at 7% and the UK at 5%.

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 5 лет назад +4

      @anthony k is also the type of person who will say China is the biggest threat to the world.

  • @a.t.3192
    @a.t.3192 5 лет назад +5

    I'm Indian but born in Australia and I don't know what this is but I bloody love it.

    • @vibelover5444
      @vibelover5444 3 года назад

      You can't be indian born in Australia , India don't accept dual citizenship :D

    • @a.t.3192
      @a.t.3192 3 года назад

      @@vibelover5444 Indian by ethnicity. Citizenship isn't the only thing to define where you're from.

  • @andyreive8349
    @andyreive8349 5 лет назад +42

    God damn accurate we taught the Indians all the good words

  • @stevejones1488
    @stevejones1488 3 года назад +4

    India and Australia have a stong bond with our love of cricket. Some of the funniest blokes i have know have been from india and sri lanka

  • @Marniwheeler
    @Marniwheeler 3 года назад +2

    The funking esky. Classic.
    I live in this weird country, and we love insulting ourselves and others, because its funny.
    And if you can't laugh at the absurdity of life, you end up crying.
    Great video. Thanks for making it.

  • @ajgoetsch
    @ajgoetsch 5 лет назад +3

    What a hilarious series! A real pity there are so few episodes.

  • @lulurobot2065
    @lulurobot2065 6 лет назад +11

    The racism pie chart🤣 good as gold!

  • @andrewosier614
    @andrewosier614 3 года назад +2

    Still as brilliant as the first time I saw it all those years ago.
    Some really solid acting in it.

  • @Ninjamagics
    @Ninjamagics 8 лет назад +46

    As an Australian I'm so trigged yet like it

  • @justojust
    @justojust 9 лет назад +67

    I've got a sneaking that these videos aren't a legit learning series

  • @UNisOUTDATED
    @UNisOUTDATED 4 года назад +1

    This is GOLD ! Wondering why these guys have so few vids - they could be a rage down under.

  • @MrSMFP
    @MrSMFP 10 лет назад +14

    In case you weren't aware, this series is made by a couple of Australians poking fun at the way other nations have confused and stereotyped our identity.

  • @thesquire6352
    @thesquire6352 3 года назад +7

    i was dead when a random pallet of winfields comes down the corridor 😂

    • @NealeBaxter
      @NealeBaxter 3 года назад

      Winnie Blues mate, Winnie Blues!
      I still remember when they cost 40 cents for a packet.

  • @rk1821
    @rk1821 5 лет назад +1

    Gem of a comedy, the thumbs down is from people who didnt get a shit about the comedy content used, cheers guys keep it rolling.

  • @hansproebsting7391
    @hansproebsting7391 6 лет назад +5

    Haven't laughed so much in years. Great work.

  • @keithkitson8610
    @keithkitson8610 6 лет назад +9

    I've seen several of your videos. You should be ambassadors for Aus. You've captured the essence of Aus culture that seems to escape so many tourists and new arrivals - ie don't take life too seriously, relax and have fun, learn to laugh at yourself. Aussie lingo might sound threatening but, generally speaking (unfortunately we have our share of racist boguns), it's not intended to be. If we didn't like and accept you we wouldn't associate with you at all.

  • @7hilladelphia
    @7hilladelphia 4 года назад

    Your channel is gifting joy to me. Thank you from Queensland

  • @licittofficial
    @licittofficial 5 лет назад +39

    "30% are casual racists and the others are full time" I hate how true this is hahahaha

    • @quantumskittles
      @quantumskittles 5 лет назад +3

      If were really racists why are 28% of the population born overseas since 1975 not that long ago ..

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 4 года назад +2

      You can tell if you're racist by answering two questions.
      1) Are you white?
      2) Did you get up this morning?
      If you answered yes to one, you are Racist. If you answered yes to two, you have committed a hate crime.

  • @The1AndOnlyDannyBro
    @The1AndOnlyDannyBro 8 лет назад +18

    "Long piece of pelican shit"
    GOD. DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.