Giant Machines 2017: Quick Look

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • It's time for huge vehicles, changing tires, silicon, silicone, ice walls, reggae, ska, and... a good old weekend Quick Look.
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Комментарии • 139

  • @rwrw418
    @rwrw418 7 лет назад +51

    I continuously appreciate Dan's simultaneous thirst for knowledge and complete, total ignorance.

    • @JudoGuy
      @JudoGuy 4 года назад

      It's just his way of dealing with his anxiety

  • @grazzitdvram
    @grazzitdvram 7 лет назад +133

    I feel like I just listened to vinny realizing he's dan's new foster dad.... good practice!

    • @user-sj1gr6kr3e
      @user-sj1gr6kr3e 7 лет назад +11

      Grazz Next quicklook, they will have the sex talk. That will blow Dan's mind!

    • @Gunmetal_Wolf
      @Gunmetal_Wolf 7 лет назад +5

      Only if Vinny can convince that whenever women make a funny noise, they're about to explode.

    • @98687
      @98687 7 лет назад +9

      They should make this a regular feature. Vinny teaching Dan about life.

    • @CircusHerse
      @CircusHerse 7 лет назад +1

      Poor Dan. He's a good author though! My wife read his Anxiety book and I'm reading dumbest kid in gifted class.

  • @zpwnsyew
    @zpwnsyew 7 лет назад +22

    If this game doesn't win an award for best soundtrack of 2017 at the end of the year I'm gonna be PISSED

    • @BlaizeV
      @BlaizeV 7 лет назад +3

      it came out in September of last year so it's already lost

  • @limberstilts2419
    @limberstilts2419 7 лет назад +39

    Making bread with Dan
    Mine ore from the earth, shred it into wheat, grind it into yeast, bake it.

    • @AnD333
      @AnD333 7 лет назад

      Limber Stilts ore bread mm hmmm gotta eat them minerals

    • @grazzitdvram
      @grazzitdvram 7 лет назад

      I'm really waiting on onw of these guys to just start feed dan cazy bullshit, its actually disappointing that no one has really done anything with that

  • @SentaiAce
    @SentaiAce 7 лет назад +16

    Blows me away how clueless Dan is about common things.

  • @KyleS.1987
    @KyleS.1987 7 лет назад +4

    Vinny and Dan are so much goddamn fun together. What a season, what a season.

  • @hornylink
    @hornylink 7 лет назад +14

    Dan "There's no sand in computers" Ryckert strikes again. Expert in ignorance extraordinaire!

  • @nixtblack
    @nixtblack 7 лет назад +57

    dan is amazing. its so funny to see how wound up people get about him and his persona. The guy knows what he's doing and th GB crew like him, so stop being so sour and enjoy the fun

    • @AnD333
      @AnD333 7 лет назад +1

      nixtblack yah I don't think people know what self awareness is!

    • @GraphiteShores
      @GraphiteShores 7 лет назад +1

      I have not even watched the video and it feels from the comments that Dan will start the video by saying how much of a tool everyone is and then farting for the whole video. I mean...what is GOING ON!?
      ...Must be the ska.

    • @buzzclikverifyme
      @buzzclikverifyme 7 лет назад +18

      CW SK How is he wilfully ignorant? If he doesn't know something, he often asks questions to find out and gain knowledge. (Whether it sticks or not is another question, but he at least tries to better himself.)

    • @AnD333
      @AnD333 7 лет назад +1

      atombrain111 he has the mind of a child and I applaud that being an adult fucking sucks we can't say or think certain things or we're idiots kids get a free pass all day! also lava shots down at my local chilli's is tots a thing and they are delicious!

  • @phreakinpher
    @phreakinpher 7 лет назад +3

    Holy crap. I was going to make a running list of things Dan needs to learn the basics of--mining, computers, plastic surgery, machinery, music, cars--but there's a character limit on RUclips comments.

  • @sofiaciel7599
    @sofiaciel7599 7 лет назад +7

    "I always thought ore and wheat were the same thing" - a college graduate and accomplished writer

    • @JudoGuy
      @JudoGuy 4 года назад

      "accomplished"?

    • @ironmaiden197
      @ironmaiden197 4 года назад

      @@JudoGuy he's written books and people have purchased them. That's more than can be said for a decent amount of authors.

  • @kenchasseur
    @kenchasseur 7 лет назад +14

    Any video with Dan in it turns into "let's teach Dan about the world"
    Where did this guy grow up? lol

    • @NachosBorealis
      @NachosBorealis 7 лет назад

      Ken Chasseur Kansas.

    • @JudoGuy
      @JudoGuy 4 года назад

      It's his way of dealing with his anxiety

  • @WeebGilroy
    @WeebGilroy 7 лет назад +23

    Well, GBeast had a good run. At least Dan can't ruin both coasts at once

    • @AdCosmo
      @AdCosmo 7 лет назад +5

      Dan was great for West. Everyone was super lazy about producing new and fun video content until he (and Jason) got there. Now I'm sure we're back to just Unprofessional Fridays. Or, if we are very lucky, another Ranking of Fighters in 8 months.

    • @Themoot80
      @Themoot80 7 лет назад +3

      Dan is a bad human being, but a great Video Game Commenter! The current Giant Bomb Rankings are 1. Jeff 2. Vinny. 3. Dan 4. Drew 5. Brad 6. Jason 7. Alex 8. Rorie.

  • @amnesiacmyx
    @amnesiacmyx 7 лет назад

    There's something surreal about watching someone virtually operate this massive and complex piece of machinery and having to explain to someone how to change a tire.

  • @kingofburgerz
    @kingofburgerz 7 лет назад +16

    I knew I could one day live out my fantasy of operating one of those giant earth mover things. Video games always come through for me

    • @robhimself79
      @robhimself79 7 лет назад +2

      Apéritif 420 all I can imagine is a college full of kids racking up millions in college loan debt to prepare for jobs they will hate for the rest of their lives. meanwhile they fantasize and play video games about jobs they probably would be happy doing.

    • @kingofburgerz
      @kingofburgerz 7 лет назад

      robhimself79 I was actually just joking, but there is a lot of pressure for people to go to college just so they can have a degree.

    • @robhimself79
      @robhimself79 7 лет назад +2

      Apéritif 420 I know but for real. people feel like a college education is a must when quite honestly they're wasting a ton of money to be sad. Mike Rowe is a huge proponent of skilled trades and forgoing traditional college food you're a more skill oriented person. and honestly how many business grads are going to be working at chipotle in 20 years? probably 75%

  • @TeHzoAr
    @TeHzoAr 7 лет назад +1

    Vinny being convinced there isn't a tube in a common car tyre lmao

  • @DSDMovies
    @DSDMovies 7 лет назад +3

    Halfway through January and we already have best quick look of the year.

  • @MrSeagallo
    @MrSeagallo 7 лет назад +2

    Stay gold Danny boy, stay gold.

  • @Nagittchi
    @Nagittchi 7 лет назад +19

    Watching this just makes me want to play Nier Automata already.

  • @evnerbinko
    @evnerbinko 7 лет назад +1

    Can we recall the Vote for Best Music of 2016 and put this as the sole winner?

  • @Stingos
    @Stingos 7 лет назад +6

    I love Dan

  • @AnD333
    @AnD333 7 лет назад +4

    love Dan and Vinny quick looks!

  • @posholongbottom1041
    @posholongbottom1041 7 лет назад +2

    I want a series where they're just teaching Dan various basic things.

  • @Whatthetrash
    @Whatthetrash 7 лет назад +1

    I thought Vinny had a pretty severe fear of heights. I thought he was gonna lose it jumping down the ladder. I mean, I don't have a fear of heights and it freaked *me* out. >_<
    Regardless, very entertaining episode. 10/10. Would ska again.

  • @snuffsan
    @snuffsan 7 лет назад +1

    did dan ever refill his blinker fluid?

  • @AlmightyUniden
    @AlmightyUniden 7 лет назад +1

    wait did they forgot to enable shadows in the options? The opening segment has some and looks CONSIDERABLY BETTER than what they're playing. It has to be on low settings for some reason. How did they not check before recording

    • @AlmightyUniden
      @AlmightyUniden 7 лет назад

      also please lower your goddamn sensitivity if you can't handle the 6400dpi Jesus I'm feeling dizzy from the wobbling

  • @KesSharann
    @KesSharann 7 лет назад +1

    Free tire air? Not in many places, Dan.

  • @Dogbert24
    @Dogbert24 7 лет назад +16

    10/10 music

  • @Qwicksilver
    @Qwicksilver 7 лет назад

    Man GBeast should have a regular series where they just teach Dan about the outside world.

  • @MrHikkikomori
    @MrHikkikomori 7 лет назад +1

    How many videos will it take until Dan runs out of things to ask about? The world may never know...

  • @TonyBlue87
    @TonyBlue87 7 лет назад +1

    I legit thought the sound at 20:40 was part of the song.

  • @NightmareLyra
    @NightmareLyra 7 лет назад

    Anybody know if its possible to find songs from this soundtrack anywhere online? I see there is no soundtrack DLC on Steam and I could use some more Ska in my life

  • @rubberbandiv
    @rubberbandiv 7 лет назад

    I half expected Snake Eater to start playing sometime during the first ten minutes here.

  • @KyleS.1987
    @KyleS.1987 7 лет назад +1

    There's some very...interesting music in this game.

  • @Zer0Gunner
    @Zer0Gunner 7 лет назад +1

    lol whenever I use an example of a Millennial, Dan is always my go-to example.

    • @Gunmetal_Wolf
      @Gunmetal_Wolf 7 лет назад +2

      He's 32 years old...

    • @Zer0Gunner
      @Zer0Gunner 7 лет назад

      Millennials (also known as Generation Y, Generation Me, Echo Boomers and Peter Pan Generation) are the demographic cohort following Generation X.
      There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends;
      demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting
      birth years and ending birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to early
      2000s.
      i.e. 1985 for Dan :P

    • @Gunmetal_Wolf
      @Gunmetal_Wolf 7 лет назад +1

      I stand corrected. Just thought that it was a different generation then Gen X but that was fully assumption on my part.

    • @Zer0Gunner
      @Zer0Gunner 7 лет назад

      Hey no sweat man. Who knows though, you might be right as well. It does state that the exact years are just a estimate. And unfortunately for me I happen to fall under the Millennial umbrella, therefore I can make fun of them since I'm also apart of it :P I have no qualms with Dan but his common sense questions irk me sometimes since they are disruptive to podcasts and videos. But hey, everyone grows up in different cultures with different knowledge passed on to them.

  • @airmorphone
    @airmorphone 7 лет назад

    Vinny and Dan Quick Looks are the BEST. Happy New Year everybody!

  • @jessiii7805
    @jessiii7805 7 лет назад +3

    Is there a special edition of this game that comes with the soundtrack?

  • @MakooWallinen
    @MakooWallinen 7 лет назад

    Silicon is a silvery chemical element and you make silicone from it. Silicone is kinda rubbery silicon.

  • @thisscreensucks
    @thisscreensucks 7 лет назад +4

    jumped your car 30 times?
    im 32 and ive only needed to jump my car like 3 times.
    and i live in the canadian prairies,

    • @tomahawk5646
      @tomahawk5646 7 лет назад

      Knowing Dan he probably just forgot to put the keys in the ignition.

    • @thisscreensucks
      @thisscreensucks 7 лет назад

      tomahawk5646 cant jump it like that

  • @Charok1
    @Charok1 7 лет назад +2

    That music is wild... for this situation.

  • @kasaioni7680
    @kasaioni7680 7 лет назад

    Love those HL1 footstep sound effects.

  • @JoshuaJEMarin
    @JoshuaJEMarin 7 лет назад

    Poor Dan finally learned how to change a tire

  • @PyceV2
    @PyceV2 7 лет назад +2

    Dan is Papa Vinny's new son.

  • @JusticeBlackened
    @JusticeBlackened 7 лет назад +4

    silicon boobs are the absolute worst

  • @phreakinpher
    @phreakinpher 7 лет назад

    All of our mining work may have been *puts on glasses* in vein.
    Wonder if the game devs intended this one?

  • @flashbandicoot5444
    @flashbandicoot5444 7 лет назад +1

    Greoge Brett's Habaneros?

  • @Nizman
    @Nizman 7 лет назад +1

    The Russian ska sounded a lot like Russkaja, if anyone is trying to find what is.

  • @PepperPawbs
    @PepperPawbs 7 лет назад +4

    Give me some reggae.

  • @vincentthekeeper2163
    @vincentthekeeper2163 7 лет назад

    Can someone explain to me why Dan acts like she just arrived on Earth 6 months ago...I mean the questions he asks?

  • @GrumpyNorthman
    @GrumpyNorthman 7 лет назад +1

    Love you guys, always entertaining :)

  • @Cakeyyama
    @Cakeyyama 7 лет назад +1

    this is the city life

  • @HipsterKaren
    @HipsterKaren 7 лет назад +2

    This is the city life. \m/

  • @Hepathos
    @Hepathos 7 лет назад

    so was this made by Platinum? Feels like

    • @Nagittchi
      @Nagittchi 7 лет назад +2

      Now Playing: Rules of Nature (Ska Remix)

  • @ATWDigital
    @ATWDigital 7 лет назад

    My 12 year old niece can change a car tire, goddamn it Dan.

  • @Smackosynthesis
    @Smackosynthesis 7 лет назад +1

    Too many ska ghosts skanking around here

  • @anessenator
    @anessenator 4 года назад

    Dan struggling with the concept of natural resources is a baffling thing to listen to.

  • @SiGhast
    @SiGhast 7 лет назад +1

    Paul McKurtney.

  • @RealgarTheSchist
    @RealgarTheSchist 7 лет назад +15

    Geology degree having side of me hates dan, Soooooo very much.

    • @phreakinpher
      @phreakinpher 7 лет назад +6

      If you're informed about anything, Dan can be incredibly annoying on any subject.

    • @danielmiller4279
      @danielmiller4279 7 лет назад +4

      IsoMentric geologist here. His knowledge of the subject is actually pretty representative of the general public, sadly.

    • @RealgarTheSchist
      @RealgarTheSchist 7 лет назад +1

      underscoredan yeah, been noticing that. can't speak of all the districts in the usa, but the schools i attended way back when stopped offering it as a stand alone subject all together.

    • @Hostyl176
      @Hostyl176 7 лет назад +1

      I only took *one* Geology class in college: Geology for Engineers (one step up from 'Rocks for Jocks") and even I have hate rising.

  • @octocoq
    @octocoq 7 лет назад

    The giant haul truck's bed going up and down sounds like the cannon sound from Mario 64

  • @AlexFurry
    @AlexFurry 4 года назад

    Dan is such a weird person he is like a silly character of a 90s movie that was never made.

  • @goonertron87
    @goonertron87 7 лет назад +1

    THUGZ ZM sounds like a car from Saints Row.

  • @ZachFett
    @ZachFett 6 лет назад

    22:34 "Jeff is a donut enthusiast"

  • @senkir
    @senkir 7 лет назад

    honestly, after the are chickens mamals video nothing bothers me anymore.

  • @Achoohorsey
    @Achoohorsey 4 года назад

    8:30 made me cry laughing

  • @sumosushi7571
    @sumosushi7571 7 лет назад

    America had a steam age?

  • @WolfShirtTheBand
    @WolfShirtTheBand 7 лет назад +1

    hold on there's some rap-rock occurring right now

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 7 лет назад

    I don't get how Dan is even alive with so many cockroaches in his head.

  • @lewisheard1882
    @lewisheard1882 7 лет назад

    I was initially quite interested in this game, but after seeing the quicklook, i think I'll stick to Space Engineers

  • @sleepycatgamer
    @sleepycatgamer 7 лет назад

    Man, Dan... He doesn't know much about most things...

  • @DCMaarten
    @DCMaarten 7 лет назад

    The Dan Hate is reaching Patrick Klepek kinda levels :'(

  • @PaulKnights
    @PaulKnights 7 лет назад

    Just wish they would keep playing while they talk.

  • @LeafhopperV
    @LeafhopperV 7 лет назад

    Dan scares me.

  • @YOTC
    @YOTC 7 лет назад

    that feel when Vinny almost had the switch flipping puzzle like 4 times and just kept randomly flipping them

  • @gillestgrant873
    @gillestgrant873 7 лет назад +2

    8:30 Lolz!

  • @ZachFett
    @ZachFett 6 лет назад

    How could anyone ever not love Dan? Screw every single one of you who ever hated on him in the comments.

  • @capize0149
    @capize0149 7 лет назад +4

    I have went back on forth on whether I enjoy Dan and his antics. He doesn't anger me, I know a lot of what he does is to get a rise out of people. But since his first run with GB East and him being there permanently now, I don't really like his fit here. There's nothing wrong with ignorance but sadly all the videos are just divulging into talks they don't know enough about, the games aren't getting enough focus and when they try and get into topics like this it also just isn't that funny. That's the biggest problem.
    I really noticed it with the Mega Man series. I loved Vinnyvania and Alex and Austin always made the videos fun, helped Vinny and were entertaining. The last Mega Man with Dan, I felt bad for Alex cause he couldn't focus when he needed to and couldn't get help when he was looking for it. Plus the chatter just wasn't funny. The same thing happened during the Star Dew Valley stream. Hopefully they find a better rhythm or change things up, cause this stuff is just kind of boring content and I find myself just rolling my eyes at Dan. At least Jeff and Brad in SF had a way of kind of mocking him to make it funny

  • @liquidnectarine9151
    @liquidnectarine9151 7 лет назад +8

    First five minutes cringe.

    • @ArcticFox63
      @ArcticFox63 7 лет назад +22

      The whole video is cringe, how can you live on the earth for over 30 years and not have a clue about anything.

    • @phreakinpher
      @phreakinpher 7 лет назад

      At least when the you can't laugh with the Giant Bomb guys, you can certainly laugh at them. Did you get to the tire discussion?

    • @hornylink
      @hornylink 7 лет назад +5

      Dan is incredibly willfully, almost militantly ignorant about almost everything, and he's also incredibly charismatic (according to the giant bomb crew) with experience writing (even if his writing is terrible) about video games. so point being he managed to charisma his way in

    • @cleetose
      @cleetose 7 лет назад +7

      CW SK Dan is probably smarter than you and definitely more entertaining to listen to.

    • @GraphiteShores
      @GraphiteShores 7 лет назад +5

      Chemistry with people. Dan is the type of guy who can get along with pretty much anybody because he is a simple man who loves being the 'heel' of anything he is doing. He wrote at least two books, one about an air-force gator and the other about dealing with anxiety, so he clearly knows how to write to a point that is publishable.
      And by the way, when one of the QUOTATION MARKS merits END QUOATION MARKS you have is 'video games', then you probably should work in the video game industry. I'm not saying he's a god or anything or isn't a ditz in a lot of ways, but it's really hard to find someone who knows video games and does well on a camera at the same time.

  • @rick-deckard
    @rick-deckard 7 лет назад +1

    hep hep!

  • @Emanresu56
    @Emanresu56 7 лет назад

    Whoever put the music in this game is really out of touch.

  • @Ebb0Productions
    @Ebb0Productions 7 лет назад

    Dan is love

  • @motorsportfangr
    @motorsportfangr 7 лет назад

    Those guys look like they would rather do anything than play this game.

  • @bryandoyle2223
    @bryandoyle2223 7 лет назад

    Dan's dad is a failure for not teaching his son how to change a tire.