"This isn't an arm. This is me" That absolutely killed me. I love the idea that this stupid fucking robot that can't understand voice commands and is going to get the colony blown up is having a weird robotic identity crisis in the middle of all this.
"Pick up the briefcase, Mike!" "It is too far to reach" *turns the other way* "Oh Mike" *Loud laugh track plays before being cut off by the place going off*
Can we just come together for a second, and commend Microsoft on making their voice commands at least functional the majority of the time, if not all the time. Because god damn.
Could they not hit a button to control when the game is receiving voice commands? Seeing how it only receives them at set intervals (and Vinny and Alex wrestling with it because of input lag) was driving me nuts.
It would be much easy if Jimmy moves to items when you click on them or just control him like in other shooter games. Like is now, this game takes to long to do very easy things and it makes you mad while playing.
Hearing these two repeat the command "Get the briefcase" over and over again without rephrasing it when the machine is clearly confused drove me up a wall. No matter how many times you do the same exact thing, it will always have the same result. Maybe try "Get suitcase", "Get this suitcase", "Get a suitcase" or something. I'd imagine it would ask you to specify, then problem solved.
"This isn't an arm. This is me"
I'd pay to watch hours of Vinny arguing with a passive aggressive robot.
Alex: "Jimmy, tell me - what to do?"
Jimmy: "What to do?"
Five stars.
Name-place i
I expect the rest of the GB crew to refer to Vinny as Vinagawa McCaravellaburgito from now on.
The dude ahead of them in line that they call Agent 47 is carrying the green briefcase with the bomb.
The amount of time it took Alex to notice that couch cushion was driving me fucking insane.
oh my god
mike is trying to grab the briefcase they already got rid of
this game is perfect
"This isn't an arm. This is me"
That absolutely killed me. I love the idea that this stupid fucking robot that can't understand voice commands and is going to get the colony blown up is having a weird robotic identity crisis in the middle of all this.
Alex's frustration at this game is just delicious!
How the hell does "Guam" sound like "Wal-Mart"?!
1:11:56 I appreciate that it recognized Vinny's angry yelling as "Italian".
Vinigawa McCaravellaburgito, that name is so Street.
The hit new sitcom 'That's SO Jimmy!'
LOL
"Where did that name come from?"
"Sex."
Vinny and Alex work really well together. Long live giant beast!
"Go to the Wal-mart shelf." "Go to the center Wal-mart shelf." "Turn to the Wal-mart shelf."
"I can't find any shelves nearby."
Foreskin autocorrect!
For once I think I can say with actual certainty that this would be better with kinect.
Nope...
This game would be better off not existing at all.
Exactly!
Message received. There's a bomb
This game should be renamed "Beatnik Poetry Generator 2014"
"Put the briefcase on the conveyor belt"
"oats"
Fucking brilliant!
This is a Giant Bomb East classic right here, i had so many belly-laughs watching through this. Especially Alex meeting Jimmy lol
"oats"
What a timely and weird thing to pop in my feed! Haha!
From this day forward I will answer all requests at work with, "It is too far to reach"
Man, the future sucks balls.
"Pick up the briefcase, Mike!"
"It is too far to reach"
*turns the other way*
"Oh Mike"
*Loud laugh track plays before being cut off by the place going off*
Can we just come together for a second, and commend Microsoft on making their voice commands at least functional the majority of the time, if not all the time. Because god damn.
27:47 Mr. Vinagawa McCaravellaburgito aka "Smooth Operator" makes his move on a robot lady.
Oh god, colourblind people having to solve colour-based puzzles is simply amazing
This game is like closed captions on RUclips.
This is one of the funniest quick looks I've seen from you.
Oats...
I kinda want to see this as a endurance run.
It is almost August 2021. I really hope they revisit this game.
This would be super cool if it was a functional video game.
..."PUT THE BRIEFCASE ON THE CONVEYOR BELT!"
>Mike: 'oats'
bahahahhahaha
robots obviously can't tell the difference between guam and wal-wart guys, come on!
my favorite misinterpreted line is "asked me for a soggy"
Go to the center wal-mart shelf.
I'm a bit in disbelief about the millions this apparently cost
I can’t imagine a better thing on the Internet.
oh man i was pissing myself during the PDA section about 30mins in... ahh vinnie.. your one in a million
Here we go again with pepper Jimmy
26:23 "Welcome to the Bot Colony! Allow me to be your guide."
This might be the best game ever.
Man, the future sucks.
LMFAO, man I would love to see you guys play LIFELINE for the PS2
anyone else feel like the game was totally trolling them on purpose
Could they not hit a button to control when the game is receiving voice commands? Seeing how it only receives them at set intervals (and Vinny and Alex wrestling with it because of input lag) was driving me nuts.
I feel like this is the only game that *should* use the kinetic and smart glass.
Okay I think we learned that Alex is also color blind... or maybe I am.
Amazing QL! Gbeast doing awesome:D
Some countries will start using this game as a torture device. I now know what to do to people in the event I have to keep them captive. Geezus.
I would have given up 30 minutes in if I was playing
Did you mean?
Trolling: The Game
jimmy neutron family fun time??
I found the green briefcase like 3 times.
this game was developed 8 years before chatgpt? curious. I wish they would finish it now using chatgpt or similar neuromodels
I think the arm aims to where the cursor is?
Vignette Caramel and Axle Nav Arrow
It would be much easy if Jimmy moves to items when you click on them or just control him like in other shooter games. Like is now, this game takes to long to do very easy things and it makes you mad while playing.
This game is, um....interesting
Voice recognition man..
RUclips automated captions the video game.
how about "scan the briefcase?"
i think this game would make me smash my head against the wall
there is no green briefcase.
what is vinny's twitch channel? Or does he stream on the GB twitch?
Hello computer. Hello computer. HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
What in the hell were they thinking? Just try doing voice commands for your computer, it's this painful. holy COW!
who designed this game? this had me laughing hysterically.
Good Jimmy. Good Jimmie
this is a worse version of those old hidden object games
Wow.
It's at minalla
I was born in Saipan. It's funny whenever something mentions it.
i demand a full playthrough when/if it actually releases.
These are the worst robots.
You pointed when you gave shelf command, but not when you gave the briefcase command. Thats why the robot was confused.
the absolute worst place i can think of to put voice recognition is an indie game
simply watching this annoys me
Isaac Asimov is spinning in his grave.
What if he has not been programmed with the spin command?
Riveting.
So is this game for PS2?
Unfinished game...listen to what they say...its a pc game only and unfinished!
edit at 1:13:03 ;)
nope, the timer was consistent
Hot garbage.
VINNY
This game is clearly a POS.
oats
BEASSTTTT
Hearing these two repeat the command "Get the briefcase" over and over again without rephrasing it when the machine is clearly confused drove me up a wall. No matter how many times you do the same exact thing, it will always have the same result.
Maybe try "Get suitcase", "Get this suitcase", "Get a suitcase" or something. I'd imagine it would ask you to specify, then problem solved.
Wow. What a waste of time. Who came up with this garbage concept?
Would help if you didn't have potatoes in your mouths though...
oats