Arthur diagnoses Jack with Diarrhea

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @Anon0122
    @Anon0122 Год назад +4640

    "I need your money, tough guy! You wanna die?" best line, a doctor can say 🤣

    • @nickyplays3108
      @nickyplays3108 Год назад +308

      American health care in a nutshell

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Год назад +147

      American doctors be like

    • @kymo6343
      @kymo6343 9 месяцев назад +25

      looks like healthcare hasn't changed that much since the Wild West days XD;

    • @Angle-saxon-94
      @Angle-saxon-94 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@kymo6343fact 😂🤣

    • @drekxan3267
      @drekxan3267 9 месяцев назад +4

      Especially to a kid with terminal sick (in that moment)

  • @lanceryderwilson8618
    @lanceryderwilson8618 Год назад +5398

    Papa Bronte must have accidentally put laxatives in Jack's spaghetti instead of parmesan cheese

  • @sobofshofol5622
    @sobofshofol5622 Год назад +2457

    How is your father?
    -You mean Papa Bronte?
    Genius.

    • @thekindaprogamer9090
      @thekindaprogamer9090 Год назад +12

      700 likes and no comments?
      Imma have to fix that.

    • @YaBoi-StaminaUp
      @YaBoi-StaminaUp Год назад +8

      @@thekindaprogamer9090 but you didn't 'fix' anything because it wasn't broken😏, (how'd you know they didn't want lots of likes without a single comment? - Now it's ruined!)😊

    • @kevin_bodi
      @kevin_bodi 10 месяцев назад +6

      Papa Bronte was there more for little Jack than John ever was

    • @Greasy8294
      @Greasy8294 7 месяцев назад

      I should’ve used a condom

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ Год назад +2095

    the "do ya like fishin'" caught me so off guard lmao

  • @MadamRavenn
    @MadamRavenn Год назад +3068

    At least John's taking him fishing in his last moments.

    • @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf
      @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf Год назад +46

      Uncle's Uncle also took him "fishing" and we all know how that went

    • @pelajagro
      @pelajagro Год назад +2

      @@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf 💀

    • @milesparalysis9341
      @milesparalysis9341 Год назад +50

      “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE!”

    • @jayrom14
      @jayrom14 Год назад +5

      Ur old yt account amazes me

    • @michalurbanful
      @michalurbanful Год назад +4

      Naah, it's just that John is Jack's spirit animal ...

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Год назад +1253

    "I NEED YOUR MONEY, TOUGH GUY! YOU WANNA DIE???" - most empathetic American physician

  • @Blaise_G
    @Blaise_G Год назад +1464

    That "Open it. OPEN IT!" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BertoPlease
    @BertoPlease Год назад +730

    "This is about your laaast moments aliiiiiiev" had me rolling

  • @I_LoveHorses55
    @I_LoveHorses55 Год назад +477

    "this is about your last moments alive"
    *That's okay*

    • @ChillCucco
      @ChillCucco 7 месяцев назад +16

      “Im sorry kid.”
      “Am I in trouble?”

    • @Aed_11
      @Aed_11 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ChillCucco "You're a good kid... Now, GO F THEM SCHOOL GIRLS. "

    • @General1855Mantua
      @General1855Mantua 3 дня назад

      “your a good kid”

  • @taylors4986
    @taylors4986 9 месяцев назад +73

    “Uncle Arthur!”
    “You’re coming with m- *wheezes*”
    “Thanks…” 😭

  • @pingrett5258
    @pingrett5258 Год назад +206

    "THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAAAST MOMENTS ALIIIIIIIVE."
    "i guess thats ok"

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 Месяц назад +2

      Jack on his emo phase

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 8 дней назад

      ​@Lagmaster33Jack after RDR1

  • @CEBAHTNY
    @CEBAHTNY 2 месяца назад +78

    0:16 You coming with KHHHHHH-

  • @SingerDinger
    @SingerDinger Год назад +196

    “I guess that’s okay..”
    Me too Jack, me too.

  • @MRUXUM
    @MRUXUM 2 месяца назад +29

    1:34 BRO WHEN HE SAID “do you like fishing?” I GOT A PICKLE AD

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Год назад +306

    My favorite part is when Jack says he still has a sore throat, and Dutch yells “Arthur!” Dutch just can’t handle the pressure. Then, of course, Arthur is the perfect physician anyone could ever ask for. “Give me your money! You wanna die? (Gets paid) Uh, sorry kid, you’re dead anyways.”

    • @onurguardian9004
      @onurguardian9004 Год назад +9

      thats the very point i laugh so hard :) ARTHURRR!!!!!

  • @XPLR_FAN-y6r
    @XPLR_FAN-y6r 9 месяцев назад +80

    The end 😂😂
    “Do u want to go fishing?” -John 1899

  • @NotchTreys
    @NotchTreys 10 месяцев назад +25

    “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE>:D
    I guess that’s alright:3”
    Realest shit ever

  • @stupiddog7314
    @stupiddog7314 Год назад +167

    I need more of dutch looking scared, these are getting better everyday 😭

  • @jtmarlin336
    @jtmarlin336 Год назад +140

    Dude you're getting better at these each time finding the perfect audio to put in like it's not only hilarious but it still makes sense

  • @abigaylemazurek7818
    @abigaylemazurek7818 Год назад +308

    The beginning scene was honestly so well put together and cinematic, it was beautiful.
    And then Arthur had a PTSD Attack listening to Jack's chest. That betrayal seems like a life time ago 😂😂
    Your edits are getting so fuckin good Poorified ❤️

  • @rahulmurali8302
    @rahulmurali8302 Год назад +85

    The reasons why Jack got diarrhea: eat too much Bronte's spaghetti

  • @xLanzer
    @xLanzer Год назад +55

    The fact that John only cared about fishing at the end lol

    • @Jolgeable
      @Jolgeable 8 месяцев назад +2

      As Micah said: that's all there is, fishing and dying.

  • @Mm2istheG0atyessir
    @Mm2istheG0atyessir Год назад +100

    Arthur hovering the stick over jacks head got me!😂

  • @mindscrabbler
    @mindscrabbler 10 месяцев назад +17

    “GET DA HELL ATTA HERE” “don’t be nasty uncle Arthur” “Pff nah I’m just jokin with ya”

  • @deanryder5325
    @deanryder5325 Год назад +77

    "You're comin with WHEEEZE" Just kills me every time I play it back 🤣

  • @ZanaRekani
    @ZanaRekani Год назад +221

    0:48 OPEN IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carldunne8124
      @carldunne8124 Год назад +11

      Uh oh !

    • @heythere8418
      @heythere8418 Год назад +27

      “Holds stick above head”

    • @TennisWall
      @TennisWall 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@heythere8418woppity boppity i declare you have diarrhea

  • @TheWindigomonster
    @TheWindigomonster Год назад +75

    This might be the best one you've done so far

    • @Poorified
      @Poorified  Год назад +6

      Thanks a lot, partner!

    • @grasped2
      @grasped2 4 месяца назад

      Kinda emotional

  • @anda7x531
    @anda7x531 Год назад +72

    This channel is gold

  • @J1mBoyCall0way
    @J1mBoyCall0way Год назад +23

    "Do you like fishin'🧍‍♂️" HELP I CANT😭😭😭

  • @Paulinho_66
    @Paulinho_66 Год назад +29

    '' how's your father?'' ''you mean papa bronte?'' dude i almost shit my pants on that one 10/10

  • @RHaenJarr
    @RHaenJarr 15 дней назад +5

    1:04 such a relatable response xD

  • @crescentsister7467
    @crescentsister7467 Год назад +28

    Arthur could've let him die after what Jack did... but he helped him, what a guy

  • @guspadgett
    @guspadgett 9 месяцев назад +8

    i liked the part where he diagnoses jack with Diarrhea

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Год назад +13

    Arthur, to a toddler with diarrhea: *THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE*

  • @Thefortstclair21
    @Thefortstclair21 2 месяца назад +5

    He puts the stick on his head like hes a wizard about to cast a spell

  • @MR_Walter157
    @MR_Walter157 5 месяцев назад +4

    "I'm just joking with ya"
    -Arthur morgan 1899

  • @FunnyRedemption
    @FunnyRedemption Год назад +10

    Jack woke up in heaven and even there he can't escape of fishing

  • @theoofedguy8249
    @theoofedguy8249 3 месяца назад +4

    “What wrong uncle Au-“
    “THIS IS ABOUT YOU LAST MOMENTS ALIVE”

  • @Reddeaddreams
    @Reddeaddreams Год назад +50

    haha you always got some nice ideas to make us laugh always appreciate these videos mate

    • @Poorified
      @Poorified  Год назад +6

      Always appreciate the support, bro ❤

  • @mrwhatever598
    @mrwhatever598 14 дней назад +3

    This is what the game was made for

  • @ex8800
    @ex8800 Год назад +31

    Arthur’s tuberculosis and jacks diarrhea don’t compare to uncles lumbago

  • @randomfella1131
    @randomfella1131 22 дня назад +3

    This is unironically what it felt like going to the nurse’s office in school as a kid

    • @cellschannel8959
      @cellschannel8959 18 дней назад

      Poor thing. Lol I remember it too but less horrible like your putting it . 😅 Lol

  • @lynette50
    @lynette50 Год назад +33

    Whoever makes these has a warped sense of humour.
    And I ❤ it!

  • @Strixian-pt2gq
    @Strixian-pt2gq 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’m so glad I lived at the right moment in time so I can be able to witness this masterpiece

  • @yukihao90
    @yukihao90 Год назад +12

    "I need your money tough guy. You wanna die?"
    Why is this sounds like a threat than helping haha

  • @jdsolidus
    @jdsolidus Год назад +6

    "Open it!"
    *Proceeds to hover the stick over him*

  • @PatienceisA_Virtue
    @PatienceisA_Virtue 2 месяца назад +3

    The purest form of RDR2 brainrot i've ever seen

  • @youyining6140
    @youyining6140 10 месяцев назад +2

    Arthur using stethoscope.
    -I don't understand.
    -Damn, you talked.

  • @rainbowcloudss_
    @rainbowcloudss_ Год назад +30

    what i so love about these videos is that even when it's the saddest mission ever i can still laugh at it haha

  • @SNLfan-ec2ub
    @SNLfan-ec2ub Год назад +8

    If only this was like a DLC that you could play as jack. This cutscene would’ve fit perfectly in it

    • @Cat-uv7dy
      @Cat-uv7dy Год назад +1

      You can play as jack in red dead redemption 1

    • @Mr.Pro55k
      @Mr.Pro55k Год назад

      Yup

  • @tambourland
    @tambourland Год назад +1

    Legitimately thought I was watching a scene from a Chris Nolan movie for a sec. The cinematic music behind the fast dialogue really made it.

  • @cooperdn24
    @cooperdn24 Год назад +5

    I like how arthur said you wanna die after jack denies to give him money also he puts the tongue depresser above his head

  • @Shsudejdufuruf
    @Shsudejdufuruf Год назад +11

    Truly a heartbreaking moment in the story. Micah Bell could only beat Jack if he had diarrhea:(

  • @endercivil
    @endercivil 2 месяца назад +1

    "Jack, i'm sorry, you've got cooties"
    "screw you uncle arthur"

  • @ProGamer2805-Thebest
    @ProGamer2805-Thebest 10 месяцев назад +1

    It sounded like John pronounced "Do you like fishing?" like "Do yu like fisheng?"

  • @Ulises11999
    @Ulises11999 Год назад +1

    Man im loving these videos, thank you

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 2 месяца назад +2

    This feels like one of those fuckin weird dreams that sorta make sense in the moment, but then you wake up and it confuses the hell out of you, then you forget every detail except one hyper specific thing, like Arthur saying “now go fuck them schoolgirls”

  • @literal-gust
    @literal-gust Год назад +21

    You do like fishing 😂😂😂😂

  • @spec-y7i-q8r
    @spec-y7i-q8r 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:50 bro was helping air for a second

  • @Имя-п2п6ю
    @Имя-п2п6ю Год назад +4

    Когда в первом классе хочешь уйти с уроков, но для этого приходится идти в медпункт чтобы с имитировать болезнь:

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lore of Arthur diagnoses Jack with Diarrhea momentum 100

  • @MountainKing-00
    @MountainKing-00 Год назад +1

    The funniest part was the “this is about your last moments of liiiifffee!!”

  • @mentormarcello740
    @mentormarcello740 Год назад +3

    "Hey pa, I think Im di..
    -You like fishin'?"

  • @cloudxz92
    @cloudxz92 Год назад +56

    "Open it!"
    "What?"
    "Open it😡"
    That got me almost killed.😂😂😂

  • @ZooZwaves
    @ZooZwaves Год назад +3

    ,,This is about the last moments alive" nearly killed me XDD

  • @ArthurTheGreat
    @ArthurTheGreat Год назад +17

    This one was so hilarious 🤣🤣 Definitely masterpiece . Keep it up 👍

  • @dogeville5852
    @dogeville5852 Год назад +1

    I love it how john waited to ask if jack wants to go fishing

  • @JuneHernandez-k6m
    @JuneHernandez-k6m Год назад +1

    “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALLLIVVVVEEEE”

  • @999999SkyGuy
    @999999SkyGuy Месяц назад +1

    1:19 Are you thinking or something
    What are you doing?!
    Uncle Arthur
    Jack said calmly

  • @droopyfaceOG
    @droopyfaceOG 22 дня назад

    Jack's legs casually morphed into the seat

  • @RattleheadPlays
    @RattleheadPlays Год назад +4

    So,this is how Jack dies...
    It's good to know how the last member of the Van der Linde gang had to go.

  • @mrnekr0ntv
    @mrnekr0ntv 10 месяцев назад +2

    Act man brought me here

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep Год назад +2

    "This is about your last moments alive!"
    "I guess that's okay."
    RDR1 foreshadowing?

  • @claudiamarian6517
    @claudiamarian6517 9 месяцев назад

    John: -Do you like fishing?
    I almost shed a tear with that inspirational phrase.

  • @Angry_Axolotl
    @Angry_Axolotl Год назад +4

    Saddest scene in gaming history

    • @jdog-tre
      @jdog-tre 10 месяцев назад

      I know I almost cried during this scene

  • @janington
    @janington 25 дней назад +2

    THIS IS YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE

  • @drekxan3267
    @drekxan3267 2 месяца назад +1

    "I need your money, tough guy! You wanna die?" a normal doctor in latam
    but in latam he will says "¡dame el dinero, chico duro! ¿queres morirte?"
    but using the coloquial words in latam, maybe can say "a ver pibe, dame la gita o no la contas"

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- Год назад +10

    1:14 when did Arthur said "schoolgirls" lmfao

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot8006
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot8006 Год назад +4

      Ikr! Now I wanna know when he says that. This channel has been showing me lines I never heard in this game, and then I have to go play again and listen to every conversation. Lol. You have no idea how long it took me to find Dutch screaming "GODDAMN SNAKES!"

    • @OreganoParsley
      @OreganoParsley Год назад +2

      Pretty sure it was on the boat robbery with trelawny

  • @BoxBoyLewis
    @BoxBoyLewis Год назад +4

    The real question is why Arthur is wearing snow gear indoors

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 Год назад +1

      He's simply too icy

  • @faridagasiyev7042
    @faridagasiyev7042 Год назад +2

    So they decided to open a clinic in alternate universe...

  • @windows0202
    @windows0202 10 месяцев назад +1

    Little Jack is adorable

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 3 дня назад

    “You’re coming with- *WHEEZE*

  • @shadowindex9850
    @shadowindex9850 Год назад +1

    "Are you taking me back?"

  • @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV
    @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV Год назад +7

    Jack should probably break the bad news to his father… Being diagnosed with diarrhoea is no joke! I don’t think Jack can go fishing today 😢

  • @brunohmc7242
    @brunohmc7242 Год назад +14

    OPEN IT!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoVicariouss
    @SoVicariouss 10 месяцев назад +1

    The "rats all of ya... you talked" in the stethoscope took me out

  • @MarquisDeSadie
    @MarquisDeSadie 9 месяцев назад +1

    Oh dear...lmao, that was art.
    Blessed be.

  • @kissamiesofficial
    @kissamiesofficial Год назад +2

    Jack walked 30 miles just to almost die

  • @pinkguycomments69
    @pinkguycomments69 Год назад

    "THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE"
    "I guess that's okay."

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- Год назад +6

    the fact that 4 yo Jack got Money in his pants just made me laugh 🤣

  • @MrNobody10000
    @MrNobody10000 7 месяцев назад +1

    Is this one of them fever dreams everybody talks about?

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Год назад

    This interaction is kinda sweet. Like your uncle playing docter with you when your sick.

  • @toms_fishing7023
    @toms_fishing7023 Год назад +4

    Need to do a Arthur diagnoses Uncle with lumbago

  • @TheFunnyDictator
    @TheFunnyDictator Год назад +2

    That little hand movement at 1:24...

  • @DF_RDR2
    @DF_RDR2 Год назад

    "You're coming with- *coughs heavily*"

  • @CRISTAREWANDOSEWEY
    @CRISTAREWANDOSEWEY Год назад +7

    0:47
    Arthur: Open it 😐🤠🧔🏼
    Jack: What? 👦🏻🤨🤒
    Arthur: OPEN IT!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
    Jack: Oh oh 😭😭😢😢🤓🤓

  • @PurgeOnRecRoom
    @PurgeOnRecRoom Год назад +8

    Arthur: THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE!
    Jack: I guess that's okay :/

  • @JavierEscuella149
    @JavierEscuella149 Год назад

    " You like fishing?"-RIP Van winkle

  • @JackMarston-o3y
    @JackMarston-o3y 6 месяцев назад +2

    it still hurts…

  • @user-Aj11011
    @user-Aj11011 Год назад +7

    1:14 bro 💀