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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @oliverwirth42
    @oliverwirth42 7 лет назад +1720

    this is like two batman impersonators arguing over a parking spot

    • @ArthasHastingsMenethil
      @ArthasHastingsMenethil 7 лет назад +2

      actually Oliver... I felt like a rap battle between Varian and I

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 лет назад

      Is Arthas' middle name actually Hastings? If so, he's about 10% less badass than he was before I knew that.

    • @cat_the_red_1236
      @cat_the_red_1236 7 лет назад

      Lol yes

    • @ArthasHastingsMenethil
      @ArthasHastingsMenethil 7 лет назад

      blarg2429 actually I copied Calia

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 лет назад

      Arthas Hastings Menethil Man, I never even knew that character existed. It's a pity I could never get into WoW, I really liked the series of RTSes that led into it.

  • @gamer-sx9lx
    @gamer-sx9lx 5 лет назад +1222

    76: I never pegged you as a whiny kind of guy
    Also 76: hE sTarTeD iT

  • @joshuamercado9322
    @joshuamercado9322 7 лет назад +3874

    this is my favorite cause they are literally middle aged men just arguing whos the bigger bad ass

    • @coleallison4881
      @coleallison4881 7 лет назад +51

      Romulus The Brave only one more like to get 69 okay

    • @sir.fuckeryoroni940
      @sir.fuckeryoroni940 7 лет назад +39

      Romulus The Brave but well I'm the coolest ones, BTW me and Gabe are edgy grandpas

    • @aaaaa-xj4yj
      @aaaaa-xj4yj 7 лет назад +13

      Romulus The Brave ikr XD

    • @OrochimaruFromKpw
      @OrochimaruFromKpw 7 лет назад +92

      Honestly, I think they're older than middle aged... which just makes it funnier.

    • @imogensmith4416
      @imogensmith4416 7 лет назад +2

      Romulus The Brave i know right

  • @omarsutjiono2504
    @omarsutjiono2504 4 года назад +429

    "Death walks with a couple of shotguns"
    Literally the map flooded with reaper's shotguns

    • @evixepotato5987
      @evixepotato5987 4 года назад +16

      "Couple" of shotguns

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 3 года назад +14

      A couple of a couple of a couple of shotguns

    • @thearkitect4254
      @thearkitect4254 3 года назад +3

      SHOTGUN

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад +6

      Reaper : 🎶 I'm an angel with a shot gun shot gun shot gun angel with an shot gun 🎶

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 года назад +8

      he found his shotguns at the dollar store. He had a 2M armament budget. he also got a 50% deal off all dollar store shotguns.

  • @blackjack7207
    @blackjack7207 7 лет назад +372

    "He started"
    "Oh, shut up"

    • @evelyntellez4297
      @evelyntellez4297 6 лет назад +26

      Daniel 720 it has been confirmed,they are 5 years old.

    • @crimsonice4077
      @crimsonice4077 6 лет назад +16

      Sounds like a picture I have on my phone of them arguing with one of the tanks holding them apart.

    • @odst_735
      @odst_735 6 лет назад +12

      Daniel 720 this is basically me with my older brother.

  • @therewasanattempt7092
    @therewasanattempt7092 7 лет назад +3507

    *distant laughter coming from Reinhart*

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 7 лет назад +187

      he and Torbjorn are too good to argue

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 7 лет назад +152

      Update implies none of them are the daddy, based on Ana's new spray xD
      I was secretly hoping Reinhardt would be the daddy

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 7 лет назад +21

      replied to the wrong comment?

    • @maoh0183
      @maoh0183 7 лет назад +10

      Sorry

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 7 лет назад +13

      did u mean to reply to the one discussing the line that won people over?

  • @catboy8722
    @catboy8722 5 лет назад +2060

    “I got a lot of war stories for my kids”
    *What kids you lonely grandpas*

  • @geozach4259
    @geozach4259 6 лет назад +886

    Solder 76: he started it. reaper: oh shut up
    Great excuse

    • @shalon8154
      @shalon8154 5 лет назад +6

      zach bitch please I won

    • @creeper1370
      @creeper1370 5 лет назад +4

      Reaper 77, That’s right, Brother.

    • @shadowstar8619
      @shadowstar8619 5 лет назад +3

      Ana: Yeah yeah, whatever, boys.

    • @sirnessiethefirst
      @sirnessiethefirst 5 лет назад +1

      Reaper 77 amigo you won

    • @betenoire7311
      @betenoire7311 4 года назад +2

      It wasn`t an excuse.... It was the only thing to say

  • @lesh466
    @lesh466 6 лет назад +799

    76: Accuses Reaper of not aiming
    *his* *ultimate* *is* *an* *aimbot*

    • @hyperlanceitex6149
      @hyperlanceitex6149 4 года назад +50

      FairPoint, but I believe the implication was" you use a shotgun, a weapon where you don't have to aim, where as I use of weapon that I actually have to aim with in order to hit my target"

    • @thegreatdjclaw8259
      @thegreatdjclaw8259 4 года назад +11

      i call it aimbot mode

    • @evixepotato5987
      @evixepotato5987 4 года назад +8

      That is exactly what I thought

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps 3 года назад +26

      @@thegreatdjclaw8259
      It's called my Tactical Visor. Get it right punk. Kids these days, no respect.

    • @ember_falls
      @ember_falls 3 года назад +9

      *you're saying reaper ultimate requires more aiming or what*

  • @Frysken
    @Frysken 6 лет назад +2823

    Ana: If you two don't stop, you're not getting dessert.
    Soldier and Reaper: ....sorry.

  • @KingDrew
    @KingDrew 7 лет назад +958

    Then Reinhardt comes outta nowhere
    Pharah: HI DAD

    • @GamesLife-kw7gh
      @GamesLife-kw7gh 7 лет назад +36

      No shit Sherlock, it's a fucking joke

    • @dr34m49
      @dr34m49 7 лет назад +32

      No the father is Tracer

    • @metalphoenix2221
      @metalphoenix2221 7 лет назад +2

      was that sarcastic?

    • @Ekstasii
      @Ekstasii 7 лет назад +1

      Tracer is a girl

    • @Majoridox
      @Majoridox 7 лет назад +15

      Nightwolf, do you know what a joke is?

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 6 лет назад +1753

    “Ill be at your funeral, and i’ll look good in black”
    Gabe sure got that right

  • @tylerfrancis5938
    @tylerfrancis5938 7 лет назад +697

    "Spraying and praying, you aint even aiming"
    coming from the guy using fucking aimbot

    • @tiandralee2086
      @tiandralee2086 7 лет назад +3

      screw you

    • @AlexTheDumbBucket
      @AlexTheDumbBucket 7 лет назад +14

      well, in game he is aim botting, but in story it just means he has a clean vision of his targets to aim perfectly at, so depends on the view your looking from.

    • @theb3es536
      @theb3es536 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @tylerfrancis5938
      @tylerfrancis5938 7 лет назад +1

      Ravin Schunk thats reasonable

    • @ezana333
      @ezana333 7 лет назад +13

      20,000 subs with a few videos he uses an aimbot like 5 times per game where as reaper doesn't aim at all

  • @LaLa-yg1bc
    @LaLa-yg1bc 6 лет назад +1763

    Whenever reaper raps, the guitar kicks in more, which gives him a huge advantage

    • @giaprincess5309
      @giaprincess5309 6 лет назад +83

      La La cause he’s a edgelord

    • @ashender823
      @ashender823 5 лет назад +80

      Nani i didnt realize this trick, his tatics are impressive

    • @cpdotagum3177
      @cpdotagum3177 5 лет назад +32

      @@giaprincess5309 your a walking cliche hes a sleek bandito say Hasta lavista mi amigo

    • @raptorwithagun5206
      @raptorwithagun5206 4 года назад +29

      *REAPER’S A GENIUS!!*

    • @ilohefalter
      @ilohefalter 4 года назад +12

      i love it

  • @v.i.p.s.k.a.r7649
    @v.i.p.s.k.a.r7649 6 лет назад +386

    A wild Ana appeared!
    Ana used Sleep Dart!
    Super Effective!

  • @zacpratt2470
    @zacpratt2470 5 лет назад +233

    " *An eye for an eye* "
    " *you cant bargin with death* "
    I love this

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 9 месяцев назад +2

      *"It's time to put this battle to rest"*

  • @jakson7216
    @jakson7216 7 лет назад +261

    anyone else notice that 76 sounds like yoda and darth vader combined?

  • @santinofederico277
    @santinofederico277 4 года назад +460

    It never hit me that the ending implies that they both fooled around with Ana which is a different level of holy shit I wasn't ready for

    • @DarkManifest
      @DarkManifest 4 года назад +118

      This was made before we found out Pharah's actual father, that Reaper had a family, and Soldier was gay, so yeah, before that all we had was three best friends who were raising a kid together, lol.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +18

      @@DarkManifest next: reaper doesn't actually have a pp

    • @PurPoll620
      @PurPoll620 3 года назад +31

      Honestly I would believe it more if they were fooling around with each other instead

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 года назад +15

      @@PurPoll620 I'd believe it. Definitely a better love story than twilight

    • @williamgrant3231
      @williamgrant3231 2 года назад +22

      @@DarkManifest Coming from tf2, I thought this story was pretty one dimensional.
      Oh boy I was wrong.

  • @jmfirelord
    @jmfirelord 5 лет назад +312

    “What you gonna do gabe? Cry, Cry, Cry”
    This line is golden.

  • @daggerzz1461
    @daggerzz1461 5 лет назад +376

    Soldier 76: One of these days someone's gonna put an *end* to you.
    Reaper: I *Invite* them to try.

    • @Cru5aderOW
      @Cru5aderOW 3 года назад +15

      Ana: allow me to introduce myself

  • @ScorpV1
    @ScorpV1 7 лет назад +685

    Reaper: I'm not the only dead man walking
    Dad solider 76: hi not the only dead man walking I'm dad
    Reaper:*jumps off cliff*

  • @walkin2302
    @walkin2302 7 лет назад +489

    I can't find anyone who got the "you don't know Jack" line

    • @JTM
      @JTM  7 лет назад +58

      +ಌ Kill Me ಌ soldier's real name is Jack Morrison

    • @letmeacepls
      @letmeacepls 7 лет назад

      lol Ikr

    • @kingplural2716
      @kingplural2716 7 лет назад

      He knows more than you do

    • @letmeacepls
      @letmeacepls 7 лет назад

      AssassinGammerKid Shadow Creeper ...

    • @jthotrod2516
      @jthotrod2516 7 лет назад +1

      i got it

  • @L.J.Kommer
    @L.J.Kommer 7 лет назад +118

    "He started it!"
    "Shut up!"

  • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
    @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 2 года назад +607

    If you think about it, Reaper is justice, while soldier 76 is vengeance.
    Reaper is brutally efficient, but he never kills when it’s not necessary, and he kills fast.
    Soldier 76 will bash in your skull while you’re running away, and he prefers melee combat, rather than making it a quick death.

    • @chromium7745
      @chromium7745 2 года назад +23

      I think you got it backwards

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 года назад +165

      @@chromium7745 Nah, it is about their stories. 76 in his stories, even the comics, will close in to kick or punch gangers just to crunch bones and make them bleed. Reaper kills his targets then leaves. He'll kill guards and armed individuals but canonically he doesn't kill the unarmed and actually threatened to kill Widow if she killed unnecessary targets.
      Gameplay wise? yeah totally opposite though.

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 Год назад +73

      @@Nempo13 decent points being made
      However, when looking at their OBJECTIVES and who they were back in the time of Overwatch and Blackwatch, their actions make more sense
      Soldier 76 was once an agent of Overwatch, but when it got disbanded, and Overwatch agents started dropping like flies, he HAD to find out why, and more importantly, who was up to it, so he essentially had to become Batman, he was alone, and no leader obviously, so he just went with whatever happened, he needed to be feared if he was gonna get anywhere, and in the hero cinematic, we saw that he wanted the criminals to fear him, likely because he didn’t want to see any more innocents get hurt, so as he beats a criminal with a burning piñata, he shouts “THESE AREN’T YOUR STREETS, ANYMORE!!!”
      Compared to Reaper, Reaper’s goals are CRIMES, and the last thing you want in crime, unless it’s your objective, is to shed meaningless blood, you wanna get the job done fast quickly and efficiently, otherwise it’ll only result in failure, it happens over and over again whenever Overwatch comes to thwart his plans, if it isn’t over quickly, it almost never gets done, hell if Sombra hadn’t activated the alarm, his mission in that cinematic would’ve been a complete success, not to mention he was once the leader of Blackwatch, he knows the importance of sticking to a plan and not wasting time on those who aren’t threats
      In terms of their ACTIONS, Reaper is definitely morally right compared to Soldier, but when their MOTIVES are shown, well, it becomes evident that Soldier isn’t a bad guy, he’s just got some problems he needs solved, whereas Reaper just wants to make more problems
      I’m so mad I’ve yet to see an animated fight between them

    • @CojaGamez
      @CojaGamez Год назад +33

      @@logeyperogi1805 Well actually, Soldier is just hell bent on revenge against Reaper. On the other hand, reaper legitimately believes the best way to bring peace and order is through violence

    • @kaminhari3207
      @kaminhari3207 Год назад +6

      So true

  • @BasManerino
    @BasManerino 7 лет назад +224

    "This...is awkward."
    It's that specific part that makes me love this video.

    • @maliykyishmael4636
      @maliykyishmael4636 7 лет назад +3

      BasManerino same bro lol

    • @BasManerino
      @BasManerino 7 лет назад +6

      why the fuck is this comment of mine still getting likes

  • @angelovantilborg3895
    @angelovantilborg3895 7 лет назад +403

    Washing dishes never felt more hardcore in my life.

    • @mrrevolutionz3878
      @mrrevolutionz3878 6 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @girlover2259
      @girlover2259 6 лет назад +1

      Angelo van Tilborg
      same tho

    • @equinox-XVI
      @equinox-XVI 6 лет назад

      I do this all the time

    • @eyeverse7184
      @eyeverse7184 6 лет назад

      Stolen from gen gir and Hanson

    • @lkierzx
      @lkierzx 6 лет назад

      Angelo van Tilborg i have seen this comment on another video and i'm still liking it. relatable

  • @homura7943
    @homura7943 7 лет назад +199

    "In with the old, Out with the new, they don't make 'em like they used to" So cool, what a epic chorus

    • @kaua1465
      @kaua1465 6 лет назад +5

      It was a really good chorus.

    • @Maximum_Saximum
      @Maximum_Saximum 6 лет назад +2

      Definitely.

    • @loapysemon5052
      @loapysemon5052 6 лет назад +1

      I just got to that part when I was reading the comment

    • @Frozenhalo
      @Frozenhalo 6 лет назад +1

      I like how he says that but Reaper and 76 went under the same super soldier process

    • @puffthemagiclonelydragon984
      @puffthemagiclonelydragon984 6 лет назад +1

      60th like.
      So true dud

  • @jimmy69213
    @jimmy69213 6 лет назад +423

    They both got owned by each other so it’s hard to decide but Anna was probably one of the funniest ones in my opinion

    • @reapercat9545
      @reapercat9545 4 года назад +8

      I remember you know so be careful because I’m coming

    • @ZouziePookie
      @ZouziePookie 4 года назад +5

      @@reapercat9545 HI REAPER CAT

    • @reapercat9545
      @reapercat9545 4 года назад +2

      Reaper 7206 WHAT

    • @ZouziePookie
      @ZouziePookie 4 года назад +1

      @@reapercat9545 i said HI REPER CAT

    • @ZouziePookie
      @ZouziePookie 4 года назад +1

      @@reapercat9545 just sayin hi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @chonkcupseries9478
    @chonkcupseries9478 6 лет назад +149

    Soldier 76: He started it!
    Reaper: Aw, shut up.
    Ana: Shh!

  • @Beanpolr
    @Beanpolr 6 лет назад +1340

    "spraying and praying, you ain't even aiming!" *Activates aimbot*

  • @willshoco7000
    @willshoco7000 7 лет назад +90

    Game:Ana joined the game
    Reaper And Soldier: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  • @burntaway7281
    @burntaway7281 6 лет назад +211

    I see a new bandito is in town
    *Hasta la Vista, Mi Amigos*

  • @psychosis9343
    @psychosis9343 7 лет назад +197

    Damn
    Bastion got the POTG again...

  • @wolfgirlinfinity9412
    @wolfgirlinfinity9412 6 лет назад +700

    wait so Ana just gonna hijack their rap battle?

  • @jmfirelord
    @jmfirelord 7 лет назад +79

    Meanwhile bastion tears apart their team

  • @morrganics168
    @morrganics168 5 лет назад +1435

    *Ana has joined the chat.*
    *Soldier 76 has left the chat.*
    *Reaper has left the chat.*

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 7 лет назад +596

    Gonna be listening to this for a while.
    Also: Ana wins. Because grandma candy.

  • @Purple-hd2kl
    @Purple-hd2kl 7 лет назад +27

    '"He started it" "Ugh, Shut up!"

  • @fadhil2446
    @fadhil2446 7 лет назад +150

    1:34-1:44 you can say the same thing about the call of duty franchise

    • @darklucario2292
      @darklucario2292 7 лет назад +5

      Fadhil The Old Gen PC Gamer I agree

    • @nemesisgamingandmore3588
      @nemesisgamingandmore3588 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah

    • @mortian7566
      @mortian7566 7 лет назад +1

      I loved the first black ops.The second one was also pretty good!

    • @dremorawarlord3104
      @dremorawarlord3104 7 лет назад

      My favorite one was Black Ops 3, and I could care less about your opinion, doesn't effect me at all

    • @matthewdeleon382
      @matthewdeleon382 7 лет назад

      Fadhil The Old Gen PC Gamer you can say that about halo's story today to. note I said story

  • @violetcore1813
    @violetcore1813 4 года назад +48

    "I'm not with Overwatch, I don't roll like that
    Just goes to show, you don't know Jack."
    Slick

  • @lordofboredom4982
    @lordofboredom4982 7 лет назад +581

    Soldier would be a great batman

    • @followedpower7921
      @followedpower7921 7 лет назад +3

      yonatan rufri so true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CrimsonMenace1
      @CrimsonMenace1 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah but he kills people. Not, I won't kill you, but you'll wish you were dead.
      No, more like plasma grenades to your face

    • @sneakycommando2155
      @sneakycommando2155 7 лет назад +10

      +CrimsonMenace1 Soldier doesn't kill people his bullets and his helix rockets do.

    • @CrimsonMenace1
      @CrimsonMenace1 7 лет назад +2

      Sneaky Commando :)
      Touche

    • @reddragon9031
      @reddragon9031 7 лет назад +4

      yonatan rufri doesn't reaper kill, he's more of a red hood

  • @toxichunter9
    @toxichunter9 7 лет назад +1245

    "But ill be at your funeral and ill look good in black" that line won to me
    edit: 1k likes?!?!?!?! THANKS so much i really am thankful

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 7 лет назад +16

      the letterman jacket won it for me.

    • @stefanmanea6686
      @stefanmanea6686 7 лет назад +10

      ana won 4 me =)

    • @michaelbarney4060
      @michaelbarney4060 7 лет назад +20

      "You're into black magic, *but I'm your curse*."
      "I'm on the Graveyard shift and I'll finish the job."
      Those were mine.

    • @jamessalmon8411
      @jamessalmon8411 7 лет назад +7

      Mine was "I cant help kicking your ***, old habits die hard.

    • @maoh0183
      @maoh0183 7 лет назад +3

      What you gonna do, Gabe ? Cry, cry, cry ? was my line

  • @abbycarvide723
    @abbycarvide723 7 лет назад +241

    "Don't call me Grandpa."
    Me : Can I call you dad then?

  • @lakeyshajoy67
    @lakeyshajoy67 5 лет назад +62

    Reaper: I’ll be at your funeral and I’ll look good in black.
    Crows: but we’ll always look better.

  • @skittles3823
    @skittles3823 7 лет назад +74

    While the soldier and reaper are so toxic they have a heavy metal rap battle in team chat meanwhile their team gets booped of the map by a boostio because they don't have any DPS and also lost their Ana

  • @PushoverMediaCritic
    @PushoverMediaCritic 7 лет назад +137

    And now we have confirmation that Pharah's father was actually just some guy living in Canada.

    • @cadeburkhart4430
      @cadeburkhart4430 7 лет назад +6

      PushoverMediaCritic Logan Howlett, couldn't help myself when you said someone in Canada.

    • @makeyoutubegreatagain847
      @makeyoutubegreatagain847 6 лет назад +8

      Wolverine, Wade Wilson, or worse... JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! *horrified screams in the background*.

    • @wacksterfgn8425
      @wacksterfgn8425 6 лет назад +1

      PushoverMediaCritic wait wahhh

    • @katrinalin2496
      @katrinalin2496 6 лет назад +6

      Make RUclips Great Again Don't worry. That guy is a native indian Canadian. Kinda gives Pharah's Thunderbird skin a lot more meaning.

  • @novieliauw5456
    @novieliauw5456 7 лет назад +156

    "Say hasta la vista,mi amigo"
    My favourite line.

  • @TheKisame808
    @TheKisame808 6 лет назад +74

    Anna: now now, boys. let's play nice, shall we? *smiles and fires*

  • @muffy9271
    @muffy9271 7 лет назад +425

    TF2 vs. Overwatch pls
    Medic vs. Mercy

  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 3 года назад +54

    I'm a proud soldier 76 main and average soldier 76 enthusiast so the line "they don't make them like they used to" hit right because I just came from my service in the military and I got a lot of PTSD to deal with and this brightens my day and so does playing as soldier 76

  • @destinichase7265
    @destinichase7265 5 лет назад +273

    "I'll keep you in line. Who's your daddy?"
    *Saying out loud* Jack no
    *In head* Jack yes

    • @blank5768
      @blank5768 5 лет назад +7

      I know you're into black magic but im your daddy

    • @bruhmoment7215
      @bruhmoment7215 4 года назад +3

      Wait, that's gay.

    • @joelramdhan405
      @joelramdhan405 4 года назад +3

      No shit

    • @elainegillies4226
      @elainegillies4226 3 года назад

      I don't Jack Morisson said that

    • @PurPoll620
      @PurPoll620 3 года назад +4

      It's funnier if you imagine reaper being the one to say "Jack no" but in his head he's like "jack yes"

  • @harryhoudini9613
    @harryhoudini9613 5 лет назад +61

    Ana: I wouldn't tell you even if you even if you were.
    Reaper: Aw come on!

  • @yujisamamura1361
    @yujisamamura1361 7 лет назад +548

    "I'm not pointing fingers, i won;t say who betrayed us, but we've got a weak link, his name is Gabriel Reyes"
    Gabriel Reyes?
    Reyes is my Math Teacher last name
    so Reaper may be my teacher's grandson ;-;

  • @stevethebarbarian9876
    @stevethebarbarian9876 7 лет назад +89

    76 sounds pretty much identical to HISHE Batman, which is hilarious. Also, this rap is an interesting change of style for JT's battle raps. Very much ERB style, completely unlike his other 1 V 1 battle raps so far.
    Also, until now, it never occured to me that Reaper and 76's ultimates are literally COMPLETE OPPOSITES. The one fires off bullets in every direction without even a bit of aim, while the other ONLY hits what he's aiming at.

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 7 лет назад +19

      There characters are almost built as opposites. Reapers built for close ranged attacks while 76 is more geared towards medium ranged engagements.

    • @judahc7586
      @judahc7586 7 лет назад +11

      Not forgetting that Ana is a sniper/support. It's almost like at one time they were the perfect team. ;-)

    • @genjioverwatch3283
      @genjioverwatch3283 7 лет назад

      Stevethebarbarian

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 7 лет назад +11

      Jack: "I totally won this."
      Gabe: "What? No."
      Jack. "Yeah-huh, I always win."
      Gabe: "How- oh god damnit, no-!"
      Jack: "BECAUSE I'M 76!" *looks at Mercy* "Hey, I'm 76. Want to know my secret identity?"

    • @thesnipingshibea.k.aneiko9777
      @thesnipingshibea.k.aneiko9777 7 лет назад

      Morec0 lol

  • @cheesepuffs3604
    @cheesepuffs3604 7 лет назад +159

    Reaper is not even rapping he's just roasting THE SHIT out of soldier

  • @kjlynne1191
    @kjlynne1191 4 года назад +14

    ex-boyfriend grandpas arguing about who’s cooler is now my favorite thing in stories

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад +340

    I’m a Reaper main and a Reaper type so HELL YEAH

  • @sinquility8890
    @sinquility8890 7 лет назад +34

    76: he started it
    Reaper:shut up
    Me: *on the ground*

  • @truearea53
    @truearea53 6 лет назад +424

    The best part is when Ana jumped in and hit them both with her sleeping darts.

  • @matiasmarchisio6931
    @matiasmarchisio6931 6 лет назад +34

    In this rap, Reaper should say. "Hasta La vista, viejo amigo."="See you, old friend."
    "

  • @friendlyrockmerchant6601
    @friendlyrockmerchant6601 7 лет назад +666

    ''Spraying and praying! You ain't even aiming!''
    Neither do you, your ult is aimbot, all you do is look at the person! xD

    • @spAzPlaz
      @spAzPlaz 7 лет назад +4

      DerpingGamer IKR

    • @pinkfrostgaming560
      @pinkfrostgaming560 7 лет назад +7

      I have been trying to figure out for a long time whether it's just the player using aimbot or whether in game the gun is actually somehow wired to the visor...

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 7 лет назад +2

      PinkFrost Gaming
      looks like it's the latter.

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 7 лет назад +5

      DerpingGamer
      at least he has to be looking at the things he shoot.

    • @friendlyrockmerchant6601
      @friendlyrockmerchant6601 7 лет назад

      Oh yes, hitting a trigger/button on mouse, and moving a joystick/mouse, is so hard isn't it?

  • @loopyzach7537
    @loopyzach7537 7 лет назад +211

    2:22 'You'd better run, when it blossoms'
    Huh, i guess you can say
    *it's raining men*

  • @silvers2359
    @silvers2359 7 лет назад +117

    The demo man won
    Ummm.... I think I'm at the wrong vid XD

    • @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass
      @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass 7 лет назад +5

      Lemonade Leopard yes you should be teleporting into the future to see if they make a junk rat vs demoman and watch that

    • @goon_gang
      @goon_gang 7 лет назад +4

      Lemonade Leopard um... did you use time travel or from the future? STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @SchizophrenicCreature
    @SchizophrenicCreature 5 лет назад +74

    "Dont call me grandpa"
    Junkrat:DAD

  • @gabrielreyes5579
    @gabrielreyes5579 7 лет назад +23

    Jack I'm sorry but I believe we both lost that battle

    • @SpecialShipping
      @SpecialShipping 7 лет назад

      Lmao, I think it was a draw Ana did knock u both tf out tho, but you 2 won the rap battle for sure

    • @Ana-es9bj
      @Ana-es9bj 6 лет назад

      Gabriel Reyes yes my old friend

  • @KimberPrime
    @KimberPrime 7 лет назад +1300

    That ending was amazing! Love it that Ana had to put them both to sleep for them to stop their squabbling. X,D

    • @rondelagarza3286
      @rondelagarza3286 7 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @bia3924
      @bia3924 7 лет назад +21

      she needed to put them both to sleep , she already kept them awake for lots of nights they need some rest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shannierae2051
      @shannierae2051 7 лет назад +7

      gata branca (face palm) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @bia3924
      @bia3924 7 лет назад +2

      Shannie Rae

    • @shannierae2051
      @shannierae2051 7 лет назад +1

      gata branca lol

  • @autogeometrygamer8082
    @autogeometrygamer8082 7 лет назад +81

    dont call me granma:
    ok momma

    • @Kirby-mr5zg
      @Kirby-mr5zg 7 лет назад +1

      Auto Vabe Roblox it's Grandpa XD not grandma

    • @zackarykilian1216
      @zackarykilian1216 6 лет назад +1

      +FinalBossVeigar The second time its Grandma, after Ana appears.

    • @Kirby-mr5zg
      @Kirby-mr5zg 6 лет назад

      Soundtracks ik I was to lazy to edit it

    • @bethanyelise2379
      @bethanyelise2379 6 лет назад +1

      Are you Pharah?

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 6 лет назад

      Auto Geometry gamer Granna Nanny Nenaw

  • @waddledoo3474
    @waddledoo3474 Год назад +5

    “ I am not the only dead man walking “ that gave me chills

  • @erielsexton4508
    @erielsexton4508 7 лет назад +241

    anyone else just go YOOOOOO when they saw this?

    • @rpghamster1101
      @rpghamster1101 7 лет назад +2

      Eriel Sexton yup

    • @miniblurb634
      @miniblurb634 7 лет назад +2

      Eriel Sexton yup. I have been waiting for ever for this.

    • @jcli8893
      @jcli8893 7 лет назад

      I've been waiting for this

    • @pinacolata1249
      @pinacolata1249 7 лет назад +1

      no cuz im not a fuck boi but i was pretty excited

    • @Alex-jp7iy
      @Alex-jp7iy 7 лет назад

      PinaColata12 lol

  • @user-kz1wp4el8t
    @user-kz1wp4el8t 6 лет назад +53

    "You're a walking cliché"
    *SAIS THE ONE WHO CALLS HIMSELF REAPER!!!*

    • @theb3es536
      @theb3es536 5 лет назад +2

      "Im a Sleek bandigo"
      (I know zero Spanish)

    • @risen_nergi
      @risen_nergi 2 года назад +1

      @@theb3es536 don’t worry I’m bilingual bandido means bandit

    • @risen_nergi
      @risen_nergi 2 года назад

      You do have a point

    • @theb3es536
      @theb3es536 2 года назад

      @@risen_nergi Thank you for responding to my two year old comment, I can now rediscover this song

  • @Lestrangest
    @Lestrangest 7 лет назад +517

    Anna kicked both their asses lmao

  • @jaimebustillofernandez3901
    @jaimebustillofernandez3901 2 года назад +19

    ''In with the old, out with the new. They don't make them like they used to''
    That line has stayed in my head for like four years

  • @3xalin
    @3xalin 7 лет назад +28

    actually 'ON BLACKWATCH MY JOB IS THE HARDEST' this line wone for me

  • @euacredito
    @euacredito 7 лет назад +696

    The best thing about this rap's is the "game lines" they shove in there from time to time.

  • @TheBeccaMew
    @TheBeccaMew 7 лет назад +31

    My life will be complete if he ever does a Zenyatta rap.

  • @dominicoliveto2534
    @dominicoliveto2534 5 лет назад +36

    "Don't call me grandpa"
    Me:Ok great great grandpa.

    • @evixepotato5987
      @evixepotato5987 4 года назад +2

      Actually could be your son or your grandson

  • @christiannamphy9035
    @christiannamphy9035 7 лет назад +180

    Daughter: daddy these ultimates are cool especially the giant explosion ones, but what's soldiers?
    Me: An aimbot

    • @tortellium3750
      @tortellium3750 6 лет назад

      Christian Namphy XD

    • @Soultail
      @Soultail 6 лет назад

      Nice

    • @cherrieshepherdcranford2259
      @cherrieshepherdcranford2259 6 лет назад

      John Cranford

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 лет назад +9

      Christian Namphy daughter: Well what’s Ana’s?
      Dad: I don’t wanna tell.
      Daughter: Please tell me!
      Dad: Steroids. Just a steroid needle. Just- just boom right in the neck you get steroids.
      Daughter: What’s steroids?
      Dad: Ana’s ultimate.

    • @junkdanis9281
      @junkdanis9281 6 лет назад

      CHATEEER XD

  • @dylanroosevelt6129
    @dylanroosevelt6129 7 лет назад +422

    When Soldier 76 says not that hip hop garbage in the beginning is me when I turn on the radio.

    • @autumngaming6288
      @autumngaming6288 6 лет назад +3

      President Boy ????? Do u not like rock?

    • @thephoenixxm4160
      @thephoenixxm4160 6 лет назад +7

      he dislikes hip hop which starts at the beginning of the video but is switched to rock when Soldier 76 asks the DJ to change it to something other than hip hop.

    • @shadowgear7032
      @shadowgear7032 6 лет назад +4

      RavenLord64 yeah give me something that rocks

    • @666-bpm
      @666-bpm 6 лет назад

      me too

    • @SkeleOfNi
      @SkeleOfNi 6 лет назад +5

      I dislike radio hip-hop garbage too. But I like hip-hop, especially I like rock with my hip-hop, like this song. The beat is heavy in this, but it's still more hip-hop/rap than rock. :D It just rocks. :D

  • @thedeltagamer9215
    @thedeltagamer9215 7 лет назад +41

    Ana : oh pls I have never laughed harder
    Reinhardt:me too 😂😂😂

    • @Soultail
      @Soultail 6 лет назад

      the delta gamer torbjörn: clever

  • @xoticthunder4108
    @xoticthunder4108 6 лет назад +306

    Wait... Your not even aiming (activated aimbot)

    • @ncrranger6409
      @ncrranger6409 5 лет назад +1

      xotic thunder and torbtjorn is asleep on the couch

    • @IGNEUSyt
      @IGNEUSyt 5 лет назад +1

      did you just copy the top guy?

    • @goodtimesbro9635
      @goodtimesbro9635 5 лет назад

      @@ncrranger6409 Don't you mean Torbjörn not torbtjorn

  • @blipsauce1143
    @blipsauce1143 6 лет назад +45

    2:26 Spraying and painting, youaintebenabing!

  • @jeeare8596
    @jeeare8596 6 лет назад +7

    *Reaper* : Mom this is the just way I am now.
    *Soldier* : I am A cool soldier *pew pew*
    *Ana* : Stfu Gtfo

  • @holographiq6299
    @holographiq6299 7 лет назад +101

    These are some of the best singers I've ever heard in my life I swear

  • @Generic_Squirrel
    @Generic_Squirrel 3 года назад +11

    76 is just like. Wait this doesn't slap hard enough ca we change?

  • @florafaun
    @florafaun 6 лет назад +125

    Now there edgy grandpas!

  • @dinosoda854
    @dinosoda854 7 лет назад +17

    if reaper and soilder both think that they are pharahs father does that mean ana... OH SHIT

    • @katrinalin2496
      @katrinalin2496 6 лет назад +2

      Her dad's not either of them. He's confirmed to be a native man from Canada

    • @inkpapyrusrp6569
      @inkpapyrusrp6569 6 лет назад

      Well I say ana is the mother cause the thing she has under her eye looks like parahs

    • @molonlabe3429
      @molonlabe3429 6 лет назад +2

      Looool, thats... Normal, i guess?They both were good lockin, im not supriced...

    • @Jionunez7
      @Jionunez7 6 лет назад

      Sarah Kraft It's 100% canon that Ana is Pharah's mother. Just check her origin story video.

  • @sushigun5011
    @sushigun5011 6 лет назад +29

    EDGY GRAAAAAAAAANDPAS

  • @casulatgame
    @casulatgame 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Trust me, I'm not the only dead man walking." Goes hard af.

  • @loneliberation3483
    @loneliberation3483 7 лет назад +111

    "I'm not a hero anymore, so I'm not going to be nice"....."I'm a soldier, who put the world on his shoulders"...those two statements contradict eachother.

    • @jeremynomad6480
      @jeremynomad6480 7 лет назад +5

      Lone Liberation how do they contradict each other? being a soldier with the world on his shoulders doesn't imply you're a hero... he doesn't care how he gets the job done whether it's bloody or clean I mean did you see his cinematic I'm pretty sure he killed like six guys... he only cares about what's right and getting the job done it doesn't matter how he does it... now a hero actually cares about how he gets the job done so no soldier 76 isn't a hero at least not anymore now he only cares about what's right and he'll do whatever takes to make sure that the job gets done... he's like a Batman but doesn't care about the no killing rule... or maybe more like the punisher...

    • @nathan9026
      @nathan9026 7 лет назад +2

      Jeremy Nomad well to be honest they used guns back then to so he killed people then as well I'm sure in this world a hero is like someone who puts the world on his shoulder so I'm this case yah he contradicts himself

    • @2stupidgamers877
      @2stupidgamers877 7 лет назад

      Illiquid the way he said put instead of puts at least to me implies past tense

    • @dubstepforever99
      @dubstepforever99 7 лет назад +1

      i thought he meant he put the world on his shoulder in the past

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 6 лет назад +1

      Soldier 76 means he's not a hero anymore, which means he doesn't follow their rules to get the job done. Becoming an extremist.
      Heroes in general have more restraint to do good. Like during the Null Sector attack Morrison explains that his hands are tied about the situation.

  • @bepis9995
    @bepis9995 7 лет назад +512

    This was really good, but not as good as Hanzo v Genji, probably because 76 sounds like he's batman gargling razor blades and gravel. xD

    • @shadowproductions7829
      @shadowproductions7829 7 лет назад +5

      Anthony Rice their trying to represent them as old men

    • @SuperDude-ul4vi
      @SuperDude-ul4vi 7 лет назад +5

      +Daniel Graves he sounds like the one zombie from their mob rap

    • @bepis9995
      @bepis9995 7 лет назад +8

      Daniel Graves right, but the voice is so gravelly it's almost incomprehensible sometimes. I get that that's his voice and they wanted to stay accurate, but they could have tuned it down a notch so it'd be a bit more understandable

    • @bepis9995
      @bepis9995 7 лет назад +4

      PSYCHOTIC GAMER right?

    • @FantaTomiik
      @FantaTomiik 7 лет назад +1

      Batman gargling razor blades and gravel has name. It's BATMETAL (look it up)

  • @someonespoopy8269
    @someonespoopy8269 7 лет назад +87

    Ana vs Widowmaker? I mean they are kinda against each other. This is awesome and Id love to see more!!!

    • @followedpower7921
      @followedpower7921 7 лет назад +12

      FizzyChloe Cola they would do tracer and widowmaker

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 7 лет назад

      Bruce June they already did tracer and scout.

    • @Rose-85
      @Rose-85 7 лет назад

      FizzyChloe Cola tracer vs widowmaker

    • @nyarlathotep2825
      @nyarlathotep2825 7 лет назад

      FizzyChloe Cola not a bad idea

    • @Qeshen
      @Qeshen 7 лет назад +2

      I'd actually rather them do Ana and Widowmaker. It would give Tracer, Pharah, and/or Sombra a chance to pop in.

  • @BroadwayCJ97
    @BroadwayCJ97 5 лет назад +73

    SOLDIER'S NOT THE DAD - 1/7/19 CONFIRMED

  • @SleppyLeBo
    @SleppyLeBo 7 лет назад +12

    "He started it"
    I am freaking crying 😂

  • @elij4h229
    @elij4h229 7 лет назад +32

    I laughed out loud when she said mother knows best 3:56 😅😅😂😅😅😅😂😂😆😊😄😆😆😂😅😅😂😆😄😄😊😄😆😆😂😅😅😂😆😄😊😊😆😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😅😆😊😆😂😅😅😂😅😆😊😅😂😅😆😊😅😂😅😆😊😅😂😅😆😊😅😂😅😆😊 get it ahahaahahaha

    • @mariushughes8906
      @mariushughes8906 5 лет назад

      @@thelocalcrusader9522 how is typing emojis "hard work"?

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 5 лет назад

      @@mariushughes8906 idk this comment is 6 months old dont question it

  • @pi3c3ofsh1t5
    @pi3c3ofsh1t5 7 лет назад +13

    2:20 someone finally gets me

  • @pleaseshootme5803
    @pleaseshootme5803 5 лет назад +6

    Ashe vs mcree

  • @z3565
    @z3565 7 лет назад +434

    "You're a walking cliche, I'm a sleek bandito. Say hasta la viesta mi amigo" just proves reapers better

    • @skylandercrap2527
      @skylandercrap2527 6 лет назад +3

      My name is Gabriel. Gabriel Reas?

    • @Aeren1982
      @Aeren1982 6 лет назад +2

      But the leatherman jacket rhyme was horrible...

    • @operationmc1984
      @operationmc1984 6 лет назад +3

      Rodrigo Melo I agree

    • @arquerodark1479
      @arquerodark1479 6 лет назад +2

      Rodrigo Melo gana reaper

    • @scarceblackops2088
      @scarceblackops2088 6 лет назад +5

      No reaper isn't better nor does Ana and 76. To me, all OW characters are good if used correctly and properly. Just sayin'.

  • @rydertyler1
    @rydertyler1 7 лет назад +65

    Widowmaker VS Sniper. (No explanation.) Engineer VS Torbjorn/Symmetra (Turrets for Engi and Tornjorn. Builders with Engi and Symmetra). Sombra VS Spy (now after she was released, her style is stealth like the Spy's) Medic VS Mercy (No Explanation). Heavy VS Zarya (Russian Heavy-weapon fighters). Demoman VS Junkrat (DESTRUCTION!). Pyro VS Mei/Roadhog (Mei due to the Ice VS Fire thing. Roadhog due to the muffled raps aspect.) Soldier VS Pharah (Rockets....Just Rockets...)
    Yeah, there's a whole roster for Rap battles with TF2 VS OW.

    • @rydertyler1
      @rydertyler1 7 лет назад +1

      I know. However I figured to label ones with Characters they DIDN'T use yet in a rap battle.

    • @callmesem7374
      @callmesem7374 7 лет назад

      RockaGamer that would be awesome

    • @jenfetla6672
      @jenfetla6672 7 лет назад

      RockaGamer what about scorpion from mortal Kambat X vs roadhog

    • @jenfetla6672
      @jenfetla6672 7 лет назад

      And I think zhara might be related with the heavy

    • @GeoffFree
      @GeoffFree 7 лет назад

      jen fetla who the fuck is Zhara

  • @BingusSchmingus
    @BingusSchmingus 7 лет назад +77

    COD should take a note from the chorus of this song.

    • @Saiyan117
      @Saiyan117 7 лет назад +6

      Cod went downhill after bo2 ;(

    • @deoavionnehunter5108
      @deoavionnehunter5108 7 лет назад

      Kaien Shiba fuck u lie's

    • @Saiyan117
      @Saiyan117 7 лет назад +5

      Deoavionne Hunter Well for me it did lol I never really liked ghost/ advance warfare and so on lol...

    • @mark-ie4wz
      @mark-ie4wz 7 лет назад +2

      This doesn't have anything to do with cod.

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 7 лет назад +1

      TheFriendlyOtaku18 and overwatch has an actual GHOST and a bi-polar robot

  • @Dylanchillin02496
    @Dylanchillin02496 5 лет назад +60

    Well Soldier definitely isn't her father.