Reminds me of this story from Maurice Sendak: “Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters - sometimes very hastily - but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”
How it could go (if Tom’s actually interested in doing this): ASDF Character: *holding a dog* *Footsteps fade in* Marshmallow: *hits the guy in the head*
I love how this is a representation of everyone in quarantine: just doing random shit to fight off the boredom. Also, got my mineturtle pin, unfortunately no beard to put it in.
In case you’re wondering, the literal translation of what Tom says at 5:11 is “Hello my friend, uh do you want a signature with me in the book and a selfie with me, yeah? It’s very well!” (« Bonjour mon ami uh voulez-vous une signature avec moi dans le livre et une selfie… non un selfie avec moi ? Ouais ! C’est très bien ! »). Tom, your French is great
Message d'un abonné français : honetemment c'est une très belle performance de français que tu nous a fait, et d'ailleurs merci d'entraîner mon anglais de manière si drôle ! Tu déchire ! Continue comme ça ! (Message from a french viewer : honestly you made a really good french speech, and by the way thank you for making me practice my english in such a funny way ! You rock ! Keep going like this ! (I hope this message is understandable...))
TOMSKA PARLE FRANÇAIS omfg j'y crois pas !!!! Coolest shit ever. Dude you have no idea how happy I was to see you making a genuine effort that was actually perfectly understandable! Not always fun how people treat French online, so that was a pleasant surprise. J'espère que tu vas bien, et Charlie aussi, que Elliot et Eddie se portent bien et que le confinement n'est pas trop dur pour vous. Je vous souhaite plein de bonnes choses
It is very gratifying to hear you speak French Tomska, your accent is actually not too bad haha, you could definitely get to a good level with practice ;D. Love from the Pyrenees (Some mountain range that forms a natural border between France and Spain)
Prompt: slap the table My mind: yeah, he'll just hit the table with a hand, won't be too funny TomSka: immediately starts talking dirty to the table as he slaps it
I like how 90% of the pics on thisfurrydoesnotexist appear to be some variation of either Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, or Toriel Dreemurr.
shhhh its a website XD apparently that means they control whats real
there's also quite a few renamon from time to time
mmm yes
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That's probably because the AI has been trained in greay cuantities with those 3 characters
Imagine being the person that made those pins and the first thing Tom does is shove them in his beard
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT RUclipsR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear eata
AxxL I am also ugly af and I a,ready have a gf
AxxL
Stop trying to revive your channel
Reminds me of this story from Maurice Sendak:
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters - sometimes very hastily - but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”
I would feel honored.
"There aren't many tomska fanfictions"
Fixing that now, brb
Ben Goldman oh f u c k
Madison Has A Chair i concur, also f u h u c k
Link?
I'm gonna write one
we'll make Tom feel the love
I will be mildly disappointed if in the next ADSF there isn't a marshmallow that stops people from having sex with dogs
same
Its a bit much for a tween comic.
How it could go (if Tom’s actually interested in doing this):
ASDF Character: *holding a dog*
*Footsteps fade in*
Marshmallow: *hits the guy in the head*
I mean theres a marshmallow...
There's a marshmallow for sure
I love how this is a representation of everyone in quarantine: just doing random shit to fight off the boredom. Also, got my mineturtle pin, unfortunately no beard to put it in.
Grow a beard
You don't need a beard, just attach it directly to your chin!
Please don't do that.
@@xenostyrant4118 its too late ive already gone and done it
@@xenostyrant4118 instructions unclear, i've now lacerated my throat and am the deds
You can have my beard, I'll send it to your via pigeons.
tom: tell me what to do guys
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@@vomitless8086 æë
In case you’re wondering, the literal translation of what Tom says at 5:11 is “Hello my friend, uh do you want a signature with me in the book and a selfie with me, yeah? It’s very well!” (« Bonjour mon ami uh voulez-vous une signature avec moi dans le livre et une selfie… non un selfie avec moi ? Ouais ! C’est très bien ! »).
Tom, your French is great
This is the only thing I look forward to in the week. My life has devolved to waiting for content videos. What have you done to me, Thomas.
I imagint your pfp to say that and I can´t stop laughing
What has your profile done to me
Have you perhaps heard of unus annus? Just in case you are looking for a few more things to fill your week.
Go watch the clone wars it cures boredom
@@lordoblivion812 too late for that now!
That Zoella thing was the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
Anytime he does the Zoella voice is the mark of a good video.
@@somerandolad Just make sure your dogs are well hidden.
The marshmallow's catch phrase should be "I want to be black!" as he jumps into flames. He can be a pyromaniac
I second this.
This aged like milk
@@mothmaiden4413 mhm
Heh... comedy
@@mothmaiden4413 ..racism has always been a thing
Tom: *speaks French*
Me, a fluent French speaker: ...why say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Oui
He still remembers how to speak French after that time he kidnapped a French alien
What did he even say
@@Sketchy_Dood "Hello my friend. do you want my signature in this book and a selfie with me. yes!? its wonderful"
Thimothée Leroy lmao 😂 kinda makes sense
The "thunk!" of the minion hitting the mic was very satisfying
3:22 "they went from China, to America, and now they're here" SUBLIMINAL MESSAGEEEES
C O R O N A V I R U S
Not really
I'd watch a full video of Tom "fixing" people's pets 😂
hey tom i've been a fan for ages keep doing what your doing because your doing great
this content flooded my brain with DOPE-A-MEME
I have a hate-love relationship with this comment...and i honestly do not know why
I applaud you
Calling it that from now on.
The little dance was surprisingly on point! Found your talent
Eddie's suggestion: Tidy the office
Elliot's suggestion: Call your mother
6:34 “design the next hit ASDF character. Okay... I’ve always wanted to a marshmallow character.”
Me: “Guiltyyyyyyyy!”
Message d'un abonné français : honetemment c'est une très belle performance de français que tu nous a fait, et d'ailleurs merci d'entraîner mon anglais de manière si drôle ! Tu déchire ! Continue comme ça !
(Message from a french viewer : honestly you made a really good french speech, and by the way thank you for making me practice my english in such a funny way ! You rock ! Keep going like this ! (I hope this message is understandable...))
The asdf character should’ve been Buterman!!!
yeeeeeees
Büterman
@@zanethezaniest274 Dutch Voice: "Don't fuck that dog" [o______o]
I agree!
Why do I keep seeing Carson all around youtube, I can’t escape his inevitability. He will always come back
He's back
That was really good French, though in the case of signing a book we’d call it “une dédicace” rather than “une signature”
2:39 legit creeps me out.
Uhohhoohhohoohhohohohogahahahahahahahahaahhaaa
Tom laughing without smiling is terrifying and it is now my sleep paralysis demon
1:04 Every Person who has lost their sanity
i hope you mean the crying cuz theres over a million furries online right now
*BECOME A FURRY*
@Scarlette_Royals XD
@@dabunnybadass doesn't mean they're sane
2:48
All I'm seeing is Kevin the minion x Tom fanfiction and I'm wheezing-
*People really like screaming.*
this is by far the best one
Him laughing when he didnt smile had me dying so much
6:43
BIRTH OF THE MARSHMALLOW MAN
I read every word of the fanfic that was on screen and it's DREADFUL
I'm french and you speak pretty good my language :)
I had no idea what he was saying please translate
@@zacharyirizarry8589 He say "Hello my friend eeeeeee... Do you want an autograph from me in the book and a selfie with me. Yay! It's very good!"
I love how none of the fake furries have eyes that are going in the same direction
i mean. its not a furry a furry is someone who likes anthropomorphic characters like sonic or any characters in zootopia
0:50 Baby Eddie! He's so adorable let me squish his cheeks!
yesss i was looking for eddie baby appreciation comment!!! he's so dang cute!
@@beajustbeaisfinethanku4757 YESSS
He is adorable here! SO Adorable!
7:30 burst out laughing at how he said he wanted to see the light leave Sonic’s eyes. I am lonely
7:13 yo im in content hi mom im on tv
I'm french and I totally approve your french bit ^^ way to go !
6:58 now he's canon
Oh shit philosophy tube follows Tom, he’s officially based
TOMSKA PARLE FRANÇAIS omfg j'y crois pas !!!! Coolest shit ever. Dude you have no idea how happy I was to see you making a genuine effort that was actually perfectly understandable! Not always fun how people treat French online, so that was a pleasant surprise. J'espère que tu vas bien, et Charlie aussi, que Elliot et Eddie se portent bien et que le confinement n'est pas trop dur pour vous. Je vous souhaite plein de bonnes choses
4:10 became its own episode
I like how he actually added the marshmallow
Carson is infecting every aspect of my life why did he have to invade here too
that's 8 minutes and 51 seconds of my life i'm not getting back
Worth it doe
@@joweancujohwife i mean ye, who doesn't love seeing daddy tom on a tuesday?
@@CorbettVideos 😂
5:42 best part of the video. calling the cops for sexual assualt of the table
you can see a progression of tom's deep dive into insanity as these content videos continue.
i’m concerned tom
I like how Eddie put his son into frame to be like "Guys. I have a child present. Please don't be yourselves."
I wait for this EVERY Tuesday
*BUt WhY at **8:21** in the morniNg?*
It is very gratifying to hear you speak French Tomska, your accent is actually not too bad haha, you could definitely get to a good level with practice ;D. Love from the Pyrenees (Some mountain range that forms a natural border between France and Spain)
6:04 “Oh no I inspired this” - TomSka
4:48
Not anymore 😔
Rip James Bond
content is currently the only way i can feel the passage of time
Oh shit he really added the Marshmallow
Philosophy tube and hbomb? Now this is epic
I feel like Tom is the human version of a Smiling Friends character.
You have such a crude sense of humor that I can never hope to replicate.
mother: "Jimmy! Take out the dog!"
jimmy: "yes moth-"
marshmallow: (softly) don't.
Well Tomska you really did improve on your french since I saw you at the geek faeries, congtrats
6:38 he was in asdf movie 13
Congrats on finding the cow
7:25
imagine the blowies kirby could give
Tom laughing without smiling was horrifying and funny at the same time
j'adore écouter des anglais parler français, c'est toujours très drôle xD
Shit. Shouldn't have eaten a banana during the Vore a minion part. Peak TomSka irony, I guess.
2:35 Alright, you know what, That was fucking disturbing and i love it! He just looks like a hollowed Santa
I like seeing you talking french. Thank you for this moment, you were doing great.
Prompt: slap the table
My mind: yeah, he'll just hit the table with a hand, won't be too funny
TomSka: immediately starts talking dirty to the table as he slaps it
5:09 That was the best spoken french from an english youtuber that I ever heard !
3:54 Muffin boy you were so close to being eaten. Why won't you let it be muffin time?!
I get excited for Tuesday because of this and you don’t disappoint
Welcome back to ConTenTtTTTt!!! AAAAAAA scream AAAaAAaa
I have no idea why, but hearing you speak french has made me really happy. Merci I guess
0:21 just leaving this here dont mind me
This video didn't have me at all until the laughing without smiling. Tom that's a fucking talent dude, cracked me up.
6:54 *Speedruns asdfmovie*
Bruh, The Bee Movie is legendary
yee
Did you seriously make carson get cheated on?
*A* *G* *A* *I* *N*
I'm happy to hear Charlie is there to keep you from accidental self destruction!
Oh hi there. have a nice day
You too
You too
I love the hedgehog honestly
Didn't expect to get into this video XD LOLOL FUCK WASN'T EXPECTING THAT ANSWER XD 6:26
And then he made an official asdfmovie marshmallow character
That thumbnail...
THE MARSHMELLOW MAN MADE IT
1:30 - 1:33 - ARACHNOPHOBIA WARNING
That image of tomska furry (tompaw? Tomclaw?) with forever haunt me
6:51 Yes, but how does he plead?
Definitely not guilty. (He burned down my house and ate my family)
i don't know why but seeing eddie with rik filled me with so much joy
6:53 muffins cousin
The Marshmallow Man did exist, if only for a few seconds.
He will live forever in our hearts.
content.
I'm actually really impressed on how well you spoke in french!
See, I would've done the "Become a furry thing"
But I am one
? wait what
@@dabunnybadass Im a furry
ohhh
also same
@@dabunnybadass Sorry if I confused you. :3
Beard pins are a thing of the future
"Scream"
Marshmallow man was later used in the new asdfmovie
0:57 i miss Edd too...
):
ı crying everyday... ı love Edd...