Also, he’s off on the basic choreography. Everyone else points to themselves for “I scream,” points at us for “you scream,” and then gestures to everyone for “we scream,” but Joe misses the first step but still points to himself for “you scream,” he’s then befuddled for “we scream,” and then of course he drops his ice cream entirely.
The 5 Neat Guys are beginning their Summer Tour in October. It's sure to be really great too since Stephen "Choaker" Seeley, their wonderful drummer, finally went to Rehab and kicked his massive drug habit. They said that they'll be playing all their biggest hits like "Clip On Tie," "She Does It," "Hot Dog," "Patsy has the Largest Breasts in Town," "Frothy Eruption," "Pants Party," "Eat Me," "Goof in the Classroom," "One Eyed Worm," "Calling First for Sloppy Seconds," "Boner in my Pocket," "She Can Eat Crackers," "Everlasting Spluge," "Tight One," "Strokin'," "I'll Respect You in the Morning," "Bag to Bang Her," "Gettin' it In," "Slurping Sally," "Young Girl," Getting Lucky Again," "Can't Get a Date for New Years," "Double Bag Shag," "Meat Market," "One Night Stand," "What's Your Major," "Rounding 3rd," "Didn't Sleep All Night," "Fur Burger," Muffin Frosting," "Stinky Fingers," and more. Such wonderfully wholesome love songs. Remember, if you can't Score with the 5 Neat Guys, then your probably a Homo.
More on the order of "Mama Will Bark" or that famed Jimmy Boyd single "I've Got Those 'Wake Up, Seven-Thirty - Wash Your Ears, They're Dirty - Eat Your Eggs And Oatmeal - Rush To School' Blues." Never mind "Come On-A My House" or the other Rosemary Clooney hits she hardly performed in her later years because she hated 'em all (like "Mambo Italiano"). And of course - though on another label - "(How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window."
* When our summer camp counselor had us cheer "Hip Hip Hooray Ice Cream" when we got ice cream I at age 8 thought that cheering for food was just stupid!
On the ice cream song, Dave Thomas and Joe Flaherty lose their ice cream. LOL! BTW, is Joe Flaherty supposed to be drunk or clumsy? He looks drunk to me. LOL! Classic.
After watching this a few times and dying of laughter...I noticed a subtle moment... They are an old washed up group of the fifties..with these albums being pushed 30 years later...so they got older, not too popular..so one would become a drunk..Keep an eye on Flaherty during Ice Cream and pimples&pock marks... He's playing it like he's trying...unsuccessfuly..to conceal the fact he's drunk.....Genius😅😅
Yet another example of how the banal and often cheesy '50's pre-rock 'n' roll pop scene was parodied on here - and again, as exemplified by Columbia's uber-powerful A&R exec Mitch Miller. I can easily imagine him foisting every one of these songs on those on his roster. (And did I mention that an actual Miller-era Columbia act - The Four Lads - was Canadian?)
Joe Flaherty didn’t *have* to make his Neat Guy visibly inebriated, but he did, and that’s part of what makes the show and the cast so damn good.
Guessing every band has to have someone whose f'ed up.
The genius is in the bits. Always is.
He could read minds ?
The pelvic thrusts in the gold lame' pants was classic Flaherty 😂😂😂
Also, he’s off on the basic choreography. Everyone else points to themselves for “I scream,” points at us for “you scream,” and then gestures to everyone for “we scream,” but Joe misses the first step but still points to himself for “you scream,” he’s then befuddled for “we scream,” and then of course he drops his ice cream entirely.
"Put some extra relish on my hot dog" is my favorite 5 Neat Guys song.
Me too!
I find myself humming it or singing it regularly.
I sent this to my buddy and he wrote back that he's been humming "Put some extra relish on my hot dog" all day.
Next time I have a Hot Dog, I'm going heavy on the Relish.
When it’s Sunday and you’re feeling so alive
Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches went double platinum
It was on their other greatest hits record. They do that so you buy both of them.
@@KennyRider137 Which version was it? The extended 12inch disco remix?
My favorite.
I think Lennon/McCartney gave them that one. 🤣🤣
I love how Joe Flareherty is hammered
The 5 Neat Guys are beginning their Summer Tour in October. It's sure to be really great too since Stephen "Choaker" Seeley, their wonderful drummer, finally went to Rehab and kicked his massive drug habit. They said that they'll be playing all their biggest hits like "Clip On Tie," "She Does It," "Hot Dog," "Patsy has the Largest Breasts in Town," "Frothy Eruption," "Pants Party," "Eat Me," "Goof in the Classroom," "One Eyed Worm," "Calling First for Sloppy Seconds," "Boner in my Pocket," "She Can Eat Crackers," "Everlasting Spluge," "Tight One," "Strokin'," "I'll Respect You in the Morning," "Bag to Bang Her," "Gettin' it In," "Slurping Sally," "Young Girl," Getting Lucky Again," "Can't Get a Date for New Years," "Double Bag Shag," "Meat Market," "One Night Stand," "What's Your Major," "Rounding 3rd," "Didn't Sleep All Night," "Fur Burger," Muffin Frosting," "Stinky Fingers," and more. Such wonderfully wholesome love songs. Remember, if you can't Score with the 5 Neat Guys, then your probably a Homo.
“Put some extra relish on my hot dog” is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard.
IT'S SUNDAY AND I REALLY FEEL ALIIIIIIIIVE
All I hear is "Cabbage Rolls and Coffee"
Mine too
Good call Alfred. I think the B-side on that 45 was "Patsy has the biggest breasts in town" .
I always liked.....
She does it she does it
The whole town knows she does it.
She'll do it anywhere you please,
She'll do it on her back and on her knees!
Joe Flaherty was drunk off his ass! Too funny!
How sexy is that?
0:49 you can see the liquor bottle in his pants😆😆😆
Aw, I really want to hear, "Don't Mess With Me Punk"
500 years from now they'll look back on this and piss their pants. Thank you SCTV!
Where's 'Who Put the Pennies in my Loafers"? For me this is right up there with "When the Levee Breaks".
More on the order of "Mama Will Bark" or that famed Jimmy Boyd single "I've Got Those 'Wake Up, Seven-Thirty - Wash Your Ears, They're Dirty - Eat Your Eggs And Oatmeal - Rush To School' Blues." Never mind "Come On-A My House" or the other Rosemary Clooney hits she hardly performed in her later years because she hated 'em all (like "Mambo Italiano"). And of course - though on another label - "(How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window."
John Candy looks like a large Ned Flanders!🤣🤣
I want to hear the complete tracks!!!
"Patsy has the largest breasts in town" has been number 1 on the charts since 1958.
“ Sid and Sueeeeeeee!’- I die every time
I wonder if there are full versions of any of these "songs?" Would love to hear the full version of "Pimples and Pock Marks."
Or "mom pressed the crease in my chinos"
RIP to John candy and Joe Flaherty
Dave Thomas’s voice makes 5 Neat Guys next level.
"Don't mess with me punk"
Mike ho lee cow! I had pointed out the same 🎸😸
My mom never let me listen to “We All Scream For Ice Cream”, she thought it was way way way too racy.
To be fair, ‘Ice Cream’ was a common slang term for a speedball in 1950s Canada
* When our summer camp counselor had us cheer "Hip Hip Hooray Ice Cream" when we got ice cream I at age 8 thought that cheering for food was just stupid!
@@johnkelly3549 Who knew Canadians could be hardcore.
I would totally buy an album with all these songs .
“Come on and put some extra relish on my hot dog, it’s Sunday and I really feel alive”
Pimples and poc marks. Dave's dance....I'm just crying laughing...
Nice music 🤘😂
On the ice cream song, Dave Thomas and Joe Flaherty lose their ice cream. LOL! BTW, is Joe Flaherty supposed to be drunk or clumsy? He looks drunk to me. LOL! Classic.
Yeah I noticed he's drunk in all the scenes
I think his eyes roll into the back of his head at 1:41.
If you see the "live" scene you'll notice Joe's character is hung over before they go on stage. ruclips.net/video/QIzWOjAjx9g/видео.html
Joe Flaherty did, hands down, the best comic drunk I’ve ever seen!
The pelvic thrusts in Pimples and pockmarks.
You know, the 5 Neat Guys are Great and everything, and I really like them I really do.
It’s because it’s five of them and they’re neat guys.
Along w/ Criminal Minds Greatest Hits, this would be hilarious if it were real...I'd buy them in a minute!
I'd buy this in a minute!
Already own the album . Where can I buy the pants ?
Joe is so hammered it’s hilarious. Keep your eye on the letter N.
And I always do.
"Ice cream, you scream, we scream" my favorite 5 Neat Guys song.
Mine too, but slow dance is neat too!
@@johnheart6890 "Slow dance" aka "Reds". 😁
I think I'm partial to "Let's have a party in my rec room"
Be Honest... Who has a sudden craving for a Hot Dog with Extra Relish?
@Ken Potter It’s Sunday, and I really feel alive!
Candy's mustache makes my day.
Still Neater than anything on the radio's TOP 50 now.
“Don’t mess with me, punk” uhhhh wow
"Let's Have a Party in my Wreck Room" always gets the dance floor Lit 🔥
My buddy Mac Scrabes loves this video
Excellent
You can see the liquor bottle in Joe Flaherty's pocket.
I would’ve bought that album.
This album is more rotation in my collection than "Frampton Comes Alive"
There was a song called I scream for Ice cream in the 20's!
I remember come on and put some extra relish on my hot dog was a big hit
1:45
I need to hear I’ve Got A Hickey in it’s entirety 😂😂😂
1:43 the double bump n grind by Dave Thomas. Slipped past the censors in 82
Wheres al and tipper when you really need them these kids are outta control!
I can only hope the hidden track is their version of “Stairway”!🤣
Don’t mess with me punk-a classic!!😂😂😂
In the 50's, every teenage boy wore a v neck pullover cardigan.
I'd buy it.
It's slow dance or no dance for me!!!
Ladies and gentlemen! JOHN! EUGENE! JOE! DAVE! AND RICK! THE 5 NEAT GUYS! IN PERSON!
Wow! More Neato music!
5 neat guys-music legends!!!!
Where can I purchase this album? I'm intrigued.
Has anybody noticed that there are exactly 2 tunes for all these songs? 😂
After watching this a few times and dying of laughter...I noticed a subtle moment... They are an old washed up group of the fifties..with these albums being pushed 30 years later...so they got older, not too popular..so one would become a drunk..Keep an eye on Flaherty during Ice Cream and pimples&pock marks... He's playing it like he's trying...unsuccessfuly..to conceal the fact he's drunk.....Genius😅😅
Whoa Dave! Pump those hips!
I love ice cream!!!!
Gee, those fellas sure are neat!
all the melodies are the same!
Back when Canada was cool and not a "post-nation" without a culture.
I hope the Mandela Effect cultists don’t come across the Five Neat Guys’ spelling of their track “Fruit Loops”.
Yet another example of how the banal and often cheesy '50's pre-rock 'n' roll pop scene was parodied on here - and again, as exemplified by Columbia's uber-powerful A&R exec Mitch Miller. I can easily imagine him foisting every one of these songs on those on his roster. (And did I mention that an actual Miller-era Columbia act - The Four Lads - was Canadian?)
They should double date with Sid and Sue, they didn't have a problem with them tagging along.
LOL Okay why TF was this upsampled to 4K? It's a 240p rip off a VHS tape.
…Where’s “Goin’ on a holiday”?? 🎼
I don't smoke, lol.
She does what?
...IT!
@@th3r3dr3dkroovy she'll do it anywhere you please, she'll do it on her back, and on her knees...
When entertainment wasn't about totally selling out. Just 5 of the neatest guys with the neatest music.