My buddy didn’t wear his shoulder pads one night and somehow broke his collar bone on the ice. I drove him to the hospital. After that he wore full gear.
No shoulders is big in my league. Saw a dude last season take an awkward backwards fall and he’s been paralyzed to this day from the waist down from a broken vertebrae. Like Fuuuuuck bud. Life ruined in beer league. Now I wear them just to protect my spine cause lord knows we all fall hard sometimes for no reason
I was watching legit videos to better my game and for some reason I thought this would be a beneficial one as well and now I unlearned everything bc this guy is such a tool.
When I started at age 19, I was using 2nd hand gear from the back of the rink here in California. My get up for stick time? No socks. No jersey. Wooden stick that was too big for me. All leather black panthers. Giant white Jofa with a giant cage. with decades of old yellow sweat that would activate when I began sweating. and drip acidic sweat into my burning eyes as I played. Beat that!
I’d love to chirp Jesse over this video but atleast he’s no like loads of Beer Leaguers in Scotland who act like they’re professional hockey players and their teams run social media accounts like professional teams. One team literally has own practice jerseys, team branded water bottles, posts stats and info graphics, serious signing announcements and have many players (not including goalies because why no have custom gear yer a tendy) have custom team wear including team logo stitched into gloves. One of the reasons I don’t play anymore.
I’m getting some super “Letterkenny” vibes right now! And if you’ve never seen Letterkenny get the fuck on it!! Like trailer park boys but Canadian lol and I’m American Edit: I’m pretty sure trailer park boys is Canadian as well lol 😂
You’d put skates on before pants too if you were using these new age goalie pants, it’s like wearing a barrel with suspenders anymore there’s so much padding going on, can’t get a good enough reach to make my skates tight like I want them.
Can hate on the pants over the skates .. not easy to bend down to tie your skates when you have a beer belly and the pants just make it that much harder
Everything is funny except the no chest pads. 😢 we legit had an opposing player who did this and took a slapshot to the chest in front of the net. He died within 5 minutes of being hit. I’ve never seen death on the ice before. He was gone before anyone knew it. It made a loud crack sound.
step 1: take on the aquatic lifestyle and become an absolute squid
Facts
My favorite comment no joke
erm kraken referance question mark question mark??
The guy who chooses the no. 69 to wear is always the last guy that would find himself engaged in one.
Hey mom come watch my game?
What number are you son?
69?
Disappointment ensues.
No you pick the number 69 because it would be hilarious.
@@CatWith-AHat that made me lol for real. It's funny cause it's true.
@@RouxRouxRingo it makes it even better if you're wearing your gay brothers skates.
Tongues out baby😂
Bro, I put my skates on before my pants because my belly is so fucking big I can’t lean over to put my skates on once my pants are on.
Shut up man why you say the f word
I bought the pants with leg zippers cuz I can’t reach over the pants to tie the skates. Now I put the pants on after skates.
Same here
Same.
😂
Definitely gotta wear the Tinted visor
You know Jesse made sure to do a few sets of pushups before turning on the camera
This should be called “How to become Jesse”
My buddy didn’t wear his shoulder pads one night and somehow broke his collar bone on the ice. I drove him to the hospital. After that he wore full gear.
No shoulders is big in my league. Saw a dude last season take an awkward backwards fall and he’s been paralyzed to this day from the waist down from a broken vertebrae. Like Fuuuuuck bud. Life ruined in beer league. Now I wear them just to protect my spine cause lord knows we all fall hard sometimes for no reason
Yah that’s crazy… I get cross checked hard in front of the net by the defence all the time, I couldn’t not wear my shoulder pads!
How did he fall? may I ask. that's horrible.
I like the roller hockey padded shirts for any stray sticks or pucks.
Bros a beauty
Title should be: How to get chirped at in 5 easy steps
No socks is blasphemy, no chance im puttin on my bauer vapor XXX lite’s without a buffer between me and the blades
Lol
Don’t knock it until you try it. You feel more connected to the ice but it makes your skates reak over time
I quit wearing socks in skates when I was about 10 years old.
I get blisters if I don’t wear socks
I wore nothing but a jock strap under my pads. No socks is the way to go
I was watching legit videos to better my game and for some reason I thought this would be a beneficial one as well and now I unlearned everything bc this guy is such a tool.
The white Jofa fucking mint 👌
Where have the quizzes been? Thought they were back?
They had the hockey road trip recently so they’ll be back soon enough. They do have jobs besides doing quizzes
This was shockingly accurate.
Until the elbow pads it was 100% bang on for me. I pull my jersey up to the elbow pads, not overtop. He got that part wrong.
Love the vid like always
When I started at age 19, I was using 2nd hand gear from the back of the rink here in California. My get up for stick time? No socks. No jersey. Wooden stick that was too big for me. All leather black panthers. Giant white Jofa with a giant cage. with decades of old yellow sweat that would activate when I began sweating. and drip acidic sweat into my burning eyes as I played.
Beat that!
I love everything about this.
THe beat in the background. It's pure fire
I Always have the tongued out. Thank You very much!
Tongues out is the only way
I trust him because the way he smiles
I’d love to chirp Jesse over this video but atleast he’s no like loads of Beer Leaguers in Scotland who act like they’re professional hockey players and their teams run social media accounts like professional teams. One team literally has own practice jerseys, team branded water bottles, posts stats and info graphics, serious signing announcements and have many players (not including goalies because why no have custom gear yer a tendy) have custom team wear including team logo stitched into gloves.
One of the reasons I don’t play anymore.
No socks under skates give blisters
Give that jersey a nice strektzky tuck
He should demo how he gives brojobs
This is literally my entire setup. You forgot to keep shoulder pads I'm your bag that you've never worn.
Tongues out, tarps off
Alternative title: how to get absolutely chirped on the ice
Why does this man sound like the stereotypical canadian that drinks beer instead of water
instructions unclear: my teammates made fun of me so hard i left the arena
brad marchand teaching us a good lesson
Why does Jessie always to that thing with his mouth when he is doing skits for tsn?
This would explain why Jesse forgets his breezers for half the games
Real title how to become Jesse in hockey
Step 5 start running for your life so you don’t get beaten up 🏃
I didn’t know it was Halloween because his pylon costume is so good! 😅
Quizzes >>>> Tiktoks
Love the music😂😂
I’m getting some super “Letterkenny” vibes right now! And if you’ve never seen Letterkenny get the fuck on it!! Like trailer park boys but Canadian lol and I’m American
Edit: I’m pretty sure trailer park boys is Canadian as well lol 😂
Forgot about never snapping the button on the chin strap. Those beauties- every game.
Damn. I’ve never worn socks with my skates 😂😂
Hey you beer league beaut
I didn’t know tongues out were bad. What happened? 😮
How to become a Winnipeger step 2
Skates before pants is criminal
so difficult to get pants on with skates on
Alice deejay- better off alone
Nice song identifying the song. I always called it dialing the phone.
He sucks at hockey so much. But his love for the game is undeniable.
def no socks in skates, it is the way
Thanks got the tips lol
I'm the only one on my team with the number 69... and everyone loves it
🤨 your the “only one” with that number? Are there two of any other numbers on your team!? 😂🤔
Put on some socks your dogs are going to be blistering😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suns out tongues out
I own natural build pads on my body. Getting them is hard work for the body! The pads are are buildings with pork, cake, beer, sausage....
That's not a beauty, that's a beaut.
He looks like brad marchand but young LMAO
White jofa got me
You’d put skates on before pants too if you were using these new age goalie pants, it’s like wearing a barrel with suspenders anymore there’s so much padding going on, can’t get a good enough reach to make my skates tight like I want them.
Deff a AAA Hockey player
Jeez how does a squid like Jesse get so damn ripped?
Don't forget the ovi mirrored visor
Me skating bear feet on a daily basis
this video is speaking fax
He did it in the video but the halfy all the way tilted up is another way to be a real beaut bud!!
Step 1: get drunk 😊
I’m loving the tuck when I was 11 I would always left tuck my jersey and my dad hated and I loved and it became a whole thing
Okay but shoulder pads aren't really needed after high school. You're not taking hits anymore, you're okay.
I love when i have jersey in my pants,it looks sick(im from czechia so when i make mistake don't be mad)
No socks? That’s brutal man
no socks in skates is a good way to get some blisters
I don’t wear socks and tongues are always out. But everything else is just criminal
I’m developing Velcro skates to help us old guys play beer league
PASTRNAK YOOO r u a bruins fan!? We crushed the panthers last night!
Take off ehh!!!!
Hahaha that’s very funny 😆
How to look like a pylon 101
He forgot: You are all out of breath trying to tie your skates, as your tummy is too fat
forgot the all white gloves
I do a coupe of these. Skates before everything.
This is how you make a fool of yourself
No cup and socks under gigantic shin gards
the yofaaa is essential
So true.😂🤣😂
I do skates before pants and don’t wear socks 😅 and Gretzky tuck
You still got your choppers ,
You forgot about the bulky skinpads
Can hate on the pants over the skates .. not easy to bend down to tie your skates when you have a beer belly and the pants just make it that much harder
I’ll do everything but put my skates on before my pants…and I’m wearing socks.
You forgot the beard
Also wear a black visor and white gloves
No that’s not even close how you do it
I gotta wear socks or I’ll get blisters.
That style is disturbing
Hey, I don’t we’re socks in my skates so I guess I’m a beer league beauty
Pov:dead when skate
Everything is funny except the no chest pads. 😢 we legit had an opposing player who did this and took a slapshot to the chest in front of the net. He died within 5 minutes of being hit. I’ve never seen death on the ice before. He was gone before anyone knew it. It made a loud crack sound.
step 1: put tape on your chest
You forgot drunk
In the first couple seconds you can see his legs I'm still trying to find out if those are his legs or some pants
best duster sty
sty is amazing
mannnn idk nun about it but want to play it
After pick up a broom because ur a dustpan