I have an idea for an even better "David" game... I call it 'Circumcision Wars'! YOU get to be David and you score points every time you successfully hack the genitals and slice the foreskin off any male victim of a neighboring Pagan tribe. You need to cut 100 foreskins within a specified time period before you can to present them to the king and win the game. If you manage to hack 200 or more foreskins you get extra points and you also win the king's daughter's hand in marriage while she gushes and coos over all those foreskins! One can only imagine the sound and visual effects, the sky is the limit. You can also score extra points for neatness, creativity and for hacking off foreskins before killing your victims... just like David did. Scoring more points earns you additional weapons like a bigger sword, knife, sharp stone, foreskin bucket, even a splatter screen… the combinations and permutations are endless! 'Circumcision Wars' has the potential to be a 'David and Goliath' beater for variety, intensity of action and shear Christian fun.
I have an idea for an even better "David" game... I call it 'Circumcision Wars'!
YOU get to be David and you score points every time you successfully hack the genitals and slice the foreskin off any male victim of a neighboring Pagan tribe. You need to cut 100 foreskins within a specified time period before you can to present them to the king and win the game. If you manage to hack 200 or more foreskins you get extra points and you also win the king's daughter's hand in marriage while she gushes and coos over all those foreskins!
One can only imagine the sound and visual effects, the sky is the limit. You can also score extra points for neatness, creativity and for hacking off foreskins before killing your victims... just like David did. Scoring more points earns you additional weapons like a bigger sword, knife, sharp stone, foreskin bucket, even a splatter screen… the combinations and permutations are endless!
'Circumcision Wars' has the potential to be a 'David and Goliath' beater for variety, intensity of action and shear Christian fun.
I don't think so
no one can beat the unstoppable David
Rated M for mature... XD