Self Defence Comedy Skit with
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2022
- Do not try anything i do in this video, it is just for entertainment purposes between me and the Self Defence channel @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
This is a satire comedy act that everyone in this video is aware of 
Игры
I MET HER IN REAL LIFE 😳🧸 ruclips.net/video/oYDCrvAfi84/видео.html
WHY?!??!
beans
WTF👁️👄👁️ is wrong whit you?!?!?!
And that's funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell naw 💀
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way💀
glad we saw the same video
never let them know your next move
@@a.9589 @ Clearly not, because I managed to see THE JOKE.
Fr
Pause. Just pause. What do you mean by that?
The kid shows self-defense, while the guy shows common sense
Underated.
damn rhyme man
Both are Intelligent to get Views .
damn
@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
The "what color is your Bugatti" killed me😂
Bro turned into terminator 💀
his pose after every fatality is ✨golden✨
LOL
Im the 600th like
I'm the 673th like
He got the Almight pose
Nothing Personal just Business...
Sometimes they forget that adults are much stronger than children
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
There only one advice for children and that is Run!!
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster"
They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore
But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
@@xavierzaxavier5873 nah bruh thinks kids scared as a kid myself I fight professionally my favourite move is the uppercut
bro said he doesn’t like that girl in 100+ languages💀
Actually they became best friends (kinda) they collabed
Respect for the teddy bear for holding his life😂😂😂
J'avoue
Teddy needs a Oscar💀
Yeah as a victim or a dummy 😢
Teaddy needs a hug😢
Rip teddy😢
So funny 😐😐
Realism
The amount of time I heard "oowhwh"💀
Edit:The notifications-
Lol
Yep lol
Lol 💀💀☠️☠️💀
7 times I heard
Fr
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro is super energetic 😂😂
That teddy bear is gonna start his own villain arc.💀
Bro took:* I have no time for your shit!*
To next level 💀
Lol😂
💀
😂
@hyperactivity no it’s here ruclips.net/user/shorts96GnOB1iZQI?feature=share
Ok
“What color is your Bugatti,” 💀
“Waht caler is yore Bugaté”👏😘💅
In this case colourless
fortnite battlepass
I wanted to like but the amount of likes was 69 so I decided to keep it that way
Edit:
It’s not 69 anymore
I thought it said what color is your big daddy 💀💀💀💀
RiP bear 😂 the way he beating the bear how ever way possible 😂😂
What color is ur buggati?
Me: Brown.
“Step one put your arms up step tw-“ neck snaps💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to leave!"
Xd
There are some more tips in the discord basement 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😏😏😏👾👾👾
@@Adhemz I'm crying
Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
@@JuanaHammad you stole it nooo
@@Glitchy_Clipz I'm sorry,but stole what?
@@JuanaHammad mah 📌 but Is fine lol
Bro is a menace to society😂😂😂😂😂😂
من اي دولة ❤
bro go to next level☠️
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar
can we get an rip in chat for the teddy bear
@@aidenn901rip
@@aidenn901 RIP
@@aidenn901rip
._. Etapa
The way he poses after he successfully throws a child makes him look so proud 💀😂
I mean I would be proud too
@@Gream69 yea, no cap 🧢 fr fr
Haaaaaaaa
Tbh yeah. Imagine going to assault a kid and the little mfk tries to act cool.
I would love that
“What colors your Bugatti” at the end I was almost crying 😂😂😂😂
The child showing self-defense skills was unexpected and impressive. The guy's common sense approach to the situation was smart.
🤓
Rgjd
That last "What colour's your Buggati" sound is hilarious
Ikr 😭😂
ruclips.net/video/A_bnjmI6ziM/видео.html
لدينا
Tate laughing at the corner 😂
they said “bade” if thats how u spell it
I always thought it was "big daddy" ummm don't ask
The "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGGATI" at the very end had me sent 💀💀
🙏🙏🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😞🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🧏
I hear (What colour is your birdaddy
Guys it’s budaddy
Same 🤣
oh I thought it said what colour is your badae..
This man never disappoint us to get laugh😂
Some ones gonna die faster then the light of speed ☠👏
Someone give a Oscar to that bear bruh-💀
This is real video arabi 😂😂
How does this man throw it so hard
@@ali-rm2de OML- WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE KIDS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Gjb
People dont even know what an oscar is anymore, just a copy and paste to bait likes
''What color is your Bugatti? '' shit got me dead. 😭
fr
For
fr
@@shalinimahendran8727 *fr
Fr
The little girl teaches children how to defend themselves, and he teaches them how to avoid these defenses 😂✨
It genuinely keeps getting better 💀💀
Fr. This keeps popping up on my recommended and it's still hilarious
666 Likes 😮
how
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌
(Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
True😂
I am a child in the 4th WHAT THE HECK
No, they're just assuming that anyone who attacks a child gets paralyzed and becomes an invalid that the child can beat. "Magic Outside Hogwarts"
@@chasehowarl-jf4ex get outta here kid.
Gohan training
Step 1: put your hand up
Step 2: GET YEEDED! 😂😂😂
“You need to leave!”
Best line ever
Man, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂
Had no mercy😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Ye
He chooses violence over peace😂😂😂😂
Disclaimer :
No TEDDY BEARS were harmed in the making of this video.
But the girls' feelings were
😂
@@slayride771 😁
uh huh…..
Sure 😑
This is doubled
His smile after every move is just priceless ❤❤❤
bros back is gonna be cleaner for days 😂😂.
Bro gave the girl reality check of her defense🤣🤣🗿
Fr
She has no chance in the real world, in her fake make believe world she can be anything she wants, but in the real world she has no chance in hell 😂😂😂
“I think it’s personal now💀” you damn right it is😂
70 likes no reply imma fix this sigma
Hruejiejdijeie1111111111😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😅
Idhedud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂rttgfre!
Need more more more!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I keep laughing when i see these vids 😂😂😂😂😂
I did not expect the SCP company will do this💀💀💀
“WhaT cOlOUr Is YOur BUgaYTTi?!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
I thought it said what colorbis is your vagina 😭
Wanna roasting battle? HEY YO MAMA FAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM TO COUNT TO 10 YOUR MOM SAID 1 2 10👹
😂😂
Sammmmmmmmme🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That “you need to leave!” Made my day
Hmm
Toji : No child support
Bro : Took it serious
bro doesn't underestimate his opponent
The poor bear had went through enough💀😭
No the poor bear is dead cuz of the guy and the b*** made him do that
Uh, Guys was that freddy fazbear har har har har har har
😂😂😂Chào bạn không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
poor poor bear
.
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar for his pain and sacrifices
Edit: DANG!! I wish the likes was my subscribers but tysm for the likesss!! And yes I know what an Oscar is
yea totally 💀🤌
Lol
That teddy bear is deal with Jackie Chan tier-leveled pain.
Uyegdud
@@dreamcrafmusic scam
DUDE TOOK IT PERSONAL 😂😂❤🎉
Na that throw was personally 😂😂
Defense❌
How to die✅
Real
No no he has a point
“What colors your Bugatti” real Andrew Tate moment 💀
Disappointed in the 95 people that liked your comment so far.
@@zenith3594 stop being butthurt you kid🤣
@@zenith3594disappointed in the 1 person who liked your comment
@@zenith3594”you need to leave!”
@@Victor-kq2ouhe liked his own comment
BRO WHY YOU DESTROYING THE CHILD😂😂😂😂
Bruuh I can't Stop laughing broo😂😂😂😂
Bro really manged to sneak in "What colour is your Buggatti?".
I WOKE UP IN A H O S P I T A L
Where?
Tate
*Andrew Tate music intensifies*
Pink Zort
This man shows accurate definition of anything is possible.
yes
"YoU nEeD tO lEaVe!" 😂
I love the way he throws the teddy away 😂😂😂😂😂
“You need to LEAVE!!!” Gets me every time😂
Or she saying “YOU NEED TO BE”
Or she saying "You need a Beat" 💀
Sou brasileiro
@@comunidadefla7663 eu tbm kkk
😂😂😂
I love how he makes a heroic pose at the end after catapulting a kid
XD
Homelander
Easy fix called "Uno reverse card"
He was so proud 😂😂😂😂
Bro took "finish her" to a whole new level 💀
Fr💀💀💀
This comment is underrated i swear
😂😂😂😂
the "what color is your bugatti" got me dying 💀💀💀
IM DEAD
No it was banana as in boy part
Black no white no human yes that is got me dying
@@sekemachasten-xs8uj😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
the poor teddy bear.......is had cotton balls falling out of it- 😂
Bro is getting personal😂😂😂
The kid didnt realize adult have power, speed & brain 🗿
but adults grow to old , but child grows to you***💀☠️🥵
old man > woman @@ainewslatest1
@@ainewslatest1what the fuck?
@SONYWFXM4 wtf that's disgusting bro you don't gotta say it like that and WHY THE EMOJIS YOU NEED THERAPY
@@user-bf2ue4cu1r I meant young that means they become very dangerous 😏😏😏
Bro took it personal 💀
🤣
when you take self defence TOO seriously
He doesn’t need Netflix
Netflix needs him
Bro has intense jawline 💀💀💀
“You need to leave”
“Auhohww”
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaahaaa they make dead😂😂😂
What is the sound effect can any one tell me
Its actually "You need a B"
the "what colors your bugahtti" at the end got me bro
Fr
❤❤❤❤
Yup💀💀💀
Me too😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro is teaching the theif😂
Perspective of "Child Abuse" 💀
"I sued a 9 year old child, and won!"
I challenged a kid at a 500 pound bench press, and won.
I arm wrestled a 9 year old kid and won 💪
@@alessandromichele6102(lost)
@@alessandromichele6102 I just had the worst day of my life
Good
That gunshot was personal 💀💀💀
I know
"That _____ was personal" 🤓 🤖
@@Gamergojo1Girl -peek right side
That guy - peek and shoot
to left side
@@Little_Julia-a
I miss the good old days 😢
Bro this guy is crazy💀💀
"WhAt CoLoUr Is YoUr BuGgAtI? " got me 💀
Edit:Thanks for 734 likes! :p
Yo I can't believe I have 15 likes thank guys!
Ik right that part I didn't expect😅
How come 21? That's quick
Now it's 31 thanks!!
@@QualityNoobsFr I thought it was badaddy 😂💀
Give that teddy bear a medal for his pain and suffering
fr
Fr
Fr
😂😂
😂
"What color is your bugatti" 💀
You need to leave (Epic) 😂
“wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BuGaTtI” at the end got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
FR THAT SHI GOT ME DEAD
I thought it said “wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BiG aSs”
I thought it said what color is your bidet
Andrew tate : what colour is your buggati
Me: what colour is your hair 😂
@@holymoly-ii6ofbro sus💀
The “whAt CoLoUr Is YoUr BuGaTtI” had me dying lol💀
OMG THIS IS THE WORLDS MOST LIKED SHORT
SECOND HAS ONLY 21MIL THIS HAS 24
It’s purple 😂😂😂
It was actually what color is your pajame
I thought i said what colour is ur big daddy💀💀💀💀
The final one was literaly homelander
The "you need to leave "😂😂😂
The fckn superman pose with the "what color is your bugatti" took me out💀💀💀
what color is your vagi-
Fr I was dying 💀
Bro the voice after he throws that teddy💀
"OHHHH 😩" 💀💀💀
"You need a feet" 💀💀
"WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BUGGATI" 💀
@@Johnny555_Arcaea_charter😂
200th like!
I hear a moan
He let his intrusive thoughts win😂😂
the what color is your bugatti got me rolling on the floor
“What colour is your buga iii” had me at the end 😂😂
Same bro
121 likes and 1 comment?
Let me fix that
@@Hypergamingreal for real
Same🤣
@@Hypergamingreal 272 likes*
That back pose😂
Bro did a 360 😂😂 I’m died
“What color is your Bugatti” 💀💀
I heard what color is ur pajamas lmao
Haha I heard both
I heard what colour is your big daddy 💀
I heard bidet ngl
as a teddy i can confirm he is strong enough to lift that child
😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
But he can sure kill (it) in like a minute
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said
RIP TEDDY
14BCE-2023
Who can't lift a child bro???
This is my fifteenth time watching this video and I'm still laughing 😂😂😂
Bro really got destroyed this girl😂😂😂
The "what color is your Bugatti?" At the very end 💀
Looked for this 1 lmfao
I thought it said "what color is your bidet?" 💀
I thought it said "what color is Europe again" 😂
I thought it was "what color is your pajama"💀
Haha