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about world 2 it seems its hard coded to strictly adhere to the castle level and will fail just about everything that is loaded into it the first time it was a toad balloon level with no collision or objects
About Roy's castle - the reason it is broken is because the level is programmed to loop indefinitely until you choose the right path. This behaviour is hardcoded and cannot be overwritten.
1:52 "Whats inside?" "(1 second of haunted house theme)" "What?" "It's a box of (1 second of haunted house theme)." "A box of (1 second of haunted house theme)? That's ridiculous. You can't put (1 second of haunted house theme) in a box." 1:54
New Super Mario Bros Wii except most of the game is just Toad trying to sell his wares to the Mario brothers. It’s like one big advertisement with a bit of game sprinkled in. And then at the end when it’s just Toad, leads me to believe that in the end the invasion was just orchestrated by Toad to get him to sell you guys more mushrooms and stars LOL
i recommend just disabling 2-Castle from being shuffled. the paths in that level are extremely hardcoded 37:33 and that isnt a seperate version that is actually just dependent on your red switch state on the file. you could put red blocks in any level and thats still how it would work
What I learned from this video is that toad is the true main villain in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Also how did this get recommended to me?! I recognize Cyanize here!
“Like how random are we really going with this?” “Yrwk?. I already recorded a video of me playing this by myself. I got softlocked at the castle of world 2, because _none_ of the floor had collision.” “ *huh ?* ”
5:22 was so so perfect timing, not a real level with the game over music 😂💀 39:22 is even funnier 😂 World 8 sucked though, Cyanize if you see this love you bro
Every demon Toad voice: 7:07 Heh! Here's a rare item! I'm sure it'll come in handy for the adventures that *cough* 7:25 Felling lucky? Step right through the door to win some items! Yes, it is i, Toad! I have returned from the depths of h3ll! 11:16 ay! Its my brother from h3ll! 22:46 Here's a chance to win some 1-Ups! Go through the door to play. See you on the other side, fellas!
The reason you're getting a bunch of toad stuff is because they're all considered different levels, with W1-9 having 6 different variants of red toad houses(from naturally spawning, or toad rescue/multiplayer and double timer digits), making 54 unique red toad house stages. Then there's 9 possible star toad houses for the 9 worlds, then the 1 up houses which have one layout per world, so there's another 9, and then the enemy courses with 14 different stages across W1-8. So you have 54+9+9+14=86 levels featuring Toad. Youre only pulling from a total of 172 main story stages(including all enemy courses, peach's castle, all main levels, all cannon, and all variants of toad houses, as well as credits) plus the 5 coin battle levels. In other words, 48.5% of all levels are toad levels. And you'd have to play the red toad houses of all 9 worlds at least 6 times each to get all the variants.
It would be amazing if the textures AND levels were randomized, ignoring the soft-locking castle, soft-locking levels like Peaches castle and the credits, and *_Toad_* on the levels, so it would not only be impossible to see anything, but impossible to tell what level you were playing so prior knowledge of the game also wouldn't help
the friends we made along the way: credits roy world 2 final castle toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house
2 players is the only sane way to play a New! Mario game. God I wish my friends are as addicted to NSMBW as I am. Also, 9-7 on a screaming 0.2x speed burning laptop sim is Hell.
23:59 *The Revenge of Roy's Castle.* *Hellish edition: **25:17* *One Last Round: **25:34* Who knew you'd end up in the SAME situation as last time, and also have it go wrong 3 SEPARATE TIMES? *Bonus: literal hell: **26:04*
I will always be surprised that the characters can die IN THE TITLE SCREEN 2:35 Same with the credits being considered a level and IT GOT YOU SOFTLOCKED IN IT 4:31 The voiceovers somehow got me the first time, I just didn't expect it 5:22 "Can we get a real level?" Game over music plays as its a ambush level 6:46 THE AIRSHIP THEME CAME BACK 7:00 Nah the music in the toad house is something AND THEN AGAIN RIGHT AFTER IN A SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL LEVEL 7:44 I'm gonna be honest, that fnaf 2 ambience sound got me 10:17 Did not expect a smg4 reference 10:49 The music could not handle the p switch and somehow you guys got a checkpoint for a TOAD HOUSE and then the ambush WAS A TOAD HOUSE, MY MANS GOT A PORTABLE HOUSE 12:19 Blue fishey Boopkins is stuck in my mind now, same with the random Super mario logan reference which btw you said Joey which is my first name AND JOSEPH IS MY REAL NAME HUHHH 13:10 Ain't trying to be rude, but how did you get stuck on a mini sideways L 13:29 "Please be a level with collision" Flashback to the world 2 castle softlock 14:52 If you know, you know but if you don't I'm gonna let you have the "fun" in watching it 17:13 If you don't mind me asking, who is Famous youtuber Ludwig 18:34 oh this also happend in the other video 19:44 Luigi, I did not know you knew GYAT 21:47 That wormhole or whatever is like a nether portal, IT BROUGH YOU TO HELL 23:40 **Piracy is a bad crime** 24:42 There seems to be a change of plans 25:12 Hey remember last time? well it happens again, **NO FUCKING COLLISION** 26:02 oh god, what the fuck is this music drop, OH GOD ITS FUCKING HELL 29:15 Toad, why the fuck did you softlock us 31:02 "whats the first level?" **Peach's castle if it was nuked** 33:24 I don't know to explain, It just sounds 34:34 WHAT WITH THE MUSIC SYNC 36:57 the toad claimed the area 38:36 W PATRICK VOICE 40:39 AYO 44:06 I think Famous youtuber Ludwig got a new house 47:18 when the budget runs out 49:28 How about we go to brazil 50:13 time for the final level- **OH FOR FUCK SAKE** and yes I constructed this while watching the video
BTW, the World 2 Castle is so hard-coded with it's path gimmick, it is impossible for it to work with any other level. If you try this challenge again, either use a pre-completed save file or go into the mod's files and physically place 2-Castle in 2-Castle's slot.
"every mario game reserves the last level for being the best, so this level, it has to be the best one in the game" *HERE'S A CHANCE TO WIN SOME 1-UPS intensifies*
Guys this was actually hilarious. Great to see some Mario Wii content on the platform. I'm definitely checking out the rest of the channel though. You got my Sub. :D
What makes the Randomizer funnier than I originally thought is that it also takes the Level Data from the “Reward” Toad Houses (from either doing the Toad Rescue missions or completing the level with matching numbers) as well into consideration for the randomizer, meaning there’s almost as many Toad Houses as there are levels in the game because of this factor
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Next time you do this randomize everything except the credits, title, and peach house
about world 2 it seems its hard coded to strictly adhere to the castle level and will fail just about everything that is loaded into it the first time it was a toad balloon level with no collision or objects
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@@alexanderscouti got a bucket of chicken
10% actual levels 90% Toad Houses
PTSD
Post Toad Stress Disorder
@@TYoshisaurMunchakoopas genius
9% levels 1% not real levels
@@TYoshisaurMunchakoopas GENIUSSS
And one credits level
5:21
"can we get a real level please"
the music: "womp womp"
The game just said “Sorry bro, maybe next time :(“
27:08 "What's your favorite Mario song? The Kamek gender reveal"😭
PFFFFF
He is a boy
😂😂😂
whats funny is i looked at the comments and read this as soon as they said it
15:34 and 19:39
"Let's see what the bonus theme is."
**Dramatic Fanfare**
**Luigi appears and the moment is ruined**
Luigi: **accidentally falls into grape Fanta**
Also Luigi according to Cyan and Noir: "GYATT!"
"Admiren esta maravillosa zona bonu- ay no, ya llegó Luigi"
28:53 😂
The game doesn’t like Luigi
Every Copy Of New Super Mario Bros Wii Is Personalised
7:42 "But it's funny :D"
*9-7 jumpscare*
OH NOO
NOOOOOOOOO 🗣🗣🗣
@@ChickenSandwhichcuzyes NO WAIT, THIS IS A SPECIAL LEVEL THEME WE CAN PLAY THIS
We can't do-- this is 9-7!
okay we’re going to speedrun
5:24 I just love how the music for the enemy ambush is the Game Over music.
It’s so good 💀
I died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣😂
"Can we get a real level"
The game just said no
@@marvin_production 💀
Perfect timing
About Roy's castle - the reason it is broken is because the level is programmed to loop indefinitely until you choose the right path. This behaviour is hardcoded and cannot be overwritten.
6-Castle might’ve been 2-Castle then. Cuz if they were gonna give you a level without the code, it would’ve been a shitshow
“Toad is Satan”
Who knew this would accidentally predict the levels they would get
Ren and Cyan were getting a bit too lucky, they needed it for the -adventures- toad houses that await them.
1:52
"Whats inside?"
"(1 second of haunted house theme)"
"What?"
"It's a box of (1 second of haunted house theme)."
"A box of (1 second of haunted house theme)? That's ridiculous. You can't put (1 second of haunted house theme) in a box."
1:54
"..."
(Checks box)
*(1 second of haunted house theme)*
5:22
Even the game itself wanted a real level so badly and got disappointed.
19:40
AND IT’S OUR MAN MAR-
…oh it’s Luigi
They very quickly turned off the fanfare when they saw Luigi
Starlow was in charge of the fan fair
Canon
She consistently DUNKED on Luigi in Bowser’s Inside Story.
XD
48:13
That reveal had me on the floor crying my eyes out
48:12 *Soldier TF2 laugh*
Schadenfreude ahh laugh
THIS IS CUPCAKE
2:39 congratulations! You have completed world 1-1. Now you have beat the game! 🎉
*proceeds to roll the credits*
Damn, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten without begging for likes 👍
Eat your hearts out speedrunners
1:44 that whole level deserves an Emmy award for the comedy category
11:27 bro is an boiling teapot
Game Last video: “World 2 castle is a softlock”
Game this video: “*T O A D H O U S E*”
“Can we get a real level”
*Game Over Music*
I assume that means no
13:33 wow! Even more perfect timing 😂
New Super Mario Bros Wii except most of the game is just Toad trying to sell his wares to the Mario brothers. It’s like one big advertisement with a bit of game sprinkled in.
And then at the end when it’s just Toad, leads me to believe that in the end the invasion was just orchestrated by Toad to get him to sell you guys more mushrooms and stars LOL
This video was brought to you by the Toad Market 😁
@ProjectPlumbo suspicious of what?
@ProjectPlumbo no I’m a different temmie sorry
5:22 was prob the best part LMAOO
“Can we get a REAL level?”
Game: “Unfortunately…”
They absolutely lost it lmao 🤣
"Can we get a real level please?"
the randomizer: _I'm gonna stop you right there_
the game literally said "womp womp"
41:14 It actually makes complete sense.
Bullet Bill literally sent you to your grave.
5:22 that was perfect timing for what you said 😂
5:22
😭
"Can we get an actual level?"
*Game Over Theme as a Road Rescue Level shows up*
womp womp
-NSMBU Shuffler
“Yo can we get a real level?”
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
46:17 "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOSE!!"
25:43
Nearly killed me with laughter.
31:43 if Bowser really took over the mushroom kingdom in the Mario movie
Bruh thats just world 8 in nsmb u
16:16 The SMBW version of a "womp womp".
15:35 WELCOME... to my little bonus area
19:40 HELLO AGAIN... to my other little bonus area
i recommend just disabling 2-Castle from being shuffled. the paths in that level are extremely hardcoded
37:33 and that isnt a seperate version that is actually just dependent on your red switch state on the file. you could put red blocks in any level and thats still how it would work
Ohhhh interesting!
Laughing Counter
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“The Iggy habitat. B)”
“Iggyland! :D”
25:43
This actually got quite a laugh out of me, it's just such a good edit lmao
Fantastic video, keep up the good work 👍
2:40 WE GOT THE CREDITS?!? (best laughter in the world)
19:40 the most dramatic music for an entrance... and it's luigi
48:08 toad now owns browser's castle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Book of Mario?
lo
What I learned from this video is that toad is the true main villain in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Also how did this get recommended to me?! I recognize Cyanize here!
IDK LMAO BUT I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT 😭
@@Noir-_-HeartIt doesn't matter now because I subscribed and I'm gonna stay to see more weirdness
Bro's hustling. Gotta respect the grind. Imagine the real estate price on Bowser's Castle!
5:37 the game was like womp womp you didn’t get a real level 😂
Can't believe toad was playing monopoly in the mushrooms kingdom
27:08 that’s also my favorite song the gender reveal
Randomized NSMBW seems so fun, hilarious video Noir
Hey novaMsm
Hats off to you Ren and Cyan. You guys successfully made me shit myself from laughter 😭😭😭
No they didn’t. You’re lying.
stop hating and accept it
lmao
This whole thing feels like a fever dream, and I'm here for it.
50:19 Greatest plot twist of all time.
This was legitimately funnier than any of the corruptions videos that other people do
34:43 that’s crazy cyan 💀
The hub
“Like how random are we really going with this?”
“Yrwk?. I already recorded a video of me playing this by myself. I got softlocked at the castle of world 2, because _none_ of the floor had collision.”
“ *huh ?* ”
5:22 was so so perfect timing, not a real level with the game over music 😂💀
39:22 is even funnier 😂
World 8 sucked though, Cyanize if you see this love you bro
Congrats! You beat the game without playing a single traditional level! Good job!
EDIT: Thanks for 100 likes!
How the hell did you keep it perfect at 100 likes
@@happyboy07685 I don't even know, LMAO.
5:23 game over theme 💀
Just found the channel like 2 days ago and now i'm addicted
Welcome
The fact that the game just outright responded at 5:21
The level shuffle makes the game much more unpredictable and surprising
Every demon Toad voice:
7:07 Heh! Here's a rare item! I'm sure it'll come in handy for the adventures that *cough*
7:25 Felling lucky? Step right through the door to win some items! Yes, it is i, Toad! I have returned from the depths of h3ll!
11:16 ay! Its my brother from h3ll!
22:46 Here's a chance to win some 1-Ups! Go through the door to play. See you on the other side, fellas!
The reason you're getting a bunch of toad stuff is because they're all considered different levels, with W1-9 having 6 different variants of red toad houses(from naturally spawning, or toad rescue/multiplayer and double timer digits), making 54 unique red toad house stages. Then there's 9 possible star toad houses for the 9 worlds, then the 1 up houses which have one layout per world, so there's another 9, and then the enemy courses with 14 different stages across W1-8. So you have 54+9+9+14=86 levels featuring Toad. Youre only pulling from a total of 172 main story stages(including all enemy courses, peach's castle, all main levels, all cannon, and all variants of toad houses, as well as credits) plus the 5 coin battle levels.
In other words, 48.5% of all levels are toad levels. And you'd have to play the red toad houses of all 9 worlds at least 6 times each to get all the variants.
I wasn’t expecting those numbers in the slightest 😭
@@Noir-_-Heart I mean, it does line up with what you've been getting with a lot of toad houses and enemy courses.
@@AlexanderScott66 very true
6:51 for some reason, Luigi being smaller than Mario made me burst into laughter 😂😂
2:40 WR moment
Kidnapping peach with a cake is such... well it fits the randomness of the challenge! Lol
Welcome to the mod WHERE WE FUCKING GAMBLE
LETS GO GAMBLING!!!
@@derpyface3602 “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it
@@derpyface3602Damn it, you beat me to it.
This is legitimately the most enjoyment ive gotten out of this game since 2011
7:47 I thought that was the music💀
I thought of the same thing as well 💀💀💀💀
Lol same
@yx4v What makes it sad?
tfw you get the worst level in the game on wolrd 1 💀
23:54 favourite moment 😂
Porcupuffer: “You shouldn’t pirate your fucking games!”
You guys' laugh are what made this video perfectly funny 😂
I agree, their laughter is so infectious 😂
True true
PLEASE randomize the textures too. I need to see it
Thats a great idea
It would be amazing if the textures AND levels were randomized, ignoring the soft-locking castle, soft-locking levels like Peaches castle and the credits, and *_Toad_* on the levels, so it would not only be impossible to see anything, but impossible to tell what level you were playing so prior knowledge of the game also wouldn't help
THE LAUGHS MAN THEY'RE JUST THE BEST OF THIS VIDEO
the friends we made along the way:
credits
roy world 2 final castle
toad house
toad house
toad house
toad house
toad house
toad house
toad house
toad house
19:45 was great lol
Gyaat
16:52 "Cuz we're the Mario brothers and bugged a game!"
Lmao
2 players is the only sane way to play a New! Mario game. God I wish my friends are as addicted to NSMBW as I am.
Also, 9-7 on a screaming 0.2x speed burning laptop sim is Hell.
Laughed so hard at this video oh my god. Made my math exam study 1000 times funnier! Thank you for making my day. Earned my sub :)
SMG4 REFERENCE 10:20
12:21
Idk if there’s more
GOATED REFERENCE!!
36:11 Mario really just said “F**k this s**t, I’m out.” 🤣🤣🤣
23:59 *The Revenge of Roy's Castle.*
*Hellish edition: **25:17* *One Last Round: **25:34* Who knew you'd end up in the SAME situation as last time, and also have it go wrong 3 SEPARATE TIMES? *Bonus: literal hell: **26:04*
31:43 basically New Super Mario Bros U world 8
Called it! I knew Bowsers Castle was going to be a Toadhouse, it was just too funny to not happen!
they took the castle over
5:23 perfect timing 25:43
I will always be surprised that the characters can die IN THE TITLE SCREEN
2:35 Same with the credits being considered a level and IT GOT YOU SOFTLOCKED IN IT
4:31 The voiceovers somehow got me the first time, I just didn't expect it
5:22 "Can we get a real level?"
Game over music plays as its a ambush level
6:46 THE AIRSHIP THEME CAME BACK
7:00 Nah the music in the toad house is something AND THEN AGAIN RIGHT AFTER IN A SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL LEVEL
7:44 I'm gonna be honest, that fnaf 2 ambience sound got me
10:17 Did not expect a smg4 reference
10:49 The music could not handle the p switch and somehow you guys got a checkpoint for a TOAD HOUSE and then the ambush WAS A TOAD HOUSE, MY MANS GOT A PORTABLE HOUSE
12:19 Blue fishey Boopkins is stuck in my mind now, same with the random Super mario logan reference which btw you said Joey which is my first name AND JOSEPH IS MY REAL NAME HUHHH
13:10 Ain't trying to be rude, but how did you get stuck on a mini sideways L
13:29 "Please be a level with collision" Flashback to the world 2 castle softlock
14:52 If you know, you know but if you don't I'm gonna let you have the "fun" in watching it
17:13 If you don't mind me asking, who is Famous youtuber Ludwig
18:34 oh this also happend in the other video
19:44 Luigi, I did not know you knew GYAT
21:47 That wormhole or whatever is like a nether portal, IT BROUGH YOU TO HELL
23:40 **Piracy is a bad crime**
24:42 There seems to be a change of plans
25:12 Hey remember last time? well it happens again, **NO FUCKING COLLISION**
26:02 oh god, what the fuck is this music drop, OH GOD ITS FUCKING HELL
29:15 Toad, why the fuck did you softlock us
31:02 "whats the first level?" **Peach's castle if it was nuked**
33:24 I don't know to explain, It just sounds
34:34 WHAT WITH THE MUSIC SYNC
36:57 the toad claimed the area
38:36 W PATRICK VOICE
40:39 AYO
44:06 I think Famous youtuber Ludwig got a new house
47:18 when the budget runs out
49:28 How about we go to brazil
50:13 time for the final level- **OH FOR FUCK SAKE**
and yes I constructed this while watching the video
i love when the levels are replaced with mushroom houses lol
1:54 ghost house theme and staff roll theme 💀
fr, everyone talkin about the credits at 2:40 but no one mentions that they got the credits MUSIC before they even played 1-1
2:24 bro has the fastest time in history 🤣💀
Game Start!
1-1 is credits
Peach's castle = Bowser's castle
BTW, the World 2 Castle is so hard-coded with it's path gimmick, it is impossible for it to work with any other level. If you try this challenge again, either use a pre-completed save file or go into the mod's files and physically place 2-Castle in 2-Castle's slot.
this video will still be watched 6 years from now, im calling that today
33:04 This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying 😂
"every mario game reserves the last level for being the best, so this level, it has to be the best one in the game"
*HERE'S A CHANCE TO WIN SOME 1-UPS intensifies*
Nows your chance to be a (1-UP WINNER)
10:24 FISHY BOOPKINS
14:20 Oh my goodness did that ever sound like Jack Black. Flawless impression.
Here are my favourites
21:15 - 21:20
34:42 - 34:46
41:50 - 41:55
50:12 - 50:22
I'm only 2 minutes in, but yall's laughter is infectious. Both of you have earned a sub. Keep it up 😊
Guys this was actually hilarious. Great to see some Mario Wii content on the platform. I'm definitely checking out the rest of the channel though. You got my Sub. :D
TYSM it means a lot 😭🖤
11:43 "yowshi :3"
WHY İS THAT SO CUTE THO-
1:58 teapot
12:20 that "shut the fuck up" had some of that Ishowspeed energy
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned my subscription!
What makes the Randomizer funnier than I originally thought is that it also takes the Level Data from the “Reward” Toad Houses (from either doing the Toad Rescue missions or completing the level with matching numbers) as well into consideration for the randomizer, meaning there’s almost as many Toad Houses as there are levels in the game because of this factor
I never laughed so hard on a video OMFG
15:36 IM DEAD
Brother you guys have convinced me that you guys have the best laughs ever
Dude, this video was so entertaining my dumbass attempted to like it twice (Great vid Noir keep on doing the wonderful work)
5:21
"Can we get a real level please?"
Game's equivalent of telling you hell no
I’d definitely like to see this hack’s style done in other Super Mario games.