Toyota's just that good. Doesn't even need physical contact. A trailer sees a Toyota and knows to follow so it doesn't piss the Toyota off. It knows that Toyota has run for a million miles, and by God it still has more than enough in it to find you no matter where you try to run.
Just rolled over 450k on my 4th gen 4Runner. She barely gets out of her own way and won’t tow worth a hoot, but she’s gonna run until Jesus comes back.
Toyotas dont ever do real work though.. every toyota tundra you see is a pavement princess. I have never seen a crackhead with a toyota squatted with 5000 pounds of scrap metal on the back like fords and chevys.. if toyota was as good as they claim why dont they make a heavy duty truck? Because it wouldnt hold up
@@TDBoas66 Well that depends are we talking a Ford guy with a 78 F250 that you put the motor in yourself and trusted, or one of those new Potato approved electric f150's that would run out of batterys before you got out of the driveway?
@@chris-mj3xxMost jokes are but that doesn’t mean we gotta laugh at em, especially when the basis of the joke is being cucked to a certain truck brand that all make shitty vehicles anyways lol.
The ram thing is accurate as hell 😂 they always fart, burp, constantly grunting so you’ll look at them and will just about run you off the road and act like you did something wrong to them
@@bradleylillard3656Nah, any blue collar worker or military guy doesn’t count cause half of them are fit for their age. My dad owned a 2nd gen for his construction work.
@@icewingthefox9423I mean SUVs are super popular. Most people I see zipping through parking lots at 30 mph are not truck/SUV drivers. You two are both buzzkills
Chevy guy- The lock wasn't down, the safety chains weren't attached, the lights weren't attached and the jack was still down. Yep, ALL hooked up and good to go😂🤣
Ford guy - the lock not down the wheel about to fall off the frame splitting in half the safety chain not hooked up the tail light broke the oil pan leaking the transmission slipping oh and the jack still down 😂
@@FabiSket Toyota made the most popular small pickup truck for mounted .50 caliber machine guns. The Toyota Hilux has been the go to for mobile machine gun fire in the third world for decades. Chevy ain’t got sh*t
Why is the Ram guy always portrayed as a fat drunk? I own a Ram, I'm not drunk, nor am I fat? Also, I always remember to put the pin in the receiver and keep my beer on ice in the cooler lol.....
This is funny.This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.And this is so very true, brother.And thank you so much for creating this video.Do more!!
@@briscoesjug1026buddy the Tacoma was built for the pnw. Bitch is rust proof. Holds its value. Has 370k on it and can still sell for 10g. You’re a smoker
@@briscoesjug1026 not the ones past the 4th gen 4runner era. ram cant figure out how to make rocker panels not disintegrate in a gentle breeze. chevy straight up sends their truck frames bare metal from the factory (no, wax isnt a coating, sorry.)
Did you notice that the truck that lost the hitch and is captioned “Ram guys” has a Chevy bowtie on the tailgate? I’ve never been a big Dodge / Ram fan, looks a lot nicer than the offerings from Ford and GM. The front fenders on the current Chevy Silverado 1500 and just plain ugly.
OMG, after the burp I looked down and saw that wrench I laughed so hard, and then I saw your comment and laughed harder. 😅. Today was a good day.... 😂😂👍👏👏
Or the rust lol (I say this while I drive an 01 and my dad drives a 2020) their beautiful trucks and I know the 01 is like the worst generation of them but holy shit does it have problems with rust
Not all of them. In Chicago, it's a very different demographic and they are constantly totaling or having their Chargers/Challengers repo'd. And the cars smell like cocoa butter and blunts. Was that last line too obvious?
@@TrayneTracksOP said Dodge product owners. By extension, Hellcat, Charger, Challenger owners fall into the group since those are Dodge vehicles. Randy just wanted an excuse to stereotype like every other chronically online keyboard warrior.
@@randylahey345sounds like an amazing smelling vehicle, I get it that you came home to some black man beefing down your wife but that's no excuse to be hateful towards an entire group of people
Yes because with a Hilux you barely ever need to fix it. Even if you do you won’t notice anything wrong until the mechanics tell you. Toyota makes some tough cars.
Does Toyota make diesels that run several million miles and tow over 30,000lbs on a daily basis? Solid my ass. It's real easy to say your truck is solid when you never actually use it for any real work lol.
Ford:
“Is the boat hooked up?”
“Fuck if I know.”
(Sends the 14 year old to check)
"Is it good?"
"Yeah I think so?"
*slides off hitch*
"You piece of shi-"
So true
About accurate 👍
Hell yeah
You say ford but never showed ford
Some dude in a toyota did this guy dirty at some point.🤣
Stole his girl
@@jiminysnicket86chevy broke down so she got home in a bent up T100 with 934k on the odometer
I like how you only mentioned him being done wrong by a Toyota, as if it's expected for everyone to just naturally hate on ram 😆
@@skunk_y barely broken in baby
he didn’t call back
Toyota's just that good. Doesn't even need physical contact. A trailer sees a Toyota and knows to follow so it doesn't piss the Toyota off. It knows that Toyota has run for a million miles, and by God it still has more than enough in it to find you no matter where you try to run.
Can't hide from a Toyota. You'll break before it does.
Just rolled over 450k on my 4th gen 4Runner. She barely gets out of her own way and won’t tow worth a hoot, but she’s gonna run until Jesus comes back.
Brother 🫡🫡🫡
Toyotas dont ever do real work though.. every toyota tundra you see is a pavement princess. I have never seen a crackhead with a toyota squatted with 5000 pounds of scrap metal on the back like fords and chevys.. if toyota was as good as they claim why dont they make a heavy duty truck? Because it wouldnt hold up
@@bigboy815sToyotas are used everywhere in Australia. There is a reason Toyota Hilux are one of the most sold cars over here. They go through hell.
“Holy shiet!” Had me dead
Chevy guy messed up. Lock wasn’t down.
Stole my thunder
Jack was also down
Ford guy would have never let that happen
@@TDBoas66 Well that depends are we talking a Ford guy with a 78 F250 that you put the motor in yourself and trusted, or one of those new Potato approved electric f150's that would run out of batterys before you got out of the driveway?
First thing I noticed
Truck owners try not to have deep seeded brand loyalty for 5 seconds (challenge impossible)
Ive had a Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Buick, Toyota, and Acura. I like them all. Theyre all good vehicles if you know how to take care of it properly.
it's a harmless joke
its just a joke dude.
@@ds-zd9qz Oooh! I didnt realize that. Thanks for clearing that up dude.
@@chris-mj3xxMost jokes are but that doesn’t mean we gotta laugh at em, especially when the basis of the joke is being cucked to a certain truck brand that all make shitty vehicles anyways lol.
That Dodge at the end:"Annnnd my diff is broken."
Damn engine fell out
If this was realistic the hitch would stay connected and the whole rear subframe would fall out. Source: I own a dodge
“Howly shiet!”
-Ram guy
@@dillzilla4454 Didn't take care of it did ya
The ram thing is accurate as hell 😂 they always fart, burp, constantly grunting so you’ll look at them and will just about run you off the road and act like you did something wrong to them
and always lookin like dumbo with their goofy ass tow mirrors
You say that like it's a bad thing
How does a truck brand describe how you act 😂. It’s literally just a truck
That ram *BELCH* was insane
I thought i was the only one who realized that 😂😂 followed by “you’re good to go”
Bro I burped at the same time as him😭
He was imitating a Cummins.
It was fantastic
So funny I’m laughing super hard 😂😂😂😂
That's the fittest dodge guy I've ever seen.
Well get ready cause I’m 6’6 and just under 200lbs, drive a 3rd gen dodge. But I’m prior military so do I even count? 😂
Did anyone else see that the truck was a Chevy on all of them
@@bradleylillard36566ft 230lbs
@@bradleylillard3656Nah, any blue collar worker or military guy doesn’t count cause half of them are fit for their age. My dad owned a 2nd gen for his construction work.
@@michaelhartzheim-ps9xlAre you restarted?
A perk of my childhood, recognizing the problem on all of these before it was shown. Thanks mom and dad
That RAM owner impression was the best. RAM 1500 owners are statistically proven to have more DUIs and domestic violence arrests.
You must work at a GM or Ford dealership lol I love my Ram. And I'm not one of those statistics lol
More like pick-up/SUV drivers in general. They are also more likely to turn a child into a road pancake.
Way to ruin it
@@icewingthefox9423I mean SUVs are super popular. Most people I see zipping through parking lots at 30 mph are not truck/SUV drivers. You two are both buzzkills
Hey the judge said i have to be drunk to drive a 3.7 V6 magnum. I got his approval.
Chevy guy- The lock wasn't down, the safety chains weren't attached, the lights weren't attached and the jack was still down. Yep, ALL hooked up and good to go😂🤣
Ford guy - the lock not down the wheel about to fall off the frame splitting in half the safety chain not hooked up the tail light broke the oil pan leaking the transmission slipping oh and the jack still down 😂
@@aaronpaugh3077that’s the intended joke baby
The glazing on chevy is wild , where’s fords corvette?
@@Kindeuce is that supposed to make sense? Ford fanboy
Makes sense for a Chevy guy to not remember stuff
Chevy: no tongue lock, no electrical
and no safety chains. Yup spot on 😂
But the Chevy guy kicked it. Obviously, the kick covers all that.
@@joemann7971 🧐
Lmao it’s a joke bud, sensitive huh😂
Yup typical Chevy idiots trying to seem smart 🤓 when obviously they are down a chromosome. 😆
@@joemann7971 yus that's how we all do it.. *points gun to ur head* "RIGHT?"
“You’re good to go! Oh holy shit!!” Lmao
As a dodge guy this is accurate, just we can't afford boats, we haul hay
True bro
How fuckn true
You don't have money because you have to buy new transmissions all the time
@@cookierus4878ok 4 year old
@@cookierus4878😂 that and injection pumps 😂
Toyota has men with 50 calibers casually bumping techno patrolling the streets of Mexico
Not just Toyota, them mfs diverse over there🤣
Nah more like chevys
I have a 50 cal antenna and a big ass stereo.. but I never get stuck
@@FabiSket
Toyota made the most popular small pickup truck for mounted .50 caliber machine guns. The Toyota Hilux has been the go to for mobile machine gun fire in the third world for decades. Chevy ain’t got sh*t
Lol 2015 chevy ltz :)
Bro flamin the only one without a check engine light
All three?
99% of truck owners in the US: “I never haul anything why do I even have this?”
Guarantee you drive a compact.
Toyota: I dont even have this. I already have a 50 cal mounted on the back.
😂😂 true
😂😂😂
At least they didn't take the bailout money, GM is just another branch of the government
"Ackhmed why do we have this? we already have dshk mounted in bed?"
Only if your in Afghanistan
The rams dudes “holy shit” had me😂
I'm kinda scared, because he actually became my ex for that part. 😂
Ford:
"All hooked up! Let's get this baby out!"
*Engine fails to start*
The engine is fine. It's the transmission that vomited all it's gears onto the ground.
Or with the E-150 Lightning. You drive one mile, almost, and the battery is dead.
You stupid?
@@dillzilla4454fuuuuck they STILL havent fixed em? My parents had a 2000 Taurus and the tranny on that blew more than a tranny in a gay bar!
They say 80% of fords are still on the road today.
They failed to say only 20% of them made it home
The "HOLY SHIT" got me dying
I watched this 20 times just to hear the ram guy say holy sheeit 😂😂😂😂
SAME
Shit is not holy😢
RUclips actually has a usable seekbar when paused, so you don't have to restart from the beginning.
😂😂😂
Yes!!!
That drunk wobble on the dodge guy is so accurate lol
As a ram owner i i i uh aww i forget
Naw your wrong my uncle owns the best dodge you can buy and he hauls overloads and he is never drunk a beer
Why is the Ram guy always portrayed as a fat drunk? I own a Ram, I'm not drunk, nor am I fat? Also, I always remember to put the pin in the receiver and keep my beer on ice in the cooler lol.....
@@billknight5578 I know right my uncle doesn't drink but he is just built big because he worked on a farm all his childhood
@snodyoutdoors4057 I, too, worked on a farm and work in construction. So I'm built pretty heavy duty too.
The fact that he pretended to be a Dodge ram guy and he said holy shit at the end😂😂😂😂😂
Toyota guys are the only ones who’s trucks will last them more than about 100,000 miles though 😂
My 07 Chevy is at 277,537.
@@logicplague Tacomas are barely broken in at 200k 😂
@@Adamantiis Good for them, not the point. They said a Toyota was the only one that would last more than 100k.
Laughs in 2nd gen Cummins
@@logicplague he still understood my point
The yotas are too busy being fitted with machine guns in the beds 💀
😂
Most use i get out of the hitch i have on my tacoma is taking my grandpa’s zero turn to the shop.
@@Dovah22😂😂😂
That's just the "Persian Warrior Trim"
what are tou talking about literally every single truck driver has a hitch on 24/7 regardless
Chevy Guy probably stole the Dodge guy's pin so that's why it didn't hold.
The Chevy guy with the unlocked trailer hitch and no chains tied to the truck 😂😂😂😂😂
to be fair, none of them had chains hooked up.
Your video content is garbage
He even had the stand down to 😭
@@giantfood1ram had both...
Still had the jack down too 😂
that burp came straight from the heart
I couldn't agree more! 🤣
Almost sound like a bear 😂😂
The ram guys “holy shiiet” is so accurate😂
Nah bro disrespected me at the end ☠️
The ram belch and “holy shit” got me rolling to the sun💀💀
This is funny.This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.And this is so very true, brother.And thank you so much for creating this video.Do more!!
The “RAMGUYS” 😭😭 I’m rolling mannn stop it, the way he dropped that damn tool and hauled “holy shit” with him
Yeah the holy shit was very actually very accurate
With that pillowbelly
🤣🤣🤣 that part got me to
that RAM GUYS part was highly incorrect
Ya I drive a Dodge Ram every day’s
As a Ram owner we don't hook the boat up, we drive the boat.
godfather's tundra pulled his boat just fine
Toyota guy will still be driving the same truck 300k miles later without having to rebuild the transmission
Ya , but they went through 5 clutch plates . Same cost .
It's easy when all you do with your truck is drive to work and the grocery store.
*Toyota frame would be rusted in half in several spots in 150k
There you go fixed it for you no need to thank me
@@briscoesjug1026buddy the Tacoma was built for the pnw. Bitch is rust proof. Holds its value. Has 370k on it and can still sell for 10g. You’re a smoker
@@briscoesjug1026 not the ones past the 4th gen 4runner era. ram cant figure out how to make rocker panels not disintegrate in a gentle breeze. chevy straight up sends their truck frames bare metal from the factory (no, wax isnt a coating, sorry.)
That burp made me laugh into factory reset!😂😂😂😂
You're not a man until you've towed something, remember that fellas
The Cameraman never dies, he just got a sudden rise.
”Hoely shieet” really touched my heart
Lol
As a Ram guy, this is accurate 👍 I usually carry a bigger wrench though...
Did you notice that the truck that lost the hitch and is captioned “Ram guys” has a Chevy bowtie on the tailgate? I’ve never been a big Dodge / Ram fan, looks a lot nicer than the offerings from Ford and GM. The front fenders on the current Chevy Silverado 1500 and just plain ugly.
@@jamesszalla4274 that's because it's a joke video and they're using the same truck, hope this helps
@@jamesszalla4274have you ever heard of a comedy skit
As a Ford guy who owns a Chevy Corvette and a Ford ranger, I get entertainment on the daily.😅
OMG, after the burp I looked down and saw that wrench I laughed so hard, and then I saw your comment and laughed harder. 😅. Today was a good day.... 😂😂👍👏👏
BRO THIS PERFECTLY EXPLAINS A RAM PERSON 😂😂 MY DAD IS A RAM DUDE 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
ford guys: Hold my bear. *grabs welding kit*
The delayed “Holy Shit” is what got me…
That dodge had too much power for the trailer that’s why it fell out 🗿
Till the transmission takes a shit
🗿
Of course🤣🤣
Or the rust lol (I say this while I drive an 01 and my dad drives a 2020) their beautiful trucks and I know the 01 is like the worst generation of them but holy shit does it have problems with rust
Nah the owners of dodges know nothing about vehicles and probably rusted to death
As a RAM owner, that physique is 100% accurate
It's funny when he does the doge guy 😂😂😂😂
When "Holy Shit" was actually reference to the 36" pipe wrench he was holding 🤣🤣🤣
Dont forget to burp 😂
The RAM guy is hilarious!!!
I enjoy how Dodge product owners always have big beer bellies, a loud burp, and shocked when things fail. Lol
And it’s so true! The guys I know that own a ram all drink heavy and have guts lol
Not all of them. In Chicago, it's a very different demographic and they are constantly totaling or having their Chargers/Challengers repo'd. And the cars smell like cocoa butter and blunts. Was that last line too obvious?
@@randylahey345 lol we are talking about ram trucks tho. I’m in Florida and every ram owner has a beer gut and at least 2 dui’s
@@TrayneTracksOP said Dodge product owners. By extension, Hellcat, Charger, Challenger owners fall into the group since those are Dodge vehicles. Randy just wanted an excuse to stereotype like every other chronically online keyboard warrior.
@@randylahey345sounds like an amazing smelling vehicle, I get it that you came home to some black man beefing down your wife but that's no excuse to be hateful towards an entire group of people
Not the enormous pipe wrench 💀
The fact that even the Chevy guy wasn’t hooked up properly 😂
Not gonna lie, that belch was impressive, haha.
2 miles down the road, the Chevy breaks down and watches the toyota drive by 😅
💪
damn right
I was looking for this. And my 06 tundy can haul a damn boat
I'd be surprised if the Chevy runs long enough to get out of the driveway
yes sir
The "Holy Shit"is what got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The burp was what got me it was just tooo fucking good
Dodge is litterally the best truck brand lmao😂😂😂
As someone who drives a Chevy, I can confirm it’s accurate. I still remember to lock the hitch down though 😂😂
Always gotta slap it twice and say "that aint goin nowhere"
Have too or else it won’t work.
Toyota guys: I never have fix anything
Chevy guys: my life is fixing this thing
Yes because with a Hilux you barely ever need to fix it. Even if you do you won’t notice anything wrong until the mechanics tell you.
Toyota makes some tough cars.
This is so true in my experience.
I actually disagree. I had to do so much work on my old tacoma but now I have a Silverado that seems to be much more capable and reliable
@@mageminx7551 then you clearly never seen a 1997 Toyota hilux
@@BigBackBuddy I had a 97 tacoma and that thing was nothing but a money pit
Ford guy: "Can't hook that up. My frame is rusted out."
Instructions unclear, my house is getting dragged down the highway
And chevy guys: playing dress up and making videos instead of driving their truck
It was pretty funny tbh
That's GMC guys
Found the ram driver right here guys
It was funny tho
You sure got him there lol
I drive a Toyota and can confirm my 50 is mounted in the bed and I’m also wearing a mask
RAM guy.. best impression of wild boar.
Nah my dad in his tundra be going 80 with a party barge on.😂
"All hooked up, lets go!"
Bold of him to assume that chevy will even go 😂
Modern chevys sure, but the older ones were built diffrent.
Bold of anyone to assume that Ford will stay toegther
@@Extracord for real built Ford tough my behind
Them chevys have an automatic neutral feature.
As a former Ram owner, you will not disrespect us like that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iove that
In translation it's Jupiter that
Fiat guy: "alright all hooked up let's go"
"Hey call tony, the engine is out again"
Ram: "Lockin pin? What he dog have to do with it?"
That Mountain Dew/busch light burp was on point.
Wtf drinks Busch and mt dew together
Serial killers
The ram accelerated too fast for the trailer and the 3/4" pin split in two. 😆
5/8 pin
😆
Guys who associate their manliness to their truck are really something else lmfao
Ford guy:
The trailer is all hooked up!
What trailer?
Atleast the Yota’s drivetrain is still solid tho 😂 no cylinder-turnoff lifters to fight with, and a solid tranny 💯
All hail Yota
Lmfao accurate
nah fr, Americans can't comprehend that Japanese mechanisms are just far superior
Does Toyota make diesels that run several million miles and tow over 30,000lbs on a daily basis? Solid my ass. It's real easy to say your truck is solid when you never actually use it for any real work lol.
@@MB.1111someone’s a bit mad huh
don't mess with anyone driving a dodge,he's already pissed off
Me 💀
And btw I’m not already pissed off
Those bitches are crazy 💀💀
I drive a Dodge and I sort of agree, especially if it’s blacked out. I’m definitely not that guy though, there are exceptions.
Yea because his tranny blew as soon as he tried to take off
idk why but the ram guy burping had me dead
The Chevy: oh shit, my gotdam transmission ain’t working
The Chevy was so accurate, they always forget the latch😂😂
And the chains and electrical
And the jack.
The ram one is literally my dad and older brother lmaooo
Same
I had a 2004 Tacoma and I abused it for 19 years off-road and it still runs fine with no problems
"How did this happen, I was only one 3 beers and a bit of coke!"
My Grandpa is the last one, God bless his soul 😂😂😂
At least the toyota guys truck will run without issues 😂
And last for 50 years 😂
@@Nisowyd My old '95 Hilux is going to be celebrating its 30th birthday in about a year, 29 more years to go!
Used Toyota tundras for 12 years doing land scape can pull more then people think and will last a hell of a lot longer
And still holds its value better than any other truck.
@@mericaneagles9277damn Toyota is no joke 😮
The burp had me dying
The fact my dad wants to get a toyota tacoma makes this funnier 💀💀
The funny thing is how every person he impersonated had something wrong with the trailer even the Chevy guy lol
Always need chains underneath Incase hitch fails
@@4realjacob637 what a rare sight. A comment from someone who actually knows what they're talking about
@@VD-zn1ed thanks, I stay well read and I don't even drive pickups.
its also funny all the other trucks have better transmission than the chevy
The Toyota didn’t
Y’all really do make your entire personality around your truck.
That “holy shit” got me
The Toyota Tacoma, being the most reliable military vehicle of all time
Hilux
You're thinking of the Toyota Hilux
@@Alpheamus both were used
Ones in USA are different. EPA wont allow us to have the diesel that other countries use.
@bradsmith5013 I'm not in the USA, I know the rules
As a Tundra owner that boat would already be on its way to the river
Towed by your friends chevy.
@@jacobkemp7050both on a flat bed towed by a Tundra.
@@uknowme1811the twin turbo v6 ain’t more reliable than a 5.3 or 6.2, the old I iforce v8 maybe but not the tt v6
@@edan7813 Ya you could be right. I have a 2010 Tundra with a 5.7 litre ..Its got shit mileage but can't kill that Lexus motor.
@@edan7813 lets be real, who talks about that engine?
As someone who deals with a ram driver, he looks EXACTLY like that
The accidents are scary but the reaction is oh so appropriate.
"holy sheeeit!"
💀
When you’re a Ram guy and actually know how to properly hook up a trailer in the simplest way possible!
Can i borrow your wrench
“My tRuCk iS mY pErsoNaliTY” 🤠
The Chevy guy, “truck won’t start”
That burp was epic. 😂!