Undercover Brother - Black Man's Kryptonite
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2009
- Watch out it's the black man's kryptonite....well maybe...idk. And GASP is it Mayonnaise 2?!?!? I own no rights to Undercover Brother. It belongs to NBC Universal. Theyy're the people who own it. i don't. They do. Not ME!!
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I don't care what anybody says, THIS MOVIE WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!
...'''YOU...GO...'''GirL...i/m...with...you...
somebody said it wasnt funny?
True
I swear. 🤣💀
I loved “Blackness confirmed. You got soul.”
Pretty sure Denise Richards is every man's kryptonite.
Asmodeus she's not that nice now.
Connor McCartney couple shots of tequila will make her decent -looking
@Scott Andrews I don't need liquid courage, I'll just think of Starship Troopers.
Not now. White women age like shit.
Asmodeus is that Carmen Ibáñez?
One of the most underrated movies ever,funny as hell
BLACK MANS TESTIMONY no lie funny as fuck
Agreed.
Hp flyer red laptop
It's a shame that "The Man" wasn't brought down. But that was the point of the movie. To keep fighting the good fight.
...'''right...you GOTTA JUST PICK UP A SIX PACK ALONG ...with those ...''HOT-WINGS-PEPPERONI-PIZZA-&-...'''ENJOY"""...
Whole time this is the prequel to Get Out lol
R3systems I just watched it last night and I thought of this movie
lmao omg! xD
True this way before get out was out there
Lol Get Out was awesome
Hahahaha
Dave chapelle as conspiracy brotha always kills me
The original posters and DVD covers didnt have chapelle on them........BUT after Chapelle show, they put him on all of them
" Perhaps we're all SOLD OUT " ... Had me rollin the way TONJA looked at Anton and said that ... This movie is too damn funny ...Eddie was perfect in the role
I think it was a double entendre, she also meant "We're all souled out" as in the store doesn't sell white people clothes like that.
The sound of that mayonnaise always cracks me up 😂
It makes me nauseous, and i like mayo!
@@knowwe same 😂
NBA players know this for a fact
White women who date NBA stars are living breathing lawsuits waiting for the right moment to sue the poor schmo for all he's got.
Christopher D Monceux sad as hell but true
It's not really sad when you think about it as both parties are using each other. The black NBA player is using the beautiful white woman for the best sex and the white woman is using him for his money. The black NBA player knows this deep down but he can't help himself. He therefore deserves all that he get's because he's materialistic.
True history shows it in the world tiger woods Kobe Bryan o.j Simpson
@Golden F. Lol tru
“No matter how difficult, how dangerous, how good it might have felt!”😂😂😂
Isaic02 Like having sex with white girls?
Dude got mad af when she said that
That shit had me dying lmaooooo
Attention. Angry black man at Khakis.
Damn it woman would you just back off
Tanja's acting in this scene is pure gold Pay attention to the subtle changes in her facial expressions . brilliant.
Probably hit home for her bruh. It's funny but it's real.
"Sometimes when you go undercover you do things you wouldn't normally do. No matter how difficult, how dangerous, how good it might have felt..." 😂
Lol his face. I dont know why Eddie is not in more movies. Hes funny as hell
Perhaps we’re all SOLD OUT......😂😂😂
🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 that’s some savage shade 🤣
So underrated and hysterical. Denise Richards had every man or almost every man giving her a second look.
This movie was woke before woke was a thing xD
When she said, "would you like to be my friend," she almost got me. That's strong kryptonite. Luckily I have my own lead case at home.
Eddie was amazing on this movie. His talk and walk. His facial expression and everything lol. I cried with laughter like hell despite the scare of Corona virus !
I love how when it came across the loud speaker " attention, angry black man in khakis. " the security guard walked by all slow. Lol
The look on Tonja's face when she is called " Ton-JA." The eye blinking. Perfect!
"Penelope Snow"......lol of course
jackson...of course
An aristocrat Salty lol
chris correa snow bunny
She must of been a northern bastard.
I just KNEW her name was "Jennifer"...
Man the accuracy of this movie is wild ASF!
the mayonnaise part ☠️
before there was Kate Upton, we had Denise Richards, who can actually act, a little bit.
seededsoul kate upton? Is kate upton "THE white girl" now?
Kate Upton is a flash on the pan. Denise had very little to no range as an actor but she has a really soft fem voice that is complemented by her beauty. Her roles are all the same and she's the sweet nice girl next door if the girl next door was the hottest girl on earth. She's near perfect.
Who is kate upton?
Cameron Diaz
And has hips. Kate Upton bro? Really?
The actress who played Tanja is really good. You don't even realize how inane her dialogue is.
To be honest after Wild things she was everyone's Kryptonite.
SMP2390 That's exactly what I was thinking too, rofl.
...Oh...that...was...HER...other...HOT...Movie...i...need to Get...that...One...too...
Giggity!
That sound the mayonnaise makes, really sounds gross!
FireKidSFFD I think it suppose to be mayonnaise mixed with something else nasty.
FireKidSFFD lol...i know right
Yeah no way I'd take a bottle of that shit.
...sounded Like ...that ...pussy ...When ...i stuck my ...Dick ...in ..it ...
I like a little mayo on bread but that amount was lethal
had him eating mayonnaise..lmao
I love you Denise
everyone uses Mayo, who eats a dry-ass sandwich? and he took a bite out of what looked like a tuna salad sandwich.
Donkey Bellerin, not on the following sandwiches, you cannot skimp on the Mayo:
Bologna sandwich
Tuna salad spread sandwich
Chicken salad spread sandwich
Chicken sandwich
Turkey sandwich
Burger King Whopper
Its true. They really eat mayo sandwhiches
I fucking hate mayo much prefer pesto or honey mustard instead.
Frederic Pierce CTG brought me here
When Denise fliped her real hair at the end....goosebumps and laughter ....i need to rewatch this flick...lol
"Damn it, woman, would you just BACK OFF?!!"
(Attention, angry black man in khakis...) LOL. And I loved the look on Sista girl's face when at 3:41. It was like "Who the hell do you think you talkin to?"
Love the salesgirl's reaction when the woman says "Ton-JA".
...yeahhh...salesGiRL...i wanted ...HER...too...
The OG "Get Out"
They need to make a sequel!
been thinkin that for years
facts
Is this era of the sensitive retarded left, this would get called racist in a flash.
Ezekeel_13 Yeah, I don't think anyone on the left has the right to complain about anyone "playing victim." Also, white people are the victims of racism. Everyone can be. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.
Both sides play the raciest card way too often and both are uptight about the smallest of things.
All these years and this is still hillarious af lol
When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get "Black Man's Kryptonite", but at this point (1:40) I said "oh no" and got it. I'm surprised this movie never got a sequel.
It did
Attention angry black man in khakis
That little eyebrow lift at the end, oh my GOD!
Black Sista: What Are You Doin With That Girl
Undercover Brotha: What Girl
Black Sista: That Girl
Undercover Brotha: Oh The White Woman
Comedy 😂😂😂
Future King
Wow, it's almost as if that was in the clip. Way to restate what people are watching, and adding gay emoji's.
Fuck You stfu whiteboy
Bothered enough to respond, you failed abortion. People like you are the reason minority sterilization programs re-started. Number one customer of Planned Parenthood are black women, that's no accident, that's the Lord's work.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool dumb and dumber talking aout race
“Dammit woman would you just back off!” Lmfao
Undercover brother was a gem and it had a lot of golden scenes this was one of them lol
“He had sex...WITH A WHITE GIRL!?!?”
“WAS IT EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF!?!”
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot she had pink nipples didn't she
Carpet matches the drapes?
LMFAOOO
Bra i wanna no too
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot yes
3:27 "I'm Under-COVER"....hahaha
Brilliant!!
Still hilarious. Eddie Griffin's finest two hours.
Denise Richards facial expressions are absolutely perfect.
Especially when she looks back at Tonja when she's walking away like "Hmmph, ibtch" was perfect!!
3:38 "Damn it, woman. Would you just back off?!"
LMFAO!!!
A beautiful woman is generally every mans kryptonite
Howard King but its a white women
why if he's gy.
...WHAT''s...this...''KRYTONiTE-...shit...its...''WHAT...BROUGHT...'''SUPERMAN-'''...down...so...its...a...Killer...A...Damn...poison...stop...saying...that...shit...''''
Women in general are every man's kryptonite lol But Undercover Brother is funny as all hell!
That fucking mayonnaise sandwich.
CinnaBear21 so much fucking mayo.
look like a tuna sandwich.
CinnaBear21 my roomate is white he was eating mayo sandwiches for the last several days. I kid you not. I thought it was just a joke. It's real.
i stood behind someone at subway and i told my sister he was going to choose only mayo, and he fucking did XD
Black mans kryptonite? You mean, any mans kryptonite. Even Elton John would be trying to smash that.
Elthenar White women
...ELTON-JOHN-""S...GaY...and ...Hitting ...Liberace...Perry-como ...maybe ...Little...Richard...'''
...Now...that''s...A...Good...'''One...!!!...???...
Elthenar 😂🤣😭
I don’t think u understand the premise of this movie or you’re just a sourpuss
3:40 "Attention angry black man in khakis"
If this is not the truest black stereotype ever 😂
SSJ Flash
Lmfao. I am a black guy, 24, and this shit is true
+Jay Chapel yes
SSJ Flash everyone love them white bitches lmao
In fairness Denise Richards is any mans kyroronite
I can't lie, it's true
"do you have any dickies"
undercover brother's face!!!! LMAO
one of da funniest parts
I just realized , why are they serving sandwiches at a fancy restaurants?
$24.99 plus tip
@@streetguru9350 Working at a four-star restaurant, I concur.
Where you been? They been doing that... it's the slickest way to exploit $25 dollars out of a suckered customer who could have just made their own sandwich
@@apollosungod2819 thanks for that information now I know
James beard onion sandwich
"Perhaps we're ALL. SOLD. OUT..." 😂😂😂
I felt every emotion undercover brother went through in this scene...
This movie was so underrated a comedy, my brother showed it to me couple yrs ago, I laughed so hard. Wish they'd done a sequel. Great cast.
They did just with none of the original cast. It's such a shame.
"Attention! Angry black man in khakis"
As a black man the mayonnaise makes me uneasy
JamesParksandRecTV Ministries As a white man I feel the same.
Ebony and Ivory living together in perfect harmony🎶
@@JPTV24 as a white man, I never knew that Mayo was so major in our cuisine
Don't catch a rape case Anton!!!!
Her look back at then end...yea bitch i got yo man lol
She was also unbothered. Never sleep with the enemy or mix business with pleasure. The art of war most black men is gullible and the white woman takes advantage of that lol. And the black woman doesn't exactly want the white man. Sorry white she-devil. Since most black women are race loyal. And barely date outside.
And to this day them white girls is snagging them brothas
Denise Richards is ANY MAN'S Kryptonite...unless he's GAY....
What a well produced, directed and written movie. Excellent
Denise Richards ... mmmmmmm mmm
Dude looking like Stephen A Smith HAHAHAHAHHA
LiveLife 101 OMG I thought the exact same thing! Sounds nothing like him though. Lol
Such an underrated movie and just straight up funny!!
I need to get this on DVD
lol the mayo sound effects
"hello fellow person of color"
lmao XD
I'm sorry but "Kryptonite" For me is a Sista with big lips, big hips, soft eyes, and a pretty smile....Gets me every time.
Bob Jon your comment only garned 5 likes lool. Have you seen the top comments?
Great for you
damn it woman will just BACK OFF!!!! *attention angry black man* XD
4:19, that fucking face. I've never seen a more perfect and beautiful "Yeah bitch, he's mine now, what're you gonna do about it?" face I've ever seen.
3:38 DAMN IT, WOMAN! WOULD YOU JUST BACK OFF?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In real life that cashier wouldn't have wanted him anyway, but she still probably wouldn't have liked seeing him with the white girl though.
@John Smith
But it's fucking true
Look at any Black male celeb who is dating/married to a white girl
The angriest reactions usually come from Black women
The sound effect for the stirring of the little mayo jar is so hilariously brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly had no idea what the joke was supposed to be until they met that cashier😂😂
She is any man's kryptonite!
Love the look. I took yo man.
Yep. Devilish. Got him
Black man's kryptonite is books. Source: Chris Rock.
Bryan W Gary 😂😂👍👍. True
Bryan W Gary no according to Chris Rock books are kryptonite to a n-word get it right.
Bryan W Gary lies your probaky dumb but black men van do anything if they put there mind to it
Jon son what did I say
i though it was fried chicken
4:15 i wonder if this happens in real life 😂😂😂
Me too
I didn’t realize some of these jokes when I was a kid. Now I REALLY get them 😂😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this scene gets me everytime.
I never knew how serious this was until I got old enough to get it 🤣🤣 it was funny when your just a pre teen 😂🤣 but the shit at funny now thou 😩🤣smh I love Eddie ♥️
This is one of the most underrated comedies ever. Funny as shit.
ton-ja I be dead every time... idk why our names gotta be so difficult
As a black man...Well half, i cannot deny this krypptonite..
The look back is so cold, GOT EM!!!
They really couldn’t find a less wet less moist sound effect for that sandwich
The fucking mayonnaise sound lol
Undercover Brother finally taste some mayonnaise without the hot sauce. Detective KIDS got us again :)
I think that look she gave at the end is one of the reasons why black women hate seeing a black man with a white woman. I don't always notice it as a black man myself but every once in a while there is a liitle bit of rubbing it in black women's faces. Black man do it and white women do it.
Black women don't hate we simply don't care. Why would we hate on two people with the highest divorce rates? And your marriages and relationships never last long. Ask Becky when is she going to march and protest for black men when you fall, the victim, to police shootings and brutality sweetie. And injustice she's nowhere to be found then is she, Anton Jackson? Don't catch a rape case Anton Jackson remember she has more sex scandals than a fucking basketball league good luck sweetie lol. She's with my leftovers and black men I give birth to If anything that makes the white woman look desperate. Especially when I don't want her white man maybe she should pick her face up.
That hair swing to the side says "He is under my arm now what can you do?".
@Trae Jones if she is all you just said then what's the point of jealousy staring at Denise Richards with the dead broke guy under her arm? By the way; what unemployment are you talking about. Is what they are doing right there isn't it the employment. Why would he be broke and unemployed when he is the co-star of the movie you're just watching?
I didn't like mayOnnaise no mo after this gross juice sound when he bit into that wet sammich.
BRICKS You weren't supposed to. Scene was meant to re-iterate how gross Mayo is to blacks
@@xXFeralArtsXx ok, now I get the reference when Sgt Foley calls Zach “may-o-anise”. Because he was a white guy who only ate that great concoction
"Tanja" the way she said was funny as hell lmao
Love this movie one of my favorites
This movie was gold
This is why I can’t eat mayonnaise on a sandwich to this day
so that's how Kim got Kanye
Comedy Gold. This movie is underrated for sure
this is one of my all time favourite movies... funny as hell!!!
Denise Richards is Margot Robbie’s Mama😮😮😮😮😮👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
She's 6 sizes too small to be a black man's kryptonite.
The Spectacular Gonzo it's more of the brain twisting than anything else
bigkris entertainment wow!!! racist much aren't we??!"
Bullshit. Her ass is a bit too much like a pancake though
bigkris entertainment observational racism
its a joke... for a movie.... it has to have universal appeal. the fact is ANY white women from the trailer park is good enough for black men
This is literally my favorite movie
I don't know what this is. But it's God damn genius.