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The real mind trip is just to think that people used to pay $40 for games like this.
In The Bathroom!
Not to mention the inflation that's happened since then.
***** oh sure
Yeah, but video games were so magical and made you want to punch the news network with that bullshit with it messing with your mental state. 3d gaming from 2d then mmo's were introduced, these things just blew your fucking mind.
Devin Wakesfield You really wanna try to keep a nice supply of TP.
This game is not based on a Bruce Lee movie. It's actually based on Wheels on Meals, a Jackie Chan movie. The game was called Spartan X in Japan which is the Japanese name of Wheels on Meals. The license was dropped in international releases, but the characters are still called Thomas and Sylvia which were characters from the film.
I forgive them because that movie was just insanely forgettable.
'Least to me it was. The only thing I can recall is that Sammo Hung was in it (Maybe).
That's very interesting. I thought Kung Fu was it's own thing.
It intentionally had nothing to do with the movie so Irem could easily distribute the game outside of Japan, unlike other Japanese media adaptations in the mid 80s like the Fist of the North Star game for the Master System which made absolutely no sense to non-Japanese people. Players would never know the proper methods of defeating the bosses without knowing how the show went.
@thenameisquickman is has more to do with Game of Death than Wheels on Meals. Probably Jackie Chan’s like 3rd worst movie
"Oh man, what happened?"
"His head fell off!"
"His head...??"
"Yeah, he was pretty old..."
Love that line from Danny "OH GOD NO MIDGETS!!"
Not even one Kung-Pow; Enter the Fist reference.
For shame!
Hey its the fnaf troll palace guy :)
is you every gon make another one of them pokerman videos?
CHOOOOOSEEEEEEN ONE!!!
MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS!!!
as you may know i am a man of special needs. you will now receive the fist of fury. *cough cough* prepare the long rubber glove.
Eeny meeny miny mo, i wonder where my glove will go?
NOT THE BEES!!
-Nicholas Cage
Haven't seen you in a while...
Brandon Wise I've been a bit busy lately.
fruityyyyyy Oh well.
THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!
Damn there's alot of People With hentai avatars. Y'all are pervz.
This episode taught me a valuable lesson about fighting for the woman you love no matter what.
...
It also taught me that Arin and Danny don't know what bees are.
Lol killer moths
The game looks more like a twisted version of Game of Death, but it's actually supposedly based on the Jackie Chan movie, Wheels on Meals. Jackie's name is Thomas, where he has to save an heir to a royal Spanish family, Sylvia from Mr. X. Unfortunately, there are no tumbling midgets in the movie itself, but he does fight a somewhat shorter dood who kicks a lot of ass. Still, no giants bees or dragons :(
I will never get over how fast that timer moves.
Isn't the old man's laugh the same laugh that Ganondorf has in Zelda 2? Or at the very least, it sounds similar. xD
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. My first thought was Soda Popinski from Punch Out. But That was way later i think.
What if there was a legend of Link game, but Zelda had to save him?
Tomoki Sakurai
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda%27s_Adventure
@@gametimedna It's both.
It's a *One Off*!!! Guess they're bringing back all the good stuff.
What's wrong with Godzira? ;_;
Gojira is on vacation on Uranus.
KingOfTheStupids Nothing. But they're doing GG-VS and now the One-Offs. Good stuffs.
KingOfTheStupids She went back to his home planet because his people needed her.
Matt Michalak I see what you did there...
"God Damn it Tumblr."
-Danny Sexbang, 2014
Dark Magician uses Dark Magic Attack to destroy all spell and trap cards on the opponent's side of field.
Every Grump was Kung Fu fighting! That one-off was fast as lightning! In fact, I was on the floor crying! But they joked with expert timing!
They were funky Game Grumps men. From Funky Game Grumps town.
Holy shit. We haven't had a GameGrumps one-off in like forever.
Forever meaning about 2 months.
They do one off steam trains though
buny muffins
But Ross is in them *shudder*
2 months, *is* forever.
Time runs at 10000% speed on the Internet. Two months is essentially an eternity. =o
2401blue dont you mean 0.1 % if its 10000% 2 months 2 seconds
Dan yelling 'OH GOD NO, MIDGETS!' needs to be a soundbite for something.
sometimes i liek to paint my body brown any lay on my kitchen floor, pretending i am a potato that fell off the counter
your a vegetable
you've never done this you're a fucking liar..
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO CURL UP IN A BIG BAWL
AND PRETEND I'M A HUSH PUPPY.
Aflay DEREK!!!!!
Aflay holy shit I haven't thought about that in like years...
"you need to punch him"
"that's a solid point"
I need a ringtone of Dan yelling "OH GOD THE MIDGETS!"
13:20
Missed the " moms spaghetti" joke ....smh
*There's spaghetti on his getti-spaghetti.*
*_Spaghetti Spaghetti._*
Making the Wees neak. (If anyone gets this refrence, ill be suprised.(
He goes home where he blows his own daughter
"OH NO, MIDGETS!" -- Danny Sexbang, 2014
This is such an underrated episode. Danny is actually playing for once, guys
He played Both punch outs and mario bros 2, im sure theres more.
"STOP HUGGING ME little people!" I almost fell out of my chair. XD
11:49 "God dammit, tumblr!"
I feel you, Dan.
hes so good at martial arts games cos hes the toughest fucking ninja that you've ever seen
Fucking love when Danny's actually good at games, nothing bad to say here just sharing some luv
Ah, the good old days of Kung Fu... Wow...
This was the perfect opportunity for Danny's "Keeyop!!" xD
Thanks for the episode, Grumps~!
"GOD DAMNIT, TUMBLR"
Arin said "One punch man" 11:26
+Terjerber he also said "she took the car in the divorce"
Half life 3 confirmed
I’m glad there are people who still get exited about Enter The Dragon. I’m always afraid some of my friends would hate it cause it’s not like more recent kung fu movies, but in the end they seemed to enjoy it a lot like I do.
Mr X turns out to be Dr Wily again.
Wouldn't be that surprised, to be honest.
My scheme for world domination has faild!
I don't like the way Dan said "black" magician.
i hope you're joking
+Shannon Richnak it's a thing that dan says a lot
He shoud have said niga instead
the comments are all people making fun of people on tumblr and none of them are actual people from tumblr getting mad
icky vicky it's because the ones making fun of people that use tumblr are tumblr users we hate each other and ourselves and that hellsite in general yet still use it anyways
Kaze LMAOO... YOU RIGHT...
*Bruce Lee's filming schedule for Game of Death*
Day 1 - LAST 3 KICK ASS FIGHT SCENES INCL FINAL BOSS!!!
Then he dies before he can film anything else.
I will forever love him for this.
It did make the rest of the movie kind of awkward, though. It was all Tom Mason running around with his cape drawn over his face
i remember at my pediatrician, i used to love going there because they had this arcade machine. it had a shit load of NES games on it including Kung-Fu, Pro Wrestling, Metroid, Contra, etc.
i swear with Kung-Fu i never got past the first floor. but let me tell you how those visits to the doctor is what really got me into retro gaming. amazing what fun these older more obscure games can give you. *sigh* i miss being 7
For some reason now I want Thomas in Smash Bros.
his moveset would just be crouch kicking
For a moment I thought you meant Thomas the Tank Engine and I was like: "Oh my God that would be fucking amazing."
Zebra RT
Is not like Team Sora hasn't made a ton of characters out of nothing or almost nothing alredy.
You know like Captain Falcon, Fox, Zelda, Mr.Game and Watch, R.O.B. Duckhunt, WiiFit Trainer or the Mii's.
I agree, let's consult the smashbros God on it...YO SAKURAI! PUT THOMAS IN SMASH
Fireckrakermola true
awful amount of deja vu
You have a feeling you've seen this game before?
I know! What the fuck?
douglasold
Watch your language young man.
espurious
*cough* Karate Kid *cough*
*cough* karate kid 2 *cough*
Man, where's Dr. Bees when you need him? He could have easily solved their bee issue with MORE BEES!
"Tom Toms, adorable. And your name is Thomas, maybe they're just tiny versions of you? Isn't that existential?" Dan knows too much, alert the council.
Remember that one movie where that kid that was obsessed with Bruce Lee was then trained by Bruce Lee's ghost?
You think I am lying, but it is a real movie.
FrostGiant I know what movie you are talking about, but I am talking about a different movie, as crazy as that sounds.
FrostGiant I think the movie is called "No retreat, no surrender" but I might be wrong.
FrostGiant From what I remember it is quite silly. I think it also has a sequel that has nothing to do with the original.
FrostGiant Shits just crazy man.
FrostGiant that movie is no return no surrender
"God damnit Tumblr"
--Dan, 2014
15:12 "The Toe Crusher. That was old back when I was in kindergarten..."
"God damn it, Tumbler."
I bet this isn't the only time he said that.
"Goddamnit Tumblr" Not the first time people have said that.
Tenneson Lewis Someone is insecure about their sexuality.
Logan Malone l
And it certainly won't be the last.
Logan 134 I was hoping for a comment like yours
#goddamnthesetumblrs Whoa, watch out there Dan. You're just asking for a teenage girl to write pseudo-moral 10 paragraph post complaining about you!
Better listen to her dan, she is called Holo the wise wolf for a reason.
That was the first thing I thought of when he said that too. XD
It's easy to outrun a knife, but to outrun a knife thrown at you...
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THE FACT THAT YOU THINK TUMBLR IS JUST EMOTIONAL TEENAGE GIRLS! THAT IS SO UNBElLIEVABLY SEXIST AND MYSOGYNISTIC! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! AND ANOTHER THING!
Just kidding. :3
YOU GOD DAMNED CIS STRAIGHT MALES ARE ALL SEXIST DICKBAGS AND YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE!
(sarcasm)
"it helps anxiety" well, you know, Arin, Xanax does a little more than that depending on how you take it
i completely forgot this game existed. I used to play this all the time on my uncle's NES. Thanks for the nostalgia feels, Game Grumps!
Can I just get Dan saying "GOD DAMMIT, TUMBLR" as a sound byte? I need that in my life lmao.
*pushes up thick-framed nerd glasses* I think, considering this is kung-fu that it's infact counting up in Chinese, not Japanese.
Arin is learning Japanese. I'm pretty sure he can count at this point.
It's exactly the same either way.
It is made by a Japanese developer but It's based on a Jackie Chan movie or whatever, so that's why I would assume the setting is Chinese.
And yeah, the Japanese numbers are the same as Chinese numerals as they use the same Chinese characters so it's all the same.
I WAS JUST BEING PEDANTIC LET ME HAVE THIS.
Numbers are the same in Japanese and Chinese when written.
Listen up kids, Imma tell you a little tale here and it's gonna blow your god damned minds.
Here goes right? Right. So you're sitting at home, you got this new game, y'dig? You put it in the ol' NES and you start that shit up, you sit back on your chair or your sofa, whatever youse comfy in, word? Well to your shock, shit's in french. Damn you got a french game, but you don't speak french? Nah. okay whatever, looks fun gonna play it anyway 'cause you ain't got nothing to do, no homework or any bogus stuff like that.
Well you playing and shit andt then you see as you walking, there's numbers in the background. 1. 2. 3. Those English numbers? NAW THEY ARABIC NUMERALS (or hindu-Arabic or whatever, ain't important). BUT SHIT THEY FRENCH CAUSE ITS A FRENCH GAME. UN DEUX TROIS. Shit ain't one, two, three. Naw. It's french.
In that games universe, those numbers is french dawg! Speaking french you read that shit as un deux trois, y'hear me? yeah you hear me. Shit's french as fuck.
NOT THE BEES!!!! is it just me or have the game grumps incurred the wrath of bees lately?
_just your average wasp-themed superhero by day... but by the night he becomes _*_DOCTOR BEES!_*
"OH NO MIDGETS" is something I really, really wish was appropriate to put on a shirt.
So this game has tumblrs that flip out on you just because you are there. Strange how a game can predict something like that more than 30 years in the past.
Someone should make a mod of Kung-Fu but with Kill Bill characters.
Good lord, I can just imagine some Kill Bill quotes in scratchy, unintelligible NES format. It would be hilarious.
Alexx1083 "Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids."
gir3009
"You can beg better than that."
This is based on Wheels on Meals starring Jackie Chan, not Bruce Lee.
I don't know if anyone notices but the laugh (if you can even hear it) when the guy who throws bees and kills danny (around 6:29 and other spots) is the same laugh used by ganon in The legend of Zelda II: Link's adventure. The laugh is just sped up though a tiny bit.
I just noticed something.
What happened to the shout-outs?
This game wasn't sent. They own it.
Complete the game 50 times in a row, and you'll be | | | able to fight Sylvia
in the final battle.
www.gamefaqs.com/nes/587396-kung-fu/faqs/30551
Episode 50, here we come!!!
What now
Thanks for the info, man! This is kind of an old game, so I didn't realize new things were being discovered! And yesterday I learned that if you check under a truck in Pokémon Red, you'll get Mew! :D
2401blue that's a fake btw many youtubers checked it out and it was just a fire stone or a rare candy
All I could think about when Dan was kicking was
"Rob low.. Jab low.."
The game is not based off of Game of Death, it's based of a Jackie Chan Movie Wheels on Meals. Jackie's character is named Thomas and there's a female character in the movie named Sylvia.
I love watching them play all these games, but I mourn for Trauma Center and Dr. Hoffman's cranberries =(
It was sucked into the abyss...
CRANBERRIES!?
It's ahrd to eat cranberries with my hook hands, though I must try...
aceotaku but what about my dead child? Is there no one to mourn CRANBERRIES
No views, no comments, no likes, no dislikes?
I AM GOD!
No. There is only one true god.
*Mr Blobby*
KingOfTheStupids
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land
HELLO GOD HOW ARE YOU TODAY I AM GREAT THANKS SO WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE?
I need moar papermations
Dinomide reminded me of "MY-NAME-IS-PAC-MAN-I-EAT-DOTS-AND-FRUIT"
I used to play Black Belt... which was similar... but in Black Belt when you punch dudes they explode and it never got old
Whenever Dan talks about the tumbling guys, i always think of Jon's "I'm gonna crumble!" Saying xD
Kung Fu More Like KUNG EBOLA....God Im Edgey An Relevent
*Insert hate comment about Jon being better than Danny here.*
Barry is the best
Jon is better because Danny is not Jon and Jon isn't Danny therefor Jon is probably most likely to be a better comedian than Danny because Arin had chemistry 102 with him in 2005 whereas Danny only had Geography with Arin in 2003 so as it stands Jon is technically more powerful than Danny or Suzy combined. Ross is not needed because Jon is needed. Barry is lyfe-u waifu.
Finish Sonic 06
''Jump, kick-n-crouch'' is totally a rip off of ''Ýou gotta touch m real quick and go'' :P
*inserts random hate on Jon that changed after he left*
How fresh..
A stick, any martial artist's biggest weakness, swordsmen and lumberjacks do just fine against them though.
On a wim, I fast forwarded to 4:55 and I was automatically on the edge of my seat in tears laughing.
I've seen a hentai version of this game with... Tifa, I think? It was entertaining.
For.. Umm... Research?
DarkLordPikachu stopmotions ***** wish I could guys. It was Japanese(of course) and the name was in japanese too I think. I'm sure some googlefu could bring it up.
***** tifatanx2
E Weber Let the research begin!
E Weber yep that was it!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE KUNG-FU.
NO I DON'T SORRY :(
Boy did that escalate quickly
***** Translation: The.
CrazySeanDX
Because Deutsch.
Everybody loves kung fu fighting!!!
***** Even though it's a little bit frighting.
We asked for more GG VS. we got it. We asked for more One-offs. We got it. Oh you Grumps are so nice to your fans :)
"you remember having to look up on the Internet how to beat Kung Fu?"
Nigga I don't even think they had Nintendo Power in 1983. You might need to call the Nintendo Help Hotline.
Thanks, guys. Sylvia's doing well.
"No hugs from tiny people!"
I love these guys.
Can't help but laugh @ danny "OH GOD NO, MIDGETS!!!"
This was one of my most favorite games; used to play it so many times on my NES back in the late 80's. Now I gotta go back and play it XD Also, Danny's really freaken good at it.
*_"OH GOD NO, MIDGETS!!"_*
Dan could never say that today.
his shoes look like heels when he walks to the left, cant unsee!!!
It's actually based on the Jackie Chan and Samo Hung movie "Wheels on Meals"/"Spartan X". There are a lot of stuff that make it seem like "Game of Death". Some have suggested that it was based on "Game of Death" but couldn't get the license so the connected it with "Spartan X". It's actually called "Spartan X" in Japan.
Danny you have no idea how much I say, "Goddammit, tumbler!" on a daily basis.
Ever since Danny became Not So Grump you guys have played the greatest games from my childhood
I love how they are doing so many different games again :D
There is something charming about the way Thomas kicks, not sure if cute or not XDD its jist a woo! and a kick
Sylvia? Kung Fu?
"You, you are not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu creatures on the rampage, 2!"
6:00 I like how one of them says 'bees~'
"Why are you weirdly inexplicably the master of 8-bit karate games?"
Now I want to see Danny play Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
"Stop hugging me little people"- Dan 2014
Suddenly... EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING! I laughed so hard.
What?! No more Godzilla?! oh hey, kung fu.
I lost it when Danny brought out the Yiddish.
I guess Arin didn't notice the freaking dragons on the second floor.
Gotta love that two frame walk cycle lol
When I see fanart shipping Sans and the Onceler
@11:49
14:26 that knife guy is doing the Hamlet Monologue.
Okay, you won me over with the Kung Fu Fighting rendition, I should have seen it coming but I didn't.
I also saw the "Tumblr" joke coming a mile off...
Leviadragon you’re like the 90th person to say that, but it wasn’t an intentional joke. They’re called tumblers. Doesn’t mean he made a joke. He said “god dammit tumbler” not “god dammit tumblr”. Big difference. One is a website, one is an acrobatic, which he referenced several times
Dan: "We're takin' it back to 1983!"
Title screen: "©️ 1985"
...Um...
A deadly bee weapon.
Bees...my god...
I love how the grumps are releasing new Vs. episodes and One-Offs, it's been a while since they've done any! I'm really glad they went back to em while at the same time keeping at least one series going~
"STOP HUGGING ME, LITTLE PEOPLE" - Dan Avidan, 2014
The only thing I remember about this game was being so confused about everything...and dying at the midgets hands repeatedly. Glad to see that I wasn't missing much! lol
"bro i cant see turn on your high-bees" i died laughing