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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2014
  • CONAN Highlight: America's first case of Ebola is in the Lone Star state. Luckily the medical professionals there know just how to handle it.
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  • @samatomic1
    @samatomic1 9 лет назад +78

    I live in dallas and can confirm this is 100 percent accurate

    • @fizabasheer3552
      @fizabasheer3552 9 лет назад

      i live in tx too and Im staying away from all the sick children at my school. one of my friends has the same exact kf early enola 😯

    • @fizabasheer3552
      @fizabasheer3552 9 лет назад

      dallaas,tx

    • @KingGeorge7
      @KingGeorge7 9 лет назад

      Suburbs...maybe? Dallas is a very urbanized city.

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 9 лет назад

      We appreciate your honesty

    • @Shoofly1958
      @Shoofly1958 9 лет назад +1

      fiza basheer "exact kf early enola" ?? Yep, you're from Texas alright.

  • @Opticillusion160
    @Opticillusion160 9 лет назад +91

    Everyone who says "We're all gonna die OMG!" Needs to go to bed... Remember kids, Ebola broke out in a region in the world where people are also dying because of diarrhea and fevers... We have something neat called sanitation, medical professionals, and quarantine facilities. We'll be just fine, perks of the first world.

    • @breakfastenjoyer
      @breakfastenjoyer 9 лет назад +10

      I'm not sure you understand the nature of outbreaks.

    • @joebillage3578
      @joebillage3578 9 лет назад +2

      I know you want to feel safe, but that simply isn't the case 😣 even here in the us

    • @captoprill9513
      @captoprill9513 9 лет назад +5

      yeah we here in the US are really intelligent that is why we let the dude go home event hough he was showing symptoms of the disease...No one at the hospital bother to ask him if he had recently traveled anywhere...and now there are at least 20 other people who have been exposed....Can't fix stupidity!!

    • @73hd99w
      @73hd99w 9 лет назад +1

      you're right, don't worry 40% of the people survive it

    • @Opticillusion160
      @Opticillusion160 9 лет назад +2

      I've read a book on Ebola, "The Hot Zone", There are ways it can be prevented and controlled here.There are quarantine facilities and bio hazard protocols that doctors have, Saying we're gonna die is just sensationalism of the disease because there are prevention methods, I'll trust our doctors on this one.

  • @bleepnsheep2310
    @bleepnsheep2310 9 лет назад +75

    That weren't funny. A terrible stereo type of us Texans. Dang Conan otta eat lead for that one. Yeehaw!!

    • @KingGeorge7
      @KingGeorge7 9 лет назад +1

      exactly!, y'all northerners are meaner than an armadillo tied to the post of the Ft. Worth Rodeo doing the Texas Square Dance, YEEHAWW

    • @skfranks77
      @skfranks77 9 лет назад +8

      Yeah this is all sorts of hog wash& jibber jabber ! I'm a gettin'a rope , high noon tomorra y'all's goose is cooked.

    • @joega91090
      @joega91090 9 лет назад

      George Monsivais
      what the what

  • @macabre9484
    @macabre9484 9 лет назад +49

    I live in Texas so I can confirm that we all say "Y'all, yeehaw, howdy" ect... We also wear cowboy boots and hats everyday. Oh yeah and we also ride horses to work.

    • @joebillage3578
      @joebillage3578 9 лет назад +7

      You guys ride horses to work? The fuck? Why?

    • @mikerey6711
      @mikerey6711 9 лет назад +5

      Gus please.

    • @MrClearme
      @MrClearme 9 лет назад +3

      Yeehaw! bang bang bang!

    • @joebillage3578
      @joebillage3578 9 лет назад +1

      ***** OHH! Well it all makes perfect sense now! Yeehaw thanks partner!!

    • @butIforgotmypen...
      @butIforgotmypen... 9 лет назад

      *****
      This comment right here made my day. Made my day. Made my day. Made my....Hey! Who turned out the lights?

  • @hunter35474
    @hunter35474 9 лет назад +13

    As a Texan I object to this. REAL Texans would never have such appalling marksmanship!

  • @yognaughtswifter
    @yognaughtswifter 9 лет назад +2

    As a Texan, who lives 30 minutes away from Dallas, I will vouch this is how we solve all of our problems.

  • @Quarter360
    @Quarter360 9 лет назад +19

    my mom was ebola and she and I found this offencecive

    • @buggld
      @buggld 9 лет назад +3

      ... Lol, what?

    • @jeagerjeager9171
      @jeagerjeager9171 9 лет назад +1

      Are you fucking stupid or is that your moms name

    • @idrissbenjelloun5640
      @idrissbenjelloun5640 9 лет назад +2

      If you meant your mom has Ebola...... One advice for ya kid..... PACK YO SHIT AND LEAVE!!!!!!

  • @PiantaBroker
    @PiantaBroker 9 лет назад +17

    Man, been playing too much zombie-related games. Suddenly thinking ebola is just the beginning of a zombie outbreak.

    • @89fulrami
      @89fulrami 9 лет назад

      there was actually a case where two guys came back to life after dying from ebola

    • @xIPatchy
      @xIPatchy 9 лет назад +5

      ramtin tim It was a fake story to get attention, never happened.

    • @89fulrami
      @89fulrami 9 лет назад

      Patchy
      oh ok thanks

    • @89fulrami
      @89fulrami 9 лет назад

      ProperGanderSaul
      I'm gonna take a nap now

    • @earlofyarg
      @earlofyarg 9 лет назад

      ramtin tim They were actually only in a coma.

  • @RoboBoomStick
    @RoboBoomStick 9 лет назад +35

    We're all going to DIE!

    • @thetruthisepic9478
      @thetruthisepic9478 9 лет назад +1

      Wtf

    • @HigherPlanes
      @HigherPlanes 9 лет назад +16

      That's a fact.

    • @kingderP100
      @kingderP100 9 лет назад

      Dude chill the best doctors are on it the American way :3

    • @Ernan_Films
      @Ernan_Films 9 лет назад

      Yep that's actually true were all going to die

    • @macdee6040
      @macdee6040 9 лет назад

      You're right, we're all dying whether you're terminally ill or not.

  • @Helloder1627352
    @Helloder1627352 9 лет назад +6

    A 30 second ad for a 1 minute video. This fucking tyranny needs to stop.

    • @joebillage3578
      @joebillage3578 9 лет назад +1

      Hahaha tyranny

    • @Slider1207
      @Slider1207 9 лет назад

      You don't even know what "tyranny" means. Just shut the fuck up.

    • @Helloder1627352
      @Helloder1627352 9 лет назад

      Wow calm down Jericho it was a joke clearly you're not intelligent enough to see.

  • @owlser
    @owlser 9 лет назад +2

    i live in austin texas and i can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @xodius80
    @xodius80 9 лет назад +19

    why did you change the intro? WTF CONAN all these step backwards, the fucking intro was so chick.

    • @M0n0chr0me
      @M0n0chr0me 9 лет назад +4

      The intro was chick? What day and age do you think this is?

    • @xodius80
      @xodius80 9 лет назад

      Mᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ Mɪx it seems the age of angry monotone ppl xD

    • @M0n0chr0me
      @M0n0chr0me 9 лет назад

      Bobany That one sure hit home hard for you didn't it chief? How about no? Sound good?
      MiKE Maybe that's why my name is _Monochrome_ ;D

    • @M0n0chr0me
      @M0n0chr0me 9 лет назад

      Bobany You just called me a robot. That means I'll be able to do what I need to do when I need to do it just fine. You should probably be wishing that luck on yourself, bud. Just saying lol

    • @Bobany
      @Bobany 9 лет назад

      Mᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ Mᴇᴛʜᴏᴅ lol I love how you prove in every message how fking off you are haha

  • @serene9935
    @serene9935 9 лет назад +59

    why are they joking about ebola?

    • @serene9935
      @serene9935 9 лет назад +4

      ***** Americans are weird

    • @miggs1043
      @miggs1043 9 лет назад +6

      Yes we are my friend......yes we are ;)

    • @alexplode111
      @alexplode111 9 лет назад +10

      Why joke about anything?

    • @M0n0chr0me
      @M0n0chr0me 9 лет назад

      Because they're in California.

    • @wearblackclothes
      @wearblackclothes 9 лет назад +1

      Its a metaphor you potato with eyes

  • @aaronphx420
    @aaronphx420 9 лет назад +1

    Parody, thank you Conan, Andy you're hilarious.

  • @arrenlane5265
    @arrenlane5265 9 лет назад

    Oh god that was hilarious! I absolutely love conan! his sense of humor reminds me of a simpler time.

  • @moanalyssa6244
    @moanalyssa6244 9 лет назад

    I love you Conan

  • @TEXXASFMJ
    @TEXXASFMJ 9 лет назад

    From Houston, Texas. This is some funny shit.

  • @TitsMcWooty
    @TitsMcWooty 9 лет назад

    LOL I died at "SUCK IT EBOLA" *gunshot*

  • @RPena98
    @RPena98 9 лет назад +1

    Ironic how there's a Conan ad before the video

  • @jacobh8458
    @jacobh8458 9 лет назад

    I'm from Texas (born and raised), and I love every second of this video XD

  • @slang1984
    @slang1984 9 лет назад +2

    at least these guys were wearing protective gear.

  • @123rockstar2010
    @123rockstar2010 9 лет назад

    I don't know, but I laugh at conan even before he speaks. hahah

  • @PersianKevin
    @PersianKevin 9 лет назад +1

    the guy with the shotgun looked like he never handled a weapon in his life!

  • @henry411
    @henry411 9 лет назад

    This just came on :')

  • @VIIRise
    @VIIRise 9 лет назад

    As someone who lives in Texas I think this was freakin hilarious.
    I laughed so hard I stubbed my toe, but its ok because the laughter dulled the pain.

  • @whalegod1056
    @whalegod1056 9 лет назад

    I'm from Texas and i find this hilarious XD

  • @vondarkmoor1
    @vondarkmoor1 9 лет назад

    As a Texan, this is funny as hell!

  • @yeoltelly
    @yeoltelly 9 лет назад

    This was pretty darn funny.

  • @lostpopcorns
    @lostpopcorns 9 лет назад

    As much as I hate using stereotypes and making fun of serious diseases where people died from, this really took me by surprise. I was laughing my ass off lol.

  • @MidnightsDeluxe
    @MidnightsDeluxe 9 лет назад

    Quarantine Texas

  • @zigzigzig
    @zigzigzig 9 лет назад

    As a Texan, that kicked ass.

  • @TheIcefang
    @TheIcefang 9 лет назад

    where is the barbeque at?

  • @TexasBrown713
    @TexasBrown713 9 лет назад +6

    I don't know how to feel about this.

    • @jimmy31hendrix
      @jimmy31hendrix 9 лет назад +1

      Smile

    • @MadJustin7
      @MadJustin7 9 лет назад +12

      It's because the situation is so serious that people need to be able to laugh. A few tasteless jokes is preferable to blind panic.

  • @rehsa2194
    @rehsa2194 9 лет назад +1

    As a Texan and a medical student I found this kinda funny, I guess I can take a joke and Its exactly what I expected. However, people would be surprised to know that as a "state" Texas probably leads the nation in overall medical research and teaching hospitals only second to the northeast/east coast, as a whole "region". UT Southwestern is in Dallas, so I think its a pretty good place for something like this to pop up.Seriously, no where supports/funds medical education like Texas, that's for sure. One of the few Ebola research labs in the country is in TEXAS at a max security level four research lab at UTMB.

  • @psychosis5041
    @psychosis5041 9 лет назад

    That's exactly how I act here in Texas:/ take that Ebola! Lol yeehaw!

  • @Brando2004
    @Brando2004 9 лет назад

    Damn straight. Texas!

  • @DTC_95
    @DTC_95 9 лет назад +24

    As a Texan this is very offensive

    • @rosasimplex
      @rosasimplex 9 лет назад +84

      As a Texan this is very funny

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 9 лет назад

      Yeah, well a patient walked into the hospital and told the staff he was from liberia. So around 20 people could have gotten ebola from that man in the meantime.

    • @FunBox.
      @FunBox. 9 лет назад +7

      Lighten up, stop being a cry baby.

    • @Mikjaash
      @Mikjaash 9 лет назад +2

      Stop being so fucking offended and you'll have a much happier life...

    • @Mikjaash
      @Mikjaash 9 лет назад

      ***** Oh, fuck off.

  • @makotomikami
    @makotomikami 9 лет назад +10

    They should try this treatment with cancer xD

  • @woodenlock2215
    @woodenlock2215 9 лет назад

    I scroll down to look at the comments.
    Time to bust out the popcorn.

  • @thedoctor3372
    @thedoctor3372 9 лет назад

    HAHA! ...Hey wait a minute...I'm a Texas scientist...

  • @65637guy
    @65637guy 9 лет назад

    Watching this bit and eating was a bad idea, I've got some cheese stuck up my nose now.

  • @TheDmavs
    @TheDmavs 9 лет назад

    He forgot to include Chuck Norris 👊💪

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 9 лет назад +3

    Luckily for us all Texas isn't quit that bad.

  • @gangsterkitty418
    @gangsterkitty418 9 лет назад

    Hahahaha that's so hilarious!!!

  • @TheShulg
    @TheShulg 9 лет назад

    I love you Ebola-chan

  • @MrSlyfox420
    @MrSlyfox420 9 лет назад

    Born and raised Texan, and I approve this!

  • @BinkieMcFartnuggets
    @BinkieMcFartnuggets 9 лет назад +1

    Don't worry you can only get it through bodily fluids like sweat. Just avoid the gym at all costs that's all.

  • @handlesarestupid69
    @handlesarestupid69 9 лет назад

    Lol. When Conan took his show to Dallas for a week there were no shortages of jokes about stereotyping. I live in Dallas and even though none of this is true on a day-to-day basis, there are people who embrace that stereotype, just because it's fun and there's no other state like Texas. There are horse carriages in downtown though, those are hella fun.

  • @fizabasheer3552
    @fizabasheer3552 9 лет назад +5

    i live in dallas texas

    • @chedrick78
      @chedrick78 9 лет назад +16

      Run.

    • @karmaDS2
      @karmaDS2 9 лет назад +27

      chedrick78 naw man, he dead

    • @Mikjaash
      @Mikjaash 9 лет назад +1

      K

    • @chiboi666
      @chiboi666 9 лет назад +8

      So do lots of people, whats your point?

  • @kab4292
    @kab4292 9 лет назад +2

    Being from Dallas I find this in poor taste....not because of the stereotyping but because this is a scary thing. Too soon!

    • @joebillage3578
      @joebillage3578 9 лет назад +2

      You will be ok pal. I'm praying for you guys in Texas! From Los Angeles

  • @Mehiall1
    @Mehiall1 9 лет назад +1

    Ebola-chan!

  • @Xsider44
    @Xsider44 9 лет назад

    Featured on ifunny. Did not know Conan was the source.

  • @AyyBeeWuu
    @AyyBeeWuu 9 лет назад

    Suck to here it happen here in dallas. But this video makes it better

  • @taylorhendricks6724
    @taylorhendricks6724 9 лет назад

    Texas born, Texas proud. That was actually really funny though. Everyone please learn to take a joke

  • @FraterSoddi
    @FraterSoddi 9 лет назад +1

    What are the odds that Texas Presbyterian Hospital did a wallet biopsy and sent this guy home because of lack of insurance?

  • @deliabroussard3853
    @deliabroussard3853 9 лет назад +1

    Wow!! Why does everyone think Texas is all cowboys😂😂😂 it's not trust me..

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 9 лет назад

    Ive lived in Texas (Dallas ) and Tennessee my whole life , been called redneck , hillbilly , and every other dumbass thing. But as long as I'm not called late for supper , every things alright !!! :-P

  • @skfranks77
    @skfranks77 9 лет назад

    I'm worried about this though. We have flu and cold season around the corner and a different set of viruses here than in Africa. All we is the now mutated airborne strain of Ebola to mutate with a more communicable h1n1 , flu,etc. And we are going to be in a bad way.
    P.S. Greetings from Texas , y'all !!

  • @ISATGDuh
    @ISATGDuh 9 лет назад +2

    Too soon?

  • @muiscnight
    @muiscnight 9 лет назад +1

    Im a Texan in Dallas this is not far from the truth a lot of discount cowboys here!

  • @Gryff00
    @Gryff00 9 лет назад

    As a Texan, I find this to be hilarious. Learn to take a joke, y'all.

  • @christophertong4335
    @christophertong4335 9 лет назад

    As a Texan, I find this hilarious. Other states can hate all they want, they're just jealous we're up the in the economy compared to other states.

  • @LukasSmit
    @LukasSmit 9 лет назад

    looks very effective

  • @FraterSoddi
    @FraterSoddi 9 лет назад

    When it's 10:30 PM in New York, it's the 12th century in Texas. And those Texans got what they wanted - the Ebola Patient is dead now through the wonders of Texas medical care.

  • @chadreffner8436
    @chadreffner8436 9 лет назад

    Thats funnie Ebola cowboy killers

  • @BlimpMcGee
    @BlimpMcGee 9 лет назад +1

    I'm from offensive and I find this Texas

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 9 лет назад

    DAMN STRAIGHT!

  • @lannadelarosa
    @lannadelarosa 9 лет назад

    I'm a Texan and I approve this message.

  • @shinypinecone
    @shinypinecone 9 лет назад +1

    I'm offensive, and I find this Texan.

  • @user-qf9xy8zd9y
    @user-qf9xy8zd9y 9 лет назад

    Mabey u should visit Texas and see what it's like before you even decide to make fun of it.

  • @DFJW45
    @DFJW45 9 лет назад +1

    I hate when people are stareotypical about Texas! Like, do you'll even know what dallas is like?! And no, we don't all have revolvers, and horses, and a field.

  • @dukenudibranch6414
    @dukenudibranch6414 9 лет назад

    Ebola! Don't mess with Texas. YeHAW!

  • @1776alltheway
    @1776alltheway 9 лет назад +1

    tex u got this

  • @NewMexicoJoe505
    @NewMexicoJoe505 9 лет назад

    I love it when Texans get butthurt. At least people know your state is a state.

  • @iimelaniie2673
    @iimelaniie2673 9 лет назад

    I'm fuck up I live in Dallas tax im so fuck up and right now I here ambulance policies and all that shit

  • @JacksInn
    @JacksInn 9 лет назад

    As an offender this is very Texan.

  • @howardduck9069
    @howardduck9069 9 лет назад

    and that is how you fight deadly virus...

  • @JohnDoe-tf5my
    @JohnDoe-tf5my 9 лет назад

    As a beaker full of Ebola I find this very offensive.

  • @Usmodlover
    @Usmodlover 9 лет назад +1

    since when do scientists treat Ebola? :O

    • @M0n0chr0me
      @M0n0chr0me 9 лет назад +17

      Doctors don't make medicine, scientists do.

    • @thedoctor3372
      @thedoctor3372 9 лет назад +2

      Who do you think researches cures? Medical doctors? lol

    • @Mr.FastZombie
      @Mr.FastZombie 9 лет назад +2

      Long time. We can treat it but not prevent it.

    • @Usmodlover
      @Usmodlover 9 лет назад

      Mᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ Mɪx no i was referring to what he said in the video, something like "scientists in Texas are treating ebola" scientists figure it out, doctors and nurses implement it

  • @thegreyhorn1564
    @thegreyhorn1564 9 лет назад

    I think this is too soon

  • @vikramradhakrishnan9530
    @vikramradhakrishnan9530 9 лет назад

    It has begun...

  • @MintYoongi309
    @MintYoongi309 9 лет назад

    I'm Texan this is funny...:)

  • @matthewoconnor5975
    @matthewoconnor5975 9 лет назад

    Well, we're fucked.

  • @soraya3333
    @soraya3333 9 лет назад

    I am a Texan and that was very offensive

  • @henriflamemusic
    @henriflamemusic 9 лет назад

    That s the proper way to eliminate ebola virus! :)

  • @lobtyu
    @lobtyu 9 лет назад

    Herp derp. It's ok to make China and Africa jokes, but once the jokes target somewhere I'm from, it's completely off limits!!
    yeehaw time to water my pigs with my shiny new tractor hat yippy dee doo da got corn stuck in my hoo haw

  • @flyacow
    @flyacow 9 лет назад

    Why is Texas so bizarre

  • @krisisvp
    @krisisvp 9 лет назад

    Texan Ebola probably owns a gun too so...

  • @orangeeye13
    @orangeeye13 9 лет назад

    Perhaps I am the most closest person to tehas man? And that man szeezed on your cash register?

  • @RazzleDazzle23
    @RazzleDazzle23 9 лет назад

    actually this is USA's approach to everything

  • @Ramirosmask
    @Ramirosmask 9 лет назад

    Ebola's not joke...come on please!!!

  • @jackwise9431
    @jackwise9431 9 лет назад

    I live I tx ohhhh noooo

  • @JacobNorwood1
    @JacobNorwood1 9 лет назад

    As a Texas this is funny as hell. People are so uptight about a comedy sketch. Plus it's quite accurate. Just had a mole removed with a 38. Plus if your offended by this Texas deserves to get made fun of. A state that elected two of the worse congressman. Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert.

  • @thedave1428
    @thedave1428 9 лет назад +1

    Dude my school lake highland highschool in dallas i right near an elementary were they found kids with ebola and no my school district is having doctors teach nurses on how to handle a student if they have it hopefully this doesn't spread but may be IT'S ALREADY BEGUN!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN JK but foreal im not lying

    • @thedave1428
      @thedave1428 9 лет назад

      I meant and now my school district....

  • @MrClearme
    @MrClearme 9 лет назад

    As you know Conan became the Texas deputy and he can joke like he wants. So watch yourself, haters! Yeehaw!

  • @sonnycrockett9900
    @sonnycrockett9900 9 лет назад

    if they think they can just keep putting up these one minute long videos ten times a day and expect I will continue to watch them and then be prompted to think "wow i got a taste now i will watch the show on tv!" they are dead wrong. these are a waste of time just like 90% of the guests he has on his show.

  • @lachupacabra1971
    @lachupacabra1971 9 лет назад

    That ther was good old shoot out... look like them ther Texans don killed it. Yeee Haw !!! Dog gon Ebolie didn't have a Chance..
    Love ya Texas!!!!

  • @AtheistExpert
    @AtheistExpert 9 лет назад

    haha take that texas

  • @sublimeade
    @sublimeade 9 лет назад

    Dont mess with Texas

  • @BasketofLotion
    @BasketofLotion 9 лет назад +1

    How did they do those shooting effects obviously they weren't firing real guns

    • @BasketofLotion
      @BasketofLotion 9 лет назад

      6laderunner yeah but blanks don't fire anything and the beakers they shot at still shattered.

    • @Nipponing
      @Nipponing 9 лет назад

      *facepalm* OMG...

    • @KururuguyBlogspot
      @KururuguyBlogspot 9 лет назад

      if you look at it frame by frame, you notice that even though one guy was only shooting one gun, 3 beakers exploded...