I haven’t gotten caught up on the deluxe lore recently. Is ‘dash’ a new person or is it them just calling pikmen 4 a different name as a bit.(he sounds a lot like pikmen 4))
I love listening to jo and altrive talk about stuff for forty minutes with the limited input from Jacob being in between games and a FUCK every once in a while
27:45 I think that zelda was playing with the DK Bongos. When you use them you can press A and B, but you can't use directional inputs, and she was only using natural B, neutral air, and jab.
In case anyone was curious about Hello Kitty/Aggretsuko, Aggretsuko is based on HK's style but features a more mature theme about office work and living as a female in Japan. I'm pretty sure it originally was just another Hello Kitty mascot once that later branched off to be its own thing.
More specifically, sanrio makes a bunch of characters. That is literally their business, and those are just the most high profile. Badtz maru and kuroppi are others. There also a bunch of sanrio things in animal crossing. And 6 villagers.
Hi Jacob, Jo and Dash i just wanna say thank you real quick ive been extrememly depressed recently and this channel cheers me up so much. school is hard, i can barely go. my cat, who lived with me her whole life, died a week ago and it's very hard to cope. this channel helps a lot, though. i know you probably wont read this, but just in case you happen to, thank you so so much.
@@darkaura7777 holy fucking shit Jacob my dude I'm so happy to know you weren't deded, genuinely one of the coolest people on any platform. Jesus christ.
Thank GOD you don’t hate sun and moon. I genuinely had a great time with that game. And I totally agree with the whole story driven Pokémon thing. I wish we could get cool villains again.
I think the reason Nintendo's so slow to put out Metroid games is because the series is actually much less popular in Japan than in the west. It puts them into a weird position where they're like "ok, we need to outsource this because we're apparently, culturally, fundamentally out of touch with the reasons why people like this franchise. However, it's also one of our big name franchises so we can't just license it out to whoever and hope for the best."
Sometimes I just listen to these for the comedy and then the things happening on screen that I’m not watching feel like an inside joke that I laugh to without knowing.
I was watching this video on my Switch, and about a minute in the the RUclips app crashed. I sat at the crash screen for about 30 seconds thinking it was some kind of bit.
These thumbnails go hard I gotta say like they're super high quality for a series that's just Jacob destroying middle schoolers online while Jo and Altrive talk about whatever they want to
It's unbelievable that they added Altrive to Smash Ultimate, or was it Joker that they added? No wait, I think it's Altrive. Right? Or am I mistaken and it's actually Joker? I literally can't tell them apart. Kinda odd Joker isn't bald tho. It seems unrealistic (bald people do that persona thing whenever they take off their mask) and untrue to it's source material but beyond that, damn hard to tell them apart.
Literally at 16:14 I was thinking of commenting “Fun fact did you know that Kat and Ana together make Katana” and Alpharad out of nowhere just brings it up. Crazy world we live in
What joe says about Pokémon is exactly why I loved fourth gen. Yeah, they still followed the same BS ‘be the best’ story, but then they also had things like the Pokémon beauty competition, and a rival who flat out says ‘being the best just for the sake of being the best isn’t enough’
I'd love to see a Pokemon game where you play as a Gym Leader that's been assigned to a town that's gone to shit and the main story is about you helping the town get back on it's feet. Could even have multiplayer that lets people post their Gyms online for others to fight.
I just wanna say smoking out the window by Bruno Mars came on as a COMMERCIAL and I watched all 3 minutes of it. Tbh about the same level of entertainment keep it up, btw it happened during the joker killing min min at 15:00
I agree with jacob about sun and moon, actually my second favorite pokemon game for the setting and story (unova number one because plasma and N), but it sacrifices replayability by making it so drawn out at the start and end.
Bro my friend was speedrunning S/M, he was on pace for a personal record, and then his little cousin visited. And he opened goddamn Festival Plaza. And he still hasn’t gotten over it lmao
I personally like the system of putting people who disconnect a lot on a separate server where they can only play eachother, basically shadowbanning them
@@internetguy7319 good for them? I'm saying if it happens a lot, like to the point where it's obviously happening on purpose or to the point where you shouldn't have even been playing online for this long on such a bad connection
This joke is definitely too soon, but maybe Jacob's robber was just trying to show him his Joker idle animation impression. Glad you're okay Jacob and hope you're not too traumatized ❤
Jacob: "I dont think people are here for the gameplay anymore"
Me, with my phone facing down listening to the bald podcast at work...
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@ТоmmyGaming 🅥 Ha ha true facts!!!!!!!!! What a real and legitimate youtube link!!!!!
@ТоmmyGaming 🅥 miss
@ТоmmyGaming 🅥 miss
@@ThatMilesGuy hit
This is the closest we're getting to them continuing persona 5 royal lol
☹️
Good
True
"Lady Ann, Spare Cookie?"
Morgana.
They finished it just haven't uploaded it
Jacob: "have y'all heard of kat and ana??"
Jo: "fuck Danganronpa"
Dash: "welcome to the bald podcast"
But they all agree that they hate josh
I haven’t gotten caught up on the deluxe lore recently. Is ‘dash’ a new person or is it them just calling pikmen 4 a different name as a bit.(he sounds a lot like pikmen 4))
@@Seli_Petra Dash is Pikmin 4/Altrive’s name.
@@caseyp5861 Also known as Dakhota
@@caseyp5861 Thank you. I know how this channel is with bits and thought as much, but had to make sure.
My favorite genre of comedy is jacob saying "we're almost done" and seeing the video isn't even halfway done
I wish I was as cool as Altrive. He looks like Joker from Persona 5. That’s so cool
So true!! We should check him live at twitch.tv/altrive
Same
we all look like joker from persona 5
He’s so cool.
He doesn’t like deltarune which is kinda cringe but he likes fortnite which is pretty based.
It cannot be a bald podcast episode without bringing Jawsh to the conversation
Welcome to the Bald Podcast
,and it if daddy DS dodgedzf d6xd666df
2:35 That whole match was just Alpharad winning because he knows how to tech
Wait, timestamp 5 seconds back, I can tech that.
16:14 the pure salt on Jacob because of Kat and Ana fucking killed me
"Whimsicott YOOOOO!"
"What if they shaved him?"
"STOP!"
*Don't*
Don't Google ! ! Worst Mistake Of My Life !!!!
Genuinely such a funny interaction
Whimsicott’s a sheep made of cotton. There’s a 100% chance that they’re shaved regularly to collect material for fabric.
@@enlongjones2394 A sheep? Isn’t it a cotton plant with limbs? Have I been thinking of Whimsicott wrong this whole time?
I love listening to jo and altrive talk about stuff for forty minutes with the limited input from Jacob being in between games and a FUCK every once in a while
I like how half of their conversations are about Jawsh
His name is spelt Dgoughsh
@@mme.veronica735 That's a hit
The Jawoush Podcast
@@mme.veronica735 *true*
I genuinely can't tell when they're talking about Jawsh or Josh (Ellie's brother)
“We live in a Society”-Monkey D luffy
27:45 I think that zelda was playing with the DK Bongos. When you use them you can press A and B, but you can't use directional inputs, and she was only using natural B, neutral air, and jab.
This is definitely it
Honestly that’s not nearly as farfetched as it seems
“We live in a society”
-Gandhi
Gandhi didn't say that.
@@Tonjit41 Your right it might have been MLK
I think joker persona 5 said that
@@Gator_nit *Jo
I thought you said Gandalf
One day we’re going to get a bald podcast not sure when but there is no way it doesn’t happen at this point.
i think the elite smash series IS the bald podcast
See but now they'll hint towards one and do it, never release it and it'll become a bit
Jacob and coney actually do have a podcast now, but they aren’t bald yet
ive never met jawsh in my life and he is probably my favorite person just by listening to this podcast
In case anyone was curious about Hello Kitty/Aggretsuko, Aggretsuko is based on HK's style but features a more mature theme about office work and living as a female in Japan. I'm pretty sure it originally was just another Hello Kitty mascot once that later branched off to be its own thing.
More specifically, sanrio makes a bunch of characters. That is literally their business, and those are just the most high profile. Badtz maru and kuroppi are others. There also a bunch of sanrio things in animal crossing. And 6 villagers.
Hi Jacob, Jo and Dash
i just wanna say thank you real quick
ive been extrememly depressed recently and this channel cheers me up so much. school is hard, i can barely go. my cat, who lived with me her whole life, died a week ago and it's very hard to cope. this channel helps a lot, though. i know you probably wont read this, but just in case you happen to, thank you so so much.
I like how an entire quickplay game happened on hazardless Unova without any mention.
Legalize unova!
@@JacobPDeIiNoNi marth up smash tippers from under the platform. Eepic
Honestly going from messing with their friends to talking honestly about the quality of Pokémon is why I love this series. (Ultra Alola was awesome)
I can't believe they made Altrive into a playable character. It's even a 1/1 replica.
Im absolutely loving this series, but it would be way better if you were all bald
That's a Hit.
I agree
Welcome to the bald podcast
Guys I haven't seen jacob in a while 😐
At 41:13, the game froze for a split second to shake in fear to witness the absolute power and energy against the duo’s synergy.
spooked the frames away
Jacob I hope you’re doing well from what you posted about on Twitter yesterday. We love you man and we’re glad you’re safe
What happened?
@@TKHedgeHog robbed at gunpoint in broad daylight, he tweeted about it yesterday and Omni just posted about it based on the notification I just got
Oh holy S, At least he's alive.
@@darkaura7777 holy fucking shit
Jacob my dude I'm so happy to know you weren't deded, genuinely one of the coolest people on any platform. Jesus christ.
Jo references Danganronpa literally every episode of the bald podcast. Am I missing something?
"It's about drive..."
- Icarus
Thank GOD you don’t hate sun and moon. I genuinely had a great time with that game. And I totally agree with the whole story driven Pokémon thing. I wish we could get cool villains again.
So what if they did hate it? Why would you care?
@@zhoubiden6003 It feels nice when people don't hate on things you like.
I think the reason Nintendo's so slow to put out Metroid games is because the series is actually much less popular in Japan than in the west. It puts them into a weird position where they're like "ok, we need to outsource this because we're apparently, culturally, fundamentally out of touch with the reasons why people like this franchise. However, it's also one of our big name franchises so we can't just license it out to whoever and hope for the best."
Sometimes I just listen to these for the comedy and then the things happening on screen that I’m not watching feel like an inside joke that I laugh to without knowing.
Thats what I do for almost every video
Yea you feel like joker from the movie joker don’t ya
I think the fun part of doing that is hearing what’s going on in the background and assuming what’s happening
The context of the tv lag makes this make so much more sense
Wow, I can’t believe they actually continued Persona 5 Royal
"We live in a society"-Emmanuel Kant
Finally a new Persona 5 episode
Imagine a FPS Pokémon Horror Game, where you’re being hunted by Michael Myers but he has a Charizard
We're never going to see the rest of Mario Party Advance, are we.
I actually liked that playthrough a lot, it was really good lmao. sad...
I feel like that is more likely than Wario World or Persona 5 Royal though. I hope you get your series fellow Plussy or Deluxey or whatever we are.
"Josh is such a... fuck with-able person"
-Alpharad, 2021
I was watching this video on my Switch, and about a minute in the the RUclips app crashed. I sat at the crash screen for about 30 seconds thinking it was some kind of bit.
I still can't believe they made a movie all about Dhakota. We truly do live in a society
Man, I wish I was bald like all three of my favourite celebrities, Jo Mama, altrove, and Greek letter guy.
"We live in a society" -Alpharad Deluxe, 2021
“I think we are still one away”
*30 min left in video*
Kirby’s epic yarn has probably my favourite soundtrack out of all the kirby games
But like, Return to dream land
that’s high praise for Epic Yarn considering the best kirby soundtrack is the hardest thing to decide ever
catching up on alpharad deluxe is like catching up on one piece but I've never watched one piece
No joke. Had a dream with this exact title and thumbnail, with my youtube notifications exact.
You know who is bald, elephants
Also Kirby Epic Yarn is a banger of a game, you can be a firetruck the ones firemen use which is very awesome
guess who else is bald? read your comment
I never saw a Josh stream or even heard his voice, and I think this it is way funnier that way
These thumbnails go hard I gotta say like they're super high quality for a series that's just Jacob destroying middle schoolers online while Jo and Altrive talk about whatever they want to
Can't believe they actually released a smash video post sora
They literally did it yesterday too
I saw the thumbnail with joker on it and I got excited for a bit thinking that we got an actual P5R episode until I clicked the video
I love the almost daily Deluxe Lore
It's unbelievable that they added Altrive to Smash Ultimate, or was it Joker that they added? No wait, I think it's Altrive. Right? Or am I mistaken and it's actually Joker? I literally can't tell them apart.
Kinda odd Joker isn't bald tho. It seems unrealistic (bald people do that persona thing whenever they take off their mask) and untrue to it's source material but beyond that, damn hard to tell them apart.
Yooo, they added Desbug into smash, pog.
Literally at 16:14 I was thinking of commenting “Fun fact did you know that Kat and Ana together make Katana” and Alpharad out of nowhere just brings it up. Crazy world we live in
As you would say we live in a society, quote joker from the joker movie
@@mathmanmoo wow what a great quote from the joker from the joker movie. It really resembles how the joker thinks we live in a society.
This was made before the ubisoft video, this is the only channel where you get to know how funky filming and release dates are.
The dynamic of just playing games and not caring and just discussing things is great. This why I like you guys and OneyPlays
I'm glad they explained the Jawsh lore, everything makes so much more sense now.
Joker has hair, they are bald, so they cannot be like Joker from the movie Joker
Sorry about what happened Jacob hope your doing better
Also yo! Altrive is in the game!
What happened?
@@TKHedgeHog he got robbed at gunpoint near his house
Oh holy S, at least he's alive.
You should check him live
@@Lifeislife102 the robber should
The gameplay is a good distraction in case I accidentally look at my screen while I’m listening to this podcast
Was not expecting a crossover between JrEg and Alpharad Deluxe, but it’s a nice surprise
"What if we shaved him?"
"Stop."
God I'm so glad the Kat & Ana bit came back
What joe says about Pokémon is exactly why I loved fourth gen. Yeah, they still followed the same BS ‘be the best’ story, but then they also had things like the Pokémon beauty competition, and a rival who flat out says ‘being the best just for the sake of being the best isn’t enough’
Amazing Mirror and Squeak Squad are definitely my two favorite Kirby games, and I definitely cannot wait to see what they do with the new Kirby game.
I'm absolutely floored that this episode didn't start with yoooooo
joe and dash talking about the xbox minifridge brought back the kentucky fried console nightmares
Kirby’s epic yarn is great
Thank you for a whole ep on Dash lore. This makes the anime way better!
I really enjoy that title and image for the video these always make my day
This series has turned into a jawsh psychology documentary
Icarus wasn't bald until he flew too close to the sun and his burned off
Wario's persona would just be himself, but buff. He's a narcissist like that.
I mean, I'm here for the gameplay... And Jacob's game commentary. The bald podcast is just a plus.
this bald podcast series is so great
He predicted Pokemon legends arceus
I did not connect that “josh” and “jawsh” were the same person until I heard the waffle throwing story
Wait then what is joker from persona 2 doing in persona 5?
Yea, you know, the Reaper!!
I haven't been watching these in order, so now I have to go back and watch the MII sword episode.
Jo is literally the “how do you ask if someone emulates Nintendo games? You don’t they just tell you” meme personified
I'd love to see a Pokemon game where you play as a Gym Leader that's been assigned to a town that's gone to shit and the main story is about you helping the town get back on it's feet. Could even have multiplayer that lets people post their Gyms online for others to fight.
This channel wilk be the ones to bring back “ im just joshing ”
I'm here for gameplay, jacob. If I'm the only one, so be it. The bald podcast is fun too tho
Y’all should play a game of Mario Party with Josh and target him without saying anything about it the whole time.
I realize how jacob does look like joker from persona 5, however it's concerning that Jo and altrive also looks like joker from persona 5
I just wanna say smoking out the window by Bruno Mars came on as a COMMERCIAL and I watched all 3 minutes of it. Tbh about the same level of entertainment keep it up, btw it happened during the joker killing min min at 15:00
babe wake up, another alpharad deluxe video dropped
All people are bald underneath
I was not prepared for him to say "pop"
I agree with jacob about sun and moon, actually my second favorite pokemon game for the setting and story (unova number one because plasma and N), but it sacrifices replayability by making it so drawn out at the start and end.
Bro my friend was speedrunning S/M, he was on pace for a personal record, and then his little cousin visited. And he opened goddamn Festival Plaza. And he still hasn’t gotten over it lmao
That happens to me every single dang new game I start; I try to save, and end up going through 10 minutes of that.
The "do I look like Joker" guy really can't catch a break huh
Jo & Jacob: Hey, Whimsicott!
Altrive: What if they shaved him?
Jacob: Cease this heresy!
fun fact: carter17 has appeared twice in this episode
I don’t think the bald joke is ever going to get old
I think the reason jacob struggles so much with the characters he knows is his icarus complex something something midtier
We live in a society - Altrive, from persona 5
We live in society where.. arsen back air kills at 50
I'm so Glad that Alpharad is ok, as he's the one who Uploads thes Videos.
I personally like the system of putting people who disconnect a lot on a separate server where they can only play eachother, basically shadowbanning them
what if they got better internet
@@internetguy7319 good for them? I'm saying if it happens a lot, like to the point where it's obviously happening on purpose or to the point where you shouldn't have even been playing online for this long on such a bad connection
This joke is definitely too soon, but maybe Jacob's robber was just trying to show him his Joker idle animation impression.
Glad you're okay Jacob and hope you're not too traumatized ❤
Finally, the persona 5 podcast continues......... One day.