No joke, I played doubles with a Byleth named LIL•NESS•X like two weeks ago, and was so excited to see me in a Funny Alpharad and Deluxe video. I just quickly scrolled through this video the second it came out, just to find out I played with a daggum imposter...
I had a similar experience a couple weeks ago when i played against someone with that name who was playing yoshi. Needless to say, this thumbnail got me excited.
This seems to be right after their last Smash video and I'm going to say bf that Mario video in the timeline. Dash could very well be dead. If reincarnation is real I hope he's a monkes because monkees are awesome
I know, haha jo accidentally said a "kinda but not really" slur, but I do kinda respect how he immediately when "oh..." and was genuinely disappointed in it instead of doubling down on their name being a goof. It was a rare level of seriousness in the channel's many many layers of irony.
@@traverse_danikuuu 16:45. The name is kneegrow. Which is pronounced negro. Again, not really a slur. More...dated, than anything. Like calling a black person colored. Nowhere near as bad as the full on, hard R, n-word.
I still don't understand how it's a slur. never heard of it. I use that word but it means more like to get knock out. like when ppl say they pass out from being so tired or something like that. or if I "conk" you on the head meaning to actually hit you. so interesting to see such a random word mean something so different.
Honestly, this has got to be one of the greatest Alpharad Deluxe videos ever. It features rage, heartbreak, comedy, and horror. Watch Conor the Link lose an entire stock in the time it takes Jacob to take 30 damage. Experience 1nOnlyJo, the smartest Alpharad fan in all of Smash bros. And most importantly: The return of the Bald Podcast!
I'm 100% expecting dash to just randomly stop being in video's ever again at some random point without notice edit: mainly cause I'm still not fully convinced dash being a guest wasn't just a bit
22:20 Finally, I question I can answer! As someone who has eaten a quarter, its not about the health factor, but the shape that makes it bad to eat. If the coin gets stuck horizontally, it can clog your throat and cause you to suffocate.
Hearing Jo talk about zinc coming from the ocean, I immediately thought of the phineas and ferb episode… next thing you know he’s talking about the phineas and ferb episode my mind is blown
They literally uploaded the episode where Jo sounded like he was in another room and I watched and enjoyed the entire thing. There’s no way I wouldn’t take those corrupted episodes
I legitimately cannot tell how much of Altrive's personality is naturally like this and how much he's hamming it up purely for the content. That's a good thing, mind you. Altrive is amazing.
Unironically actually my favorite Smash character. Three Houses is honestly my favorite game. Looking forward to watching Altrive and Jo completely shit on it.
I like putting these episodes on while I play a different game later in the evening. Feels like I’m zoning out in a PlayStation party. Occasionally I’ll say something during one of the long silences and due to them usually being followed by a vague one liner it generally fits into the conversation rather well.
Dude the amount of players like that Link on doubles is insane, it's just the luck of the draw. Sometimes you get an amazing teammate...and other times you get a Link that uses 5 stocks
I love how Dash has a different personality for every single game. His personality in Among Us is completely different from his personality in this series and also completely different from his personality in Mario Maker 2.
I know it's sort of the joke that Dash and Jo have random conversations while Jacob plays, but it never really hit as hard as when Jacob was making comments on how the Ike player was doing while the other two completely ignored him and had an in-depth conversation about eating fucking coins.
fuck. FUCK. I was with a friend he said "awsome" and I started laughing. A good, hearty, laugh out loud. And he just stared at me until he asked "what's so funny?" And all I could think was ";". Godamit.
Oh boy! A double upload! Who would’ve thought we’d see 2 videos in one day! Well then, I’ll be sure to watch both vids Jacob! I hope you and Jo have a rellly good day :) Edit: oh! I didn’t realize dash was here too! It seems he was using the b*throom. I hope you have a good day too Dash :D
You'd think I would have learned something about smash from watching you guys, but all I know is all smash players shit on each other for having a main
No joke, I played doubles with a Byleth named LIL•NESS•X like two weeks ago, and was so excited to see me in a Funny Alpharad and Deluxe video. I just quickly scrolled through this video the second it came out, just to find out I played with a daggum imposter...
thats sus
Amogud reference
yeah unfortunately it couldn't have been them for this episode, this was recorded pre sora.
@@charbound amogus
I had a similar experience a couple weeks ago when i played against someone with that name who was playing yoshi. Needless to say, this thumbnail got me excited.
Y'all talk about Josh so much that he feels like a mythological figure in the lore of alpharad deluxe.
And then you find him on Altrives channel and he really does just cry
@@erikh5512 silly boy that's josh not jawsh.
@@jstar3382 waaaaah waaaaaaaah this game suuuucks
The fact that these have no timeline is both disorienting and hilarious
when he mentioned about there being one more character coming out, i was so confused
@@ImSimmin it's Lego Mr Incredible
@@jstar3382 hit
The classic Deluxe experience
In this episode: JoSniffy melee says a slur.
Sasuke would be disappointed.
God, I let out an audible "oh no" and covered my mouth in Fremdscham when he fell for that...
16:45 :)
@@ashannihilator8315 No, it was 44:24 when he read a yellow player's slur name.
@@selfsustainedautocannibalVampi I had to search cause I thought you were joking but it actually is 💀 my man jo can't catch a break
When Dash was in the bathroom for the beginning I thought for sure that Jo had murdered Dash over Mario Maker lol
I was thinking the exact same thing
is this what drugs is like?
Thank god, it wasn't just me
This seems to be right after their last Smash video and I'm going to say bf that Mario video in the timeline. Dash could very well be dead. If reincarnation is real I hope he's a monkes because monkees are awesome
@@madmoblin Specifically one of the bald ones
I’d say something about Yoshi being a fan favorite character, but I have to go eat dinner now. Mom prepared grilled crayons tonight
Wow
no fair my mom can only afford fried glue sticks
@@jocabulous no fair my
Why do you think Mario sacrifices yoshi
Alpha quietly going "i like that game" had me laughing for some reason
yeah, he actually sounded hurt. Probably just a bit, knowing him (not that he likes it, that he was legit upset).
Life of a Fire Emblem fan 🥲
watching joe do three houses sounds like the most entertaining way to pass time conceivable
Ok
*jo
@@Colon-Three Thanks for sharing!
@@Colon-Three hit
@@Lambla miss
I can’t believe Jo actually fell for that
That was fucking hilarious, poor Jo
If he was big brain like Jimmy Neutron he would have said "Patella Enlargement"
@@mme.veronica735 I don't think Jo was that kind of teacher to know what a patella is
That seemed like it was super awkward for them
Shout-outs to the one dollar donation from Jenna Tools!
the fact they left in the “knee grow” part was so off putting the way they went silent for a little bit, but i’m glad they left it in
When has anything been edited or cut in this series lmao
@@joncarpenter-smith9801 the pit cpu
to be fair, its not that bad of a word, its just spanish for black
@@sketchystreet1true, although I feel like that pronunciation has a different connotation
@@Xetaas thats true too, it really boils down to what their intentions are with the word
I love how Jacob's so fucking tired of the bald bit
I mean he was tired of it from the start
"I don't want to spend money on [gatcha] games."
"You don't have to."
"Yeah but like, I will."
The realist.
I know, haha jo accidentally said a "kinda but not really" slur, but I do kinda respect how he immediately when "oh..." and was genuinely disappointed in it instead of doubling down on their name being a goof.
It was a rare level of seriousness in the channel's many many layers of irony.
May I ask for a time stamp? I just wanted to know this is actually valid which it probably is but it doesn't really matter
@@traverse_danikuuu 16:45. The name is kneegrow. Which is pronounced negro. Again, not really a slur. More...dated, than anything. Like calling a black person colored. Nowhere near as bad as the full on, hard R, n-word.
I still don't understand how it's a slur. never heard of it. I use that word but it means more like to get knock out. like when ppl say they pass out from being so tired or something like that. or if I "conk" you on the head meaning to actually hit you. so interesting to see such a random word mean something so different.
@@xxvimilia sorry I thought you were referencing conk.
@@traverse_danikuuu It's at 16:46
Bayonetta canonically uses her hair as her source of power and is thus, objectively, the least powerful character in the game.
I would genuinely binge the shit out of Jo and Dash playing Three Houses while Jacob’s just vibing
From the thumbnail I couldn’t tell if they meant Yoshi or Byleth, they both are just so much fun.
Yoshi is cringe bro
@@bloodmuzzle that’s a miss
@@ONLY_RR7 Ratio
@@bloodmuzzle Good Game :)
Both characters are cringe af Unless you trollin
Honestly, this has got to be one of the greatest Alpharad Deluxe videos ever. It features rage, heartbreak, comedy, and horror. Watch Conor the Link lose an entire stock in the time it takes Jacob to take 30 damage. Experience 1nOnlyJo, the smartest Alpharad fan in all of Smash bros. And most importantly: The return of the Bald Podcast!
And Jo says a slur
@@aurorusborealis4656 lol, forgot to add that one
*Jo disappoints Sasuke
I'm 100% expecting dash to just randomly stop being in video's ever again at some random point without notice
edit: mainly cause I'm still not fully convinced dash being a guest wasn't just a bit
Same lol
Woah
It didn't know that was a bit. I thought they just Kidnapped him.
Bad news, man
16:46 Sasuke wouldn't have fallen for this joke because he doesn't say slurs
Your si in nin tou have go stop
22:20 Finally, I question I can answer! As someone who has eaten a quarter, its not about the health factor, but the shape that makes it bad to eat. If the coin gets stuck horizontally, it can clog your throat and cause you to suffocate.
what the fuck
hit!
Did you die
Username checks out?
That's a hit
Unless they added LEGO Mr Incredible. This title is just false.
Well the titles are always false so it's on brand
so true this is clickbait
This made me google “bald bear” and “bald raccoon” honestly the raccoon is much less scary then I thought it’d be. But the bear is scary as hell!
Same.. a lot of naked men with hairy chests came up too.. saved all of them and now I'm just gonna send them at random in group chats
@UCypBKMZWjHoFXaFW_ypcQrw no they didn't, you're a fucking lier. (Joke)
I swear so often when Jo and Dash make fun of something Jacob likes, I'm sitting there reacting the exact same way
i wonder what's so funny about ana and kat anyways
me during the two episodes where they talked about Deltarune as i kept nodding anyways because it was also funny
Hearing Jo talk about zinc coming from the ocean, I immediately thought of the phineas and ferb episode… next thing you know he’s talking about the phineas and ferb episode my mind is blown
same
The Ike's name, "Thaima1shu", is pronounced "Tie my shoe" which is very clever and cool
I got an ad of a guy “who was a tire” asking another man if he was looking at his bald spot. This is certified epic
I miss Zombie, his shmovement was so shnasty. I sometimes can still hear his shticks as if he's still shnere.
I learned 2 things Jacob plays genshin, and Joe would play if he didn't have impulse spending
I can't wait for the Genshin gacha rolling series.
jacob would be a jean main
@@s.o.m3241 very cool, Mr. step on me
@@s.o.m3241 Yeah
I NEED someone to explain why Team Rocket is such an offensive mii
I was just wondering the same thing
He's bald
Same
@@dakota9809 I can't believe Pikmin 4 himself is in the comments!
Because of the costume that comes after it
I honestly want to see the 6 hours that had corrupted audio.
Me too cant beleive theres a full 6 hours of elite smashing I'll never see
I dont think they get how low our standards are
@@rizar56 Exactly, it would be funny to us, because to us Alpharad Deluxe fans any content is funny, no matter how low quality.
They literally uploaded the episode where Jo sounded like he was in another room and I watched and enjoyed the entire thing. There’s no way I wouldn’t take those corrupted episodes
Bald matpat looks like he's on the far right about to justify his hate speech with "but hey, that's just a theory"
"Was Jontron actually right???"
but jo, when mindless counter number 51 hits, its hype as heck man
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
I legitimately cannot tell how much of Altrive's personality is naturally like this and how much he's hamming it up purely for the content.
That's a good thing, mind you. Altrive is amazing.
thats just how he is. Watch his streams and channel. He just a funny guy.
Unironically actually my favorite Smash character. Three Houses is honestly my favorite game. Looking forward to watching Altrive and Jo completely shit on it.
The up b to do a combo all over again is so fun and that side b people could spam is so good
@@mariodude7424 Byleth legit the second most hype character after min min LMAO
@@No-lw2ls lol
@@No-lw2ls but the game is decent though I have to admit idk
@@mariodude7424 bro, a side b that people can spam no way, no other smash characters have spammable b moves
Haha
'Can we customize a better game?'
'I... I like that game'
*dash and jo laugh*
I find it so funny how I was disappointed by byleth’s inclusion (like everyone was) but became my main and still is to this day
15:51 Really glad they didn't say the Palutena's smash tag
Edit: 16:46 God fucking dammit Jo
LMAO
Wrong way Jo
If you upload two videos a day from the backlog at this rate, we might actually get to see the endings of wario world and persona!
@@cinderela1882 truuuuue
@@cinderela1882 Miss!
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle that's a miss
@@cinderela1882 miss!
@@cinderela1882 big miss
I like putting these episodes on while I play a different game later in the evening. Feels like I’m zoning out in a PlayStation party. Occasionally I’ll say something during one of the long silences and due to them usually being followed by a vague one liner it generally fits into the conversation rather well.
Chris Pratt is my favourite smash character. He's so cool!
Joker is my favorite smash charaacter. He's from a underrated series I don't know if you've heard of it its called Persona 5.
I love Persona 5 games
@@endk.3500 persona 5 is my favorite series
@@endk.3500 yea the Persona 5 series is super good! Not to be confused with the Persona series.
on a serious note all 3 persona games can be considered their own series because of their spinoffs
Rob is my favorite smash character because he's from an underrated series I don't know if you've heard of it it's called R.O.B
Jo's laugh is just so pure
I've never disagreed with something more.
Oh boy is this gonna be a Yoshi video?
You know everyone’s favorite character that is in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.
I thought it was byleth lol
I just wanna say I’ve been really enjoying the Altrive era.
byleth is one of my favorite characters added in this game, i loved 3 houses and was excited for a rep that included a really creative move set
I can't believe Jo fell for that. What a noob.
Sonic is my favorite smash character. He’s so cool!
Thank you Cinderela, very cool.
He is so fun to play with
@@Hthe ikr
My favorite combo is neutral b to neutral b to aggressive tbag
when the peck will youtube fix this bot problem ffs, i have gotten 7 different bot replies in the last 5 days, and i dont even comment that often
This is my favorite series of all time
Dude the amount of players like that Link on doubles is insane, it's just the luck of the draw. Sometimes you get an amazing teammate...and other times you get a Link that uses 5 stocks
No lie I would be super down to watch Three Houses content with Jo and Dash on the sticks.
I love how Dash has a different personality for every single game. His personality in Among Us is completely different from his personality in this series and also completely different from his personality in Mario Maker 2.
Those two matches with the little Mac made my morning. Wow, that’s was a great moment in gaming.
I know it's sort of the joke that Dash and Jo have random conversations while Jacob plays, but it never really hit as hard as when Jacob was making comments on how the Ike player was doing while the other two completely ignored him and had an in-depth conversation about eating fucking coins.
I think Dash might have an iron deficiency. It's probably best if you fix it with stuff like spinach or something though.
I can feel the pain in this, it took me a while to get Byleth up to par with another fighter I got to 9.3 million, but it was worth it in the end
Shit like the 1nOnlyJoe match are what makes this channel so entertaining. A multi platform spectacle
I unironically think Byleth is really fucking sick and I love her design
I dislike the up b. It's ugly.
It really must be everyone’s favorite if I’ve seen it in my recommended 5 times today
Rob is my favorite smash character He’s so cool!
Rob is my favorite smash character He's so cool!
Rob is my favorite smash character He's so cool!
I’ve been waiting very… very long for this episode
I'm impressed that Jo knows how to say black in Spanish. He's really concerned about education.
Yeah, but he said it wrong tho :(
I think the fire emblem idea is gold, I’d love to watch it
mad respect for jo being a fellow Pig Mii enjoyer
When I hear altrive say "I think Jacob is Freddy" out of context i just assume he's talking about fnaf lol
I would LOVE a Jo and Altrive 3 Houses playthrough
Hey guys, Winston from Overwatch here, and I must say that this has to be one of my favorite videos in the series! great work Jacob!
Jo: says a slur
Jo, realizing that's a slur: I've fucked up and hurt someone, probably, and now I'm sad because I did that.
Respect.
Seeing the games on the home screen of the switch is the equivalent of a teaser trailer
Lets go Byleth! Favorite character.
"We're talking about MatPat what do you want" and Alpharad's sad "oh ok" got me howling
HOW DID JO FALL FOR IT LMFAOOOO
"It's okay. You don't have to feel good about it, but it's okay. :)"
That's the second Joe I heard today that said that word.
Jo and Altrive suffering through 3 houses sounds hilarious.
Icarus is my favorite smash character He’s so cool!
Dash's ability to troll unintentionally is elite
I would love to see a fire emblem playthrough but please pre record the whole series or just avoid comments like the pluage
This series is Jacob slowly getting more and more angry at Jo and Dash while they crack nonsensical jokes for an hour
nobody:
byleth: allow me to introduce myself.
OH MY GOD DASH BRINGING UP ALMOST NAKED ANIMALS BROUGHT UP SO MANY MEMORIES AND I HAD JUST FORGOTTEN
20:49 *It was at this moment that 5,459 Xenoblade fans cried out, "MYTHRA, PYRA!"*
The last thing I would've expected to hear in 2021 is almost naked animals.
And now I am having war flashbacks
fuck. FUCK. I was with a friend he said "awsome" and I started laughing. A good, hearty, laugh out loud. And he just stared at me until he asked "what's so funny?" And all I could think was ";". Godamit.
Oh boy! A double upload! Who would’ve thought we’d see 2 videos in one day! Well then, I’ll be sure to watch both vids Jacob! I hope you and Jo have a rellly good day :)
Edit: oh! I didn’t realize dash was here too! It seems he was using the b*throom. I hope you have a good day too Dash :D
Little Mac is my favorite smash character. He is so cool!
The best part of the thumbnail is no matter whether it was Yoshi or Byleth the statement would still be true
What!? Another swordfighter?! And it's not even a cool sword, like that one named after those sisters from WarioWare?!
I like how Dash and Jo are talking about Fire Emblem and Jacob is *dead silent.*
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW UNIQUE AND ICONIC ALL THREE OF THEIR LAUGHS ARE!? ESPECIALLY JO
Yes she is one of my favorite Smash Characters thanks for recognizing that
I can’t believe Jo said a racial slur I’m literally shaking and crying
The bald podcast has inspired me. I'm shaving my dog tomorrow
16:46 Jo
Sniffy says the the N Word. Wow. Much character development thrown out the window.
Should have been big brain and said "Patella Expansion"
get a thesaurus, don't say slurs
Good job keeping up with the schedule and doing a double upload
They may not be everyone’s favorite character, but they are my favorite.
Yoooooooo two alphluxe videos in one day, that a hit
You'd think I would have learned something about smash from watching you guys, but all I know is all smash players shit on each other for having a main
Been waiting for the byleth section of this journey
I wonder why there are two episodes today…
Jacob: *says anything for 30 seconds*
Dash: these kids need keeps